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The Tennis Slash thread (was: Which male tennis star attracts the most gay fans?)

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tangerine_dream
07-26-2006, 04:31 PM
I asked this same question over at the sexually-repressed TW boards and all the straight-closeted guys complained about it so my post got deleted. :o So I thought I'd pose the question here, because I know the MTF crowd is far more socially advanced, cooler, and most importantly have a fun, perverted sense of humor. :D

During my voyeuristic travels to various gay websites to assist in my search for gay knowledge, I've found that the following male tennis players names come up more frequently than others, give or take a random passing interest in someone like Robert Kendrick or Jan-Michael Gambill.

I have also discovered that when it comes to fan/slash fiction, there are predominantly four players who top the list of S&M protagonists: Federer, Roddick, Safin, Nadal (in no particular order because they all keep switching positions anyway). Note the lack of effete players on this list.

Notice also that these fans seem to be quite taken by either the hirsute (Federer, Safin) or the machismo (Roddick, Nadal). Coincidence? Interestingly enough, I see more Federer/Safin pairings in fan fiction but have yet to see any Roddick/Nadal pairings. Somebody get to work on that.

I've seen lots of Roddick/Fish/Blake threesomes though. Flobbick?

Caren
07-26-2006, 04:40 PM
:haha: :bigclap: This is truly one of the funniest threads i've ever seen

:worship: Tangy

Phunkadelicious
07-26-2006, 04:43 PM
Dima. :inlove:

NaDALiTa
07-26-2006, 04:46 PM
:haha: :haha: I would say Tomas Berdych because of his androgyn physical,Feliciano Lopez (no comment :p ) , James Blake and Mark Phillipoussis!!!!

R.Federer
07-26-2006, 04:48 PM
Well Alfonso, what is the answer to this question? I know Tojo is high on the list, but who else....?

Alexiana
07-26-2006, 04:48 PM
I have been to a gay website and they were all drooling over Andy Roddick :p

Phunkadelicious
07-26-2006, 04:50 PM
Boys and girls, if you get a chance, take a picture with Dimitry. He will put his arm around your waist.

R.Federer
07-26-2006, 04:51 PM
Notice also that these fans seem to be quite taken by either the hirsute (Federer, Safin)
Safin? Hairy? Not particularly

I've seen lots of Roddick/Fish/Blake threesomes though. Flobbick?
Flake Dicks

savesthedizzle
07-26-2006, 04:52 PM
Robredo and Berdych, I think have quite the followings. :p

R.Federer
07-26-2006, 04:56 PM
Does Safin shave? He looks like he'd be hairy. :shrug:

Setting off into the gay internet sites to research this, BBL

Phunkadelicious
07-26-2006, 04:58 PM
Setting off into the gay internet sites to research this, BBL
You were just searching for an excuse. ;)

Solid_Snake
07-26-2006, 04:59 PM
Fagassi

Kosm
07-26-2006, 05:01 PM
He looks like he'd be hairy. :shrug:
LOL.

Wrong. He's not :p He was always hairless.

R.Federer
07-26-2006, 05:02 PM
You were just searching for an excuse. ;)

You ratted me out!!!!! :p

Well here is a decidedly non-hairy Safin. Don't know if this is a post-shave picture or the real deal

Phunkadelicious
07-26-2006, 05:03 PM
It's a moot point anyway. None of these boys even come close to the beauty that is Dima. Too bad his game puts me to sleep. :p

Kosm
07-26-2006, 05:04 PM
You ratted me out!!!!! :p

Well here is a decidedly non-hairy Safin. Don't know if this is a post-shave picture or the real deal

LOL real deal. He's like that on all pics.

tangerine_dream
07-26-2006, 05:07 PM
I shouldn't be trawling around gay websites while I'm at work but I've come across some good quotes to help us decide who's in and who's out with the gay fans: :p

from PerezHilton:
Andy Roddick's a stunner. But in that goofy, awkward way. Love him.

Posted by Jacko:
The boy is cute. I just wish the old 'Men on Film' guys from 'In Living Color' didn't pop into my head whenever I see his name:

"Next week, we'll be talkin' about the manly menses of tennis, like that Andy ROD DICK."

"My, yes, he handles them ballses in such a MANLY way..."

posted by Brian McKinlay:
Hmm, yes, but already it's Roger Federer who has impressed Australian with his courtesy and good looks as well.

posted by Ted B.:
When did Roddick get all smooth and buff? Or, for whom? ....A new BF?

posted by FI:
i dunno. does the guy not resemble Woodstock? large beak, beady, close-set eyes. not to mention the creepy frat-boy personna. marat safin makes for a much finer tennis fix.

vvv And this is the first time I've seen anybody tennis-related on the front page of the Drudge Report. Matt Drudge is gay, btw. He must be a big Nadal fan. :lol:

scoobs
07-26-2006, 05:08 PM
For me, Federer, Nadal, Safin, Lopez, Gonzalez, Moya, Ollie Rochus, Dima

Off the top of my head. Bound to be more.

R.Federer
07-26-2006, 05:10 PM
Is Feli too beautiful to be on this list

Kosm
07-26-2006, 05:12 PM
There is a difference between gay fans and streight girls who like to write and read slash. I think Safin is popular among slashers but doesn't have a big gay fan base.

Donny
07-26-2006, 05:13 PM
Not a private preference (that'd be a coupla Spanish players), but to give a proper answer to the thread/poll:

Roddick gets - by far - most of the adoration in gay circles ... gay "news" sites, gossip boards, photo galleries, bloggers, etc. And he's the one active player my non-tennis fanatic friends know ... "yeh, tennis, I like that hot Roddick guy", and so on.

Scotso
07-26-2006, 05:13 PM
Robredo and Berdych, I think have quite the followings. :p

Si ;)

Alexiana
07-26-2006, 05:36 PM
Not a private preference (that'd be a coupla Spanish players), but to give a proper answer to the thread/poll:

Roddick gets - by far - most of the adoration in gay circles ... gay "news" sites, gossip boards, photo galleries, bloggers, etc. And he's the one active player my non-tennis fanatic friends know ... "yeh, tennis, I like that hot Roddick guy", and so on.

yes, I think so too.

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/thumbnails.php?album=1 search for Andy Roddick and read the comments under the pics :lol:

Hawkman
07-26-2006, 05:43 PM
I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Metis
07-26-2006, 05:50 PM
Andy Roddick ?!?!?!? :confused:

Am I the only one that thinks he is one of the least attractive guys on tour?

I am not a gay male, but I would think that gay men and straight women have a somewhat similar opinion about these things :shrug:

scoobs
07-26-2006, 05:53 PM
Do you swallow? ;)
I'll just bet he spits.

Hawkman
07-26-2006, 05:54 PM
Come on Tangerine Dream. Aren't there youngster's on this site ? Do they need to come here to learn about this crap ? You should know better with that many posts.

savesthedizzle
07-26-2006, 05:56 PM
Andy Roddick ?!?!?!? :confused:

Am I the only one that thinks he is one of the least attractive guys on tour?

I am not a gay male, but I would think that gay men and straight women have a somewhat similar opinion about these things :shrug:


As a straight woman I don't think he's attractive at all, but I don't think Safin or Moya is either, so I've been told my taste is questionable :p

Scotso
07-26-2006, 05:57 PM
Come on Tangerine Dream. Aren't there youngster's on this site ? Do they need to come here to learn about this crap ? You should know better with that many posts.

I think youngsters should probably avoid the internet in general if we're worried about their little minds.

Scotso
07-26-2006, 05:57 PM
As a straight woman I don't think he's attractive at all, but I don't think Safin or Moya is either, so I've been told my taste is questionable :p

I think we have the same tastes :kiss:

uglyamerican
07-26-2006, 05:57 PM
For me, Federer, Nadal, Safin, Lopez, Gonzalez, Moya, Ollie Rochus, Dima

Off the top of my head. Bound to be more.

You're not gay, are you scoobs?

Hawkman
07-26-2006, 06:01 PM
I think youngsters should probably avoid the internet in general if we're worried about their little minds.

You'll make a good parent. :rolleyes:

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:01 PM
You're not gay, are you scoobs?
I am, in fact, a homosexual :)

Hawkman
07-26-2006, 06:02 PM
I'll just bet he spits.


Ahhh

Always the tough guy wearing the internet muscles; or is it tough girl ? Or is it both ? Why dont we just refer to you as the mouth ?

