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An idea for Roger to beat Nadal

DDrago2
10-27-2006, 12:42 AM
Federer could wear high heals, which would help him to retrieve those high-bouncing balls from Nadal

He could borrow shoes from his mother, or from Mirka

GlennMirnyi
10-27-2006, 12:54 AM
:haha:
That's not bad, mate.

Metis
10-27-2006, 12:56 AM
He would definitely win then, because Nadal would die of laughter...

DDrago2
10-27-2006, 12:57 AM
I think once Federer gets in thermes with those high balls, he would beat Nadal even in high heels

Byrd
10-27-2006, 12:57 AM
It's actually not a bad idea, adding 2-3 inches to his height with lift boots, but he probably won't have the mobility he had before, so it works both ways.

GlennMirnyi
10-27-2006, 01:11 AM
A jetpack maybe?

Jimnik
10-27-2006, 02:00 AM
:spit:

It's actually not a bad idea, adding 2-3 inches to his height with lift boots, but he probably won't have the mobility he had before, so it works both ways.
You don't need mobility to beat Nadal. You just need to be a tall ball-basher, like Berdych and JJ.

guga2120
10-27-2006, 02:19 AM
thats true, and get him on a fast court where he can not line up his shots, oh and Avoid him on clay.

missbungle
10-27-2006, 02:43 AM
He should also force feed Rafa bananas during changeovers.

Metis
10-27-2006, 03:38 AM
Is that what they're calling it these days? :angel:
:haha:

Johnny Groove
10-27-2006, 03:38 AM
What would Federer do about the Tio Toni situation? Get Mirka to give him a lap dance? :tape: :shrug:

Metis
10-27-2006, 03:44 AM
Federer could wear high heals, which would help him to retrieve those high-bouncing balls from Nadal

He could borrow shoes from his mother, or from Mirka
He doesn't need high heels, he could play on his toes, wearing ballerina shoes. :angel:

robinhood
10-27-2006, 03:49 AM
Is that what they're calling it these days? :angel:

:haha::devil::haha:

Allure
10-27-2006, 03:54 AM
Why don't he give Rafa some bad brownies so before the match Rafa would have to go to the bathroom, be late and Fed wins by default.

KaxMisha
10-27-2006, 04:08 AM
Out of curiosity, I did a Google image search for "Federer ballet" and came up with this image - it was the ONLY image, in fact:

http://www.tennisone.com/newsletter/template/photos/federer3.gif

(Source: http://www.tennisone.com/newsletter/template/10.22.04.newsletter.html )

Oh man, that sure is flawless technique... :worship:

MisterQ
10-27-2006, 04:09 AM
It's time for Federer to make fashion history.

http://www.chucksconnection.com/collectorsitems/images/highheel01.jpg

artlinkletter
10-27-2006, 04:11 AM
:haha::haha::haha: I'm always amazed at how quickly you find these pictures Q. You must have some special search engine in locating them.

ufokart
10-27-2006, 05:24 AM
Pity, I was hoping for Roger in a tutu demonstrating his incredible pointe technique.

:haha:

MisterQ
10-27-2006, 09:56 PM
Pity, I was hoping for Roger in a tutu demonstrating his incredible pointe technique. :sad:

Unfortunately that part of the Wimbledon Champions Ball is closed to the public. :sad:

Ernham
10-27-2006, 10:02 PM
Federer could wear high heals, which would help him to retrieve those high-bouncing balls from Nadal

He could borrow shoes from his mother, or from Mirka

He could just pay someone off to sprinkle a little high strength epoxy powder glue on Nadal's underwear before the match. Nadal would retire the second after he broke a sweat.

Naranoc
10-27-2006, 10:06 PM
It's time for Federer to make fashion history.

http://www.chucksconnection.com/collectorsitems/images/highheel01.jpg

:haha: :haha:

FluffyYellowBall
10-28-2006, 11:38 AM
^^Hash brownies

Peoples
10-28-2006, 11:45 AM
Is that what they're calling it these days? :angel:
:haha:

cmurray
10-28-2006, 01:24 PM
OMG, this thread is too much. bwahahahahaha.

Fed in high heels and a tutu. hahahahahahahahahaha

pete25
10-28-2006, 03:41 PM
All I know is that Roger's loss to Nadal in Roland Garros is probably his last againt that player. Nadal doesn't have the game right now to reach finals and play the Man With The Golden Racket and if he did, Roger would kick his ass.

LoveFifteen
10-28-2006, 04:32 PM
He should also force feed Rafa bananas during changeovers.

Oh, hottt!!! :hearts: