ask me. I know the answer [Archive] - Page 9

TNX1.0E6TOPCA

07-12-2007, 08:52 PM

my 2 questions are too personal to be displayed in a public forum... hope you don't mind dear psichogaucho, i wrote in hyeroglyphs.

Question 1

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9074/qhyho9.jpg

Please: yes? or no? :aplot: :angel:

Question 2

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/953/rscvd7.jpg

Please: :shrug: :confused:

thank you very much for answering :hug: :smooch:

psichogaucho

07-12-2007, 08:56 PM

my 2 questions are too personal to be displayed in a public forum... hope you don't mind dear psichogaucho, i wrote in hyeroglyphs.

Question 1

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9074/qhyho9.jpg

Please: yes? or no? :aplot: :angel:

no, you pervert!

Question 2

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/953/rscvd7.jpg

Please: :shrug: :confused:

thank you very much for answering :hug: :smooch:

go ahead
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA

07-12-2007, 09:01 PM

Answer 1: :lol:

Answer 2: phewww i feel relieved

thank you very much psichogaucho, you're just :yeah:

Naranoc

07-12-2007, 11:22 PM

Which fruit smoothie is the best to make?

psichogaucho

07-12-2007, 11:25 PM

Which fruit smoothie is the best to make?

watermelon
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Carlita

07-13-2007, 02:40 PM

Who or what is behind door no.2 ? :unsure:

psichogaucho

07-13-2007, 02:49 PM

Who or what is behind door no.2 ? :unsure:

lady's toilet room. knock on the door before come in, there's a woman inside
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chewy

07-13-2007, 05:21 PM

what has Lin Yu Tang achieved in his/her tennis career so far?

psichogaucho

07-13-2007, 05:31 PM

what has Lin Yu Tang achieved in his/her tennis career so far?

he has a nice headband like Pat Cash
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Corinna

07-13-2007, 05:49 PM

will the party i go to tonight be good? :p

psichogaucho

07-13-2007, 10:20 PM

will the party i go to tonight be good? :p

yes, and you'll break several hearts there
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chewy

07-14-2007, 08:13 AM

Why do people ask question when they don’t want to know the answer?

Corinna

07-14-2007, 11:29 AM

yes, and you'll break several hearts there

:shrug:

Carlita

07-29-2007, 10:10 AM

Has Carlos Moya lost his marbles? :silly:

wursti

08-02-2007, 08:13 AM

why do we need money to live.....?

psichogaucho

08-08-2007, 08:44 PM

Why do people ask question when they don’t want to know the answer?

just to piss me
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psichogaucho

08-08-2007, 08:46 PM

Has Carlos Moya lost his marbles? :silly:

yes, but he's still hot, and that's all we need
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psichogaucho

08-08-2007, 08:47 PM

why do we need money to live.....?

we don't need money to live, we need money to buy things
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Naranoc

08-08-2007, 08:50 PM

What's the first thread you checked upon logging in to MTF?

Welcome back! :woohoo:

psichogaucho

08-08-2007, 09:03 PM

What's the first thread you checked upon logging in to MTF?

Welcome back! :woohoo:

"rising Francesco - la mamma di Francesco è tornata
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cobalt60

08-08-2007, 09:04 PM

Where have you been?
( welcome back and hello my lovely :hug: ) Lola is back too; :yeah:

psichogaucho

08-08-2007, 09:06 PM

Where have you been?
( welcome back and hello my lovely :hug: ) Lola is back too; :yeah:

Mar del Plata, Argentina
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Carlita

08-09-2007, 08:10 AM

So, Moya lost his marbles but is still hot..... :D

....what is it about Moya that makes him hot?

Zirconek

08-09-2007, 10:25 AM

Should I? :p

psichogaucho

08-09-2007, 01:11 PM

So, Moya lost his marbles but is still hot..... :D

....what is it about Moya that makes him hot?

everything, Carlitos is the hotness himself
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psichogaucho

08-09-2007, 01:12 PM

Should I? :p

of course
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Carlita

08-13-2007, 01:48 PM

Is it okay to keep kicking Nando's ass? :inlove: :devil:

Tennis-Engineer

08-13-2007, 05:16 PM

Who was the last tennis player (and when) to win both Montreal and Cincinnati masters in one year ?

natasha_nana

08-15-2007, 12:47 PM

Andy Roddick in 2003

Who was the last player not named Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal to reach at least 2 GS finals in the same year?

psichogaucho

08-15-2007, 04:46 PM

Is it okay to keep kicking Nando's ass? :inlove: :devil:

of course
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psichogaucho

08-15-2007, 04:47 PM

Andy Roddick in 2003

Who was the last player not named Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal to reach at least 2 GS finals in the same year?

excuse me, but the name of the thread is "ask me. I know the answer"

no answers for you, two weeks
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Burrow

08-15-2007, 04:51 PM

Which racket do I use?

psichogaucho

08-15-2007, 04:54 PM

Which racket do I use?

a pretty one
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Burrow

08-15-2007, 04:55 PM

Wrong, it's a prestige classic. UGLY.

Should I play tennis soon? in the next hour?

psichogaucho

08-15-2007, 05:07 PM

Wrong, it's a prestige classic. UGLY.

Should I play tennis soon? in the next hour?

rule number two, do not ask things you already know
no answers for you, three weeks
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natasha_nana

08-15-2007, 05:09 PM

excuse me, but the name of the thread is "ask me. I know the answer"

no answers for you, two weeks
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aww sorry...i didn't realise!! Didn't mean to steal your thunder...

And I do really want to know the answer to my question...oh well :(
Maybe next time.

Nikki♥

08-15-2007, 05:10 PM

Why am I so stupid?

JeffCandoi

08-15-2007, 05:27 PM

are you a girl?

psichogaucho

08-15-2007, 05:38 PM

Why am I so stupid?

because you knew me. I am contagiously stupid
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Lee

08-15-2007, 05:39 PM

will you be here more frequent?

Nikki♥

08-15-2007, 05:41 PM

because you knew me. I am contagiously stupid
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I was already stupid before I met you.

psichogaucho

08-15-2007, 05:41 PM

are you a girl?

only when I see Carlos Moyà. and Paolo Maldini
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psichogaucho

08-15-2007, 05:43 PM

will you be here more frequent?

no
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freesbee

08-15-2007, 06:04 PM

no
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Why not? :awww:

psichogaucho

08-15-2007, 06:19 PM

Why not? :awww:

I'm a busy man, lately
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Carlita

08-15-2007, 08:56 PM

where is the love? :awww:

psichogaucho

08-16-2007, 05:48 PM

where is the love? :awww:

is waiting round the corner
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Naranoc

08-16-2007, 05:50 PM

What's the fastest way of cheering oneself up?

psichogaucho

08-16-2007, 05:57 PM

What's the fastest way of cheering oneself up?

go to the mirror, look at yourself, hit your chest with your fist two or three times and say "go me, go"
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Tennis-Engineer

08-16-2007, 07:40 PM

What is the easiest way to get paid on internet with no initial investment ?

psichogaucho

08-18-2007, 05:32 PM

What is the easiest way to get paid on internet with no initial investment ?

build a site "ask me. I know the answer". five pounds stirling each answer.
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Louche

08-18-2007, 09:56 PM

Do "good" emails ever come from Nigeria?

Naranoc

08-18-2007, 11:14 PM

What is the best hot drink to make when I've got a cold? :sobbing:

psichogaucho

08-20-2007, 07:06 PM

Do "good" emails ever come from Nigeria?

Kanu once sent me a fucking hilarious email, ha, ha, ha
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psichogaucho

08-20-2007, 07:09 PM

What is the best hot drink to make when I've got a cold? :sobbing:

rice soup
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Nikki♥

08-20-2007, 07:13 PM

Should I get my cell phone to send THIS text message or should I better leave it where it is?

psichogaucho

08-20-2007, 07:20 PM

Should I get my cell phone to send THIS text message or should I better leave it where it is?

send it
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Nikki♥

08-20-2007, 07:22 PM

send it
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:eek: Ok, if you say so great master. :bowdown: If he won't reply I'll probably cry myself to sleep but at least I've given it a try. Thank you.

freesbee

08-20-2007, 07:25 PM

Should I stop drinking coca-cola?

psichogaucho

08-20-2007, 07:26 PM

:eek: Ok, if you say so great master. :bowdown: If he won't reply I'll probably cry myself to sleep but at least I've given it a try. Thank you.

(if he doesn't reply, he's missing something)

psichogaucho

08-20-2007, 07:27 PM

Should I stop drinking coca-cola?

yes, try orange juice
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Burrow

08-20-2007, 07:36 PM

How are you so genial?

psichogaucho

08-20-2007, 07:39 PM

How are you so genial?

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5858893&postcount=2077

Nikki♥

08-20-2007, 07:43 PM

(if he doesn't reply, he's missing something)

You are right.

Anyway, what should I write?

psichogaucho

08-20-2007, 07:46 PM

You are right.

Anyway, what should I write?

I didn't mean to hurt you
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Nikki♥

08-20-2007, 07:52 PM

I didn't mean to hurt you
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I found 'No seas pavote' a bit more appropriate.

psichogaucho

08-20-2007, 08:00 PM

I found 'No seas pavote' a bit more appropriate.

( :lol: )

Louche

08-21-2007, 03:35 AM

If Amalita Fortabat is still alive, what are the odds she would adopt me? I would like to live in "Mom's" home in Patagonia.

Thanks.

psichogaucho

08-23-2007, 12:47 AM

If Amalita Fortabat is still alive, what are the odds she would adopt me? I would like to live in "Mom's" home in Patagonia.

Thanks.

she's alive and drooling, so the odds are 1 to 20
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Zirconek

08-23-2007, 02:05 AM

What was the real name of Jack, the Ripper?

Zirconek

08-23-2007, 02:06 AM

Is there a monster at Loch Ness?

psichogaucho

08-23-2007, 05:14 PM

What was the real name of Jack, the Ripper?

John Walker
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psichogaucho

08-23-2007, 05:15 PM

Is there a monster at Loch Ness?

of course
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Louche

08-24-2007, 06:20 PM

"Cogito, ergo sum"

Yes, no?

Nikki♥

08-25-2007, 07:22 AM

Did you get my text message this time?

Sean.J.S.

08-25-2007, 10:33 AM

Will Christos become a pro?

psichogaucho

08-26-2007, 09:09 PM

"Cogito, ergo sum"

Yes, no?

no, I drink, therefore I am
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psichogaucho

08-26-2007, 09:09 PM

Did you get my text message this time?

no
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psichogaucho

08-26-2007, 09:10 PM

Will Christos become a pro?

yes
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BgStallion

08-26-2007, 09:39 PM

I'd ask you what the meaning of Life,The Universe and Everything is ,but I already know that the answer is 42 :(
Sorry - I just couldn't resist :p

Enjoy Incubus

08-27-2007, 02:54 AM

How far is so far?
Where's the wall between being gay or not?
Why people don't change to linux when they know it's better than Microsoft's OS?
Where will I go after dying? Where shall I? Will I still be living anywhere?
Are you mad at me for asking so many stupid questions?
Are this questions stupid? Or am I the stupid and I just can't realize about it?

Voo de Mar

08-27-2007, 03:00 AM

Will I find the love which I've lost?

scarecrows

08-29-2007, 01:39 PM

why do both boxers cheer after a match, even the one that got demolished?

Nikki♥

08-29-2007, 01:45 PM

no
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:sad: :sobbing:
But yours was good. Your German is really improving.

psichogaucho

08-30-2007, 01:00 AM

How far is so far??

670 km

Where's the wall between being gay or not?

San Francisco, Ca

Why people don't change to linux when they know it's better than Microsoft's OS?

they don't want to defiance Mr Gates

Where will I go after dying? Where shall I? Will I still be living anywhere?

a better place named cemetery, at least your mortal remains. your soul will go to a boring place named heaven.

Are you mad at me for asking so many stupid questions?

no

Are this questions stupid? Or am I the stupid and I just can't realize about it?

not really, and you're not that stupid
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psichogaucho

08-30-2007, 01:02 AM

Will I find the love which I've lost?

San Francisco, Ca
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psichogaucho

08-30-2007, 01:03 AM

why do both boxers cheer after a match, even the one that got demolished?

fixed fights, bets mafia
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Voo de Mar

08-30-2007, 01:09 AM

San Francisco, Ca
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I didn't ask "where" but "will" ;) Anyway I forgot that you don't answer the questions about the future. Sorry :p

psichogaucho

08-30-2007, 01:13 AM

I didn't ask "where" but "will" ;) Anyway I forgot that you don't answer the questions about the future. Sorry :p

(shit, I read so fast, sometimes)

Andres Guazzelli

08-30-2007, 01:35 AM

Why the hell is Mar del Plata so cold lately? That's not normal!
We want answers!!

psichogaucho

08-30-2007, 01:37 AM

Why the hell is Mar del Plata so cold lately? That's not normal!
We want answers!!

the global heating, greenhoouse effect and all that crap
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Louche

08-30-2007, 03:20 AM

So, do you think Nietzsche had syphilis?

psichogaucho

08-30-2007, 02:28 PM

So, do you think Nietzsche had syphilis?

also sprach Zarathustra
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Louche

09-02-2007, 09:43 PM

Very clever. Gold star for your forehead and :worship:

Why are the Dutch people the tallest in the world?

psichogaucho

09-03-2007, 04:29 PM

Very clever. Gold star for your forehead and :worship:

Why are the Dutch people the tallest in the world?

most of the Holland territory is below the level of the sea, so, they are tall just to can behold the seascapes
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Nikki♥

09-03-2007, 04:31 PM

Why does cheese smell of cheese?

psichogaucho

09-03-2007, 04:38 PM

Why does cheese smell of cheese?

nobody would eat cheese which smells like teenage spirit
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Nikki♥

09-03-2007, 04:39 PM

nobody would eat cheese which smells like teenage spirit
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:rolls:

Nikki♥

09-03-2007, 04:40 PM

And another question: Why does joeb keep on creating stupid MSN addresses which I always have to block and delete? Doesn't he know that he would save himself and everyone else a lot of time if he stopped doing that and finally got himself a life?

psichogaucho

09-03-2007, 04:45 PM

And another question: Why does joeb keep on creating stupid MSN addresses which I always have to block and delete?

he wants to show how smart he is with clever usernames, like adinosourpissedme@hotmail.com, fearfuljesuit@hotmail.com and so on

Doesn't he know that he would save himself and everyone else a lot of time if he stopped doing that and finally got himself a life?

apparently no
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Nikki♥

09-03-2007, 04:47 PM

he wants to show how smart he is with clever usernames, like adinosourpissedme@hotmail.com, fearfuljesuit@hotmail.com and so on

He hasn't added me with those yet. :rolls:

apparently no
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:sobbing: That means I can keep on blocking and deleting.

Sean.J.S.

09-04-2007, 12:18 PM

Will Tommy Haas win the 2007 US Open? :D

Louche

09-04-2007, 02:49 PM

If the Americas ever have a single currency like Euroland, what would it be called?

Thanks.

psichogaucho

09-04-2007, 04:35 PM

Will Tommy Haas win the 2007 US Open? :D

he won't, sorry
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psichogaucho

09-04-2007, 04:36 PM

If the Americas ever have a single currency like Euroland, what would it be called?

Thanks.

dollar
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oh la la.

09-04-2007, 05:33 PM

Santi, whats the best way to fall asleep? :awww:

Zirconek

09-04-2007, 07:12 PM

Adler

09-04-2007, 10:13 PM

well-known logical trick just like saying "If God is almighty, let him create the stone he won't be able to put up"

Is it good to delay getting married?

psichogaucho

09-05-2007, 05:23 PM

Dear oracle, have you ever lied in this thread? You can know the answers, but maybe you don't want to tell the truth :p

If you answer no, how can I know if you are not lying?
If you answer yes, is it your first lie here?

it's the paradox of the people of Creta, and Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra wrote something about of it, just go to the sources, my friend
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psichogaucho

09-05-2007, 05:25 PM

well-known logical trick just like saying "If God is almighty, let him create the stone he won't be able to put up"

Is it good to delay getting married?

it's wise
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psichogaucho

09-05-2007, 05:28 PM

Santi, whats the best way to fall asleep? :awww:

just lie on the bed, and read a book, the same paragraph untill you lost the sense of what you're reading
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TMJordan

09-05-2007, 05:30 PM

What is the point of life?

psichogaucho

09-05-2007, 05:38 PM

What is the point of life?

championship point at Wimbledon
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tennisgal_001

09-08-2007, 12:07 AM

Still saving the world, Santiago? Remember me?

psichogaucho

09-08-2007, 06:40 AM

Still saving the world, Santiago? Remember me?

no, I wasted all the world I had. of course I remember you, Dee
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tennisgal_001

09-10-2007, 08:01 PM

no, I wasted all the world I had. of course I remember you, Dee
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Sweet. Do you want it back, that world you wasted?

psichogaucho

09-11-2007, 05:32 AM

Sweet. Do you want it back, that world you wasted?

actually, just a continent or two
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Nikki♥

09-11-2007, 07:48 AM

Why is the sky blue?

psichogaucho

09-11-2007, 06:58 PM

Why is the sky blue?

the sky loves the sun, but the sun loves the moon, that's why the sky is so blue
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wenty

10-02-2007, 01:53 AM

When will Federer win Roland Garros?

psichogaucho

10-02-2007, 03:34 PM

When will Federer win Roland Garros?

when Rafa won't play it
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wenty

10-03-2007, 01:41 AM

Why do onions make one cry?

psichogaucho

10-03-2007, 02:13 PM

Why do onions make one cry?

onions whisper sad, sad stories while people peel it
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wenty

10-05-2007, 02:30 AM

Who will be USA's next President?

psichogaucho

10-05-2007, 06:12 PM

Who will be USA's next President?

Jeb Bush. run for your lives
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Carlita

10-06-2007, 05:54 PM

What's the name of the game?

wenty

10-06-2007, 09:17 PM

Why have the trains not been running this past week?

psichogaucho

10-07-2007, 08:34 AM

What's the name of the game?

we call it "riding the gravy train"
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psichogaucho

10-07-2007, 08:36 AM

Why have the trains not been running this past week?

hundrum
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sierra91

10-07-2007, 08:44 AM

What is a googleplex?

psichogaucho

10-07-2007, 08:56 AM

What is a googleplex?

something like the anthrax, but smells worse
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Nikki♥

10-10-2007, 03:44 PM

How to make sure that the mate doesn't get too strong? :eek:

(After drinking too much mate which was too strong I'm feeling like I'm dying of dehydration...)

psichogaucho

10-11-2007, 01:03 AM

How to make sure that the mate doesn't get too strong? :eek:

(After drinking too much mate which was too strong I'm feeling like I'm dying of dehydration...)

don't drink the first mates just let pass five or six
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Nikki♥

10-12-2007, 03:12 PM

don't drink the first mates just let pass five or six
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:worship:
Splendid advice.

MisterQ

10-26-2007, 04:30 PM

Why has this thread gone two weeks without a post?

psichogaucho

10-26-2007, 09:29 PM

Why has this thread gone two weeks without a post?

people is thinking about my wise answers
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wenty

10-29-2007, 10:27 PM

What does God look like?

psichogaucho

10-29-2007, 10:33 PM

What does God look like?

He looks like and Old Hippie
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psichogaucho

10-31-2007, 04:15 PM

ahem

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5523504&postcount=1973

Sean.J.S.

11-01-2007, 10:20 AM

Is Kolya innocent or guilty, with all these match-fixing rumours surrounding him?

psichogaucho

11-01-2007, 04:27 PM

Is Kolya innocent or guilty, with all these match-fixing rumours surrounding him?

as inocent as Kafelnikov
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zethand

11-08-2007, 12:40 AM

Do you think that take revenge is healthy?

psichogaucho

11-08-2007, 04:18 PM

Do you think that take revenge is healthy?

no it's not. forgive but don't forget
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Zirconek

11-08-2007, 05:21 PM

What are Uruguay's best features?

psichogaucho

11-08-2007, 05:27 PM

What are Uruguay's best features?

Dulce de leche Conaprole, the hallucinations provided by the yerba mate Canarias, Alfredo Zitarrosa, Jaime Roos, Javier Máximo Goñi, Victor Hugo Morales, the murga Falta y Resto, Mario Benedetti, the Chivito Canadiense, Pasiva's hot dogs, Enzo Francescoli, and friendly people
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wenty

11-27-2007, 02:55 AM

Who is the next world #1?

psichogaucho

11-27-2007, 08:18 PM

Who is the next world #1?

Elena Dementieva
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wenty

11-28-2007, 04:33 AM

3 days to go until what?

psichogaucho

11-28-2007, 05:20 PM

3 days to go until what?

my well deserved vacations
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Tzar

11-28-2007, 05:25 PM

Who will beat federer at AO

psichogaucho

11-28-2007, 05:34 PM

Who will beat federer at AO

N O'Body
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Peoples

11-28-2007, 06:16 PM

This one's more to Djoko but as you know the answer anyways I might as well ask: Why the long face??

psichogaucho

11-28-2007, 11:27 PM

This one's more to Djoko but as you know the answer anyways I might as well ask: Why the long face??

nobody wants a wide face
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Zirconek

01-11-2008, 05:23 PM

What are the coordinates of the Galeón San José, which sank(?) in 18th Century with lots of gold and silver? :aplot:

psichogaucho

01-14-2008, 03:38 PM

What are the coordinates of the Galeón San José, which sank(?) in 18th Century with lots of gold and silver? :aplot:

18º 24' N, 65º 03' W
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Zirconek

01-17-2008, 07:36 PM

18º 24' N, 65º 03' W
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I need the seconds and its fractions :awww:

now it looks like we can change credit in MTF, are you going to still give free answers?
If I take the gold, will you ask for a part of it?

zethand

01-18-2008, 12:28 AM

I have lost a lot of money in bets... Kiefer, Delic and Safin made me less rich. What should I do? Quit betting? or Go on?

psichogaucho

01-18-2008, 04:53 AM

I need the seconds and its fractions :awww:

now it looks like we can change credit in MTF, are you going to still give free answers?

no, it's free, but I accept donations

If I take the gold, will you ask for a part of it?

no, but, again, I accept donations
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psichogaucho

01-18-2008, 04:59 AM

I have lost a lot of money in bets... Kiefer, Delic and Safin made me less rich. What should I do? Quit betting? or Go on?

quit
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Tennis-Engineer

01-19-2008, 03:51 PM

What should I do to look more attractive and more lovely to my girlfriend ?

psichogaucho

01-19-2008, 08:27 PM

What should I do to look more attractive and more lovely to my girlfriend ?

if she loves you, it doesn't matter the way you look. but take a shower from time to time, anyways.
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Tennis-Engineer

01-20-2008, 04:42 PM

. but take a shower from time to time, anyways.
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What an advice ! :eek: Now surely she would die for me !

Tennis-Engineer

01-24-2008, 08:06 PM

Why has Vaidisova accepted to marry Stepanek ? What is in Radek that attracted Hingis and now Nicole ?:confused:

wenty

01-25-2008, 03:53 AM

Who will be next year's surprise AO finalist?

psichogaucho

01-25-2008, 04:25 AM

Why has Vaidisova accepted to marry Stepanek ? What is in Radek that attracted Hingis and now Nicole ?:confused:

it's all about Radek's hidden treasure
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psichogaucho

01-25-2008, 04:27 AM

Who will be next year's surprise AO finalist?

Guillermo Coria
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theMEESH

01-25-2008, 05:43 AM

can i know the answer too?

psichogaucho

01-25-2008, 06:01 AM

can i know the answer too?

yes, it's something like "go and read Samuel Beckett and became psichogaucho"
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theMEESH

01-25-2008, 06:17 AM

what does psichogaucho mean?

why are my feet cold?

why is hydroplaning cool yet scary?

oh la la.

01-25-2008, 04:04 PM

when ill become phichogauchovna? :p

psichogaucho

01-25-2008, 05:35 PM

what does psichogaucho mean?

a gaucho with psychotic reactions. a gaucho is a south american cow boy

why are my feet cold?

a short blanket

why is hydroplaning cool yet scary?

water is so scary
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psichogaucho

01-25-2008, 05:36 PM

when ill become phichogauchovna? :p

coming March
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freesbee

01-25-2008, 08:44 PM

why did nobody offer me a piece of the pizza tonight?

psichogaucho

01-25-2008, 09:35 PM

why did nobody offer me a piece of the pizza tonight?

pizza turns people so selfish
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~*BGT*~

01-26-2008, 12:35 AM

Why am I terrified of the following things:

Dogs?

Oceans and deep water?

Moldy food?

When will an Australian win the Australian Open?

When will a Frenchman win the French Open?

When will a Brit win Wimbledon?

When will an American win the USO?

and who will win them??

also, why is thread freakin' hilarious?? :haha:

theMEESH

01-26-2008, 07:54 AM

why do you think i want the 2008 subaru sti when my 2006 wrx is perfectly capable?

do you think STi's are better than EVO's?

DhammaTiger

01-26-2008, 07:47 PM

Do you think I will go to Argentina next year?

psichogaucho

01-26-2008, 07:50 PM

Why am I terrified of the following things:

Dogs?

in another life you were a cat, a Siam cat named Lucifer Sam

Oceans and deep water?

in another life you were a catm a Siam Cat named lucifer Sam, and cats dislike water

Moldy food?

in another life you were a catm a Siam Cat named lucifer Sam, and cats dislike moldy food

When will an Australian win the Australian Open?

When will a Frenchman win the French Open?

When will a Brit win Wimbledon?

When will an American win the USO?

and who will win them??

I am not a prophet, I'm just a wise man

also, why is thread freakin' hilarious?? :haha:

I am a wise man, a fucking hilarious one
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psichogaucho

01-26-2008, 07:54 PM

why do you think i want the 2008 subaru sti when my 2006 wrx is perfectly capable?

all we want to ride a new car

do you think STi's are better than EVO's?

Evo IV + Tommy Makkinen = perfection
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psichogaucho

01-26-2008, 07:55 PM

Do you think I will go to Argentina next year?

you should.
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~*BGT*~

01-28-2008, 11:31 PM

Without watching the translation, what do you think these cats are saying?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

theMEESH

01-29-2008, 01:10 AM

why can't i just do it?

wenty

01-29-2008, 01:55 AM

Will Guille be able to make a successful comeback? :sad:

psichogaucho

01-29-2008, 04:33 PM

Without watching the translation, what do you think these cats are saying?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

Alvin: tell me, Melvin, who is your favourite tennis player?
Melvin: do yo remember Miroslav Mecir?
Alvin; oh sure I do...awsome player!
Melvin: indeed...yours?
Alvin: Gastón Gaudio...and I don't want to talk about his present
Melvin: I can imagine...what are we listen to?
Alvin: Cat Stevens...
Melvin: oh...do you know he converted into Muslim
Alvin: Yes I know...he adopted the name Yusuf Islam...
Melvin: please, would you change that cd...it's enough of find a girl settle down...
Alvin: okay...I think you like this Alto Sax player
Melvin: wow, impressive...what's his name?
Alvin: Gato Barbieri
Melvin: hey, I'm hungry
Alvin: I got some Cat Chow there...
Melvin: which one?
Alvin: Ocean mix...do you want?
Melvin: is the Pope Roman Catholic?
Alvin: I guess so...
Melvin ha ha ha
Alvin: hew hew hew

psichogaucho

01-29-2008, 04:36 PM

why can't i just do it?

you don't even try it
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psichogaucho

01-29-2008, 04:40 PM

Will Guille be able to make a successful comeback? :sad:

yes
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Tennis-Engineer

01-29-2008, 06:18 PM

Who are the next tennis couple (like Agassi-Graf) ?

psichogaucho

01-29-2008, 08:57 PM

Who are the next tennis couple (like Agassi-Graf) ?

Gisela Dulko & half ATP
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Lee

01-29-2008, 09:01 PM

Gisela Dulko & half ATP
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:spit:

Federerhingis

01-29-2008, 10:40 PM

What is the best vhs-dvd dubber? For dummies of course, are the sonys or toshibas better?

psichogaucho

01-30-2008, 02:21 AM

What is the best vhs-dvd dubber? For dummies of course, are the sonys or toshibas better?

Sony all the way (send me one, Sony guys)
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Sean.J.S.

01-30-2008, 05:04 AM

What will be my cause of death? :p

psichogaucho

01-30-2008, 05:20 AM

What will be my cause of death? :p

ageing
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Sean.J.S.

01-30-2008, 05:23 AM

How old will I be when I die, then?

psichogaucho

01-30-2008, 05:25 AM

How old will I be when I die, then?

27. kidding.
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Sean.J.S.

01-30-2008, 05:26 AM

27. kidding.

:scared: :sobbing:

Tennis-Engineer

02-01-2008, 05:02 PM

What kind of modulation is used in mobile phones :confused: ?

theMEESH

02-02-2008, 12:18 AM

what is the derivative of 2x+3?

Martian Jenya

02-02-2008, 12:21 AM

what is the derivative of 2x+3?

I suck at maths :)

~*BGT*~

02-02-2008, 01:52 AM

what is the derivative of 2x+3?

2. :p I think. :scratch:

I have a question: how come in American, we say 'math', but when people in other countries use that word here, they say 'maths'. Why is that?

psichogaucho

02-02-2008, 04:57 AM

What kind of modulation is used in mobile phones :confused: ?

it's just loud voice
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psichogaucho

02-02-2008, 05:03 AM

what is the derivative of 2x+3?

the square root of Serena Williams' hips
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psichogaucho

02-02-2008, 05:05 AM

2. :p I think. :scratch:

I have a question: how come in American, we say 'math', but when people in other countries use that word here, they say 'maths'. Why is that?

in the rest of the world people study several mathematics, in the States only one mathematic
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Tennis-Engineer

02-02-2008, 12:27 PM

Are you in love right now ?

Federerhingis

02-02-2008, 05:18 PM

the square root of Serena Williams' hips
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Oh oh the master is slipping and making mistakes.

If the original poster was asking for the first derivate of 2x+3 the first derivative should be two, swei, dos, due, 2! ;)

Now will the republican party win presidency in the US? Who will win the respective party races? Hill or Barack, Romney or Mccain in their respective parties?

~*BGT*~

02-02-2008, 06:48 PM

He's not a prophet... only very intelligent. :p

cobalt60

02-02-2008, 08:12 PM

What is this symbol? :p
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=6528772&post

Naranoc

02-02-2008, 08:26 PM

What's the best savoury food to snack on at around, say, midnight?

psichogaucho

02-02-2008, 09:25 PM

Are you in love right now ?

hoplessly in love
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psichogaucho

02-02-2008, 09:26 PM

Oh oh the master is slipping and making mistakes.

If the original poster was asking for the first derivate of 2x+3 the first derivative should be two, swei, dos, due, 2! ;)

Now will the republican party win presidency in the US? Who will win the respective party races? Hill or Barack, Romney or Mccain in their respective parties?

Jeb Bush & Chelsea Clinton. As I said before, run for your lives
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