Metis
07-26-2006, 06:04 PM
As a straight woman I don't think he's attractive at all, but I don't think Safin or Moya is either, so I've been told my taste is questionable :p

I am not particularly crazy about Moya either, but I think Safin is relatively sexy (not with long hair though) :)

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:05 PM
Ahhh

Always the tough guy wearing the internet muscles; or is it tough girl ? Or is it both ? Why dont we just refer to you as the mouth ?
You and I have had this conversation before - it's not your job to insert yourself into threads to tell people what they should and should not be posting. We have moderators - you know this, you've fallen foul of them. Leave it to them. If a subject doesn't interest you, then please feel free not to respond and just ignore it.

atheneglaukopis
07-26-2006, 06:06 PM
Andy Roddick ?!?!?!? :confused:

Am I the only one that thinks he is one of the least attractive guys on tour?

I am not a gay male, but I would think that gay men and straight women have a somewhat similar opinion about these things :shrug:
No, I, a straight woman, also think he is one of the least attractive, and have always been confused by people who think he's good-looking. :shrug: De gustibus non disputandum.

liisa
07-26-2006, 06:07 PM
I don't like Safin at all. He just doesn't turn me on. As for Moya, I couldn't understand how the hell he was on the People's list and TWICE :rolleyes:

Scotso
07-26-2006, 06:07 PM
You'll make a good parent. :rolleyes:

I wouldn't, which is why I'll never be one.

Scotso
07-26-2006, 06:07 PM
I am, in fact, a homosexual :)

:banana:

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:07 PM
As a straight woman I don't think he's attractive at all, but I don't think Safin or Moya is either, so I've been told my taste is questionable :p
I think the distinction needs to be made between someone who is superficially attractive and someone whose charm is less immediate obvious.

I find someone like Roddick attractive on a superficial level purely - he has a nice face and, what I've seen of it, a nice body to go with it. Then you have someone like Federer, say, who on the face of it is not a classic himbo, but for me, and clearly for a lot of other people though a lot don't see it too, he has an X-Factor, and intangible something that draws you in. It's more than about a nice butt, though that obviously helps :)

savesthedizzle
07-26-2006, 06:10 PM
I think the distinction needs to be made between someone who is superficially attractive and someone whose charm is less immediate obvious.

I find someone like Roddick attractive on a superficial level purely - he has a nice face and, what I've seen of it, a nice body to go with it. Then you have someone like Federer, say, who on the face of it is not a classic himbo, but for me, and clearly for a lot of other people though a lot don't see it too, he has an X-Factor, and intangible something that draws you in. It's more than about a nice butt, though that obviously helps :)


Well I think even superficially Federer is sexier than Roddick :p There is something about Federer that is very physically attractive to me. Part of it is confidence, of course :p

Hawkman
07-26-2006, 06:11 PM
I believe most of you find these players attractive because they happen to be Professional Tennis Players. If they were 'Bob', the guy in the accounting department, you wouldnt give them any time at all.

liisa
07-26-2006, 06:11 PM
I'm gay and I like Moya. :help:

No one has any love for Moya? :awww:
I LOVE MOYA BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE LOVES RAFA...

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:11 PM
I'm gay and I like Moya. :help:

No one has any love for Moya? :awww:
I find Moya a classic himbo figure - he's a fine figure of a man, to be sure. Not sure what his personality's like - never heard much of him in English and my Spanish ain't so hot, but , yeah, Moya a few years ago with the sleeveless top - mighty fine :)

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:13 PM
I believe most of you find these players attractive because they happen to be Professional Tennis Players. If they were 'Bob', the guy in the accounting department, you wouldnt give them any time at all.
That's crap. I mentally rate all the men I work with, are friends with, whether they work in Accounts or not :D

This happens to be a tennis board, though, so we're discussing tennis players, not Carl from Human Resources :)

Scotso
07-26-2006, 06:13 PM
Well I think even superficially Federer is sexier than Roddick :p

Let's not go that far :p

liisa
07-26-2006, 06:13 PM
I voted Nadal. I think gay guys love him.

R.Federer
07-26-2006, 06:13 PM
No, I, a straight woman, also think he is one of the least attractive, and have always been confused by people who think he's good-looking. :shrug: De gustibus non disputandum.
Me neither-- andy's not bad looking though. Just kinda your average dude
I find Safin "excruciatingly" handsome. Easily the best looking on tour, easily. The two Tommys, Scud (not as much now as before) also rank high up, and if it weren't on his occasional jerk behavior which carries over into my perception of how he looks, Haas would be about as handsome as Safin in my opinion

Metis
07-26-2006, 06:13 PM
I find Moya a classic himbo figure - he's a fine figure of a man, to be sure. Not sure what his personality's like - never heard much of him in English and my Spanish ain't so hot, but , yeah, Moya a few years ago with the sleeveless top - mighty fine :)

when he smiles though he looks a bit goofy :p

Metis
07-26-2006, 06:15 PM
Well I think even superficially Federer is sexier than Roddick :p There is something about Federer that is very physically attractive to me. Part of it is confidence, of course :p

It's the broad shoulders. :D

R.Federer
07-26-2006, 06:16 PM
It's the broad shoulders. :D
Unquestionably, his nose :)
When you admire someone, all their body parts look much better than it might on Joe Blow down the street

Metis
07-26-2006, 06:18 PM
I believe most of you find these players attractive because they happen to be Professional Tennis Players. If they were 'Bob', the guy in the accounting department, you wouldnt give them any time at all.

I don't think you would find such fine bodies in any accounting department! :p

blosson
07-26-2006, 06:26 PM
Dima looks like an overgrown cupid to me :shrug: LOL

Women are attracted to men not only because of their physical appearance but sense of humour, personality, profession and even bank account :p are factors that mixed with their looks make them more or less sexier. I suppose gay men feel the same but they might be just a bit more physically turned on.

Sjengster
07-26-2006, 06:27 PM
When I started writing tennis fiction a few years ago I was considerably surprised, not to say disturbed, that the genre seemed to consist primarily of "slash" (?) stories. Exceedingly odd in my opinion, and certain female posters seemed to be disappointed in the absence of communal shower scenes from my narrative.

Metis
07-26-2006, 06:27 PM
I'd want Lleyton to be my accountant. He could tell me what line item #58 has in common with line item #47. :angel:

Nadal would be a great accountant too: No matter how much paperwork you throw at him, he gets it all done and back to you before you're even ready for it. :angel:
:lol:

I wouldn't get any work done if I was working in the same office as Nadal, that's for sure...;)

WuMiE
07-26-2006, 06:28 PM
Most of the posters here are 20-somethings and older. :confused:

MTF is thankfully lacking in boppers. The few youngsters I've come across (15 yrs or somewhere around there; I haven't knowingly come across anyone younger than 14 here) are quite mature and can hold their own against the older posters. :)

Kids today know everything about sex anyway. Nothing shocks them anymore. In fact, they're probably yawning over this thread right now.

I'm not shocked at all and I'm 15. I'll survive :p

btw, I voted Nadal :secret:

Sjengster
07-26-2006, 06:29 PM
:haha: Trust me, all the Spanish players sound like himbos when they're speaking in English. :sad: Which is why I would love to see televised, subtitled press conferences. :devil:

Anyone ever see that episode of Seinfeld when Elaine dates Tony the himbo? I saw that recently, and it occurs to me that Lopez looks just like him - long hair, rather hawk-like nose and backwards baseball cap. Hopefully he will not be requiring major facial reconstructive surgery in the future, though. ;)

uglyamerican
07-26-2006, 06:30 PM
When I started writing tennis fiction a few years ago I was considerably surprised, not to say disturbed, that the genre seemed to consist primarily of "slash" (?) stories. Exceedingly odd in my opinion, and certain female posters seemed to be disappointed in the absence of communal shower scenes from my narrative.

What fiction wouldn't benefit from a communal shower scene? Anna Karnenina, Karenin, Count Vronsky, Levin, and Kitty all hop into the shower and soap each other up. Can't believe Tolstoy missed that opportunity.

uglyamerican
07-26-2006, 06:32 PM
I am, in fact, a homosexual :)

I knew you were my favorite MTFer for a reason. I thought it was just your brilliant sense of humor. Turns out there's more. :angel:

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:33 PM
What fiction wouldn't benefit from a communal shower scene? Anna Karnenina, Karenin, Count Vronsky, Levin, and Kitty all hop into the shower and soap each other up. Can't believe Tolstoy missed that opportunity.
It would have done wonders for The Catcher in the Rye

Metis
07-26-2006, 06:34 PM
What fiction wouldn't benefit from a communal shower scene? Anna Karnenina, Karenin, Count Vronsky, Levin, and Kitty all hop into the shower and soap each other up. Can't believe Tolstoy missed that opportunity.
:haha:
There's an idea for a porn movie inspired by the great classics. Educational and entertaining...

Sjengster
07-26-2006, 06:34 PM
What fiction wouldn't benefit from a communal shower scene? Anna Karnenina, Karenin, Count Vronsky, Levin, and Kitty all hop into the shower and soap each other up. Can't believe Tolstoy missed that opportunity.

My fiction survived well enough without it. :p

Hawkman
07-26-2006, 06:34 PM
Well, then pardonnez-moi

Can we at least talk about the WTA players that are hot ? (I'm an equal oppurtunity poster)

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:35 PM
Well, then pardonnez-moi

Can we at least talk about the WTA players that are hot ? (I'm an equal oppurtunity poster)
They do that on WTAworld.com

A LOT.

Sometimes they even talk about tennis.

Sjengster
07-26-2006, 06:36 PM
They do that on WTAworld.com

A LOT.

And nothing of interest lies therein.

L.J.
07-26-2006, 06:38 PM
Tommy Robredo :hearts:

atheneglaukopis
07-26-2006, 06:38 PM
:spit: Nice signature! :haha:
Your signature, in turn, makes me question Safin's taste in men, aside from the inclusion of Haas (and possibly Philippoussis--haven't seen enough of him).

Eclectic Goddess
07-26-2006, 06:40 PM
All those guys are yummy in their own ways, but I have to vote to Feliciano Lopez.

Here's my ancedotal evidence: Last year at TMS Cincinnati, my friend asked Feli to sign a photo that I had taken of him the year before. Afterward, he asked about when and where it had been taken and asked my friend if he could have a copy. Of course, she couldn't deny him, and after we left the tournament that day, we stopped by a Staples near our hotel to copy the photo. The guy in the copy center ran it through two different machines and wasn't sure which copy was better, so he called over a coworker.

Rather than give his opinion on the quality of the photo, the coworker immediately cried, "Wow! He's hot!" He made a bee-line for us and demanded to know who Feli was. After we'd given him Feli's basic info, he wandered off saying something about how he needed to watch more tennis.

The next day, at Feli's match, guess who was there, with some obviously like-minded friends in tow?

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:40 PM
Now Robredo is interesting. I used to think he was quite hot. Then around Monte Carlo he started going for this longer mess of a haircut that made him look quite foul. You wouldn't believe a couple of extra inches could ruin a man (behave, you) but it's true.

Then by Hamburg he seemed to have sorted the worst of the mess out and looked vaguely attractive again. But I've never been as infatuated by him as some.

atheneglaukopis
07-26-2006, 06:43 PM
Now Robredo is interesting. I used to think he was quite hot. Then around Monte Carlo he started going for this longer mess of a haircut that made him look quite foul. You wouldn't believe a couple of extra inches could ruin a man (behave, you) but it's true. Safin did that with the mop. :tape:

uglyamerican
07-26-2006, 06:45 PM
Scott and I like Max Mirnyi.

uglyamerican
07-26-2006, 06:46 PM
Haas is indeed a hottie. I dunno how good he'd be at getting gay fans, though.

I would say that about Ancic, too.

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:46 PM
Scott and I like Max Mirnyi.
Max is another one who, inexplicably, really does it for me.

I'm not entirely sure why. He has a big nose and he's way too tall for the likes of me, but somehow, for me, it all works.

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:48 PM
Ancic is cute but I think he'd be much hotter with a skinhead or a short buzzcut, somehow. I'm over the floppy fringe.

Haas is also hot in a moody sort of way but for me, he's strictly second order for some reason.

Metis
07-26-2006, 06:48 PM
All those guys are yummy in their own ways, but I have to vote to Feliciano Lopez.

Here's my ancedotal evidence: Last year at TMS Cincinnati, my friend asked Feli to sign a photo that I had taken of him the year before. Afterward, he asked about when and where it had been taken and asked my friend if he could have a copy. Of course, she couldn't deny him, and after we left the tournament that day, we stopped by a Staples near our hotel to copy the photo. The guy in the copy center ran it through two different machines and wasn't sure which copy was better, so he called over a coworker.

Rather than give his opinion on the quality of the photo, the coworker immediately cried, "Wow! He's hot!" He made a bee-line for us and demanded to know who Feli was. After we'd given him Feli's basic info, he wandered off saying something about how he needed to watch more tennis.

The next day, at Feli's match, guess who was there, with some obviously like-minded friends in tow?

Funny story! I can't believe Feli doesn't have enough good photos of himself already. You must be a good photographer. :)

Scotso
07-26-2006, 06:50 PM
Max is another one who, inexplicably, really does it for me.

I'm not entirely sure why. He has a big nose and he's way too tall for the likes of me, but somehow, for me, it all works.

Yes he's too tall, but he's so nice and his body is delish. I bet he's packing, too.

savesthedizzle
07-26-2006, 06:51 PM
The hair mess started in Vegas... it was like a mullet when he wore a cap. :o But yeah, now that it's long enough it's looking better.

Interesting though, 'cause I notice that in the Tommy forum (which is mainly visited by European girls), most EVERYone is drooling over his long hair, whereas I want the short hair back. And I'm wondering if it's a girl vs. gay guy thing, a European vs. American thing, or if it's just me. :lol:


Well this American girl wants the short Tommy hair back :p So I don't know what that proves. :p

Because last summer in Montreal he walked by and I knew he was good looking before, but one look in his eyes and I was :inlove:

atheneglaukopis
07-26-2006, 06:52 PM
Funny story! I can't believe Feli doesn't have enough good photos of himself already. You must be a good photographer. :)
:lol: Yeah, great story.
:singer:
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

R.Federer
07-26-2006, 06:54 PM
Yes he's too tall, but he's so nice and his body is delish. I bet he's packing, too.
Is this secret lingo? What does that mean "he's packing"?

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:55 PM
Then it must be an American thing! We like the boys clean-cut. ;)
Not just an American thing - I want the short hair back too.

Sometimes the long hair thing works - Moya for instance. I don't think it does so much with Robredo.

scoobs
07-26-2006, 06:55 PM
Is this secret lingo? What does that mean "he's packing"?
I assumed it meant he's well-blessed in the trouser department.

savesthedizzle
07-26-2006, 07:01 PM
Yeah, the thing with Moya is that the long hair actually made him look younger; with Robredo it's the opposite. :o He seriously looks like he's put on five/ten years since the AO. :help:

(Still, I'd hit it. :banana: :o)


I agree :yeah:

Eclectic Goddess
07-26-2006, 07:04 PM
Scott and I like Max Mirnyi.
Although I wouldn't describe Max as attractive, it hasn't stopped me from having sex dreams about him. After all, he's very tall, has pretty blue eyes, and he does yoga.

Bendy is good.

(Then again, I'm not a gay male, so maybe my opinion doesn't count.)

nobama
07-26-2006, 07:06 PM
vvv And this is the first time I've seen anybody tennis-related on the front page of the Drudge Report. Matt Drudge is gay, btw. He must be a big Nadal fan. :lol:Federer was on his front page after he won Wimbledon. ;) But I'm not exactly sure what Nadal has to do with British men not being allowed to be bare chested in public. :scratch:

Scotso
07-26-2006, 07:11 PM
I assumed it meant he's well-blessed in the trouser department.

Yep.

AsGoodAsNew
07-26-2006, 07:24 PM
Fernando Gonzalez

enqvistfan
07-26-2006, 07:27 PM
Fernando Gonzalez

Why ?

alfonsojose
07-26-2006, 07:35 PM
Still Rainer :drool: :drool:

AsGoodAsNew
07-26-2006, 08:24 PM
Why ?
Cause I bet he gets down and dirty. And anyway he pushes all my buttons! I have a feeling that if he was alone in an hotel with a whisky in his hand, I'd manage to entice him. I cannot imagine Roger or Nadal or any other player getting all sultry Sinatra!

Loremaster
07-26-2006, 08:41 PM
Why you didn't include Carlos Moya in your pool :P??

Exodus
07-26-2006, 08:59 PM
nadal and lopez

partygirl
07-26-2006, 09:08 PM
Loves it.

scoobs
07-26-2006, 09:18 PM
Fernando Gonzalez
I think he's gorgeous - and he has one of the best pair of legs on a tennis player out there right now.

partygirl
07-26-2006, 09:43 PM
and he has one of the best pair of legs on a tennis player out there right now.
I think this of Roddick...legs & ass :o -may answer the attraction question on both sides of the fence
http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=95298&stc=1
he always seems to lead every superfical MTF poll, he's such an equal oppertunity slut. :)

scoobs
07-26-2006, 10:14 PM
*swoon* @ Andy

Yeah that works for me.

partygirl
07-26-2006, 10:17 PM
Yeah it says:

"Which male TENNIS star...."

