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boka
10-20-2006, 07:22 AM
haha, just one time in my whole life, but I was completely drunk, so maybe it doesn't count
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Good one , damn you're good! :worship: It defenetly doesn't count if you ask me!;)

merce
10-20-2006, 05:55 PM
los brutos las prefieren brutas
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Cual es el verdadero significado de esa respuesta? quiere decir que los hombes son brutos? :eek:

Do you think Catherine Fullop is ... on drugs? :eek:

How come i've been so eeky this week? :eek:

psichogaucho
10-20-2006, 05:57 PM
Ok. Another question: Who was I in my past life??
Sorry for my english.

Aureliano Buendía
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psichogaucho
10-20-2006, 05:59 PM
Peru gonna win Voleyball Campionship

rule #2: no prophecies, I'm a pundit, not a prophet
feminine volleyball?
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psichogaucho
10-20-2006, 06:02 PM
Cual es el verdadero significado de esa respuesta? quiere decir que los hombes son brutos? :eek:

no, no hay una respuesta entre líneas, sólo quise decir que hay una tendencia entre los idiotas a agruparse

Do you think Catherine Fullop is ... on drugs? :eek:

you must be really high to marry Ova Sabatini

How come i've been so eeky this week? :eek:

this is a eek week
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merce
10-20-2006, 06:23 PM
Thanks for the answers Master :hug:

angela
10-20-2006, 06:33 PM
Aureliano Buendía
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Un personaje de ficción y además hombre no te lo puedo creer. Are you sure?:)

psichogaucho
10-20-2006, 06:36 PM
Un personaje de ficción y además hombre no te lo puedo creer. Are you sure?:)

completely sure
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angela
10-20-2006, 06:37 PM
completely sure
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OK I belive you.:worship:

Suzi
10-20-2006, 07:52 PM
ive had a cough for a month now well cloggy throat more like, the medicine and doctors are rubbish wot should i do!

psichogaucho
10-20-2006, 08:48 PM
ive had a cough for a month now well cloggy throat more like, the medicine and doctors are rubbish wot should i do!

stop smoking. right now. try some sport
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angela
10-21-2006, 01:30 AM
qué hay después de la muerte?

Washa Koroleva
10-21-2006, 01:32 AM
WTF is TT?

Washa Koroleva
10-21-2006, 01:33 AM
Did the tree make a noise when it fell in the forrest and no one was there to hear it?

Washa Koroleva
10-21-2006, 01:34 AM
Two men are struggling in the water and clearly drowning. With dismay you see that one is your father, whom you love dearly, and the other a famous scientist, whom the newspapers report is close to a cure for cancer.

Whom would you save & why?

Washa Koroleva
10-21-2006, 01:38 AM
Do you think everyone experiences senses in the same way?
Like when you see something... do other people see the same? Or do they see something else but just know it by the same description as you do.

Or when you see something that is blue, does everyone else see blue the same way as you do? Or could it be that they see what you see as pink but they know it as blue. And when you ask them, they'll answer 'it's blue'.

Washa Koroleva
10-21-2006, 01:42 AM
Does WTF only stand for What The Fuck?
Can it also mean Why the fuck or Who the fuck or Where the fuck?

MisterQ
10-21-2006, 03:08 AM
Does WTF only stand for What The Fuck?
Can it also mean Why the fuck or Who the fuck or Where the fuck?

:lol:

Wherefore the fuck? Whither the fuck?....

User id 7816
10-21-2006, 08:55 PM
what should I do to get kidnapped by the aliens? this is a serious question. thanx. :p

psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:00 PM
qué hay después de la muerte?

una linda fiesta
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psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:01 PM
WTF is TT?

tiny tits
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psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:02 PM
Did the tree make a noise when it fell in the forrest and no one was there to hear it?

yes, it goes like kadabadabadabdebabebrooooomfrssssshhh
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psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:05 PM
Two men are struggling in the water and clearly drowning. With dismay you see that one is your father, whom you love dearly, and the other a famous scientist, whom the newspapers report is close to a cure for cancer.

Whom would you save & why?

my daddy, he may not cure the cancer, but he used to tell nice stories
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psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:08 PM
Do you think everyone experiences senses in the same way?
Like when you see something... do other people see the same? Or do they see something else but just know it by the same description as you do.

Or when you see something that is blue, does everyone else see blue the same way as you do? Or could it be that they see what you see as pink but they know it as blue. And when you ask them, they'll answer 'it's blue'.

no. for instance, I see myself hot enough to boil a monkey's ass, but the rest of the humankind see me the way I really an
but blue is blue, and pink is an annoying singer
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psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:09 PM
Does WTF only stand for What The Fuck?
Can it also mean Why the fuck or Who the fuck or Where the fuck?

whatever the fuck you like, yes
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tennisgal_001
10-21-2006, 10:11 PM
No reply?

psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:12 PM
what should I do to get kidnapped by the aliens? this is a serious question. thanx. :p

you must go to Uritorco Hill, Cordoba, Argentina, and wait for the next UFO to Ganymede. It will depart next Thursday, at 19:45, local time. Don't forget your orange juice.
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angela
10-21-2006, 10:13 PM
Estoy haciendo una prueba par aniños de cuarto sobre el universo. ¿ que les pregunto????

psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:13 PM
No reply?

couldn't do it yesterday...love is a silly teenager
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psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:15 PM
Estoy haciendo una prueba par aniños de cuarto sobre el universo. ¿ que les pregunto????

les gusta el universo?
que le cambiarían?
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angela
10-21-2006, 10:23 PM
les gusta el universo?
que le cambiarían?
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Gracias tu ayuda a sido invaluable. ;)

psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:24 PM
Gracias tu ayuda a sido invaluable. ;)

(no hay de qué, che, para eso estoy en MTF :) )

angela
10-21-2006, 10:34 PM
aHORA NECESITO PREGUNTAS SOBRE LAS FUENTES DE ENERGIA. AYUDAME

psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:42 PM
aHORA NECESITO PREGUNTAS SOBRE LAS FUENTES DE ENERGIA. AYUDAME

dónde conseguimos más dinosaurios para hacer más petróleo?
por qué el viento siempre sopla hacia donde estamos nosotros?
la energía nuclear es o no una porquería?
cual es tu represa hidroeléctrica preferida?
el sol es tan sólo una combinación de helio e hidrógeno?
que era el carbón antes de ser carbón?
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Nathaliia
10-21-2006, 10:46 PM
What can you tell me about Betty? :D

Who will win Karanusic or Verkerk the match tomorrow?

psichogaucho
10-21-2006, 10:55 PM
What can you tell me about Betty? :D

she once tried to stab me in my back, just because I was also chatting with my friend Sandra, from Holland
I once was very very very rude with her, she probably never forgave me, and probably she's right
she thinks Francesco is a better name than Psichogaucho for her baby. Uncomprehensible
She once sent me a book by Umberto Eco (L'isola del giorno prima) and helped me with the words I didn't know
She says she will come to Argentina in 2008. If she won't come to Mar del Plata, when I'll go to Italy just will made a phonecall to her, saying "hey, I'm in Belvedere Maritimo, and I won't go to Pavia! ha! ha! ha!"
she loves to mock of me

Who will win Karanusic or Verkerk the match tomorrow?

no prophecies, rule #2
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angela
10-21-2006, 11:07 PM
dónde conseguimos más dinosaurios para hacer más petróleo?
por qué el viento siempre sopla hacia donde estamos nosotros?
la energía nuclear es o no una porquería?
cual es tu represa hidroeléctrica preferida?
el sol es tan sólo una combinación de helio e hidrógeno?
que era el carbón antes de ser carbón?
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GRACIAS:lol:
AHORA NECESITO LAS RESPUESTAS A ESAS PREGUNTAS PARA PODER CALIFICAR LAS PRUEBAS.
hacer más petróleo?
por qué el viento siempre sopla hacia donde estamos nosotros?
la energía nuclear es o no una porquería?
cual es tu represa hidroeléctrica preferida?
el sol es tan sólo una combinación de helio e hidrógeno?
que era el carbón antes de ser carbón?
:confused: :aplot:

User id 7816
10-22-2006, 11:12 PM
you must go to Uritorco Hill, Cordoba, Argentina, and wait for the next UFO to Ganymede. It will depart next Thursday, at 19:45, local time. Don't forget your orange juice.
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okay.....:unsure: ;)

what is the weather forecast for Ganymede this week?
should I get my space suit or will a t-shirt do?

thiaela
10-23-2006, 02:07 AM
how is gonna be my test

Whistleway
10-23-2006, 03:02 AM
Originally Posted by its.like.that


Fine, I shall rephrase.

Who deserves to win the world cup?


Italy
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Wow.

psichogaucho
10-23-2006, 05:16 PM
GRACIAS:lol:
AHORA NECESITO LAS RESPUESTAS A ESAS PREGUNTAS PARA PODER CALIFICAR LAS PRUEBAS.
[QUOTE=angela;4322136]donde conseguimos más dinosaurios para hacer más petróleo?

en los buenos museos
por qué el viento siempre sopla hacia donde estamos nosotros?

por alguna extraña coincidencia, siempre estamos debajo de un centro de baja presión, anticiclón, le llaman los meteorólogos
la energía nuclear es o no una porquería?

sí, sobre todo los desechos que produce
cual es tu represa hidroeléctrica preferida?

Alicurá, sobre el río Limay, frontera entre las provincias de Neuqúen y Río Negro, Patagonia, Argentina
el sol es tan sólo una combinación de helio e hidrógeno?

no, es también fuente de vida, y el poncho de los pobres

que era el carbón antes de ser carbón?

un bello árbol

:confused: :aplot:

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psichogaucho
10-23-2006, 05:21 PM
okay.....:unsure: ;)

what is the weather forecast for Ganymede this week?

partially clouded (sulphuric clouds, of course) windy and cold, very cold (-214º C)

should I get my space suit or will a t-shirt do?

your space suit, and a scarfe
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psichogaucho
10-23-2006, 05:23 PM
how is gonna be my test

you'll succeed, if you log the hell out from here
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embellish
10-23-2006, 05:48 PM
I'm bored what should I do?

psichogaucho
10-23-2006, 05:50 PM
I'm bored what should I do?

if it's a nice day where you live, go outside for a walk, if not, grab a book
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Lee
10-23-2006, 06:37 PM
I have a nasty cold. What can make me feel better?

psichogaucho
10-23-2006, 06:39 PM
I have a nasty cold. What can make me feel better?

my grandma Memé recipe: rice soup and 7up. And some love
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Saumon
10-23-2006, 07:56 PM
Why did they move the "my banana is not moving" thread to NT?

psichogaucho
10-23-2006, 08:05 PM
Why did they move the "my banana is not moving" thread to NT?

the stillness of the bananas is obviously a non tennis topic
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Bagelicious
10-23-2006, 08:44 PM
the stillness of the bananas is obviously a non tennis topic
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But why couldn't it stay in Bugs and Errors?

