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scarecrows
11-13-2006, 05:52 PM
Why do women have periods?

:lol:

poor fellow

are you currently having the non-sex days because of that?

Bubba08
11-13-2006, 05:58 PM
:lol:

poor fellow

are you currently having the non-sex days because of that?
....
and I am not too keen of my hand. :awww: :tape:

Will you be on holiday soon?

scarecrows
11-13-2006, 06:04 PM
....
and I am not too keen of my hand. :awww: :tape:

Will you be on holiday soon?

I'm on holiday all the time ;)

psichogaucho
11-13-2006, 06:20 PM
can you feel the heat?

yes I can
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psichogaucho
11-13-2006, 06:21 PM
can you sense the tension?

of course I can, my lips are trembling, right now!
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Zirconek
11-13-2006, 06:22 PM
Why was John Fitzgeral Kennedy murdered (besides a bullet)?

psichogaucho
11-13-2006, 06:23 PM
CHAT

goddamn it

:bounce:

*faints*
(last time I fainted, after the accident, I couldn't remember my own adress, so, please, don't ask me my adress)

psichogaucho
11-13-2006, 06:25 PM
how do u feel now you have reached chat thread status?

Congrats Andito :woohoo:

I feel really honoured, we did a chat thread without chatting.
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psichogaucho
11-13-2006, 06:26 PM
andy that looks simply devine...where can i get them in Australia?

nowhere, I'm afraid
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scarecrows
11-13-2006, 06:27 PM
I feel really honoured, we did a chat thread without chatting.
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posting numbers is called chatting nowadays

psichogaucho
11-13-2006, 06:33 PM
Why do women have periods?

to make our lives so mean
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psichogaucho
11-13-2006, 06:35 PM
Why was John Fitzgeral Kennedy murdered (besides a bullet)?

Kennedys are the biggest jinx all around the world.
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psichogaucho
11-13-2006, 06:51 PM
(aknowledgments : many, many thanks to Phunkadelicious, scarecrows, Lee, Washa Koroleva, kajonie, surfpiknky, mc8114, angela, cobalt60, misterQ, tennisgal_001, Saumon, inmortalia, guille&tati4life, GlennMirny, adee-gee, NATAS81, Voo de Mar, Sandra, PamposCypriot, zaboomafoo, Lafuria, thiaela, zicron, good gambler, Nathaliia, Naronoc, napki, embellish, chocc0, bubba08, mimi, Betty, silver7, its.like.that., Katastrophe, alma, Deck, foosimo, SloKid, lovefifteen, BelgianWaffle, Kristen, distu3ed, NiciSunflower, LK_22, boka, damita, Dudi fan, Davy Navy, tall one, Mara_M, Corinna, federehingis, Suzi, Faik Kheft, allero, Excalibur II, honey_b_fly_15, lizzard, Whistleaway, JustDoIt, zethland, Athy, <Lt*alonso*cl>, JMG, NaDaLiTa, RFitzpatrick, Becassine, Word Life, La Tenista, djoky, pixiedreamer, Xristos, buddyholly, davidian, iloveupeterpan, Nunyabeezwax, oneandonlyhsn, AgassiDomination, Miaou, Vass, orderlycommotion, Fedex & shootingstar.
special aknowledgment to Princesa! who asked the first one. )

scarecrows
11-13-2006, 08:41 PM
holy shizzle

I'm the 2nd most prolific questioner

psichogaucho
11-13-2006, 09:01 PM
holy shizzle

I'm the 2nd most prolific questioner

you were on fire last week, but you didn't ask anything

ask away

scarecrows
11-13-2006, 09:48 PM
I was already getting used to the idea of chatting but the title says otherwise

South Park or Simpsons?

psichogaucho
11-13-2006, 09:51 PM
I was already getting used to the idea of chatting but the title says otherwise

South Park or Simpsons?

Simpsons. my friends used to call me Barney Gumble
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Zirconek
11-13-2006, 10:03 PM
Did George W Bullshit really quit the alcohol and cocaine?

psichogaucho
11-13-2006, 10:10 PM
Did George W Bullshit really quit the alcohol and cocaine?

of course, he's trying to do LSD with orange peel and toothpaste
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scarecrows
11-13-2006, 10:49 PM
how come "I know a shit..." and "I don't know a shit..." have basically the same meaning?

Zirconek
11-14-2006, 03:35 PM
Is that a cliché saying a movie or a book have plenty of clichés?

psichogaucho
11-14-2006, 04:08 PM
how come "I know a shit..." and "I don't know a shit..." have basically the same meaning?

it's the decadence of the language
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psichogaucho
11-14-2006, 04:10 PM
Is that a cliché saying a movie or a book have plenty of clichés?

indeed a cliche, yes,
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*Elsie*
11-14-2006, 04:10 PM
Where are Mladic and Karadzic?

psichogaucho
11-14-2006, 04:12 PM
Where are Mladic and Karadzic?

they are watching Ljubicic (*2-3 in the third)
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Zirconek
11-14-2006, 04:27 PM
How did most of Argentinians supported Menem for so long time?

psichogaucho
11-14-2006, 04:30 PM
How did most of Argentinians supported Menem for so long time?

same reason people voted G W Bush: assholeness, purest assholeness
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merce
11-14-2006, 05:56 PM
I don't know if this question has been ask before, but I'm gonna do it anyway 'cause I'm too lazy too look back at the pages :p

How does it feel to make it to chat threads? :bigclap:

freesbee
11-14-2006, 06:07 PM
congrats on the chat status thing! :D :hug:

I would like to contribute:

why are footnotes making my life miserable?

psichogaucho
11-14-2006, 06:11 PM
I don't know if this question has been ask before, but I'm gonna do it anyway 'cause I'm too lazy too look back at the pages :p

How does it feel to make it to chat threads? :bigclap:

it feels great -really
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psichogaucho
11-14-2006, 06:14 PM
congrats on the chat status thing! :D :hug:

thanks


I would like to contribute:

why are footnotes making my life miserable?

just because you read it.
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angela
11-14-2006, 06:27 PM
Por que se relaciona la lluvia con la tristeza?

psichogaucho
11-14-2006, 06:31 PM
Por que se relaciona la lluvia con la tristeza?

porque llueve agua, si lloviese whiskey estaría bueno
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angela
11-14-2006, 06:35 PM
Entonces porque se relaciona el sol con la alegria si no hay whiskey en ninguna parte?

psichogaucho
11-14-2006, 06:39 PM
Entonces porque se relaciona el sol con la alegria si no hay whiskey en ninguna parte?

por la canción de los Beatles "Here Comes the Sun", que es muy bonita. antes de la aparición the "Abbey Road" a la gente le gustaba la lluvia, por la canción de los Beatles "Rain"
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Lee
11-15-2006, 06:50 AM
Why my Spanish sucks?

*Elsie*
11-15-2006, 08:46 AM
they are watching Ljubicic (*2-3 in the third)
nextWhy should they care for a Croate?

Why are they are still getting away with genocide, extermination, murder, deportation...?

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 06:04 PM
Why my Spanish sucks?

a lack of confidence
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psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 06:06 PM
Why should they care for a Croate?

they were cheering for Nalbandian

Why are they are still getting away with genocide, extermination, murder, deportation...?

it's an unfair world.
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Katastrophe
11-15-2006, 06:13 PM
How would you describe the typical MTF member to someone unfamiliar with the forum?

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 06:22 PM
How would you describe the typical MTF member to someone unfamiliar with the forum?

we have three categories of MTFers:
a) MTFers who love psichogaucho
b) MTFers who don't know psichogaucho
c) MTFers who post at GM
the academics are thinking about a fourth category: posters who don't believe in the pics of theirselves some posters upload
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angela
11-15-2006, 06:41 PM
cual es mi categoria dentro de tu clasificación?

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 06:53 PM
cual es mi categoria dentro de tu clasificación?

a)
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scarecrows
11-15-2006, 06:57 PM
e mi categoria, cual es?

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 07:00 PM
e mi categoria, cual es?

a) + d)
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scarecrows
11-15-2006, 07:10 PM
don't you think the explanation of the d) category is poorely written?

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 07:18 PM
don't you think the explanation of the d) category is poorely written?

completely poorly written, I am not Marcel Proust, damn it, but it's understandable, I hope
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scarecrows
11-15-2006, 07:26 PM
it wasnt understendable at first for me but after you put me in the category I could guess what you wanted to say

landoud
11-15-2006, 08:13 PM
I don't have a question but I enjoyed reading your answers... just wanted to say that :yeah:

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 08:16 PM
I don't have a question but I enjoyed reading your answers... just wanted to say that :yeah:

(thanks :) )

Lee
11-15-2006, 08:44 PM
e mi categoria, cual es?

Shouldn't this be "¿y mi categoria, cual es?"

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 08:49 PM
Shouldn't this be "¿y mi categoria, cual es?"

yes.
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angela
11-15-2006, 09:06 PM
Cual ha sido la mejor respuesta que has dado desde que comenzaste con aks me?

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 09:13 PM
Cual ha sido la mejor respuesta que has dado desde que comenzaste con aks me?

Joan (kajonie) preguntó cuál era el mejor método para limpiar una pecera, y yo contesté "darle a los peces una esponja"
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angela
11-15-2006, 09:16 PM
Y cual ha sido la mejor pregunta que te han hecho sugún tu criterio?

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 09:19 PM
Y cual ha sido la mejor pregunta que te han hecho sugún tu criterio?

Luis (federerhingis) me preguntó si me gustaban los circos
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Lee
11-15-2006, 09:30 PM
Luis (federerhingis) me preguntó si me gustaban los circos
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sorry :topic:


I miss Luis :bigcry:

angela
11-15-2006, 09:32 PM
cual ha sido la pregunta que mas te costado contestar, la mas dificil?

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 09:38 PM
cual ha sido la pregunta que mas te costado contestar, la mas dificil?

varias...las de tennisgal_001 son muy arduas, algunas del finado phunkadelicious también...
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angela
11-15-2006, 09:40 PM
de que cosas no te han preguntado nunca?

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 09:44 PM
de que cosas no te han preguntado nunca?

música. literatura, tampoco...no muchas cuestiones personales...
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MisterQ
11-15-2006, 09:47 PM
Would the Beatles have continued to be a great band if they had stayed together?

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 09:51 PM
Would the Beatles have continued to be a great band if they had stayed together?

yes, the last album they recorded (Abbey Road) is, in my humble opinion, the best they did
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scarecrows
11-15-2006, 10:41 PM
are Beatles too overrated?

psichogaucho
11-15-2006, 10:49 PM
are Beatles too overrated?

this is a question for the garden of blasphemies
no, they were (are) the best band ever
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scarecrows
11-15-2006, 10:51 PM
bah, I dont like them


at all

angela
11-16-2006, 10:31 PM
Today I am bored so....
Sacare mi pregunton para distraerme, además me parece que Lee disfruta con las preguntas y respuestas en español.

Andy ¿Qué le pides a Dios?
¿Cómo esta Adriana?
¿Qué almorzaste hoy?
¿Qué opinas del libro de Gabo recuerdos de mis putas tristes?

psichogaucho
11-17-2006, 05:00 PM
Today I am bored so....
Sacare mi pregunton para distraerme, además me parece que Lee disfruta con las preguntas y respuestas en español.

Andy ¿Qué le pides a Dios?

nada
¿Cómo esta Adriana?

hermosa
¿Qué almorzaste hoy?

cereales, licuado de frutilla y yoghurt (de frutilla) jugo de naranjas

¿Qué opinas del libro de Gabo recuerdos de mis putas tristes?

opino que no lo leí
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scarecrows
11-17-2006, 05:02 PM
qui es Adriana?

psichogaucho
11-17-2006, 05:05 PM
qui es Adriana?

(quién ;) )
la madre de mis hijos, o nadie
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scarecrows
11-17-2006, 05:07 PM
how many kids do you have?

psichogaucho
11-17-2006, 05:15 PM
how many kids do you have?

no one. I meant she would be the mother of my childs, or she would be nobody...that's one of those sentences that are more understandable if you hear it. the explanation isn't so clear, too, I know
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scarecrows
11-17-2006, 05:54 PM
you need help for that? you know from whom ;)

psichogaucho
11-17-2006, 05:57 PM
you need help for that? you know from whom ;)

every help is welcome. thanks
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Betty
11-17-2006, 06:00 PM
:eek: e come mai io non sapevo nulla di questa Adriana:p :angel:

psichogaucho
11-17-2006, 06:06 PM
:eek: e come mai io non sapevo nulla di questa Adriana:p :angel:

perche stai guardando un'altro luogo, mi pare
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Nathaliia
11-17-2006, 06:08 PM
May i FINISH Genci's credit card?

psichogaucho
11-17-2006, 06:13 PM
May i FINISH Genci's credit card?

go ahead
buy something pretty for me, too
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scarecrows
11-17-2006, 06:29 PM
every help is welcome. thanks
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round playoff season you might get 2 good news

scarecrows
11-17-2006, 06:30 PM
should I cancel my bank account? and get rid of my credit card?

psichogaucho
11-17-2006, 06:32 PM
should I cancel my bank account? and get rid of my credit card?

you must do it
and please, hurry up!
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Zirconek
11-23-2006, 01:49 AM
Should I stay or should I go? (The Clash)

Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
Ill be here til the end of time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?

Always tease tease tease

Youre happy when Im on my knees
One day is fine, next is black
So if you want me off your back
Well come on and let me know

Should I stay or should I go?
Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know

This indecisions bugging me
If you dont want me, set me free
Exactly whom Im supposed to be
Dont you know which clothes even fit me?

Come on and let me know
Should I cool it or should I blow?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble

And if I stay it will be double
So you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

psichogaucho
11-23-2006, 02:48 AM
Should I stay or should I go? (The Clash)

London calling
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scarecrows
11-23-2006, 07:46 AM
How Soon is Now? (The Smiths)

psichogaucho
11-23-2006, 05:09 PM
How Soon is Now? (The Smiths)

too late
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scarecrows
11-23-2006, 05:12 PM
Do You Know what it feels like in this world for a girl ? (Madonna)

Zirconek
11-23-2006, 05:16 PM
How many diffrerent people will Federer lose to in 2007? :smash:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=90196

psichogaucho
11-23-2006, 05:16 PM
Do You Know what it feels like in this world for a girl ? (Madonna)

like a virgin
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scarecrows
11-23-2006, 05:18 PM
Therapy?