Saumon
07-26-2006, 11:13 PM
Yeah it says:

"Which male TENNIS star...."
:lol: exactly :p

Saumon
07-26-2006, 11:13 PM
Max is another one who, inexplicably, really does it for me.

I'm not entirely sure why. He has a big nose and he's way too tall for the likes of me, but somehow, for me, it all works.
Max :inlove:

JeNn
07-27-2006, 12:02 AM
I love the names, tangy. "Supersize it". Love it :haha:

I think your research pretty much found the foursome, though I wouldnt put Safin on the level of the other three with what I have seen. Mostly it's Roddick and Federer and Nadal more recently. Tennis fan fic have never turned me on very much because they always seem to portray Federer as this macho guy, always the top, variously dominating the likes of JCF, Roddick (most often) and Nadal and I just can't see it. Federer may dominate on the court but off it he'd be a big old bottom built to worship tops like JCF, Safin and resident ATP donkey schlong, Hewitt.


Anyway that strayed off topic. To answer the question:

1. Roddick
2. Federer
3. Nadal (with a bullet)

ChloeLove
07-27-2006, 12:10 AM
I've come across many gay Nadal fans. They loved those lycra shirts he wore, and the capris, I do too, heh. Rod-dick too of course, he'll always be somewhat popular for his looks. I don't really understand why, there's just something so loveable about him.

NATAS81
07-27-2006, 12:41 AM
Thank god this was moved.

Caren
07-27-2006, 01:02 AM
Pfft. This thread is NOT "non-tennis." :ras:

I can't believe this gets moved and a poll on 'the sexiest wife/girlfriend' never :lol"

tangerine_dream
07-27-2006, 01:19 AM
Tennis fan fic have never turned me on very much because they always seem to portray Federer as this macho guy, always the top, variously dominating the likes of JCF, Roddick (most often) and Nadal and I just can't see it. Federer may dominate on the court but off it he'd be a big old bottom built to worship tops like JCF, Safin and resident ATP donkey schlong, Hewitt.
ROTFL. I noticed that too! And I agree, I think Roger is much more laid back in real life than on court.

OK, so I was looking through some gay messageboard boards to find out exactly what the fancy folks are saying and here it is--straight and almost uncensored from the horse's mouth:

posted by thei06
i like and love tommy haas, he is gorgeous! nice body and i came across some bulging pics of him - think that he isnt fan of wearing sth under his shorts ;)

posted by Babyblues
definately Tommy. he looks hott with his new hair-cut! plus he's got a great booty and body. simply shaggalicious!!!!

posted by Lalli1989
i find roger federer f***ing hot! any pics of his bulge?

posted by Babyblues
I think he's so f***ing ugly. he might have the brains but the looks are lacking!

posted by Warlock6
I find him sexy.:-)

posted by Naes716
Wow.... i'm actually surprised at how many people think Tommy Haas is hot... I think he is really ugly, but hey, what do I know... Federer is DEFINITELY no looker himself, but I would choose Federer over Haas any day...

posted by petereater
Federer is not what I would say is hot, but what he may, and I say may, lack in looks he more than makes up in talent and sportsmanship. He is a man among men and i adore him. Would like to see him with a buzz cut though.

posted by lvesckbtch
Rafael Nadal has the biggest ass ive EVER seen...SUCH a bubble butt i would love to top...and he has talked a few times before about the problem he has with pants riding him..and like duh...when u have an ass that big!! even his dad has talked about his constant wedgie!!

posted by danytrevino
OMG!!! (!) ... Rafael Nadal te amo!!!... Viva España!!!

posted by Muxhakaenixo
Anymore ass pix?

posted by ohinua
I just finished watching Nadal play tennis. It's good to see him back on the court. He is the complete package and he shows it all. Great dark hairy pits, nice nipples that show thru his shirt, a beautiful forearm, and what an ASS! When he bends over and his pants tighten up around it my mouth drools. And the icing on the cake was when he changed his shirt and gave us a good dose of chest and abs. I'd love to be in the lockerroom after a match and just eat his ass for an hour.

posted by Muxhakaenixo
anyone got pix of that ass?

posted by Maurice B
and those arms... o god *|*

posted by petereater
The sweat glistening on Andy Roddick's stomach gives me a boner! I love that he is not super fit. He looks great even without having some super-model body. Me want him.

posted by filipbong
Oh Lord have mercy! I'd lick all the sweat and juices off of every inch of Andy's body after the game.*|*

posted by stevie402
Come here boy and let me towel you off. Now off to the showers !!!! I will be in a moment to "help" you wash your backside!!!!! *|* *|*

posted by dwengster
i'm donning my Mandy Moore costume later... sans panties :P

posted by bike10
|* There is enough body for number of tongues to work Andy over. Nice time in the locker room with circle jerk with Andy and the members of his fan club. *|* *|* *|* *|*

posted by epicAdam
Where'd the chest hair come from????

posted by petereater
Despite everything, the cute face, the nonstop adjusting himself when playing, the bootylicious ass, the flimsy clothing, etc. The thing about him that drives me crazy is his hairy ass legs. I want them wrapped around me so bad!!!!!!!

posted by chance1
I would love to bottom for the guy and take him places he's never been before physically. He is my ultimate guy. He doesn't have one of those perfect chisled bodies but that's part of his appeal to me. He's smart, sexy as hell and and oozes manliness!! I love him!

posted by joejoesmoe
He doesn't really take care of himself. He's kinda chubby. AND he has really ugly hands. His nails are all bitten and sh*t. You when someone is a clean person if they have nice hands. They don't necessarily have to be manicured, but just maintained. Andy is pretty gross in my opinion, but that just what it is...MY opinion.

posted by Exvan997
Who has nude pics of Marat Safin? He is a very hunky bear! I've heard he has a really giant c**k, aound 10 inches I guess! Nudes, fakes, can I have 'em please? With cum on top!? *|*

posted by f--kmuscle52
I would love to see nude pics of Marat Safin too, if anyone has any. He is such a hunk of hot spunk - the broad shoulders, the thick thighs, the square jaw, AND I bet the THICK c**k, and JUICY butt. I so hope someone has some. *|* :sex:

posted by LTU2000
Well we all know about Lleyton Hewitt - the owner of the biggest c**k in tennis at around the 10 inch mark. What would you most like to do with him? I'd love to get bent over the couch by him and have that massive c**k of his rammed into me and full speed. Then why not have it fed down my throat and at the end of it all receive a nice cum facial. I want to be his b***h! COME ON!!!!

posted by danny69er
tie him up and **** him repetitively

posted by hardasarock
I would very much like to hit him over the head with the heaviest object I can find....

posted by diri
Does anyone actually have any proof about those ten inches????

posted by Andreus
I'll swallow him down to the short hairs. I know I can do it!

:haha: :rolls: :sobbing:

uglyamerican
07-27-2006, 07:08 AM
Legitimate thread on GM: Poll: Which player has the ugliest feet?

Motivation for moving this thread is clear.

tangerine_dream
07-28-2006, 12:09 AM
The shirtless thread is still in GM and the bulge thread is in the main non-tennis forum where this thread should at least be. :o

Anyhoo, here's a great pic of Roger working his metrosexuality to the hilt :lol: :eek: :bolt:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=95331


Here's a picture of machoboy Andy fantasizing about metro Roger ;)

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=95333

Hurley
07-28-2006, 03:59 AM
I believe most of you find these players attractive because they happen to be Professional Tennis Players. If they were 'Bob', the guy in the accounting department, you wouldnt give them any time at all.

That's because "Bob" in the accounting department would be maybe in the 10th percentile of attractiveness of ATP players. If he's lucky.

These are professional athletes, hellooooooooo, it's their job to be supremely fit, which, whether we like it or not, holds a huge part in determining sexual attraction. Most of us find these players attractive not because by virtue of their occupation we find them attractive, but because by virtue of their occupation, most of them end up being attractive.

Shit. Duh.

Hurley
07-28-2006, 03:59 AM
Anyway, as a gay man, I find basically everyone on Tour attractive, especially Stepanek. Now, off to an orgy!

JeNn
07-28-2006, 07:58 AM
Here is a little comic relief. My thoughts on the tops/bottoms out of these guys.

Roger - 80 percent bottom, 20 per cent top. Likes nothing better than a good dicking. Never a top by choice.

Rafa - 60 per cent bottom, 40 per cent top. Very versatile but with a bum like that one has to spend more time on the receiving end.

Dima - 50 per cent bottom, 50 per cent top. Happy to do anything and everything. :angel:

Dominik - 90 per cent bottom, 10 per cent top. Big old bottom. Loves it.

