Firstly, can I take this opportunity to apologise for the rather long period in between my first entry and this one. I know how much I've let you all down, and I have smacked my own bottom to tell myself off.

In all honesty, this marvellous event of me writing my 2nd entry wouldn't have happened if it wasn't down to 1 person. The wonderful Jess, who has been on and on at me to write this entry. You can all thank her for this momentous occasion and all come to your own conclusion about who wears the trousers in our relationship.

Ok, right serious now...Blogs are supposed to be me telling you what's going on in my life, right? Well in the real world, not a lot. I should be working hard (being in my final year of uni and all) but I'm not. All my housemates are hard working so we're not going out as much as we used to, so instead of working I waste my time on here instead of working

Which leads me nicely onto my MTF life, which is a lot more exciting than my real life I am truly hooked on here, apparently I have 4,000 posts in my thread in the last 2 months or so :retard: Although its slightly more understandable when you realise how fantastic everyone that posts in the thread is yes, even Jimbo. Come along people, and you'll understand what I mean.... http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=52256&page=1& amp;amp;amp;pp=15

I just wanted to clarify a few things about me, as some may not be able to distinguish between sarcasm and seriousness on here :
1) No, I am not gay. Apologies to the men who will be distraught by this news, I do love you all, just not in the sexual way.
2) I have quit gambling, which is harder than many would think.
3) Yes, I think prima donna is a tool. :retard:
4) I am actually quite normal, and not quite as mad as I come across on here.
5) er
6) I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.

As its pretty clear that I have very little else of any relevance to say (I didn't really have any in the first place, but anyway) I shall depart. It's been a pleasure, and I promise I shall update this more frequently (that means my entries don't have to be so long ) I shall leave you all with a joke I heard today which was pretty funny........

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning 'I', pointed to his knee meaning 'need', then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, 'What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!'. The other guy says, 'I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!'