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2007 Arse Clown Contest

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Johnny Groove
03-03-2007, 09:51 PM
Sure, the event doesnt take place until after the USO, but with the immense amount of talent joining recently, as well as some posters entering their prime, i need to open a discussion thread for it.

I hear GWH is having a 256 draw, as well as possibly a doubles draw! :)

Myself, im hoping for a high seed :rocker2:

Action Jackson
03-04-2007, 09:14 AM
Yes, there will be a 256 draw and I am almost tempted to have 2 tournaments this year.

Also to make sure everything is run well. This can be the discussion thread for it and suggestions to the rules, format that we should go with, will be noted and polls will be conducted with a 1 week timeframe for people to vote on this. Once the majority have voted on these, then it will be set.

refero*fervens
03-04-2007, 09:27 AM
Hehe, well...definitely not RR :devil:

Action Jackson
03-04-2007, 09:32 AM
It will not be Round Robin.

Horatio Caine
03-04-2007, 03:38 PM
Mate, why can't we road-test Round Robin this year? :devil: :baby:

Action Jackson
03-04-2007, 03:38 PM
Mate, why can't we road-test Round Robin this year? :devil: :baby:

Number 3 seed for you if you want RR.

Saumon
03-04-2007, 03:41 PM
I hope I'll have a good draw this year because I can't expect favours from the tournament director. :awww:

Horatio Caine
03-04-2007, 03:42 PM
Number 3 seed for you if you want RR.

I propose Round Robin as a trial for this year's championships :yeah:

Nathaliia
03-04-2007, 03:47 PM
No, because George will decide who is advancing, despite the scores :fiery:

What about that Davis Cup?

Action Jackson
03-04-2007, 03:48 PM
I propose Round Robin as a trial for this year's championships :yeah:

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/us/0506/gallery.jackson.scene/09.nyc.booing.ap.jpg

Naranoc
03-04-2007, 05:10 PM
256 draw? :scared:

I think one of the main issues that needs to be sorted out is the format. Last time, there were complaints about all three options:

1) Best of 5 sets, 1 vote per game = matches were over too quickly
2) Best of 7 sets, 1 vote per game = it looked a bit ridiculous, overly complicated
3) Best of 5 sets, 1/2 vote per game = far too confusing, had to resort to second votes to get matches complete

Action Jackson
03-04-2007, 05:16 PM
256 draw? :scared:

I think one of the main issues that needs to be sorted out is the format. Last time, there were complaints about all three options:

1) Best of 5 sets, 1 vote per game = matches were over too quickly
2) Best of 7 sets, 1 vote per game = it looked a bit ridiculous, overly complicated
3) Best of 5 sets, 1/2 vote per game = far too confusing, had to resort to second votes to get matches complete

The scoring is the biggest one that could be a problem.

Ducky had a suggestion of a 24hr timeframe from when the OP is released and most number of votes within the 24 hour period would progress through to the next round.

It might take longer and have some uneven numbers, but nearly everyone would get a vote which would work.

Fee
03-04-2007, 05:31 PM
Is there going to be an Arse Clown series during the summer? Small lead up events to get us pumped up for the real deal?

GlennMirnyi
03-04-2007, 10:05 PM
I'm so winning this. :D

Johnny Groove
03-04-2007, 10:14 PM
I'm so winning this. :D

probably. you took jogy to 5 sets last year if i recall. but the problem is that your are too one dimensional in your arse clownishness. you dont want to be the nadal of the ACC do you? :devil:

adee-gee
03-04-2007, 10:47 PM
I'm so winning this. :D
You're certainly the favourite ;)

Fee
03-04-2007, 11:09 PM
I believe that history shows that someone who actually wants to win the ACC doesn't prevail. So Glenn, Blaze and Adam may all go deep into the 'second week', but it will probably come down to Xristos v primadonna, or some others who try to resist it. Hopefully it will be someone truly deserving.

scarecrows
03-04-2007, 11:12 PM
no chance for Gu, Jonathan or Adam winning this

shame that Just cause didnt show up after the banning

lordmanji is up there though

Naranoc
03-04-2007, 11:52 PM
Xristos is desperate to win it, as far as I can remember :tape:

TMJordan
03-05-2007, 12:08 AM
:silly: thread

its.like.that
03-05-2007, 12:19 AM
http://www.cnn.com/interactive/us/0506/gallery.jackson.scene/09.nyc.booing.ap.jpg

You look young in that photo george :eek:.

When was it taken?

its.like.that
03-05-2007, 12:21 AM
You're certainly the favourite ;)

Says the gay scot who has some lame rastafari in his signature to try and look cool.

:o

Johnny Groove
03-05-2007, 12:40 AM
I believe that history shows that someone who actually wants to win the ACC doesn't prevail. So Glenn, Blaze and Adam may all go deep into the 'second week', but it will probably come down to Xristos v primadonna, or some others who try to resist it. Hopefully it will be someone truly deserving.

how about Mirkaland? :retard:

Nathaliia
03-05-2007, 01:15 AM
Andre No 1 Fan has the chances.

scarecrows
03-05-2007, 01:29 AM
yes, Andre's no.1 clown has all it takes

I also like the chances of that guga1201(whatever number is there) guy

GlennMirnyi
03-05-2007, 01:52 AM
You're certainly the favourite ;)

Refer below to how people think about you. :lol:

Says the gay scot who has some lame rastafari in his signature to try and look cool.

:o

:haha:

I believe that history shows that someone who actually wants to win the ACC doesn't prevail. So Glenn, Blaze and Adam may all go deep into the 'second week', but it will probably come down to Xristos v primadonna, or some others who try to resist it. Hopefully it will be someone truly deserving.

I don't wanna win, but I'm a heavy favorite.

Andre No 1 Fan has the chances.

For sure.

yes, Andre's no.1 clown has all it takes

I also like the chances of that guga1201(whatever number is there) guy

That guy will get votes just from us, most people don't know him.

Fee
03-05-2007, 02:26 AM
For the Pacific Life Open Entry List thread alone I nominate jcempire and R.Federer. Classic posts.

cmurray
03-05-2007, 02:41 AM
I'm so winning this. :D

I'll vote for you. :hug:

Lee
03-05-2007, 02:52 AM
For the Pacific Life Open Entry List thread alone I nominate jcempire and R.Federer. Classic posts.

R.Federer has no post in that thread. Are you talking about Federer1?

I know, there are soooooo many posters with "federer" in their usernames. :p

Fee
03-05-2007, 03:03 AM
Yes, Federer1. That word should be banned from usernames from now on. Sheesh people, be a little bit original.

Mistaflava
03-05-2007, 08:00 PM
Cindy19 is clearly a favorite...biggest moron on MTF

alfonsojose
03-05-2007, 08:12 PM
Cindy19 is clearly a favorite...biggest moron on MTF
:tape:

Mistaflava
03-05-2007, 08:13 PM
:tape:


nice to see one of the leading contenders make an early appearance...

zicofirol
03-05-2007, 08:22 PM
Cindy19 is clearly a favorite...biggest moron on MTF

you have yet to encounter mtw then? has an early but large lead for the #1 ranking...

MariaV
03-05-2007, 08:24 PM
I'm so winning this. :D

You'll sure get my vote. :D :wavey:

sharpeirob
03-05-2007, 08:26 PM
Cindy19 is clearly a favorite...biggest moron on MTF

I have to agree, fucking annoying chat thread whore

Rate thread her posts consist of

10
hehe
:)
10
:D
9 1/5 oh im so bad!
10
10
10
:banana:
10
10
10
10
:lol:
9 such a bitch!!11
thanks!
10
10 :kiss:
10!
10






:retard:

Mistaflava
03-05-2007, 08:29 PM
I have to agree, fucking annoying chat thread whore

Rate thread her posts consist of

10
hehe
:)
10
:D
9 1/5 oh im so bad!
10
10
10
:banana:
10
10
10
10
:lol:
9 such a bitch!!11
thanks!
10
10 :kiss:
10!
10






:retard:



dont forget all the fake GOOD REPS she lists and the 20-25 times she reports my posts every week.

Lee
03-05-2007, 08:34 PM
I have to agree, fucking annoying chat thread whore

Rate thread her posts consist of

10
hehe
:)
10
:D
9 1/5 oh im so bad!
10
10
10
:banana:
10
10
10
10
:lol:
9 such a bitch!!11
thanks!
10
10 :kiss:
10!
10






:retard:


From what I observe, 99% of posts in that thread are more or less the same. Including Mr. Mistaflava. ;) (well, instead of 10, most posts are 0. That's the main difference)

Mistaflava
03-05-2007, 08:36 PM
From what I observe, 99% of posts in that thread are more or less the same. Including Mr. Mistaflava. ;) (well, instead of 10, most posts are 0. That's the main difference)


The difference between the two cases are that I am honest while most people are fake. Not much else can be said hun...dont hate the player, hate the game!

sharpeirob
03-05-2007, 08:36 PM
Okay maybe I am slightly guilty of targeting her simply as she posts in it the most.

Are you following me? I know I am gorgeous but.....

Sofonda Cox
03-05-2007, 08:38 PM
Okay maybe I am slightly guilty of targeting her simply as she posts in it the most.

Are you following me? I know I am gorgeous but.....

the only ones following you are the immigration department :tape:

Lee
03-05-2007, 08:42 PM
Okay maybe I am slightly guilty of targeting her simply as she posts in it the most.

Are you following me? I know I am gorgeous but.....

It's a 256 draw this year, no need to work so hard to get into the contest. ;)

sharpeirob
03-05-2007, 08:47 PM
It's a 256 draw this year, no need to work so hard to get into the contest. ;)

You mods might be happy to know this year I shall not be trying whatsoever, as I am naturally quite nice to be around, I dont deserve the SF placing I achieved last year.

So I shall let fate carve its own path :banana:.....people have no reason to vote for me this year :lol:

Sofonda Cox
03-05-2007, 08:51 PM
You mods might be happy to know this year I shall not be trying whatsoever, as I am naturally quite nice to be around, I dont deserve the SF placing I achieved last year.

So I shall let fate carve its own path :banana:.....people have no reason to vote for me this year :lol:

i do :retard:

Truc
03-05-2007, 08:55 PM
What about that Davis Cup?Good idea, I'm not a fan of the classic AC contest at all, but a DC format might be fun.

GlennMirnyi
03-06-2007, 12:12 AM
You'll sure get my vote. :D :wavey:

If I win I'll teach you how to program the VCR. Deal? :D

Richard_from_Cal
03-06-2007, 02:40 AM
Count me in!!

TMJordan
03-06-2007, 03:46 AM
I nominate jcempire again, I think this is his year, please read the bottom of his sig and tell me you dont agree. :help: :help: :help:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4984946&postcount=3

RickDaStick
03-06-2007, 03:48 AM
I really think jcempire is Patrick Mcenroe.

TMJordan
03-06-2007, 03:50 AM
:haha:

RonE
03-06-2007, 10:05 AM
I have a couple suggestions/questions:

1.) Who picks the seeds and direct entrants for the tournament and how is seeding allocated? IMHO we should nominate a seeding/ranking committee of about 5 people (give or take) and award seeding based on a combination of past performances in the last two ACC champs and recent performance in arseclowning during the year (a bit like how seeding is determined in Wimbledon).

2.) I think greater weight should be given to posts made in GM since that is where most of the clowns truly shine. I also think people who are AC's but don't know it should do better than AC's who are aware of it (e.g. Adam, Blaze, Gu etc.) Last year we had people advance far in the tournament because of deliberate clownish behavious during the actual contest. I know there is no way to influence how a poster chooses who the bigger AC is, but I feel that last year quite a few true arseclowns were left behind and should have done better than they did.

Action Jackson
03-06-2007, 10:24 AM
As for the seeding over the weekend I will have the 2005 and 2006 results from the contest and then I will put them in as an Entry Ranking. That can be a guide of course.

As the pork lover RonE clearly stated that there are some quality clowns who weren't in the competition such as mtw, Andre's No 1 Fan who are competing very strongly.

GM is where it happens mostly.

RonE
03-06-2007, 11:28 AM
By the way, George, now that there will be 256 participants does that mean there will be 64 seeds?

alelysafina
03-06-2007, 12:37 PM
What about that Davis Cup?

I think that would be too hard to keep track of since not everyone uses the flag of their actual country.

scarecrows
03-06-2007, 01:07 PM
we know where the AC legends are from so wont be difficult

oz_boz
03-06-2007, 03:58 PM
What about that Davis Cup?

Of course some guy with a Polish flag has to come up with that idea :haha: EDIT: Whoops, I mean gal - didn't see your name change Nathaliia.

Your team would have been invincible last year, but mtw will still ensure a high seeding if DC format is used.

Nathaliia
03-06-2007, 06:12 PM
Yeah I asked because it's the only chance for Poland to win Davis Cup :p

Truc
03-06-2007, 06:31 PM
I wasn't aware mtw was so famous! So she is now spreading her wisdom all over the board and not only in the Coria theads anymore? She's quality.

zicofirol
03-06-2007, 06:44 PM
I wasn't aware mtw was so famous! So she is now spreading her wisdom all over the board and not only in the Coria theads anymore? She's quality.

oh yes, her opinion in the NT forum are classic, but she also made name for herself in the RR thread (in support of it offcourse)..

GlennMirnyi
03-07-2007, 01:42 AM
I have a couple suggestions/questions:

1.) Who picks the seeds and direct entrants for the tournament and how is seeding allocated? IMHO we should nominate a seeding/ranking committee of about 5 people (give or take) and award seeding based on a combination of past performances in the last two ACC champs and recent performance in arseclowning during the year (a bit like how seeding is determined in Wimbledon).

2.) I think greater weight should be given to posts made in GM since that is where most of the clowns truly shine. I also think people who are AC's but don't know it should do better than AC's who are aware of it (e.g. Adam, Blaze, Gu etc.) Last year we had people advance far in the tournament because of deliberate clownish behavious during the actual contest. I know there is no way to influence how a poster chooses who the bigger AC is, but I feel that last year quite a few true arseclowns were left behind and should have done better than they did.

I should be one of the top 16 seeds, no question about it. I'm like the Davydenko of arseclowing, I'm too consistent. :p

Tards should be higher seeded.

mangoes
03-07-2007, 03:17 AM
I'd like to suggest doing, as a lead up to the big event, a Davis Cup style weekend competition. Replacing the countries will be Fedtards, Rafatards, DuckNation, Ljubotards, Safinettes, Muzzatards...etc.

Merton
03-07-2007, 07:55 AM
Form is temporary, class is permament. The big guns of the previous competition have been quite recently but there are some promising young upstarts.

RonE
03-07-2007, 09:20 AM
I should be one of the top 16 seeds, no question about it. I'm like the Davydenko of arseclowing, I'm too consistent. :p

Tards should be higher seeded.

You see the problem my dear Glenn is that you fall into the category I described in point #2 of arseclowns who do their clowning just for the kicks as opposed to the real thick arseholes who are not even aware of how idiotic they are.

There are many others who should be seeded higher than you :p

oz_boz
03-07-2007, 12:57 PM
Of course some guy with a Polish flag has to come up with that idea :haha: EDIT: Whoops, I mean gal - didn't see your name change Nathaliia.

Your team would have been invincible last year, but mtw will still ensure a high seeding if DC format is used.

As if it weren't enough with mtw and Jogy, kapranos who promised never to return has now - returned...

Nathaliia's fellow countrymen never disappoint.

zicofirol
03-07-2007, 06:37 PM
As if it weren't enough with mtw and Jogy, kapranos who promised never to return has now - returned...

Nathaliia's fellow countrymen never disappoint.

Poland would easily win the Arsclown davis cup, lol

Sofonda Cox
03-07-2007, 07:00 PM
Poland would easily win the Arsclown davis cup, lol

:lol:

R.Federer
03-07-2007, 08:16 PM
For the Pacific Life Open Entry List thread alone I nominate jcempire and R.Federer. Classic posts.

I did not post in the Pacific Entry list thread :confused:

For mixing up my username with some other variation of Federer, Fed, Fedex, Fedthis, Fedthat, Fedno.1, FedGOAT, Fedbottoms..... I rename you Fee-derer ;)

Besides, I deserve seeding for many other reasons.

Julio1974
03-07-2007, 09:25 PM
Poland would easily win the Arsclown davis cup, lol

:haha: :haha: :haha:

They would never lose with Federer (mtw) in the team.

Fee
03-08-2007, 03:30 AM
I did not post in the Pacific Entry list thread :confused:

No you didn't, I was confused.


For mixing up my username with some other variation of Federer, Fed, Fedex, Fedthis, Fedthat, Fedno.1, FedGOAT, Fedbottoms..... I rename you Fee-derer ;)

:ras:

As much as I like him, I'll stay Fee. He can change his name. :lol:

Nathaliia
03-08-2007, 09:59 AM
We can beat Scotland, USA or Australia in the final :p Just guessing.

Midnight Express
03-08-2007, 05:44 PM
Number 3 seed for you if you want RR.

I WANT RR!
Do I get a number 3 seed?
Man, I have to be seeded!To have some chance to get at least to 1/4fin. :devil:

sharpeirob
03-08-2007, 05:48 PM
Seen as all my 'good' posts keep on been deleted, I have lost my touch :sad:

I want to remain a one AC wonder, seen as the mods wont let me play no more :tape:

Pea
03-09-2007, 03:22 PM
I really hope some of the new favs can keep up their form through US Open.

RonE
03-09-2007, 10:47 PM
Well R=FK is back and that means that the prospects of an exciting colourful contest have just risen dramatically even higher :D

This also means that Canada is now a real force to be reckoned with in DC with the above mentioned teaming up with Mistaflava.

Aguante_el_Gato
03-12-2007, 03:58 AM
08-Mar-2007, 08:44 PM - "Waske def Canas 7:5 4:6 7:5" thread:
Canas is a one trick pony, good on clay, crap/mediocre on the other surfaces.


with some train this guy would be great

GlennMirnyi
03-12-2007, 06:54 AM
Form is temporary, class is permament. The big guns of the previous competition have been quite recently but there are some promising young upstarts.

You see the problem my dear Glenn is that you fall into the category I described in point #2 of arseclowns who do their clowning just for the kicks as opposed to the real thick arseholes who are not even aware of how idiotic they are.

There are many others who should be seeded higher than you :p

I think the seed number should be according to how classy you are, and I'm pure class.

Well R=FK is back and that means that the prospects of an exciting colourful contest have just risen dramatically even higher :D

This also means that Canada is now a real force to be reckoned with in DC with the above mentioned teaming up with Mistaflava.

Just find the thread of the Glenn Cup. I tried to implement this idea before but I didn't have time then. Brazil would do great with me and that guga-something who loves Agassi.

Merton
03-12-2007, 07:03 AM
Glenn, just look at the threads that Mista and kapranos have on GM. I am sorry, you are just not on the same league. :lol:

EDIT: It looks like Mista's crap was deleted.
Double EDIT: No, it is still there

oz_boz
03-12-2007, 11:27 AM
Well R=FK is back and that means that the prospects of an exciting colourful contest have just risen dramatically even higher :D

This also means that Canada is now a real force to be reckoned with in DC with the above mentioned teaming up with Mistaflava.

Canada still isn't anywhere close to Poland.

Both Canadians are arseclowning on purpose, while incoherent mtw and xenophobic kapranos actually believe they make sense.

Nathaliia
03-12-2007, 01:23 PM
And what about the Hopman Cup? :devil:

I can play with Adam for Scotland.

Mistaflava
03-12-2007, 06:36 PM
Anyone who shows any kind of interest in these contests like some of you guys do, truly deserve ass clown titles. Don't you guys have anything better to do than talk about this shit?

Sofonda Cox
03-12-2007, 08:48 PM
Anyone who shows any kind of interest in these contests like some of you guys do, truly deserve ass clown titles. Don't you guys have anything better to do than talk about this shit?

you have shown interest by posting - thick 'in the closet' retard! :wavey: :D

GlennMirnyi
03-14-2007, 03:53 AM
Glenn, just look at the threads that Mista and kapranos have on GM. I am sorry, you are just not on the same league. :lol:

EDIT: It looks like Mista's crap was deleted.
Double EDIT: No, it is still there

I'm much more prolific. :p

ginnylegend
03-14-2007, 03:06 PM
safin-idiot-no.1 has got to be a top fave.

Sofonda Cox
03-14-2007, 05:43 PM
safin-idiot-no.1 has got to be a top fave.

who the fuck are you?! :rolleyes: some weirdo lurker. freak :retard:

jocaputs
03-14-2007, 06:24 PM
im winning this

Mistaflava
03-14-2007, 07:07 PM
safin-idiot-no.1 has got to be a top fave.



:haha:

kapranos
03-14-2007, 11:50 PM
Canada still isn't anywhere close to Poland.

Both Canadians are arseclowning on purpose, while incoherent mtw and xenophobic kapranos actually believe they make sense.

xenophobic? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

please remove me right now from this tournament

Naranoc
03-14-2007, 11:54 PM
xenophobic? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

please remove me right now from this tournament

I think the only way you can somehow withdraw is if you get yourself banned, so you're almost definitely in (unless you aim to start more deliberately useless, religion 'bashing' threads)

kapranos
03-15-2007, 12:11 AM
They're not useless, I educated the ignorant masses about Islam.

stebs
03-15-2007, 12:32 AM
It will be the best ACC yet. I think we need some other kind of AC tournament midway through the year to keep up excitement levels. Maybe the AC masters cup could take place in the middle of the year, after Wimbledon and RG is when the board is most active and therefore full of BS. So many posts of pure wonder. Just one example of this is recieving a torrent of abuse for suggestion that Mathieu has a tendancy to choke. :lol:

Johnny Groove
03-15-2007, 12:36 AM
It will be the best ACC yet. I think we need some other kind of AC tournament midway through the year to keep up excitement levels. Maybe the AC masters cup could take place in the middle of the year, after Wimbledon and RG is when the board is most active and therefore full of BS. So many posts of pure wonder. Just one example of this is recieving a torrent of abuse for suggestion that Mathieu has a tendancy to choke. :lol:

saying PHM has a tendency to choke is like saying the sun has the tendency to rise in the East, and occasionally sets in the west :lol:

sharpeirob
03-15-2007, 12:39 AM
I dont want to partake take me out please thanks :wavey:

Naranoc
03-15-2007, 12:39 AM
I dont want to partake take me out please thanks :wavey:

That's not possible, unless you get banned. :wavey:

sharpeirob
03-15-2007, 12:42 AM
Whatever :rolleyes:

I want last year to be a one SF wonder :ras:

Naranoc
03-15-2007, 12:43 AM
Whatever :rolleyes:

I want last year to be a one SF wonder :ras:

:lol: A wonder? :scratch: Fair enough, you're proud of that achievement, but you've still got to give safins-no1-fan a chance to display his tender feelings for you by giving you his vote :D

sharpeirob
03-15-2007, 12:45 AM
:lol: A wonder? :scratch: Fair enough, you're proud of that achievement, but you've still got to give safins-no1-fan a chance to display his tender feelings for you by giving you his vote :D

Me and my shadow :drool:

sharpeirob
03-15-2007, 12:46 AM
stop posting :D

If only you could take your own advice :inlove:

sharpeirob
03-15-2007, 12:52 AM
I am not in the contest :kiss:

You would lose 1st round anyway boring guy :kiss:

Naranoc
03-15-2007, 12:56 AM
of course, I don't have your talent :o

A talent for making pointless posts, and harassing sensitive people on messageboards :yeah:

sharpeirob
03-15-2007, 01:00 AM
A talent for making pointless posts, and harassing sensitive people on messageboards :yeah:

Okay, Im going to stop spamming this thread now but all I have to say is that......Naranoc plays all the MTF guys against one another on MSN and draws them all in like the Black Widow Spider :haha: - add her at your peril:scared:

Naranoc
03-15-2007, 01:06 AM
Okay, Im going to stop spamming this thread now but all I have to say is that......Naranoc plays all the MTF guys against one another on MSN and draws them all in like the Black Widow Spider :haha: - add her at your peril:scared:

Yes, in the same way you asked me for my MSN, and still continue to request that I go online to humour you and your fantasies of copulating dwarves :retard:.

sharpeirob = :bs: talker. His campaign for the ACC starts here :D

sharpeirob
03-15-2007, 01:08 AM
Yes, in the same way you asked me for my MSN, and still continue to request that I go online to humour you and your fantasies of copulating dwarves :retard:.

sharpeirob = :bs: talker. His campaign for the ACC starts here :D

You got me good there :sad:

Everyone now knows I like to fornicate with dwarves :drool:

No more posts :wavey:

Action Jackson
03-15-2007, 07:39 AM
Hahahaha, yes there will be a pre season tournament.

Rafa = Fed Killa
03-15-2007, 08:33 AM
Everyone who voted or will vote for me does it out of jealousy.

My superior logic is feared by all the inferior minds on MTF.

Sofonda Cox
03-15-2007, 08:47 AM
You got me good there :sad:

Everyone now knows I like to fornicate with dwarves :drool:

No more posts :wavey:

:retard:


Everyone who voted or will vote for me does it out of jealousy.

