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BRAtilio
02-08-2004, 05:43 PM
Oliver Rochus

Tennis Fool
02-08-2004, 05:50 PM
Another body part thread (but from a senior poster) :lol:

Vass
02-08-2004, 05:54 PM
Tell me when all these threads are a thing of the past, maybe then I'll return. But for now I'll hang out at the WTA board.

Action Jackson
02-08-2004, 05:57 PM
Just avoid the body part threads, it's not that difficult Vass. Though they are tedious for sure, plenty of other threads to post on.

Scotso
02-08-2004, 06:12 PM
Nadal :hearts:

Chloe le Bopper
02-08-2004, 06:47 PM
Scott, the question was "best" not "biggest" ;)

Chloe le Bopper
02-08-2004, 06:47 PM
And listen to George, Vass. because really, I have no intentions of calling on you when these threads go away, I'll be too busy celebrating ;)

Denise
02-08-2004, 08:27 PM
MARAT for sure!!!!!!!!! :P doesn't matters if he was sayin in the category of "BEST" or "BIGGEST" hahahaha

Suka
02-08-2004, 08:46 PM
:) :worship: Of course is Marat!!!!!! His butt is too HOT!!!!!

Santorofan
02-08-2004, 10:24 PM
Ditto Vass - these threads are getting a bit old...

MisterQ
02-08-2004, 10:38 PM
Couldn't we make a forum for all these threads and move them there? A Body Part Discussion Group? They have a right to exist, but it's not ideal that they clog up GM, imho.

Santorofan
02-08-2004, 10:44 PM
Good point.

Chloe le Bopper
02-08-2004, 10:49 PM
Couldn't we make a forum for all these threads and move them there? A Body Part Discussion Group? They have a right to exist, but it's not ideal that they clog up GM, imho.
It's been suggested before, and ignored. Much like everything else on this board.

rogicomel
02-09-2004, 07:26 AM
Nadal

Ada Monroe
02-09-2004, 11:44 AM
Hello? Rainer Schuettler! Don't make me bring out the photos. ;)

He's not only got the best butt but best legs too. :angel:

alfonsojose
02-09-2004, 03:12 PM
Hello? Rainer Schuettler! Don't make me bring out the photos. ;)

He's not only got the best butt but best legs too. :angel:

And most beautiful eyes and smile :hearts:

Chloe le Bopper
02-09-2004, 07:09 PM
Don't look now, but Roddick is actually winning a poll! Write this day down, folks.

(the marat fans obviously just havent' noticed this thread yet)

Havok
02-09-2004, 07:41 PM
:lol: for sure Rebecca. give it another 3-4 hours, and the safinsluts will emerge

MisterQ
02-09-2004, 08:34 PM
:haha: The Safinsluts haven't arrived yet.

Neither have the Agassluts! :lol:

maratski
02-09-2004, 08:41 PM
A message to the duckwhores:

Check the archives for a similar thread and you'lll find the votes ;)

Havok
02-09-2004, 09:12 PM
we're the duckwhores now:banana:

maratski
02-09-2004, 09:23 PM
YES! I'm glad you like the name

Havok
02-09-2004, 09:32 PM
thanks :hug:
although can males be whores:confused:

maratski
02-09-2004, 09:36 PM
they can ;)

duckwhores and duckboywhores....

Havok
02-09-2004, 09:45 PM
ah i see now;)

Scotso
02-09-2004, 10:44 PM
http://a2.cpimg.com/image/20/74/25724192-5924-01050125-.jpg

Havok
02-10-2004, 12:34 AM
OMFG:haha: after seeing Dr.Scotso's picture, i was like "WTF what kind of a picture is that, and why is it in here" totally forgot what this thread was about, the funny names got a hold of me

Scotso
02-10-2004, 12:38 AM
Bet you popped an instant woody though!

Havok
02-10-2004, 01:31 AM
um, if Rafael Nadal mysteriously is Dokic in drag, then maybe. im not gay:wavey:

katrientje
02-10-2004, 09:51 AM
Marat is the hottest guy on tour hands down, but he doesn't have much of a butt going on, does he?? a bit too skinny
Andy beats him in the butt departement imo :drool: nice and round :)
http://henricoandthemonkeys.blig.ig.com.br/imagens/roddick.jpg

joske
02-10-2004, 10:00 AM
ooh Andy :drool: hehe..
Merci voor dieje lakkere foto katrientje ;)

jrm
02-10-2004, 10:10 AM
As usual these body parts threads only include top players in the polls and exclude the one who really deserve it!

sigmagirl91
02-10-2004, 11:46 AM
And who, jrm, do you think deserve this title?

Chloe le Bopper
02-10-2004, 10:06 PM
Yes, do tell. Feel free to provide us with some juicy evidence too.

Because like, I love these threads so much, and there really should be more of them.

No, really. I mean it. Really.

Chloe le Bopper
02-10-2004, 10:07 PM
btw, I'm not sure that we should be calling Olivier Rochus a "top player", but whatever ;)

joske
02-10-2004, 10:22 PM
hehe true

faboozadoo15
02-11-2004, 12:31 AM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11209&stc=1

there... now i can say i've participated in one of these ;)

sigmagirl91
02-11-2004, 12:42 AM
Roger ain't got no ass....

andylover_16
02-11-2004, 02:35 AM
they all have wonderful butts:angel:

I like Lleytons though and Andys..both well proportioned i guess you can say...

*i cant believe im talking about which tennis players has the most well proportioned butt:p*

alfonsojose
02-11-2004, 01:15 PM
We should start a new trhead. The worst ones.

1. Federer
2. Henman
3. Chela

andylover_16
02-11-2004, 01:26 PM
We should start a new trhead. The worst ones.

1. Federer
2. Henman
3. Chela

whats wrong with henmans butt?
http://www.timhenman.org/news/fullstory.sps?iNewsID=49630&itype=5883&iCategoryID=



I think timmy is nice looking and a good size as well:hearts:

alfonsojose
02-11-2004, 04:10 PM
Well. I think he's nice and a gentleman, but that pic is not that .. promising

:)

andylover_16
02-11-2004, 07:16 PM
Well. I think he's nice and a gentleman, but that pic is not that .. promising

:)


http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/sports_photos/Tennis/tim_henman_BrianBahr.jpg


now what is so wrong with that:inlove:..

Scotso
02-11-2004, 07:43 PM
There's nothing wrong with it. There's not enough there to be wrong.

andylover_16
02-12-2004, 01:14 AM
There's nothing wrong with it. There's not enough there to be wrong.


:lol:..Well, i think Henman has a nice butt and he is very attractive..not to mention he Is british:inlove:

Chloe le Bopper
02-12-2004, 05:40 AM
All politicians are liars. Just so you know.

faboozadoo15
02-12-2004, 06:20 AM
All politicians are liars. Just so you know.
:haha:

and i'm saddened by ppl taking hatred to roger bc of my pic...lol
i'll leave here being a one time participant. i don't have an eye for these things, so to speak.

andylover_16
02-12-2004, 01:03 PM
All politicians are liars. Just so you know.


hmm...well everyone lies one time or another so i guess that would be partly true...but not all politicians lie about what they are going to do with the country...though the bush adminastration has done just that:eek:

joske
02-12-2004, 04:07 PM
no politics !!! that's SO trivial !!!

NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT BUTTS SOME MORE :drool: ;)

MisterQ
02-12-2004, 04:25 PM
no politics !!! that's SO trivial !!!

NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT BUTTS SOME MORE :drool: ;)

I agree, joske.

So, what do you think about George W. Bush's butt? :lol:

joske
02-12-2004, 05:34 PM
:lol: God I don't even wanna imagine what it could or should look like...... *physically sick*

alfonsojose
02-13-2004, 03:18 PM
..

sigmagirl91
02-13-2004, 03:19 PM
How did we go from talking about butts to talking about politics. I thought these two concepts were diametrically opposed. Who got us started on politics? Should that be a non-tennis thread?

alfonsojose
02-13-2004, 03:20 PM
the always underrated one .. :worship:

sigmagirl91
02-13-2004, 03:24 PM
He'll pass, but the dreaded panty line has got to go...

sigmagirl91
02-13-2004, 03:43 PM
If Rainer's got it like that, then he needs BOXER BRIEFS.....

Dynasty
02-22-2004, 11:55 PM
Love to see Agassi bend over to return serve. Schuettler also, he has the best legs.

alfonsojose
03-18-2004, 07:26 PM
hot newcomer butt of the week .. Labadze :angel:

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 12:27 AM
Oh, how I hate myself for posting here again. But whatever.

http://www.robredo.safinslides.com/fanphoto/queenie/queeniesyd8.jpg

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 12:28 AM
lol @ the phrase "hot newcomer butt". Maybe the ATP should start posting one of those per week on their site, right next to "one to watch"

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 12:40 AM
Well, Becca, they can keep the title "one to watch", but just show the backside....

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 01:10 AM
Very true, Sigma. That is exactly what they should do.

This will be my last Robredo ass photo of the day. I've decided that I have a problem and need to stop posting in these threads ;)

It's a shame the shorts aren't white, but whatever. He has a big ass.

http://www.robredo.safinslides.com/fanphoto/marie/cin0202.jpg

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 01:14 AM
Hey, no prob.
But, it's fun anyway, to see the troll posts of the Safin sluts, who insists that every feature on Marat's body is the best thing since sliced bread, bubble gum, and a Wonderbra....
At least they didn't try to vote him best lips; even they admit that Marat's lips aren't anything to get excited about.....

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 01:22 AM
Frankly, I dont' think that Marat's butt is anything to get excited about.

But I like my asses big, so what do I know!

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 01:35 AM
Frankly, I dont' think that Marat's butt is anything to get excited about.

But I like my asses big, so what do I know!

I do too, Becca, I do too.
:worship: :worship:

I need something to grab onto. Pancake ass just doesn't do it for me.... :o

Dynasty
03-19-2004, 05:24 AM
Very true, Sigma. That is exactly what they should do.

This will be my last Robredo ass photo of the day. I've decided that I have a problem and need to stop posting in these threads ;)

It's a shame the shorts aren't white, but whatever. He has a big ass.

http://www.robredo.safinslides.com/fanphoto/marie/cin0202.jpg

WOW!! That booty is NICE!!

Dynasty
03-19-2004, 05:25 AM
Frankly, I dont' think that Marat's butt is anything to get excited about.

But I like my asses big, so what do I know!

You are right. I would much rather see Marat from the front than the back.

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 12:03 PM
Tommy Ro has a nice ass....

alfonsojose
03-19-2004, 01:31 PM
Marat has a little butt. Anyway, if i have Marat and Nadal, I choose Marat. That's too much. He looks like JLo little brother. :lol:

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 01:46 PM
That's the point, alf. Marat has a "little butt". Personally, I don't want a "little butt". I want something to grab, so Twinkie butt will not do for me...

Corey Feldman
03-19-2004, 01:46 PM
im Male and straight

but i like nalbandians butt :D

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 01:53 PM
Escude, check your PM.

Corey Feldman
03-19-2004, 01:57 PM
ok

alfonsojose
03-19-2004, 01:58 PM
I get it, sigma. But don't U think Nadal has too much?

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 01:59 PM
Haven't had a chance to view Nadal's ass-ets....

alfonsojose
03-19-2004, 02:03 PM
im Male and straight

but i like nalbandians butt :D

:eek: A straight male talking about men's beauty? Cool. That's really surprising. :worship:

Corey Feldman
03-19-2004, 02:09 PM
and zabaleta's smile does something for me as well, and moya's arms .....

