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psichogaucho
07-13-2006, 04:35 PM
Are you enjoying answering all these questions Senor Santi? :hug: I am enjoying reading all the answers btw

no. but it's my mission, or maybe my fate
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psichogaucho
07-13-2006, 04:40 PM
Why the lesbians are the best thing that happened to humanity?

people believe everything that watch in triple x movies
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psichogaucho
07-13-2006, 04:42 PM
santi, am I going to fail my test tomorrow? :crying2:

if you keep posting here, yes
stay in school
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psichogaucho
07-13-2006, 04:43 PM
:awww: You're so popular Santiago, I mean everytime I try to open a chat thread nobody cares! :ras: [I know nobody cares about me, Eat that hatas :ras: You don't need to tell me again] and of course nobody is posting :p
but look at you! You're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Popular :lol: :haha:
:yeah:
Pd. Sorry I'm a little bored :p

that's not a question
but thank you, anyway
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psichogaucho
07-13-2006, 04:45 PM
You have to ask stuff, Alonso :p

Olguita is right
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psichogaucho
07-13-2006, 04:53 PM
Thanks, sweety! :hug:
But seriously, I like people, I don't criticize them, I don't care for their racial/religious/social/economic backgrounds and I don't expect much -heck, anything- in return, so why is it so damn hard to *enjoy* their company?

cos some people is really unbearable

*the only strong desire the pigs have is to get rid of that curled tail
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immortalia
07-13-2006, 07:11 PM
is it better to be a boy or a girl?

tennisgal_001
07-13-2006, 08:22 PM
cos some people is really unbearable

*the only strong desire the pigs have is to get rid of that curled tail
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Most of the people I know are quite friendly, I mean we all have our flaws, right? but they haven't reached the "unbearable" stage, so what is it, since you know it all?

*lol, says who? :p

psichogaucho
07-13-2006, 09:02 PM
is it better to be a boy or a girl?

quoting Mr Gabriel "once a man, llike the sea I raged, once a woman, like the earth I gave, and there is in fact more earth than sea"
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psichogaucho
07-13-2006, 09:08 PM
Most of the people I know are quite friendly, I mean we all have our flaws, right? but they haven't reached the "unbearable" stage, so what is it, since you know it all?

you rock, ergo, your friends rock, too, that's why they haven't reached the unbearable stage but, keep away from your neighbours

*lol, says who? :p

Babe, Porky and Miss Piggy
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Bagelicious
07-13-2006, 11:26 PM
What is my strange addiction to this thread?

Should I eat leftovers for dinner tonight, or go out and treat myself?

What's good about spending a year in the Yukon/Northern Canada?

Why can't we all just get along?

chocc0
07-14-2006, 12:58 AM
andy how can i get a boyfriend who isn't a freak?

psichogaucho
07-14-2006, 04:36 PM
What is my strange addiction to this thread?

it's not an addiction, it's the human hunger for knowledge

Should I eat leftovers for dinner tonight, or go out and treat myself?

treat yourself

What's good about spending a year in the Yukon/Northern Canada??

to feel the Jack London Experience

Why can't we all just get along?

we can't get a room big enough
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psichogaucho
07-14-2006, 04:40 PM
andy how can i get a boyfriend who isn't a freak?

move to Argentina. We're beautiful and smart
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guille&tati4life
07-14-2006, 04:44 PM
why does that penguin with Olga in your ava creep me out so much? :scared:

psichogaucho
07-14-2006, 04:48 PM
why does that penguin with Olga in your ava creep me out so much? :scared:

a childhood trauma
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Phunkadelicious
07-14-2006, 05:32 PM
Why is Xristos such a freak of nature?

psichogaucho
07-14-2006, 05:40 PM
Why is Xristos such a freak of nature?

he's from Melbourne
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Phunkadelicious
07-14-2006, 05:49 PM
Did he eat paintchips when he was a baby? Or does he drink bongwater?

psichogaucho
07-14-2006, 05:52 PM
Did he eat paintchips when he was a baby? Or does he drink bongwater?

loads of paintchips. two gallons of bongwater
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Washa Koroleva
07-14-2006, 07:03 PM
a childhood trauma
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:haha: DUDE!

Why is my stomach not flat enough?

psichogaucho
07-14-2006, 07:08 PM
:haha: DUDE!

Why is my stomach not flat enough?

your tummy is yummy :lick:
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Washa Koroleva
07-14-2006, 07:10 PM
That's not an answer to my question, honeyman.

Why are Italian men attractive?

psichogaucho
07-14-2006, 07:18 PM
That's not an answer to my question, honeyman.


it's an answer, sweethart


Why are Italian men attractive?

something in the olive oil. my surname is italian, ergo, I'm attractive
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Washa Koroleva
07-14-2006, 07:27 PM
Why are you attractive? :p

psichogaucho
07-14-2006, 07:28 PM
Why are you attractive? :p

my father was handsome
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Washa Koroleva
07-14-2006, 07:33 PM
Why do I like you?

psichogaucho
07-14-2006, 07:38 PM
Why do I like you?

you have an amazing good taste
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immortalia
07-14-2006, 07:45 PM
why is life so weird sometimes?

psichogaucho
07-14-2006, 08:30 PM
why is life so weird sometimes?

just to spice it up
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PamposCypriot
07-14-2006, 09:13 PM
Will olga :smooch: :kiss: be my future girlfriend?

psichogaucho
07-14-2006, 09:16 PM
Will olga :smooch: :kiss: be my future girlfriend?

we're married, so I hope not
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cobalt60
07-14-2006, 11:58 PM
Are you a son every mother could love? or in other words how come I wasn't invited to the wedding? :p

chocc0
07-15-2006, 10:55 AM
move to Argentina. We're beautiful and smart
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OK :D

whats the best way to relieve backpain?

psichogaucho
07-15-2006, 09:00 PM
Are you a son every mother could love? or in other words how come I wasn't invited to the wedding? :p

you know how that sudden Las Vegas weddings are.
sorry, mom
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psichogaucho
07-15-2006, 09:05 PM
OK :D

whats the best way to relieve backpain?

you need to sleep in a good mattress
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cobalt60
07-16-2006, 11:13 PM
you know how that sudden Las Vegas weddings are.
sorry, mom
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Well then how come you did not get married when I was in Vegas this last Feb? :angel:
Why am I here? ;) :p

psichogaucho
07-16-2006, 11:20 PM
Well then how come you did not get married when I was in Vegas this last Feb? :angel:

I was not in Las Vegas last feb

Why am I here? ;) :p

you want to know
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cobalt60
07-16-2006, 11:37 PM
Wait is that a question to my question? :(

surfpinky
07-17-2006, 12:20 AM
santi, no one ever asks anything about you, these self-centered people, it's always ME ME ME....so, how are you d: ?

psichogaucho
07-17-2006, 12:33 AM
Wait is that a question to my question? :(

no. a question it would be "do you want to know?"
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psichogaucho
07-17-2006, 12:34 AM
santi, no one ever asks anything about you, these self-centered people, it's always ME ME ME....so, how are you d: ?

fine, thanks
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PamposCypriot
07-17-2006, 12:51 AM
Which team will win cyprus championship?

psichogaucho
07-17-2006, 01:05 AM
Which team will win cyprus championship?

I'm a wise man, not a prophet
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Phunkadelicious
07-17-2006, 01:45 AM
When will my back stop hurting?

psichogaucho
07-17-2006, 01:47 AM
When will my back stop hurting?

the day you stop trying every Kamasutra's position
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surfpinky
07-17-2006, 03:11 AM
santi, how old are you?

tennisgal_001
07-17-2006, 01:11 PM
I'm BORED... what do I do if there's nothing to do?

Phunkadelicious
07-17-2006, 04:33 PM
Why can't I sleep in anymore?

Bagelicious
07-17-2006, 04:59 PM
I want to cook something simple yet elegant - what should I make?

How do I become more disciplined?

What's the easiest way to clean out a fish tank?

Why is the weather here so extreme?

psichogaucho
07-17-2006, 05:34 PM
santi, how old are you?

until next Aug 20th, 36 years old
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psichogaucho
07-17-2006, 05:35 PM
I'm BORED... what do I do if there's nothing to do?

go and read "the magic moountain" by Thomas Mann
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psichogaucho
07-17-2006, 05:38 PM
Why can't I sleep in anymore?

you didn't count electronic sheeps
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psichogaucho
07-17-2006, 05:43 PM
I want to cook something simple yet elegant - what should I make?

fry chicken breasts in butter, olive oil, worcestershire sauce and oregan. Serve it with Waldorf salad and white wine (chardonnay)

How do I become more disciplined?

it's a matter of attitude

What's the easiest way to clean out a fish tank?

give the fishes a sponge

Why is the weather here so extreme?

you live in the north, close to the Artic Circle
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guille&tati4life
07-17-2006, 05:51 PM
how did you gain the intelligence required to answer all these questions?

psichogaucho
07-17-2006, 05:57 PM
how did you gain the intelligence required to answer all these questions?

I read. I travelled.
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Bagelicious
07-17-2006, 11:56 PM
Does your chicken recipe work with fish? It sounds tasty though, I'll definitely make it the next time I buy chicken breasts. Thanks for your answers :wavey: where would we be without you?

iloveupeterpan
07-18-2006, 01:41 PM
Why isn't Nalby my boyfriend?
Why is it so hard to have a boyfriend?
Why does nobody love me?
Why is life so difficult?

psichogaucho
07-18-2006, 06:26 PM
Does your chicken recipe work with fish? It sounds tasty though, I'll definitely make it the next time I buy chicken breasts. Thanks for your answers :wavey: where would we be without you?

