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If I Was Federer...

good_gambler
09-01-2006, 04:50 PM
I would grow a moustache to somewhat try and hide my nose! :o


My gawd. :eek:
That thing needs a postcode of it's own. :scared:

adee-gee
09-01-2006, 04:52 PM
:haha:

I'd also find a hotter girlfriend.

Action Jackson
09-01-2006, 04:53 PM
Even a porn star mo wouldn't get him over in the States. He needs a mullet and tight leather pants as well.

Corey Feldman
09-01-2006, 05:17 PM
His nose is the source of all his powers

Naranoc
09-01-2006, 05:18 PM
:lol: Samson nose.

MisterQ
09-01-2006, 05:27 PM
That thing needs a postcode of it's own. :scared:

Federerly Hills, 90210

magnoliaewan
09-01-2006, 05:35 PM
Big nose or not, he still gets me pretty hot and bothered. Yummy.

Haha, have you haters run out of things to criticize Federer about?

nobama
09-01-2006, 05:40 PM
His dad has one.

Corey Feldman
09-01-2006, 05:55 PM
:lol: Samson nose.Yep :haha:

Action Jackson
09-01-2006, 05:56 PM
Yep :haha:

Every time he wins a title his nose gets bigger, something Mirka appreciates it :p

doublebackhand
09-01-2006, 05:56 PM
I would grow a moustache to somewhat try and hide my nose! :o


My gawd. :eek:
That thing needs a postcode of it's own. :scared:


that is sooo mean but :haha:

Rafa = Fed Killa
09-01-2006, 06:14 PM
Mirka with the big stomach

Federer with the big nose.

Match made in heaven. :haha:

Corey Feldman
09-01-2006, 06:16 PM
Every time he wins a title his nose gets bigger, something Mirka appreciates it :p:lol:
Even Gene Simmons would swap his tongue for Fed's nose.

Corey Feldman
09-01-2006, 06:18 PM
Mirka with the big stomach

Federed with the big nose.

Match made in heaven. :haha:Rafa and his big fat arse that sticks out when he bends low to serve :worship:

Solid_Snake
09-01-2006, 06:21 PM
At least his ass is normal sized unlike nadals huge ass.

twahumboldt06
09-01-2006, 06:23 PM
:haha:

I'd also find a hotter girlfriend.

lol, alright, she might be a beached whale at some points...but at least fed doesnt have to worry about her being just in it for the money

Johnny Groove
09-01-2006, 08:36 PM
LOL, the Fedtards are complaining that Nadal's ass is too big. There is no such thing. Youre obviously jealous that Fed doesnt have one, or you yourself have no junk in the trunk ;)

Regenbogen
09-01-2006, 08:48 PM
His nose is the source of all his powers
:haha:

Yeah he has a big nose, but seriously, a MOUSTACHE?!?!? That would be the most HORRIBLE thing EVER. I wouldn't even like him anymore haha

nobama
09-01-2006, 09:03 PM
lol, alright, she might be a beached whale at some points...but at least fed doesnt have to worry about her being just in it for the moneyNo, just the designer sunglasses. :p
http://pics.eqimages.ch/archive/p_42951-1106213508.jpg

World Beater
09-01-2006, 09:24 PM
mirka is actually very pretty...she has put on some weight, thats all

naiwen
09-01-2006, 09:47 PM
What's wrong with a big nose? Most Jewish people have big noses... :)

neenah
09-01-2006, 09:59 PM
I know you guys are just having fun or whatever, but he's a tennis player not a supermodel.

Corey Feldman
09-01-2006, 11:44 PM
LOL, the Fedtards are complaining that Nadal's ass is too big. There is no such thing. Youre obviously jealous that Fed doesnt have one, or you yourself have no junk in the trunk ;)Yeah Rafatardo... in the same way you lot must be jealous that rafa doesnt have Fed's nose?
:silly:
i could care less how mens arses look, i aint inclined that way.
i just hate seeing that big ass of his pop out before he serves :bolt:
No, just the designer sunglasses. :pGood to see Gavin back supporting the most loved and best tennis player around.

scoobs
09-01-2006, 11:49 PM
*pouts*

I like Federer's nose. It's so very there - and exuberant expression of nasal exquisiteness.

Corey Feldman
09-01-2006, 11:51 PM
Same here scoobs, as i said earlier..... its the samson like source of his magical power.
:p

Corey Feldman
09-01-2006, 11:52 PM
the Rafatardo's are just jealous lil jungle boy has nothing to show... unless you count his Serena-ass :D

scoobs
09-01-2006, 11:53 PM
I like Rafa's arse, too, though.

An gorgeous gathering of firm glutial goodness

Corey Feldman
09-01-2006, 11:56 PM
He should keep the thing in when he serves. :p

hideous sight on my eyes it is.

Corey Feldman
09-01-2006, 11:58 PM
Like Steffi. :inlove:Yeah but she wasnt proud of it.
I remember a tournament once, billed her as 'roman nose' one year...
i dont think she ever played it again
:lol:

musefanatic
09-02-2006, 12:09 AM
Oh my god, you guys are so funny to listen to! Thanks for the great read! :lol: :)

Corey Feldman
09-02-2006, 12:15 AM
Maybe that tournament was Rome!!

Corey Feldman
09-02-2006, 12:36 AM
:lol:

Allez
09-02-2006, 07:47 AM
I'd take Rogi's Steffi like nose over Rafa's Serena like ass any day ;) Rafa's ass is just too big :eek: :eek: :eek:. I'd hate to be the line judges in his matches. He probably farts in their faces everytime :tape:

g35-great
09-02-2006, 07:55 AM
:haha:

I'd also find a hotter girlfriend.

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you are gay :shrug:

landoud
09-02-2006, 08:01 AM
I wonder if Rogi or Steffi has ever visited this site:

http://forums.pinocchia.com/ :o
:lol:

bokehlicious
09-02-2006, 10:41 AM
I'd take Rogi's Steffi like nose over Rafa's Serena like ass any day ;) Rafa's ass is just too big :eek: :eek: :eek:. I'd hate to be the line judges in his matches. He probably farts in their faces everytime :tape:

:lol:

supersexynadal
09-02-2006, 10:58 AM
i cant believe how pathetic this thread is..Id get a bigger nose and look uglier to play like roger!!

RonE
09-02-2006, 11:33 AM
What's wrong with a big nose? Most Jewish people have big noses... :)

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

cmurray
09-02-2006, 12:37 PM
Rafa's ass is NOT too big. Rafa has the best ass in tennis - ask any woman (and some guys too). Best abs too. Though I suspect he knows that - I have never in my life seen a tennis player photographed so often without a shirt on. NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING!

For that matter, I sorta like Fed's nose. It keeps him from being too pretty.


Okay....I admit it. I think both of them are really hot.

Pea
09-02-2006, 01:49 PM
The better to smell :bs: with!

kapranos
09-02-2006, 02:28 PM
Fed's nose make him look like if he is mentally challenged a bit. :tape:

You know what they say about retards, they're slow at everything but usually excell at something. In federer case it's tennis. :tape:

controlfreak
09-02-2006, 03:40 PM
I took this shot of Roger when he was playing at the Moustache Open in 2005.

jwoodrx
09-02-2006, 04:04 PM
I think his new, shorter haircut makes his facial features look more prominent; which makes his eyes look better :hearts: , but his nose look bigger :o

bubeliever
09-02-2006, 04:10 PM
Mirka with the big stomach

Federer with the big nose.

Match made in heaven. :haha:

Maybe Mirka is pregger.

Corey Feldman
09-02-2006, 04:10 PM
That is a great avatar jwoodrx

dkw
09-02-2006, 04:14 PM
I would grow a moustache to somewhat try and hide my nose! :o
:haha: I almost choked laughing!! The image, yuck!!!

COMA
09-02-2006, 04:49 PM
I took this shot of Roger when he was playing at the Moustache Open in 2005.

OMG That's just hideous....

Why not have it surgically corrected in the off-season?? He could always say it's gotten smaller just the same way Britney's boobs went from A to D overnight a few years ago :p

jacksonGuy
09-02-2006, 04:51 PM
NOSE OR NOT, HE AINT NEARLY AS UGLY AS NADAL

nobama
09-02-2006, 05:03 PM
You know what they say about retards, they're slow at everything but usually excell at something.Except in your case...

Skyward
09-02-2006, 05:19 PM
The bottom line is: if you were Federer, you wouldn't discuss someone's nose on a garbage public message board.

PamV
09-02-2006, 05:23 PM
Rafa's ass is NOT too big. Rafa has the best ass in tennis - ask any woman (and some guys too).

Rafa's butt is too big. It makes him look like he's all butt and no torso. It gives him a squatty appearance. In a couple of years he could look like a barrel.

Castafiore
09-02-2006, 05:25 PM
:rolleyes: @ this entire thread

PamV
09-02-2006, 05:25 PM
I think his new, shorter haircut makes his facial features look more prominent; which makes his eyes look better :hearts: , but his nose look bigger :o

Once again Roger knows the right thing to do at the right time. I like the no fuss no nonsense hair cut. Besides his hair has nice body and wave, so it works for him.

jwoodrx
09-02-2006, 05:59 PM
That is a great avatar jwoodrx


Thank you. I like it. I made it from this advertisement that Suktuen posted.

Regenbogen
09-02-2006, 06:31 PM
I took this shot of Roger when he was playing at the Moustache Open in 2005.
:tape:

I like the av too jwoodrx :D

musefanatic
09-03-2006, 10:49 PM
That actually suits him!! :lol:

good_gambler
03-25-2007, 05:24 PM
Still no moustache. :(

trixtah
03-25-2007, 05:27 PM
a mustache can't save him http://www.allenshea.com/gifs/disguise.gif

Johnny Groove
03-25-2007, 05:54 PM
great thread :lol:

R.Federer
03-25-2007, 05:56 PM
You know what they say about retards, they're slow at everything but usually excell at something. In federer case it's tennis. :tape:

You mean savants, not retards.

R.Federer
03-25-2007, 05:58 PM
I would grow a moustache to somewhat try and hide my nose! :o


My gawd. :eek:
That thing needs a postcode of it's own. :scared:

Awww come on, it's not THAT bad. It's like saying Blake, Nadal and Roddick should grow more midriff fat that spilled over to hide their gi-normous buttocks. :angel:

There are enough counties that could fit into those gluteus maximuses, let alone zip codes. ;)

FedFan
03-25-2007, 06:04 PM
You know what they say about retards, they're slow at everything but usually excell at something.

Yes, and you are the exception that proves the rule. :p

alfonsojose
03-25-2007, 06:22 PM
His dad has one.

The guy is hot, way hotter than his offspring

FedFan_2007
03-25-2007, 06:33 PM
Fed's nose make him look like if he is mentally challenged a bit. :tape:

You know what they say about retards, they're slow at everything but usually excell at something. In federer case it's tennis. :tape:

Okay, this just proves that YOU are retarded.

FedFan_2007
03-25-2007, 06:36 PM
Also for those accusing Rogah of being a retard, he speaks 5 languages. So stick that in your retard-pipe and smoke it.

denibas77
03-25-2007, 06:42 PM
Also for those accusing Rogah of being a retard, he speaks 5 languages. So stick that in your retard-pipe and smoke it.

you are egzagerating:rolleyes:

mashamaniac
03-25-2007, 06:51 PM
with such a huge attractive pairing so how will their child look like?? maybe a girl/boy with a big stomach and nose!! that's a myth IMO!

mashamaniac
03-25-2007, 06:52 PM
you are egzagerating:rolleyes:

do you mean "exaggerating"?? :)

denibas77
03-25-2007, 07:01 PM
do you mean "exaggerating"?? :)

yes,thanks :wavey:

mashamaniac
03-25-2007, 07:08 PM
you're welcome! :)

Black Adam
03-25-2007, 07:25 PM
Rafa's ass is NOT too big. Rafa has the best ass in tennis - ask any woman (and some guys too). Best abs too. Though I suspect he knows that - I have never in my life seen a tennis player photographed so often without a shirt on. NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING!

For that matter, I sorta like Fed's nose. It keeps him from being too pretty.


Okay....I admit it. I think both of them are really hot.

The big ass thing is the Fedtards excuse, forgive them they had to come up with something. Some like big noses others don't. I think fed is comfortable with his nose otherwise he would have had surgery on his nose. (in the plastic surgery era we live in anything is possible) Anyways nobody is perfect though a big nose isn't handy in a fight.