:)

BelgianGirl
03-19-2004, 04:46 PM
I voted Olivier :angel:

¿esquímaux?
03-19-2004, 06:16 PM
I voted Olivier :angel:

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Hanley's looks decent (on the left) ;)

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 08:48 PM
Haven't had a chance to view Nadal's ass-ets....
He has the biggest ass that I've ever seen. Well, aside from the asses on people who are extremely obese, but that isn't what we're talking about here.

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 08:50 PM
OK, then I may have to peak on the Rafael Nadal thread, and see what I find there....

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 08:51 PM
Oh, give me a moment. I'll find you a good example. I'd like to point out beforehand that he does nothing for me, but this IS the ass thread, so hang on

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 08:54 PM
Oh, I found something on the Nadal pic thread. He has an ass like a woman's. What a turnoff....

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 08:57 PM
Ripped from vamosrafael.com, just for sigma

http://a2.cpimg.com/image/70/B1/31027312-80ac-02000180-.jpg
http://a4.cpimg.com/image/04/7C/29605124-2cf1-0190012C-.jpg
http://a2.cpimg.com/image/F8/7B/29605112-c0c5-02520167-.jpg

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 08:58 PM
Oh, I found something on the Nadal pic thread. He has an ass like a woman's. What a turnoff....
Too bad I didn't see this before bothering to find those. Oh well... three minutes of my life that I will never get back!

And yeah, as I said, he does nothing for me.

I'm not sure he has a womans ass, just a HUGE ass.

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 09:01 PM
OK, becs, now HOW did you get the pics from vamosrafael. com to here?
And, I agree-that's a total turnoff. For a guy, who would want to put their hands (if you can get your pinky finger around his ass) on his ass? It might be all squishy and stuff. Ughhhh....

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 09:03 PM
OK, becs, now HOW did you get the pics from vamosrafael. com to here?
And, I agree-that's a total turnoff. For a guy, who would want to put their hands (if you can get your pinky finger around his ass) on his ass? It might be all squishy and stuff. Ughhhh....
Well, having seen him in person, Sigma, I'm fairly certain that there isn't anything "squishy" about him. Ugh. That sounds so dirty. Moving on...

I got them here by using IMG tags.

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 09:05 PM
IMG tags? Are they in your personal profile or something?

Sjengster
03-19-2004, 09:13 PM
Kafelnikov always had a notoriously large butt.

sigmagirl91
03-19-2004, 09:14 PM
Kafelnikov has a large everything now....

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 09:16 PM
Oh, Kafel has a huge butt. How could I forget? Where is my Kafelnibutt photo when you need it? I'll dig that one up later.

IMG tags. What you do is find the url of the picture that you want to post (right click a photo on a page, go to properties, and copy and paste the url. It has to end in .jpg or the like) and place the url in between two tags: ["img"] and ["/img]

Just take out the quotation marks

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 09:19 PM
I present you with: Kafelnibutt

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=204693&postcount=114

Sjengster
03-19-2004, 09:40 PM
Hmm... now you see, it wasn't that type of butt I was referring to.

Chloe le Bopper
03-19-2004, 09:47 PM
Type of butt? Do tell ;)

Ads
03-19-2004, 10:10 PM
tommy :hearts:
http://www.tennisphotolibrary.com/images/watermark/10000023/tpl/aussie_open_2001/montreal/haas/haas-9mo.jpg

Kiara
03-19-2004, 11:52 PM
Oh, I found something on the Nadal pic thread. He has an ass like a woman's. What a turnoff....

yes, he's the J-lo of mens tennis :o although i dont think there's anything particularly feminine about his ass, it is as Becca noted - simply enromous lol!

Sjengster
03-20-2004, 02:06 AM
Type of butt? Do tell ;)

A rather poor pun on my part, it refers to the fact that Kafelnikov always had a very large butt at the end of his racket which made his forehand rather difficult to hit without it being a very whippy shot (hence that was usually his weaker wing). Yes, I can see that he is well-endowed in the more conventional sense of the word too. Toronto 2002, was that picture?

prifriends
03-20-2004, 02:31 AM
definetly Olivier Rochus
:worship:

sigmagirl91
03-20-2004, 02:48 AM
By special request....

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=12240&stc=1

¿esquímaux?
03-20-2004, 05:35 AM
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif Who is THAT!

Smankyou
03-20-2004, 05:40 AM
^^^ Plenty o' junk in that trunk.

Ads
03-20-2004, 07:47 AM
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif Who is THAT!

tommy haas :hearts:

¿esquímaux?
03-20-2004, 04:34 PM
tommy haas :hearts:

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif Oh la laaa http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Chloe le Bopper
03-22-2004, 10:58 PM
Today's picture of Tommy Robredo's ass comes courtesy of vamosrafael.com

http://a9.cpimg.com/image/4B/AF/31217739-7984-02000180-.jpg

Kiara
03-22-2004, 11:00 PM
lol Becca, I like these little updates you do on Robredo's ass :D

Chloe le Bopper
03-22-2004, 11:14 PM
So do I :D

Ma. Estefania
03-22-2004, 11:16 PM
Hmm.....nice. ;)

Chloe le Bopper
03-22-2004, 11:20 PM
The last one for today, also from vamosrafael.com

Just ignore JLo-ass beside him ;)

http://a9.cpimg.com/image/49/C0/31218249-b027-02000180-.jpg

Not as good as the first :sad: but it will have to do.

Ma. Estefania
03-22-2004, 11:24 PM
LOL.....I'll try. :)

Kiara
03-22-2004, 11:25 PM
are those from Indian Wells? the people over at Vamosrafael have coined them "Nabredo" lol it's just one big ass fest ;)

Chloe le Bopper
03-22-2004, 11:26 PM
are those from Indian Wells? the people over at Vamosrafael have coined them "Nabredo" lol it's just one big ass fest ;)
Yes, those are from Susan's adventure!

On WX I suggested that we call them "Team Big Ass" and this lead to calling them "Team Fat Ass"

Kiara
03-22-2004, 11:35 PM
Yes, those are from Susan's adventure!

On WX I suggested that we call them "Team Big Ass" and this lead to calling them "Team Fat Ass"

Oh, I wasnt aware that they they played a night match.

Robredo's ass is neither fat nor big - it should just be "Team Ass " it's better than Nabredo.

Chloe le Bopper
03-22-2004, 11:50 PM
Robredo has a big ass. I've given examples in this thread already ;)

Ma. Estefania
03-22-2004, 11:53 PM
Yeah, Tommy has a big one; but honestly Nadal doesn't compensate (is that a word?) it......

Chloe le Bopper
03-22-2004, 11:55 PM
Yeah, Tommy has a big one; but honestly Nadal doesn't compensate (is that a word?) it......
Compare? :confused:

Nadal manages to make Robredo's ass look to be about normal size.

Kiara
03-22-2004, 11:56 PM
If Tommy's ass is big then what is Nadal's? :eek:

denim
03-22-2004, 11:58 PM
eeeewww @ mens bums i came into wrong thread ...>>>creeps out (100 % straight male) LOL

Kiara
03-22-2004, 11:58 PM
Compare? :confused:

Nadal manages to make Robredo's ass look to be about normal size.

heh, ok that explains why it doesnt look that big to me :D Nadal's ass will put J-lo's to shame :rolleyes:

Ma. Estefania
03-22-2004, 11:59 PM
What I meant was that I don't think Rafa has a too big ass as Tommy's one.....at least guiding myself by the pics.

Chloe le Bopper
03-23-2004, 12:00 AM
If Tommy's ass is big then what is Nadal's? :eek:
Nadal's ass is simply gigantic. It's imcredible that it doesn't throw him off balance

Kiara
03-23-2004, 12:03 AM
Nadal's ass is simply gigantic. It's imcredible that it doesn't throw him off balance

what, that he doesnt fall backwards?If he does The Ass will cushion his fall.

Billabong
03-23-2004, 12:04 AM
Nadal's ass is simply gigantic. It's imcredible that it doesn't throw him off balance

LOL;)! :lol:!!!

Chloe le Bopper
03-23-2004, 12:06 AM
what, that he doesnt fall backwards?If he does The Ass will cushion his fall.
Hee.

Hey, denim... of course this thread is about mens asses! What on earth did you think it was going to be about? ;)

hythger
03-23-2004, 12:32 AM
safin :drool:

sigmagirl91
03-23-2004, 01:30 AM
Safin has the no-ass look. It's amazing that, when these body part threads come up, the first name that pops up is Safin. He HAS no ass, people....next to Nadal, it's pancake land...

Chloe le Bopper
03-23-2004, 02:17 AM
LOL;)! :lol:!!!
:kiss:

Scotso
03-23-2004, 04:04 AM
Why are we talking about big butts like they're a bad thing? :drool:

Scotso
03-23-2004, 04:05 AM
more cushion for the pushin'

Chloe le Bopper
03-23-2004, 04:25 AM
Why are we talking about big butts like they're a bad thing? :drool:
We're not! It depends on the butt. Generally, I'm a fan of big butts. Hence my frequent updates on Robredo's bum :cool:

Dynasty
03-23-2004, 08:55 AM
Nadal has, what I call, a shitter. Ass so big it looks like it weighs him down. Like it's going to fall off.

Dynasty
03-23-2004, 08:58 AM
Keep the Robredo booty pics comin Queen Rebecca!! :bounce:

safinaferrero
03-23-2004, 11:34 AM
marat of course

Ma. Estefania
03-23-2004, 05:24 PM
Keep the Robredo booty pics comin Queen Rebecca!! :bounce:

I second this. :D

sigmagirl91
03-24-2004, 02:34 AM
marat of course

Of course NOT!!!!! He ain't got no ass....

sigmagirl91
03-24-2004, 02:35 AM
Best Butt is not on here, people. He's retired, and he could put all these contenders to shame. That, people, would be Stefan Edberg. He had a niiiiice ass....

joske
03-24-2004, 02:05 PM
Rebecca... those pics... :drool:

Aurora
03-24-2004, 04:26 PM
We also need more Rochus pics, we need more pics in general: Roddick is still leading, there are worse asses (Marats) but still...

CanadianBoy18
03-24-2004, 04:43 PM
Magnus Norman.
I'll try to find a pic.
It's him on the practice courts at French Open some years ago.

sigmagirl91
03-24-2004, 04:45 PM
We also need more Rochus pics, we need more pics in general: Roddick is still leading, there are worse asses (Marats) but still...


I don't know WHAT you people are looking at. Roddick has no ass either....

toadstool
03-24-2004, 04:54 PM
_____________

sigmagirl91
03-24-2004, 06:23 PM
Ummmm.....no. Still not enough ass.....
If his ass does that bending over only, then he HAS no ass....

Chloe le Bopper
03-24-2004, 06:56 PM
Roddick has a bit of a butt, but I prefer Robredo or Rochus :cool:

sigmagirl91
03-24-2004, 08:12 PM
"Bit" being the operative word here....

CanadianBoy18
03-25-2004, 06:12 AM
Although I do not like Andy, he does have the sexiest butt on tour.
all the other guys robredo and rochus, etc.. ew.
butT it is in the eye of the beholder...

alfonsojose
04-10-2004, 02:28 AM
Last year he was the most improved player :bounce: ...
He has been struggling with his game this year :sad: ...
But there's something that remains the best :angel:
ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS ?

:worship: :worship: :worship:

Carito_90
04-10-2004, 02:55 AM
Oh come on! Of course andy's got the best butt EVER!

I mean.. check THIS out!

Chloe le Bopper
04-10-2004, 04:50 AM
Rainer, yes.

Roddick, no.

Carito_90
04-10-2004, 04:56 AM
u gotta be kiddin! andy's got the most perfect butt!

Shuttler's just... way to big lol

alfonsojose
04-10-2004, 04:30 PM
Yep. This poll lacks "others" option. Go Rainer !!

Lee
04-10-2004, 04:37 PM
Yep. This poll lacks "others" option. Go Rainer !!

That's why I refuse to vote. Go Rainer!

Chloe le Bopper
04-10-2004, 05:39 PM
This is a pretty bad butt poll. I didn't vote either. At least it has Rochus, but the exclusion of Robredo and Schuettler is simply beyon comprehension.

sigmagirl91
04-10-2004, 07:44 PM
This thread is entirely subjective, so that's why you see some of the choices you see, and not others.

Chloe le Bopper
04-10-2004, 08:25 PM
There is nothing subjective about backsides!

Denise
04-10-2004, 08:57 PM
Oh Gosh Marat won (as always lol) That's incrediable!! He's so gorgeous! Hot! Sexy! :lick::hearts: I'd love to bite da big butt lol... Gosh! I'm crazy:crazy: but i'm not depraved, at all :angel:

CONGRATS MARATSKI!!

Denise
04-10-2004, 09:01 PM
ops.... It had some misundestood here, lol.. Roddick won! But perhaps because not less of members voted, don't u think??? dammit! :o

Denise
04-10-2004, 09:06 PM
u gotta be kiddin! andy's got the most perfect butt!



Buu buuu!!! :(
That's unfair, because he is the only player who doesn't wear pants.... :eek: LOL!! so, girls, ladies, it's not that big... LOL

Denise
04-10-2004, 09:09 PM
ops.... It had some misundestood here, lol.. Roddick won! But perhaps because not less of members voted, don't u think??? dammit! :o

Ops, I wanted to say that less of members voted in this poll. :rolleyes:

helena
04-10-2004, 11:09 PM
keep cool denise...*rolling eyes*

Denise
04-11-2004, 12:19 AM
what do u meant?????

btw, are u helena from France??? :rolleyes:

AtPGiRL
04-11-2004, 02:33 AM
as much as I love Marat.. Tommy Haas has the best butt on the tour.. followed closely by Tommy Robredo. :p

Tommy Haas Photo (http://safinator.com/playerphotos/2931120-R1-014-5A_editedccs.jpg)

Tommy Robredo Photo (http://safinator.com/playerphotos/0744176-R1-040-18Aa_editedccs.jpg)

Denise
04-11-2004, 03:14 AM
as much as I love Marat.. Tommy Haas has the best butt on the tour.. followed closely by Tommy Robredo. :p

Tommy Haas Photo (http://safinator.com/playerphotos/2931120-R1-014-5A_editedccs.jpg)

Tommy Robredo Photo (http://safinator.com/playerphotos/0744176-R1-040-18Aa_editedccs.jpg)

Hey, atpgirl, I've to say you're right about Tommy's butt! :eek: Gosh! What a cuttie butt! This is amazing Tom. But Robredo is very far of Tommy's LOL. I cannot say he's buttless, but it's not big, for me it's normal LOL! :lol:

Grazie! thanks for da pics!:yeah:

AtPGiRL
04-11-2004, 04:05 AM
Robredo's butt is totally cute. I just didn't take a good picture of it.. I have a new mission now.. :lol:

Carito_90
04-11-2004, 04:11 AM
but big butts are awful! i like em not too big, not too small
like andys lol

Denise
04-11-2004, 06:52 AM
Robredo's butt is totally cute. I just didn't take a good picture of it.. I have a new mission now.. :lol:

ohhh.. Did u take that pic??? Don't be sad... it's a great pic IMO :lol: I didn't say he's buttless lol... Robredo is just normal, I mean, He has a normal butt lol, I can't say beautiful but NORMAL! :haha: Gosh, I'm so bad, oki... Take other pic girl ;) But first ask him to use a thinny/pressed short to make ur job easier :lol: u could also say: "Please, take off ur short for I see ur.... ops" "Hey, at least I'm not sayin' to you for take off ur pants!" :eek:
:haha:

Denise
04-11-2004, 07:00 AM
but big butts are awful! i like em not too big, not too small
like andys lol

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I've a cousin who has a big butt! LOL! I know it's pretty diferent and I must say unusual for a man... but don't u think its better a man with big butt than buttless??? Almost of man have normal butts or are buttless! So... :rolleyes: Besides, IMO Andy has normal butt.... I can't say it's sexy like Tommy's and Marat's. Okay, everyone have diferent taste, so we could spend the rest of the year fightin' between Andy and Marat Lol! :lol:

Denise
04-11-2004, 07:04 AM
THE BUTTS FIGHT! I forgot to say :P

:haha:

alfonsojose
04-11-2004, 07:30 AM
Well, i dont' want to imagine the weapons on this war :tape: Be careful or George W. Bush :retard: will attack us for having chemical weapons for massive destruction. :haha: :haha:

Rainer ... fight, figth, but don't shoot me ;)

heya
04-11-2004, 07:51 AM
Be glad that there're no Serena-size butts in the ATP!

Denise
04-11-2004, 08:23 AM
Well, i dont' want to imagine the weapons on this war :tape: Be careful or George W. Bush :retard: will attack us for having chemical weapons for massive destruction. :haha: :haha:

Rainer ... fight, figth, but don't shoot me ;)

I'm already careful of George W. Bruxa:retard:(witch lol) well, it's very possible he wanna use us as test for his destructions...but we can attack him first (Gosh, i'm so inocent! :haha: He's the first to declare war but he's the last to appear in the war, lol.)

Rainer?? ERGH! BU BU! ;)

Denise
04-11-2004, 08:31 AM
Be glad that there're no Serena-size butts in the ATP!

Hey, Heya, We've to be very happy coz of it. Let me tell you why. Serena butt is so big that when she waks in the street (or whatever) when it's moning, she passes over the sun and her butt make the eclipse! :haha::haha:haha:haha: ow! uffa! We're free of those butts! :eek:

Ps. Don't shoot me as well! Please ;) Fight fight FIGHT! I fight for HAas' and Safins' butt... and you??? :lol:

alfonsojose
04-11-2004, 08:43 AM
Be glad that there're no Serena-size butts in the ATP!

WRONG ..

when Nadal sits, he has to hold the chair to avoid bouncing .. :lol:


best and biggest is diferent. Nadal is biggest, Rainer is best.
This year at US Open Nadal is going to have a hard time at the airport. That butt is a threat to Nacional Security :tape:

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

heya
04-11-2004, 09:36 AM
If the guy has nice long legs and tight, muscular rear end, that's alright!!!
:inlove: mmm, stamped with approval :kiss:--:devil: Andy :angel:

not round enough: marat, get some defined muscles!

too mature and small *looks through magnifying glass: rainer, agassi (moves around like a pigeon) :bolt:

fresh meat, but not well proportioned :Nadal

AtPGiRL
04-11-2004, 02:12 PM
ohhh.. Did u take that pic??? Don't be sad... it's a great pic IMO :lol: I didn't say he's buttless lol... Robredo is just normal, I mean, He has a normal butt lol, I can't say beautiful but NORMAL! :haha: Gosh, I'm so bad, oki... Take other pic girl ;) But first ask him to use a thinny/pressed short to make ur job easier :lol: u could also say: "Please, take off ur short for I see ur.... ops" "Hey, at least I'm not sayin' to you for take off ur pants!" :eek:
:haha:


lol. Yes I took the pics at IW and Miami. I knew I had a photo of his butt somewhere.. I just didn't post it on my website because it didn't turn out too well.. but here are 2 of them. :lol:

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/148/148210/folders/101631/992929tommybutt.jpg

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/148/148210/folders/101631/992931tommyrafi.jpg

maratski
04-12-2004, 09:22 AM
Christine :bowdown:

Those are great pics :lick:

Lee
04-12-2004, 05:44 PM
It seems great butt is in Germans gene ;)

Kiefer, Waske and Haas, Schuettler from DC tie vs Israel

alfonsojose
04-12-2004, 08:07 PM
It's oficial. Germany is 2004 Davis Butt Champion :lol:

Lee
04-12-2004, 08:10 PM
It's oficial. Germany is 2004 Davis Butt Champion :lol:

Spain will challenge the title though. :lol:

alfonsojose
04-12-2004, 08:22 PM
I guess you're talking about Robredo and Moya :worship: . Nadal was dismissed from 2004 Davis Butt. That "thing" is a whole team and it wouldn't be fair :tape:

Chloe le Bopper
04-12-2004, 09:41 PM
You know, in real life, when he isn't having photos of him taken while leaning over or uh, flexing... Nadal's butt really don't look abnormally big. That's really all I have to say about that :D

Chloe le Bopper
04-12-2004, 09:46 PM
Who will be the Davis Butt Champion in 2004 could be a thread in itself.

alfonsojose
04-12-2004, 10:02 PM
You know, in real life, when he isn't having photos of him taken while leaning over or uh, flexing... Nadal's butt really don't look abnormally big. That's really all I have to say about that :D

I saw a picture of him a Robredo and yes, it doesn't look that big as Serena's :lol: , but it's still too much for me ;)

Anyway, when i look at Nadal's face i still see a boy. Something about him avoids my mind go further. He and Gasquet aren't finished products. Have you ever seen Gasquet's legs? they're great but his torso is a teenager's one. 2 years later i'll be posting pictures of them, but Rainer is my king right now :)

helena
04-12-2004, 10:59 PM
what do u meant?????

btw, are u helena from France??? :rolleyes:

i meant keep cool lol

yes i m helenafromfrance

Chloe le Bopper
04-12-2004, 11:30 PM
I saw a picture of him a Robredo and yes, it doesn't look that big as Serena's :lol: , but it's still too much for me ;)

Anyway, when i look at Nadal's face i still see a boy. Something about him avoids my mind go further. He and Gasquet aren't finished products. Have you ever seen Gasquet's legs? they're great but his torso is a teenager's one. 2 years later i'll be posting pictures of them, but Rainer is my king right now :)
Neither does anything for me either! Gasquet has a cute face, and Nadal is well built, but that is about it :o

alfonsojose
04-13-2004, 01:46 PM
Atention, people. Lee has shown the evidence and i have no objections. Germany is 2004 Davis Butt Champion.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=483861&postcount=179

There's a huge challenge from Spain but i haven't seen Roddick's, Clement's (even Federer 's:eek: ) butts pics form this weekend. Are you :scared: of Germany's power? :lol: Come in to support your fav. player. This is a exhibition match where there are only winners (more butts, better :devil: )

And don't hesitate to start posting butt champions form Estoril, Houston (no Jim Mc.. pics) and Valencia. Let's make this thread a sticky one ;)

credits for Lee for that post and Rebecca who sugested that it could be a thread. (I think that one week ago it would have been great but things are cooling down and we'll have to wait until September ;) )

Lee
04-13-2004, 05:04 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

alfonsojose54, you need to start collecting pic of new Germans like Mayer and Kohlschreiber. See if they can hold onto the Butt title. :lol: :lol:

alfonsojose
04-13-2004, 05:18 PM
Thanks, Lee. It's good to know the new generation will not dissapoint their country ;)

Olivier Rochus is playing at Estoril. He has shown tons of power in the past. Will he win at Estoril?

