Originally Posted by jitterbug
Gracious madam, I extend my most cordial greetings and wish that you are in the very pinkest of health. I just composed this little epistle to send you a respectful reminder that if you see Gulbis, then you should tell him that his shirt belongs to me.
Failing that, it should be stolen - from his person, if needs be.
Warmest love from,
Your resident stalker. xoxo