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Am I turning into a teenage girl?

Posted 01-18-2006 at 02:58 PM by adee-gee
Several months ago, Sarah aka MissFairy commented that I was a girl. Although I strenously denied these accusations at the time, I am beginning to fear that she was right. I'm not sure if she's worked some of her fairy magic on me to turn me into a little girl, but at the moment I seem powerless to stop the transition.

The Facts

1) Yesterday while shopping I bought myself shampoo for women. It was an ambitious attempt to straighten my ridiculously messy and frizzy hair. The shampoo and conditioner was apparently anti-frizz and the result was supposed to be straight and sleek hair. Unfortunately, it didn't do me any use and I ended up looking like Toad from Mario Kart. It did give it a nice shine though
2) While driving the other day, I was flicking through various radio stations until a song I liked came on. As I was flicking, 'Lucky' by Britney Spears was on one station. Not only did I leave it on, I happily sang along and found I knew all the words.
3) I have been known to use hair straighteners from time to time.
4) I spend about an hour in the bathroom every morning, making myself look beautiful.
5) I commented the other day that I prefer girls that a curvy to girls that are stick-thin. Apparently this is very female thing to say.
6) I've decided I prefer alcopops to pints of beer.
7) I sent 532 text messages (SMS) last month, which I believe only young girls are capable of achieving.
8) I am immensely excited about the fact that the new series of Desperate Housewives is starting tonight.
9) I watch every reality tv show on tv, as well as pretty much every soap.

I think this is pretty concrete proof that I am indeed turning into a teenage girl. Therefore, I will have to accept this and look to the future.

So, What Does The Future Hold For Me As A Woman?

1) Waxing -
2) Pregnancy - I like this idea. I have more power over how many children I have. The first one won't be too far away. Hopefully a son, and he shall be named Champ. He'll be one as well.
3) Going shoe shopping on a Saturday afternoon instead of watching the football - Now this will be a true test of how feminine I have become. If this happens, I will feel a real lady. I may even have to start dressing as one, which leads to my next point.....
4) A boob job - I don't like boob jobs, but I suppose it would have to be done.
5) Decrease my driving ability - We all know women can't drive (prays Chloe le bopper doesn't visit my blog) and I am a sublime driver. Therefore, I'd have to deliberately have a few crashes while talking on my cell phone.
6) Change the way I post on MTF - There can no longer be any Carla drooling. Instead, I will come out with comments such as 'Wow Tommy Haas looks with his new look' and 'Rafa has such a nice ass'.

I hope you will all be supportive as I go through this very tough period in my life. As you can imagine, it is not an easy time for me and all your help would be appreciated. Obviously, I now need a new name. Adam isn't very feminine. Any suggestions?
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

If you become a teenage girl you can drool over Novak with me YAY THAT WOULD BE FUN.
Posted 01-18-2006 at 03:39 PM by savesthedizzle savesthedizzle is offline
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

Wow, you really don't dissapoint do you? I literally have like, no words!

I actually didn't use fairy dust on you, i was going to, but this, my friend, is ALL you

I knew you were a girl And i like the steps you are taking, because now we can go shoe shopping together although even if you turn even more into a girl we can still go see Spurs, right? (:

And you're carrying Tristan (Champ)? Brilliant! I'd like to keep my figure, thanks and you may not get bigger boobs than me too

As for a new name, how about Eve? As in you were Adam, so why not be the first lady now?

Take care you crazy fella
Posted 01-18-2006 at 03:43 PM by MissFairy MissFairy is offline
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

Oh Adam, you are such a sweet girlie girl :hug:. Welcome to our clan sweetie.

And As Sarah suggested, I was going to choose Eve too. You can change it to Eva or Evita. ;)
Posted 01-18-2006 at 04:03 PM by mandoura
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

Quote:
5) Decrease my driving ability - We all know women can't drive (prays Chloe le bopper doesn't visit my blog) and I am a sublime driver. Therefore, I'd have to deliberately have a few crashes while talking on my cell phone.
I'm here

I don't like Eve, I have to think of another girly name for you
Posted 01-18-2006 at 04:13 PM by Lee Lee is online now
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

Grrrr, the smilie should be instead of I hate that you can't edit or delete comments.
Posted 01-18-2006 at 04:14 PM by Lee Lee is online now
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

Eve is very similar to my favorite girls name Ava. I approve. I also know a very pretty girl named Eve. She was Homecoming Queen.
Posted 01-18-2006 at 06:41 PM by savesthedizzle savesthedizzle is offline
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

I know how to arrange this for real. It means you'd have to go into psych therapy too. Let me know. I would love to help in any way that I can ;)
Posted 01-19-2006 at 12:54 AM by cobalt60
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

Adam is already a girly name. No need to change it.

Posted 01-19-2006 at 09:17 PM by shotgun shotgun is offline
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

I'm going to suggest Adima for your new girly name, even though it sounds totally lame.

It's good to read that you're getting in touch with your feminine side.
Posted 01-21-2006 at 02:47 PM by PinkFeatherBoa PinkFeatherBoa is offline
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Posted 01-24-2006 at 02:11 PM by Deboogle!. Deboogle!. is offline
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

Oh my god Adam. I love you.

That's friggin hilarious.
Posted 01-25-2006 at 06:19 AM by Carito_90 Carito_90 is offline
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

In the words of Shirley Manson from Garbage, "Go baby go go! We're right behind you go baby go baby with your cherry lips and golden curls..."
Posted 02-02-2006 at 03:53 AM by Noelle Noelle is offline
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?



except the driving part, that part I won't laugh at |:
Posted 02-09-2006 at 03:27 PM by surfpinky surfpinky is offline
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

you're really funny. You should try out various other things women do, like wearing thongs and high heels
Posted 07-29-2006 at 01:17 PM by Alexiana Alexiana is offline
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Re: Am I turning into a teenage girl?

HAHA, I just read this. Have a great pregnancy! :worship: :rolls:
Posted 02-15-2007 at 12:57 PM by MisterQ
 

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