If I were a banana, what kind of banana would I be?

If you were a banana, what kind of banana would you be?

psichogaucho
10-23-2006, 08:49 PM
But why couldn't it stay in Bugs and Errors?

it deserves a better place, like Heaven

If I were a banana, what kind of banana would I be?

a liberal banana

If you were a banana, what kind of banana would you be?

a conservative one
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merce
10-24-2006, 12:42 AM
Do you think accepting a free meal from someone you just met counts as cheating?

ExcaliburII
10-24-2006, 12:49 AM
por que cuanndo cagamos nos limpiamos y miramos el papel?

Betty
10-24-2006, 08:37 AM
she once tried to stab me in my back, just because I was also chatting with my friend Sandra, from Holland
I once was very very very rude with her, she probably never forgave me, and probably she's right
she thinks Francesco is a better name than Psichogaucho for her baby. Uncomprehensible
She once sent me a book by Umberto Eco (L'isola del giorno prima) and helped me with the words I didn't know
She says she will come to Argentina in 2008. If she won't come to Mar del Plata, when I'll go to Italy just will made a phonecall to her, saying "hey, I'm in Belvedere Maritimo, and I won't go to Pavia! ha! ha! ha!"
she loves to mock of me


:eek: :haha::devil: we will see :p

:secret: i suppose Mar d.p is better then Pv.....:banana: and then u will cook a matè for me, right?:angel:

psichogaucho
10-24-2006, 07:46 PM
Do you think accepting a free meal from someone you just met counts as cheating?

no, it doesen't
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psichogaucho
10-24-2006, 07:49 PM
por que cuanndo cagamos nos limpiamos y miramos el papel?

para comprobar la buena ejecución de la tarea
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psichogaucho
10-24-2006, 07:56 PM
:eek: :haha::devil: we will see :p

:secret: i suppose Mar d.p is better then Pv.....:banana: and then u will cook a matè for me, right?:angel:

of course
e gli aggiungerò zucchero
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Lee
10-25-2006, 09:26 PM
Which thread will reach chat thread status first? this or the sexual fantasy one?

LoveFifteen
10-25-2006, 10:10 PM
How can I learn to forgive my parents for circumcising me as a child? :sad:

psichogaucho
10-25-2006, 11:38 PM
Which thread will reach chat thread status first? this or the sexual fantasy one?

you know I am not a prophet, but it's a nice question, knowledge versus sexual fantasies...
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psichogaucho
10-25-2006, 11:43 PM
How can I learn to forgive my parents for circumcising me as a child? :sad:

it's more hygienic, be grateful with your parents
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scarecrows
10-25-2006, 11:45 PM
do you think that penile sensitivity in uncircumcised persons is bigger?

psichogaucho
10-25-2006, 11:52 PM
do you think that penile sensitivity in uncircumcised persons is bigger?

I don't think, it's a fact.
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scarecrows
10-26-2006, 12:08 AM
why should that guy be grateful to his parents for making him with lower penile sensitivity?

psichogaucho
10-26-2006, 12:16 AM
why should that guy be grateful to his parents for making him with lower penile sensitivity?

a clean penis is more appreciated than a sensitive one
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scarecrows
10-26-2006, 12:28 AM
a clean penis is more appreciated than a sensitive one
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from whom?

psichogaucho
10-26-2006, 12:35 AM
from whom?

girls and gays
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scarecrows
10-26-2006, 12:37 AM
why shuld he care about girsl and gays when he's not happy about himself?
(last question in this topic)

psichogaucho
10-26-2006, 12:44 AM
why shuld he care about girsl and gays when he's not happy about himself?
(last question in this topic)

he's not happy about himself, right, but he can make happy other people, and, that way, be happy himself. altruism.
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angela
10-27-2006, 11:13 PM
¿cual es la razón de la posición sobria, de las manos en la invertida de manos sobre el cajón sueco?

Voo de Mar
10-28-2006, 06:12 AM
Buenos días psichogaucho! :wavey:

* What is the difference between love and death?
* What's more important in human's life: coincidence or destination?
* Which tennis player has the most interesting personality?

psichogaucho
10-28-2006, 10:50 PM
¿cual es la razón de la posición sobria, de las manos en la invertida de manos sobre el cajón sueco?

los suecos son personas muy sobrias, incluso cuando se trata de invertir las manos en un cajón
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psichogaucho
10-28-2006, 10:53 PM
Buenos días psichogaucho! :wavey:

[QUOTE=Voo de Mar;4359910]* What is the difference between love and death?

buenos días
you can die of love, but you can't love the death

* What's more important in human's life: coincidence or destination?

destination

* Which tennis player has the most interesting personality?

Marat Safin
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Voo de Mar
10-28-2006, 11:34 PM
What is the most difficult language in Europe?
In which country lived my spirit previous time?

thiaela
10-29-2006, 01:14 AM
¡Que es bagayero?

angela
10-29-2006, 01:17 AM
Hello please help me with this:

Los iones X 3 - y R - son isoelectrónicos con el catión divalente de 40G.

¿ Cual es el símbolo de X y el grupo al que pertenece su isótopo de número másico 32?

psichogaucho
10-29-2006, 09:37 PM
What is the most difficult language in Europe?

italian

In which country lived my spirit previous time?

Benin, but in the times your spirit lived there, the country was known as Dahomey
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psichogaucho
10-29-2006, 09:39 PM
¡Que es bagayero?

def 1: contrabandista
def 2: persona cuyas parejas habitualmente son más bien feas
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Naranoc
10-29-2006, 09:40 PM
What excuse can I use for not handing in my Philosophy essay tomorrow? :sad:

psichogaucho
10-29-2006, 09:42 PM
Hello please help me with this:

Los iones X 3 - y R - son isoelectrónicos con el catión divalente de 40G.

¿ Cual es el símbolo de X y el grupo al que pertenece su isótopo de número másico 32?

uno, está por ahí, en la tabla de Mendeleiev, al medio, más o menos. yo soy fanático de los gases raros, no hay nada como el Argón (Ar)
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psichogaucho
10-29-2006, 09:44 PM
What excuse can I use for not handing in my Philosophy essay tomorrow? :sad:

quote Descartes: I procrastinate, therefore I am
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scarecrows
10-29-2006, 09:47 PM
why dont you change your avatar?

psichogaucho
10-29-2006, 09:55 PM
why dont you change your avatar?

a promise I made some months ago. by the way, I heared yours totally jinx AC Milan
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Voo de Mar
10-29-2006, 09:59 PM
italian



I thought that Italian is the easiest :)

psichogaucho
10-29-2006, 10:02 PM
I thought that Italian is the easiest :)

(no, it's really hard)

Voo de Mar
10-29-2006, 10:08 PM
Benin, but in the times your spirit lived there, the country was known as Dahomey
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Interesting :) Not long ago, some guy told me that my spirit previously lived in Germany (1936).

psichogaucho
10-29-2006, 10:12 PM
Interesting :) Not long ago, some guy told me that my spirit previously lived in Germany (1936).

(hard times to live in Germany, let me tell you :awww: )

Voo de Mar
10-29-2006, 10:18 PM
Who is more important to a child: mother or father?

psichogaucho
10-30-2006, 06:14 PM
Who is more important to a child: mother or father?

it depends on the gender of the child: a daughter, her father; a son, his father
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merce
10-30-2006, 06:16 PM
Do you know who said 'no way José'?

Voo de Mar
10-30-2006, 06:22 PM
it depends on the gender of the child: a daughter, her father; a son, his father
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So, father is more important :)

psichogaucho
10-30-2006, 06:23 PM
Do you know who said 'no way José'?

yes, the argentinian duet "Illya Kuriaki and the Valderramas"
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Bubba08
10-30-2006, 06:25 PM
Who will win the BNP Paribas Masters? :D

merce
10-30-2006, 06:32 PM
yes, the argentinian duet "Illya Kuriaki and the Valderramas"
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psichogaucho
10-30-2006, 06:32 PM
Who will win the BNP Paribas Masters? :D

rule #2: no prophecies, I'm a pundit, not a prophet, sorry. Besides, if I tell you who will win the tournament, it lost all its interest, don't you think?
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Bubba08
10-30-2006, 06:40 PM
I didn't know there were rules, I am a newbie in this thread. :awww:

Do you enjoy your "job" in this thread psichogaucho?

psichogaucho
10-30-2006, 06:45 PM
I didn't know there were rules, I am a newbie in this thread. :awww:

Do you enjoy your "job" in this thread psichogaucho?

no problem
yes, I love my job, pity the users don't pay me, but, the universe is imperfect
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psichogaucho
10-30-2006, 06:48 PM
somehow, i'm not happy with this answer :o.

http://www.lyricsbook.net/lyrics/11192.html

merce
10-30-2006, 07:55 PM
http://www.lyricsbook.net/lyrics/11192.html
ok, my faith has been restored :)

angela
10-31-2006, 11:58 PM
uno, está por ahí, en la tabla de Mendeleiev, al medio, más o menos. yo soy fanático de los gases raros, no hay nada como el Argón (Ar)
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Buen intento pero esa no es la respuesta. :)

psichogaucho
11-01-2006, 02:53 PM
Buen intento pero esa no es la respuesta. :)

ah, ah, ah, si sabías la respuesta, has infringido la regla número uno: no preguntes lo que ya sabes :)

angela
11-01-2006, 06:55 PM
ah, ah, ah, si sabías la respuesta, has infringido la regla número uno: no preguntes lo que ya sabes :)

No he infringido nada, por tu culpa perdi mi examen de inorganica pues el profe me dijo que no era el argon. :rolleyes:

merce
11-01-2006, 07:17 PM
i've become addicted to vanilla latte :awww:

How can i overcome such an evil addiction?

psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 04:48 PM
i've become addicted to vanilla latte :awww:

How can i overcome such an evil addiction?

just stop drinking it. it will be hard, but you can do it. I have faith in you
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psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 04:49 PM
No he infringido nada, por tu culpa perdi mi examen de inorganica pues el profe me dijo que no era el argon. :rolleyes:

(leiste mal, yo no dije que fuera el argón, yo dije que el argón es mi gas raro favorito)

scarecrows
11-02-2006, 05:16 PM
do you listen to VDGG everyday?

psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 05:20 PM
do you listen to VDGG everyday?

no, just six days a week...the remaining day I listen to Peter Hammill, VdGG singer
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scarecrows
11-02-2006, 05:23 PM
do you think there's better prog rock out there than VDGG?

psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 05:29 PM
do you think there's better prog rock out there than VDGG?

better, no, but I also like a lot Genesis, Yes, King Crimson, EL&P, the little Henry Cow I listened, Pink Floyd, if we can call them prog...by the way, Roger Waters will come to Argentina.
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scarecrows
11-02-2006, 05:38 PM
ha, will you go to his concert?

although I prefer Gilmour (I know I'm one of the few)

Yes are good :yeah:

psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 05:52 PM
ha, will you go to his concert?:

as sure as I won't change my avatar


although I prefer Gilmour (I know I'm one of the few):

a friend of mine, too, but he will go to the concert, anyway. Helluva guitar player


Yes are good :yeah:

I must confess I find their lyrics annoying. don't kill the whale
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merce
11-02-2006, 06:04 PM
just stop drinking it. it will be hard, but you can do it. I have faith in you
nexti'll try!. and i'll keep you posted. no unnecessary things and now no vanilla latte. my life is going downhill :o

psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 06:13 PM
i'll try!. and i'll keep you posted. no unnecessary things and now no vanilla latte. my life is going downhill :o

(try to make a vow: that's the way I quitted cigarette, seven years ago, and I guess it's a hardest addiction)

Suzi
11-02-2006, 06:16 PM
why is it that my flatmate thinks i dont wash my dishes but our sink and kitchen is still full of her shit that she aint cleaned up!!! :mad:

psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 06:32 PM
why is it that my flatmate thinks i dont wash my dishes but our sink and kitchen is still full of her shit that she aint cleaned up!!! :mad:

you live with a lazy liar, I'm afraid. but wash the dishes, at her presence
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Naranoc
11-02-2006, 06:36 PM
How do I get this girl at school to stop hanging around with me everywhere at lunchtime? :retard:

psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 06:43 PM
How do I get this girl at school to stop hanging around with me everywhere at lunchtime? :retard:

mmm be gentle, be nice, just look straight at her eyes and say "buzz off would you?"
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LoveFifteen
11-02-2006, 06:46 PM
it's more hygienic, be grateful with your parents
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It is not more hygenic. That's total misinformation. And now I have a desensitized, scarified, dried-out, mutilated penis. :sad:

Zirconek
11-02-2006, 06:48 PM
Is there just one Big Bang event?
What preceeded the Big Bang?:confused:

merce
11-02-2006, 06:59 PM
(try to make a vow: that's the way I quitted cigarette, seven years ago, and I guess it's a hardest addiction)thanks, i will.

Where/how do i find/make a vow?

psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 07:00 PM
Is there just one Big Bang event?

yes, just one it was enough

[QUOTE=Zircon;4395927]What preceeded the Big Bang?:confused:

some rehearsal we, the scientifics call it The Little Bang which created little universes
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psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 07:02 PM
It is not more hygenic. That's total misinformation. And now I have a desensitized, scarified, dried-out, mutilated penis. :sad:

eh, eh, eh, rule #3, do not question my answers...but it's more hygienic, you must see mine with its useless turtle neck

LoveFifteen
11-02-2006, 07:07 PM
eh, eh, eh, rule #3, do not question my answers...but it's more hygienic, you must see mine with its useless turtle neck


It is not more hygenic, and your foreskin is not useless. It keeps the glans sensitive and protects it, too. Do you think it would've evolved if it were useless? It's full of nerves, veins, arteries and living tissue. Why would nature create something that needs to be cut off the day a child is born? Why can't little children have autonomy over their own genitals?

psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 07:19 PM
It is not more hygenic, and your foreskin is not useless. It keeps the glans sensitive and protects it, too. Do you think it would've evolved if it were useless? It's full of nerves, veins, arteries and living tissue. Why would nature create something that needs to be cut off the day a child is born? Why can't little children have autonomy over their own genitals?

it's a pact with Abraham, or something like
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psichogaucho
11-02-2006, 07:24 PM
thanks, i will.

Where/how do i find/make a vow?

something related to Andy Roddick
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merce
11-02-2006, 07:51 PM
something related to Andy Roddick
next:rolls: that will work for sure

Zirconek
11-02-2006, 08:35 PM
Should I use just one underwear per week in way to save money and the environment? :eek:

Zirconek
11-02-2006, 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zircon
What preceeded the Big Bang?

Originally posted by psichogaucho
some rehearsal we, the scientifics call it The Little Bang which created little universes




And what preceeded The Little Bang?

angela
11-03-2006, 12:02 AM
(leiste mal, yo no dije que fuera el argón, yo dije que el argón es mi gas raro favorito)

:hug: sorry.

psichogaucho
11-03-2006, 03:32 PM
Should I use just one underwear per week in way to save money and the environment? :eek:

no, the smell of your weekly underwear should do more damage to the environment
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psichogaucho
11-03-2006, 03:34 PM
And what preceeded The Little Bang?

a little spark
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pixiedreamer
11-03-2006, 04:19 PM
Everytime I take a woman to a restaraunt....after the main course i get down on my knees and howl like a wolf and the woman always leaves and I dont hear from them again.

what animal impression should I be doing???

psichogaucho
11-03-2006, 04:28 PM
Everytime I take a woman to a restaraunt....after the main course i get down on my knees and howl like a wolf and the woman always leaves and I dont hear from them again.

what animal impression should I be doing???

a kangaroo.
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angela
11-04-2006, 06:27 PM
Donde encuentro el final del arcoiris?

psichogaucho
11-04-2006, 09:14 PM
Donde encuentro el final del arcoiris?

en Hollywood, como dice la canción
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scarecrows
11-04-2006, 10:05 PM
why do you use siguiente when the next poster might write in English?

zethand
11-05-2006, 05:58 PM
what could be a perfect gift for a 26 years old guy, who has everything and he can buy anything?

psichogaucho
11-05-2006, 06:52 PM
why do you use siguiente when the next poster might write in English?

because I answered in spanish
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psichogaucho
11-05-2006, 06:54 PM
what could be a perfect gift for a 26 years old guy, who has everything and he can buy anything?

a twelve strings Rickembacker guitar
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Naranoc
11-05-2006, 07:04 PM
How often should I write to my Gran, who I only see twice a year? (Not very close)

psichogaucho
11-05-2006, 07:10 PM
How often should I write to my Gran, who I only see twice a year? (Not very close)

twice a week
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Naranoc
11-05-2006, 07:19 PM
What am I supposed to write about twice a week? :unsure:

psichogaucho
11-05-2006, 07:26 PM
What am I supposed to write about twice a week? :unsure:

about the love you feel for your Gran, of course. and family gossips, too
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angela
11-05-2006, 11:18 PM
how are you?

psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 06:53 AM
how are you?

tired, I worked like a monkey this night. thanks for ask
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Lee
11-06-2006, 07:12 AM
tired, I worked like a monkey this night. thanks for ask
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:hug: you are too tired to go to bed this late at night? ;)

psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 10:50 AM
:hug: you are too tired to go to bed this late at night? ;)

it's funny, I was tired but I couldn't sleep. In fact I only slept four hours. Must be a vampire, or something worst
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angela
11-06-2006, 03:37 PM
it's funny, I was tired but I couldn't sleep. In fact I only slept four hours. Must be a vampire, or something worst
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Qué cosa puede ser peor? :confused:

psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 04:39 PM
Qué cosa puede ser peor? :confused:

un vampiro vegetariano, como el Conde Pátula
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scarecrows
11-06-2006, 05:07 PM
how did the interview go?

psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 05:21 PM
how did the interview go?

if I don't have an incurable disease, I got the job
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scarecrows
11-06-2006, 05:22 PM
arent you an alcoholic?

that's almost incurable :sad:

psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 05:29 PM
arent you an alcoholic?

that's almost incurable :sad:

I am not an alcoholic
yet
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scarecrows
11-06-2006, 05:32 PM
how will the new job be reflected on the time you spend here at MTF?

psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 05:40 PM
how will the new job be reflected on the time you spend here at MTF?

more hours of inane chatting. more deep answers
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Washa Koroleva
11-06-2006, 05:41 PM
hm?

scarecrows
11-06-2006, 05:43 PM
so, you're job will be in front of a PC?

psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 05:46 PM
hm?

si, yo también
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Washa Koroleva
11-06-2006, 05:46 PM
Why are my hands ALWAYS cold even when it's 30 degrees celcius (dont know where the key for it is lol)?

psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 05:47 PM
so, you're job will be in front of a PC?

no, but I'll work at least two less hours daily, an will not work on weekends
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psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 05:52 PM
Why are my hands ALWAYS cold even when it's 30 degrees celcius (dont know where the key for it is lol)?

it's a matter of the circulation of the blood, I have the same trouble, you know.
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Washa Koroleva
11-06-2006, 05:54 PM
it's a matter of the circulation of the blood, I have the same trouble, you know.
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Does it mean we're soulmates or bloodmates?
Oh and is the earth round?
Is the moon a planet?
Why do guys have such small breasts?
Do I sound dumb enough to look dumb?

Washa Koroleva
11-06-2006, 05:55 PM
Are your hands cold now? :)

scarecrows
11-06-2006, 05:58 PM
where I live they say that cold hands show sincerity, what do you think?

psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 06:01 PM
Does it mean we're soulmates or bloodmates?

we're coldhandmates
Oh and is the earth round?

yes

Is the moon a planet?

it's the satellite of love

Why do guys have such small breasts?

if we have feminine like breast, we spend our entire lives touching ourselves

Do I sound dumb enough to look dumb?

no
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psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 06:03 PM
Are your hands cold now? :)

pretty cold, yes
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psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 06:06 PM
where I live they say that cold hands show sincerity, what do you think?

it's true. where I live we say, "cold hands, hot heart"
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scarecrows
11-06-2006, 06:11 PM
if I put my hands in a fridge now, will it make me more sincere?

psichogaucho
11-06-2006, 06:15 PM
if I put my hands in a fridge now, will it make me more sincere?

for a while, yes
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thiaela
11-08-2006, 06:17 PM
que sabes de la teoria situacional de la TGA

psichogaucho
11-08-2006, 06:28 PM
que sabes de la teoria situacional de la TGA

es, junto a mi teoría del equilibrio capilar, una de las teorías más ridículas sobre las que haya leído en mi vida
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scarecrows
11-08-2006, 06:29 PM
when will this be a thread for everyone?

psichogaucho
11-08-2006, 07:09 PM
when will this be a thread for everyone?

this is a thread for everyone since its very begining
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scarecrows
11-08-2006, 07:20 PM
will you teach me spanish? or even argentinian spanish if you want?

psichogaucho
11-08-2006, 07:23 PM
will you teach me spanish? or even argentinian spanish if you want?

I'll do.
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scarecrows
11-08-2006, 07:29 PM
why does Bono say, un, dos, tres quatorze (sp?)? does he wanna look cool or is he just crap in spanish?

psichogaucho
11-08-2006, 07:40 PM
why does Bono say, un, dos, tres quatorze (sp?)? does he wanna look cool or is he just crap in spanish?

he's cool, and his spanish sucks, too
catorce, by the way. first spanish lesson. we say the numbers just like the spaniards
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scarecrows
11-08-2006, 07:52 PM
how do you spell the first 10 numbers? I can say them but not write

psichogaucho
11-08-2006, 08:00 PM
how do you spell the first 10 numbers? I can say them but not write

it goes
uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez
I was really tempted to write 1, 2, 3 etc, more like the philosophy of the thread, don't you think? but I promised to teach you spanish
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scarecrows
11-08-2006, 08:15 PM
it goes
uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez
I was really tempted to write 1, 2, 3 etc, more like the philosophy of the thread, don't you think? but I promised to teach you spanish
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you would have given an incorrect answer :awww:

psichogaucho
11-08-2006, 08:19 PM
you would have given an incorrect answer :awww:

(yes, but I swear I read "how do you write" istead of "how do you spell" I read too fast)

scarecrows
11-08-2006, 09:22 PM
what's the best compliment a guy can get from a girl?

psichogaucho
11-08-2006, 09:31 PM
what's the best compliment a guy can get from a girl?

you made me a better woman
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scarecrows
11-08-2006, 09:39 PM
what's the best compliment a girl can get from a guy?

psichogaucho
11-08-2006, 09:43 PM
what's the best compliment a girl can get from a guy?

hey listen sexy, you didn't get these boobies handwashing clothes
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LK_22
11-08-2006, 10:29 PM
What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?

psichogaucho
11-08-2006, 10:39 PM
What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?

wait a second, this is your first post, and maybe you don't know the rules:
rule #1 do not ask something you already know
if you don't know the answer, please, ask again.
thanks, anyway
just for the record, donkeys goes up and down the hills in five legs
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scarecrows
11-08-2006, 11:29 PM
which is the best parfume for males ever?

Saumon
11-08-2006, 11:57 PM
who's the girl in your avy?

psichogaucho
11-09-2006, 12:03 AM
which is the best parfume for males ever?

Johnnie Walker black label
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psichogaucho
11-09-2006, 12:05 AM
who's the girl in your avy?

Olga
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scarecrows
11-09-2006, 12:21 AM
goodnight?

LK_22
11-09-2006, 10:03 AM
wait a second, this is your first post, and maybe you don't know the rules:
rule #1 do not ask something you already know
if you don't know the answer, please, ask again.


As I don't know.....

What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four :p

psichogaucho
11-09-2006, 07:01 PM
goodnight?

Yes, good night, I went to a basketball match, and we won. Yes
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psichogaucho
11-09-2006, 07:02 PM
As I don't know.....

What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four :p

an exhausted Peter Habbeler
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Nathaliia
11-09-2006, 07:03 PM
Hi Santi, which animal can be kept in a student's dormitory?

psichogaucho
11-09-2006, 07:17 PM
Hi Santi, which animal can be kept in a student's dormitory?

a cat, or a turtle, even a goldfish
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scarecrows
11-09-2006, 07:44 PM
do you know Spacemen 3?

psichogaucho
11-09-2006, 07:47 PM
do you know Spacemen 3?

of course. second parts never are good, just imagine third parts...
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Katastrophe
11-09-2006, 08:09 PM
I would like to relocate to a country with friendly people and beautiful weather all year long. Where do you think I should move? :)

psichogaucho
11-09-2006, 08:13 PM
I would like to relocate to a country with friendly people and beautiful weather all year long. Where do you think I should move? :)

Spain
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Saumon
11-09-2006, 08:40 PM
who's sexier? xristos or stepanek?
also who's the most talented of the two?

merce
11-09-2006, 09:05 PM
Did you see 'march of the penguins'? :rolls:

psichogaucho
11-10-2006, 07:12 PM
who's sexier? xristos or stepanek?
also who's the most talented of the two?

Xristos
Xristos
Xristos'd never date Hingis, he'd date Vaidisova
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psichogaucho
11-10-2006, 07:15 PM
Did you see 'march of the penguins'? :rolls:

Of course
Emeperor penguins will rule the world, after the Robotic Monkeys. And they are another option for a student's dormitory
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Katastrophe
11-10-2006, 07:19 PM
What is your opinion about Vince Spadea? Can he rap?

psichogaucho
11-10-2006, 07:24 PM
What is your opinion about Vince Spadea? Can he rap?

He's a big mouth
Yes, he can, this is a free world, but it's our inalienable right do not hear him
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Saumon
11-10-2006, 07:39 PM
have you ever been to Europe?

merce
11-10-2006, 08:47 PM
Of course
Emeperor penguins will rule the world, after the Robotic Monkeys. And they are another option for a student's dormitory
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Will you explain the student's dormitory option to me 'cause i don't quite get it? :o

Bagelicious
11-10-2006, 08:56 PM
How do I woo high school students into not giving me crap, but loving me forever and ever and ever, amen?

psichogaucho
11-10-2006, 10:01 PM
have you ever been to Europe?

Never. I love too much Argentina
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psichogaucho
11-10-2006, 10:03 PM
Will you explain the student's dormitory option to me 'cause i don't quite get it? :o

Nathaliia asked about an animal which could be kept in a student's dormitory
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psichogaucho
11-10-2006, 10:05 PM
How do I woo high school students into not giving me crap, but loving me forever and ever and ever, amen?

Just be yourself. That teens will love you
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Lee
11-11-2006, 01:19 AM
How do I woo high school students into not giving me crap, but loving me forever and ever and ever, amen?

bump aside Santi on my way here.

Use your Super-Evil Radioactive Shooting-Ray Nuclear Dictator Banana on them!!!!

Nathaliia
11-11-2006, 01:21 AM
How to repair a water pump?

scarecrows
11-11-2006, 01:23 AM
how to destroy a water pump?

psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 08:12 PM
How to repair a water pump?


with a wrench, and patience
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psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 08:14 PM
how to destroy a water pump?

with the same wrench, after lose the patience
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scarecrows
11-12-2006, 08:17 PM
how was your weekend?

angela
11-12-2006, 08:21 PM
why the angels deserve to die?

psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 08:29 PM
how was your weekend?

it was okay, I didn't work that hard, had a decent tennis practice, went to the gym, a friend came to town (I didn't see him since long, long time) I was jogging by the seaside, read a little. thanks for ask.
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cobalt60
11-12-2006, 08:31 PM
What is it about operatic voices that makes me go :eek:?

psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 08:31 PM
why the angels deserve to die?

angels and psichogauchos are inmortals
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psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 08:33 PM
What is it about operatic voices that makes me go :eek:?

do not pay attention to it, specially when they say "kill all your colleagues, they hate you, they envy you &co"
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cobalt60
11-12-2006, 08:34 PM
do not pay attention to it, specially when they say "kill all your colleagues, they hate you, they envy you &co"
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:haha: I will remember to take my antipsychotics then;) ......?

angela
11-12-2006, 08:35 PM
angels and psichogauchos are inmortals
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yes, but this isn't the question. :confused:

scarecrows
11-12-2006, 08:46 PM
best brand of beer?

psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 08:50 PM
yes, but this isn't the question. :confused:

oh, well, if you want a reason, maybe the fact they don't have a back could be
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psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 08:52 PM
:haha: I will remember to take my antipsychotics then;) ......?

you can defeat your devils without the help of chemicals
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psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 08:53 PM
best brand of beer?

Guinness
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Saumon
11-12-2006, 09:07 PM
what do you think about the Masters Cup group pics and mug shots?

psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 09:11 PM
what do you think about the Masters Cup group pics and mug shots?

Master Cup without Guille Coria is, to me, a bit of a joke
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Katastrophe
11-12-2006, 09:16 PM
If Coria came to you personally and asked for your help in turning his career around, what would you tell him?

scarecrows
11-12-2006, 09:20 PM
how many days can you survive without using a computer?

psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 09:29 PM
If Coria came to you personally and asked for your help in turning his career around, what would you tell him?

get rid of your ghosts
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psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 09:30 PM
how many days can you survive without using a computer?

three, maybe four
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cobalt60
11-12-2006, 09:38 PM
Why do you think I have demons? :angel:

psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 09:44 PM
Why do you think I have demons? :angel:

you're the one who's listening operistic voices, and Richard Wagner could be devilish
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scarecrows
11-12-2006, 10:10 PM
do you like candy? if so, what's your favourite?

psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 10:18 PM
do you like candy? if so, what's your favourite?

yes, I like. my favourite is one called "alfajor Havanna" which is made here in Mar del Plata

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/andito/Leche_100.jpg

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scarecrows
11-12-2006, 10:21 PM
are drugs really bad?

psichogaucho
11-12-2006, 10:23 PM
are drugs really bad?

Iggy Pop is still live and kicking, so I guess not. at least, high quality ones
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scarecrows
11-12-2006, 10:26 PM
can you feel the heat?

scarecrows
11-12-2006, 10:26 PM
can you sense the tension?

scarecrows
11-12-2006, 10:27 PM
CHAT

goddamn it

:bounce:

chocc0
11-13-2006, 02:35 AM
how do u feel now you have reached chat thread status?

Congrats Andito :woohoo:

chocc0
11-13-2006, 02:36 AM
yes, I like. my favourite is one called "alfajor Havanna" which is made here in Mar del Plata

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/andito/Leche_100.jpg

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andy that looks simply devine...where can i get them in Australia?

Lee
11-13-2006, 03:02 AM
I proudly moved this thread to CHAT forum!

:woohoo: Santi!

angela
11-13-2006, 04:03 PM
Andy :hug:

Bubba08
11-13-2006, 05:50 PM
Why do women have periods?