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Is Guillermo Canas the wicked witch of the West??????

Frooty_Bazooty
03-08-2004, 05:49 PM
http://www.atptennis.com/en/players/playerprofiles/images/C433_AS.jpg http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~villains/graphics/wwofwest.jpg http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/wickedwestwitch.jpeg

"I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!"

CooCooCachoo
03-08-2004, 05:57 PM
Yes! Oh my God..

- Follows the yellow brick road -

Deboogle!.
03-08-2004, 06:38 PM
hahahah!!!!

MisterQ
03-08-2004, 07:16 PM
:lol:

he's no Glinda of the North, that's for sure... ;)

Aphex
03-08-2004, 08:02 PM
Well, he is a wicked tennis player :p

Frooty_Bazooty
03-09-2004, 12:19 AM
I hope it rains at Indian Wells so we get to see him melting

"No, im melting, melting!!! What a world, what a world!!!

tennischick
03-09-2004, 03:24 AM
i certainly admire his wizardry with a tennis racket...;)

Carito_90
03-09-2004, 06:34 AM
I hope it rains at Indian Wells so we get to see him melting

"No, im melting, melting!!! What a world, what a world!!!

HAHAHAHAHA hillarious! LOL

Umm no, poor willy! he's so sweet, how you dare to that of him! lol

Pea
03-09-2004, 08:40 AM
I thought roddick was the only queen on tour?

¿esquímaux?
03-09-2004, 09:33 AM
I thought roddick was the only queen on tour?


feliciano lopez is a bit of a queen to :o

Daniel
03-10-2004, 08:01 AM
feliciano lopez is a bit of a queen to :o

Really? Is Feliciano gay? :eek:

J. Corwin
03-10-2004, 09:20 AM
LMAO!!!

Frooty_Bazooty
03-10-2004, 11:54 AM
Really? Is Feliciano gay? :eek:

If Feliciano is straight then I'm a purple beaver in a spacesuit with a masters degree in Pancake making and a crime fighting robot nun sidekick

CooCooCachoo
03-10-2004, 12:37 PM
Well, I actually believe you are. And can you make me some pancakes, please?

sigmagirl91
03-10-2004, 12:43 PM
If Feliciano is straight then I'm a purple beaver in a spacesuit with a masters degree in Pancake making and a crime fighting robot nun sidekick

:haha: :haha:

Frooty, you didn't disappoint...

sigmagirl91
03-10-2004, 12:45 PM
Well, I actually believe you are. And can you make me some pancakes, please?

Yes, pancakes with some turkey bacon. I am sooo hungry....
And by the way, Robocop, we need you to throw Martha Stewart's ass under the jail (not in it-under it, with no hope of seeing the light of day again for a good while. Thank you.).

Frooty_Bazooty
03-10-2004, 12:58 PM
Well, I actually believe you are. And can you make me some pancakes, please?

already done, ive mailed them in the post. you should get them soon

alfonsojose
03-10-2004, 08:58 PM
is Feliciano Lopez gay? Well, not everybody would pose in that way (imagine Guga, :lol:). But that's not enough.

MisterQ
03-10-2004, 09:01 PM
If Feliciano is straight then I'm a purple beaver in a spacesuit with a masters degree in Pancake making and a crime fighting robot nun sidekick

:haha: too funny!

Sjengster
03-10-2004, 09:59 PM
You know, in some of his comments in interviews during Acapulco, Verdasco observed that "Feliciano is my best friend" and always supports him. Ooh er...

Leo
03-11-2004, 01:40 AM
If Feliciano is straight then I'm a purple beaver in a spacesuit with a masters degree in Pancake making and a crime fighting robot nun sidekick

Methoughts he was recently dating a Spanish female player on the WTA?

Right, not the point. ;)

Leo
03-11-2004, 01:41 AM
Yes, pancakes with some turkey bacon. I am sooo hungry....
And by the way, Robocop, we need you to throw Martha Stewart's ass under the jail (not in it-under it, with no hope of seeing the light of day again for a good while. Thank you.).

Martha rocks my world. :D :sad:

Go Nutley, New Jersey! :banana:

Ma. Estefania
03-11-2004, 03:59 PM
Methoughts he was recently dating a Spanish female player on the WTA?

Her name is Ma. Antonia Sánchez-Lorenzo.

alfonsojose
03-11-2004, 04:03 PM
She's beautiful. She lost against Zuluaga two weks ago in Bogota. I saw the match on T.V. She hits the ball like Monica Seles :)

Ma. Estefania
03-11-2004, 04:13 PM
Yeah, that's her.

alfonsojose
03-11-2004, 04:20 PM
Anyway, that means nothing. He could be bisexual :confused:

Frooty_Bazooty
03-11-2004, 04:51 PM
one of my friends was married with 3 kids before he came out. also, my best friends mom had my best friend and her brother before she came out.

Feliciano is as gay as a Madonna fanclub and as camp as a row of tents

TennisLurker
03-11-2004, 04:58 PM
His girlfriend is quite hot.

Sanchez Lorenzo is a very good looking tennis player.

Frooty_Bazooty
03-28-2007, 01:33 AM
Its the 3 year anniversary of when I discovered that Canas was actually the Wicked Witch of the West.

http://thewizardofoz.warnerbros.com/movie/img/photos/photo5.jpghttp://www.clarin.com/diario/2006/02/28/thumb/t061dh01.jpg

new-york
03-28-2007, 01:39 AM
this morning a woman told me that God would die today.
i was like wtf.
she told me "context".

i guess i understand now.
:unsure:

scoobs
03-28-2007, 01:48 AM
The Wicked Witch of the West doesn't have an ass as nice as Canas's :)

Frooty_Bazooty
03-28-2007, 02:42 AM
Are you sure? I heard her ass is so hot that it starts bush fires!

more proof that the wicked witch is Can-ass!

Lucas Arg
03-28-2007, 06:44 AM
Feliciano dated Gisela too.

Kitty de Sade
05-07-2007, 09:55 PM
^^^ :yeah:

ShimSham
05-08-2007, 12:56 AM
Feliciano dated Gisela too.

Dulko? Really? Is there any player that Gisela hasn't dated?:D

scoobs
05-08-2007, 01:11 AM
Gisela is the ATP bicycle.

marti_228
05-08-2007, 01:19 AM
Dulko has dated Verdasco and Robredo but not Feliciano.

VolandriFan
05-08-2007, 09:37 AM
I haven't seen the wicked witch's ass, but I doubt it can be as good as Willy's :drool:

And he's such a nice person too :)