My superior logic is feared by all the inferior minds on MTF.

you have the logic of a donkey that just had its legs blown off. If you call that superior you have serious mental problems :wavey:

zicofirol
03-15-2007, 03:05 PM
Here is some prime arseclown material from mtw, showing she is not only incredibly stupid but a racist as well:

Of course, that I am not anti-semite, but I think, that people of Jewish origin should live in their so called promised land - Israel, this is the land of their fathers and they believe very strong, that this is land promised to them by God. Poland is not their promised land.

Joyce_23
03-15-2007, 04:43 PM
Here is some prime arseclown material from mtw, showing she is not only incredibly stupid but a racist as well:

Wow...I have no words really...And the sad thing is she actually means it too.:eek: She's going to be some heavy competition for the ones that make an effort to troll...:lol:

*Ljubica*
03-15-2007, 04:49 PM
Wow...I have no words really...And the sad thing is she actually means it too.:eek: She's going to be some heavy competition for the ones that make an effort to troll...:lol:

Yes - to me, a true Arse Clown is someone who doesn't try to be stupid - they do it naturally, and don't even know that other people find them amusing! In my opinion, mtw should win this year's competition by miles - up until now, her every post here made me ROFL, though that one zicofirol posted is sadly too racist and offensive to be funny!

Julio1974
03-15-2007, 05:20 PM
Yes - to me, a true Arse Clown is someone who doesn't try to be stupid - they do it naturally, and don't even know that other people find them amusing! In my opinion, mtw should win this year's competition by miles - up until now, her every post here made me ROFL, though that one zicofirol posted is sadly too racist and offensive to be funny!

I agree with Rosie. The true clow is the one who does it naturally.

As for mtw, she is THE candidate. Just for the record, you should know she managed to get temporarily banned in the Coria's forum because she drove everyone insane with her theory that Coria does not have any mental problem.

Action Jackson
03-15-2007, 05:25 PM
As much as mtw is visual pollution, she is far from the only racist on this board.

GlennMirnyi
03-15-2007, 06:09 PM
Here is some prime arseclown material from mtw, showing she is not only incredibly stupid but a racist as well:

Expected, but I think racism is too apelative. Only tennis posts should be considerer in this tournament. :p

zicofirol
03-15-2007, 06:13 PM
Yes - to me, a true Arse Clown is someone who doesn't try to be stupid - they do it naturally, and don't even know that other people find them amusing! In my opinion, mtw should win this year's competition by miles - up until now, her every post here made me ROFL, though that one zicofirol posted is sadly too racist and offensive to be funny!

yes that is why MBF deserved to win last year, out of the final four he was the only one who did not want to win, mtw was already the front runner before that statement, so she just keeps building a bigger lead...

I agree with Rosie. The true clow is the one who does it naturally.

As for mtw, she is THE candidate. Just for the record, you should know she managed to get temporarily banned in the Coria's forum because she drove everyone insane with her theory that Coria does not have any mental problem. well, its like the two alcoholics who drink together everyday, yet non thinks the other or themselves has a problem...

zicofirol
03-15-2007, 06:17 PM
Expected, but I think racism is too apelative. Only tennis posts should be considerer in this tournament. :p

yes, but it just add's to her repertoire, she likes RR, says coria has no mental problems, has "fantastic" non-tennis post, a true all around all clowner, and add to this she is a racist also and in the statement in which she denies it she shows it, that arscelowness at its finest...

JBdV
03-15-2007, 06:22 PM
So many posts of pure wonder. Just one example of this is recieving a torrent of abuse for suggestion that Mathieu has a tendancy to choke. :lol:

What torrent of abuse are you referring to exactly? :confused:
And if you fail to see how saying "PHM will surely choke now" in the live scores thread during every game (even though the score was on serve :confused:) is a little monotonous, then maybe you should enter this contest...

adee-gee
03-15-2007, 07:08 PM
Here is some prime arseclown material from mtw, showing she is not only incredibly stupid but a racist as well:
Did she really say that? :spit:

I guess I better book my flight to Israel then :sad:

Black Adam
03-15-2007, 08:08 PM
I am beginning to wonder if you are paid to be an Arse Clown because this year the competition is so intense.

I nominate the MirkaLand, Merton, Its.like.that and the Hryvatskan bunch of A-Holes.

kapranos
03-15-2007, 08:12 PM
As much as us trolls fight hard to win the cup, matejbocko raw and pure stupidy just cannot be matched.

cmurray
03-15-2007, 09:52 PM
at the risk of sounding like an idiot, who is mtw?

Julio1974
03-15-2007, 10:27 PM
at the risk of sounding like an idiot, who is mtw?

A Polish girl who loves Round Robin, hates the US, wants all Jews to live in Israel, thinks Coria has no mental problems and hates Argentine media (still not sure why but it has to do with Coria). In order to persuade you she is right, she can repeat the same post with slight different words about 150 times.

Sofonda Cox
03-15-2007, 11:07 PM
A Polish girl who loves Round Robin, hates the US, wants all Jews to live in Israel, thinks Coria has no mental problems and hates Argentine media (still not sure why but it has to do with Coria). In order to persuade you she is right, she can repeat the same post with slight different words about 150 times.

thats what makes her so funny :lol:

adee-gee
03-16-2007, 12:19 AM
As much as mtw is visual pollution, she is far from the only racist on this board.
safin-rules-no.1 keeps her in good company.
I am beginning to wonder if you are paid to be an Arse Clown because this year the competition is so intense.

I nominate the MirkaLand, Merton, Its.like.that and the Hryvatskan bunch of A-Holes.
A tad harsh on Merton :o

RickDaStick
03-16-2007, 12:34 AM
I am beginning to wonder if you are paid to be an Arse Clown because this year the competition is so intense.

I nominate the MirkaLand, Merton, Its.like.that and the Hryvatskan bunch of A-Holes.

WTF is a Hryvatskan?

Julio1974
03-16-2007, 12:50 AM
Below are few expamples of mtw posts.
Notice how the Argentine press and her hatred towards the US are present
even when she talks about RR.

Dear people. Don't you understand, that this system is good ( Round Robin system is not antimissile defence system. It is quite another thing) . I don't know, how should I it explain, that Round Robin system is proper one. Some systems are good and some ones are redundant.

I don't agree.
System Round Robin should be introduced not only in this Elite Tournment, but in majority of tennis Tours ( maybe not in Grand Slams tour, because it would be too exhausting for players ). It was very good idea. Congratulation to originators and tennis authorities. This idea with electronic systems of checking the outs and questionable balls was great too.

Korolev advanced in Las Vegas in place of Blake. You see now, that this system is fair, as I mentioned. James Blake could not advance, because he did not finish the match ( It was not his blame. It was an injury of JM del Porto - it was unique, fate case ) and he losed in match against Korolev, as I suppose. It was a small misunderstanding of tennis authorities. But You see, that it was fixed very quickly. It is unique situation. Normally it occurs very rare and believe, that this system is quite fair.

This system is quite good, if concerns matches, which lasts not longer, as 3 sets. It can concern ATP tours or MS. This can be useful in Grand Slam Tours, when this group phase would take not more, than 3 sets too. Besides this system is really fair in other sport disciplines. I suppose, that in tennis too.

Knock-out? Knock-out's rules are not fair too. We should give grace. If this system would be introduced properly to tennis, it would be great for tennisplayers too. It looked quite well in Shanghai. Probably tennisplayers would receive much money and it is really good for tennisplayers, who play well in principle, but have bad days from time to time.
It is not very beneficial for organizers , because of financial things. But this rule is really fair.

Round Robin's rules are really right and fair. Normally the leader of group will promote. It is used in soccer ( for a long time ) in Champions league and people have no problem with it. These rules are really good and just. I didn't see these mentioned tennis matches. I can not say nothing about it. Why did leader of the group fall off? Were the rules another, than rules during Round Robin's matches in Shanghai 2006? The rule of more advantageous relation of gems were used, if amount the sets was identical there. And it was quite good. I think, that You exaggerate a little. Did Blake cheat? For instance he won less gems and promoted? I don't understand, what's the matter.
This system is really just, if it is introduced in right way.
You know, I don't like USA very too, because of their wrong politics and this state do not suit me. But Blake seemed quite cool.

I don't agree.
System Round Robin should be introduced not only in this Elite Tournment, but in majority of tennis Tours ( maybe not in Grand Slams tour, because it would be too exhausting for players ). It was very good idea. Congratulation to originators and tennis authorities. This idea with electronic systems of checking the outs and questionable balls was great too.

