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Anyone who wants to do a confrontation's post with me?

Static
08-13-2002, 10:48 PM
Ok Mazza we are starting, whether you like it or not :o :p
Anyone can join :D

Static
08-13-2002, 11:21 PM
Johnny Mac enters the locker room

John: Ok guys I've decided that I'm rejoining the ATP again, as a personality stylist! That's right guys! I need to shake you up, you slackers, you people can't even pull half the crowd WTA does...that's pathetic, that's why I'm back!

Everyone: Oh no :o

Moya: Weren't you the one who was hated because of you're personality?

John: Yes, but I was also loved for it !

Moya: By whom?

John: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Anyways let's see now! Lleyton Hewitt! You are the number 1 in the world? What's that I hear you have no personality, sure you are agressive, but we need more of that in to the camera! More action!

Lleyton: Action?

John: That's right I give you the new Lleyton! you are going to have more PAZAZ! And stop trying to be so modest, you are rich, show some gold! Like the Williams sisters, you know some diamonds!

fcap
08-13-2002, 11:24 PM
I might not held coz id ruin it !!:p:p

Murkofan
08-13-2002, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Static


Moya: Weren't you the one who was hated because of you're personality?

John: Yes, but I was also loved for it !



LMAO!

Static
08-14-2002, 06:41 AM
Anyone wants to continue ??? :o

luvbadboys
08-15-2002, 04:16 AM
Hi I'm new here. This stuff sounds fun so I'm jumping right in if you all don't mind. And yes I'm a lleyton fan.

Marat to Mac: Dude can you get the ATP to allow cheerleaders on court? If you do can I be on the selection committee?

Everybody rolls their eyes and groans

LLeyton: you might want to leave the girls alone for a while and concentrate on winning

Static
08-15-2002, 06:09 AM
lol thnx luvbadboys :D I'll try to add some more if no one else wants to try :o

luvbadboys
08-15-2002, 10:03 PM
Mario Ancic: What is this "cheerleaders?

Marat: an American tradition with sports where beautiful girls in
small skirts dance and cheer for you. :drool:
As for you Lleyton...(starts to walk towards Lleyton
threateningly)

Lleyton backs up laughing

McEnroe (hurt voice): Hey I thought wew were going to talk
about me

Mario: I think I want cheerleaders to
:D

Andy: Guys I don't think we need to talk about cheerleaders

JCF (snicker): Yeah of course you wouldn't;)

Moya (elbows JCFand whispers): He's not out yet don't bother
him

Static
08-15-2002, 10:05 PM
LoL luvbadboys you are great :D

AtPGiRL
08-20-2002, 06:29 PM
lolol!!

luvbadboys
09-11-2002, 05:35 PM
I don't know why this is being negelcted so here goes nothing.


Andre and Boris come in. Andre sees Mac and sighs.

Andre: John, leave the kids alone. They have enough to worry
about as it is.

Mac: No really maybe someone could punch the chair umpire or
something. That would get in the papers...Um Carlos, why
don't you try seducing Daniela Hantuchova? That would be
good to.

Carlos M.(raises eybrows): You realize I'm 25 and Daniela is 17?
I would look like a lecher.

Carlos leaves disgusted.

Boris : Really John, this is getting ridiculous......

Mac screams: You SHUT UP!!! I have nothing to say to you!

Andre: Boris, you might want to steer clear for a while, you
know since you beat him.

Todd Martin and James Blake walk inThey notice Mac and promptly turn around to leave. Outside the doors James runs into Kim.

Kim: Can you ask Lleyton if he's going to practice or coming with me to watch Elke?

James pokes his head back in the lockerroom

James: Lleyton! Kim's out here and she wants to know......

Lleyton: Shit! I'm late

He grabs his bag and runs out of the locker room. 30 seconds later. Everyone hears a girl's giggle and a groan through the doors. All the players laugh except Mac who is bewildered by the fact that noone is paying him any attention. James comes running back in.

Andy: What's up?

James: All of the sudden there were like 100 women screaming
and running toward me. I can't handle that!

Marat: Pffff, amateur!

Tommy H.: That's okay James, I know how that can be. There's a
back way out of here let me show you.

Andy looks out the door and sees quite a few GIRLS-GONE-WILD type women.

Andy: How come Jmaes gets these women and I only have 14-
yr old girls and old men follwing me?

Noone says anything for a full minute

Andre: Ok then, John, let's get out of here. I have some
questions about your book.

Mac (starts to follow Andre): Really? Ask me anything you know I
know absolutely everything about tennis.....

Everyone sighs gratefully. Suddenly a crash form is heard from the direction ofthe showers. Everyone runs to look. It Selena Roberts New York Times Tennis reporter. She runs towrds the doors.

Selena (screams): I was right men's tennis is dead. It's dead, It's
dead!
Nico stops her as she runs past him.

Nico: Ola mami, Que pasa? calm down.

Nico puts his hands on her arms and begins rubbing gently then steers her toward a secluded corner of the lockerroom.

Nico: Why you want to kill men's tennis? Umm tell me.

S Robert gasps: I ... dont... I don't want to kill men's tennis.

Nico still rubbing her arms: Really! that's good. Soo.... what are
you going to write tomorrow?

S. Robert: Umm... Wiliams sisters to take over ATP???

Nico gently: Is that really what you want to write? How
about something positive about James?

S. Roberts: Ok

She leaves and Nico returns.

Nico: It's okay guys

Marat: That lady needs a good.....

Henman: Don't be sexist!!

Marat: Whatever

Goonergal
09-11-2002, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by luvbadboys

Andy: What's up?

James: All of the sudden there were like 100 women screaming
and running toward me. I can't handle that!

Marat: Pffff, amateur!

Tommy H.: That's okay James, I know how that can be. There's a
back way out of here let me show you.

Andy looks out the door and sees quite a few GIRLS-GONE-WILD type women.

Andy: How come Jmaes gets these women and I only have 14-
yr old girls and old men follwing me?

Noone says anything for a full minute



LMAO! :p

I think it's being neglected coz everyone has started school/college again and ther's no time :o