psichogaucho
11-23-2006, 05:19 PM
How many diffrerent people will Federer lose to in 2007? :smash:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=90196

no prophecies, rule #2
but the guys at that thread apparently already know it...Johansson, ha!
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angela
11-23-2006, 06:13 PM
Qué diferencia hay entre sexi y sensual en una mujer?

psichogaucho
11-23-2006, 06:17 PM
Qué diferencia hay entre sexi y sensual en una mujer?

ninguna.
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angela
11-23-2006, 06:20 PM
y entre bonita, sexi y exotica?

psichogaucho
11-23-2006, 07:15 PM
y entre bonita, sexi y exotica?

sexies pueden no ser bonitas...y exótica es un eufemismo para fea
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Lee
11-23-2006, 07:28 PM
angela, el hombre es no persona en contestar sus preguntas.


I tried my best to not butcher the sentence here :tape:

psichogaucho
11-23-2006, 07:32 PM
angela, el hombre es no persona en contestar sus preguntas.


I tried my best to not butcher the sentence here :tape:

(did you mean "men can't answer that kind of questions"?)

Lee
11-23-2006, 07:52 PM
(did you mean "men can't answer that kind of questions"?)

It's more "a man is not the person to answer your questions". :p

angela
11-23-2006, 09:21 PM
Lee: Quién mejor que un hombre para contestar mis preguntas?

Lee
11-23-2006, 10:17 PM
Una mujer ;)

Washa Koroleva
11-23-2006, 10:18 PM
Can you comment on my blog please?

Washa Koroleva
11-23-2006, 10:18 PM
Can you goodrep me?

Washa Koroleva
11-23-2006, 10:18 PM
Can you report me?

psichogaucho
11-23-2006, 10:19 PM
Can you comment on my blog please?

tomorrow
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angela
11-23-2006, 10:19 PM
Una mujer ;)
ok.
Pero como una mujer va a saber que es sexi o no sexi para un hombre? :)

psichogaucho
11-23-2006, 10:20 PM
Can you goodrep me?

yes I can
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psichogaucho
11-23-2006, 10:21 PM
Can you report me?

I can, but I don't want
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Washa Koroleva
11-23-2006, 10:21 PM
tomorrow
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I AM SHOCKED?

psichogaucho
11-23-2006, 10:23 PM
I AM SHOCKED?

looks like, yes
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Lee
11-23-2006, 10:29 PM
ok.
Pero como una mujer va a saber que es sexi o no sexi para un hombre? :)

:sobbing: mi español es ..... OK, my Spanish sucks so......


A man basically (usually) only has sex in his mind so it's very difficult to understand the subtle differences between sexy, sexual and sensual ;)

angela
11-23-2006, 10:31 PM
:sobbing: mi español es ..... OK, my Spanish sucks so......


A man basically (usually) only has sex in his mind so it's very difficult to understand the subtle differences between sexy, sexual and sensual ;)


Thanks. ;)

angela
11-23-2006, 10:32 PM
Andy lo que dice Lee es cierto?

NATAS81
11-24-2006, 02:49 AM
Decode this:

Ohhhh L.G.A. says:
you idiot dont even know that your name is not Satan
Ohhhh L.G.A. says:
but Shatan
Ohhhh L.G.A. says:
argh
Ohhhh L.G.A. says:
in other words.... Shitan

Zirconek
11-24-2006, 06:43 AM
Are we a mix of Homo sapiens and neanderthalis?

psichogaucho
11-24-2006, 08:25 PM
Andy lo que dice Lee es cierto?

no, bueno, a veces
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psichogaucho
11-24-2006, 08:27 PM
Decode this:

Ohhhh L.G.A. says:
you idiot dont even know that your name is not Satan
Ohhhh L.G.A. says:
but Shatan
Ohhhh L.G.A. says:
argh
Ohhhh L.G.A. says:
in other words.... Shitan

it's just a pun with your username
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psichogaucho
11-24-2006, 08:30 PM
Are we a mix of Homo sapiens and neanderthalis?

not me, I'm an homofaber, that is, a man who uses a pencil
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thiaela
11-24-2006, 09:36 PM
Que quiere decir que eres un piojo o pioja?

psichogaucho
11-24-2006, 09:41 PM
Que quiere decir que eres un piojo o pioja?

que picas un poquito
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Lee
11-25-2006, 04:22 AM
no, bueno, a veces
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:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

scarecrows
11-29-2006, 10:33 PM
when do you start the new job?

Lee
11-29-2006, 10:33 PM
What's the difference between "un gaucho" and "un vaquero"?

psichogaucho
11-29-2006, 10:37 PM
when do you start the new job?

not next Friday, as they promised
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psichogaucho
11-29-2006, 10:39 PM
What's the difference between "un gaucho" and "un vaquero"?

the outfit; gauchos don't use revolver, they use "facón" (a knife like a bowie)
and, overall, the attitude
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angela
11-29-2006, 10:42 PM
que almorzaste hoy?
como te ha ido en estos dias?
que tan cansado estas?

psichogaucho
11-30-2006, 12:57 PM
que almorzaste hoy?

no he almorzado aún, supongo que almorzaré un yoghurt con cereal y alguna fruta

como te ha ido en estos dias?

lindo, ningún incidente grave

que tan cansado estas?

no mucho, he dormido bastante bien
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merce
12-12-2006, 08:11 PM
do you think we're wiser now?

'cause i haven't seen this thread alive in awhile :confused:

psichogaucho
12-13-2006, 07:46 PM
do you think we're wiser now?

'cause i haven't seen this thread alive in awhile :confused:

I don't think so, you're only shy to admit your ignorance
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angela
12-13-2006, 07:52 PM
Como va tu nuevo trabajo?

scarecrows
12-13-2006, 07:57 PM
Tiago, Yes: Fragile or Close to the Edge?

psichogaucho
12-13-2006, 08:11 PM
Como va tu nuevo trabajo?

no va, voy a seguir trabajando en la cervecería, en otra sucursal, como "adicionista" esto es, el que hace los recibos
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psichogaucho
12-13-2006, 08:11 PM
Tiago, Yes: Fragile or Close to the Edge?

close to the edge
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scarecrows
12-13-2006, 08:12 PM
which is the best song ever?

psichogaucho
12-13-2006, 08:16 PM
which is the best song ever?

The Beatles' "A day in the life"
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merce
12-13-2006, 08:17 PM
I don't think so, you're only shy to admit your ignorance
nextindeed, i feel the chat threads pressure to ask you smarter questions :o

scarecrows
12-13-2006, 08:19 PM
have you heard of Mercury Rev?

Naranoc
12-13-2006, 08:22 PM
What should I buy to keep myself entertained on holiday?

psichogaucho
12-13-2006, 08:28 PM
have you heard of Mercury Rev?

yes, I loved Queen
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psichogaucho
12-13-2006, 08:30 PM
What should I buy to keep myself entertained on holiday?

a bush and a book about bushes
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scarecrows
12-13-2006, 08:33 PM
yes, I loved Queen
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I dont get it :confused:

psichogaucho
12-13-2006, 08:34 PM
I dont get it :confused:

Freddy Mercury, you know
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scarecrows
12-13-2006, 08:36 PM
what about the "Rev" part?

psichogaucho
12-13-2006, 08:40 PM
what about the "Rev" part?


I ignored it on purpose to make possible the easy joke
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scarecrows
12-13-2006, 08:41 PM
you really dont know Mercury Rev? :sad:

you want me to upload a song for you?

psichogaucho
12-13-2006, 08:43 PM
you really dont know Mercury Rev? :sad:

you want me to upload a song for you?

I don't want to bother you, but feel free to do it
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scarecrows
12-13-2006, 08:44 PM
can you play m4a files?

psichogaucho
12-13-2006, 08:47 PM
can you play m4a files?

no, my pc is from the stone age
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Saumon
12-13-2006, 09:30 PM
where have you been?

scarecrows
12-13-2006, 09:43 PM
I hope you like it Santi

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1xJbEoc5sDw

cobalt60
12-14-2006, 12:04 AM
Wiseman? I have been offered 2 volunteer positions-1. on a hospice board and 2. a state political board. Which should I take?

cobalt60
12-14-2006, 01:16 PM
Wiseman? I have been offered 2 volunteer positions-1. on a hospice board and 2. a state political board. Which should I take?

Made my decision;)

Lee
12-14-2006, 05:03 PM
Wiseman? I have been offered 2 volunteer positions-1. on a hospice board and 2. a state political board. Which should I take?

Made my decision;)

And the choice is......

psichogaucho
12-14-2006, 07:06 PM
Wiseman? I have been offered 2 volunteer positions-1. on a hospice board and 2. a state political board. Which should I take?

state political board. Sue for Maine's governor!
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angela
12-14-2006, 07:42 PM
qué diferencia hay entre un Argentino y Dios?

psichogaucho
12-14-2006, 09:29 PM
qué diferencia hay entre un Argentino y Dios?

Dios no se sabe si existe, nosotros, evidentemente, existimos
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new-york
12-14-2006, 10:37 PM
ask me. I know the answer

why the why?

ps: "because the because" is a chrystal balls corporation copyrighted answer.

cobalt60
12-14-2006, 11:18 PM
And the choice is......

Hospice board;) Remember Lee and Santi-I like my small corner of the world better;)

There has already been an independent governor for the state of Maine-Angus King :rocker2: So I would not be breaking any new ground:lol: And who would want it? Yuck. Besides it had to do with medical care stuff.

jocaputs
12-15-2006, 03:27 PM
should i eat bacon for breakfast? or should i stay classic cokkies and milk?

psichogaucho
12-15-2006, 07:02 PM
why the why?

ps: "because the because" is a chrystal balls corporation copyrighted answer.


because you can fox the fox, even because you can ape the ape
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psichogaucho
12-15-2006, 07:05 PM
should i eat bacon for breakfast? or should i stay classic cokkies and milk?

cookies and milk
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jocaputs
12-15-2006, 08:21 PM
thank you. some ham and eggs will never be better than oreo y matecocido!!!:cool:

psichogaucho
12-15-2006, 08:54 PM
thank you. some ham and eggs will never be better than oreo y matecocido!!!:cool:

(mate amargo rules)

jocaputs
12-15-2006, 09:19 PM
tradicionalista eh?:)

psichogaucho
12-15-2006, 09:23 PM
tradicionalista eh?:)

si, no me dicen psicogaucho por ponerle azúcar al mate, che
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angela
12-18-2006, 04:35 PM
Cómo estas Andy?

psichogaucho
12-18-2006, 06:06 PM
Cómo estas Andy?

muy bien, gracias, disfrutando la vida de playa
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angela
12-18-2006, 06:08 PM
que envidia :)

que es mejor para ti rubia o con cabello oscuro?

psichogaucho
12-18-2006, 06:19 PM
que envidia :)

que es mejor para ti rubia o con cabello oscuro?

en ese orden
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angela
12-18-2006, 06:24 PM
que almorzaste hoy?
Cual fue el último libro que leiste?

psichogaucho
12-18-2006, 06:28 PM
que almorzaste hoy?

cereal y un yoghurt (con cereal)

Cual fue el último libro que leiste?

estoy leyendo "Bliss" de Katherine Mansfield (en inglés) y "Mi hermano James Joyce" de Stanislaus Joyce (en español)
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angela
12-18-2006, 06:30 PM
que libro recomendarias?

psichogaucho
12-18-2006, 06:37 PM
que libro recomendarias?

"Malone Muere" de Samuel Beckett
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Nathaliia
12-18-2006, 06:39 PM
What is Genci's fave opera?

psichogaucho
12-18-2006, 06:49 PM
What is Genci's fave opera?

Lucia de Lamermoor
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angela
12-18-2006, 06:50 PM
qué pelicula recomendarias?

psichogaucho
12-18-2006, 07:03 PM
qué pelicula recomendarias?

El Padrino
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Lee
12-18-2006, 10:25 PM
:dance: comprendo los preguntas en español!!!!

psichogaucho
12-19-2006, 06:36 PM
:dance: comprendo los preguntas en español!!!!

por supuesto :) ahora vé y cosigue "Malone Muere" pero en inglés

Lee
12-19-2006, 06:54 PM
por supuesto :) ahora vé y cosigue "Malone Muere" pero en inglés

¿es bien?

psichogaucho
12-19-2006, 06:57 PM
¿es bien?

es bueno, probablemente de lo mejor que yo haya leído, algo triste, como yo
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Lee
12-19-2006, 07:03 PM
es bueno, probablemente de lo mejor que yo haya leído, algo triste, como yo
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bueno :p gracias :lol:

scarecrows
12-26-2006, 12:14 PM
are you pissed at me? :awww:

psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 12:18 PM
are you pissed at me? :awww:

no
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Zirconek
12-26-2006, 01:09 PM
An experienced woman or a fresh girl?

psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 05:49 PM
An experienced woman or a fresh girl?

if she breathes is okay for me
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Hiromiku
12-26-2006, 06:12 PM
Can you suggest me a plot for my creative writing that involves tennis players?

psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 06:17 PM
Can you suggest me a plot for my creative writing that involves tennis players?

a love story. Elena Dementieva meets psichogaucho and falls in love with him inmediatly. psichogaucho finds ED too tall for him, but he thinks "meh!" ED family don't like psichogaucho at all, but they think "meh! she's 25 already!"
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Hiromiku
12-26-2006, 06:18 PM
a love story. Elena Dementieva meets psichogaucho and falls in love with him inmediatly. psichogaucho finds ED too tall for him, but he thinks "meh!" ED family don't like psichogaucho at all, but they think "meh! she's 25 already!"
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:D
Is Grosjeanthegreat not the funniest poster on this board?

psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 06:21 PM
:D
Is Grosjeanthegreat not the funniest poster on this board?

Grosjeanthegreat is not the funniest poster in the board
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Zirconek
12-26-2006, 06:51 PM
Are you waiting for Godot?

Zirconek
12-26-2006, 06:53 PM
If the grass is for the cows (Villas, doesn't?), for which animals are the clay, the carpet and the cement?

psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 07:28 PM
Are you waiting for Godot?

we all are waitng for Godot
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psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 07:30 PM
If the grass is for the cows (Villas, doesn't?), for which animals are the clay, the carpet and the cement?

not necesarily for animals: clay is for statues, cement for buildings and carpet for bedrooms
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Zirconek
12-26-2006, 08:07 PM
Should its.like.that be banned from MTF? Why?
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=91079

psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 08:17 PM
Should its.like.that be banned from MTF? Why?
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=91079

he should not
he has some VdGG record (H to He Who, am I the only one) somewhere in his house, for this simple fact he should be moderator or something. keep it up, James!
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
12-26-2006, 08:55 PM
please can you give me some tips for the germination of my cardamine pratensis flore pleno (double-flowered Lady's Smock or Cuckoo Flower) what do u think? better time is before or after AO? :scratch:

psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 08:59 PM
please can you give me some tips for the germination of my cardamine pratensis flore pleno (double-flowered Lady's Smock or Cuckoo Flower) what do u think? better time is before or after AO? :scratch:

before Aussie Open... cardamine pratensis flore pleno don't want to miss it
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Zirconek
12-26-2006, 09:11 PM
How is it possible a large mass of graphyted rocks dated from the Archean (older than 2.5 GYBP - Gyga/Billions Years Before Present) if this mineral is related to organic matter, and in this case the graphyte is original (not product of later processes)? What would be urgent improved in Geology: paleontology, mineralogy or radiometric dating?

TNX1.0E6TOPCA
12-26-2006, 09:14 PM
what about some maths? :D

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = ?????????????????????? (17 digits)

psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 09:18 PM
How is it possible a large mass of graphyted rocks dated from the Archean (older than 2.5 GYBP - Gyga/Billions Years Before Present) if this mineral is related to organic matter, and in this case the graphyte is original (not product of later processes)? What would be urgent improved in Geology: paleontology, mineralogy or radiometric dating?

the carbon 14 sucks. graphyte is cool for tennis and squash racquets
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psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 09:30 PM
what about some maths? :D

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = ?????????????????????? (17 digits)

12,345,678,987,654,321
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Zirconek
12-26-2006, 09:33 PM
the carbon 14 sucks. graphyte is cool for tennis and squash racquets
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:haha:
but the carbon 14 method reachs just 45KY. I think the radiometric geologists suck!

Should I live fast and die young or live slow and die old?

psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 09:35 PM
:haha:
but the carbon 14 method reachs just 45KY. I think the radiometric geologists suck!

Should I live fast and die young or live slow and die old?

live and let die. you know, I'm too young for die, too old for rock and roll
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Naide
12-26-2006, 09:40 PM
how do i stop loving him?

TNX1.0E6TOPCA
12-26-2006, 09:47 PM
Potřebuji si vyměnit peníze. Jakou účtujete provizi?

psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 10:20 PM
how do i stop loving him?

loving another one
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psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 10:21 PM
Potřebuji si vyměnit peníze. Jakou účtujete provizi?


size doesn't matter, it's a scientific fact
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
12-26-2006, 10:25 PM
Will Roger Federer marry Mirka Vavrinec? :p

psichogaucho
12-26-2006, 10:27 PM
Will Roger Federer marry Mirka Vavrinec? :p

yes. it's a clause in the contract he signed with the devil: "you'll win heaps of Grand Slams, but you must marry Mirka"
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
12-26-2006, 11:04 PM
Should we be worried about bird flu? http://www.smileyhut.com/birds/hein.gif

psichogaucho
12-27-2006, 08:36 PM
Should we be worried about bird flu? http://www.smileyhut.com/birds/hein.gif

there's nothing to be worried about, unless you're a condor
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Voo de Mar
12-27-2006, 08:47 PM
yes. it's a clause in the contract he signed with the devil: "you'll win heaps of Grand Slams, but you must marry Mirka"
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When Federer made a pact with the devil?

psichogaucho
12-27-2006, 08:52 PM
When Federer made a pact with the devil?


before know Mirka, if he'd knew Mirka already, probably he would not sign the contract
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Voo de Mar
12-27-2006, 08:57 PM
Is it possible that Mirka is a "witch"?

jocaputs
12-27-2006, 09:06 PM
can Federer cancel his pact with the Devil?

psichogaucho
12-27-2006, 09:06 PM
Is it possible that Mirka is a "witch"?

she looks like, at least
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psichogaucho
12-27-2006, 09:08 PM
can Federer cancel his pact with the Devil?

no, he can't, he already won several Grand Slams, his soul belongs to the devil, and, maybe worse, his body to Mirka
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Zirconek
12-27-2006, 11:37 PM
Is there a "gay-jewish-masson-vegans-supported by aliens" plan to master the world?

scarecrows
12-28-2006, 12:52 AM
can Robotic Monkeys feel love?

Zirconek
12-28-2006, 01:23 AM
What's wrong about Kirchner's eyes?

psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 02:45 AM
Is there a "gay-jewish-masson-vegans-supported by aliens" plan to master the world?

no, they are gay-jewish-masson-vegans-and communists supported by gay communist aliens. beware.
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psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 02:46 AM
can Robotic Monkeys feel love?

the day they can feel love will be the last day of their world domination
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psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 02:48 AM
What's wrong about Kirchner's eyes?

Kirchner reads with his right eye, and re-read with the left, so, it's an advantage our glorious leader has
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Zirconek
12-28-2006, 03:14 AM
If your country is named Argentina, mine should be Áureo?
(don't be mistaken by my current flag at MTF, I'm as Brazilian as Guga Kuerten)

psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 03:18 AM
If your country is named Argentina, mine should be Áureo?
(don't be mistaken by my current flag at MTF, I'm as Brazilian as Guga Kuerten)

could be. there's no silver in Argentina, there's no gold in Brazil
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Zirconek
12-28-2006, 03:21 AM
no, they are gay-jewish-masson-vegans-and communists supported by gay communist aliens. beware.
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Are you a fan of Reagan and Thatcher?

psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 03:23 AM
Are you a fan of Reagan and Thatcher?

no, they were really moderated
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Nathaliia
12-28-2006, 03:24 AM
What is happening to my chat thread now?

psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 03:29 AM
What is happening to my chat thread now?

Robotic Monkeys will open it, sooner or later
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Nathaliia
12-28-2006, 03:30 AM
Why is Genci switching his mobile phone off at night?

Zirconek
12-28-2006, 03:33 AM
no, they were really moderated
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The Dutch extreme right political party leader was murdered some years ago.
He was gay and out of the closet. Was murdered by an extremist environmental ativist, due to his position about animal fur in clothes. And was succeded by a Moroccan immigrant!

What happenned to the Dutch Nazis?

psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 03:34 AM
Why is Genci switching his mobile phone off at night?

he doesn't like to be disturbed when he's er, sleeping
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psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 03:35 AM
The Dutch extreme right political party leader was murdered some years ago.
He was gay and out of the closet. Was murdered by an extremist environmental ativist, due to his position about animal fur in clothes. And was succeded by a Moroccan immigrant!

What happenned to the Dutch Nazis?

they all became gay, what a shame
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Zirconek
12-28-2006, 03:42 AM
could be. there's no silver in Argentina, there's no gold in Brazil
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There was a lot of gold here, ask the Brits. There still has some, common people find it easier than us, Geologists....

Why is the traditional knowledge sometimes better than the formal science?

psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 03:47 AM
There was a lot of gold here, ask the Brits. There still has some, common people find it easier than us, Geologists....

Why is the traditional knowledge sometimes better than the formal science?


it is not better, it's easier
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GustavoM_Fan
12-28-2006, 03:49 AM
Who is the girl in your photo? What is she doing with the penguin?

Why you open this thread? : http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=92084

psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 03:53 AM
Who is the girl in your photo?

Olga


What is she doing with the penguin?

just holding it

Why you open this thread? : http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=92084

I'm seeking for attention
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Zirconek
12-28-2006, 04:03 AM
When I'm walking in the the beach at night, should I mostly look: up at the sky (stars); right at the horizon (sea or inland); or down at the sand? Remember I don't have the same habilities of your glorious leader.

psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 04:06 AM
When I'm walking in the the beach at night, should I mostly look: up at the sky (stars); right at the horizon (sea or inland); or down at the sand? Remember I don't have the same habilities of your glorious leader.

up to the sky: you can see the Crux (southerncross) and find your way home really easy
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Zirconek
12-28-2006, 04:33 AM
I've became a house cleaner maniac. What should I do to be normal again and have some rest when I'm finally at home?

psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 04:34 AM
I've became a house cleaner maniac. What should I do to be normal again and have some rest when I'm finally at home?

just enjoy the mess
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Zirconek
12-28-2006, 05:09 AM
Which's most pleasant: the sunrise or the sunset?

psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 04:14 PM
Which's most pleasant: the sunrise or the sunset?

to all who, like me, live at the west shore of the Atlantic Ocean, the sunrise
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Denaon
12-28-2006, 08:13 PM
Estoy buscando un papel muy importante para mi laburo.....me podes decir en donde mierda lo dejé???? :mad:

jocaputs
12-28-2006, 08:27 PM
cuando habra justicia por las victimas de cromañon?:sad:

psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 09:38 PM
Estoy buscando un papel muy importante para mi laburo.....me podes decir en donde mierda lo dejé???? :mad:

está ahí, en el cajón ese que ya revisaste tres veces
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psichogaucho
12-28-2006, 09:39 PM
cuando habra justicia por las victimas de cromañon?:sad:

2008
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Naranoc
01-09-2007, 07:27 PM
What should I do, go to sleep early and wake up to finish my work, or stay up finshing it off?

Denaon
01-09-2007, 07:28 PM
Can I kill my boss? And a couple of co-workers??

psichogaucho
01-09-2007, 08:01 PM
What should I do, go to sleep early and wake up to finish my work, or stay up finshing it off?

go to sleep, we think more clearly in the morning
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psichogaucho
01-09-2007, 08:02 PM
Can I kill my boss? And a couple of co-workers??

yes, you can
(que parezca un accidente)
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