I don't understand, what are you talking about. This system is fair. I don't understand, what's going on. You must read it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round-robin_tournament
Of course I agree, that double round robin, like in Champions Leaque can be unfair for tennisplayers, because it would be too exhausting.
I don't know, how it is arranged in tennis, but this system is quite fair in soccer and more fair, as former system, who was not very good. The best from the group will win and go further. It should be arranged in this way.
Of course the large opponent is one of the representative of Argentinian press. But I don't understand why exactly. I think, that Argentina has very good tennisplayers and Argentinians have no reasons to make a panic. Their players will cope with it.

GlennMirnyi
03-16-2007, 01:44 AM
Let's just give the title to mtw and close the deal.

GlennMirnyi
03-16-2007, 01:59 AM
I am beginning to wonder if you are paid to be an Arse Clown because this year the competition is so intense.

I nominate the MirkaLand, Merton, Its.like.that and the Hryvatskan bunch of A-Holes.

Merton? What's in your head? Are you :cuckoo: ?

RickDaStick
03-16-2007, 02:00 AM
Someone tell me the date for this so i can lay low.

GlennMirnyi
03-16-2007, 02:01 AM
Someone tell me the date for this so i can lay low.

Why do you wanna lay low? Do you wanna win? :)

Fee
03-16-2007, 03:05 AM
holy shit I think I lost IQ points reading all of those mtw posts all in a row.

Screw this 256 draw, I say we have an 8 player round robin with just the true champs. no pretenders.

kapranos
03-16-2007, 03:16 AM
let's just do a TimSmyczekFan vs mtw final and be done with it.

Sofonda Cox
03-16-2007, 08:24 AM
adee-gee should win :wavey:

stebs
03-16-2007, 09:55 AM
What torrent of abuse are you referring to exactly? :confused:
And if you fail to see how saying "PHM will surely choke now" in the live scores thread during every game (even though the score was on serve :confused:) is a little monotonous, then maybe you should enter this contest...

;) I think your fanboy mind has been a little polluted, simply because I said that PHM may well choke when it got deep into a 3rd set you think I said it every game. This is the quote to which you and your fellow fanboys and girls took offense:

"there is a good chance of Mathieu choking"

Anyway, there was no torrent of abuse I guess but I did receive 2 bad reps from clowns who seem to believe that PHM not choking in that one match proved me wrong. PHM is a choker, end of story, anyone saying different is kidding themselves.

RonE
03-16-2007, 10:39 AM
I guess I better book my flight to Israel then :sad:

:help:

bokehlicious
03-16-2007, 10:44 AM
safin-rules-no.1 keeps her in good company.

A tad harsh on Merton :o

So does TGS tool :)

adee-gee
03-16-2007, 02:13 PM
Let's just give the title to mtw and close the deal.
I think you can give her a run for her money ;)
adee-gee should win :wavey:
Yes, yes he should :yippee:

RickDaStick
03-16-2007, 03:46 PM
I think we could see a suprise winner. Too many retards running around in GM to go unnoticed. The new generation of fanboys could do damage.

Nathaliia
03-16-2007, 04:32 PM
It's all about the match-ups :p

GlennMirnyi
03-16-2007, 04:36 PM
adee-gee should win :wavey:

Easily, but his cheerleaders won't vote for him.

I think you can give her a run for her money ;)

Yes, yes he should :yippee:

Call your cheerleaders to report this post, as usual.

I think we could see a suprise winner. Too many retards running around in GM to go unnoticed. The new generation of fanboys could do damage.

True.

It's all about the match-ups :p

We know at least one person in this forum has no idea about this.

adee-gee
03-16-2007, 05:51 PM
Easily, but his cheerleaders won't vote for him.

Call your cheerleaders to report this post, as usual
I guess you wouldn't know what people liking you are, that's why you call them cheerleaders :wavey:

For the record, the only person I've ever reported for posts is joeb_uk.

RickDaStick
03-16-2007, 07:06 PM
I guess you wouldn't know what people liking you are, that's why you call them cheerleaders :wavey:

For the record, the only person I've ever reported for posts is joeb_uk.

I dont believe that for a second ;)

Johnny Groove
03-16-2007, 09:25 PM
good competiotion shaping up, GWH needs to do at least 2 a year. Last year, some very good clown were lost due to inactivity, Hawkman being the prime example

GlennMirnyi
03-17-2007, 12:17 AM
I guess you wouldn't know what people liking you are, that's why you call them cheerleaders :wavey:

For the record, the only person I've ever reported for posts is joeb_uk.

Yeah, right. That's not what the mods tell me. :lol:

I dont believe that for a second ;)

You shouldn't, anyway.

adee-gee
03-17-2007, 12:35 AM
Yeah, right. That's not what the mods tell me. :lol:
Which mods have you been talking to? :scratch:

sharpeirob
03-17-2007, 12:49 AM
You both need to get a life :retard:

jocaputs
03-17-2007, 01:36 AM
this thread is already a classic and some of the top contenders have posted here

GlennMirnyi
03-17-2007, 02:35 AM
Which mods have you been talking to? :scratch:

The same ones that told me that you're brave enough to put offensive avatars but ain't brave enough to report yourself mine.

adee-gee
03-17-2007, 03:31 AM
The same ones that told me that you're brave enough to put offensive avatars but ain't brave enough to report yourself mine.
Offensive avatars?!? Are you talking about my troll one? :spit:

And are you under the impression that I reported your avatar or something? :confused:

GlennMirnyi
03-17-2007, 03:39 AM
Offensive avatars?!? Are you talking about my troll one? :spit:

And are you under the impression that I reported your avatar or something? :confused:

Yeah, you started, I just made one back.

I don't have the impression. I was told word by word by the mods that your cheerleaders have reported my avatar. I don't hold grudges, but they know about it, it's enough.

adee-gee
03-17-2007, 03:41 AM
Yeah, you started, I just made one back.

I don't have the impression. I was told word by word by the mods that your cheerleaders have reported my avatar. I don't hold grudges, but they know about it, it's enough.
I would hardly call it offensive :lol: I'm pretty sure you didn't find it offensive either.

Well if they did, my "cheerleaders" weren't under any instructions from their boss, and I wasn't aware of it.

GlennMirnyi
03-17-2007, 03:52 AM
I would hardly call it offensive :lol: I'm pretty sure you didn't find it offensive either.

Well if they did, my "cheerleaders" weren't under any instructions from their boss, and I wasn't aware of it.

Not offensive, but it was a mockery. Anyway, I actually found it funny, not offensive. I just wouldn't let it go like that. :p

Well, next time do it yourself and I won't complain.

Johnny Groove
03-17-2007, 05:29 AM
Yeah, you started, I just made one back.

I don't have the impression. I was told word by word by the mods that your cheerleaders have reported my avatar. I don't hold grudges, but they know about it, it's enough.

:spit: did some people really bitch about the matchup-king avvie? I thought it was funny :lol:

Hoepfully they dont bitch about the shit-spewing posts we both have in our siggies :scared:

adee-gee
03-17-2007, 06:10 AM
Not offensive, but it was a mockery. Anyway, I actually found it funny, not offensive. I just wouldn't let it go like that. :p

Well, next time do it yourself and I won't complain.
Well for the record I found yours quite funny, and had no reason to report it :)

Sofonda Cox
03-17-2007, 08:29 AM
You both need to get a life :retard:

and this comes from you :tape:








:retard:

its.like.that
03-17-2007, 11:51 AM
I guess you wouldn't know what people liking you are, that's why you call them cheerleaders :wavey:

For the record, the only person I've ever reported for posts is joeb_uk.

Lying cocksucker :o

adee-gee
03-17-2007, 12:10 PM
Lying cocksucker :o
:lol: and you know this because.......

silverwhite
03-17-2007, 12:27 PM
;) I think your fanboy mind has been a little polluted, simply because I said that PHM may well choke when it got deep into a 3rd set you think I said it every game. This is the quote to which you and your fellow fanboys and girls took offense:

"there is a good chance of Mathieu choking"

Anyway, there was no torrent of abuse I guess but I did receive 2 bad reps from clowns who seem to believe that PHM not choking in that one match proved me wrong. PHM is a choker, end of story, anyone saying different is kidding themselves.

No one's saying you were wrong. He doesn't choke in all his matches so why keep harping on that he would? When repeated over and over again, it was monotonous, negative and unfair to him. You kept focusing on the less glorious parts of his career while he was fighting his heart out to win. Would we have been surprised if he had choked? No. Was it certain that he would? No, and he showed it. I didn't badrep you but I think you deserved what you got. :wavey:

silverwhite
03-17-2007, 12:31 PM
good competiotion shaping up, GWH needs to do at least 2 a year. Last year, some very good clown were lost due to inactivity, Hawkman being the prime example

I think there should be a DC one in the middle of the year and the actual one at the end of the year. :p

stebs
03-17-2007, 01:28 PM
No one's saying you were wrong. He doesn't choke in all his matches so why keep harping on that he would? When repeated over and over again, it was monotonous, negative and unfair to him. You kept focusing on the less glorious parts of his career while he was fighting his heart out to win. Would we have been surprised if he had choked? No. Was it certain that he would? No, and he showed it. I didn't badrep you but I think you deserved what you got. :wavey:

Read the thread again if you wish. The one quote I dug up is the only time when I suggested that Mathieu would choke. After that it was simply references to the fact that he had in the past due to a debate over whether he was a choker or not. Perhaps this made it stick in your mind but I can assure you that I did not keep repeating anything. Again, please read the thread again for conformation fo this, I don't care about the other fanboys and girls but you are a good poster and I'd rather be on good terms with you.

Oh, and yes, the other Mathieu fans did suggest that I was wrong and suggested that Mathieu was not at all a choker. At any rate, the time has come to let it go.

JBdV
03-17-2007, 03:47 PM
;) I think your fanboy mind has been a little polluted, simply because I said that PHM may well choke when it got deep into a 3rd set you think I said it every game. This is the quote to which you and your fellow fanboys and girls took offense:

"there is a good chance of Mathieu choking"

Anyway, there was no torrent of abuse I guess but I did receive 2 bad reps from clowns who seem to believe that PHM not choking in that one match proved me wrong. PHM is a choker, end of story, anyone saying different is kidding themselves.

:haha: OK first of all, you said that when it was on serve. As far as I'm aware choking is getting tight when you have an advantage in a match or a set (i.e. being a break up), so I dont get your logic there...
And now defending a player makes me a "fanboy" does it? :haha: Anyway I see there's already law 8 of MTF for idiots like you who like to label people, and think that you become a top 50 professional tennis player by being a "choker"...By the way I personally can count 5 matches where he has choked, yet he has played over 200 ATP Tour matches so how can that mean there's a good chance he will choke in any match :confused:

GlennMirnyi
03-17-2007, 05:46 PM
:spit: did some people really bitch about the matchup-king avvie? I thought it was funny :lol:

Hoepfully they dont bitch about the shit-spewing posts we both have in our siggies :scared:

Yeah, people are very sensitive, it seems.



About Mathieu, saying he's a choker is the same as saying the sun rises in the east.

JBdV
03-17-2007, 07:14 PM
About Mathieu, saying he's a choker is the same as saying the sun rises in the east.

That line was used only a couple of pages back by Blaze, and is used roughly 5 times a day by GWH :yawn: :zzz:

silverwhite
03-17-2007, 07:50 PM
Read the thread again if you wish. The one quote I dug up is the only time when I suggested that Mathieu would choke. After that it was simply references to the fact that he had in the past due to a debate over whether he was a choker or not. Perhaps this made it stick in your mind but I can assure you that I did not keep repeating anything. Again, please read the thread again for conformation fo this, I don't care about the other fanboys and girls but you are a good poster and I'd rather be on good terms with you.

Oh, and yes, the other Mathieu fans did suggest that I was wrong and suggested that Mathieu was not at all a choker. At any rate, the time has come to let it go.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5011735&postcount=565
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5011790&postcount=586
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5011878&postcount=617
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5011966&postcount=655
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5011995&postcount=667

Again, the point here isn't whether PHM has a tendency to choke or not. Like I said, one would not have been surprised if he had choked but on the other hand, there was no certainty that he would. By harping on about the probability that he would and focusing on an unfortunate aspect of his game while he was fighting hard out there, you annoyed some of his fans.

I don't think any of his fans has a problem with acknowledging his choking in matches where he has actually choked. During a match, however, when the outcome is still uncertain, such negativity is unnecessary and unappreciated and can irritate people, especially when repeated so often. :)

GlennMirnyi
03-17-2007, 07:59 PM
That line was used only a couple of pages back by Blaze, and is used roughly 5 times a day by GWH :yawn: :zzz:

Sorry. I can make another line for you.

Saying Mathieu is a choker is the same thing as saying that the self-ionisation of water has a Kw of 1.0 x 10^-14 at 298 K.

:D

Nathaliia
03-17-2007, 08:02 PM
Mathieu chokes, it is as sure as Real being a Mierda :).

JBdV
03-17-2007, 08:10 PM
Sorry. I can make another line for you.

Saying Mathieu is a choker is the same thing as saying that the self-ionisation of water has a Kw of 1.0 x 10^-14 at 298 K.

:D

:spit: You're a chemist?? :haha: :haha: :haha:

Fee
03-17-2007, 09:04 PM
Angiel. Top 8 for sure, but lacking consistency. She can let months go by without an appearance in GM, then post a few gems at a time (like today), especially if Fed is about to break another record. She is priceless.

TMJordan
03-18-2007, 05:56 AM
:bigclap: jcempire on Donald Young: :bigclap:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4412409&postcount=43

Action Jackson
03-18-2007, 05:58 AM
sawan, is definitely in the contest and with 64 seeds it would be criminal not to seed him.

shotgun
03-18-2007, 05:59 AM
:bigclap: jcempire on Donald Young: :bigclap:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4412409&postcount=43

2008 - the year of the "X"
2009 - the year of the "Y" (for Young)

stebs
03-18-2007, 10:47 AM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5011735&postcount=565
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5011790&postcount=586
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5011878&postcount=617
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5011966&postcount=655
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5011995&postcount=667

Again, the point here isn't whether PHM has a tendency to choke or not. Like I said, one would not have been surprised if he had choked but on the other hand, there was no certainty that he would. By harping on about the probability that he would and focusing on an unfortunate aspect of his game while he was fighting hard out there, you annoyed some of his fans.

I don't think any of his fans has a problem with acknowledging his choking in matches where he has actually choked. During a match, however, when the outcome is still uncertain, such negativity is unnecessary and unappreciated and can irritate people, especially when repeated so often. :)

You've got me here. I was wrong, there are two posts (the first two) in which I said Mathieu may choke. The rest of them are not to do with that, they are responses to people disagreeing with me.

silverwhite
03-18-2007, 01:33 PM
You've got me here. I was wrong, there are two posts (the first two) in which I said Mathieu may choke. The rest of them are not to do with that, they are responses to people disagreeing with me.

Yeah, but you reinforced your point in those posts and perhaps the repetition irritated those who badrepped you further. The bottomline is that while I wasn't annoyed enough to badrep you, I can see why some others were irritated for reasons I've already explained. :)

Sofonda Cox
03-18-2007, 08:12 PM
safin-rules-no.1 keeps her in good company.


http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0248.gif

adee-gee
03-19-2007, 12:17 AM
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0248.gif
:shrug:

Are you trying to deny you're racist?

GlennMirnyi
03-19-2007, 02:03 AM
:spit: You're a chemist?? :haha: :haha: :haha:

Materials engineering student. I study a lot of chemistry, though. ;)

Merton
03-19-2007, 04:54 AM
I am beginning to wonder if you are paid to be an Arse Clown because this year the competition is so intense.

I nominate the MirkaLand, Merton, Its.like.that and the Hryvatskan bunch of A-Holes.

Were you upset about my posts on Stani's injury? Such a sensitive poster :hug:

Metis
03-19-2007, 05:48 AM
I just went through this thread to find out what this AC contest is all about and I have to say: Wow, just wow!!! :lol: The things I have missed by posting almost exclusively in GM!

I agree with RonE though that the people that try too hard to win this should be disqualified. It should be considered equivalent to doping. :p


EDIT: Here's a promising new candidate who has been an MTF member since Oct. 2005, never posted before today and decided to make his/her debut by starting the following threads in the space of half an hour:


ALready an NBA star came out recently and he is getting endorsement deals. Who do you think on the ATP will be coming out of the closet? Please leave a message.:)



Does anyone know what is happening with operation puerta? Please inform



leave a comment who you think uses a "beard' on the atp? In other who says has a girlfriend but really into and have a boyfriend. The girl is just cover. Please leave your comment



if you read vincent spadea's book what did it say about the players and what did you think of the book

Merton
03-19-2007, 06:07 AM
I just went through this thread to find out what this AC contest is all about and I have to say: Wow, just wow!!! :lol: The things I have missed by posting almost exclusively in GM!

I agree with RonE though that the people that try too hard to win this should be disqualified. It should be considered equivalent to doping. :p


EDIT: Here's a promising new candidate who has been an MTF member since Oct. 2005, never posted before today and decided to make his/her debut by starting the following threads in the space of half an hour:

This looks like the case of a poster that is either going to be banned or get bored and quit posting here, whichever event occurs first.

RickDaStick
03-19-2007, 06:22 AM
Will Jerry be seeded this year? :lol:

Metis
03-19-2007, 06:25 AM
This looks like the case of a poster that is either going to be banned or get bored and quit posting here, whichever event occurs first.

Hmmm... you might be right. We'll have to wait and see. In any case there are more than enough worthy candidates already. I am sorry to have to say this Merton, but, although nominated, you will most likely not make it to the 2nd round. :D

Merton
03-19-2007, 06:33 AM
Hmmm... you might be right. We'll have to wait and see. In any case there are more than enough worthy candidates already. I am sorry to have to say this Merton, but, although nominated, you will most likely not make it to the 2nd round. :D

I will be the Konstantinos Economidis of the competition :rocker2:

Naranoc
03-19-2007, 09:44 AM
Were you upset about my posts on Stani's injury? Such a sensitive poster :hug:

Pinned it down :yeah:

Naide
03-19-2007, 11:25 AM
Can't we have a mid season contest?

September is far

Sofonda Cox
03-19-2007, 01:01 PM
:shrug:

Are you trying to deny you're racist?

:rolleyes:

im not racist, i just know which buttons of yours to press:wavey:

at least i now know why scottish people have some of the highest suicide rates in the northern hemisphere

Sofonda Cox
03-19-2007, 01:02 PM
why did adee have to run and cry to the mods and get joeb banned :sobbing:

adee-gee
03-19-2007, 02:33 PM
why did adee have to run and cry to the mods and get joeb banned :sobbing:
Perhaps you should ask him the same question.

Do you really think the mods would ban someone just because I asked them to?

Mistaflava
03-19-2007, 03:33 PM
:rolleyes:

im not racist, i just know which buttons of yours to press:wavey:

at least i now know why scottish people have some of the highest suicide rates in the northern hemisphere



Buttons of yours to press? :rolleyes:

WHAAAAAAAAM! The closet door swings wide open yet again...will he finally come out?

GlennMirnyi
03-19-2007, 04:32 PM
Can't we have a mid season contest?

September is far

Patience is a virtue.

adee-gee
03-19-2007, 04:46 PM
Will Jerry be seeded this year? :lol:What the hell do you think? :silly:

There's more chance of Ljubicic winning an important tournament than Jerry not being seeded.

silverwhite
03-19-2007, 05:11 PM
Can't we have a mid season contest?

September is far

I'm still pushing for Davis Cup. :p

my0118
03-19-2007, 05:38 PM
I didn't know this contest is held, I mean it's good.
When I saw Julio1974's post who quoted a heck of mtw posts, I couldn't stop laughing. :lol:

Sofonda Cox
03-19-2007, 07:38 PM
Buttons of yours to press? :rolleyes:

WHAAAAAAAAM! The closet door swings wide open yet again...will he finally come out?

WTF are you on about retard?

RonE
03-19-2007, 08:08 PM
I didn't know this contest is held, I mean it's good.
When I saw Julio1974's post who quoted a heck of mtw posts, I couldn't stop laughing. :lol:

I see that you joined in August just before last years competition was held.

Ah, this competition certainly brings out the best in people you are in for a real treat :)

Naide
03-19-2007, 08:12 PM
I'm still pushing for Davis Cup. :p
Davis Cup may be good but i have faves from different countries, it's quite hard :shrug:
Patience is a virtue.
Indeed

Mistaflava
03-19-2007, 08:13 PM
WTF are you on about retard?


:haha:


I'll take that as a yes...

Sofonda Cox
03-19-2007, 08:43 PM
:haha:


I'll take that as a yes...

you probably take alot of things;)

sharpeirob
03-19-2007, 08:51 PM
WTF are you on about retard?

He is obviously making a funny remark regarding the questionable sexuality of Adee-gee which is quite an interesting topic.

I offered myself to adee in a rep, but so far he hasnt answered my call :hysteric:

Adam I long to hold you in my hands :awww:

Maybe thats why you are always wanting to meet me!

I hope its true :drool: :inlove:

Johnny Groove
03-19-2007, 08:54 PM
good field of retards this year :retard:

Sofonda Cox
03-19-2007, 08:56 PM
He is obviously making a funny remark regarding the questionable sexuality of Adee-gee which is quite an interesting topic.

I offered myself to adee in a rep, but so far he hasnt answered my call :hysteric:

Adam I long to hold you in my hands :awww:

Maybe thats why you are always wanting to meet me!

I hope its true :drool: :inlove:

:retard: enough said

good field of retards this year :retard:

:retard: same

Sofonda Cox
03-19-2007, 08:59 PM
adee-gee to win the tournament :banana:

Rafa = Fed Killa
03-19-2007, 09:02 PM
Wow there are too many idiots on this board.

But no one can match Glenn. The arse clown supreme.

Sofonda Cox
03-19-2007, 09:07 PM
Wow there are too many idiots on this board.
But no one can match Glenn. The arse clown supreme.

and you're one of them:retard:

TMJordan
03-19-2007, 10:02 PM
tennisfancroatia should be seeded very high for this.

Rafa = Fed Killa
03-19-2007, 10:08 PM
and you're one of them

Genius and idiocy are too different concepts my dumb friend.

R=FK: Genius.

Some Safin fangirl: idiot

Naranoc
03-19-2007, 10:13 PM
Genius and idiocy are too different concepts my dumb friend.

R=FK: Genius.

Some Safin fangirl: idiot

A shame to see you'd corrected the spelling of genius before anyone else picked up on it. Of course, it would have defeated the point completely, though arguably there wasn’t one anyway :D

adee-gee
03-20-2007, 12:43 AM
He is obviously making a funny remark regarding the questionable sexuality of Adee-gee which is quite an interesting topic.

I offered myself to adee in a rep, but so far he hasnt answered my call :hysteric:

Adam I long to hold you in my hands :awww:

Maybe thats why you are always wanting to meet me!

I hope its true :drool: :inlove:
I'm holding out in the hope that safin-rules-no.1 will admit his true love for me. I'm sorry :sad:

GlennMirnyi
03-20-2007, 02:30 AM
Wow there are too many idiots on this board.

But no one can match Glenn. The arse clown supreme.

I can be anything, but not a spineless coward like you. :wavey:

Sofonda Cox
03-20-2007, 07:56 AM
A shame to see you'd corrected the spelling of genius before anyone else picked up on it. Of course, it would have defeated the point completely, though arguably there wasn’t one anyway :D

:haha:

I'm holding out in the hope that safin-rules-no.1 will admit his true love for me. I'm sorry :sad:

:hearts: but i do love you :kiss:

scarecrows
03-20-2007, 09:36 AM
:hearts: but i do love you :kiss:

:fiery:

its.like.that
03-20-2007, 09:59 AM
New seed for the Arse Clown tournament :worship:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5043246&postcount=1

That was a perfectly valid post sweetheart ;).

But you would make a good seed Tangy :kiss:.

its.like.that
03-20-2007, 10:03 AM
Buttons of yours to press? :rolleyes:

WHAAAAAAAAM! The closet door swings wide open yet again...will he finally come out?

errr Flava... everyone know that guy is a fag.

:lol:

Sofonda Cox
03-20-2007, 04:47 PM
:fiery:

and Genci too :drool: he is hot!!! :hearts:

Mistaflava
03-20-2007, 06:47 PM
:haha:

Sofonda Cox
03-20-2007, 06:48 PM
errr Flava... everyone know that guy is a fag.

:lol:

whats your point loser?

zicofirol
03-20-2007, 08:22 PM
Shutup you homo :retard:

its a she so... to get back on topic, I think a mid year and year and arseclown contest is needed, their is enough material for both tourneys already, lol...

Naranoc
03-20-2007, 10:07 PM
You going for a high seeding Sondra? :p You seem to have a notorious reputation in GM, and MTF in general :D

scarecrows
03-20-2007, 10:09 PM
Sondra will get a high seeding of course and also will surely get the Newcomer Award

sondraj06
03-20-2007, 10:16 PM
You going for a high seeding Sondra? :p You seem to have a notorious reputation in GM, and MTF in general :D

as I told GW I always go for the win.

No losers allowed

sondraj06
03-20-2007, 10:17 PM
Sondra will get a high seeding of course and also will surely get the Newcomer Award

I'm going for the whole kit and caboodle, it's the only way to live life

check the stats

scarecrows
03-20-2007, 10:20 PM
I'm going for the whole kit and kabudal, it's the only way to live life

check the stats

that's the spirit :yeah:

hopefully Rafa will return losing so you can start bullshitting again. you've been underperforming recently

sondraj06
03-20-2007, 10:33 PM
that's the spirit :yeah:

hopefully Rafa will return losing so you can start bullshitting again. you've been underperforming recently

If only dreams where so easily made real

Until next time losers

Nathaliia
03-20-2007, 10:38 PM
:haha: that was quick....who was it?

Should we notice such outbursts in his official appreciation thread that has been lately created?

Rafa = Fed Killa
03-21-2007, 02:50 AM
as I told GW I always go for the win.

No losers allowed

A bit delusional aren't you.

There is only one winner on MTF

Rogiman
03-21-2007, 02:53 AM
sondraj and her alias should win singles and doubles handily.

cmurray
03-21-2007, 02:54 AM
I'm going for the whole kit and kabudal, it's the only way to live life

check the stats

that would be caboodle. Just for the record. ;)

sondraj06
03-21-2007, 03:06 AM
that would be caboodle. Just for the record. ;)

wow is that even a word?

Sunset of Age
03-21-2007, 03:10 AM
This competition is getting boring. There are only two real candidates for the title, and noone is able to stop them reaching the finals I suppose.
Booooring...

cmurray
03-21-2007, 03:16 AM
wow is that even a word?

yep.

sondraj06
03-21-2007, 03:17 AM
yep.

well then I'll change it

sondraj06
03-21-2007, 03:19 AM
sondraj and her alias should win singles and doubles handily.

Just for your hands down failure of a thread I believe it was called- haha, who will roast rafa at IW haha, that is classic and really deserves the whole thing. But since I'm not about giving away titles, I'll gladly accept this one

Fee
03-21-2007, 03:47 AM
You can only be a true arse clown if you actually believe what you write in your posts. 'Jerry Seinfeld', Adam, and GlennMirnyi can't win with that caveat (sorry guys, I know this means so much to you :) ).

Merton
03-21-2007, 06:25 AM
johnemms looks like a promising participant based on this http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5065002&postcount=38

TMJordan
03-21-2007, 06:34 AM
johnemms looks like a promising participant based on this http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5065002&postcount=38

:worship:

TMJordan
03-21-2007, 06:47 AM
Apparently Merton's new friend thinks Gaudio is better on clay than Cañas right now :tape:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5065053&postcount=15

RonE
03-21-2007, 10:38 AM
I'm going for the whole kit and caboodle, it's the only way to live life

check the stats

You are definitely the dark horse in this tournament :yeah:

my0118
03-21-2007, 10:57 AM
I think it dosen't need a big draw. some really good candidates who would be seeded are so strong.
they will crush other a hack of trivial opponents when they meet them. I hope to see a battle of real competition.

BTW: Rone, come to think of it, this year is the year of golden pigs in Chinese Zodiac.
although I bet you probably didn't realize it, wanna praise your sixth sense prediction according to your avatar and signature about Nadal. :lol:

Rafa = Fed Killa
03-21-2007, 11:05 AM
RonE should go deep in this tourny.

At least a round of 16.

RonE
03-21-2007, 11:49 AM
RonE should go deep in this tourny.

At least a round of 16.

How can I possibly compete with the likes of you and the vast army of Pork Dorks sweeping the board? I have no chance :awww:

ginnylegend
03-21-2007, 02:05 PM
mtw, RFK just for coming back and case are my personal three most fancied winners (I don't expect safin idiot-no-1 to last long enough to the beginning of the contest).

Action Jackson
03-21-2007, 02:11 PM
As for a pre tournament well the only problem is the size of the event.

For any pre event the top 16 from last year should be called back, just the question of how many newcomers should be allowed to join them.

Sofonda Cox
03-21-2007, 02:59 PM
mtw, RFK just for coming back and case are my personal three most fancied winners (I don't expect safin idiot-no-1 to last long enough to the beginning of the contest).

:retard:

TMJordan
03-21-2007, 03:02 PM
Why has ther been no talk of Jaap running away with this competition?

RonE
03-21-2007, 04:22 PM
mtw, RFK just for coming back and case are my personal three most fancied winners (I don't expect safin idiot-no-1 to last long enough to the beginning of the contest).

R=FK for breaking his wager and coming back quantum leaps his arseclown stocks to epic proportions. He should easily be seeded in the top 5 :D

Action Jackson
03-21-2007, 04:24 PM
Why has ther been no talk of Jaap running away with this competition?

Cause there are so many at and around his level.

Mistaflava
03-21-2007, 04:25 PM
I think it dosen't need a big draw. some really good candidates who would be seeded are so strong.
they will crush other a hack of trivial opponents when they meet them. I hope to see a battle of real competition.

BTW: Rone, come to think of it, this year is the year of golden pigs in Chinese Zodiac.
although I bet you probably didn't realize it, wanna praise your sixth sense prediction according to your avatar and signature about Nadal. :lol:



what the hell did you just say?

Naranoc
03-21-2007, 04:25 PM
R=FK for breaking his wager and coming back quantum leaps his arseclown stocks to epic proportions. He should easily be seeded in the top 5 :D

Definitely not, especially with all these enthusiastic contestants running loose in GM :D. RFK is far too one dimensional - all he does is repeat that he's the saviour of MTF, and his logic will break the curse of the Fedtards. Some of these other idiots probably spend hours structuring posts they're actually convinced by :tape:

Mistaflava
03-21-2007, 04:29 PM
Definitely not, especially with all these enthusiastic contestants running loose in GM :D. RFK is far too one dimensional - all he does is repeat that he's the saviour of MTF, and his logic will break the curse of the Fedtards. Some of these other idiots probably spend hours structuring posts they're actually convinced by :tape:


You're right though...there are too many dumb fucks who are desperate to win the samn competition like Jerry Seinfeld. I just wish voters would go for the ones like Cindy19 and mirkaland who are by far the two dumbest posters on MTF.

RonE
03-21-2007, 04:54 PM
Definitely not, especially with all these enthusiastic contestants running loose in GM :D. RFK is far too one dimensional - all he does is repeat that he's the saviour of MTF, and his logic will break the curse of the Fedtards. Some of these other idiots probably spend hours structuring posts they're actually convinced by :tape:

Which is exactly why I specifically said his comeback is the main driving force behind his newfound arseclownishness. Normally I would agree with you and had he not made the bet he wouldn't crack the top 40. BUT, proclaiming that you will leave MTF if a certain player doesn't win a certain tournament, said player fails to win said tournament and then you still decide to come back- that is arseclownishness at its finest :D

Naranoc
03-21-2007, 05:30 PM
Which is exactly why I specifically said his comeback is the main driving force behind his newfound arseclownishness. Normally I would agree with you and had he not made the bet he wouldn't crack the top 40. BUT, proclaiming that you will leave MTF if a certain player doesn't win a certain tournament, said player fails to win said tournament and then you still decide to come back- that is arseclownishness at its finest :D

:lol: That's a fair enough point, although it would have been ridiculous to expect anything else from him anyway :D. I still say he'll just about make the top 10, and unlike last year, it won't be the male arse clowns dominating. Sondra and mtw, representing all MTF females, should go pretty far at least.

Metis
03-21-2007, 05:54 PM
Let's not be too hasty. It's still early. New promising candidates have started to appear these days and are making their mark from post No1. Just yesterday there must have been at least 3. The old-timers will have their work cut out for them. "New balls please!" :D

scarecrows
03-21-2007, 06:07 PM
is richie21 sure for a seeding place?

Black Adam
03-21-2007, 06:48 PM
You're right though...there are too many dumb fucks who are desperate to win the samn competition like Jerry Seinfeld. I just wish voters would go for the ones like Cindy19 and mirkaland who are by far the two dumbest posters on MTF.
I am with Flava on this one. Mirkaland is like a blind person not accepting the fact she is blind. She was told she wasn't posting funny pictures and she even posted more in the Funny Pictures thread. How dumb can you get.