As for the best abs, I don't agree though it is a question of taste. Nadal has the biceps but his abs stick out too much. He hasn't got a flat stomach. His six pack is well ripped and toned though not a flat one which looks even better imo. Look at Tursunov's.

Metis
03-25-2007, 07:27 PM
:haha: at this thread and at some people bringing up Nadal's butt and clearly proving how obsessed they are with it. :devil:

As for Fed's nose I don't think it's as bad as people here say it is. I don't really care that much in any case. It's Mirka's problem. :lol:

trixtah
03-25-2007, 08:28 PM
You mean savants, not retards.

Fed's nose make him look like if he is mentally challenged a bit. :tape:

You know what they say about retards, they're slow at everything but usually excell at something. In federer case it's tennis. :tape:

hahaha kapranos says more about himself here than he does about Roger.

tt boy
03-25-2007, 08:59 PM
needs a stache like Porno Ron

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5224/200pxronjeremymodac3.jpg

tcorinna
03-25-2007, 09:44 PM
Best abs too. I have never in my life seen a tennis player photographed so often without a shirt on. NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING!



You should check the pictures with MARAT SAFIN :drool: :drool: He has soooooo many pictures without his t-shirt ... and his abs is just :lick: :lick:

MARAT IS BREATHTAKING :hearts: :worship:

Kitty de Sade
03-25-2007, 09:50 PM
needs a stache like Porno Ron

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5224/200pxronjeremymodac3.jpg

That man is cringe-inducing. Mr. Jeremy is the polar opposite of Roger on the genetic curve continuum. I think I just threw up a little...http://www.mazeguy.net/silly/crazy.gif

BArsonlyone
03-25-2007, 11:30 PM
i like federer the way he is..hes sexy to me anyway. though i must say, he would be better with a nicer, rounder butt. i guess if its not in the back, it must be in the front..!! hahaha

and i LOve nadal's ass. mmm sooo delicious.

mashamaniac
03-25-2007, 11:55 PM
i like federer the way he is..hes sexy to me anyway. though i must say, he would be better with a nicer, rounder butt. i guess if its not in the back, it must be in the front..!! hahaha

and i LOve nadal's ass. mmm sooo delicious.

you sound as if here's a porno-site!! :confused:are you healthy enough to make posts on a tennis site??

Metis
03-25-2007, 11:58 PM
you sound as if here's a porno-site!! :confused:are you healthy enough to make posts on a tennis site??

:haha: Sounds like you've missed a lot of what goes on here my friend.

scoobs
03-26-2007, 12:07 AM
:haha: Sounds like you've missed a lot of what goes on here my friend.
Tennis and filth go together surprisingly well :)

trixtah
03-26-2007, 12:08 AM
Tennis and filth go together surprisingly well :)

you think the inventor of a tennis racket was really trying to make a tennis racket? I think not, what with the long shaft and all

scoobs
03-26-2007, 12:10 AM
you think the inventor of a tennis racket was really trying to make a tennis racket? I think not, what with the long shaft and all
long shaft with a very big head?

Corey Feldman
03-26-2007, 01:08 AM
long shaft with a very big head?
Sounds like a Tiger Woods driver or 3-wood to me :p

GlennMirnyi
03-26-2007, 01:39 AM
You know what they say about retards, they're slow at everything but usually excell at something. In federer case it's tennis. :tape:

And there are some that excel on nothing, like you.

good_gambler
03-26-2007, 02:45 AM
And there are some that excel on nothing, like you.

:eek: WOW! You have many posts.

10, 000 in less than a year. :speakles:

trixtah
03-26-2007, 02:53 AM
:eek: WOW! You have many posts.

10, 000 in less than a year. :speakles:

are you implying that glenn has no life?! HMM? because it's true :lol: for every hour he's been awake (on a 16 hour day) he's posted once every 15 minutes :p

damn, I'm an ass. I apologize :p

FedFan_2007
03-26-2007, 04:10 AM
Someone should take a tennis racquet and shove it handle first up originating posters posterior.

bokehlicious
03-26-2007, 06:34 AM
damn, I'm an ass...

:hatoff: glad you finally saw the light... :D

FluffyYellowBall
03-26-2007, 09:14 AM
I dont see a prob with feds nose. His imperfections are what make him so handsome. SOme of my weird friends think hes plain ugly but i think NOT!

Modetopia
03-26-2007, 10:06 AM
keep dreamin':p

SBruguera
03-26-2007, 11:47 AM
If I Was Federer...
I wouldn´t be posting stupid threads in MTF

Kolya
03-26-2007, 12:08 PM
Don't change anything Fed - if it works keep it.

good_gambler
03-26-2007, 02:43 PM
If I Was Federer...
I wouldn´t be posting stupid threads in MTF

Fed is posting on MTF??? :confused:

:eek:

good_gambler
03-26-2007, 02:46 PM
Someone should take a tennis racquet and shove it handle first up originating posters posterior.

Are you saying you have tried that before?? :retard: :confused: :o

bokehlicious
03-26-2007, 02:47 PM
Fed is posting on MTF??? :confused:

:eek:

He's hiding behind Jogy's username :cool: :devil:

The_Nadal_effect
03-26-2007, 03:12 PM
Fed has Roman Emperor looks!

good_gambler
05-28-2007, 02:49 PM
Is it growing?


:scared:



:bolt:

The_Nadal_effect
05-28-2007, 03:28 PM
If I was Federer, I'd generously allow myself to be trampled by my second-round opponent in RG 2007. Remember, a true king's test is in his ability to be generous;)!

Sofonda Cox
05-28-2007, 04:44 PM
Fed looks hot as he is :hearts: - but Nadal is fugly

Sofonda Cox
05-28-2007, 04:45 PM
^ but ljubicic is much, much worse :o

Burrow
05-28-2007, 05:16 PM
This thread is funny as Nadal is very much uglier.

Black Adam
05-28-2007, 05:28 PM
^ but ljubicic is much, much worse :o
Even hair implants wouldn't do him a favor.

Johnny Groove
05-28-2007, 07:25 PM
Whoooooooooooooooooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mateya
05-28-2007, 07:45 PM
:rolleyes: I would move to Mediteranian and buy myself a Porsche :)
And replace Mirka with something better :drool:

But most of all I would do whatever it takes to win this RG...

good_gambler
08-30-2007, 10:32 AM
It is still growing. :sobbing:

HNCS
08-30-2007, 11:32 AM
lmao i've always wanted to say this... but in chinese physiognomy/fortune telling, big noses usually means big fortune especially during your 30's...

so if we were all a bit superstitious, it will all make sense....

Tess Gray
08-30-2007, 11:32 AM
Fed speaks 5 languages??
I heard about 3 (german, english and french)
what are the other two??:o

scarecrows
08-30-2007, 11:34 AM
Fed speaks 5 languages??
I heard about 3 (german, english and french)
what are the other two??:o

some italian and swedish I think

Action Jackson
08-30-2007, 11:35 AM
Fed speaks 5 languages??
I heard about 3 (german, english and french)
what are the other two??:o

He only speaks 3 :)

Action Jackson
08-30-2007, 11:36 AM
Federer needs to release a video like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamJ4-C_TME

Tess Gray
08-30-2007, 12:00 PM
some italian and swedish I think

He only speaks 3 :)

wow, that totally helped... thanks:o

:lol:

HNCS
08-30-2007, 12:49 PM
wow, that totally helped... thanks:o

:lol:

fluently only 3, but he can speak some italian and swedish

Burrow
08-30-2007, 01:32 PM
If I was Rafael Nadal, I would take a black bin bag and throw it over my head.

Or Levy
08-30-2007, 01:36 PM
Four, if you count Swiss german and high german as different languages.

bokehlicious
08-30-2007, 02:17 PM
Four, if you count Swiss german and high german as different languages.

Definitely different languages... :angel: :o

FedFan_2007
08-30-2007, 02:48 PM
Fed > Sampras who could only speak gutter trash English

MatchFederer
08-30-2007, 02:53 PM
Federer needs to release a video like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamJ4-C_TME

What.. the .. HELL.. :eek:

:scared:



:rolls:

mp3junkie
08-31-2007, 01:28 AM
Rafa has the best ass in the game. It is so big yet so beautiful. Loves to look at it.