An idea for Roger to beat Nadal

Federer could wear high heals, which would help him to retrieve those high-bouncing balls from Nadal

He could borrow shoes from his mother, or from Mirka

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That's not bad, mate.

He would definitely win then, because Nadal would die of laughter...

I think once Federer gets in thermes with those high balls, he would beat Nadal even in high heels

It's actually not a bad idea, adding 2-3 inches to his height with lift boots, but he probably won't have the mobility he had before, so it works both ways.

A jetpack maybe?

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It's actually not a bad idea, adding 2-3 inches to his height with lift boots, but he probably won't have the mobility he had before, so it works both ways.
You don't need mobility to beat Nadal. You just need to be a tall ball-basher, like Berdych and JJ.

thats true, and get him on a fast court where he can not line up his shots, oh and Avoid him on clay.

He should also force feed Rafa bananas during changeovers.

Is that what they're calling it these days? :angel:
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What would Federer do about the Tio Toni situation? Get Mirka to give him a lap dance? :tape: :shrug:

Federer could wear high heals, which would help him to retrieve those high-bouncing balls from Nadal

He could borrow shoes from his mother, or from Mirka
He doesn't need high heels, he could play on his toes, wearing ballerina shoes. :angel:

Is that what they're calling it these days? :angel:

:haha::devil::haha:

Why don't he give Rafa some bad brownies so before the match Rafa would have to go to the bathroom, be late and Fed wins by default.

Out of curiosity, I did a Google image search for "Federer ballet" and came up with this image - it was the ONLY image, in fact:

http://www.tennisone.com/newsletter/template/photos/federer3.gif

(Source: http://www.tennisone.com/newsletter/template/10.22.04.newsletter.html )

Oh man, that sure is flawless technique... :worship:

It's time for Federer to make fashion history.

http://www.chucksconnection.com/collectorsitems/images/highheel01.jpg

:haha::haha::haha: I'm always amazed at how quickly you find these pictures Q. You must have some special search engine in locating them.

Pity, I was hoping for Roger in a tutu demonstrating his incredible pointe technique.

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Pity, I was hoping for Roger in a tutu demonstrating his incredible pointe technique. :sad:

Unfortunately that part of the Wimbledon Champions Ball is closed to the public. :sad:

Federer could wear high heals, which would help him to retrieve those high-bouncing balls from Nadal

He could borrow shoes from his mother, or from Mirka

He could just pay someone off to sprinkle a little high strength epoxy powder glue on Nadal's underwear before the match. Nadal would retire the second after he broke a sweat.

It's time for Federer to make fashion history.

http://www.chucksconnection.com/collectorsitems/images/highheel01.jpg

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^^Hash brownies

Is that what they're calling it these days? :angel:
:haha:

OMG, this thread is too much. bwahahahahaha.

Fed in high heels and a tutu. hahahahahahahahahaha

All I know is that Roger's loss to Nadal in Roland Garros is probably his last againt that player. Nadal doesn't have the game right now to reach finals and play the Man With The Golden Racket and if he did, Roger would kick his ass.

He should also force feed Rafa bananas during changeovers.

Oh, hottt!!! :hearts: