The real number #1 ...

Schalken .. don't mess up the pic. :angel:

Pfft... Schalken should take centre-stage in any picture that purports to display the no. 1 player in the world, and you know it!

Schalken should have been center-stage in that pic, for sure. Sluiter? Thanks for the laugh, alf....

To be honest, Sjeng is not that bad (nice Nike Shirt), but next to THAT GOD.... Sluiter is the top seed at the CUTE Open :devil:

To be honest, Sjeng is not that bad (nice Nike Shirt), but next to THAT GOD.... Sluiter is the top seed at the CUTE Open :devil:

He is pretty hot huh!?

Oh, puhleeeeeeze........get outta here......Maybe I should vote for Rafael "big ass" Nadal to be #1....

So who's the #1? Sluiter or Schalken?

Sluiter is pretty good looking. I watched him practice in Montreal last year. Good looking, but forgettable.

lol;)!

For me, in the hot guy department, Sluiter is a top-5 ;), and Schalken is top 30.

Top 8 seeds for hot guy ..

1. Sluiter
2. Schuettler (i'm sorry Rainer, :sad: )
3. Gambill
4. Ferrero
5. Safin
6. Corretja (that's the only way he can get a main draw, :lol: )
7. Nalbadian
8. Philippoussis
WC. Haas (welcome, butt)
WC. Volandri (those lips, they're toxic)

Sluiter, is not only ultra hot he's also an ultra nice guy :D

Top 8 seeds for hot guy ..

6. Corretja (that's the only way he can get a main draw, :lol: )


:lol:
hey a little bit respect for old men ;) :p

:lol: Maybe he's old for tennis, but really, really good for other stuff ;). I'll never forget that "milky bath" with Costa :devil:

Anyway, top seed Sluiter lost :sad: in Miami, 6-3/6-1, to Wayne Ferreira. Wayne is a really "decapitable" guy; great body, :eek: face.

Top 8 seeds for hot guy ..

1. Sluiter
2. Schuettler (i'm sorry Rainer, :sad: )
3. Gambill
4. Ferrero
5. Safin
6. Corretja (that's the only way he can get a main draw, :lol: )
7. Nalbadian
8. Philippoussis
WC. Haas (welcome, butt)
WC. Volandri (those lips, they're toxic)

Let me guess why:
Sluiter, just because; Schuettler-great legs, great ass; Gambill-well, he's Ken Doll, so we understand; Ferrero-could you enlighten me on WHY?; Safin-because every pre-pubescent girl on here loves everything about him; Corretja-giving the oldster his day in the sun; Nalbandian-great lips, great hair. Any other reasons?; Poo-see Nalbandian; Haas-see Schuettler; Volandri-OK. I don't see anything appealing about his lips, but since you say so....

Well, sigma. Ferrero is the most elegant. That white Taccini outfit .. with the zipper .. OMG.

And Volandri, he looks very, very fresh and innocent (i'm not telling he is, of course)

And U, sigma? C'mon, list your top seeds !! ;)

Pippo IS very sweet looking and has a great backhand and he's italian do you need anymore reasons to like him:D

Im not sure about his lips although you're not the first person to go on about them ;)

Those lips ..

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=12105

.. mm.. , who wants to be a cheetah :devil: .... Schalken, take your hands off :rolleyes: !!

Well, sigma. Ferrero is the most elegant. That white Taccini outfit .. with the zipper .. OMG.

And Volandri, he looks very, very fresh and innocent (i'm not telling he is, of course)

And U, sigma? C'mon, list your top seeds !! ;)

Give me time, give me time. I'm still formulating. Can it include some of the retired ones, as well?

Go ahead, but ... Ken Rosewall, Rod Laver? :eek:

Not that old. :lol:

Hell no, not THAT old....

Well, sigma. Ferrero is the most elegant. That white Taccini outfit .. with the zipper .. OMG.

And Volandri, he looks very, very fresh and innocent (i'm not telling he is, of course)

And U, sigma? C'mon, list your top seeds !! ;)

OK, here's my list, from 8 to 1.

8. Ivanisevic-comical. I often laughed at how he spoke English, and that is the one endearing quality that I will miss when he retires.
7. Rafter-those buns, that body. Need I say more. He was just.......
6. Stich-very intelligent. I loved the way he expressed himself in interviews, and he was a good player.
5. Becker-outspoken. Lately, I find myself puzzled by his behaviors and actions, but I still liked him when he was on the circuit.
4. Agassi-I used to hate him, but now I like him. I like that he changed from the "image is everything" persona to the ambassador of the sport-and I thought he'd never do it.
3. Federer-I like his game, his attitude-and his English. An amazing player.
2. Nalbandian-everything. Nice smile, pretty eyes, nice body, and he got game.
1. Edberg-no explanation needed. He is good-looking and was a great player. He still has the best butt.

So, there were my picks....

Ivanisevic - cute but ... i can't stand an homophobic man. :(
Rafter - ;)
Stich and Becker - i don't like them. Amazing players, anyway
Agassi - i respect him so much. Even against latin players or against Schuettler i want him to win :worship:
Federer - Like Henin-Hardenne, great player but something's missing for me
Nalbadian - With short hair, he's a god :angel:
Edberg - A gentleman. I still think he's underrated by most fans. Hopefully, this year in Newport things they'll remember

nice list. Any wildcards?

Alf, I like David with the curly hair. I don't care for it like he has it now, but at the Masters, it looked particularly good on him....
By the way, he's cut a little of it off. He looks especially good with the tattoo....

OK, my wildcards-and I only have, like, a couple. So that makes it top 10, right?

Sampras-some call him boring, but he was alright. I mean, he wasn't Mr. Hotcakes, and I hate the carpet on his chest, but he has a certain appeal.

Schuettler-I love the way he speaks (ok, I am a sucker for accents), and he seems like a witty person. Yes, and I think he DOES have a nice body, too-especially the legs. Also, why does he have the VPL all the time? Two words, BOXER BRIEFS....

Thank god Schalken is gone .. :lol:

Another hot seed lost .. JMG :mad:

Speaking of Schalken, he ranks nowhere my top 50. And Gambill just doesn't appeal to me. If you are a prepubescent, pimple-faced teenage girl, then I could see why....

I'm not a "prepubescent, pimple-faced teenage girl". And Gambill turns me on quickly :devil:

Well. He's not that bad tennis player. Aside from his two-handed forehand, i guess his main problem is lack of mental strength.

Schalken is an elegant, tall guy. That's all

Alf, I personally think that he is the ultimate metrosexual. I don't like men who spend more time in the mirror than I do, and personally I think he should have been voted "prettiest" alongside F-Lo....

.. mm .. I think we're talking from diferent points of view. For just lust, for your eyes only, JMG is just perfect. But the whole thing, man and human being, Rainer is my choice. I agree with you. I'm gay but i don't like that kind of "i love mirror" guy. I'm not either.

F-Lo is too femenine for my taste. My friends at work confused him with Amelie Mauresmo :lol:

F-Lo is too femenine for my taste. My friends at work confused him with Amelie Mauresmo :lol:

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

This is what i'm talking about. Not for me ..
:(

He's not for me, either. He looks waaaay too fem for me. I need a masculine-looking man. IS F-Lo a man, anyway?

Those lips ..

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=12105

Uhhhh....no....He's puckering, so that doesn't count. We need lips that ARE NOT puckering to see how they really are....