Andy - 70 per cent top, 30 per cent bottom. Macho self image puts him on top most of the time, but he secretly loves being on the bottom as much.

Marat - 80 per cent top, 20 per cent bottom. A natural top, but is open minded enough to realise that just as much pleasure can be derived from taking on the other role now and then.

Tommy - 60 per cent top, 40 per cent bottom. Very Versatile, but can take out that temper a lot more in the top role.

Lleyton - 95 per cent top, 5 per cent bottom. As pure a top as you can get. Will hammer away with his big dick and make sure you won't stand for a week. Has a bottom fantasy every now and then that he represses.

partygirl
07-28-2006, 12:07 PM
:bowdown:

Caren
07-28-2006, 02:25 PM
:haha:

Fee
07-29-2006, 06:19 AM
Carlos Moya... here's the thing with him (for me anyway)... longish hair, twinkly eyes, good strong arms... years ago I realized there was something kind of 'handyman seduces housewife/romance novel/porn star about him. I would joke that he could come over and move my refridgerator any day of the week. There's something almost dirty about him (but still clean enough to get naked with). And the whole 'adventurous Latino' stereotype doesn't hurt either.

tangerine_dream
07-29-2006, 06:22 AM
Looks like the a whole bunch of 'em jumped on the Sam Querrey express :lol:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=95513&stc=1

Hurley
07-29-2006, 07:58 AM
JMG avatar

Yikes. Talk about attracting gay fans. :eek:

I remember watching a Gambill match at, hmm, I guess it had to have been the US Open, when he was, you know...halfway decent. And you see all these guys there, waiting for the players to come out, and you look around and eye each other. Because you know why they're there. And everyone knows why you're there.

Ah. Good times.

partygirl
07-29-2006, 08:48 AM
I just so love when straight men write another straight guys name across their bare chest and go out in public half naked to scream and yell and stand up and spell out for their boy.

-damn sexy...i'm not kidding- :)

JeNn
07-29-2006, 09:29 AM
I just so love when straight men write another straight guys name across their bare chest and go out in public half naked to scream and yell and stand up and spell out for their boy.

-damn sexy...i'm not kidding- :)

Me too. I imagine a gang bang with them :angel:

Washa Koroleva
07-29-2006, 09:32 AM
Looks like the a whole bunch of 'em jumped on the Sam Querrey express :lol:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=95513&stc=1


OMG if I had to make a decision. That's 'which guy would you fuck?' material.

JeNn
07-29-2006, 11:21 AM
OMG if I had to make a decision. That's 'which guy would you fuck?' material.

:haha:

I would fuck R all night long.
I MIGHT have a quickie with S,A,M.

I would pass on the others.

What do you think Olga?

partygirl
07-29-2006, 11:58 AM
Oh HELL YEAH to the tall "R" :)
Tangy gets the exclaimation point! :p:angel:

Saumon
07-29-2006, 01:16 PM
Tangy gets the exclaimation point! :p:angel:
:spit: :tape:

R, S, A are OK :p

Fee
07-29-2006, 05:44 PM
Those must be Sam's High school buddies. I'll wait till they are all 18, then look them over again (in case I need to get my groove back).

partygirl
07-29-2006, 08:48 PM
AHHHHHH:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

-INactive slut :angel:

JeNn
07-31-2006, 09:33 AM
Oh HELL YEAH to the tall "R" :)
Tangy gets the exclaimation point! :p:angel:

Hands off R, biatch :p

Washa Koroleva
07-31-2006, 09:54 AM
:haha:

I would fuck R all night long.
I MIGHT have a quickie with S,A,M.

I would pass on the others.

What do you think Olga?


I'm really into A :p

M looks a lot like jesus (the mtf guy)

S is hot :hearts:

Nikki♥
07-31-2006, 10:15 AM
I'm really into A :p

M looks a lot like jesus (the mtf guy)

S is hot :hearts:

Ah, now I know what jesus is up to these days. He walks around shirtless with a M painted on his chest.

I find neither of these guys good-looking to tell the truth.

~*BGT*~
08-01-2006, 12:28 AM
A!!!!!!!!

LaTenista
08-01-2006, 04:31 AM
I'm surprised Ferrer hasn't been mentioned yet...I know he's been lusted after on gay forums

It also doesn't help he was videoed on TenisPro wearing nothing but a towel sitting next to Tommy Robredo and his vignette on the ATP site is mostly him practicing shirtless :help:

andys_gurl
08-01-2006, 01:10 PM
it's Gotta Be 'A'!!!!!!!!!!

Bagelicious
08-02-2006, 03:01 AM
R and A are tall, fit and tanned :drool: and there's something about M - pasty white body notwithstanding.

Bagelicious
08-02-2006, 03:05 AM
Hmm, looking at this link:http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/thumbnails.php?album=1&page=2

Andy seems to be a fan favourite. So is Alexander Despatie (canadian diver) - I love divers and swimmers bodies, toned but lean. :drool: :hearts: I am not a fan of overly muscular guys.

JustDoIt
08-02-2006, 10:06 PM
ANDY !!!

Gasquet&Feli_Fan
08-03-2006, 02:23 AM
andy by far

Daniel25
08-03-2006, 10:39 AM
I'm surprised Ferrer hasn't been mentioned yet...I know he's been lusted after on gay forums

It also doesn't help he was videoed on TenisPro wearing nothing but a towel sitting next to Tommy Robredo and his vignette on the ATP site is mostly him practicing shirtless :help:

Where can we find that video of Roger wearing nothing but a towel?? :drool:

Roger the hottest!:)

JustDoIt
08-03-2006, 02:01 PM
Where can we see pic of Leytons 'big' dick !? :D

LaTenista
08-03-2006, 03:16 PM
Where can we find that video of Roger wearing nothing but a towel?? :drool:

Roger the hottest!:)

David FERRER, not Roger Federer. :rolleyes:

Johnny Groove
08-03-2006, 05:28 PM
Does anybody know where I can find a clip of Marat wearing nothing but a cue card from the Tennis Masters Cup DVD? It belongs in this thread, I think. :p

these kinds of pixels exist? must find :drool:

Saumon
08-03-2006, 09:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfB9WM_uOtc ;)

tangerine_dream
08-05-2006, 10:58 PM
Thanks for that clip, Saumon. :lol: I need to find the Swiss advertisements Roger did a few years ago. Some of them were way gay. ;)

Danielafrenchfan posted this in the funny photos thread and I thought it was so cute and slashy that it deserves to be here. :p

http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/5107/animation4jp5xp5.gif

partygirl
08-06-2006, 12:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfB9WM_uOtc ;)
Oh My Modesty.

that was fun!
Safin is so special...i think i'm in love, i can't really see any other player doing that in a hallway at a tournament for a camera & then droping the damn card, like it was nothing.

:D

tangerine_dream
09-25-2006, 10:11 PM
The brotherhood and family of Davis Cup brings out the slashy side of our favorite players, doesn't it? ;) :hearts: :drool:

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/6a3040ce-7b81-48f1-b89d-5893a872dca2.jpg
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/apphoto/photo?sportId=850&photoId=1315431
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i155/annie572/nadal-verdasco.jpg
http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/5836/fullgettytennisdaviscupespita113201amcq1.jpg
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i155/annie572/nalbandian-calleri.jpg
http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/67fff7ce-d3ce-490d-86cb-124be11b5a71.jpg

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9095/fullgettytennisdaviscuprususa112607amfx9.jpg

Eclectic Goddess
09-25-2006, 10:41 PM
The brotherhood and family of Davis Cup brings out the slashy side of our favorite players, doesn't it? ;)

Thank goodness!

Daniel25
09-25-2006, 11:34 PM
All the players are coming out!!! One big coming out of the closet party at the Davis Cup! :yeah:

partygirl
09-25-2006, 11:39 PM
gorgeous.

Daniel25
09-26-2006, 12:29 PM
From now on, Dmitry will attract the most gay fans! He will have a whole new fanbase, will become more popular, will therefore attract more sponsorship deals and will become very rich!
And then retire to spend it all.

~*BGT*~
09-28-2006, 04:03 AM
Hmm, looking at this link:http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/thumbnails.php?album=1&page=2

Andy seems to be a fan favourite. So is Alexander Despatie (canadian diver) - I love divers and swimmers bodies, toned but lean. :drool: :hearts: I am not a fan of overly muscular guys.


:hearts: GOD!!! I've loved him ever since the Olympics. i watched that uglet dude get the gold, and Alex get fourth. :ras: Ceser Garcia competed in the Olympics with him and went to my high school. We had an alumni ceremony, and ceser came. I told him that I remembered him and Alex. He said he basically grew up working with and competing with Alex. Lucky ho! :p

He likes Andy! :rocker: and pova :ras: Back off bitch! He's mine! :armed:

~*BGT*~
09-28-2006, 04:06 AM
http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/Alexandre%20Despatie%205.jpg

http://www.showbizz.net/uploads/matinternet_SPORTS/natation-plongeon/alexandre_despatie.jpg

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/despatie_alexandre050719.jpg

http://www.fieryfjord.com/Neil/Olympics/Alexandre-Despatie.jpg

Gosh, and those just came from the first page of Yahoo pictures.

Washa Koroleva
10-05-2006, 01:51 PM
The guy with the green hair seems more attractive now :drool:

partygirl
10-05-2006, 01:56 PM
http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/Alexandre%20Despatie%205.jpg


Who can resist a fully packed Blue speedo?

tangerine_dream
10-05-2006, 03:53 PM
Animated .gif of THE KISS! :wavey:

Daniel25
10-05-2006, 04:08 PM
Thnx!!!! :) Is there a videolink of that kiss that can be found on the internet?

tangerine_dream
10-05-2006, 09:53 PM
Headline found over at tennis-x:

Safin Spanks Countryman Youzhny at ATP Metz

Does anyone else enjoy reading headlines like this? http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/images/smilies/spank.gif :devil:

Daniel25
10-05-2006, 10:23 PM
:haha: :yeah:

Saumon
10-06-2006, 10:12 PM
Thnx!!!! :) Is there a videolink of that kiss that can be found on the internet?

try youtube

~EMiLiTA~
10-09-2006, 02:57 PM
http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/Alexandre%20Despatie%205.jpg

http://www.showbizz.net/uploads/matinternet_SPORTS/natation-plongeon/alexandre_despatie.jpg

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/despatie_alexandre050719.jpg

http://www.fieryfjord.com/Neil/Olympics/Alexandre-Despatie.jpg

Gosh, and those just came from the first page of Yahoo pictures.

at some angles that guy reminds me of gael garcia bernal

tangerine_dream
10-31-2006, 04:36 AM
Another animated .gif. This one of Roger getting drenched :devil:

simpletennis
10-31-2006, 04:51 AM
umm, andy? i think he has a gay fansite somewhere

partygirl
10-31-2006, 02:56 PM
i think he has a gay fansite somewhere
1 or 100:p

glad to see Andy winning every poll, as usual:) :worship:

Daniel25
11-03-2006, 03:03 PM
Maybe because Andy is most likely to be gay ;)

partygirl
11-03-2006, 09:32 PM
:p

Daniel25
11-04-2006, 12:14 AM
All the gays? I prefer to fantasize about turning Roger over. The straight people can keep Andy ;)

nctennisfan
11-04-2006, 09:27 PM
Who can resist a fully packed Blue speedo?

that speedo and its contents look great.

Daniel25
11-17-2006, 06:25 PM
Roger is appearing in December's Vogue issue. That might attract some more gay fans for him.

Joyce_23
11-19-2006, 01:26 PM
Feli was actually the first one that came to my mind...:lol: and that's because I have some gay friends who loooove him. To me it makes sense, I always thought he was a bit creepy to be honest, I find him pretty in a girly way and that is exactly what my gay friends liked about him...:lol: Poor Feli.

Jade Fox
03-11-2007, 01:12 PM
Well, I have slashy pictures, although you probably have seen most of them before.:)

alelysafina
03-11-2007, 05:07 PM
Best.thread.evah.

partygirl
03-11-2007, 08:39 PM
Boys are just great.

AnnaK_4ever
03-12-2007, 12:07 AM
I guess you all know who (and even what part of him) attracts me :aplot:

Jade Fox
03-12-2007, 01:08 PM
Well, since this is now an official tennis slash thread, I thought I'd pose an interesting Marat quote he made recently that made me go:aplot:.

"It also means that his renowned lack of domesticity is not an issue. Admitting that his mother still does his laundry when back home in Moscow, Safin protests that he can cook when he has to, but that it is the "very painful" washing up that he loathes.

"But I have no family with me, I have no girlfriends, I have no boyfriends and I have no kids so I never have dinner at home," he says. "I'm always eating with my friends at a restaurant, so it's a special life and I'm enjoying it."

Does that mean Marat's bisexual? A bisexual Marat would be SO HOT.:hearts: :drool:

Daniel25
03-12-2007, 02:41 PM
If he is bisexual, I am moving to Moscow ;) :drool:

partygirl
03-12-2007, 05:33 PM
"But I have no family with me, I have no girlfriends, I have no boyfriends and I have no kids so I never have dinner at home," he says. "I'm always eating with my friends at a restaurant, so it's a special life and I'm enjoying it."

Does that mean Marat's bisexual? A bisexual Marat would be SO HOT.:hearts: :drool:http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked017.gifWhere was this quote?

-something about that grin of his say's: "I can have anything i want.:dance:"
personally i find bisexuals very hot, it is the future you know.;)

Saumon
03-12-2007, 05:58 PM
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked017.gifWhere was this quote?

-something about that grin of his say's: "I can have anything i want.:dance:"
personally i find bisexuals very hot, it is the the future you know.;)

Kooyong I think :scratch:

partygirl
03-12-2007, 06:18 PM
:D

and Saumon your AV....:drool:

Daniel25
03-12-2007, 07:08 PM
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked017.gifWhere was this quote?

-something about that grin of his say's: "I can have anything i want.:dance:"
personally i find bisexuals very hot, it is the future you know.;)

I think it came from his blog for the ATP site last year. I don't know at what tournament it was....

tangerine_dream
03-12-2007, 08:17 PM
Classic :lol:

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-3898.html
Analysis: Can the SuperBowl make you gay?
12th March 2007

Sounds stupid, but just when you thought you could get a week or two off from the SuperBowl, which ended over a month ago, now there are new allegations about the "gayness" of the sporting event.

The US Federal Communications Commission received about 150 complaints regarding the SuperBowl broadcast on CBS last month.

Most of the complaints revolved around the idea that the broadcast was promoting homosexuality.

The popular website The Smoking Gun, has put together a few of the absurd complaints from viewers who are concerned about everything from the half-time show to the commercials.

The site lists that one of the offended viewers thought that the half-time show would have a lasting effect on his son, who "hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay...Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY."

Apparently the fact that Prince was performing was considered much more "gay" than the fact that the game involves sweaty guys ramming and tackling each other.

Following SuperBowl 38 CBS had been fined by the FCC for what was seen as crude behaviour by two of its half-time performers.

MTV, who produced the show, set up Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake to provide the entertainment that year.

The two singers were performing a flirtatious duet to end the half-time show, with Timberlake singing, "Rock Your Body."

The song ends with the lyrics "I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this song, " and with that, Timberlake reached across Jackson's leather gladiator outfit and pulled off the covering to her right breast, which was partially obscured by a sun-shaped, metal nipple decoration.

After the supposed wardrobe malfunction where Ms. Jackson showed just why she is "Nasty", the show toned down the next year by inviting seasoned and "safe" veterans like Sir Paul Macartney.

But CBS is now being criticised for Prince's half-time performance. Many of the complainants were upset because they believed that the rock star was manipulating his guitar as if it were a penis and that his silhouette was phallic.

Maybe they are just upset that the image was misleading or more of a product of wishful thinking, but either way its not cool to false advertise.

Speaking of advertisement, the now infamous Snicker's commercial, which had gay rights activists up in arms about its antigay message, in which two mechanics accidentally kiss as they jointly eat a candy bar apparently also offended some antigay football fans as well.

The Smoking Gun posted an email where one such fan wrote that she felt "violated" by the ad. "God knows, I didn't turn on the SuperBowl expecting to be tricked into watching gay sex!"

One woman reported that her son exclaimed, "What the?!" when he saw the Snickers commercial.

"My husband rushed in to see the men kissing. This violates our religious beliefs and exposes our children to obscene and disgusting material they are taught are wrong. I want something done about this!"

The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, a gay rights group, had filed a complaint against Master Foods USA, the company that makes Snickers.

The ad was eventually pulled because it was stated that the ad provoked "violence against gays".

Most people no doubt saw a stupid commercial, but for those sensitive few who saw it as politically motivated coup on both sides have brought more publicity to the Snickers brand than they could have even dreamed about.

The FCC has not responded to any allegations and no doubt will dismiss the complaints, but after fining CBS for the Jackson incident there is really no telling what they will do.

With all of the injustices in the world it is amazing that there are people out there who actually think that watching the SuperBowl could affect their lives either way.

I for one have yet to meet anyone who has turned gay from watching television, but I am sure if watching Andy Roddick play tennis won't do it then nothing will.

Perhaps next year the game will be played without contact between the players, so that two men will not be forced to touch each other.

And maybe they should throw squares instead of balls, which would spare everyone from another homosexual controversy.
:haha: :haha: :haha:

alelysafina
03-12-2007, 08:46 PM
^^^ :haha: :haha: :haha:

partygirl
03-12-2007, 08:46 PM
If your kids turn out gay (especially from watching sports) you should consider yourself lucky.

-douche bags.:rolls:

Jade Fox
03-12-2007, 09:13 PM
Well, they do have a point. I mean, if all those closeups of that tight ass doesn't make a straight guy even consider, then there's no hope for him.;)

Jade Fox
03-12-2007, 09:24 PM
:haha: The world would be his oyster.

Forget an oyster. A bi Marat could bring peace to the middle east.:lol:

Bagelicious
03-13-2007, 02:34 AM
Thank you for the pics! :drool:

Sofyaxo
03-13-2007, 03:44 AM
Best thread ever.

I don't know why gay guys love Andy but I know they do.

Slashers everywhere swooned over that Marat quote. Proof he's getting it on with all the players. :p

partygirl
03-13-2007, 04:23 AM
I don't know why gay guys love Andy but I know they do.

Wait a minute you don't know why?:haha:






let's make a list...:devil:









The same reason chicks do.;)

Sofyaxo
03-13-2007, 04:58 AM
Ohhh I want a list.

And it starts with the ass/thighs area.:drool:

Daniel25
03-13-2007, 10:43 AM
Best thread ever.

I don't know why gay guys love Andy but I know they do.

Slashers everywhere swooned over that Marat quote. Proof he's getting it on with all the players. :p

I love Roger and Marat more than Andy, but Andy is the best in the ass area ;) :drool:

Jade Fox
03-13-2007, 10:44 AM
Best thread ever.

I don't know why gay guys love Andy but I know they do.

What? Have you not taken a good look at that ass? I know quite a few gay men who have drooled over that luscious behind.:devil:

Slashers everywhere swooned over that Marat quote. Proof he's getting it on with all the players. :p

Oh yeah. :worship:

That quote, coupled with one he made about how the men's tour have more beauties than the women, makes me think Marat's a definite switch hitter.

Daniel25
03-13-2007, 11:27 AM
That quote, coupled with one he made about how the men's tour have more beauties than the women, makes me think Marat's a definite switch hitter.

Okay, it's definite now: I am moving to Moscow to find my luck!!!! ;) :drool:

partygirl
03-13-2007, 08:13 PM
obviously Dancevic wants to be Andy Roddick;)

jeahhh!
03-13-2007, 08:40 PM
oh man great thread!

Jade Fox
03-14-2007, 10:25 AM
I can't figure it out either. :p

video by Queer Click :aplot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lolUi8FsGxE

Best. Video. Ever.:worship:

Daniel25
03-15-2007, 12:19 AM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8868/cb20f7cb4b84ky8.jpg

Marat is showing his bisexual side even in public!!! And Dima as well, but we already knew that from him;)

Daniel25
03-15-2007, 12:20 AM
How do I post this pic so you can see it immediately, without attachment?

alelysafina
03-15-2007, 02:29 AM
How do I post this pic so you can see it immediately, without attachment?

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5977/cb20f7cb4b84ky8hh8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:wavey:

Jade Fox
03-15-2007, 09:56 AM
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/5977/cb20f7cb4b84ky8hh8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:wavey:

:hearts:

That dude is one lucky fella.

Saumon
03-15-2007, 10:06 AM
It's Sasha Volkov, a former Russian player. He's now a DC coach and Marat's coach. He's indeed one lucky fella. :p

Sofyaxo
03-16-2007, 01:42 AM
Do you know of any other good slash sites besides the Live Journal one? :cool:

Well I write for tennisslash on livejournal which is really the only one I know about.

There are archive sites with a lot of good older stuff though.

Marat's a slut. So is Dima. But everyone knows this.

DONADANG
03-18-2007, 11:16 AM
I can't figure it out either. :p

video by Queer Click :aplot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lolUi8FsGxE

:haha:

Jade Fox
03-18-2007, 10:48 PM
Rafa, you make this too easy sometimes.:devil:

JeNn
03-18-2007, 11:35 PM
Rafa, you make this too easy sometimes.:devil:

He's practicing for sucking on Lleyton's dick with a similar sized object :p

Daniel25
03-19-2007, 11:02 AM
But he will be caught by surprise by Federers dick in his ass :)
No time to prepare for that ;)

Jade Fox
03-23-2007, 08:57 AM
Q. Tiger Woods is in town this week, which, again, raises the subject of who's better: Tiger or Roger? Your thoughts?
ANDY RODDICK: Well, obviously I'm partial to Roger, I think, because I've been on the other end of a lot of unfortunate things, for me anyway.
But what Roger has done over the last three years is pretty impressive. It's a big deal when he loses a match, like it was last week in Palm Springs. I don't remember the last time, or even as a fan growing up, when that was the case. Pete and Andre still lost matches.
You know, I'd have to go with Roger, but I might be a little biased towards that one."

Of course you're partial to Roger, Andy. It's like the worst kept secret in tennis.:devil: ;)

partygirl
03-23-2007, 10:11 AM
That is funny i arranged that quote into the slashiest truth possible like 6 or 7 hours ago in my siggy. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/greet015.gif

Couldn't they just kiss once for us, like Russian gymnasts (on the mouth)
...maybe during one of those come around the net and press into you hugs they display at wimbledon?

i don't think i'm asking too much... I need to go to bed now i guess:devil:

Sofyaxo
03-24-2007, 06:18 AM
All quotes that are Andy and Roger talking about each other have at least a little bit of man love aka slash in them, and their love is celebrated most at Kooyong.

Fee
03-24-2007, 06:54 AM
Oh my, I have missed this thread. :kiss:

But what happened to the first few pages, it really looks like some posts are mysteriously missing.

Jade Fox
03-24-2007, 01:18 PM
That is funny i arranged that quote into the slashiest truth possible like 6 or 7 hours ago in my siggy. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/greet015.gif

Couldn't they just kiss once for us, like Russian gymnasts (on the mouth)
...maybe during one of those come around the net and press into you hugs they display at wimbledon?

i don't think i'm asking too much... I need to go to bed now i guess:devil:




I love your signature.:worship:

And I hope Andy majorly redeems himself at this year's Wimbledon so that they can hug again. It's been too long since I've witnessed a true Roderer hug.:sad:

atheneglaukopis
03-28-2007, 02:04 AM
Rafa's going to be busy tonight--Rogelio doesn't know how to lose and will need some comforting, and Feli just called for a rubdown (no doubt wishing he cuold get it from someone else) after covering himself with towels and hunching over looking :awww:.

Jade Fox
03-29-2007, 09:17 AM
Rafa's going to be busy tonight--Rogelio doesn't know how to lose and will need some comforting, and Feli just called for a rubdown (no doubt wishing he cuold get it from someone else) after covering himself with towels and hunching over looking :awww:.

Hey, don't forget Roddick now. I mean he's got pain at the bottom of his ass, and Rafa most certainly knows what that feels like.:devil:

Of course since Rafa has lost, I'm sure Andy's gonna have to comfort him too.;)

Daniel25
03-29-2007, 12:03 PM
And Dmitri and Marat lost their first round matches, so they need to be spanked and then comforted as well! ;) :devil: ;)

Jade Fox
04-01-2007, 09:26 PM
I have to admit, the remaining players left in Miami are not giving me any good slash vibes to distract myself with while I'm at work. :(

While I do agree with you to an extent, I do find this picture rather cute, even if I don't think the guys themselves are.:hearts:

Fee
04-01-2007, 10:43 PM
That is cute, but not at all slashy. I just can't put Novak into any of these situations even if he is a handsome lad.

Just think about all of the 'consoling' that was going on in Miami earlier this week. The pitter patter of little feet running from hotel room to hotel room between midnight and 4 AM must have been quite unnerving to the unsuspecting guests on the same floor. Or did they just find a private, isolated bungalow somewhere to meet up at? ;)

Jade Fox
04-01-2007, 10:48 PM
That is cute, but not at all slashy. I just can't put Novak into any of these situations even if he is a handsome lad.


I'm a slash slut. I can slash just about everyone except politicians. Or Ljubicic.

Or did they just find a private, isolated bungalow somewhere to meet up at? ;)

I think that's exactly what they did. Can you say, Pity Orgy?:devil:

partygirl
04-02-2007, 06:56 PM
Canas's body pushes against clothing in all the right areas...;)
that is what i noticd this week.

Daniel25
04-02-2007, 07:55 PM
Canas's body pushes against clothing in all the right areas...;)
that is what i noticd this week.

:haha: I noticed that too! And probably everybody!
I like him a bit more now;)

Sofyaxo
04-05-2007, 01:27 PM
DC time aka slutty man goodness for three days

Saumon
04-05-2007, 01:32 PM
:D
and the Spaniards are playing! :yippee:

Kitty de Sade
04-05-2007, 03:46 PM
Canas's body pushes against clothing in all the right areas...;)
that is what i noticd this week.

Your posts are just brilliant. Any chance you would be willing to write a book. I'll take at least a dozen signed copies please. Yummy....;)

partygirl
04-05-2007, 04:51 PM
...well i'd be willing to do a lot of things:devil:

-uncensored/semi biographical T.V show is in the works first;)....because real live imagery is everything:p

:bowdown:

alelysafina
04-11-2007, 09:44 AM
I'm a slash slut. I can slash just about everyone except politicians. Or Ljubicic.


I've read Ljubicic slash, it actually made me like him better :o

Jade Fox
04-13-2007, 01:37 AM
I've read Ljubicic slash, it actually made me like him better :o

*Whispers* You're braver than me.:eek:

And on that note, anyone got any nice slashy Davis Cup pics?:devil:

alelysafina
04-14-2007, 04:43 AM
*Whispers* You're braver than me.:eek:



It's actually not bad at all, very different than what I thought it was going to be.

alelysafina
04-14-2007, 06:05 PM
:eek: Who was he slashed with, Mario? :devil:

who else ;) :devil:

Metis
04-14-2007, 06:57 PM
Canas's body pushes against clothing in all the right areas...;)
that is what i noticd this week.

I think everyone noticed it :devil:, but the way you put it :haha:


Ljubicic slash :bolt:


And why is this thread hidden in the poll section? :mad: :rolleyes:

Metis
04-14-2007, 07:15 PM
What are these 2 trying to hide with the trophies? :devil: :aplot:

http://www.elpais.com/recorte/20070412elpepudep_12/LCO340/Ies/Moya_Nadal_recogida_trofeos.jpg

(posted in the Rafa forum by mallorn)

Jade Fox
04-14-2007, 10:26 PM
What are these 2 trying to hide with the trophies? :devil: :aplot:

http://www.elpais.com/recorte/20070412elpepudep_12/LCO340/Ies/Moya_Nadal_recogida_trofeos.jpg

(posted in the Rafa forum by mallorn)

:devil: Can they be more obvious?


As for Ljubicic slash, I'll try but only because Mario's in it? Can you point me to this fic?:hearts:

alelysafina
04-14-2007, 10:49 PM
As for Ljubicic slash, I'll try but only because Mario's in it? Can you point me to this fic?:hearts:

http://community.livejournal.com/tennisslash/tag/ivan+ljubicic

and some mario slash ;)

http://community.livejournal.com/tennisslash/tag/mario+ancic

Sofyaxo
04-17-2007, 12:53 PM
or you can just go to the tennis slash community

http://community.livejournal.com/tennisslash/

Jade Fox
04-17-2007, 09:16 PM
Okay, now having read that story(Croatia Story that is), it's not so bad. While I still can't bring myself to go there when it comes to Ivan, this was rather nice.:)

tangerine_dream
04-18-2007, 04:26 PM
:aplot:

Metis
04-18-2007, 07:29 PM
Good God!!! :rolls: Where on earth did you find that?

...and who is the third guy?

Sunset of Age
04-18-2007, 07:43 PM
Good God!!! :rolls: Where on earth did you find that?

...and who is the third guy?

Rafa! Such a TOTAL MANWHORE!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :drool: :hearts:

mallorn
04-18-2007, 08:07 PM
Good God!!! :rolls: Where on earth did you find that?

...and who is the third guy?
It's from rn.com, pics taken in IW after Rafa won.

Lol, you think there were just three of them in that jacuzzi? Think again! :lol:

Metis
04-18-2007, 08:24 PM
It's from rn.com, pics taken in IW after Rafa won.

Lol, you think there were just three of them in that jacuzzi? Think again! :lol:

:haha: Don't they say that reality exceeds the wildest imagination?

Those 3 guys with their clothes on are hilarious :spit:.

Jade Fox
04-18-2007, 08:38 PM
Dear All Male Tennis Players,

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouth ankyouthankyouthankyou
so much for being so obviously gay.

Sincerely,
All the tennis slashers

tangerine_dream
04-18-2007, 10:30 PM
What time is it? It's MANHUG time. :D

Jade Fox
04-18-2007, 10:43 PM
What time is it? It's MANHUG time. :D

:hearts: MANHUGGING is great. MANHUGGING is wonderful. More men should MANHUG. There would be less wars.:)

Sofyaxo
04-19-2007, 10:11 AM
Manhugs and teenages boys in a hot tub pure goodness :crazy:

scoobs
04-20-2007, 12:24 AM
I was thinking I could do some pretty good slash with Federer, Nadal, Moya, Ljubicic and Etienne De Villiers based on the Hermitage meeting...

partygirl
04-20-2007, 08:08 AM
i was watching "center court" an interview program on the tennis channel,
Dmitry was sitting there being interviewed wearing this sparkly lip gloss made me and 2 out of the 3 girls in the room want to jump through the T.V.:kiss::lick:

-that is all:)

Jade Fox
04-20-2007, 04:12 PM
I was thinking I could do some pretty good slash with Federer, Nadal, Moya, Ljubicic and Etienne De Villiers based on the Hermitage meeting...

As long as De Villiers is not actually hooking up with anybody(I wouldn't even wish that dude on Ivan:eek:) I say go for it.:)

Jade Fox
04-20-2007, 07:16 PM
Um. No. :p

Care to join?;)

Jade Fox
04-20-2007, 07:34 PM
Tennis Slashers gain automatic entry to the Perv Squad. :lol:

True.

*Goes to change signature*

partygirl
04-20-2007, 08:09 PM
Don't leave me out.
consider my avatar an application:aplot::kiss:

Jade Fox
04-20-2007, 08:16 PM
Don't leave me out.
consider my avatar an application:aplot::kiss:

Of course you can join. That avatar is a very strong application.;) :devil:

Kitty de Sade
04-20-2007, 08:17 PM
Your avatar and my avatar as well...;)

I have a feeling this club will rival the biggest ones out there, and for good reason. :aplot:

Jade Fox
04-20-2007, 08:32 PM
Your avatar and my avatar as well...;)

I have a feeling this club will rival the biggest ones out there, and for good reason. :aplot:

I think so too. Anyone who wants to join, just put MTF Perv Squad Member in your signature. Spread the perv.:devil:


I'm editing this just to say that tomorrow has the potential for a MTF explosion, to which I have to say this:
Rafa, Tomas, just fuck each other and get it over with. :p

partygirl
04-20-2007, 10:15 PM
Anyone who wants to join, just put MTF Perv Squad Member in your signature. Spread the perv.:devil:


Done.

As you may see i have taken the liberty to come up with a slogan as well:hatoff:

Jade Fox
04-20-2007, 10:24 PM
Done.

As you may see i have taken the liberty to come up with a slogan as well:hatoff:

Loves it!:worship:

Kitty de Sade
04-20-2007, 11:30 PM
I think so too. Anyone who wants to join, just put MTF Perv Squad Member in your signature. Spread the perv.:devil:


I'm editing this just to say that tomorrow has the potential for a MTF explosion, to which I have to say this:
Rafa, Tomas, just fuck each other and get it over with. :p

It will be my duty and honor to spread the Gospel that is Perv. :worship:

scoobs
04-21-2007, 12:27 AM
As long as De Villiers is not actually hooking up with anybody(I wouldn't even wish that dude on Ivan:eek:) I say go for it.:)
So no spitroasting of Et then?

:sad:

Jade Fox
04-22-2007, 11:59 PM
Let's play a tennis slash game. Create a caption to go with these two pics:p :

http://www.maratsafin-esp.com/fotos/Con%20Volkov.jpg




http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/_peripheral/2005325142252355.jpg

Metis
04-23-2007, 12:30 AM
As long as he's only being spitroasted and not spitroasted!!!XXX(winkwinknudgenudge). :scared:

:o :o :o :tape: :tape: :tape: :speakles: :speakles: :speakles: :bolt:

things are getting hard core in here. :lol:

Jade Fox
04-23-2007, 12:36 AM
:o :o :o :tape: :tape: :tape: :speakles: :speakles: :speakles: :bolt:

things are getting hard core in here. :lol:

Well that's how we do it here in the Tennis Slash thread. It's not for the faint of heart.:devil: