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Domino
04-10-2004, 05:03 PM
All of you who watch Whose Line Is this Anyway? will understand this, those who don't, here is an example:

I say: "Where's my shoe?"
next post: "Why do you need it?"
third post: "Why aren't you helping?"
...
and so on.

Hence, you respond with a new question with each post.

Let the games begin.

Who stole my racquet?

Maia
04-10-2004, 05:06 PM
How would I know?

Domino
04-10-2004, 05:09 PM
Do you know anybody who does?

Maia
04-10-2004, 05:12 PM
Do you have someone in mind?

maratski
04-10-2004, 08:22 PM
with which letter does his/her name start?

novanora
04-10-2004, 08:23 PM
Who do you think could do it then?

maratski
04-10-2004, 08:28 PM
is that relevant?

Nymeria
04-10-2004, 08:44 PM
why do you want to know?

Domino
04-10-2004, 08:44 PM
Are you trying to divert focus from the investigation?

Nymeria
04-10-2004, 08:48 PM
Will ya never answer my question? :p

maratski
04-10-2004, 10:52 PM
will you stop being persistent?

Conan the Librarian
04-11-2004, 12:57 AM
are you sure it's your racquet they took and not a snow shoe?

maratski
04-11-2004, 09:21 AM
can't you come up with something better to make me stop worrying?

Nymeria
04-11-2004, 11:53 AM
Why do you want to stop worrying?

maratski
04-11-2004, 12:12 PM
who says I want to stop worrying?

Domino
04-11-2004, 12:35 PM
Why don't you want to stop worrying?

FryslanBoppe
04-11-2004, 12:39 PM
Who is worrying?

Domino
04-11-2004, 12:41 PM
Are you?

Nymeria
04-11-2004, 10:18 PM
Don't you think worrying about worrying is crazy?

denim
04-12-2004, 03:36 AM
what do you think is crazy?

maratski
04-12-2004, 09:43 AM
are you crazy?

Domino
04-12-2004, 10:08 AM
Why do you accuse other people of being crazy?

novanora
04-12-2004, 05:28 PM
Have I ever accused someone of being crazy?

Maia
04-12-2004, 07:32 PM
Does it matter to you?

Conan the Librarian
04-12-2004, 08:56 PM
What was the point of this thread again?

maratski
04-12-2004, 08:59 PM
why do you ask?

COMA
04-13-2004, 01:10 AM
Why don't you answer his question instead of asking why he asks...? :devil:

FryslanBoppe
04-13-2004, 06:40 AM
What was the question?

maratski
04-13-2004, 08:46 AM
don't you remember?

FryslanBoppe
04-13-2004, 08:48 AM
What was I supposed to remember?

Maia
04-13-2004, 09:06 AM
Don't you think you should remember?

Domino
04-13-2004, 09:10 AM
Is your memory bad?

Action Jackson
04-13-2004, 09:12 AM
Which memory, computer memory or my own memory?

Domino
04-13-2004, 09:16 AM
Why are you making the situation more complicated?

FryslanBoppe
04-13-2004, 09:17 AM
What situation are you talking about?

Domino
04-13-2004, 09:19 AM
Can't you see what the situation is?

Maia
04-13-2004, 10:13 AM
Would it bother you if I said I can't see it?

Domino
04-13-2004, 11:01 AM
Are you blind?

maratski
04-13-2004, 12:50 PM
what does vision have to do with it?

novanora
04-13-2004, 02:02 PM
Are we too far from the the original question now?

maratski
04-13-2004, 02:05 PM
can we actually be too far from the original question?

Maia
04-13-2004, 02:11 PM
What is too far for you?

maratski
04-13-2004, 02:14 PM
do you think anything is too far for me?

Maia
04-13-2004, 02:15 PM
What do you think?

maratski
04-13-2004, 03:09 PM
can't you come up with a question without the word "you" in it?

Maia
04-13-2004, 03:13 PM
Can a dog talk?
<------- :scratch: :cuckoo:

maratski
04-13-2004, 03:20 PM
can pigs fly?

Nymeria
04-13-2004, 05:18 PM
Are you intrested in it?

Maia
04-13-2004, 06:00 PM
is there anybody out there who isn't intrested?

Nymeria
04-13-2004, 07:23 PM
Don't you think it's more intresting if horses can fly?

maratski
04-13-2004, 08:39 PM
do you want to see horses fly?

COMA
04-13-2004, 08:43 PM
Why horses and not pigs???

maratski
04-13-2004, 08:52 PM
does that matter?

COMA
04-13-2004, 09:21 PM
Don't you think that, as a matter of fact, this is a serious problem?

Nymeria
04-13-2004, 10:21 PM
Do you think I see this as a serious problem?

COMA
04-13-2004, 10:38 PM
How should I know what your reactions for serious problems are?

Conan the Librarian
04-13-2004, 11:37 PM
do you want to find out who stole the racquet or not?

Action Jackson
04-14-2004, 04:10 AM
What racquet?

Nymeria
04-14-2004, 08:35 AM
Don't you think flying pics are more intresting then a stolen racquet?

maratski
04-14-2004, 08:49 AM
when did pics came into the picture?

Nymeria
04-14-2004, 09:40 AM
Don't you think that was just a typing mistake? :p

maratski
04-14-2004, 02:26 PM
why should I think that?

alfonsojose
04-14-2004, 02:34 PM
Didn't you realize they were talking about pigs before?

maratski
04-14-2004, 02:38 PM
are you sure we're talking pigs now and not pics?

oxy
04-14-2004, 03:30 PM
are u sure u got the pics and not pigs?

Nymeria
04-14-2004, 04:55 PM
aren't we talking about pics of flying pigs?

gorandevil
04-14-2004, 05:17 PM
can pigs really fly?

maratski
04-14-2004, 05:20 PM
don't you know the answer to that question?

Maia
04-14-2004, 08:00 PM
Don't you think the answer is obvious?

maratski
04-14-2004, 08:16 PM
what's obvious?

COMA
04-14-2004, 08:54 PM
Isn't everything what you are saying so obvious?

Mrs. B
04-14-2004, 09:46 PM
you mean flying pigs and Pink Floyd is obvious?

COMA
04-14-2004, 10:11 PM
Do you claim the existence of Pink Floyd is doubtful?

Nymeria
04-15-2004, 08:10 AM
What has Pink Floyd to do with the stolen racquet?

Maia
04-15-2004, 08:17 AM
Could it be that they stole it?

Aphex
04-15-2004, 08:21 AM
this is a weird thread, isn't it?

Action Jackson
04-15-2004, 08:25 AM
Is it a weird thread?

Aphex
04-15-2004, 08:27 AM
was Pink Floyd weirder with Syd Barret or after he was sacked?

rassklovn
04-15-2004, 08:29 AM
The question should be was Syd Barret weirder than Frank Zappa?

Aphex
04-15-2004, 08:31 AM
was Captain Beefheart weirder than Zappa?

Action Jackson
04-15-2004, 08:33 AM
Was there anyone weirder than Zappa?

Aphex
04-15-2004, 08:43 AM
was Zappa clinically insane like Beefheart and Barret?

maratski
04-15-2004, 09:07 AM
was this before my time?

Aphex
04-15-2004, 09:54 AM
was this before MY time?

Maia
04-15-2004, 10:18 AM
what time is it?

maratski
04-15-2004, 11:49 AM
can't you look at your watch?

novanora
04-15-2004, 02:35 PM
What can I do if my watch doesn't work at all?

Aphex
04-15-2004, 05:22 PM
do you like to watch?

CooCooCachoo
04-15-2004, 05:36 PM
Does watching watches whack you out?

Aphex
04-15-2004, 05:39 PM
does it whack you out when you see at your watch that it's only two hours until you have to work?

Maia
04-16-2004, 11:46 AM
do you hate your work?

novanora
04-16-2004, 05:15 PM
Do you think sitting in the office for 8 hours is the awful work?

Nymeria
04-16-2004, 09:48 PM
Dont you think studying is much more fun as being in the office fore 8 hours?

Aphex
04-17-2004, 05:50 AM
don't you hate your work?

CooCooCachoo
04-17-2004, 07:30 AM
Don't you think you should work on being more convincing when it comes to getting me to work?

oxy
04-17-2004, 07:57 AM
don't you think its worth sacrificing work for tennis?

CooCooCachoo
04-17-2004, 11:27 AM
What is your definition of sacrificing?

Domino
04-17-2004, 05:18 PM
You don't know what sacrificing means?

maratski
04-17-2004, 07:02 PM
should we look it up in a dictionary?

novanora
04-17-2004, 07:50 PM
is the dictionary really useful?

maratski
04-17-2004, 08:16 PM
can you name another useful tool?

novanora
04-17-2004, 09:38 PM
What about a native speaker?

maratski
04-17-2004, 10:22 PM
is he of any good?

pixiedreamer
04-17-2004, 10:33 PM
does he have experience?

maratski
04-17-2004, 10:49 PM
in what field? :angel:

oxy
04-18-2004, 10:27 AM
is it a football or rugby field?

FryslanBoppe
04-18-2004, 10:32 AM
What's the difference between a rugby and a football field?

CooCooCachoo
04-18-2004, 10:33 AM
Do you have problems with differences?

maratski
04-18-2004, 01:13 PM
do we care about these differences?

FryslanBoppe
04-18-2004, 01:14 PM
Which differences are those?

COMA
04-18-2004, 01:25 PM
How come you can't name them???

maratski
04-18-2004, 01:30 PM
can you?

novanora
04-18-2004, 04:45 PM
Can't I?

maratski
04-18-2004, 05:56 PM
what do you think?

CooCooCachoo
04-18-2004, 06:13 PM
Don't you think that those indecisions are killing you?

maratski
04-18-2004, 06:13 PM
ae you sure of that?

maratski
04-18-2004, 06:14 PM
didn't i mean to say are you sure of that?

CooCooCachoo
04-18-2004, 06:19 PM
Why are you questioning my decision making?

novanora
04-18-2004, 06:36 PM
Do u think there is no need to ask ur decision making?

Domino
04-18-2004, 06:38 PM
Why? Do You?

Maia
04-18-2004, 07:16 PM
Have you noticed you actually wrote two questions in one post?

maratski
04-18-2004, 08:36 PM
Are you sure?

Denise
04-18-2004, 09:50 PM
Should I be???

maratski
04-18-2004, 10:19 PM
Can I think so?

CooCooCachoo
04-19-2004, 08:10 AM
Don't you agree with me that you are of absolute irrelevance?

maratski
04-19-2004, 01:55 PM
do you really think I'm of irrelevance?

CooCooCachoo
04-19-2004, 03:45 PM
Don't you already know the answer to that ;)

maratski
04-19-2004, 04:03 PM
are you sure I'm that intelligent?

novanora
04-19-2004, 07:06 PM
Don't u think I am really sure u are that intelligent?

maratski
04-19-2004, 09:27 PM
can I doubt that?

cherrylipz
04-20-2004, 08:26 AM
why do you doubt I do?

maratski
04-20-2004, 09:09 AM
who started talking about doubt?

CooCooCachoo
04-21-2004, 08:22 AM
Wouldn't that be you?

maratski
04-21-2004, 02:59 PM
is it so?

B3ach 6irl
04-21-2004, 03:43 PM
why do bother asking if you know the answer?

maratski
04-21-2004, 05:18 PM
can you correctly construct sentences in English?

RogiFan88
04-21-2004, 05:56 PM
can anyone these days?

maratski
04-21-2004, 06:03 PM
Can I say that you can?

RogiFan88
04-21-2004, 06:14 PM
would you say this is an original thread topic?

maratski
04-21-2004, 06:49 PM
can you give your opinion first?

RogiFan88
04-21-2004, 07:38 PM
sure thing -- it truly is original!

is Maratski onto bigger and better things in tennis?

maratski
04-21-2004, 07:49 PM
is it that obvious?

CooCooCachoo
04-22-2004, 08:47 AM
Are you questioning me being a clairvoyant?

gorandevil
04-22-2004, 02:22 PM
How long have you been able to see into the future?

CooCooCachoo
04-22-2004, 02:42 PM
Wouldn't you be able to tell if you were a fortune teller?

Fumus
04-22-2004, 02:48 PM
Could a fortune teller, tell you when Roger will stop wairing that stupid headband and cut his hair?

CooCooCachoo
04-22-2004, 03:02 PM
Why do you think the headband is stupid?

maratski
04-22-2004, 04:01 PM
maybe because it's getting boring?

gorandevil
04-22-2004, 10:45 PM
do you find it girly as well as boring?

CooCooCachoo
04-23-2004, 07:28 AM
Girls? Where?

maratski
04-23-2004, 09:50 AM
why not boys?

Mrs. B
04-23-2004, 10:05 AM
huh?

maratski
04-23-2004, 11:54 AM
are you confused?

toadstool
04-23-2004, 12:49 PM
do you like the genesis song "land of confusion?"

maratski
04-23-2004, 03:01 PM
is that your fave song?

melbournechick
04-23-2004, 03:48 PM
do you like 80's music?

Domino
04-23-2004, 04:07 PM
Do you like Punk?

CooCooCachoo
04-23-2004, 04:13 PM
You sure behave like a punker, don't you?

Domino
04-23-2004, 07:51 PM
General Knowledge in FEAR.

maratski
04-23-2004, 09:43 PM
Are you sure you're in the right thread?

bobblehat
04-24-2004, 03:16 AM
are punks allowed in this thread?

Domino
04-24-2004, 05:31 PM
Why did I post in the wrong thread? Am I a punk? (Lol, I looked like an idiot)

andylover_16
04-24-2004, 06:02 PM
What Punk Music do you like?

CooCooCachoo
04-24-2004, 06:23 PM
What do you think of liking things others don't like when it comes to punk music only the friends of your neighbours like to dislike?

oxy
04-25-2004, 05:23 AM
What do you think of your neighbours friend who dislike you?

CooCooCachoo
04-25-2004, 10:21 AM
My neighbours don't have friends that you know of so why did you bring it up?

FryslanBoppe
04-25-2004, 12:17 PM
What neighbours?

novanora
04-25-2004, 08:22 PM
What will you do if I have never watched the programme?

CooCooCachoo
04-26-2004, 07:13 AM
What makes you think I have the possibility to watch videos?

nikki
04-26-2004, 04:11 PM
do you have big dvd collection?

novanora
04-26-2004, 06:22 PM
Do you want to borrow some if I have?;)

CooCooCachoo
04-27-2004, 08:08 AM
Do you mean I cannot just have them?

Nymeria
04-27-2004, 08:47 AM
Do you know you really sound Dutch now? :p

Aphex
04-27-2004, 08:55 AM
Will it be Dutch or Deutsch in Euro 2004?

Aphex
04-27-2004, 08:58 AM
Will it be France or England?

Aphex
04-27-2004, 08:59 AM
Will it be Spain or Portugal?

Aphex
04-27-2004, 09:02 AM
Will it be Sweden or Denmark? ( :ras: Danes. you'll drench your sorrows in Carlsberg and Tuborg )

CooCooCachoo
04-27-2004, 09:31 AM
Will you stop questioning yourself?

Nymeria
04-27-2004, 10:51 AM
Isn't the idea of this thread that others have to ask a question before youself ask one again?

CooCooCachoo
04-27-2004, 10:58 AM
Why are you asking me?

Nymeria
04-27-2004, 11:07 AM
Don't you think I'm refering to Aphex?

CooCooCachoo
04-27-2004, 11:10 AM
Isn't your referral extremely obvious?

denim
04-27-2004, 11:45 AM
is there an identity crisis going on?

Aphex
04-27-2004, 11:51 AM
are you talking to me?

Nymeria
04-27-2004, 02:08 PM
Don't you understand this game?

toadstool
04-27-2004, 02:20 PM
is there a doctor in the house?

CooCooCachoo
04-27-2004, 03:54 PM
Could he cure my sick chihuahua recently imported from Ouagadougou?

Nymeria
04-27-2004, 09:39 PM
Don't ya need a vet for your chihuahua?

nikki
04-29-2004, 12:12 AM
is there a smaller dog than a chihuahua?

Sjengster
04-29-2004, 12:50 AM
Has it occurred to anyone else that this game is more effective face to face when you don't always have time to think up a question and are caught making a statement instead?

Nymeria
04-29-2004, 09:15 AM
Guys, don't you think, just like me, that Sjengster is right?

Domino
04-29-2004, 10:06 AM
Why would we?

CooCooCachoo
04-29-2004, 10:32 AM
Why is Legolas just following Sjengster like a dog?

Aphex
04-29-2004, 11:04 AM
Are you a dog?

Frooty_Bazooty
04-29-2004, 05:14 PM
Are you trying to say you dont like my outfit?

Nymeria
04-29-2004, 08:46 PM
Don't you think I'm more like an elf then like a dog?

Sparkz
04-29-2004, 09:44 PM
did you know smoking is bad for your elf?

Nymeria
04-30-2004, 06:38 PM
Didn't ya notice in LotR (the movie) everbody did smoke except the elves?

Aranince
05-01-2004, 12:13 PM
Why are we talking about elves?

novanora
05-01-2004, 01:27 PM
Haven't you notice Legolas's avatar?;)

Domino
05-03-2004, 06:58 PM
The one of Legolas?

Nymeria
05-03-2004, 10:52 PM
Didn't you know I am an elf?

CooCooCachoo
05-04-2004, 07:34 AM
What makes you an elf?

Domino
05-04-2004, 08:37 AM
Don't you need to have goofy ears?

Aranince
05-04-2004, 02:30 PM
Why have elves goofy ears?

Nymeria
05-04-2004, 04:18 PM
Haven't you ever seen my goofy ears?

COMA
05-04-2004, 06:30 PM
Why do you think I'm interested in looking at your ears??

Domino
05-04-2004, 07:54 PM
"Why don't you want to look at his ears?"

Aranince
05-04-2004, 09:01 PM
Did anyone find the missing tennis racket from the beginning of this thread? :p

Nymeria
05-04-2004, 09:16 PM
:lol:

Haven't ya noticed even my elvish eyes couldn't find the racket? :p

CooCooCachoo
05-05-2004, 07:38 AM
Aren't those just contacts?

Nymeria
05-05-2004, 10:19 AM
Don't ya know there are no contacts which can make you see as far as an elf can see?

CooCooCachoo
05-06-2004, 08:08 AM
Don't you think we should drop this elf thing?

Domino
05-06-2004, 08:14 AM
Why don't you like elves?

Nymeria
05-06-2004, 12:53 PM
Don't ya think CooCooCachoo is right since I the elf don't want the people on this board to think I've something to do with the stolen racket?

Domino
05-06-2004, 12:55 PM
Why? Do you have something to hide?

Nymeria
05-06-2004, 12:57 PM
:angel: Don't ya think that's a question I'll never answer?

Domino
05-06-2004, 04:57 PM
Why don't you want to answer that question?

CooCooCachoo
05-06-2004, 05:42 PM
Don't you think you should stop offending Legolas by asking these rude questions? Are you ill-mannered or what? Shouldn't you shame on you? Shouldn't you be punished? Am I not asking too many questions?

Domino
05-06-2004, 05:45 PM
Why are you asking so many questions?

Aranince
05-06-2004, 06:23 PM
Have you got something to hide?

Domino
05-06-2004, 06:32 PM
Why are you repeating a question I asked?

Nymeria
05-06-2004, 07:45 PM
Do you think I'll answer the question the 2nd time, while I didn't answer the first time?

Hispanica
05-08-2004, 04:28 AM
Won't you give up in the end?

denim
05-08-2004, 04:30 AM
will there ever be an end?

Domino
05-08-2004, 04:58 PM
Why do you want this to end?

CooCooCachoo
05-08-2004, 05:16 PM
Are you afraid of saying goodbye?

Domino
05-08-2004, 05:20 PM
Do you want to say goodbye?

CooCooCachoo
05-08-2004, 05:22 PM
Doesn't that remind you of a Spice Girls song?

Domino
05-08-2004, 05:24 PM
Which one?

Maia
05-18-2004, 01:19 PM
Does it matter?

CooCooCachoo
05-18-2004, 01:42 PM
Why are you questioning the importance of it?

COMA
05-18-2004, 02:02 PM
Why do you ask her such an obvious question?

toadstool
05-18-2004, 06:44 PM
were the spice girls ever of any importance?

alfonsojose
05-18-2004, 06:51 PM
who were them?

toadstool
05-18-2004, 10:55 PM
could they sing?

CooCooCachoo
05-19-2004, 08:11 AM
What is singing?

Domino
05-19-2004, 08:19 AM
Don't you know?

tall_one
05-19-2004, 08:45 AM
can you tell me what singing is?

Lalitha
05-19-2004, 10:37 AM
Why do you want to know what singing is??

Gonzalo81
06-29-2004, 08:40 PM
why do you think i do?

Sparkz
06-29-2004, 11:36 PM
Do you prefer music through speakers?

cool
06-30-2004, 09:31 AM
Why dont ask what music do you like?

Lynne
06-30-2004, 09:33 AM
Do you prefer rock to hip-hop??

Lalitha
06-30-2004, 09:36 AM
why should I ask you anyway?

cool
06-30-2004, 09:39 AM
you wont ask that question if I am your friend..should you??

esther
06-30-2004, 02:02 PM
I dont know, what do you think?

YoursTruly
06-30-2004, 10:54 PM
What do you think of this thread now?

denim
07-01-2004, 12:08 AM
:lol: where do want me to start????

Carito_90
07-01-2004, 01:07 AM
where do you want to start?