MisterQ
04-13-2004, 05:29 PM
The Best Tennis in Butte (http://www.butte.cc.ca.us/instruction/pe/athletics/tennis/bctnews.htm) ;)

alfonsojose
04-14-2004, 12:44 AM
Mister Q. I'm dissapointed. :( The winner team would asist naked to a music conference where you would have a key role ;)

Neely
04-14-2004, 12:59 AM
Germany is 2004 Davis Butt Champion.

agree with you, Waske's butt is awesome :eek: ... I noticed that also while watching the matches!

mrserenawilliams
04-14-2004, 01:31 AM
the always underrated one .. :worship:


Schuettler is one of the hottest guys on tour...too bad he plays like crap!

Denise
04-15-2004, 04:33 AM
i meant keep cool lol

yes i m helenafromfrance

Nice! LOL! I guess I know u from somwhere! hihihi... LOL! Okay, forget what i said!

alfonsojose
04-21-2004, 06:15 PM
Butt german power at Montecarlo ;) :But it's a front view :rolleyes: :p

Eve83
04-21-2004, 06:49 PM
And the "Buttoscar" goes to...another reason why Andy´s serve is absolutely great to watch;

alfonsojose
04-21-2004, 07:13 PM
Buttoscar is for best, not for big :tape: ...

Ok. Let's admit this. That tangy picture is hot ;) , butt Rainer is the King :worship:

alfonsojose
04-21-2004, 08:46 PM
Tangy, i'd stay with Roddick. Lleyton has nothing next to him or Rainer. Check Rainer's pics on this thread.

AgassiAce
04-21-2004, 09:06 PM
Rainer's butt is the HOTTEST !! I could eat cake off that ass!! YUM!!!

alfonsojose
04-21-2004, 09:18 PM
:eek: Believe me, i adore Rainer and even more his butt. I could lick it all, but eat cake off sounds a little shitty :tape:

Anyway, i get your point

sigmagirl91
04-21-2004, 09:24 PM
I agree. But just one thing: Rainer has too good an ass to have VPL under his shorts. I vote that he gets some boxer briefs to show off his shapely ass....ditto for Rafael....

Fumus
04-21-2004, 09:26 PM
Sigma....how about that nursing home? haha

alfonsojose
04-22-2004, 04:26 PM
He doesn' have Rainer's gifts but is not bad at all. what a sweaty blue butt, Pavel :drool: :lick: . He looks really hot this year. Did he something with his hair?

sigmagirl91
04-22-2004, 04:31 PM
Sigma....how about that nursing home? haha

Now you wanna put me in a nursing home because I agree that Rainer has a nice ass? I was just suggesting that he get some boxers instead of regular underwear to show off his shapely ass.... :o :o

alfonsojose
04-22-2004, 07:21 PM
Now you wanna put me in a nursing home because I agree that Rainer has a nice ass? I was just suggesting that he get some boxers instead of regular underwear to show off his shapely ass.... :o :o

Somebody's listenign sigma. Look carefully. That underwear is showing more than last year :devil:

Carito_90
04-22-2004, 09:15 PM
Oh come on, andy's butt's the most gorgeous butt ever! You just cant deny it ;)

Geniey2g
04-22-2004, 09:16 PM
*ahem*

Where is James Blake?!?

Geniey2g
04-22-2004, 09:18 PM
Although I must say that Rafael's gives James a run for his money ;)

joanbalcells
04-23-2004, 11:22 PM
seb grosjean has a nice, well-rounded bum. it's the sort of bum that wouldn't be particularly tanned. i also get the impression that his bum has always looked as though it belonged to someone slightly older than 20-something. not much older, but perhaps 35. it's matured, and in profile boasts a crescent-like protusion.

surprised he doesn't have more votes.


the acid test is whether poking a finger into a tight butt cheek muscle allows you to leave a depression of between 1-2cm - anymoroe, then it's flabby. any less and it's a pancake.

so please support the JUICY BUTT GUYS! Albie Costa has a roaring butt. ;-) Ollie Rochus - nice bum. KIEFER - oh whatta Butt!!!!!!!!!!

Space Cowgirl
04-28-2004, 12:41 PM
I believe this should be the winner :worship:

alfonsojose
04-28-2004, 01:40 PM
I believe this should be the winner :worship:

Nice pic :yeah: . Did you take it?

tennis4eva
04-28-2004, 02:12 PM
That pic confirms it! Rainer is my winner :worship:

Space Cowgirl
04-28-2004, 03:07 PM
Nice pic :yeah: . Did you take it?

Yes I did, yesterday. I had you and Lee in mind when I took it ;)
There's more on the Rainer cheering thread (players forums bit) and also on the BMW Open thread

alfonsojose
04-28-2004, 03:43 PM
I saw them. They're :cool:

YoursTruly
05-01-2004, 03:05 PM
http://www.advantage-tennis.com/moya/I2049710.jpg

Don't forget about my husband Carlito!!! :D ;) :p

Carito_90
05-01-2004, 05:23 PM
I totally forgot about Carlitos! Damn he has a nice butt ;)

sigmagirl91
05-01-2004, 07:31 PM
http://www.advantage-tennis.com/moya/I2049710.jpg

Don't forget about my husband Carlito!!! :D ;) :p

Nope, sorry. Visible panty line. That ruins it altogether.... :o

joanbalcells
05-01-2004, 11:27 PM
gotta say this : i love a visible panty line. it helps make out the shape and form of the butt underneath the shorts.

just love it when the panty line is a bit tight as well, hugging the jewels.

alfonsojose
05-01-2004, 11:49 PM
Moya .. I'd lick it all :drool:

¿esquímaux?
05-02-2004, 12:33 AM
It looks stuffed :eek:

sigmagirl91
05-02-2004, 12:36 AM
gotta say this : i love a visible panty line. it helps make out the shape and form of the butt underneath the shorts.

just love it when the panty line is a bit tight as well, hugging the jewels.

VPL ruins it all for me. If you are going to wear white shorts (or any color shorts, for that matter), please wear some underwear (preferably boxers or seamless) in which the color or the panty line is not showing. That's just tacky and gross.

YoursTruly
05-02-2004, 12:58 AM
Well I like my husband's lining. Go Carlos! Hehe. :lick: A lot of the players have it too. It could be a good thing if they have a nice butt, bubble or rump, because it will end up highlighting the many qualities it possesses. :yeah:

Carito_90
05-02-2004, 01:25 AM
well.. i gotta admit tommy haas has a nice butt too lol
check it out (he's the one above waske)

http://www.tennismagazin.de/de/slideshow/images/20040409/35902100404dcd_1.jpg

YoursTruly
05-02-2004, 02:05 AM
well.. i gotta admit tommy haas has a nice butt too lol
check it out (he's the one above waske)

http://www.tennismagazin.de/de/slideshow/images/20040409/35902100404dcd_1.jpg


LOL. With a pic like that, the butt topic gets pushed aside and makes way for a much..ahem...daring topic! HAHAHA :lol: :haha: :lol:

¿esquímaux?
05-02-2004, 03:13 AM
well.. i gotta admit tommy haas has a nice butt too lol
check it out (he's the one above waske)

http://www.tennismagazin.de/de/slideshow/images/20040409/35902100404dcd_1.jpg



Whoa that's hot! http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif

Carito_90
05-02-2004, 03:51 AM
i know i know lol

SomL.
05-02-2004, 05:22 AM
Lleyton come on !!!!!

¿esquímaux?
05-02-2004, 09:58 AM
i know i know lol


LOL :eek: :drool: Welcome back Tommy! :D

Carito_90
05-02-2004, 04:47 PM
yeah.. but even though tommy has a GREAT butt.. i dont like him much lol

Geniey2g
05-02-2004, 10:00 PM
Alright, ladies, this is all the evidence we need:

http://a0.cpimg.com/image/F8/10/31712760-df44-01210200-.jpg :D

Observe: The gentle curve :cool: :lol:

¿esquímaux?
05-03-2004, 02:05 AM
kiddie porn :tape:

Carito_90
05-03-2004, 03:31 AM
:eek: How on earth can a 17 year old kid have THAT beautiful butt?
:worship:

¿esquímaux?
05-03-2004, 04:15 AM
I want more pics like Haas and Waske! :D

michelleg
05-03-2004, 04:24 AM
Gaudio has them all beat.

flip_fan
05-03-2004, 07:03 AM
have to add my fav man....big sexy butt!!!

¿esquímaux?
05-03-2004, 08:17 AM
Scud: You've been a bad little ballboy, time for your punishment :devil:

Boy on the right: It's huge :eek:

michelleg
05-03-2004, 03:51 PM
I rest my case. :worship: vamos, Gato!

Carito_90
05-03-2004, 04:10 PM
:haha: esquimaux!

eww Gaudio's butt's just WAY too big :lol: dont like it :scared:

Tinus
05-03-2004, 04:45 PM
I rest my case. :worship: vamos, Gato!

You're right! Gato' butt is extremedly hot! jaja
Nadal's too ;) he's a very cute boy.

¿esquímaux?
05-03-2004, 05:15 PM
I rest my case. :worship: vamos, Gato!


OMG I didn't know Seles played topless :eek:

buddyholly
05-03-2004, 05:20 PM
It's actually Sergio Garcia. He played doubles with Hingis, so is eligible.

YoursTruly
05-03-2004, 07:12 PM
I rest my case. :worship: vamos, Gato!


It's a nice butt from Gaston, but (no pun intended) it's a tad too big which may refer to conditioning, I dunno, but look at his Sunday final result! Haha. Anyways, nice butt but it's a bit big. He needs to lay off some of those chorizos and argentine carne dishes. :aplot:

michelleg
05-03-2004, 07:29 PM
Gaston's in fine condition, just doesn't have a flat behind like the others. It happens to look especially nice in jeans.

<---has a nice one, too :) very nice, indeed.

TennisLurker
05-03-2004, 08:14 PM
who is the guy in your avatar?

Frooty_Bazooty
05-03-2004, 08:17 PM
omg where is Rainer Schuettler???? his ass can start fires!!!

michelleg
05-03-2004, 08:21 PM
:drool: Hernan Gumy

Carito_90
05-03-2004, 10:08 PM
You're right! Gato' butt is extremedly hot! jaja

I think the contact glasses aren't working... we're talkin about the HOTTEST butt, not the BIGGEST one :lol:

Nadal's too he's a very cute boy.

cute? DAMN HE'S HOT! lol

¿esquímaux?
05-04-2004, 02:51 AM
kiddie porn :tape: :tape: :tape:

TennisLurker
05-04-2004, 03:11 AM
oh, yes you are right, Gumy.
I dint recognize him in that pic.

Havok
05-04-2004, 03:20 AM
I swear everytime the word Nadal comes across my eyes, I end up misreading it as my name:retard::scared:

¿esquímaux?
05-04-2004, 05:06 AM
I was right! Tommy's a top! :banana:

:lol: :banana:

Jippo McScally
05-04-2004, 07:19 PM
Lucky Waske :sad:! If only his left hand slipped down a little more ;)

YoursTruly
05-04-2004, 07:23 PM
believe me, he probably wanted to. :aplot: