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psichogaucho
02-13-2007, 04:44 PM
What's the better date? Nice meal cooked at home during a snowstorm, or valiant braving of the elements to a nice restaurant? :lol:

home cooking
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psichogaucho
02-13-2007, 04:47 PM
what is the best moment on U2- vertigo 05 live from Chicago?

the hypnotizing "Zoo Station" and the sweetest "Running to stand still"
and "One"
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jocaputs
02-13-2007, 04:49 PM
the hypnotizing "Zoo Station" and the sweetest "Running to stand still"
and "One"
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are we ready for the laughing gas? are we ready for what's next? are we ready to duck? are we ready to dive?

psichogaucho
02-13-2007, 04:50 PM
are we ready for the laughing gas? are we ready for what's next? are we ready to duck? are we ready to dive?

we are
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Zirconek
02-13-2007, 05:53 PM
Who are the best 5 dramaturges in your opinion? What do you like about them?

psichogaucho
02-14-2007, 05:08 PM
Who are the best 5 dramaturges in your opinion? What do you like about them?

William Shakespeare, William Butler Yeats, Samuel Beckett, Henrik Ibsen and that greek, Sophocles, I guess. They knew the answers, too
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Zirconek
02-14-2007, 05:15 PM
what do I have to do to stop the damnation that is killing my plants? It's a white fungus.

psichogaucho
02-14-2007, 05:22 PM
what do I have to do to stop the damnation that is killing my plants? It's a white fungus.

all you need insect is an insect which eates the white fungus. do not smoke it untill all the fungus are gone
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Zirconek
02-14-2007, 05:30 PM
The Canadian bastard who lived for six months in my house owe me money and stoled some stuffs. He is back to Canada. What am I supposed to do? :(

Xavidbz
02-14-2007, 05:33 PM
Do you think Guillermo Coria will return to the top 10?

psichogaucho
02-14-2007, 05:34 PM
The Canadian bastard who lived for six months in my house owe me money and stoled some stuffs. He is back to Canada. What am I supposed to do? :(

call some canadian fat man who brokes his thumbs
or call a canadian lawyer
or call a canadian fat lawyer who brokes his thumbs
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psichogaucho
02-14-2007, 05:35 PM
Do you think Guillermo Coria will return to the top 10?

I hope so. I really wish it
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Zirconek
02-14-2007, 05:43 PM
Should I addopt a child or have my biological sons?

Deathless Mortal
02-14-2007, 05:44 PM
When will i win my first TT title?
And which one will i get first, singles or doubles?
and where? :D

psichogaucho
02-14-2007, 05:45 PM
Should I addopt a child or have my biological sons?

try the biological first
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psichogaucho
02-14-2007, 05:46 PM
When will i win my first TT title?
And which one will i get first, singles or doubles?
and where? :D

Umag, singles, be patient
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Zirconek
02-14-2007, 05:47 PM
Which is the better "dolce de leche" from Argentina? If it's home made, could you send me one pitcher, please?

psichogaucho
02-14-2007, 05:50 PM
Which is the better "dolce de leche" from Argentina? If it's home made, could you send me one pitcher, please?

Chimbote
the factory is a few blocks from my place
I can send you a jar or two
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Deathless Mortal
02-14-2007, 05:50 PM
Umag, singles, be patient
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:D

Nice!

I don't like clay, though. But nice, on my home soil :D

Deathless Mortal
02-14-2007, 05:50 PM
Wait, you mean this year, right? :haha:

Zirconek
02-14-2007, 05:52 PM
Why do Brazilians say: "OK, it's a deal, for sure" if it's not true?

psichogaucho
02-14-2007, 05:53 PM
Wait, you mean this year, right? :haha:

no
that's why I said "be patient"
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psichogaucho
02-14-2007, 05:54 PM
Why do Brazilians say: "OK, it's a deal, for sure" if it's not true?


the guys from Rio have a big mouth
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Zirconek
02-14-2007, 06:07 PM
What would you tell to these guys?

http://www.itftennis.com/mens/players/activity.asp?player=100058440

http://www.itftennis.com/mens/player...ayer=100078500

http://www.itftennis.com/mens/player...ayer=100005153

http://www.itftennis.com/mens/player...ayer=100064589

Deathless Mortal
02-14-2007, 06:09 PM
no
that's why I said "be patient"
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You're so wrong! I'll prove it to you! :nerner:

psichogaucho
02-14-2007, 06:14 PM
What would you tell to these guys?

keep on trying
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Zirconek
02-14-2007, 06:20 PM
I think I should play a musical instrument. Zither or harp?

psichogaucho
02-14-2007, 06:25 PM
I think I should play a musical instrument. Zither or harp?

harp. can be useful in the after life
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Zirconek
02-14-2007, 07:22 PM
If Uruguay were not an independent country, it would most probably be part of Brazil or Argentina nowadays?

Zirconek
02-14-2007, 07:24 PM
If Bolivia and Paraguay were one only country since early 19th century, would they be in a better condition and master the South America?

scarecrows
02-14-2007, 09:20 PM
why are Robotic Monkeys forgotn in here?

napki
02-14-2007, 10:36 PM
Who are Robotic Monkeys and why should they be remembered?

Zirconek
02-15-2007, 01:28 AM
Are/will Iraq, Iran and Russia playing/play the same role that Czech Republic, Poland/Ukraine and Russia played during IIWW?

psichogaucho
02-15-2007, 04:05 PM
If Uruguay were not an independent country, it would most probably be part of Brazil or Argentina nowadays?

an argentinian province, we were wining that war
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psichogaucho
02-15-2007, 04:05 PM
If Bolivia and Paraguay were one only country since early 19th century, would they be in a better condition and master the South America?

I don't think so
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psichogaucho
02-15-2007, 04:07 PM
why are Robotic Monkeys forgotn in here?

Robotic Monkeys are not forgotten here, they want some low profile
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psichogaucho
02-15-2007, 04:08 PM
Who are Robotic Monkeys and why should they be remembered?

Robotic Monkeys will rule the world, soon. That's why they must be remembered
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psichogaucho
02-15-2007, 04:13 PM
Are/will Iraq, Iran and Russia playing/play the same role that Czech Republic, Poland/Ukraine and Russia played during IIWW?

no, Putin is not Stalin,
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angela
02-17-2007, 06:15 PM
how are you today?

psichogaucho
02-17-2007, 06:19 PM
how are you today?

jolly good
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Xavidbz
02-17-2007, 06:57 PM
Do you think Real Madrid will win the 2006-2007 UEFA Champions League?

psichogaucho
02-17-2007, 08:31 PM
Do you think Real Madrid will win the 2006-2007 UEFA Champions League?

I don't think so
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Xavidbz
02-17-2007, 08:33 PM
I don't think so
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Then, who will win it?

Carlita
02-17-2007, 08:33 PM
¿Quién eres?

psichogaucho
02-17-2007, 08:38 PM
Then, who will win it?

rule number one, no prophecies coughbarçacough
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psichogaucho
02-17-2007, 08:39 PM
¿Quién eres?

eso me pregunto yo hace más de veinte años
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Deathless Mortal
02-17-2007, 08:40 PM
When will I die?

Carlita
02-17-2007, 08:43 PM
where is Carlos?

psichogaucho
02-17-2007, 08:43 PM
When will I die?

you're already dead, but, as too many people, you didn't notice it yet
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psichogaucho
02-17-2007, 08:45 PM
where is Carlos?

he's travelling to Buenos Aires. If he'll do it right, I'll see him Sunday 25th
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Xavidbz
02-17-2007, 08:47 PM
Do you think Federer will win Roland Garros?

psichogaucho
02-17-2007, 08:51 PM
Do you think Federer will win Roland Garros?

sooner or later Roger will do the Grand Slam
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Carlita
02-17-2007, 08:57 PM
has Richard Krajicek lost his mind by giving :tape: Verkerk a wild card?

psichogaucho
02-18-2007, 08:24 PM
has Richard Krajicek lost his mind by giving :tape: Verkerk a wild card?

completly
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Naide
02-18-2007, 08:36 PM
who's next?

psichogaucho
02-18-2007, 08:39 PM
who's next?

I rather like "My Generation"
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Louche
02-20-2007, 02:01 PM
If there is a heaven, is Keith Moon there?

psichogaucho
02-20-2007, 05:29 PM
If there is a heaven, is Keith Moon there?

yes, he's playing "boris the spider" with John Entwistle
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Zirconek
02-20-2007, 08:12 PM
When I'll be at the beach with Olga, and we go for some kayak, should we go in K-2, together, or each one in a K-1?

Zirconek
02-20-2007, 08:13 PM
When I'll be at the beach with Olga, should I ask her to do the same as Daniela Cicarelli did? :aplot:

psichogaucho
02-20-2007, 08:40 PM
When I'll be at the beach with Olga, and we go for some kayak, should we go in K-2, together, or each one in a K-1?

try a K2, or an Everest, even a Nanga Parbat
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psichogaucho
02-20-2007, 08:40 PM
When I'll be at the beach with Olga, should I ask her to do the same as Daniela Cicarelli did? :aplot:

don't even think about it
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Naide
02-20-2007, 08:44 PM
why do i feel melancholic right now?

psichogaucho
02-20-2007, 08:46 PM
why do i feel melancholic right now?

life is unfair, sometimes
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Zirconek
02-23-2007, 10:46 PM
I love this music from Miriam Makeba, Pata Pata

Sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata pat ...(Chor: Sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata pat...(Chor: „Pata
Sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
1. Refrain
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pa ...(Chor: „Pata Pata")
A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata pat ...(Chor:
A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata
2. Strophe
Aya sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor:
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata)
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata)
Bridge:
„Pata Pata" is the name of a dance ... we do down Johannesburg way.
And everybody ... starts to move ... as soon as „Pata Pata" starts to play - hoo ...
3. Strophe
Aya sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor:
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata)
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
2. Refrain
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata

A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata pat ...(Chor:
A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata)
4. Strophe
Haji-a sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor:
A sat wuguga sat ju benga jo-ho ...(Chor: „Pata Pata")
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata pat ...(Chor:
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si ...(Chor: „Pata)
Bridge
Hoo, every Friday and Saturday night ... it's „Pata Pata"-time.
The dance keeps going all night long ... till the morning sun begins to shine - hey!
Aya sat wuguga sat - wo-ho-o ...(Chor: „Pata Pata")
5. Strophe
Aya sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor:
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata)
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
3. Refrain
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata
A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata pat ...(Chor:
A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata
6. Strophe
Huh- a sat wuguga sat - hit it! ...(Chor: „Pata Pata")
Aah- sat wuguga sat - aim not si - hit it! ...(Chor: „
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata Pata")

What does it mean?
It's xhosa, from South Africa

psichogaucho
02-24-2007, 06:40 AM
I love this music from Miriam Makeba, Pata Pata

Sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata pat ...(Chor: Sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata pat...(Chor: „Pata
Sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
1. Refrain
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pa ...(Chor: „Pata Pata")
A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata pat ...(Chor:
A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata
2. Strophe
Aya sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor:
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata)
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata)
Bridge:
„Pata Pata" is the name of a dance ... we do down Johannesburg way.
And everybody ... starts to move ... as soon as „Pata Pata" starts to play - hoo ...
3. Strophe
Aya sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor:
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata)
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
2. Refrain
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata
[ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata pat ...(Chor:
A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata)
4. Strophe
Haji-a sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor:
A sat wuguga sat ju benga jo-ho ...(Chor: „Pata Pata")
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata pat ...(Chor:
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si ...(Chor: „Pata)
Bridge
Hoo, every Friday and Saturday night ... it's „Pata Pata"-time.
The dance keeps going all night long ... till the morning sun begins to shine - hey!
Aya sat wuguga sat - wo-ho-o ...(Chor: „Pata Pata")
5. Strophe
Aya sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor:
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata)
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
3. Refrain
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata
Hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata
A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pata pat ...(Chor:
A-hihi ha mama, hi-a-ma sat si pat ...(Chor: „Pata
6. Strophe
Huh- a sat wuguga sat - hit it! ...(Chor: „Pata Pata")
Aah- sat wuguga sat - aim not si - hit it! ...(Chor: „
A sat wuguga sat ju benga sat si pata ...(Chor: „Pata Pata")

What does it mean?
It's xhosa, from South Africa

means
oh yes
I'm in love
I love your mother
I really love her
I'd love to be your stepfather
yes I would
talk to your mum
try to convince her
I want to be your stepfather, darling
yes I really want it
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Zirconek
02-24-2007, 10:52 AM
Should I go to Mar del Plata to pay a visit to you, to the playas and get drunk at Antares?
Should my mother come with me? (she is divorced)

psichogaucho
02-24-2007, 05:17 PM
Should I go to Mar del Plata to pay a visit to you, to the playas and get drunk at Antares?
Should my mother come with me? (she is divorced)

of course you can
and your mother too
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Alonsofz
02-25-2007, 02:21 AM
Will Juan Mónaco defeat Alessio Di Mauro in Bs. As. final?

psichogaucho
02-25-2007, 07:14 AM
Will Juan Mónaco defeat Alessio Di Mauro in Bs. As. final?

rule #1 no prophecies
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Xristos
02-25-2007, 07:28 AM
Who will I first beat on the Atp?

psichogaucho
02-27-2007, 03:34 AM
Who will I first beat on the Atp?

Roger Federer (0-15 ret.)
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Zirconek
02-27-2007, 05:27 PM
What was the best point in the Buenos Aires final?

Zirconek
02-27-2007, 05:28 PM
Did you ruined Buenos Aires farting? Is the air quality there good?

Zirconek
02-27-2007, 05:30 PM
How much barbed wire have between Buenos Aires and Mar del Plata, in both ways, at the road?

Zirconek
02-27-2007, 05:32 PM
I know I'm not supposed to ask you what I already know, but I have amnesia now. Can you make this test about me? Please, tell me who I am!

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070226103313-784131&

psichogaucho
02-27-2007, 05:38 PM
What was the best point in the Buenos Aires final?

Pico Mónaco did a "Grand Willy"
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psichogaucho
02-27-2007, 08:20 PM
How much barbed wire have between Buenos Aires and Mar del Plata, in both ways, at the road?

something like 2400 km
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psichogaucho
02-27-2007, 08:24 PM
Did you ruined Buenos Aires farting? Is the air quality there good?

my farts smells like daffodils. Bs As air is good, since 1979
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psichogaucho
02-27-2007, 08:29 PM
I know I'm not supposed to ask you what I already know, but I have amnesia now. Can you make this test about me? Please, tell me who I am!

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070226103313-784131&

d'oh!
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Zirconek
02-28-2007, 12:41 PM
something like 2400 km
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Could you convert into Å (Ångströms)?

Zirconek
02-28-2007, 01:37 PM
How can we battle the poverty in the world?

Zirconek
02-28-2007, 01:38 PM
Despite local conditions, what's the best energy source?

*Elsie*
02-28-2007, 01:43 PM
Did Adam cheat when he did my quiz? :unsure:

psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 04:41 PM
Could you convert into Å (Ångströms)?

of course I can, but, apart you and I no one knows what the hell an Ångströms is, and we dont want to confuse all those ignorants posters
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psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 04:44 PM
How can we battle the poverty in the world?

kill the poor men
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psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 04:45 PM
Despite local conditions, what's the best energy source?

fartation
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psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 04:46 PM
Did Adam cheat when he did my quiz? :unsure:


yes, he asked me (PM)
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Zirconek
02-28-2007, 04:49 PM
Is Sabatini still :drool: ?

Zirconek
02-28-2007, 04:51 PM
Did you clean the Belgian beer faucet?
You Argies have some problem about beer and clean...

Zirconek
02-28-2007, 04:52 PM
How much Brazil and Argentina can be affected by the China crisis?

Zirconek
02-28-2007, 04:53 PM
Did Cavallo fallen from the horse? Is de la Rua actually a homeless?

psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 04:56 PM
Is Sabatini still :drool: ?

yes she is
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psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 04:59 PM
Did you clean the Belgian beer faucet?
You Argies have some problem about beer and clean...

it's not belgian, but of course I cleaned it, and no, we don't have any trouble with beer and hygiene
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psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 05:00 PM
How much Brazil and Argentina can be affected by the China crisis?

just a little bit
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psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 05:02 PM
Did Cavallo fallen from the horse? Is de la Rua actually a homeless?

Cavallo is an insane, and de la Rua is far from being a homeless
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Zirconek
02-28-2007, 05:42 PM
How many names have the Buenos Aires phone list?

Zirconek
02-28-2007, 05:42 PM
How many names have the Buenos Aires phone list?

What is the percentage of Italian names?

psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 05:48 PM
How many names have the Buenos Aires phone list?

one name for each telephone owner
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Deathless Mortal
02-28-2007, 05:49 PM
Is Mario Ancic in some way my long-distance cousin or smtng?

psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 05:53 PM
What is the percentage of Italian names?

42.35 %
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psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 05:55 PM
Is Mario Ancic in some way my long-distance cousin or smtng?

the grandfather of your grandfather once met the grandfather of Ancic's grandfather
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Deathless Mortal
02-28-2007, 05:57 PM
the grandfather of your grandfather once met the grandfather of Ancic's grandfather
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They've met, but are we cousins?

psichogaucho
02-28-2007, 06:01 PM
They've met, but are we cousins?

long term
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Zirconek
03-01-2007, 08:04 AM
What was wrong about Quilmes yesterday? If you were the coach, what would you do?

psichogaucho
03-01-2007, 04:46 PM
What was wrong about Quilmes yesterday? If you were the coach, what would you do?

I didn't see the match, I don't want to read the reviews, but it seems that we didn't defend a lot and we suffere the same offensive troubles. Our coach is a genius, he also knows the answers
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Zirconek
03-01-2007, 04:58 PM
Did the Peruvian-Argentinian goalkeeper cheated in the 1978WC?

Zirconek
03-01-2007, 05:00 PM
There are the well known mothers of "Plaza de Mayo". How many mothers lost their sons and daughters during the dictartoship period?

Zirconek
03-01-2007, 05:02 PM
How many species are still not known by the scientists in the South-American equatorial rain forest?

psichogaucho
03-01-2007, 05:11 PM
Did the Peruvian-Argentinian goalkeeper cheated in the 1978WC?

no, not only him, all the squad, apparently, but we don't have any exhibit, there's the benefit of the doubt and so on
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psichogaucho
03-01-2007, 05:24 PM
There are the well known mothers of "Plaza de Mayo". How many mothers lost their sons and daughters during the dictartoship period?

30000
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psichogaucho
03-01-2007, 05:26 PM
How many species are still not known by the scientists in the South-American equatorial rain forest?

two or three, a weird fern, a giant hogweed and some silly fungus
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angela
03-02-2007, 12:07 AM
Puedo guardar el gato de mi carro junto con el raton de mi computadora?

psichogaucho
03-02-2007, 03:31 AM
Puedo guardar el gato de mi carro junto con el raton de mi computadora?

si, con el tiempo serán grandes amigos
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Federerhingis
03-02-2007, 05:03 AM
Porque los ninos son tontos de pequenos y continuan siendo mas tontos de adultos? ;)

psichogaucho
03-02-2007, 05:05 AM
Porque los ninos son tontos de pequenos y continuan siendo mas tontos de adultos? ;)

porque tienen padres tontos
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Federerhingis
03-02-2007, 05:09 AM
Que hay de cierto "que hacer el amor cuando la mujer esta menstruando le alivia sus dolores"?

psichogaucho
03-02-2007, 04:23 PM
Que hay de cierto "que hacer el amor cuando la mujer esta menstruando le alivia sus dolores"?

sutil mentira masculina
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jocaputs
03-08-2007, 10:47 PM
i have a lot of questions and i need answers.
y al psicologo jamàs.

psichogaucho
03-08-2007, 10:51 PM
(that was *not* a question, Eric)

jocaputs
03-08-2007, 10:55 PM
here they go.
1- yesterday , i finished work, i saw my friends, i watched futbol on tv etc...
then, i sat in my livingroom and suddenly i felt small, insignificant, infimo, un piccolo punto en el universo infinito... porque este vacio?:sad:

psichogaucho
03-08-2007, 10:57 PM
here they go.
1- yesterday , i finished work, i saw my friends, i watched futbol on tv etc...
then, i sat in my livingroom and suddenly i felt small, insignificant, infimo, un piccolo punto en el universo infinito... porque este vacio?:sad:

because you use to think a lot. just live your life
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jocaputs
03-08-2007, 11:03 PM
because you use to think a lot. just live your life
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2- today i wanted some smoke. i checked my pocket and i had no cigarettes left in the pack. i asked them to people that usually smoke a lot, but none of them had. so i bought them in a bar. mientras queria preneder una, me di cuenta que el encendor estaba roto.
maybe someone up there wants me to quit smoking?:confused:

psichogaucho
03-08-2007, 11:04 PM
2- today i wanted some smoke. i checked my pocket and i had no cigarettes left in the pack. i asked them to people that usually smoke a lot, but none of them had. so i bought them in a bar. mientras queria preneder una, me di cuenta que el encendor estaba roto.
maybe someone up there wants me to quit smoking?:confused:

yes, it's a signal. quit inmediatly
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jocaputs
03-08-2007, 11:11 PM
ok and last but not least:
3- when i joined mtf 6 months ago i used to spend my time here only in gm. i didnt even bother watching non tennis.
6 months later, its the exact opposite.
can bad people say que traicionè mis principios?:sad: :D

freesbee
03-08-2007, 11:11 PM
why am I stupid?

psichogaucho
03-08-2007, 11:13 PM
ok and last but not least:
3- when i joined mtf 6 months ago i used to spend my time here only in gm. i didnt even bother watching non tennis.
6 months later, its the exact opposite.
can bad people say que traicionè mis principios?:sad: :D

no, I'd say you've saved your life
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psichogaucho
03-08-2007, 11:14 PM
why am I stupid?

don't be stupid, don't say you're stupid 'cos you are not stupid
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freesbee
03-08-2007, 11:16 PM
how are you doing? :)

psichogaucho
03-08-2007, 11:18 PM
how are you doing? :)

I'm sad, Adriana just left the city for two endless weeks. I'm boring, there's no much to do at the pub. I'm sick of my breathing troubles, maybe I had sinusitis, or whatever you call it
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psichogaucho
03-09-2007, 12:31 AM
Es Federer un Robotic Monkey ?

Necesito una respuesta satisfactoria .

no, no es un Robotic Monkey, los Robotic Monkeys salen con chicas más lindas. Si mi respuesta, oh Felipe, no te satisface, pregúntale a scarecrows, el es el principal creyente de los RM
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merce
03-09-2007, 06:07 PM
why am i such a bad driver? :sad:

how can i improve? :awww:

psichogaucho
03-09-2007, 08:14 PM
why am i such a bad driver? :sad:

you're woman

how can i improve? :awww:

a change of gender. and practice
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
03-09-2007, 10:10 PM
Are we alone in the universe?

psichogaucho
03-09-2007, 10:34 PM
Are we alone in the universe?

no, there are other beings, in Ganymede for instance
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Federerhingis
03-10-2007, 02:14 AM
Why do some farts smell sometimes and not at other times?

psichogaucho
03-10-2007, 05:14 AM
Why do some farts smell sometimes and not at other times?

some farts are really shy, other are not
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psichogaucho
03-10-2007, 06:22 AM
Pueden sanar de su demencia los fanaticos de Federer ?

no creo

Por qué son todos lunáticos los Fedtards?

no son lunáticos, son un poco haraganes, nada más

Por qué no me lo banco a Roger?

te aburre que gane siempre

De antemano gracias :D

por favor, para eso estamos

TNX1.0E6TOPCA
03-10-2007, 08:10 AM
Dear replier, Pampa Húmeda resident :angel:

how can we obtain 24 by using only one time 5, 5, 5 and 1 ? :cool:

(addition, substraction, multiplication and/or division allowed)

Râtopado
03-10-2007, 05:49 PM
When will I go to Africa?
When will the web designer finish my web site?
Why did my last girl friend lied to me?

psichogaucho
03-10-2007, 09:00 PM
Dear replier, Pampa Húmeda resident :angel:

how can we obtain 24 by using only one time 5, 5, 5 and 1 ? :cool:

(addition, substraction, multiplication and/or division allowed)

the answer to your kind question won't help a lot to the humankind, and that's my mission here, to help the humankind. Besides, you already know the answer.
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psichogaucho
03-10-2007, 09:02 PM
When will I go to Africa?

next winter

When will the web designer finish my web site?

soon, and be patient, unless you want a crappy website

Why did my last girl friend lied to me?

because you don't have a cool website yet
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Râtopado
03-10-2007, 09:12 PM
Thanks for the answers....here I have more questions:

What do I have to with my projects?
Shall I publish a book?
Why do I always travel to Argentina in april, eventhough I don't want to?
Are you a happy person?

psichogaucho
03-10-2007, 09:17 PM
Thanks for the answers....here I have more questions:

What do I have to with my projects?

do it

Shall I publish a book?

if the book is good enough, yes, otherwise, forget it

Why do I always travel to Argentina in april, eventhough I don't want to?

we rock

Are you a happy person?

I'm this close to the happiness, these days
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Ophidian
03-11-2007, 12:26 AM
Why do women always want me?

psichogaucho
03-11-2007, 08:26 AM
Why do women always want me?

because you're hot enough to boil a monkey's ass
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merce
03-11-2007, 09:03 PM
a change of gender. and practice
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but i'm happy with my gender :D

does it mean i gotta stay a bad driver for life because of it? :sad:

what about Danika Patrick? how does she do it? :confused:

TNX1.0E6TOPCA
03-11-2007, 09:33 PM
Mardy Fish is playing without socks. I only see his shoes. Why?

psichogaucho
03-11-2007, 10:25 PM
but i'm happy with my gender :D

does it mean i gotta stay a bad driver for life because of it? :sad:

what about Danika Patrick? how does she do it? :confused:

if you're happy with your gender, well, then you're doomed to travel in cabs
how does she do? she? she?
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psichogaucho
03-11-2007, 10:28 PM
Mardy Fish is playing without socks. I only see his shoes. Why?

you're thinking of the blisters poor Mardy's feet should have. try to think on how lovely his hair looks, and maybe you can see the match
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Zirconek
03-11-2007, 10:30 PM
Am I a lost soul? :awww:

psichogaucho
03-11-2007, 10:59 PM
Am I a lost soul? :awww:

we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year
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merce
03-11-2007, 11:34 PM
is wtaworld upside down for you too?

psichogaucho
03-11-2007, 11:41 PM
is wtaworld upside down for you too?

yes, wtaworld collapsed
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Zirconek
03-11-2007, 11:59 PM
What are the top 5 sorbet flavours?

psichogaucho
03-12-2007, 12:06 AM
What are the top 5 sorbet flavours?

banana, dulce de leche with nuts, granizado and we don't need more flavours
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Carlita
03-12-2007, 12:17 AM
what's that behind me? :unsure:

psichogaucho
03-12-2007, 03:11 AM
what's that behind me? :unsure:

your shadow
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Federerhingis
03-12-2007, 05:11 AM
Why does it take sperms over eight hours to go from the Vagina to the oviduct? I thought they were fast swimmers? :devil:

psichogaucho
03-12-2007, 04:37 PM
Why does it take sperms over eight hours to go from the Vagina to the oviduct? I thought they were fast swimmers? :devil:

they know just one of them will reach the goal, and that turn they pessimists, they think there's no reason to hurry, I won't do it
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Nathaliia
03-12-2007, 05:23 PM
when will Genci be online?

Xristos
03-12-2007, 05:24 PM
Will I take over number 1 now that Fed is finished?

Zirconek
03-12-2007, 09:08 PM
Why don't you put the rules in the first post and make an advice in the title?

psichogaucho
03-12-2007, 10:24 PM
when will Genci be online?

after he finish the punishment to his kids
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psichogaucho
03-12-2007, 10:24 PM
Will I take over number 1 now that Fed is finished?

no
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psichogaucho
03-12-2007, 10:27 PM
Why don't you put the rules in the first post and make an advice in the title?

I am too lazy
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
03-13-2007, 09:33 AM
you're thinking of the blisters poor Mardy's feet should have. try to think on how lovely his hair looks, and maybe you can see the match
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so true! you read in my subconscious like an open book :p

Carlita
03-13-2007, 09:51 AM
where is the love?

psichogaucho
03-13-2007, 06:05 PM
where is the love?

Camboriú, Brasil
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MisterQ
03-13-2007, 06:11 PM
Are big cities worth the hassle?

Federerhingis
03-13-2007, 06:49 PM
If you dislike a person should you ignore them or kill them?

psichogaucho
03-13-2007, 10:17 PM
Are big cities worth the hassle?

big cities life: too many people, and too little action
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psichogaucho
03-13-2007, 10:18 PM
If you dislike a person should you ignore them or kill them?

I ignore them
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Louche
03-14-2007, 03:23 AM
Is there such a place as Limbo?

psichogaucho
03-14-2007, 03:30 AM
Is there such a place as Limbo?

yes, and there go the unbaptized babies and the users whom post a lot in General Messages
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psichogaucho
03-14-2007, 05:48 AM
gennaio 2009 holidays: Patagonia o Australia?

gulp, never answered this one...
Patagonia
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Federerhingis
03-18-2007, 03:36 AM
Que apesta mas un viejo muerto o una viejecilla moribunda? (cuando descubri la respuesta me sorprendio) jajajaja ;)

Voo de Mar
03-18-2007, 03:39 AM
¿Cuanto tiempo tengo que aprender español para escribir correctamente en esta lengua? (ésta es mi primera pregunta en español)

Federerhingis
03-18-2007, 03:41 AM
¿Cuanto tiempo tengo que aprender español para escribir correctamente en esta lengua? (ésta es mi primera pregunta en español)

No creo que mucho mas tiempo, ya la escribes muy bien. :wavey:

Bagelicious
03-18-2007, 03:55 AM
Why does my head hurt?

Federerhingis
03-18-2007, 04:02 AM
Why does my head hurt?


Kajonie dude, buddy :hug: Long time since we last chatted here. :wavey:

Bagelicious
03-18-2007, 04:08 AM
Yup, it's been a while. Lately i've restricted my mtf use to browsing GM for the latest news. What's up?

merce
03-21-2007, 03:00 PM
how was the concert?

how did it feel to have one week off?

Federerhingis
03-23-2007, 05:17 AM
why does chaser not work for my friend, we only usually have just 3 or 4 shots of grey goose. A sip or two of Shiraz and just one shot of Aquavit. :tape: Maybe she's just a weakling? Is that it? :lol:

psichogaucho
03-23-2007, 10:20 PM
Que apesta mas un viejo muerto o una viejecilla moribunda? (cuando descubri la respuesta me sorprendio) jajajaja ;)

una viejecilla moribunda, los viejos muertos huelen a pastel de papas, y a mí me gusta el pastel de papas
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psichogaucho
03-23-2007, 10:22 PM
¿Cuanto tiempo tengo que aprender español para escribir correctamente en esta lengua? (ésta es mi primera pregunta en español)

veinte minutos
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psichogaucho
03-23-2007, 10:23 PM
Why does my head hurt?

something you ate
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MisterQ
03-23-2007, 10:23 PM
Why haven't they invented dishes that clean themselves? :shrug:

psichogaucho
03-23-2007, 10:24 PM
how was the concert?

awesome


how did it feel to have one week off?

it feels like, hm, it was short
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psichogaucho
03-23-2007, 10:26 PM
why does chaser not work for my friend, we only usually have just 3 or 4 shots of grey goose. A sip or two of Shiraz and just one shot of Aquavit. :tape: Maybe she's just a weakling? Is that it? :lol:

you're right
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Voo de Mar
03-23-2007, 10:28 PM
veinte minutos
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:lol: Unfortunately I'm not so clever :p

psichogaucho
03-23-2007, 10:28 PM
Why haven't they invented dishes that clean themselves? :shrug:

they are occupied inventing useless things like cellphones, faxes and stuff
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Louche
03-24-2007, 05:50 AM
Why pubic hair?

psichogaucho
03-24-2007, 10:13 PM
Why pubic hair?

just to remind us we were monkeys, to many milleniums ago
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merce
03-28-2007, 05:21 PM
what's the reason bhind Britney shaving her head?

why cant i stop watching the Carter family reality tv show? :o :sobbing:

psichogaucho
03-28-2007, 05:24 PM
what's the reason bhind Britney shaving her head?

she wants to be Sinèad O'Connor...come on, Britney, here's a pic of Benedict XVI

why cant i stop watching the Carter family reality tv show? :o :sobbing:

Jimmy Carter rules
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Mistaflava
03-28-2007, 05:25 PM
where the fuck is Olga?

psichogaucho
03-28-2007, 05:27 PM
where the fuck is Olga?

Wales
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merce
03-28-2007, 05:46 PM
she wants to be Sinèad O'Connor...come on, Britney, here's a pic of Benedict XVI :rolls:
maybe that's her next step :scared:

Louche
03-28-2007, 06:01 PM
Why am I afraid of horses?

psichogaucho
03-28-2007, 06:39 PM
Why am I afraid of horses?

Mr Ed was really scary
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Cashif
03-28-2007, 06:49 PM
What does psichogaucho mean?

Carlita
03-28-2007, 06:51 PM
Where is Priscila? :awww:

psichogaucho
03-28-2007, 09:07 PM
What does psichogaucho mean?

psichogaucho is a gaucho with psychotic reactions, bad spelt
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psichogaucho
03-28-2007, 09:08 PM
Where is Priscila? :awww:

Wales, with Olga
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Cashif
03-29-2007, 05:05 PM
If all guys and gals become homo and stop having sex with the opposite sex, then how will humans reproduce?:p

Zirconek
03-29-2007, 05:11 PM
Why did I bought a cordless phone of Siemens this weekend if my mobile from the same company doesn't work (like the brand new cordless phone)?

psichogaucho
03-29-2007, 05:21 PM
If all guys and gals become homo and stop having sex with the opposite sex, then how will humans reproduce?:p

in vitro fertilisation...pass me that jar, please
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psichogaucho
03-29-2007, 05:31 PM
Why did I bought a cordless phone of Siemens this weekend if my mobile from the same company doesn't work (like the brand new cordless phone)?

every time you use a siemens telephone, you gotsome subliminal message like "buy another one, buy another one"
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Cashif
03-30-2007, 05:46 PM
if people here run out of questions, what will happen to this thread?

psichogaucho
03-30-2007, 09:18 PM
if people here run out of questions, what will happen to this thread?

the thread will sink to the page three or four
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Louche
03-31-2007, 10:08 PM
If all the people in the southern hemisphere jump up into the air at the same time, what will happen to the earth when they land?

psichogaucho
03-31-2007, 10:38 PM
If all the people in the southern hemisphere jump up into the air at the same time, what will happen to the earth when they land?

they'd produce a big cloud of dust
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zethand
04-02-2007, 12:47 AM
I insulted a member here.. Should I apologize for that or is it enough if I just make an act of contrition?

psichogaucho
04-02-2007, 12:55 AM
I insulted a member here.. Should I apologize for that or is it enough if I just make an act of contrition?

apologize, but only if the insult was really unnecesary
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
04-04-2007, 06:08 AM
Angelina Jolie's planning fourth adoption. :baby: Can I adopt Brad Pitt? :angel:

psichogaucho
04-04-2007, 04:42 PM
Angelina Jolie's planning fourth adoption. :baby: Can I adopt Brad Pitt? :angel:

yes, you can
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
04-04-2007, 07:41 PM
great, i'll start the adoption procedure :cool:

freesbee
04-04-2007, 10:14 PM
does love conquer everything?

psichogaucho
04-04-2007, 10:20 PM
does love conquer everything?

everything but big empires
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freesbee
04-04-2007, 10:24 PM
what conquers big empires?

psichogaucho
04-04-2007, 10:33 PM
what conquers big empires?

a big army
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freesbee
04-04-2007, 10:35 PM
are you ever going to change your avatar again?

psichogaucho
04-04-2007, 10:47 PM
are you ever going to change your avatar again?

yes, next time Olga send to me a pic of herself with a cute animal
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freesbee
04-04-2007, 10:50 PM
do you ever get tired of answering questions?

psichogaucho
04-04-2007, 10:52 PM
do you ever get tired of answering questions?

I'm really tired, but mtf needs me
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Cashif
04-05-2007, 05:28 PM
How come your thread is so successful here but never really took off in WTA world? Is it because posters there are intelligent or dumb here?

psichogaucho
04-05-2007, 09:30 PM
How come your thread is so successful here but never really took off in WTA world? Is it because posters there are intelligent or dumb here?

non tennins section at wtaworld is too much active than MTF's, so, the thread Sarah started sunk fast into the maelstrom of useless threads
the thisrst of knowledge reveals intelligence
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Voo de Mar
04-06-2007, 12:09 AM
What is the difference between a dove and a pigeon?

psichogaucho
04-06-2007, 12:46 AM
What is the difference between a dove and a pigeon?

the gender. the dove is the wife of the pigeon, like the frogs and the toads
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Voo de Mar
04-06-2007, 12:56 AM
Which country has the biggest intellectual potential and which one has the lowest?

psichogaucho
04-06-2007, 01:13 AM
Which country has the biggest intellectual potential and which one has the lowest?

Australia (except the guys from Melbourne) and Argentina (except the glorious people of Mar del Plata)
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Voo de Mar
04-06-2007, 01:17 AM
What does mean 'Mar del Plata' in Spanish?

psichogaucho
04-06-2007, 07:00 AM
What does mean 'Mar del Plata' in Spanish?

Mar del Plata, in spanish, means Mar del Plata
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Carlita
04-06-2007, 11:18 AM
what nationality is the Easter Bunny?

Voo de Mar
04-06-2007, 01:28 PM
Mar del Plata, in spanish, means Mar del Plata
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:( Sorry psichogaucho, maybe my question was bad formulated. I would like to translate "Mar del Plata" from Spanish into English :D
"Sea of the Silver" Is it correct?

psichogaucho
04-06-2007, 05:54 PM
what nationality is the Easter Bunny?

he was born in Luxenbourg
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psichogaucho
04-06-2007, 05:56 PM
:( Sorry psichogaucho, maybe my question was bad formulated. I would like to translate "Mar del Plata" from Spanish into English :D
"Sea of the Silver" Is it correct?

not really...you know, this zone of South America is known as "El Plata" because to the "Rio de la Plata" (River Plate) so, Mar del Plata is the beach station of "el Plata"
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auspopopen
04-09-2007, 02:55 AM
I will win TT Valencia's CH in singles or doubles?

psichogaucho
04-09-2007, 02:56 AM
I will win TT Valencia's CH in singles or doubles?

not this year
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auspopopen
04-09-2007, 02:58 AM
I will win any TT tournament this year? :scared:

psichogaucho
04-09-2007, 03:05 AM
I will win any TT tournament this year? :scared:

I'm afraid not.
since you're a newcomer here, you must know this thread has, this far, three rules:
a) no prophecies, I am a pundit, not a prophet;
b) do not ask things you already know
c) do not challeng my answers
thanks
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auspopopen
04-09-2007, 03:08 AM
Thanks :)

What's your name? :p

Alonsofz
04-09-2007, 03:13 AM
Is Guille Coria (:worship:) your favorite player?

psichogaucho
04-09-2007, 03:14 AM
Thanks :)

What's your name? :p

Santiago, but girls call me "Fury"
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psichogaucho
04-09-2007, 03:15 AM
Is Guille Coria (:worship:) your favorite player?

right now, yes
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Carlita
04-10-2007, 06:28 PM
Will Maxima Zorreguieta get a baby boy or baby girl today?

psichogaucho
04-10-2007, 06:31 PM
Will Maxima Zorreguieta get a baby boy or baby girl today?

a baby boy (Carlitos) gosh, she's a rabbit, isn't she?
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Carlita
04-10-2007, 06:34 PM
will Argentina & the Netherlands be one once Alex & Max are king and queen?

psichogaucho
04-10-2007, 06:42 PM
will Argentina & the Netherlands be one once Alex & Max are king and queen?

I hope not. we already ruined a country, we cannot ruin Holland
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