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chewy
07-06-2007, 04:05 AM
How many posts have you answered so far?

psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 04:09 AM
How many posts have you answered so far?

more than eight hundred
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chewy
07-06-2007, 04:15 AM
Is the movie transformer worth watching?

psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 04:17 AM
Is the movie transformer worth watching?

not at all, rent "taxi driver"
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fenomeno2111
07-06-2007, 04:20 AM
What about Ratatouille?

psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 04:26 AM
What about Ratatouille?

it's okay
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chewy
07-06-2007, 05:17 AM
not at all, rent "taxi driver"
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awww...but its my fav toy


Why do we pee more in winter or when the weather is cold?

Tzar
07-06-2007, 05:50 AM
he doesn't train
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good one! :p

freesbee
07-06-2007, 10:11 AM
oh wise one, do you think I have a talent for organising?

psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 01:40 PM
Why do we pee more in winter or when the weather is cold?

in summer time, or when the weather is hot, we perspirate more
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psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 01:42 PM
oh wise one, do you think I have a talent for organising?

you, oh Freya, are a born organizer
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freesbee
07-06-2007, 02:41 PM
you, oh Freya, are a born organizer
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it must be hidden somewhere deep down then :scared:

how can I feel good about myself again?

Tzar
07-06-2007, 03:18 PM
psicogauchoo how far nalbandian will be in the US open¿?

Jelena
07-06-2007, 03:38 PM
Santi, should I leave one chat thread as long as they appreciate this stupid gay ad?

psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 03:44 PM
it must be hidden somewhere deep down then :scared:

how can I feel good about myself again?

just help an old woman to cross the street
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psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 03:45 PM
psicogauchoo how far nalbandian will be in the US open¿?

it depends on the quality of New York's reastaurants
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psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 03:46 PM
Santi, should I leave one chat thread as long as they appreciate this stupid gay ad?

no, there are more serious reasons to leave it
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Carlita
07-06-2007, 06:42 PM
When will we finally have weather that goes with SUMMER? :sad:

psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 10:15 PM
When will we finally have weather that goes with SUMMER? :sad:

next weekend
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Carlita
07-11-2007, 01:50 PM
:eek: how did you know that? :lol:

freesbee
07-11-2007, 04:30 PM
Santi is psychic :D

merce
07-11-2007, 08:54 PM
how do you feel about the snow in BA?

Lee
07-11-2007, 09:15 PM
Where is Santi? :awww:

chewy
07-11-2007, 10:35 PM
Who's the most talented asian tennis player atm??

Naranoc
07-11-2007, 10:57 PM
What should I aim to have achieved by the end of the summer holiday?

scarecrows
07-12-2007, 02:01 PM
which is the best Genesis album?

psichogaucho
07-12-2007, 06:24 PM
:eek: how did you know that? :lol:

accuweather.com
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psichogaucho
07-12-2007, 06:26 PM
how do you feel about the snow in BA?

I remembered a comic book, "El Eternauta", and I was afraid
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psichogaucho
07-12-2007, 06:28 PM
Where is Santi? :awww:

still at my mum's
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psichogaucho
07-12-2007, 06:29 PM
Who's the most talented asian tennis player atm??

Lin Yu Tang, the chinese Pat Cash
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psichogaucho
07-12-2007, 06:30 PM
What should I aim to have achieved by the end of the summer holiday?

a nice tan
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psichogaucho
07-12-2007, 06:31 PM
which is the best Genesis album?

selling england by the pound
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Lee
07-12-2007, 07:47 PM
Lin Yu Tang, the chinese Pat Cash
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Who's Lin Yu Tang?

The one I know is female and was quite a political force many years ago.

psichogaucho
07-12-2007, 07:50 PM
Who's Lin Yu Tang?



the chinese Pat Cash
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Carlita
07-12-2007, 07:52 PM
Will Kane make it big in Europe?

psichogaucho
07-12-2007, 07:55 PM
Will Kane make it big in Europe?

Roy did it well, and I'm still waiting something else from Roby
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
07-12-2007, 09:52 PM
my 2 questions are too personal to be displayed in a public forum... hope you don't mind dear psichogaucho, i wrote in hyeroglyphs.

Question 1

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9074/qhyho9.jpg

Please: yes? or no? :aplot: :angel:

Question 2

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/953/rscvd7.jpg

Please: :shrug: :confused:

thank you very much for answering :hug: :smooch:

psichogaucho
07-12-2007, 09:56 PM
my 2 questions are too personal to be displayed in a public forum... hope you don't mind dear psichogaucho, i wrote in hyeroglyphs.

Question 1

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9074/qhyho9.jpg

Please: yes? or no? :aplot: :angel:

no, you pervert!

Question 2

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/953/rscvd7.jpg

Please: :shrug: :confused:

thank you very much for answering :hug: :smooch:

go ahead
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
07-12-2007, 10:01 PM
Answer 1: :lol:

Answer 2: phewww i feel relieved



thank you very much psichogaucho, you're just :yeah:

Naranoc
07-13-2007, 12:22 AM
Which fruit smoothie is the best to make?

psichogaucho
07-13-2007, 12:25 AM
Which fruit smoothie is the best to make?

watermelon
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Carlita
07-13-2007, 03:40 PM
Who or what is behind door no.2 ? :unsure:

psichogaucho
07-13-2007, 03:49 PM
Who or what is behind door no.2 ? :unsure:

lady's toilet room. knock on the door before come in, there's a woman inside
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chewy
07-13-2007, 06:21 PM
what has Lin Yu Tang achieved in his/her tennis career so far?

psichogaucho
07-13-2007, 06:31 PM
what has Lin Yu Tang achieved in his/her tennis career so far?

he has a nice headband like Pat Cash
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Corinna
07-13-2007, 06:49 PM
will the party i go to tonight be good? :p

psichogaucho
07-13-2007, 11:20 PM
will the party i go to tonight be good? :p

yes, and you'll break several hearts there
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chewy
07-14-2007, 09:13 AM
Why do people ask question when they don’t want to know the answer?

Corinna
07-14-2007, 12:29 PM
yes, and you'll break several hearts there


:shrug:

Carlita
07-29-2007, 11:10 AM
Has Carlos Moya lost his marbles? :silly:

wursti
08-02-2007, 09:13 AM
why do we need money to live.....?

psichogaucho
08-08-2007, 09:44 PM
Why do people ask question when they don’t want to know the answer?

just to piss me
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psichogaucho
08-08-2007, 09:46 PM
Has Carlos Moya lost his marbles? :silly:

yes, but he's still hot, and that's all we need
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psichogaucho
08-08-2007, 09:47 PM
why do we need money to live.....?

we don't need money to live, we need money to buy things
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Naranoc
08-08-2007, 09:50 PM
What's the first thread you checked upon logging in to MTF?

Welcome back! :woohoo:

psichogaucho
08-08-2007, 10:03 PM
What's the first thread you checked upon logging in to MTF?

Welcome back! :woohoo:

"rising Francesco - la mamma di Francesco è tornata
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cobalt60
08-08-2007, 10:04 PM
Where have you been?
( welcome back and hello my lovely :hug: ) Lola is back too; :yeah:

psichogaucho
08-08-2007, 10:06 PM
Where have you been?
( welcome back and hello my lovely :hug: ) Lola is back too; :yeah:

Mar del Plata, Argentina
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Carlita
08-09-2007, 09:10 AM
So, Moya lost his marbles but is still hot..... :D

....what is it about Moya that makes him hot?

Zirconek
08-09-2007, 11:25 AM
Should I? :p

psichogaucho
08-09-2007, 02:11 PM
So, Moya lost his marbles but is still hot..... :D

....what is it about Moya that makes him hot?

everything, Carlitos is the hotness himself
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psichogaucho
08-09-2007, 02:12 PM
Should I? :p

of course
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Carlita
08-13-2007, 02:48 PM
Is it okay to keep kicking Nando's ass? :inlove: :devil:

Tennis-Engineer
08-13-2007, 06:16 PM
Who was the last tennis player (and when) to win both Montreal and Cincinnati masters in one year ?

natasha_nana
08-15-2007, 01:47 PM
Andy Roddick in 2003


Who was the last player not named Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal to reach at least 2 GS finals in the same year?

psichogaucho
08-15-2007, 05:46 PM
Is it okay to keep kicking Nando's ass? :inlove: :devil:

of course
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psichogaucho
08-15-2007, 05:47 PM
Andy Roddick in 2003


Who was the last player not named Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal to reach at least 2 GS finals in the same year?

excuse me, but the name of the thread is "ask me. I know the answer"

no answers for you, two weeks
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Burrow
08-15-2007, 05:51 PM
Which racket do I use?

psichogaucho
08-15-2007, 05:54 PM
Which racket do I use?

a pretty one
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Burrow
08-15-2007, 05:55 PM
Wrong, it's a prestige classic. UGLY.

Should I play tennis soon? in the next hour?

psichogaucho
08-15-2007, 06:07 PM
Wrong, it's a prestige classic. UGLY.

Should I play tennis soon? in the next hour?

rule number two, do not ask things you already know
no answers for you, three weeks
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natasha_nana
08-15-2007, 06:09 PM
excuse me, but the name of the thread is "ask me. I know the answer"

no answers for you, two weeks
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aww sorry...i didn't realise!! Didn't mean to steal your thunder...

And I do really want to know the answer to my question...oh well :(
Maybe next time.

Nikki♥
08-15-2007, 06:10 PM
Why am I so stupid?

JeffCandoi
08-15-2007, 06:27 PM
are you a girl?

psichogaucho
08-15-2007, 06:38 PM
Why am I so stupid?

because you knew me. I am contagiously stupid
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Lee
08-15-2007, 06:39 PM
will you be here more frequent?

Nikki♥
08-15-2007, 06:41 PM
because you knew me. I am contagiously stupid
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I was already stupid before I met you.

psichogaucho
08-15-2007, 06:41 PM
are you a girl?

only when I see Carlos Moyà. and Paolo Maldini
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psichogaucho
08-15-2007, 06:43 PM
will you be here more frequent?

no
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freesbee
08-15-2007, 07:04 PM
no
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Why not? :awww:

psichogaucho
08-15-2007, 07:19 PM
Why not? :awww:

I'm a busy man, lately
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Carlita
08-15-2007, 09:56 PM
where is the love? :awww:

psichogaucho
08-16-2007, 06:48 PM
where is the love? :awww:

is waiting round the corner
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Naranoc
08-16-2007, 06:50 PM
What's the fastest way of cheering oneself up?

psichogaucho
08-16-2007, 06:57 PM
What's the fastest way of cheering oneself up?

go to the mirror, look at yourself, hit your chest with your fist two or three times and say "go me, go"
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Tennis-Engineer
08-16-2007, 08:40 PM
What is the easiest way to get paid on internet with no initial investment ?

psichogaucho
08-18-2007, 06:32 PM
What is the easiest way to get paid on internet with no initial investment ?

build a site "ask me. I know the answer". five pounds stirling each answer.
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Louche
08-18-2007, 10:56 PM
Do "good" emails ever come from Nigeria?

Naranoc
08-19-2007, 12:14 AM
What is the best hot drink to make when I've got a cold? :sobbing:

psichogaucho
08-20-2007, 08:06 PM
Do "good" emails ever come from Nigeria?

Kanu once sent me a fucking hilarious email, ha, ha, ha
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psichogaucho
08-20-2007, 08:09 PM
What is the best hot drink to make when I've got a cold? :sobbing:

rice soup
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Nikki♥
08-20-2007, 08:13 PM
Should I get my cell phone to send THIS text message or should I better leave it where it is?

psichogaucho
08-20-2007, 08:20 PM
Should I get my cell phone to send THIS text message or should I better leave it where it is?

send it
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Nikki♥
08-20-2007, 08:22 PM
send it
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:eek: Ok, if you say so great master. :bowdown: If he won't reply I'll probably cry myself to sleep but at least I've given it a try. Thank you.

freesbee
08-20-2007, 08:25 PM
Should I stop drinking coca-cola?

psichogaucho
08-20-2007, 08:26 PM
:eek: Ok, if you say so great master. :bowdown: If he won't reply I'll probably cry myself to sleep but at least I've given it a try. Thank you.

(if he doesn't reply, he's missing something)

psichogaucho
08-20-2007, 08:27 PM
Should I stop drinking coca-cola?

yes, try orange juice
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Burrow
08-20-2007, 08:36 PM
How are you so genial?

psichogaucho
08-20-2007, 08:39 PM
How are you so genial?

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5858893&postcount=2077

Nikki♥
08-20-2007, 08:43 PM
(if he doesn't reply, he's missing something)

You are right.

Anyway, what should I write?

psichogaucho
08-20-2007, 08:46 PM
You are right.

Anyway, what should I write?

I didn't mean to hurt you
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Nikki♥
08-20-2007, 08:52 PM
I didn't mean to hurt you
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I found 'No seas pavote' a bit more appropriate.

psichogaucho
08-20-2007, 09:00 PM
I found 'No seas pavote' a bit more appropriate.

( :lol: )

Louche
08-21-2007, 04:35 AM
If Amalita Fortabat is still alive, what are the odds she would adopt me? I would like to live in "Mom's" home in Patagonia.

Thanks.

psichogaucho
08-23-2007, 01:47 AM
If Amalita Fortabat is still alive, what are the odds she would adopt me? I would like to live in "Mom's" home in Patagonia.

Thanks.

she's alive and drooling, so the odds are 1 to 20
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Zirconek
08-23-2007, 03:05 AM
What was the real name of Jack, the Ripper?

Zirconek
08-23-2007, 03:06 AM
Is there a monster at Loch Ness?

psichogaucho
08-23-2007, 06:14 PM
What was the real name of Jack, the Ripper?

John Walker
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psichogaucho
08-23-2007, 06:15 PM
Is there a monster at Loch Ness?

of course
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Louche
08-24-2007, 07:20 PM
"Cogito, ergo sum"

Yes, no?

Nikki♥
08-25-2007, 08:22 AM
Did you get my text message this time?

Sean.J.S.
08-25-2007, 11:33 AM
Will Christos become a pro?

psichogaucho
08-26-2007, 10:09 PM
"Cogito, ergo sum"

Yes, no?

no, I drink, therefore I am
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psichogaucho
08-26-2007, 10:09 PM
Did you get my text message this time?

no
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psichogaucho
08-26-2007, 10:10 PM
Will Christos become a pro?

yes
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BgStallion
08-26-2007, 10:39 PM
I'd ask you what the meaning of Life,The Universe and Everything is ,but I already know that the answer is 42 :(
Sorry - I just couldn't resist :p

Enjoy Incubus
08-27-2007, 03:54 AM
How far is so far?
Where's the wall between being gay or not?
Why people don't change to linux when they know it's better than Microsoft's OS?
Where will I go after dying? Where shall I? Will I still be living anywhere?
Are you mad at me for asking so many stupid questions?
Are this questions stupid? Or am I the stupid and I just can't realize about it?

Voo de Mar
08-27-2007, 04:00 AM
Will I find the love which I've lost?

scarecrows
08-29-2007, 02:39 PM
why do both boxers cheer after a match, even the one that got demolished?

Nikki♥
08-29-2007, 02:45 PM
no
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:sad: :sobbing:
But yours was good. Your German is really improving.

psichogaucho
08-30-2007, 02:00 AM
How far is so far??

670 km

Where's the wall between being gay or not?

San Francisco, Ca

Why people don't change to linux when they know it's better than Microsoft's OS?

they don't want to defiance Mr Gates

Where will I go after dying? Where shall I? Will I still be living anywhere?

a better place named cemetery, at least your mortal remains. your soul will go to a boring place named heaven.

Are you mad at me for asking so many stupid questions?

no

Are this questions stupid? Or am I the stupid and I just can't realize about it?

not really, and you're not that stupid
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psichogaucho
08-30-2007, 02:02 AM
Will I find the love which I've lost?

San Francisco, Ca
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psichogaucho
08-30-2007, 02:03 AM
why do both boxers cheer after a match, even the one that got demolished?

fixed fights, bets mafia
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Voo de Mar
08-30-2007, 02:09 AM
San Francisco, Ca
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I didn't ask "where" but "will" ;) Anyway I forgot that you don't answer the questions about the future. Sorry :p

psichogaucho
08-30-2007, 02:13 AM
I didn't ask "where" but "will" ;) Anyway I forgot that you don't answer the questions about the future. Sorry :p

(shit, I read so fast, sometimes)

Andres Guazzelli
08-30-2007, 02:35 AM
Why the hell is Mar del Plata so cold lately? That's not normal!
We want answers!!

psichogaucho
08-30-2007, 02:37 AM
Why the hell is Mar del Plata so cold lately? That's not normal!
We want answers!!

the global heating, greenhoouse effect and all that crap
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Louche
08-30-2007, 04:20 AM
So, do you think Nietzsche had syphilis?

psichogaucho
08-30-2007, 03:28 PM
So, do you think Nietzsche had syphilis?

also sprach Zarathustra
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Louche
09-02-2007, 10:43 PM
Very clever. Gold star for your forehead and :worship:

Why are the Dutch people the tallest in the world?

psichogaucho
09-03-2007, 05:29 PM
Very clever. Gold star for your forehead and :worship:

Why are the Dutch people the tallest in the world?

most of the Holland territory is below the level of the sea, so, they are tall just to can behold the seascapes
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Nikki♥
09-03-2007, 05:31 PM
Why does cheese smell of cheese?

psichogaucho
09-03-2007, 05:38 PM
Why does cheese smell of cheese?

nobody would eat cheese which smells like teenage spirit
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Nikki♥
09-03-2007, 05:39 PM
nobody would eat cheese which smells like teenage spirit
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:rolls:

Nikki♥
09-03-2007, 05:40 PM
And another question: Why does joeb keep on creating stupid MSN addresses which I always have to block and delete? Doesn't he know that he would save himself and everyone else a lot of time if he stopped doing that and finally got himself a life?

psichogaucho
09-03-2007, 05:45 PM
And another question: Why does joeb keep on creating stupid MSN addresses which I always have to block and delete?

he wants to show how smart he is with clever usernames, like adinosourpissedme@hotmail.com, fearfuljesuit@hotmail.com and so on

Doesn't he know that he would save himself and everyone else a lot of time if he stopped doing that and finally got himself a life?

apparently no
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Nikki♥
09-03-2007, 05:47 PM
he wants to show how smart he is with clever usernames, like adinosourpissedme@hotmail.com, fearfuljesuit@hotmail.com and so on

He hasn't added me with those yet. :rolls:

apparently no
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:sobbing: That means I can keep on blocking and deleting.

Sean.J.S.
09-04-2007, 01:18 PM
Will Tommy Haas win the 2007 US Open? :D

Louche
09-04-2007, 03:49 PM
If the Americas ever have a single currency like Euroland, what would it be called?

Thanks.

psichogaucho
09-04-2007, 05:35 PM
Will Tommy Haas win the 2007 US Open? :D

he won't, sorry
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psichogaucho
09-04-2007, 05:36 PM
If the Americas ever have a single currency like Euroland, what would it be called?

Thanks.

dollar
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Psichogauchovna
09-04-2007, 06:33 PM
Santi, whats the best way to fall asleep? :awww:

Zirconek
09-04-2007, 08:12 PM
Dear oracle, have you ever lied in this thread? You can know the answers, but maybe you don't want to tell the truth :p

If you answer no, how can I know if you are not lying?
If you answer yes, is it your first lie here?

Adler
09-04-2007, 11:13 PM
well-known logical trick just like saying "If God is almighty, let him create the stone he won't be able to put up"

Is it good to delay getting married?

psichogaucho
09-05-2007, 06:23 PM
Dear oracle, have you ever lied in this thread? You can know the answers, but maybe you don't want to tell the truth :p

If you answer no, how can I know if you are not lying?
If you answer yes, is it your first lie here?

it's the paradox of the people of Creta, and Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra wrote something about of it, just go to the sources, my friend
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psichogaucho
09-05-2007, 06:25 PM
well-known logical trick just like saying "If God is almighty, let him create the stone he won't be able to put up"

Is it good to delay getting married?

it's wise
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psichogaucho
09-05-2007, 06:28 PM
Santi, whats the best way to fall asleep? :awww:

just lie on the bed, and read a book, the same paragraph untill you lost the sense of what you're reading
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TMJordan
09-05-2007, 06:30 PM
What is the point of life?

psichogaucho
09-05-2007, 06:38 PM
What is the point of life?

championship point at Wimbledon
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tennisgal_001
09-08-2007, 01:07 AM
Still saving the world, Santiago? Remember me?

psichogaucho
09-08-2007, 07:40 AM
Still saving the world, Santiago? Remember me?

no, I wasted all the world I had. of course I remember you, Dee
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tennisgal_001
09-10-2007, 09:01 PM
no, I wasted all the world I had. of course I remember you, Dee
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Sweet. Do you want it back, that world you wasted?

psichogaucho
09-11-2007, 06:32 AM
Sweet. Do you want it back, that world you wasted?

actually, just a continent or two
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Nikki♥
09-11-2007, 08:48 AM
Why is the sky blue?

psichogaucho
09-11-2007, 07:58 PM
Why is the sky blue?

the sky loves the sun, but the sun loves the moon, that's why the sky is so blue
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wenty
10-02-2007, 02:53 AM
When will Federer win Roland Garros?

psichogaucho
10-02-2007, 04:34 PM
When will Federer win Roland Garros?

when Rafa won't play it
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wenty
10-03-2007, 02:41 AM
Why do onions make one cry?

psichogaucho
10-03-2007, 03:13 PM
Why do onions make one cry?

onions whisper sad, sad stories while people peel it
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wenty
10-05-2007, 03:30 AM
Who will be USA's next President?

psichogaucho
10-05-2007, 07:12 PM
Who will be USA's next President?

Jeb Bush. run for your lives
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Carlita
10-06-2007, 06:54 PM
What's the name of the game?

wenty
10-06-2007, 10:17 PM
Why have the trains not been running this past week?

psichogaucho
10-07-2007, 09:34 AM
What's the name of the game?

we call it "riding the gravy train"
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psichogaucho
10-07-2007, 09:36 AM
Why have the trains not been running this past week?

hundrum
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sierra91
10-07-2007, 09:44 AM
What is a googleplex?

psichogaucho
10-07-2007, 09:56 AM
What is a googleplex?

something like the anthrax, but smells worse
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Nikki♥
10-10-2007, 04:44 PM
How to make sure that the mate doesn't get too strong? :eek:

(After drinking too much mate which was too strong I'm feeling like I'm dying of dehydration...)

psichogaucho
10-11-2007, 02:03 AM
How to make sure that the mate doesn't get too strong? :eek:

(After drinking too much mate which was too strong I'm feeling like I'm dying of dehydration...)

don't drink the first mates just let pass five or six
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Nikki♥
10-12-2007, 04:12 PM
don't drink the first mates just let pass five or six
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:worship:
Splendid advice.

MisterQ
10-26-2007, 05:30 PM
Why has this thread gone two weeks without a post?

psichogaucho
10-26-2007, 10:29 PM
Why has this thread gone two weeks without a post?

people is thinking about my wise answers
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wenty
10-29-2007, 11:27 PM
What does God look like?

psichogaucho
10-29-2007, 11:33 PM
What does God look like?

He looks like and Old Hippie
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psichogaucho
10-31-2007, 05:15 PM
ahem

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5523504&postcount=1973

Sean.J.S.
11-01-2007, 11:20 AM
Is Kolya innocent or guilty, with all these match-fixing rumours surrounding him?

psichogaucho
11-01-2007, 05:27 PM
Is Kolya innocent or guilty, with all these match-fixing rumours surrounding him?

as inocent as Kafelnikov
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zethand
11-08-2007, 01:40 AM
Do you think that take revenge is healthy?

psichogaucho
11-08-2007, 05:18 PM
Do you think that take revenge is healthy?

no it's not. forgive but don't forget
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Zirconek
11-08-2007, 06:21 PM
What are Uruguay's best features?

psichogaucho
11-08-2007, 06:27 PM
What are Uruguay's best features?

Dulce de leche Conaprole, the hallucinations provided by the yerba mate Canarias, Alfredo Zitarrosa, Jaime Roos, Javier Máximo Goñi, Victor Hugo Morales, the murga Falta y Resto, Mario Benedetti, the Chivito Canadiense, Pasiva's hot dogs, Enzo Francescoli, and friendly people
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wenty
11-27-2007, 03:55 AM
Who is the next world #1?

psichogaucho
11-27-2007, 09:18 PM
Who is the next world #1?

Elena Dementieva
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wenty
11-28-2007, 05:33 AM
3 days to go until what?

psichogaucho
11-28-2007, 06:20 PM
3 days to go until what?

my well deserved vacations
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Tzar
11-28-2007, 06:25 PM
Who will beat federer at AO

psichogaucho
11-28-2007, 06:34 PM
Who will beat federer at AO

N O'Body
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Peoples
11-28-2007, 07:16 PM
This one's more to Djoko but as you know the answer anyways I might as well ask: Why the long face??

psichogaucho
11-29-2007, 12:27 AM
This one's more to Djoko but as you know the answer anyways I might as well ask: Why the long face??

nobody wants a wide face
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Zirconek
01-11-2008, 06:23 PM
What are the coordinates of the Galeón San José, which sank(?) in 18th Century with lots of gold and silver? :aplot:

psichogaucho
01-14-2008, 04:38 PM
What are the coordinates of the Galeón San José, which sank(?) in 18th Century with lots of gold and silver? :aplot:

18º 24' N, 65º 03' W
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Zirconek
01-17-2008, 08:36 PM
18º 24' N, 65º 03' W
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I need the seconds and its fractions :awww:


now it looks like we can change credit in MTF, are you going to still give free answers?
If I take the gold, will you ask for a part of it?

zethand
01-18-2008, 01:28 AM
I have lost a lot of money in bets... Kiefer, Delic and Safin made me less rich. What should I do? Quit betting? or Go on?

psichogaucho
01-18-2008, 05:53 AM
I need the seconds and its fractions :awww:


now it looks like we can change credit in MTF, are you going to still give free answers?

no, it's free, but I accept donations

If I take the gold, will you ask for a part of it?

no, but, again, I accept donations
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psichogaucho
01-18-2008, 05:59 AM
I have lost a lot of money in bets... Kiefer, Delic and Safin made me less rich. What should I do? Quit betting? or Go on?

quit
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Tennis-Engineer
01-19-2008, 04:51 PM
What should I do to look more attractive and more lovely to my girlfriend ?

psichogaucho
01-19-2008, 09:27 PM
What should I do to look more attractive and more lovely to my girlfriend ?

if she loves you, it doesn't matter the way you look. but take a shower from time to time, anyways.
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Tennis-Engineer
01-20-2008, 05:42 PM
. but take a shower from time to time, anyways.
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What an advice ! :eek: Now surely she would die for me !

Tennis-Engineer
01-24-2008, 09:06 PM
Why has Vaidisova accepted to marry Stepanek ? What is in Radek that attracted Hingis and now Nicole ?:confused:

wenty
01-25-2008, 04:53 AM
Who will be next year's surprise AO finalist?

psichogaucho
01-25-2008, 05:25 AM
Why has Vaidisova accepted to marry Stepanek ? What is in Radek that attracted Hingis and now Nicole ?:confused:

it's all about Radek's hidden treasure
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psichogaucho
01-25-2008, 05:27 AM
Who will be next year's surprise AO finalist?

Guillermo Coria
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theMEESH
01-25-2008, 06:43 AM
can i know the answer too?

psichogaucho
01-25-2008, 07:01 AM
can i know the answer too?

yes, it's something like "go and read Samuel Beckett and became psichogaucho"
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theMEESH
01-25-2008, 07:17 AM
what does psichogaucho mean?

why are my feet cold?

why is hydroplaning cool yet scary?

Psichogauchovna
01-25-2008, 05:04 PM
when ill become phichogauchovna? :p

psichogaucho
01-25-2008, 06:35 PM
what does psichogaucho mean?

a gaucho with psychotic reactions. a gaucho is a south american cow boy

why are my feet cold?

a short blanket

why is hydroplaning cool yet scary?

water is so scary
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psichogaucho
01-25-2008, 06:36 PM
when ill become phichogauchovna? :p

coming March
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freesbee
01-25-2008, 09:44 PM
why did nobody offer me a piece of the pizza tonight?

psichogaucho
01-25-2008, 10:35 PM
why did nobody offer me a piece of the pizza tonight?

pizza turns people so selfish
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~*BGT*~
01-26-2008, 01:35 AM
Why am I terrified of the following things:

Dogs?

Oceans and deep water?

Moldy food?

When will an Australian win the Australian Open?

When will a Frenchman win the French Open?

When will a Brit win Wimbledon?

When will an American win the USO?

and who will win them??

also, why is thread freakin' hilarious?? :haha:

theMEESH
01-26-2008, 08:54 AM
why do you think i want the 2008 subaru sti when my 2006 wrx is perfectly capable?

do you think STi's are better than EVO's?

DhammaTiger
01-26-2008, 08:47 PM
Do you think I will go to Argentina next year?

psichogaucho
01-26-2008, 08:50 PM
Why am I terrified of the following things:

Dogs?

in another life you were a cat, a Siam cat named Lucifer Sam

Oceans and deep water?

in another life you were a catm a Siam Cat named lucifer Sam, and cats dislike water

Moldy food?

in another life you were a catm a Siam Cat named lucifer Sam, and cats dislike moldy food

When will an Australian win the Australian Open?

When will a Frenchman win the French Open?

When will a Brit win Wimbledon?

When will an American win the USO?

and who will win them??

I am not a prophet, I'm just a wise man

also, why is thread freakin' hilarious?? :haha:

I am a wise man, a fucking hilarious one
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psichogaucho
01-26-2008, 08:54 PM
why do you think i want the 2008 subaru sti when my 2006 wrx is perfectly capable?

all we want to ride a new car

do you think STi's are better than EVO's?

Evo IV + Tommy Makkinen = perfection
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psichogaucho
01-26-2008, 08:55 PM
Do you think I will go to Argentina next year?

you should.
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~*BGT*~
01-29-2008, 12:31 AM
Without watching the translation, what do you think these cats are saying?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

theMEESH
01-29-2008, 02:10 AM
why can't i just do it?

wenty
01-29-2008, 02:55 AM
Will Guille be able to make a successful comeback? :sad:

psichogaucho
01-29-2008, 05:33 PM
Without watching the translation, what do you think these cats are saying?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

Alvin: tell me, Melvin, who is your favourite tennis player?
Melvin: do yo remember Miroslav Mecir?
Alvin; oh sure I do...awsome player!
Melvin: indeed...yours?
Alvin: Gastón Gaudio...and I don't want to talk about his present
Melvin: I can imagine...what are we listen to?
Alvin: Cat Stevens...
Melvin: oh...do you know he converted into Muslim
Alvin: Yes I know...he adopted the name Yusuf Islam...
Melvin: please, would you change that cd...it's enough of find a girl settle down...
Alvin: okay...I think you like this Alto Sax player
Melvin: wow, impressive...what's his name?
Alvin: Gato Barbieri
Melvin: hey, I'm hungry
Alvin: I got some Cat Chow there...
Melvin: which one?
Alvin: Ocean mix...do you want?
Melvin: is the Pope Roman Catholic?
Alvin: I guess so...
Melvin ha ha ha
Alvin: hew hew hew

psichogaucho
01-29-2008, 05:36 PM
why can't i just do it?

you don't even try it
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psichogaucho
01-29-2008, 05:40 PM
Will Guille be able to make a successful comeback? :sad:

yes
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Tennis-Engineer
01-29-2008, 07:18 PM
Who are the next tennis couple (like Agassi-Graf) ?

psichogaucho
01-29-2008, 09:57 PM
Who are the next tennis couple (like Agassi-Graf) ?

Gisela Dulko & half ATP
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Lee
01-29-2008, 10:01 PM
Gisela Dulko & half ATP
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:spit:

Federerhingis
01-29-2008, 11:40 PM
What is the best vhs-dvd dubber? For dummies of course, are the sonys or toshibas better?

psichogaucho
01-30-2008, 03:21 AM
What is the best vhs-dvd dubber? For dummies of course, are the sonys or toshibas better?

Sony all the way (send me one, Sony guys)
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Sean.J.S.
01-30-2008, 06:04 AM
What will be my cause of death? :p

psichogaucho
01-30-2008, 06:20 AM
What will be my cause of death? :p

ageing
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Sean.J.S.
01-30-2008, 06:23 AM
How old will I be when I die, then?

psichogaucho
01-30-2008, 06:25 AM
How old will I be when I die, then?

27. kidding.
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Sean.J.S.
01-30-2008, 06:26 AM
27. kidding.

:scared: :sobbing:

Tennis-Engineer
02-01-2008, 06:02 PM
What kind of modulation is used in mobile phones :confused: ?

theMEESH
02-02-2008, 01:18 AM
what is the derivative of 2x+3?

Martian Jenya
02-02-2008, 01:21 AM
what is the derivative of 2x+3?

I suck at maths :)

~*BGT*~
02-02-2008, 02:52 AM
what is the derivative of 2x+3?

2. :p I think. :scratch:

I have a question: how come in American, we say 'math', but when people in other countries use that word here, they say 'maths'. Why is that?

psichogaucho
02-02-2008, 05:57 AM
What kind of modulation is used in mobile phones :confused: ?

it's just loud voice
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psichogaucho
02-02-2008, 06:03 AM
what is the derivative of 2x+3?

the square root of Serena Williams' hips
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psichogaucho
02-02-2008, 06:05 AM
2. :p I think. :scratch:

I have a question: how come in American, we say 'math', but when people in other countries use that word here, they say 'maths'. Why is that?

in the rest of the world people study several mathematics, in the States only one mathematic
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Tennis-Engineer
02-02-2008, 01:27 PM
Are you in love right now ?

Federerhingis
02-02-2008, 06:18 PM
the square root of Serena Williams' hips
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Oh oh the master is slipping and making mistakes.

If the original poster was asking for the first derivate of 2x+3 the first derivative should be two, swei, dos, due, 2! ;)

Now will the republican party win presidency in the US? Who will win the respective party races? Hill or Barack, Romney or Mccain in their respective parties?

~*BGT*~
02-02-2008, 07:48 PM
He's not a prophet... only very intelligent. :p

cobalt60
02-02-2008, 09:12 PM
What is this symbol? :p
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=6528772&post

Naranoc
02-02-2008, 09:26 PM
What's the best savoury food to snack on at around, say, midnight?

psichogaucho
02-02-2008, 10:25 PM
Are you in love right now ?

hoplessly in love
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psichogaucho
02-02-2008, 10:26 PM
Oh oh the master is slipping and making mistakes.

If the original poster was asking for the first derivate of 2x+3 the first derivative should be two, swei, dos, due, 2! ;)

Now will the republican party win presidency in the US? Who will win the respective party races? Hill or Barack, Romney or Mccain in their respective parties?

Jeb Bush & Chelsea Clinton. As I said before, run for your lives
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psichogaucho
02-02-2008, 10:28 PM
What is this symbol? :p
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=6528772&post

this is Viking rune and means "my mum absolutely f***ing rocks"
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psichogaucho
02-02-2008, 10:28 PM
What's the best savoury food to snack on at around, say, midnight?

Cheetos
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~*BGT*~
02-02-2008, 11:21 PM
Why does my cat eat his own vomit?

theMEESH
02-03-2008, 02:52 AM
Cheetos
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crunchy or puffs?