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IOM thread: the 7 baby steps Marat Safin has to follow to win USO 2006!

Deea
08-25-2006, 10:30 AM
Be warned, this is a thread of the IOM :devil: (for the ones who are not familiar with our organization, IOM is The Idiotic Optimists Movement :p ).

So think twice before reading the Master Plan for Marat this year at the USO, because many will not agree! :o

Baby Step nr 1 - Vik...very ok, he can do it! :yeah:

Baby Step nr 2 - Nalbandian...also very doable, because poor David is in a really bad shape lately (well, actually from RG :sad: )

Baby Step nr 3 - Coria or Ollie...Guille would be easier because he's not doing very well lately :sobbing: but Marat can also win against Ollie (revenge time again :devil: )

Baby Step nr 4 - probably Tommy Haas! This match doesn't scare us at all! :o Sorry Tommy :shrug:

Baby Step nr 5 - Murray or our dear friend Gonzo....come on, let's face it! This time Gonzo doesn't stand a chance! :rolls:Our curses must get to him once and for all! :haha:

Baby Step nr 6 - in his semifinal at the US Open this year, Marat will meet the well-known number 1, Roger Federer. Of course this match will be a very exciting 5 set thriller, ending with the greatest upset of the tournament. Roger will lose to Marat! :devil:

and 7th and final baby step - the big final against Rafa or Gasquet. And if Marat got to the final, of course he's gonna win it. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: What would you expect? Him choking in the final against a youngster? Come on, let's be serious! :rolleyes:

There you have it. The Master Plan. Will he listen and folow it step by step? find out soon! ;) Come on Marat we need some new baby steps!!! We trust you! :worship: DAVAI! :cool: :cool:

rosespower
08-25-2006, 10:51 AM
Cool now is all clear what this baby step means...

MariaV
08-25-2006, 10:58 AM
:lol: :wavey: DAVAI Marat, you can do it! :D

kuniochi
08-25-2006, 11:44 AM
:woohoo: :woohoo: Bring on USO! :woohoo: :woohoo:

Good luck Maratski! :crazy:

Blue Heart24
08-25-2006, 12:00 PM
Be warned, this is a thread of the IOM :devil: (for the ones who are not familiar with our organization, IOM is The Idiotic Optimists Movement :p ).

So think twice before reading the Master Plan for Marat this year at the USO, because many will not agree! :o

Baby Step nr 1 - Vik...very ok, he can do it! :yeah:

Baby Step nr 2 - Nalbandian...also very doable, because poor David is in a really bad shape lately (well, actually from RG :sad: )

Baby Step nr 3 - Coria or Ollie...Guille would be easier because he's not doing very well lately :sobbing: but Marat can also win against Ollie (revenge time again :devil: )

Baby Step nr 4 - probably Tommy Haas! This match doesn't scare us at all! :o Sorry Tommy :shrug:

Baby Step nr 5 - Murray or our dear friend Gonzo....come on, let's face it! This time Gonzo doesn't stand a chance! :rolls:Our curses must get to him once and for all! :haha:

Baby Step nr 6 - in his semifinal at the US Open this year, Marat will meet the well-known number 1, Roger Federer. Of course this match will be a very exciting 5 set thriller, ending with the greatest upset of the tournament. Roger will lose to Marat! :devil:

and 7th and final baby step - the big final against Rafa or Gasquet. And if Marat got to the final, of course he's gonna win it. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: What would you expect? Him choking in the final against a youngster? Come on, let's be serious! :rolleyes:

There you have it. The Master Plan. Will he listen and folow it step by step? find out soon! ;) Come on Marat we need some new baby steps!!! We trust you! :worship: DAVAI! :cool: :cool:

I wish him GOOD LUCK!!! but the real thing is,I only care if Marat will be in the round 3.Because if Marat will be in round 3.-NALBANDIAN WON'T :devil:

Blue Heart24
08-25-2006, 12:01 PM
GOOOOOO MARAT!!!!!!!!!! 3 round is yours...AND THE FINAL :worship:

Blue Heart24
08-25-2006, 12:01 PM
I want a SAFIN-LJUBICIC final! :worship:

suertelina
08-25-2006, 12:05 PM
:worship: :worship:

Davai!!!!! :bounce:

Nadie
08-25-2006, 07:20 PM
Be warned, this is a thread of the IOM :devil: (for the ones who are not familiar with our organization, IOM is The Idiotic Optimists Movement :p ).

So think twice before reading the Master Plan for Marat this year at the USO, because many will not agree! :o

Baby Step nr 1 - Vik...very ok, he can do it! :yeah:

Baby Step nr 2 - Nalbandian...also very doable, because poor David is in a really bad shape lately (well, actually from RG :sad: )

Baby Step nr 3 - Coria or Ollie...Guille would be easier because he's not doing very well lately :sobbing: but Marat can also win against Ollie (revenge time again :devil: )

Baby Step nr 4 - probably Tommy Haas! This match doesn't scare us at all! :o Sorry Tommy :shrug:

Baby Step nr 5 - Murray or our dear friend Gonzo....come on, let's face it! This time Gonzo doesn't stand a chance! :rolls:Our curses must get to him once and for all! :haha:

Baby Step nr 6 - in his semifinal at the US Open this year, Marat will meet the well-known number 1, Roger Federer. Of course this match will be a very exciting 5 set thriller, ending with the greatest upset of the tournament. Roger will lose to Marat! :devil:

and 7th and final baby step - the big final against Rafa or Gasquet. And if Marat got to the final, of course he's gonna win it. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: What would you expect? Him choking in the final against a youngster? Come on, let's be serious! :rolleyes:

There you have it. The Master Plan. Will he listen and folow it step by step? find out soon! ;) Come on Marat we need some new baby steps!!! We trust you! :worship: DAVAI! :cool: :cool:

I like this plan! Davai Marat!

scarecrows
08-25-2006, 07:32 PM
I'd love this plan to work despite it involves Marat beating Federer

go Marat

show the kids who you are

J-5
08-25-2006, 08:17 PM
It would be very nice to see this kind of tournament for Marat to happen. Still, sad (but true) that we are quite far away from this to happen. But get some fight going Marat! Davai!

Libelle
08-25-2006, 11:59 PM
Davai, Maratik!!!!!!




The plan is good. I must admit threr's any sign of IOM, no, it's real :)

Aleka
08-26-2006, 12:59 AM
I want a SAFIN-LJUBICIC final! :worship:
:p too bad it can't be a Marat-Mario final :sobbing: stupid jet-ski :ras:

anyway, Deea, again :worship: you have a nice plan there!!! :bowdown: We just have to make sure Marat sticks to it!!!! Any suggetions???? :bounce:

Foosimoo
08-26-2006, 01:01 AM
Step 3 will be the end. :p

Mara_M
08-26-2006, 01:11 AM
mwuhahaha Deea,u won't post the score too :lol:?
DAVAI MARATIK http://yelims3.free.fr/Inclassables/Inclassable05.gif

drf716
08-26-2006, 06:34 AM
uh oh! no plan b? hehe.
DAVAI MARAT!

atheneglaukopis
08-26-2006, 07:24 AM
mwuhahaha Deea,u won't post the score too :lol:?
DAVAI MARATIK http://yelims3.free.fr/Inclassables/Inclassable05.gif
All scores will be 6-0 6-0 6-0, except for the Federer match, which will be 7-6(18), 0-6, 7-5, 2-6, 7-6(12), because Marat will not win any of his sets easily and will OAF terribly, causing us to bite our nails to their utter ruin, but in the end he will prevail. :yeah:

Deea
08-26-2006, 05:04 PM
All scores will be 6-0 6-0 6-0, except for the Federer match, which will be 7-6(18), 0-6, 7-5, 2-6, 7-6(12), because Marat will not win any of his sets easily and will OAF terribly, causing us to bite our nails to their utter ruin, but in the end he will prevail. :yeah:

:haha: That's the spirit! :yeah: :yeah:

TMJordan
08-26-2006, 05:31 PM
Marat is the man, I am expecting a very nice effort from him at the USO.

Go Marat Go!

Deea
08-29-2006, 07:55 AM
Okay, today's order of play is up...our boy plays the 5th match on Armstrong court! :yeah: Davai!!!! :bounce: Let's go Marat! :woohoo: Don't you dare lose in the first round, hear me? :p :lol:

scarecrows
08-30-2006, 05:09 PM
Step1: Vik

lolyriality
08-31-2006, 01:23 AM
Step1: Vik


Yeah.....:yeah: And...the next match: Safin_Nalbandiean.

The winner will be.......

Nalbandian!!!
08-31-2006, 03:33 AM
I want a SAFIN-LJUBICIC final! :worship:

hahahahhahahahahhahahahahah

drf716
08-31-2006, 03:44 AM
causing us to bite our nails to their utter ruin,
:lol: mine just grew back from the 05 AO semis

rmb6687
08-31-2006, 06:28 AM
:p too bad it can't be a Marat-Mario final :sobbing: stupid jet-ski :ras:

anyway, Deea, again :worship: you have a nice plan there!!! :bowdown: We just have to make sure Marat sticks to it!!!! Any suggetions???? :bounce:

how about...a fire under his ass?

Deea
08-31-2006, 08:26 AM
Step1: Vik

good...so far so good :p :p :p I cannot believe this is the first match marat wins in the US open since 2002 :tape:

second baby step...david...he had a really tough match and marat played a really convincing first match. :p :p good news! :D And I'm pretty sure we're gonna get live coverage! :crazy: :woohoo: DAVAI! :yeah:

Blue Heart24
08-31-2006, 09:00 AM
hahahahhahahahahhahahahahah

well,what to say,GOOD BYE FAT DAVE IN ROUND 2.MARAT WILL EAT YOU!

Blue Heart24
08-31-2006, 09:01 AM
and congrats. Marat on your win yesterday! :aparty: :aparty: :rocker:

Nadie
08-31-2006, 10:06 AM
great start for Marat :yeah: 6 baby steps now left goooooo :rocker2:

bye-bye David :wavey:

kindablue
08-31-2006, 10:18 AM
Let's all hope fat Dave plays like he played against Berrer ;)

Blue Heart24
08-31-2006, 02:03 PM
Let's all hope fat Dave plays like he played against Berrer ;)

AND WORSE!!!! DAVAI MARAT!

scarecrows
09-01-2006, 12:08 PM
step 2 in a few hours

kuniochi
09-01-2006, 12:49 PM
:woohoo: It's time for step 2! Come on, Maratik! DAVAI!!! :devil:

Mara_M
09-01-2006, 04:06 PM
:bounce:

Deea
09-03-2006, 01:59 PM
This time, no more rain...time to shine marat! :rocker: One hour left until the big match! DAVAI! :woohoo:

Mara_M
09-03-2006, 02:04 PM
counting back the seconds :)

scarecrows
09-03-2006, 07:07 PM
Step 2: Nalbandian

Nadie
09-03-2006, 07:10 PM
:bigclap: :woohoo:
next step: Rochus :devil:

TMJordan
09-03-2006, 07:11 PM
:yeah:

atheneglaukopis
09-03-2006, 07:19 PM
Wow!! 2 down and only 5 to go. Remember, Marat was predicted by all fans and pundits either to lose in the first round or to win the whole thing. So far, it's looking good for the win!

kuniochi
09-03-2006, 09:09 PM
Marat took step two! :woohoo: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Nadie
09-04-2006, 07:24 PM
Marat took step 3 :woohoo:

scarecrows
09-04-2006, 07:24 PM
Step 3: O. Rochus



next Step: Tommy Haas

TMJordan
09-04-2006, 08:41 PM
:banana:

Keep it up Hippo! :yeah:

Deea
09-04-2006, 09:22 PM
THE PLAN is working!!! :crazy: :woohoo: Keep it up Marat! :yeah: :yeah: Only 4 more steps to go! :woohoo:

Blue Heart24
09-04-2006, 09:43 PM
KEEP IT UP!

kuniochi
09-04-2006, 10:29 PM
Step 3 is in the history! :devil: :devil: :devil:

Rukia
09-04-2006, 11:59 PM
Good plan Deea... I hope Marat will win at US Open this year ( and the next one, and the next one, and the next one...)

atheneglaukopis
09-06-2006, 07:00 PM
The Master Plan ran into a road block on the fourth baby step. :( Good luck at DC and in the indoor season. :hug:

Nadie
09-06-2006, 07:09 PM
:sad:
it was nothing but half of the steps left... Good luck at Davis Cup, Marat :wavey:

Anyway, the Master Plan was brilliant... thanks Deea

Mara_M
09-06-2006, 07:16 PM
last step :sad: and he was walking so straight :awww:

Blue Heart24
09-06-2006, 08:38 PM
:sad: Marat...

Blue Heart24
09-06-2006, 08:38 PM
:banghead:

atheneglaukopis
09-06-2006, 08:56 PM
Baby Step nr 4 - probably Tommy Haas! This match doesn't scare us at all! :o Sorry Tommy :shrug: Sorry, Marat. :o

:sobbing: :banghead:

TMJordan
09-06-2006, 09:48 PM
:sad:

scarecrows
09-06-2006, 10:09 PM
Step4 Haas


I mean Safin

Deea
09-06-2006, 10:29 PM
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted! :sobbing: More Baby Steps coming soon in the indoor season!!!! ;) ;)