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psichogaucho
07-05-2006, 06:48 PM
ask me. I know the answer

Nikki♥
07-05-2006, 06:53 PM
When will I win the lottery?

Bagelicious
07-05-2006, 07:55 PM
Why aren't I meeting interesting, single, hot guys? Surely they're out there somewhere, right? RIGHT?!? For goodness sake I'm on one of the largest university campuses in the world, you'd think I'd bump into one every now and then :sobbing: . WHY ME!!! why me...

Kristen
07-05-2006, 08:17 PM
Should I make pancakes in the morning? Even though it already is morning and I'm sleep deprived thanks to a 34yo Swedish man.

Mara_M
07-05-2006, 08:30 PM
que te pasa hermanito?encontraste la bola magica :lol:?

Washa Koroleva
07-05-2006, 08:33 PM
What is nothing?
What is fairness?
What is right about following your heart? As if it can't mislead you...
Do you see a big difference between love and marriage?
Are you religious?
Do you think they created a god when they were insecure?

Love ya Andy :kiss:

RFitzpatrick
07-05-2006, 08:35 PM
Why will Nalbandian never win a slam?:sad:

JMG
07-05-2006, 08:58 PM
Why do you make a promise you can't keep?

psichogaucho
07-05-2006, 09:07 PM
When will I win the lottery?

soon

psichogaucho
07-05-2006, 09:09 PM
Why aren't I meeting interesting, single, hot guys? Surely they're out there somewhere, right? RIGHT?!? For goodness sake I'm on one of the largest university campuses in the world, you'd think I'd bump into one every now and then :sobbing: . WHY ME!!! why me...

you're so demandant
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psichogaucho
07-05-2006, 09:10 PM
Should I make pancakes in the morning? Even though it already is morning and I'm sleep deprived thanks to a 34yo Swedish man.

you must make pancakes
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psichogaucho
07-05-2006, 09:11 PM
que te pasa hermanito?encontraste la bola magica :lol:?

no
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psichogaucho
07-05-2006, 09:15 PM
What is nothing?
What is fairness?
What is right about following your heart? As if it can't mislead you...
Do you see a big difference between love and marriage?
Are you religious?
Do you think they created a god when they were insecure?

Love ya Andy :kiss:

nothing is nothing
nothing is fairness
always follow your heart, darling
love ends with marriage
I was
no, they created gods when they didn't know the answers

I already know it :kiss:
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psichogaucho
07-05-2006, 09:16 PM
Why will Nalbandian never win a slam?:sad:

he doesn't train
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psichogaucho
07-05-2006, 09:20 PM
Why do you make a promise you can't keep?

'cos I'm a clown
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AgassiDomination
07-05-2006, 10:29 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Phunkadelicious
07-05-2006, 11:10 PM
Is Oprah God?

cobalt60
07-06-2006, 12:19 AM
Why do you know all the answers?

Mara_M
07-06-2006, 12:36 AM
how large is the univerese and how many starts are there?
define endless ;)!

Bagelicious
07-06-2006, 02:48 AM
What's wrong with being demanding?

When will Safin's next hot streak be?

Where did I lose my first pair of glasses? (11 years ago and I've never found them).

Where is love? (by special request from Oliver).

Phunkadelicious
07-06-2006, 02:52 AM
Does my butt look big?

Federerhingis
07-06-2006, 04:30 AM
Te gustan los circos?

Washa Koroleva
07-06-2006, 05:10 AM
nothing is nothing
nothing is fairness
always follow your heart, darling
love ends with marriage
I was
no, they created gods when they didn't know the answers

I already know it :kiss:
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:haha: Well thanx

NATAS81
07-06-2006, 05:26 AM
Where was the first photograph of a tornado taken?


What was the first religious show to be televised in color?


Who committed the first train robbery in the United States?


Who was the U. S. Navy's first Hispanic admiral?


Who had the first recorded hole-in-one in golf?


Who was the first black person to graduate from a college in the United States?


Who invented franchising?


Who founded the first all-jazz radio station in the United States?


Who invented the lava lamp?


What was the first television show to be regularly filmed before a live studio audience?


Who was the first race walker to be inducted into the National Track and Field Hall of Fame?


Who were the first deaf missionaries for the Church of Jesus Christ of Later-Day Saints?


Who was the first tennis player to wear short pants on the court?


What was the first country music television show?


Who was the first National Hockey League player to score a hat trick in his first game?


Who was the first U.S. president inaugurated in American-made clothes?


What was the first U.S. entertainment television series to shoot a show in Moscow?

Who was the U.S. Navy's first Hispanic four-star admiral?


What was the name of the first television soap opera?


What was the first television western series?


Who was the first female law school graduate?


What was the name of the first United States fatality in the Korean War?


Where was the first recorded tornado in what is now known as the United States?


What was the lowest the Dow Jones Index reached during the depression?


What was the name of the first warship named for a black person?

Athy
07-06-2006, 06:40 AM
who ruined this thread? :awww:

NATAS81
07-06-2006, 06:43 AM
Who was the first bowler to bowl 300 on television?


Q. What was the name of the first American ship to use SOS distress call?


Q. What was the name of the first baby placed in an incubator?


Q. What was the first magazine in the world for women?


Q. What was the first television program to use video tape?


Q. Who was the first female to fly in an airplane in the United States?


Q. Where was the first air raid shelter in the United States built?


Q. Who originated the word motel?


Q. How many clues were in the first newspaper crossword puzzle ever published?


Q. Who was the first female member of the White House staff?


Q. Where was the first cat show in the world held?


Q. Who was the first appendectomy patient?


Q. What is the approximate pulse rate of the average hibernating woodchuck?


Q. Who was the creator of the dollar sign?


Q. Who was the first player in major league history to twice hit three home runs in a game off the same pitcher?


Q. What was the name of the bus driver who had Rosa Parks arrested when she refused to give her seat to a white passenger?


Q. Who was the first person to receive insulin treatment for diabetes?


Q. What was the first make of automobile to offer air conditioning?


Q. Who was the first person to take a photograph of a U.S. president in office?


Q. Who was the first Jewish doctor in what is now known as the United States?


Q. Which NASCAR Winston Cup driver holds the record for the most Winston Cup victories on his birthday?


Q. Who designed the first nail gun?

Q. Who was the only person ever to win the presidency with both fewer popular votes and fewer electoral votes than his opponent?


Q. Who was the only person to serve as a voter for both the Heisman Trophy Award and the Tony Awards?


Q. Who was the first female to receive a United States patent?

Nikki♥
07-06-2006, 06:52 AM
soon

How soon? I'm already getting impatient.

NATAS81
07-06-2006, 06:53 AM
Why does the postage abort?

Washa Koroleva
07-06-2006, 07:01 AM
NATAS ruins every thread.

NATAS81
07-06-2006, 07:03 AM
How much money did President Abraham Lincoln have in his pockets when he was assassinated?

Q. What is the longest word in the English language that contains just one vowel?


Q. What was the first newspaper to publish a railroad timetable?


Q. What is the only animal that can see both ultra-violet and infra-red light?

Q. Who was the first person to water ski?


Q. Who was the first person to take his shirt off on television?

Q. How much did it cost to bury Rembrandt?


Q. Who was the first female to sing St. Louis Blues at a public performance?


Q. What was the selling price of the first electric blanket?

Q. What was the first musical instrument Barry Manilow played?


Q. What was the first city in the United States to use 911 as an emergency telephone number?


Q. "Elvis has left the building" was first said to an audience by what person?


Q. Who was the first person to design a ski area in Aspen, Colorado?


Q. When was the one millionth point scored in the National Basketball Association?


Q. Who was the first person cremated in the United States?


Q. Who was the first pilot to land a plane onto a ship?


Q. What is the only city in the United States that is spelled using only vowels?

Q. Who was the first woman reporter to work as a war correspondent for a broadcast network?


Q. Who was the only person to be a U.S. Senator-elect, a member of the U.S. House of Representatives and U.S. President-elect at the same time?


Q. Who was the creator of the first home satellite television system?

Q. Who was the first female reporter to interview a president of the United States?


Q. Who was the only vice president of the United States who wasn't white?


Q. Who was the first person to pitch in a Little League baseball game?


Q. What was the first theater in the United States to hire female ushers?


Q. Who was the first person to build an astronomy radio telescope?

Kristen
07-06-2006, 01:44 PM
Where is love? (by special request from Oliver).
I believe it falls from skies above :haha: but I look forward to psichogaucho's take on this.

I had pancakes today. Thank you for your guidance :)

Corinna
07-06-2006, 04:32 PM
why did jc withdraw from stuttgart? :sad:
why is it raining right now?
and why doesn't my tv work?

silver7
07-06-2006, 04:43 PM
Will Germany or Portugal win?:lol:

(I know the answer too :D)

Federerhingis
07-07-2006, 02:53 AM
Will Germany or Portugal win?:lol:

(I know the answer too :D)

Mich auch. :lol: Unfortunately. :sad:

silver7
07-07-2006, 09:39 AM
Mich auch. :lol: Unfortunately. :sad:

:D. Really? IS your fav Portugal or what ;)

psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:31 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

very little
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:33 PM
Is Oprah God?

I'm afraid not
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:35 PM
Why do you know all the answers?

'cos I read a lot
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:37 PM
how large is the univerese and how many starts are there?
define endless ;)!

the universe is constantly expanding, like the butt of Serena Williams
endless is something without end
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:41 PM
What's wrong with being demanding?

you may be alone for the rest of your life

When will Safin's next hot streak be?

I'm a pundit, not a prophet

Where did I lose my first pair of glasses? (11 years ago and I've never found them).

at school

Where is love? (by special request from Oliver).

round the corner
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:43 PM
Does my butt look big?

your butt look touchable, even bitable
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:44 PM
Te gustan los circos?

no
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:46 PM
Where was the first photograph of a tornado taken?


What was the first religious show to be televised in color?


Who committed the first train robbery in the United States?


Who was the U. S. Navy's first Hispanic admiral?


Who had the first recorded hole-in-one in golf?


Who was the first black person to graduate from a college in the United States?


Who invented franchising?


Who founded the first all-jazz radio station in the United States?


Who invented the lava lamp?


What was the first television show to be regularly filmed before a live studio audience?


Who was the first race walker to be inducted into the National Track and Field Hall of Fame?


Who were the first deaf missionaries for the Church of Jesus Christ of Later-Day Saints?


Who was the first tennis player to wear short pants on the court?


What was the first country music television show?


Who was the first National Hockey League player to score a hat trick in his first game?


Who was the first U.S. president inaugurated in American-made clothes?


What was the first U.S. entertainment television series to shoot a show in Moscow?

Who was the U.S. Navy's first Hispanic four-star admiral?


What was the name of the first television soap opera?


What was the first television western series?


Who was the first female law school graduate?


What was the name of the first United States fatality in the Korean War?


Where was the first recorded tornado in what is now known as the United States?


What was the lowest the Dow Jones Index reached during the depression?


What was the name of the first warship named for a black person?

you know the answers
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:48 PM
who ruined this thread? :awww:

NATAS81 is trying
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:49 PM
How soon? I'm already getting impatient.

girls and politicians must be patient
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:51 PM
Why does the postage abort?

it doesn't like babies
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:52 PM
NATAS ruins every thread.

this is *not* a question
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:55 PM
I believe it falls from skies above :haha: but I look forward to psichogaucho's take on this.

I said: it's round the corner

I had pancakes today. Thank you for your guidance :)

that's why I started the thread. you're very welcome ;)

psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:58 PM
why did jc withdraw from stuttgart? :sad:

Josep Perlas is ruining him, like he did with Guille Coria

why is it raining right now?

the country needed it

and why doesn't my tv work?

it's kinda old
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 04:59 PM
Mich auch. :lol: Unfortunately. :sad:

was?
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Vass
07-07-2006, 05:00 PM
Can i ask you the answer of one of my college assignments in electronics, or would that be too much? :p

psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 05:00 PM
Will Germany or Portugal win?:lol:

(I know the answer too :D)

I don't make prophecies
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 05:02 PM
Can i ask you the answer of one of my college assignments in electronics, or would that be too much? :p

do your homework, you lazy bones
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guille&tati4life
07-07-2006, 05:36 PM
Why do I put up with the heartache of being a Coria and Golovin fan? :awww: it sucks.

Washa Koroleva
07-07-2006, 05:40 PM
this is *not* a question
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Sorry?

:hug:

psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 05:41 PM
Why do I put up with the heartache of being a Coria and Golovin fan? :awww: it sucks.

'cos they rock, no matter how bad they play
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tall_one
07-07-2006, 05:41 PM
what should i wear when i go to the bar tonight? :p

psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 05:44 PM
what should i wear when i go to the bar tonight? :p

a psychedelict shirt, and something else which goes perfectly with it. forget the red
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 05:45 PM
Sorry?

:hug:

I love you
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guille&tati4life
07-07-2006, 05:50 PM
'cos they rock, no matter how bad they play
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why do they play bad? :awww:
can't you make them play better?

psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 05:53 PM
why do they play bad? :awww:

a matter of confidence

can't you make them play better?

I'm afraid I can't

its.like.that
07-07-2006, 06:25 PM
1. why didn't argentina win the world cup?
2. who will win the world cup?

:D

psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 06:28 PM
1. why didn't argentina win the world cup?

'cos Pekerman included Julio Cruz instead of Lionel Messi

2. who will win the world cup?

:D

for the third time, I don't make prophecies
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Washa Koroleva
07-07-2006, 06:39 PM
I love you
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Really?

:hug:

guille&tati4life
07-07-2006, 06:39 PM
Why did Pekerman include Cruz and Scaloni?
Why not Zanetti or Ponzio?

If the answer is Pekerman is stupid then, why is he stupid?
Why did the Argentine FA appoint him?

Washa Koroleva
07-07-2006, 06:40 PM
Is this guy hot? http://myspace-837.vo.llnwd.net/00827/73/86/827546837_l.jpg

its.like.that
07-07-2006, 06:43 PM
for the third time, I don't make prophecies
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:lol:

Fine, I shall rephrase.

Who deserves to win the world cup?

psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 08:52 PM
Really?

:hug:

oh, yeah
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 08:56 PM
Why did Pekerman include Cruz and Scaloni?

he likes both players

Why not Zanetti or Ponzio?

Zanetti is friend of Sebastián Verón
Ponzio played bad Confederations Cup

If the answer is Pekerman is stupid then, why is he stupid?
Why did the Argentine FA appoint him?

'cos Marcelo Bielsa quited :bigcry:
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 08:57 PM
Is this guy hot? http://myspace-837.vo.llnwd.net/00827/73/86/827546837_l.jpg

I don't think so
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psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 08:58 PM
:lol:

Fine, I shall rephrase.

Who deserves to win the world cup?

Italy
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scarecrows
07-07-2006, 09:01 PM
what can ROBOTIC MONKEYS do?

psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 09:03 PM
what can ROBOTIC MONKEYS do?

anything but feel love
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scarecrows
07-07-2006, 09:04 PM
to blank as a response

try another

psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 09:08 PM
to blank as a response

try another

drive cars, scuba diving, enjoy opera but can't feel love
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tennisgal_001
07-07-2006, 09:12 PM
How much is too much?
(highly amusing thread btw, thanks for the smiles)

psichogaucho
07-07-2006, 09:16 PM
How much is too much?
(highly amusing thread btw, thanks for the smiles)

as the Bard said "too much is not enough"
you're welcome
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tennisgal_001
07-07-2006, 09:22 PM
World-Cup fever:
Will Argentina win the 2010 WC? Will Riquelme be retired by then? Why did Pekerman decide to be "defensive" instead of insure his lead? What's the worst thing about this world cup, besides the absence of the Argies in the final? Is Zidane the best of his generation? Why? Who deserves the Golden Ball award?

Lee
07-07-2006, 09:47 PM
Why gaucho is not a gaucho?

Phunkadelicious
07-07-2006, 10:21 PM
Who is the smallest loser on MTF?

cobalt60
07-07-2006, 10:44 PM
What does troll and tard really mean? Sorry not Brian here. I like this thread too Santi :hug:

Phunkadelicious
07-07-2006, 10:53 PM
Who has the biggest penis on MTF?

.......over to you Brian for the obvious next question ;)
Why is Adam so obsessed with penis?

Phunkadelicious
07-07-2006, 11:03 PM
Why has Brian not sucked my cock for 2 days? :sad:
Remember how I always blindfolded you? Well, that wasn't me, that was him:http://www.brandonvalley.k12.sd.us/ttl/images/PhotoBank/animals/goat.jpg


Santi, why does Adam enjoy sex with goats?

Phunkadelicious
07-07-2006, 11:04 PM
Does Adam have a diagnosable brain disorder?

cobalt60
07-07-2006, 11:05 PM
Why did Sue interrupt the little exchange I was having with Brian? :p
Even I can answer this one-because I am a smart ass you little shit :lol:

Phunkadelicious
07-07-2006, 11:05 PM
Even I can answer this one-because I am a smart ass you little shit :lol:
OH SNAP!

I mean...

OH SNAP?

cobalt60
07-07-2006, 11:49 PM
Even I can answer this one-because I am a smart ass you little shit :lol:?
Are you happy now Adam? :hug:?

NATAS81
07-08-2006, 05:35 AM
you know the answers
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Sorry, that's incorrect.

Time to leave this thread on the count of false advertising.

NATAS81
07-08-2006, 05:36 AM
Why didn't you address post #26?

Washa Koroleva
07-08-2006, 06:11 AM
Even I can answer this one-because I am a smart ass you little shit :lol:


:haha: :haha: :haha: ?

Corinna
07-08-2006, 10:13 AM
it's kinda old

what if it isn't old? :lol:

but i know the answer now - it was because of the thunderstorm :(

scarecrows
07-08-2006, 11:36 AM
drive cars, scuba diving, enjoy opera but can't feel love
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wrong :(

if this is not love, tell me what it is?

http://poweredbysteam.com/monkeys/monkeysizes.jpg

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:06 PM
World-Cup fever:
Will Argentina win the 2010 WC?

no prophecies

Will Riquelme be retired by then?

probably

Why did Pekerman decide to be "defensive" instead of insure his lead?

he chickened out

What's the worst thing about this world cup, besides the absence of the Argies in the final?

the absence of Uruguay in the World Cup

Is Zidane the best of his generation?

yes

Why?

'cos he admires Enzo Francescoli?


Who deserves the Golden Ball award?

Zinedine Zidane
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:08 PM
Why gaucho is not a gaucho?

because I ws born in a big, big city, like Buenos Aires
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:09 PM
Who is the biggest loser on MTF?

psichogaucho
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:10 PM
Who is the smallest loser on MTF?

adee-gee
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:11 PM
Who has the biggest penis on MTF?

.......over to you Brian for the obvious next question ;)

not me, that's for sure
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:12 PM
Why is Adam so obsessed with penis?

he's gay
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:16 PM
What does troll and tard really mean? Sorry not Brian here. I like this thread too Santi :hug:

troll is a kind of norwegian leprechaun, but evil

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:17 PM
Why has Brian not sucked my cock for 2 days? :sad:

he's tired
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:20 PM
Why did Sue interrupt the little exchange I was having with Brian? :p

she tried to moralize this thread
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:22 PM
Remember how I always blindfolded you? Well, that wasn't me, that was him:http://www.brandonvalley.k12.sd.us/ttl/images/PhotoBank/animals/goat.jpg


Santi, why does Adam enjoy sex with goats?

goats doesn't speak
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:23 PM
:haha:

Why does Brian spread rumours about me?

he does not. there aren't rumours, my dear
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:24 PM
Does Adam have a diagnosable brain disorder?

not really
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:28 PM
Why didn't you address post #26?

because you don't want to know, you're trying to challenge me
but I really apreciate the effort you did
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 07:30 PM
wrong :(

if this is not love, tell me what it is?

http://poweredbysteam.com/monkeys/monkeysizes.jpg

that's not a monkey, it's a baby orangutan
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surfpinky
07-09-2006, 08:25 PM
why am I from ethiopia?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 08:30 PM
why am I from ethiopia?

because you were born there
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surfpinky
07-09-2006, 08:30 PM
why was I born there?

Phunkadelicious
07-09-2006, 08:48 PM
What's a goog shimmeiner?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 08:48 PM
why was I born there?

because your mother gave birth to you there
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 08:49 PM
What's a goog shimmeiner?

a german punk rocker
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Phunkadelicious
07-09-2006, 08:49 PM
Why does N@ have a birthmother?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 08:53 PM
Why does N@ have a birthmother?

she's not a machine
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Phunkadelicious
07-09-2006, 08:54 PM
Why isn't she a machine?

surfpinky
07-09-2006, 08:54 PM
is brian my dad?

Phunkadelicious
07-09-2006, 09:00 PM
Why does N@ make me laugh so hard?

N@, please PM me your MSN addy, I don't have it for some reason.

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:00 PM
Why isn't she a machine?

she has liver, lungs, kidneys, and even a heart
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:01 PM
is brian my dad?

yes. Brian is the dad of all of us
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:02 PM
Why does N@ make me laugh so hard?

N@, please PM me your MSN addy, I don't have it for some reason.

everything makes you laugh
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Phunkadelicious
07-09-2006, 09:05 PM
everything makes you laugh
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Nah uh. Seinfeld doesn't make me laugh.

Why were you wrong?

surfpinky
07-09-2006, 09:06 PM
why do I have really big urge to pee?

brian :smooch:

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:07 PM
Nah uh. Seinfeld doesn't make me laugh.

Why were you wrong?

I am not. Cosmo Kramer rules
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:09 PM
why do I have really big urge to pee?

brian :smooch:

you drank too much beer
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surfpinky
07-09-2006, 09:11 PM
in what places is brian ticklelish?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:14 PM
in what places is brian ticklelish?

left armpit and the place behind the knee
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surfpinky
07-09-2006, 09:16 PM
are you afraid of the dark?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:17 PM
are you afraid of the dark?

I only have fear of dentists and death. in that order
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surfpinky
07-09-2006, 09:20 PM
back when I was 4....
did the boogeyman really live under my bed?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:22 PM
back when I was 4....
did the boogeyman really live under my bed?

no, in fact it was the double boogey man
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surfpinky
07-09-2006, 09:27 PM
what is the double boogey man?

surfpinky
07-09-2006, 09:27 PM
what happened to brian?

surfpinky
07-09-2006, 09:28 PM
did the boogeyman get brian?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:28 PM
what is the double boogey man?

a golf player
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:29 PM
what happened to brian?

he's trying to understand "Seinfeld"
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psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:31 PM
did the boogeyman get brian?

thank God, no
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surfpinky
07-09-2006, 09:32 PM
what will I do now since the world cup is over?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:37 PM
what will I do now since the world cup is over?

go and read Thomas Mann's "The Magic Mountain"
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Phunkadelicious
07-09-2006, 09:39 PM
I am here! Is N@ signed on to MSN right now?

surfpinky
07-09-2006, 09:40 PM
n@ is currently not, but she will be.
[:

Phunkadelicious
07-09-2006, 09:42 PM
Will George W. Bush ever eat a pretzel without choking on it?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:46 PM
Will George W. Bush ever eat a pretzel without choking on it?

quite impossible
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Phunkadelicious
07-09-2006, 09:50 PM
Why do you keep saying next?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 09:52 PM
Why do you keep saying next?

to allow another poster to ask me something
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surfpinky
07-09-2006, 10:00 PM
why do people wear clothes with the exception of paris hilton?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 10:25 PM
why do people wear clothes with the exception of paris hilton?

social conventions Paris Hilton and I obviously don't follow
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Phunkadelicious
07-09-2006, 10:26 PM
When did you realize you had all the answers?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 10:34 PM
When did you realize you had all the answers?

november the 15th, 1997. someone asked which is the third highest mountain, and, I don't know how, I said "Mt Kangchenjunga"
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Phunkadelicious
07-09-2006, 10:37 PM
If you don't know how, then you don't know everything. ;)

surfpinky
07-09-2006, 10:38 PM
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 10:39 PM
If you don't know how, then you don't know everything. ;)

you got me :o

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 10:39 PM
Brian destroyed the thread :mad:

Lee
07-09-2006, 10:40 PM
Why this idiot keep putting words in my mouth even I asked him nicely not to?

Phunkadelicious
07-09-2006, 10:42 PM
What idiot is Lee talking about? I'll kick his butt Lee. :armed:

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 10:43 PM
but you must know, it must be the exception which confirms the rule :p
can I keep enlighting your minds? :p

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 10:44 PM
Why this idiot keep putting words in my mouth even I asked him nicely not to?

must be a real idiot
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surfpinky
07-09-2006, 10:46 PM
why did brian destroy the thread?

Lee
07-09-2006, 10:46 PM
What idiot is Lee talking about? I'll kick his butt Lee. :armed:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=3772447&postcount=25

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=3776782&postcount=33

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 10:49 PM
why did brian destroy the thread?

he has a dark side
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tennisgal_001
07-09-2006, 10:54 PM
Perfection or Excellence? Why?
Religion is faith but is faith religion?
When will I become a tennis pro.?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 11:01 PM
Perfection or Excellence?

perfection

Why?

I'm almost perfect, I demand perfection

Religion is faith but is faith religion?

religion is the opium of the people

When will I become a tennis pro.?

the first time they pay you for play
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tennisgal_001
07-09-2006, 11:06 PM
Are you a shrink?

psichogaucho
07-09-2006, 11:33 PM
Are you a shrink?

no, I am a shrimp
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honey_b_fly_15
07-09-2006, 11:42 PM
Is your name Santiago :p

surfpinky
07-09-2006, 11:43 PM
do you eat other shrimps?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 12:13 AM
Is your name Santiago :p

yes it is
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psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 12:14 AM
do you eat other shrimps?

only if I'm really hungry
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cobalt60
07-10-2006, 12:40 AM
So how many mothers do you have? ( I couldn't resist) ;)

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 12:43 AM
So how many mothers do you have? ( I couldn't resist) ;)

a real one and an adoptive one
(pease, resist the temptation of asking me who I do love more :p )
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Phunkadelicious
07-10-2006, 12:51 AM
What is the largest number in the universe?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 12:53 AM
What is the largest number in the universe?

a big one
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cobalt60
07-10-2006, 12:59 AM
a real one and an adoptive one
(pease, resist the temptation of asking me who I do love more :p )
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:haha: :confused: ;) :p
Who designed all these wonderful emotive smilies?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 01:04 AM
:haha: :confused: ;) :p
Who designed all these wonderful emotive smilies?

Robert J. Emoticon III
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Phunkadelicious
07-10-2006, 01:06 AM
a big one
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Wouldn't a big two be larger than a big one?

surfpinky
07-10-2006, 01:06 AM
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 01:12 AM
Wouldn't a big two be larger than a big one?

could be, yeah
you're smart
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surfpinky
07-10-2006, 01:21 AM
can I kiss you?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 01:23 AM
can I kiss you?

yes. twice
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Betty
07-10-2006, 11:42 AM
this thread santi :lol:

question: quando vincerň la lotteria :angel: ?

tennisgal_001
07-10-2006, 01:02 PM
no, I am a shrimp
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Do you like being a shrimp? Why?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 03:02 PM
this thread santi :lol:

question: quando vincerň la lotteria :angel: ?

the day after Nicole will do it
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psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 03:03 PM
Do you like being a shrimp? Why?

no. I wish to be a haddock
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surfpinky
07-10-2006, 03:45 PM
why do you know everything?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 04:58 PM
why do you know everything?

I read a lot
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surfpinky
07-10-2006, 05:02 PM
why do you read a lot?

Washa Koroleva
07-10-2006, 05:03 PM
Why does my stepdad only come to visit my sister and me when he has bills for my mother?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 05:07 PM
why do you read a lot?

I like the knowledge
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psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 05:09 PM
Why does my stepdad only come to visit my sister and me when he has bills for my mother?

a coincidence
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Phunkadelicious
07-10-2006, 05:17 PM
Why is Karl Rove such a closet-case?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 05:21 PM
Why is Karl Rove such a closet-case?

only a closet case can advise GW Bush
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Nathaliia
07-10-2006, 05:24 PM
When will my thread get 20.000 posts?

Phunkadelicious
07-10-2006, 05:26 PM
only a closet case can advise GW Bush
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Does Rove do gay things to Georgiepoo?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 05:28 PM
When will my thread get 20.000 posts?

in about 227 posts
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surfpinky
07-10-2006, 05:28 PM
is george w bush really a man?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 05:29 PM
Does Rove do gay things to Georgiepoo?

every Sunday, after the service
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psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 05:33 PM
is george w bush really a man?

he's texan
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Phunkadelicious
07-10-2006, 05:36 PM
Who does Laura Bush love more? George or her vibrator?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 05:38 PM
Who does Laura Bush love more? George or her vibrator?

she voted for her vibrator
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Phunkadelicious
07-10-2006, 05:46 PM
What is her vibrator's name?

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 05:51 PM
What is her vibrator's name?

Butch
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SloKid
07-10-2006, 06:03 PM
Would you beat Lena in squash? Or would she squash you?

Love the thread Santi :)

psichogaucho
07-10-2006, 06:05 PM
Would you beat Lena in squash? Or would she squash you?

Love the thread Santi :)

even you would beat me in squash
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Phunkadelicious
07-10-2006, 06:08 PM
Does time really heal all wounds?

surfpinky
07-10-2006, 06:22 PM
what does brian look like?

Washa Koroleva
07-10-2006, 06:47 PM
Did you get a text from me?

Phunkadelicious
07-10-2006, 06:48 PM
Is Aglo Olga spelled backwards?

surfpinky
07-10-2006, 06:56 PM
why haven't you answered the last four questions?

Phunkadelicious
07-10-2006, 07:00 PM
Were you abducted by aliens?

surfpinky
07-10-2006, 07:01 PM
did you die?

Phunkadelicious
07-10-2006, 07:01 PM
Or perhaps you were sucked into a black hole and transported to an alternate universe where not only do you not know the answers, but there aren't even any questions to be asked?

surfpinky
07-10-2006, 07:06 PM
what is brian's african name?

Washa Koroleva
07-10-2006, 07:11 PM
Is Aglo Olga spelled backwards?


Is this question funny?

Phunkadelicious
07-10-2006, 09:04 PM
Why does it happen that at the very , yes, at the very moments when I am most capable of feeling every refinement of all that is "good and beautiful," as they used to say at one time, it would, as though of design, happen to me not only to feel but to do such ugly things, such that... Well, in short, actions that all, perhaps, commit; but which, as though, purposely, occured to me at the very time when I was most conscious that they ought not to be committed?

Essence before existence? Or existence before essence?

Does masturbation really make you grow hair on your palms?

surfpinky
07-11-2006, 01:38 AM
DONDE ESTA SANTI?

good_gambler
07-11-2006, 02:21 AM
What is my date of birth?

psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 06:28 PM
Does time really heal all wounds?

no. my broken left fibula ought to be joined with screws, eight screws, and a piece of metal
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psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 06:29 PM
what does brian look like?

Brian looks like a half irish, half filipino teddy bear, and a nice one
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psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 06:30 PM
Did you get a text from me?

I'm afraid not :sad:
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surfpinky
07-11-2006, 06:42 PM
santi, why didn't you answer many questions?

psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 06:45 PM
Is Aglo Olga spelled backwards?

exactly
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psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 06:50 PM
why haven't you answered the last four questions?

I was thinking the answers
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psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 06:52 PM
Were you abducted by aliens?

almost. I escaped in the very last minute. phew
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psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 06:54 PM
did you die?

yes, but, instead of walk into the light, I come back to my dead body. Clever
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psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 06:55 PM
Or perhaps you were sucked into a black hole and transported to an alternate universe where not only do you not know the answers, but there aren't even any questions to be asked?

nobody sucked me in the last nine months :sad:
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psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 06:58 PM
what is brian's african name?

Sorongo. If you're argentinian you're laughing right now
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psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 07:01 PM
Is this question funny?

not really
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psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 07:08 PM
Why does it happen that at the very , yes, at the very moments when I am most capable of feeling every refinement of all that is "good and beautiful," as they used to say at one time, it would, as though of design, happen to me not only to feel but to do such ugly things, such that... Well, in short, actions that all, perhaps, commit; but which, as though, purposely, occured to me at the very time when I was most conscious that they ought not to be committed?

because we have a dimly aware of existence

Essence before existence? Or existence before essence?

the presence of the essence of the existence

Does masturbation really make you grow hair on your palms?

I have dredlocks in my right hand
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psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 07:09 PM
DONDE ESTA SANTI?

orbiting Ganimide
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psichogaucho
07-11-2006, 07:10 PM
What is my date of birth?

you already know it. you're trying to challenge me. But, if you want it, I can tell you your date of death
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tennisgal_001
07-11-2006, 07:29 PM
What's the time?

good_gambler
07-12-2006, 07:55 AM
What is the name of the women in your avatar psichogaucho? :D

Washa Koroleva
07-12-2006, 10:30 AM
Is Adriana Lima perfect?

BelgianWaffle
07-12-2006, 12:36 PM
Is Adriana Lima perfect?
Yes.

Will I pass my driver's licence?

psichogaucho
07-12-2006, 05:55 PM
What's the time?

2 55 pm (GMT -3)
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psichogaucho
07-12-2006, 05:55 PM
What is the name of the women in your avatar psichogaucho? :D

Olga N
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psichogaucho
07-12-2006, 05:57 PM
Is Adriana Lima perfect?

she never dated with me, so, no, she's not perfect
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psichogaucho
07-12-2006, 05:59 PM
Yes.

Will I pass my driver's licence?

keep your hands on the wheel, and your eyes on the ball and you'll pass
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Washa Koroleva
07-12-2006, 06:34 PM
Olga N
next


Who?

psichogaucho
07-12-2006, 06:36 PM
Who?

Olga somethingthatmeansfinallyinrussianIcantspell
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Phunkadelicious
07-12-2006, 06:36 PM
When will pigs fly?

psichogaucho
07-12-2006, 06:41 PM
When will pigs fly?

the day they strongly desire it
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Washa Koroleva
07-12-2006, 07:05 PM
Olga somethingthatmeansfinallyinrussianIcantspell
next


:haha:

tennisgal_001
07-12-2006, 08:31 PM
the day they strongly desire it
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They're pigs... they ALWAYS strongly desire *it*
and since that's not a question, here:

Why am I always lonely, even when I'm around people?

psichogaucho
07-12-2006, 09:14 PM
They're pigs... they ALWAYS strongly desire *it*
and since that's not a question, here:

Why am I always lonely, even when I'm around people?

you're not alone anymore since you meet me
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cobalt60
07-12-2006, 10:27 PM
Are you enjoying answering all these questions Senor Santi? :hug: I am enjoying reading all the answers btw

PamposCypriot
07-12-2006, 11:00 PM
Why the lesbians are the best thing that happened to humanity?

surfpinky
07-12-2006, 11:52 PM
santi, am I going to fail my test tomorrow? :crying2:

+alonso
07-13-2006, 04:35 AM
:awww: You're so popular Santiago, I mean everytime I try to open a chat thread nobody cares! :ras: [I know nobody cares about me, Eat that hatas :ras: You don't need to tell me again] and of course nobody is posting :p
but look at you! You're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Popular :lol: :haha:
:yeah:
Pd. Sorry I'm a little bored :p

Washa Koroleva
07-13-2006, 05:09 AM
You have to ask stuff, Alonso :p

tennisgal_001
07-13-2006, 04:28 PM
you're not alone anymore since you meet me
next

Thanks, sweety! :hug:
But seriously, I like people, I don't criticize them, I don't care for their racial/religious/social/economic backgrounds and I don't expect much -heck, anything- in return, so why is it so damn hard to *enjoy* their company?