WARNING! Before you start reading, go and fetch your box of tissues, as what I am about to say may reduce a few of you to tears
Ok.....I know how much everyone loves me. And I apologise for having to do this to you. But I have to, otherwise God will punish me. He told me so yesterday.
Right I'll try to stop talking out my ass (that may take quite a bit of effort after 21 years of it) and spit it out, as I'm sure you're all getting ants in your pants by now.
*The next paragraph will be me talking in the third person for absolutely no reason whatsoever*
Well, Adam has a problem. When he has vast amounts of free time during university and sitting at home doing nothing, he has a few choices. He can:
1) Watch tv
2) Mess about on the internet, mainly on here
3) Do some studying
4) Find something productive to do.
Adam's problem is that he always chooses numbers 1+2 at the same time. This is causing problems for him, as once he gets on here he ends up staying on for stupidly long periods of time. He knows that this is beneficial to all of you as he lights up the forum with his brilliance. That is why this is such a hard decision, Adam is such a kind hearted boy that he doesn't like to do this to you people. However, it is time that Adam thought about himself for once and realised that his life will be significantly better should he get himself a good degree. Therefore he has come to a painstakingly tough decision. For the next month or so, Adam will not be around at all. He has decided that he quite simply has no self discipline and cannot manage to come on here for short periods of time. Therefore, he will depart from MTF until he feels comfortable with the fact that he is back on track with his studies. This may be 2 weeks, or it may be a month or 2.
*Goes out of 3rd person mode*
Listen, I want you all to promise me something. I remember that when hearing the news that Take That were splitting up, 2 girls committed suicide. I need to make sure none of you will be so distraught by this news that you'll do anything silly. Promise me
I will still be around for the next few days, so cherish every last minute of my presence. Anyone that says nice things about me will remain in my mind while I am absent from MTF