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Voo de Mar
04-10-2007, 07:43 PM
You told me once Italian is the most difficult european language... Can you explain it, why is so difficult?

psichogaucho
04-10-2007, 07:50 PM
You told me once Italian is the most difficult european language... Can you explain it, why is so difficult?

italian irregular verbes are really irregulars
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Carlita
04-10-2007, 09:22 PM
can you stop the insanity surrounding the 3rd royal baby? :shout:

psichogaucho
04-10-2007, 09:24 PM
can you stop the insanity surrounding the 3rd royal baby? :shout:

I cannot. Long live Prince Carlitos
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Naranoc
04-10-2007, 09:28 PM
How many hours should I be revising a day?
Is twitching my ears a skill I will be able to learn?
Why do I keep waking up randomly at 4am each night?

psichogaucho
04-10-2007, 09:37 PM
How many hours should I be revising a day?

two hours and a half

Is twitching my ears a skill I will be able to learn?

you better learn how to rise only your left eyebrow

Why do I keep waking up randomly at 4am each night?

is your astral body returning to your body that wakes you up. try to be more quiet aftr your astral travels
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Carlita
04-10-2007, 09:40 PM
I thought you knew the answers...so why did Maxima give birth to a girl 40 minutes ago? :lol: :p

psichogaucho
04-10-2007, 09:43 PM
I thought you knew the answers...so why did Maxima give birth to a girl 40 minutes ago? :lol: :p

just to mock me. damned country fellows
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Louche
04-19-2007, 04:38 PM
Why isn't the Argentine chat thread not moved to this section?

freesbee
04-19-2007, 05:53 PM
just to mock me. damned country fellows
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:lol:

what should I do next year? :awww:

Lee
04-19-2007, 05:56 PM
Why isn't the Argentine chat thread not moved to this section?

Because mods can't be on this site 24/7 :p

Louche
04-19-2007, 06:01 PM
Nothing personal....I was just being a wise guy. :)

Lee
04-19-2007, 06:06 PM
Nothing personal....I was just being a wise guy. :)

mods never take anything personal. otherwise, they will go crazy. ;)
















and it's Santi's fault.

Cashif
04-19-2007, 07:07 PM
Can you transfer me your vcash?
When will US attack Iran?
If humans stopped lying, will that make the world better place to live?

psichogaucho
04-19-2007, 09:47 PM
Can you transfer me your vcash?

I cannot, I need it to make silly bets against Federer

When will US attack Iran??

when the prize of the oil downs

If humans stopped lying, will that make the world better place to live?

no it won't, it will tha same place without lyiers
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psichogaucho
04-19-2007, 09:48 PM
Why isn't the Argentine chat thread not moved to this section?

moderators are busy moderating
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psichogaucho
04-19-2007, 09:50 PM
:lol:

what should I do next year? :awww:

study philosophy in Germany
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Enjoy Incubus
04-19-2007, 11:07 PM
What the f--- should I do right now?, I´m kinda crazy like often happens:awww: I need just a one way out, and thats your answer Santiago - feel it-

freesbee
04-19-2007, 11:18 PM
study philosophy in Germany
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but I don't like philosophy :awww:
why Germany?

psichogaucho
04-19-2007, 11:31 PM
but I don't like philosophy :awww:
why Germany?

for obvious reasons: Kant, Hegel, Schopenhauer, Schumacher
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psichogaucho
04-19-2007, 11:32 PM
What the f--- should I do right now?, I´m kinda crazy like often happens:awww: I need just a one way out, and thats your answer Santiago - feel it-

just chill out, and enjoy the moment
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Enjoy Incubus
04-19-2007, 11:53 PM
just chill out, and enjoy the moment
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Thank youuuuuuuu! I´m gonna remember your answer to this question everytime I feel like crazy. Btw, I feel better now:)

wenty
04-20-2007, 01:37 AM
What should I do in a few minutes?

psichogaucho
04-20-2007, 01:40 AM
What should I do in a few minutes?

go to "rising Francesco" and chat with me
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MissPovaFan
04-20-2007, 01:41 AM
What should I do tomorrow? I have a free day and have nothing to do!

Also how shall I spend the next half hour or so before I sleep?

wenty
04-20-2007, 01:41 AM
What will I be eating for lunch?

psichogaucho
04-20-2007, 01:48 AM
What should I do tomorrow? I have a free day and have nothing to do!

try some outdoor sport

Also how shall I spend the next half hour or so before I sleep?

get a book and read it
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psichogaucho
04-20-2007, 01:49 AM
What will I be eating for lunch?

shrimp scrambled with eggs
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Lee
04-20-2007, 01:51 AM
shrimp scrambled with eggs
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:haha: :haha:

wenty
04-20-2007, 01:54 AM
:lol:

And what about dinner my friend?

psichogaucho
04-20-2007, 01:57 AM
:lol:

And what about dinner my friend?

some salad, tomato, mozzarella cheese and black olives, with olive oil, too
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wenty
04-20-2007, 02:01 AM
salad...:ras: :D

SloKid
04-20-2007, 06:35 PM
Oh great wise Santi, I can't seem to get up early enough in the mornings, what should I do? And how do I get myself to study more?

psichogaucho
04-20-2007, 11:55 PM
Oh great wise Santi, I can't seem to get up early enough in the mornings, what should I do??

go to bed at eleven pm

And how do I get myself to study more?

it's just a matter of will
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freesbee
04-20-2007, 11:56 PM
why is it scary here?

psichogaucho
04-21-2007, 12:00 AM
why is it scary here?

I saw a big rat
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Hard Hitter
04-22-2007, 04:48 AM
Why can't I get up by my alarm clock? I just seem to ignore it.

psichogaucho
04-22-2007, 07:36 AM
Why can't I get up by my alarm clock? I just seem to ignore it.

you rather like to keep on sleeping than to wake up. can't blame you, though.
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merce
04-22-2007, 10:51 PM
why i cant seem to focuse and study?

wenty
04-23-2007, 01:03 AM
Why do the holidays have to end today?

psichogaucho
04-23-2007, 07:14 PM
why i cant seem to focuse and study?

too much responsiblities
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psichogaucho
04-23-2007, 07:15 PM
Why do the holidays have to end today?

enough holidays, time to get some responsibilities
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Nikki♥
04-23-2007, 07:15 PM
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

psichogaucho
04-23-2007, 07:20 PM
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

borne stark naked. but he can go to Exxon, or BP instead of shell
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Nikki♥
04-23-2007, 07:21 PM
borne stark naked. but he can go to Exxon, or BP instead of shell
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I never go to Shell as it is too expensive. ;)

Nikki♥
04-23-2007, 07:21 PM
Can a duck drown?

MisterQ
04-23-2007, 07:22 PM
If a girl asks you out at the laundromat, does she expect you to wash her clothes for the rest of your life?

psichogaucho
04-23-2007, 07:24 PM
Can a duck drown?

of course, it can drown in vodka like the late Boris Yeltsin
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psichogaucho
04-23-2007, 07:26 PM
If a girl asks you out at the laundromat, does she expect you to wash her clothes for the rest of your life?

yes, even she expects you to iron her clothes. just say no, unless she were Elena Dementieva
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Nikki♥
04-23-2007, 07:28 PM
of course, it can drown in vodka like the late Boris Yeltsin
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May he rest in peace. :sad: Just like the drowned duck.

Nikki♥
04-23-2007, 07:29 PM
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

psichogaucho
04-23-2007, 07:31 PM
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

17,5 metres
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Naranoc
04-24-2007, 12:40 AM
What was the deciding factor in the failure of the 1848 Revolutions in Europe?
What do you think are the benefits of writing an extended essay on the above question?
How are you? :banana:

psichogaucho
04-24-2007, 12:52 AM
What was the deciding factor in the failure of the 1848 Revolutions in Europe?

the layziness of the europeans

What do you think are the benefits of writing an extended essay on the above question?

you can sell it and earn some pounds stirling

How are you? :banana:

tired, and hungry, and with a strong desire of killing a delivery guy
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MisterQ
04-24-2007, 01:13 AM
What are you having delivered?

cobalt60
04-24-2007, 01:17 AM
Which commandment is "thou shalt not kill"?

psichogaucho
04-24-2007, 06:25 PM
What are you having delivered?

a pie (bacon, mozzarella cheese, green onion)
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psichogaucho
04-24-2007, 06:27 PM
Which commandment is "thou shalt not kill"?

the eleventh
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Tennis-Engineer
04-24-2007, 06:43 PM
In high performance radar arrays low-sidelobes are very desireable.In a particular application it is desire to design a broadside linear array which maintains all the sidelobes at the same level of -30 db.The number of elements must be 3 and the spacing between them must be LANDA/4 .

What are the amplitude excitations of the elements?

psichogaucho
04-24-2007, 10:15 PM
In high performance radar arrays low-sidelobes are very desireable.In a particular application it is desire to design a broadside linear array which maintains all the sidelobes at the same level of -30 db.The number of elements must be 3 and the spacing between them must be LANDA/4 .

What are the amplitude excitations of the elements?

something that makes "beeep"
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
04-29-2007, 06:42 PM
something that makes "beeep"
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beeeeeeeeeeep :lol: :yeah:

I see a lot of very young kids, only 2-3 years old... already wearing glasses. :cool: How do they read the board @ the ophtalmologist's ? :angel:

psichogaucho
04-29-2007, 06:44 PM
beeeeeeeeeeep :lol: :yeah:

I see a lot of very young kids, only 2-3 years old... already wearing glasses. :cool: How do they read the board @ the ophtalmologist's ? :angel:

from left to right
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
04-29-2007, 06:47 PM
from left to right
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but they are so young and they don't know the alphabet... :p

psichogaucho
04-29-2007, 06:54 PM
but they are so young and they don't know the alphabet... :p

in that case the doctor asks "do you see the board?" and, if the kid answeres "which board?" the ophtalmologist gives the kid a nice pair of glasses
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MisterQ
04-29-2007, 06:57 PM
Is it wrong to push credit cards on young college students, or should the students know better?

psichogaucho
04-29-2007, 06:58 PM
Is it wrong to push credit cards on young college students, or should the students know better?

they should know better
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Tennis-Engineer
04-30-2007, 04:32 AM
Should Carlo Ancelotti use Kaka behind INzaghi and Gilardino in match against Manchester united or Kaka would better play in attack line along with Gilardino (or Inzaghi) like the first leg ?

Zirconek
04-30-2007, 05:39 AM
Had Bono Vox finally found what he was looking for?

psichogaucho
04-30-2007, 03:17 PM
Should Carlo Ancelotti use Kaka behind INzaghi and Gilardino in match against Manchester united or Kaka would better play in attack line along with Gilardino (or Inzaghi) like the first leg ?

Kaká behind the attak line
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psichogaucho
04-30-2007, 03:18 PM
Had Bono Vox finally found what he was looking for?

yes, the glasses he gifted to John Paul II
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Tennis-Engineer
05-01-2007, 02:58 AM
How can beat Nadal on clay ?

psichogaucho
05-01-2007, 07:05 AM
How can beat Nadal on clay ?

using the brain
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Tennis-Engineer
05-02-2007, 12:19 AM
using the brain


So mathematicians may be able to beat Nadal on clay ! :)

psichogaucho
05-02-2007, 11:44 PM
So mathematicians may be able to beat Nadal on clay ! :)

it's a matter of geometry
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merce
05-03-2007, 12:30 AM
what does Ich brauche Liebe means?

psichogaucho
05-03-2007, 12:33 AM
what does Ich brauche Liebe means?

I need love
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merce
05-03-2007, 12:39 AM
I need love
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:awww: we all do
The Beatles sang about it :awww:

Louche
05-03-2007, 02:49 AM
Would you have lunch with Yoko Ono?

psichogaucho
05-03-2007, 03:32 AM
Would you have lunch with Yoko Ono?

I rather like a lunch with Yoko than a breakfast with Heather Mills
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Naranoc
05-05-2007, 12:40 AM
Why is British weather so crap?
Who leaves the toothpaste cap off, if everyone in the house denies it?
Should I delay my holiday to Greece so that I can buy Harry Potter 7?

psichogaucho
05-05-2007, 03:35 AM
Why is British weather so crap?

blame it on the crappy Gulf stream

Who leaves the toothpaste cap off, if everyone in the house denies it?

you are not alone

Should I delay my holiday to Greece so that I can buy Harry Potter 7?

no, go to Xristos' cradle, enjoy the ruins, send me a post card and buy the book when you're back in town
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MisterQ
05-05-2007, 04:24 AM
Are dentists friend or enemy?

psichogaucho
05-05-2007, 06:02 AM
Are dentists friend or enemy?

except for my granny, enemies
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wenty
05-05-2007, 06:06 AM
What does it take to become a "psichogroupie" ??

psichogaucho
05-05-2007, 06:18 AM
What does it take to become a "psichogroupie" ??

only to use a pic of psichogaucho as avatar for a while
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psichogaucho
05-05-2007, 07:00 AM
Por qué Borghi no me hace caso y no guardó los titulares el Domingo?

le gustan los desafíos, al Bichi
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Deathless Mortal
05-06-2007, 11:02 AM
Hey, look at the Lanzarote TT thread ;)

Nothing till Umag in few years, eh? :nerner:

psichogaucho
05-06-2007, 07:40 PM
(Lanzarote :rolleyes: )

Louche
05-07-2007, 01:09 AM
Where does the word "gaucho" come from?

psichogaucho
05-08-2007, 12:14 AM
Where does the word "gaucho" come from?

the name of the first gaucho was, precisely, Anastacio Gaucho
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Barrie_Dude
05-10-2007, 04:48 PM
When will you marry Sarah?

psichogaucho
05-11-2007, 12:05 AM
When will you marry Sarah?

after her graduation
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MisterQ
05-11-2007, 03:38 AM
What aren't there more perennial vegetables? :sad:

psichogaucho
05-11-2007, 03:46 AM
What aren't there more perennial vegetables? :sad:

there are some vegetables who doesn't want to live forever, like the broccoli
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Naranoc
05-13-2007, 12:17 AM
Should I eat some pineapple or strawberries? :D
What should I do with all the spare change I've collected in my penny box?

psichogaucho
05-13-2007, 08:22 AM
Should I eat some pineapple or strawberries? :D
What should I do with all the spare change I've collected in my penny box?

pineapple
a Dylan Thomas book
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Tennis-Engineer
05-20-2007, 10:38 PM
psichogaucho what was the main reason that Nadal lost so badly on clay ?!

Naranoc
05-20-2007, 10:40 PM
How do I stop feeling pissed off about Nadal's loss?

Voo de Mar
05-20-2007, 11:05 PM
Where is the best place in the world for me to live? :crazy:

Conita
05-20-2007, 11:12 PM
should i get a new job?

wenty
05-22-2007, 01:31 PM
How badly will I fail my exams next week??

psichogaucho
05-22-2007, 09:39 PM
psichogaucho what was the main reason that Nadal lost so badly on clay ?!

mafia settled the score
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psichogaucho
05-22-2007, 09:40 PM
How do I stop feeling pissed off about Nadal's loss?

buy the next Harry Potter's book
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psichogaucho
05-22-2007, 09:42 PM
Where is the best place in the world for me to live? :crazy:

Belvedere Maritimo, Calabria, Italy
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psichogaucho
05-22-2007, 09:43 PM
should i get a new job?

get a good job with more pay and you're okay
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psichogaucho
05-22-2007, 09:45 PM
How badly will I fail my exams next week??

if you spend a lot time logged, you'll fail terribly bad
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Xavidbz
05-22-2007, 10:22 PM
Do you think Nadal will break his 81 victories record?

psichogaucho
05-23-2007, 10:05 PM
Do you think Nadal will break his 81 victories record?

I don't think so
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Naranoc
05-26-2007, 10:32 PM
Why?

:banana: :banana: :banana:

psichogaucho
05-26-2007, 10:40 PM
Why?

:banana: :banana: :banana:

you'll be my succesor answering questions here, my young apprentice, after my retirement. You'll read three esential books, you'll send me a pm with the three secret names, and you'll be ready, and I finally will go to Miami to enjoy my last days on this world
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Voo de Mar
05-26-2007, 10:40 PM
Which colour symbolize the life in the best way?

psichogaucho
05-26-2007, 10:43 PM
Which colour symbolize the life in the best way?

black
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Voo de Mar
05-26-2007, 10:48 PM
What is the main reason of became a pornstar for beautiful woman?

psichogaucho
05-26-2007, 11:53 PM
What is the main reason of became a pornstar for beautiful woman?

they want to express themselves. there are not little roles, there are little actors, and it's the same to say "out, out, damn spot!" than "don't stop, James, please, don't stop" you need to read the inbetween lines
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Voo de Mar
05-27-2007, 12:04 AM
What symbolize a rhombus shape?

psichogaucho
05-27-2007, 12:06 AM
What symbolize a rhombus shape?

a kite, or a nice Southern constellation named Crux
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Voo de Mar
05-27-2007, 12:13 AM
Is there any universal prescription for a personal happines?

psichogaucho
05-27-2007, 08:19 AM
Is there any universal prescription for a personal happines?

yes, happiness is a warm gun, bang bang, shoot shoot
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Louche
05-27-2007, 04:31 PM
Will you write an advice column to help people? Share your gift with the world.

Naranoc
05-27-2007, 06:17 PM
What gave you the idea to start this thread?
Which other posters do you think would make fine apprentices?
How should I best annoy my cat?

TNX1.0E6TOPCA
05-27-2007, 07:11 PM
yes, happiness is a warm gun, bang bang, shoot shoot
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i love to read your posts :worship:

TNX1.0E6TOPCA
05-27-2007, 08:30 PM
is it that really necessary that onions make me cry? :sobbing: :crying2:

psichogaucho
05-28-2007, 10:00 PM
Will you write an advice column to help people? Share your gift with the world.

I will
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freesbee
05-28-2007, 10:03 PM
when will I get the chance to meet you?

psichogaucho
05-28-2007, 10:05 PM
What gave you the idea to start this thread?

my colleagues at the pub, when have a doubt, ask me, and I usually have the right answer. ther questions aren't that hard, it's like "who was the golden boot in Sweeden '58?" "did René Housemann play for River Plate?" or "what's the capital city of South Dakota?"

Which other posters do you think would make fine apprentices?

no one

How should I best annoy my cat?

leave the cat alone
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Carlita
05-28-2007, 10:06 PM
Where were you when I needed you? :awww:

psichogaucho
05-28-2007, 10:06 PM
is it that really necessary that onions make me cry? :sobbing: :crying2:

yes, onions love to tell sad stories
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freesbee
05-28-2007, 10:07 PM
do you think my avatar is funny?

psichogaucho
05-28-2007, 10:07 PM
when will I get the chance to meet you?

if I cannot come back to law school, I'll move to Cuxhaven, Germany, in 2008
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psichogaucho
05-28-2007, 10:09 PM
Where were you when I needed you? :awww:

working, or sleeping
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psichogaucho
05-28-2007, 10:10 PM
do you think my avatar is funny?

simply hilarious, ha, ha
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Carlita
05-28-2007, 10:10 PM
Are you a trick of the eye?

psichogaucho
05-28-2007, 10:13 PM
Are you a trick of the eye?

no, I am the shadow of a vanishing ghost
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Carlita
05-28-2007, 10:34 PM
why do so many people like Amsterdam? :confused:

psichogaucho
05-28-2007, 11:51 PM
why do so many people like Amsterdam? :confused:

because they don't know Rotterdam
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Naranoc
05-29-2007, 12:35 AM
Which do you prefer, "Holy Grail" or "Life of Brian"? :D

psichogaucho
05-29-2007, 12:46 AM
Which do you prefer, "Holy Grail" or "Life of Brian"? :D

Ni! Ni! Ni!
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Julio1974
05-29-2007, 02:46 AM
Ok, Vamos a salir campeones o no??????

Louche
05-29-2007, 03:14 AM
I got married about 10 years ago in Canada. Things didn't work out, so I came back to the US. I never got a divorce - do you think I'm still married or has it expired?

psichogaucho
05-29-2007, 03:15 AM
Ok, Vamos a salir campeones o no??????

si no salen campeones les transmitimos, generosamente, el apelativo de pechofrío
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psichogaucho
05-29-2007, 03:17 AM
I got married about 10 years ago in Canada. Things didn't work out, so I came back to the US. I never got a divorce - do you think I'm still married or has it expired?

unless your partner has expired, you're stll married, I'm afraid
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Louche
05-29-2007, 03:23 AM
Thought so. :yeah:

Seleshfan
05-29-2007, 04:23 AM
Is that a picture of Louche in his avatar?

psichogaucho
05-29-2007, 04:29 AM
Is that a picture of Louche in his avatar?

yes. handsome, huh?
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Seleshfan
05-29-2007, 04:35 AM
yes! :inlove:

wenty
05-29-2007, 04:44 AM
What is your opinion on the fact that there is no grass TMS?

psichogaucho
05-29-2007, 04:50 AM
What is your opinion on the fact that there is no grass TMS?

grass is for cows, and for groovers
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angela
06-04-2007, 07:47 PM
por que me duele mi cabeza??????????????????

psichogaucho
06-04-2007, 11:12 PM
tienes que usar ropa interior un talle más grande
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wenty
06-05-2007, 06:58 AM
When will the world end?

Seleshfan
06-05-2007, 07:03 AM
Will I ever have sex again? If so, when?

fenomeno2111
06-06-2007, 02:16 AM
Should I work and study or just study?

psichogaucho
06-06-2007, 08:14 PM
When will the world end?

the day after Andy Roddick wins the French Open
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psichogaucho
06-06-2007, 08:15 PM
Will I ever have sex again? If so, when?

yes, next weekend. be patient
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psichogaucho
06-06-2007, 08:17 PM
Should I work and study or just study?

part time work and study
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fenomeno2111
06-06-2007, 08:37 PM
What's wrong with Argentina's defense? Was it Abbondanzieri's fault on 2 of the goals ?

psichogaucho
06-06-2007, 08:41 PM
What's wrong with Argentina's defense? Was it Abbondanzieri's fault on 2 of the goals ?

our defenders didn't want to miss Algeria's goals, tht's why they looked at the goal instead of the strikers. And no, it wasn't Roberto's fault
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fenomeno2111
06-06-2007, 08:57 PM
What should I do if my co worker annoys the hell out of me?

psichogaucho
06-06-2007, 09:06 PM
What should I do if my co worker annoys the hell out of me?

just listen to your inner voice, not the voice that tells you "kill'em all, they hate you, they envy you"
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angela
06-06-2007, 09:07 PM
hecho el cambio me sigue doliendo la cabeza por que???????????????????

scarecrows
06-06-2007, 09:10 PM
why the love for Robotic monkeys is vanishing?

psichogaucho
06-06-2007, 09:12 PM
hecho el cambio me sigue doliendo la cabeza por que???????????????????

mucho tiempo delante del monitor de la compu
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merce
06-07-2007, 04:40 AM
who was first, the chicken or the egg? :awww:

wenty
06-07-2007, 10:48 AM
When will Roddick win French Open?

psichogaucho
06-07-2007, 09:59 PM
When will Roddick win French Open?

the next season after Gastón Gaudio's victory at Wimbledon
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Voo de Mar
06-07-2007, 10:07 PM
the next season after Gastón Gaudio's victory at Wimbledon
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Why you break your own rule about predictions? :aplot:

psichogaucho
06-07-2007, 10:12 PM
Why you break your own rule about predictions? :aplot:

because I am God in my own universe
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scarecrows
06-07-2007, 11:25 PM
why dont you answer my questions?

Naranoc
06-07-2007, 11:28 PM
What should I do during the next week off before I go back to school?
Which snacks should I tell my mum to buy? :D

psichogaucho
06-07-2007, 11:33 PM
why dont you answer my questions?

I didn't read it
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psichogaucho
06-07-2007, 11:35 PM
why the love for Robotic monkeys is vanishing?

they lost credibility after Quimes' fiasco
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scarecrows
06-07-2007, 11:36 PM
do you think my initiative to have as many members as possible with a monkey avatar for 1 day can be successful?

psichogaucho
06-07-2007, 11:37 PM
who was first, the chicken or the egg? :awww:

the egg
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psichogaucho
06-07-2007, 11:40 PM
do you think my initiative to have as many members as possible with a monkey avatar for 1 day can be successful?

yes, it will be a hit, but please, don't ask Nicole, I like Santchiagu
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psichogaucho
06-07-2007, 11:41 PM
What should I do during the next week off before I go back to school?

read something, and contunue your training as answerer

Which snacks should I tell my mum to buy? :D

Doritos
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merce
06-08-2007, 12:50 AM
are you back in law school?

psichogaucho
06-08-2007, 12:51 AM
are you back in law school?

trying to comeback
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merce
06-08-2007, 01:00 AM
la pancarta se ve inspiradora
me gusta que firmaste 'yo' :lol:

wenty
06-08-2007, 05:57 AM
Why is it raining so badly here?

psichogaucho
06-08-2007, 06:09 AM
Why is it raining so badly here?

koala bears love the rain
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Hendu
06-08-2007, 06:26 AM
Will Boca win the Libertadores?

wenty
06-08-2007, 11:09 AM
When will the rain stop?

psichogaucho
06-08-2007, 06:36 PM
Will Boca win the Libertadores?

Boca deserve it, just because they defeated Peñarol in the Liga finals, they made me happy
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psichogaucho
06-08-2007, 06:36 PM
When will the rain stop?

when the koalas get sick of the rain
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liz-bj
06-09-2007, 02:41 PM
Quien va a ganar la final de Roland Garros? (Tengo una apuesta con mi vieja)

psichogaucho
06-09-2007, 07:49 PM
Quien va a ganar la final de Roland Garros? (Tengo una apuesta con mi vieja)

Justine Henin
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Zirconek
06-09-2007, 07:50 PM
Where can I find inspiration to make new questions here?

I don't post here for a while :sad:

psichogaucho
06-09-2007, 08:04 PM
Where can I find inspiration to make new questions here?

I don't post here for a while :sad:

the question, my friend, is blowing in the wind, the question is blowing in the wind
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Lee
06-09-2007, 08:06 PM
when will I start studying my Spanish again?

psichogaucho
06-09-2007, 08:10 PM
when will I start studying my Spanish again?

right now: repeat after me: yo conozco, tú conoces, el conoce, nosotros conocemos, vosotros conoceís, ellos conocen
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AgassiDomination
06-09-2007, 08:10 PM
the question, my friend, is blowing in the wind, the question is blowing in the wind
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What does that mean?

Zirconek
06-09-2007, 08:19 PM
Where do your wisdom come from, Santi?

psichogaucho
06-09-2007, 08:19 PM
What does that mean?

it's a clever pun with a line of a well known Bob Dylan's song called "Blowin' in the wind" that says, "the answer, my friend, it's blowin' in the wind..." &co
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psichogaucho
06-09-2007, 08:22 PM
Where do your wisdom come from, Santi?

I read three books
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Louche
06-09-2007, 10:34 PM
I've read these three books, Sensei psichogaucho, but I am far from wise.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3029/quixotepl0.jpg

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/7692/nietfw5.jpg

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7738/valleyofthedollsho4.jpg

Should I attempt Der Zauberberg
? :scared:

psichogaucho
06-09-2007, 11:05 PM
I've read these three books, Sensei psichogaucho, but I am far from wise.
Should I attempt Der Zauberberg
? :scared:

yes, and Ulysses and A la recherche du temps perdù
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Xavidbz
06-13-2007, 07:01 PM
Do you think Nadal will break his 81 victories record?

You told me not, and now I ask you, then, who?

psichogaucho
06-13-2007, 07:06 PM
You told me not, and now I ask you, then, who?

nobody.
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Zirconek
06-13-2007, 08:05 PM
Why the city called Uruguaiana is located in the border Brazil-Argentina?

merce
06-13-2007, 08:46 PM
how can i maake my plants greener? :awww:
i water them and nothing happens :shrug:

my0118
06-14-2007, 12:07 AM
When is Nalbandian going to lose weight?

scarecrows
06-14-2007, 12:09 AM
When is Nalbandian going to lose weight?

when hamburgers will be more expensive


(sorry Santi, couldnt resist answering to this one :sad: )

Naranoc
06-14-2007, 12:44 AM
Which is the best flavour of ice-cream?
When will I see a pixie? :sad:

psichogaucho
06-14-2007, 12:56 AM
Why the city called Uruguaiana is located in the border Brazil-Argentina?

because of Uruguay river
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psichogaucho
06-14-2007, 12:59 AM
how can i maake my plants greener? :awww:
i water them and nothing happens :shrug:

as Johannes Goethe said, they need more light, sunlight
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psichogaucho
06-14-2007, 01:02 AM
When is Nalbandian going to lose weight?

after the shooting of the movie "Free Nalby" he'll take the part of a performance whale who wanted to swim the oceans again, and eat zooplancton and, why not? fitoplancton, too. and krill. and little fishes. and haddocks. and herrings. and dolphins. even the Miami Dolphins
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psichogaucho
06-14-2007, 01:04 AM
Which is the best flavour of ice-cream?:

zooplancton with cherries

When will I see a pixie? :sad:

tomorrow
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Louche
06-14-2007, 04:56 AM
I think I saw Bigfoot today. Am I crazy?

psichogaucho
06-14-2007, 04:59 AM
I think I saw Bigfoot today. Am I crazy?

if Bigfoot talked to you, yes, you're completely out of your mind
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merce
06-14-2007, 01:53 PM
what do you think about rainbows?

psichogaucho
06-14-2007, 07:16 PM
what do you think about rainbows?

hollywood waits at the end of them
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psichogaucho
06-14-2007, 07:17 PM
Do you have large hands. I heard they were super good for molesting young girls with.

no, I don't have large hands, that's why I don't play handball anymore
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merce
06-14-2007, 08:00 PM
what do you think about men who wear pink?

psichogaucho
06-14-2007, 08:05 PM
what do you think about men who wear pink?

they must be in a mental institution, like Homer Simpson
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merce
06-14-2007, 09:09 PM
:lol:

fenomeno2111
06-14-2007, 09:10 PM
Who will host the 2014 world cup?

psichogaucho
06-14-2007, 11:16 PM
Who will host the 2014 world cup?

Brazil
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fenomeno2111
06-17-2007, 06:07 AM
Why is may 29th the day of the penguin??

psichogaucho
06-17-2007, 08:31 AM
Why is may 29th the day of the penguin??

Peñarol lost the finals of the Liga Nacional de Basketball on May 29th
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Tennis-Engineer
06-17-2007, 09:15 AM
Will Nalbandian return to top 5 one day ?

psichogaucho
06-17-2007, 09:03 PM
Will Nalbandian return to top 5 one day ?

yes, it's just a matter of time, a matter of will, and to keep his mouth shut for a while, maybe two months
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wenty
06-24-2007, 06:50 AM
Will Djokovic ever will a Slam?
When will Coria return?

psichogaucho
06-24-2007, 06:58 AM
Will Djokovic ever will a Slam?
When will Coria return?

yes, after Nadal and Federer retirements
yes, before Nadal and Federer retirements
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Tennis-Engineer
06-24-2007, 09:13 AM
Which one of MTF members has the highest total posts?

Which one of MTF members has the highest vcash at this moment ? How much vcash he/she has ?

merce
06-25-2007, 06:49 PM
what's nathii's dream?

psichogaucho
06-25-2007, 11:23 PM
what's nathii's dream?

a thread with 1,100,000 posts
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psichogaucho
06-25-2007, 11:39 PM
Which one of MTF members has the highest total posts?

Deboogle! more than 68,000 posts

Which one of MTF members has the highest vcash at this moment ? How much vcash he/she has ?

not me, since I alway bet agaist Federer and Nadal
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Nunyabeezwax
06-26-2007, 12:06 AM
Why? Oh why?

psichogaucho
06-26-2007, 12:32 AM
Why? Oh why?

because, oh because the wind is high it blows my mindahahahahahhhh
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Louche
06-26-2007, 05:51 AM
Why would someone cry when the sky is blue? :confused:

psichogaucho
06-26-2007, 05:57 AM
Why would someone cry when the sky is blue? :confused:

blue things makes you cry. I am not talking about the color. Neither John and Paul
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Naranoc
06-30-2007, 02:41 PM
What is your theory on Sharapova's pout? :D

psichogaucho
06-30-2007, 02:53 PM
What is your theory on Sharapova's pout? :D

she thinks "I can win several majors, be wta #1, but I'll never look like Elena Dementieva *pouts*"
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Zirconek
07-04-2007, 10:15 PM
Is the Snowball Earth hypothesis right?

psichogaucho
07-05-2007, 12:33 AM
Is the Snowball Earth hypothesis right?

the purest bullshit I ever read since Darwin and all that shit that we're sons of the monkeys
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scarecrows
07-05-2007, 12:35 AM
:eek:

long live Darwin

chewy
07-05-2007, 08:39 AM
how long until my post is answered?

Carlita
07-05-2007, 09:33 AM
Should I apply for a job that seems like more fun than my current one but would mean less pay?

psichogaucho
07-05-2007, 01:56 PM
how long until my post is answered?

less than five hours
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psichogaucho
07-05-2007, 01:58 PM
Should I apply for a job that seems like more fun than my current one but would mean less pay?

a job is always a job, and with the better wage you can have good times in your real life
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Tomy
07-05-2007, 11:58 PM
Why?

Naranoc
07-06-2007, 12:00 AM
Have you ever met Elena in real life?

psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 12:01 AM
Why?

because I said so
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psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 12:02 AM
Have you ever met Elena in real life?

no
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chewy
07-06-2007, 02:15 AM
can u answer all of my questions?

psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 02:19 AM
can u answer all of my questions?

yes, but you must know there are three rules
a) do not ask things you already know
b) no prohecies, do not ask scores
c) do not challenge my answers
if you follow this simple rules, I answer all your questions
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chewy
07-06-2007, 03:10 AM
yes, but you must know there are three rules
a) do not ask things you already know
b) no prohecies, do not ask scores
c) do not challenge my answers
if you follow this simple rules, I answer all your questions
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Fair enough, even though i dislike limitations. >.<
After all I chose to ask. ;)

Q: what's the meaning of 'prohecies'? It was once written by the great know it all!

psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 03:18 AM
Fair enough, even though i dislike limitations. >.<
After all I chose to ask. ;)

Q: what's the meaning of 'prohecies'? It was once written by the great know it all!

prophecy is the name of my first Pro Kennex squash racquet
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Lee
07-06-2007, 03:19 AM
Is Santi working tonight?

psichogaucho
07-06-2007, 03:20 AM
Is Santi working tonight?

yes
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