My Ass Kicks Ass!!!

Forget Andy Roddick!!! Forget J-Lo!!! Forget all those so-called bootylicious men and women!!! It's all about me, damn it!! ME!!!

Forget Andy Roddick!!! Forget J-Lo!!! Forget all those so-called bootylicious men and women!!! It's all about me, damn it!! ME!!!



Hummmm....if you say so :eek:

Forget Andy Roddick!!! Forget J-Lo!!! Forget all those so-called bootylicious men and women!!! It's all about me, damn it!! ME!!!

So are you going to post some proof, or are we expected to just believe this?

And no, I can't forget Andy. Every morning I wake up, I think of Andy. When I go to bed, I'm thinking of Andy. When I'm fast asleep and dreaming, I'm dreaming of Andy. Andy is my life, my world, my everything....

So are you going to post some proof, or are we expected to just believe this?

And no, I can't forget Andy. Every morning I wake up, I think of Andy. When I go to bed, I'm thinking of Andy. When I'm fast asleep and dreaming, I'm dreaming of Andy. Andy is my life, my world, my everything....

:lol: :lol: :lol: Man you better mail me!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

So are you going to post some proof, or are we expected to just believe this?

And no, I can't forget Andy. Every morning I wake up, I think of Andy. When I go to bed, I'm thinking of Andy. When I'm fast asleep and dreaming, I'm dreaming of Andy. Andy is my life, my world, my everything....

That's like ..so romantic. :sobbing: Almost made me puke. Almost! :p

Yeah I'm a romantic kinda guy ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: Man you better mail me!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Ahh yeah thanks for the email. ;) Why not just use the private message thing on here? I'm really lazy to write and respond to emails...

Yeah I'm a romantic kinda guy ;)

Yeah, i can tell that. I am totally the opposite. :o

And where is our Ass queen? She gone again? :scratch:

Strange that. She went very quiet after I demanded proof of her kick ass ass. I'm starting to doubt whether our Queen really is so very bootylicious ;) But we all love her anyway !

Just close your eyes and imagine J-Lo X 2. I realize that this is a family site, and I will not post any "butt" shots.

:rolls:

JLo x 2? :scratch: Kelly Clarkson's ass is what i'm picturing right now ...not bad, not bad i'd say.

Doesn't Kelly Clarkson have a fat, cellulite ridden ass. I think that's a mean picture to paint of our Queen? :mad: Shame on you Claudia!

When i read Tiff's post, i was looking at this pictures ...and since she said JLo x 2. :shrug: I don't know about the cellulite, but Kelly sure has a round big ass! :p

I love this girl though.

She has a great voice...but i'm not so sure about the ass :eek: and I am not so sure if that picture would make a JLo x 2 :shrug: i think that ass needs to move on an exercise machine or maybe something else :rolleyes:

She has a great voice...but i'm not so sure about the ass :eek: and I am not so sure if that picture would make a JLo x 2 :shrug: i think that ass needs to move on an exercise machine or maybe something else :rolleyes:

Yeah :lol: she seems to have a nice belly though, not fat at all. The legs and the ass are quite JLo-ish though. :tape:

It looks like mine :lol:

She is curvy, looks like a latina.

I think i should be in bed by now, but no. I'm looking at Kelly Clarkson's ass at 3 am in the morning. :rolls: Fever is a f*cked up thing. :cuckoo:

It looks like mine :lol:



Jime no way...you are tiny!!!!!

:wavey:

Kelly does not have a big ass!!! Sorry!!!

What are the dimensions of a big ass then :eek: ???

What are the dimensions of a big ass then :eek: ???

The dimensions are: 4'X4'. Good enough?

The dimensions are: 4'X4'. Good enough?


Its certainly big enough :eek: but a girl would still want to get through the door!!! No???

:wavey:

Its certainly big enough :eek: but a girl would still want to get through the door!!! No???

:wavey:

:rolls: