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Some Very Serious Slam Predictions

liptea
01-10-2007, 07:25 AM
Australian Open = Richard GASQUET
Roland Garros = Andy RODDICK
Wimbledon = Carlos MOYA
US Open = Nicolas KIEFER
Shanghai-FETUS Rafael

Wimbledon Women's Doubles-Niti and Mary

French Open Women's-J'Torian

USO Boys-George Clooney

Australian Open Doubles = Marat Safin & Carlos Moya
Roland Garros Doubles= Andy Roddick & Mardy Fish
Wimbledon Doubles= Nicolas Kiefer & Pete Sampras
US Open Doubles= Rafael Nadal & Richard Gasquet
USO Boys Doubles = George Clooney & Matt Damon



Since Mary and I are just so darn good-lookin, we've decided to award ourselves the Wimbledon Doubles Title.

We are brilliant TO THE MAX.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:26 AM
We have figured it out. We are the Sylvia Browne of MTF. :yeah:








:smoke:

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:27 AM
Except we are legit.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:36 AM
:bowdown:

And who will win Shanghai? :hearts:

That would be Sir Nicolas Kiefer of Germany.

liptea
01-10-2007, 07:37 AM
That would be Sir Nicolas Kiefer of Germany.

mary. that is not fair. carlos moya won wimbledon, he deserves something extra.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:39 AM
mary. that is not fair. carlos moya won wimbledon, he deserves something extra.

:armed: He has also won a Slam before.
Kiwi hasn't won anything since like '99 or 2000. So he deserves some extra cash. :)

liptea
01-10-2007, 07:40 AM
:armed: He has also won a Slam before.
Kiwi hasn't won anything since like '99 or 2000. So he deserves some extra cash. :)

if carlos can keep the trophy, kiwi can have the cash.

besides, carlos won his slam about a million years ago.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:41 AM
if carlos can keep the trophy, kiwi can have the cash.

besides, carlos won his slam about a million years ago.

We will have to compromise. Fetus Rafael will win it.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:43 AM
Kiwi won a slam.......... let me think......... NEVER. Oh wait, there was that Juniors AO title.... :ras:

liptea
01-10-2007, 07:44 AM
Indeed. I saw a woolly mammoth in the stands the day Carlos won his slam. I think it was butchered and roasted over a spit during the victory party.

and they played Celine Dion.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:44 AM
deal.

:D

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:46 AM
They would have butchered and roasted her too, but she was all bone and gristle. :o

Eww.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:47 AM
Kiwi will win USO by bagelling every set he plays.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:51 AM
mmm....

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:54 AM
i like kiwi juice. ;)

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 07:58 AM
Moya does remind me of Lil Jon. YEAH!

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 08:03 AM
And Rafael dances through Moya's bedroom like he's Usher.

liptea
01-10-2007, 08:04 AM
And Rafael dances through Moya's bedroom like he's Usher.


I bet Rafael does a lot of dancing in Carlos's bedroom.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 08:06 AM
I bet Rafael does a lot of dancing in Carlos's bedroom.

mostly in his bed.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 08:08 AM
the opening ceremony will be like dancing with the stars. they'll do all different styles.
and kiwi will dance with roddick. and they'll be fighting the entire time.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 08:09 AM
kiwi will win that. cuz he'll just end up beating up andy.

El Legenda
01-10-2007, 08:11 AM
someone wanna win the mixed doubles with me at USO?

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 08:17 AM
Kiwi & I are winning mixed doubles at RG. :)

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 08:17 AM
I would pay any amount of money to see Kiwi do the Salsa.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 08:20 AM
Moya will pop-and-lock... although then he'd probably pop-and-lock his shoulder off again....

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 08:29 AM
They need to stay off the wall.

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 08:34 AM
I just got a new glue stick today too!

liptea
01-10-2007, 08:37 PM
I just got a new glue stick today too!

i drank red bull.

and wore a lacoste shirt for andy roddick.

RickDaStick
01-10-2007, 08:39 PM
I dont get it. Was this thread suppose to be funny?

alansk
01-10-2007, 08:47 PM
I dont get it. Was this thread suppose to be funny?

Go home. Why is that Zagreb story in your sig? It just kinda tails off...

guga2120
01-10-2007, 08:57 PM
Roland Garros = Andy RODDICK


:D

knight_ley
01-10-2007, 08:58 PM
:lol:

savesthedizzle
01-10-2007, 09:15 PM
someone wanna win the mixed doubles with me at USO?

I would, but I think Viktor Troicki and I already have that claimed.

*Viva Chile*
01-11-2007, 12:12 AM
Oh, is this the 2007 version of the "Andy is the neatest" thread??? :rolleyes:

scoobs
01-11-2007, 12:34 AM
Totally off-topic, but I love the picture in your signature chronicling Nole's strange trophies. :lol: I hope that in next tournament he wins he receives a large statue of Mauresmo sculpted out of butter. :haha:
I would prefer if they made it out of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, to be honest.

Deboogle!.
01-11-2007, 12:57 AM
i love you guys.

scoobs
01-11-2007, 12:57 AM
Oh good, now I have images of Momo replacing Fabio in their commercials... Same accent and timbre and everything!
same chest...

scoobs
01-11-2007, 01:05 AM
You never see Fabio and Amelie in the same room together, you'll have noticed, I'm sure, as I did.

cobalt60
01-11-2007, 01:05 AM
... Same stern chin and rugged jawline that makes housewives between the ages of 30-50 go weak at the knees? :D

I do not go weak in the knees:p
Love your sig- you've quoted yourself you annoying poster you;)

scoobs
01-11-2007, 01:10 AM
We all know she let herself get bageled by Jankovic so that she could rush off and shoot some romance novel covers before the AO got under way. :)

By Inferno's Nipple, coming soon to a bookstore near you.

Deboogle!.
01-11-2007, 01:11 AM
I do not go weak in the knees:pNeither do I :p

cobalt60
01-11-2007, 01:12 AM
Neither do I :p

Deb!!!!!!!!!:p
Here is my slam prediction- I won't be at any of them:)

cobalt60
01-11-2007, 01:14 AM
You are immune to the beauty of Fabimomo!? This cannot be!!! :sobbing:

I need a morphed picture you;)

Deboogle!.
01-11-2007, 01:15 AM
Deb!!!!!!!!!:p
Here is my slam prediction- I won't be at any of them:)Neither will I :sad: :p

cobalt60
01-11-2007, 01:17 AM
Neither will I :sad: :p

Well that is serious . Here, I will give you a hug :hug: All better?

Deboogle!.
01-11-2007, 01:18 AM
Well that is serious . Here, I will give you a hug :hug: All better?:lol: Yes, thanks :D :hug:

cobalt60
01-11-2007, 01:25 AM
I'll be at San Jose and maybe - maybe - Indian Wells. :help:



:spit: Oh my gawd... I so have to make that! :devil: :haha:

I might be at CINCI. And please do. I need a lovely picture before I head to dreamland;)

Lee
01-11-2007, 01:30 AM
I do not go weak on my knee either. I will bend over as I can't stop laughing everytime I see Fabio :haha:

Lee
01-11-2007, 01:31 AM
I need a morphed picture you;)

I saw a non-morphed one. He's cute.

cobalt60
01-11-2007, 01:31 AM
I do not go weak on my knee either. I will bend over as I can't stop laughing everytime I see Fabio :haha:

But you haven't seen Fabimomo have you?

Lee
01-11-2007, 01:32 AM
But you haven't seen Fabimomo have you?

No. But Momo is a lot prettier than Fabio.

El Legenda
01-11-2007, 01:42 AM
how come this thread has not been deleted yet? :)

scoobs
01-11-2007, 01:49 AM
:devil: Hastily done, but:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/fabimomo.jpg

:eek: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

Lee
01-11-2007, 01:51 AM
how come this thread has not been deleted yet? :)

Because it's a shame to remove that fabulous Fabio holding the Wimbledon trophy (plate). :D

El Legenda
01-11-2007, 01:52 AM
Because it's a shame to remove that fabulous Fabio holding the Wimbledon trophy (plate). :D

move it to NT :wavey:

Lee
01-11-2007, 01:54 AM
move it to NT :wavey:

I don't have the power! ;)

El Legenda
01-11-2007, 01:56 AM
I don't have the power! ;)

well thats not right. you should demand that power! :wavey:

scoobs
01-11-2007, 01:58 AM
I see a tennis trophy - this is VERY tennis.

Lee
01-11-2007, 02:00 AM
Yes. And in keeping with the title of this thread, my slam prediction is that Fabimomo will win the Wimbledon title on Saturday, as well the Wimbledon title on Sunday, if you catch my meaning. ;) :aplot:


:rolls:

MisterQ
01-11-2007, 02:02 AM
Yes. And in keeping with the title of this thread, my slam prediction is that Fabimomo will win the Wimbledon title on Saturday, as well the Wimbledon title on Sunday, if you catch my meaning. ;) :aplot:

:worship:

Even Renee Richards didn't pull that one off!

knight_ley
01-11-2007, 02:06 AM
:haha: FABIO > TENNIS.

knight_ley
01-11-2007, 02:12 AM
i love you guys.

:kiss:

:hearts: I choose the French Open! I can't wait to see Henin's face when I hold the trophy up above her head and goad her into jumping up and down to try and touch it! :devil:

:yeah: It shall be done.

knight_ley
01-11-2007, 02:34 AM
congrats J'torian !

knight_ley
01-11-2007, 02:35 AM
:angel:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/fabimomo2.jpg

:spit:

scoobs
01-11-2007, 02:35 AM
Amelie in her loungewear.

Gorgeous.

Nice sofa too.

Lee
01-11-2007, 02:37 AM
:inlove: Momo!!!

Metis
01-11-2007, 02:47 AM
:angel:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/fabimomo2.jpg

:haha:

Poor Amelie... :sad: what has she done to deserve such abuse?

savesthedizzle
01-11-2007, 04:36 AM
Totally off-topic, but I love the picture in your signature chronicling Nole's strange trophies. :lol: I hope that in next tournament he wins he receives a large statue of Mauresmo sculpted out of butter. :haha:

Hahahahahahahaha :) Well thanks ;) That trophy would be a perfect addition to the sig. And now I understand why we are all discussing Fabio :p

:angel:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/fabimomo2.jpg

:spit:

cobalt60
01-11-2007, 11:17 AM
:devil: Hastily done, but:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/fabimomo.jpg

Oh how I wish I had stayed up. Now I need to work:eek:

cobalt60
01-11-2007, 11:17 AM
mary and I were bored and started this thread...



...and you guys just took it and ran.

I think we can add this as another successful thread.

You are awesome.

knight_ley
01-11-2007, 03:35 PM
:angel: Soon everyone will see just how smart we are. :D

TMJordan
01-11-2007, 05:52 PM
Is this a freaking joke? you delete the thread about Ljubicic getting hit by a ping pong ball that actually talked about tennis but you let this thread stay in GM? :rolleyes: good job mods :yeah: :rolleyes:


EDIT:Freaking....

scoobs
01-11-2007, 08:10 PM
I saw the Wimbledon Venus Rosewater dish - it must be about tennis, therefore.

scoobs
01-11-2007, 09:02 PM
Exactly. Fabimomo held The Dish. What has that ping pong ball won? :rolleyes:

Some Ljubicic sweat, that's what.