I never tried it with fish...
you would be lost
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psichogaucho
07-18-2006, 06:29 PM
Why isn't Nalby my boyfriend?

he doesn't know you

Why is it so hard to have a boyfriend?

'cos you love Nalby
Why does nobody love me?

they don't want, or maybe can't, compete with Nalby

Why is life so difficult?

an easy life would be boring
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Bagelicious
07-18-2006, 07:03 PM
I never tried it with fish...
you would be lost
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:haha: Why do you have 'I'm a perverted but shy one' in your signature? Btw, it reminds me of the song 'Shy One' by Shirley Ellis. Apparently everything in Non-tennis reminds me of a Shirley Ellis song. Why is this?

It's been 30+ degrees (celsius) for almost a week now, I take vitamin C every day, so how come I'm now getting a cold?

psichogaucho
07-18-2006, 07:15 PM
:haha: Why do you have 'I'm a perverted but shy one' in your signature? ?

I once told that to a girl. A friend of mine, who witnessed the event, embraced me. I like the sentence

:Btw, it reminds me of the song 'Shy One' by Shirley Ellis. Apparently everything in Non-tennis reminds me of a Shirley Ellis song. Why is this??

everithing in the world remind us a Shirley Ellis song


:It's been 30+ degrees (celsius) for almost a week now, I take vitamin C every day, so how come I'm now getting a cold?

it's a virus
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Bagelicious
07-18-2006, 07:19 PM
You answered before I finished my edit. Not a question, but still a nice addition the thread (I hope).

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Shirley Ellis - Shy One

My silent love
He says to me
Silent any longer
Since you said to me

Shy one, (shy one, oooh)
Bring your heart to me
Shy one, (shy one, oooh)
You need have no fear
Shy one, (shy one, oooh)
I won't hurt you dear

I know (I know)
That you care for me (oooh)
I can see it in your eyes
You and I
Your love for me
I can hear it when you sigh....

Shy one (shy one, oooh)
Please, please don't turn away
Shy one, (shy one, oooh)
Anything you say
Shy one, (shy one, oooh)
I won't laugh at you

Shy one, (shy one, oooh)
Just say 3 words to me and
Claim this love I have
Waiting here
To give to you
Shy one, you are my one
And only love

Shy one(ooh) my love
My shy one
So take me....

psichogaucho
07-18-2006, 07:25 PM
nice addition :D
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oneandonlyhsn
07-18-2006, 08:51 PM
Why is it so hard to let go of someone you love

Bagelicious
07-19-2006, 12:55 AM
fry chicken breasts in butter, olive oil, worcestershire sauce and oregan.

Your recipe works awesome with fish! Thanks a lot! :wavey:

napki
07-19-2006, 02:13 AM
I could never figure this... what's the difference between a trance, techno and house. (and i'm talking about music, not about catalepsy or applied sciences) :p :angel:

napki
07-19-2006, 02:24 AM
why do i scare people off?

psichogaucho
07-19-2006, 04:46 PM
Why is it so hard to let go of someone you love

because you love it, precisely
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psichogaucho
07-19-2006, 04:52 PM
I could never figure this... what's the difference between a trance, techno and house. (and i'm talking about music, not about catalepsy or applied sciences) :p :angel:

those are labels the industry puts on a cd to order the cds in the racks. it's only music, but I like it, like it, yes, I do
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psichogaucho
07-19-2006, 04:55 PM
why do i scare people off?

your intelligence scares them
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psichogaucho
07-19-2006, 04:58 PM
Your recipe works awesome with fish! Thanks a lot! :wavey:

thanks to the late Gato Dumas, an argentinian chef who gave it to me, I took it from a tv show...
it suppose I answer the questions, but
what kind of fish you used?

Phunkadelicious
07-19-2006, 05:34 PM
Does Richard Gasquet need a swift kick in the ass?

Bagelicious
07-19-2006, 05:35 PM
thanks to the late Gato Dumas, an argentinian chef who gave it to me, I took it from a tv show...
it suppose I answer the questions, but
what kind of fish you used?


Pacific Snapper.
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psichogaucho
07-19-2006, 05:43 PM
Does Richard Gasquet need a swift kick in the ass?

a horsekick
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psichogaucho
07-19-2006, 05:45 PM
Pacific Snapper.
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:lol:

good_gambler
07-20-2006, 05:39 AM
Does Gisela Dulko's serve make Elena Dementieva's serve look like Andy Roddick's serve?

Are you hoping this thread will reach Chat Threads?

Is it annoying answering all these :silly: questions?

Have you told the truth with all of your answers?
This question is quite dumb because if you have told the truth you will say yes...However if you've lied you will lie again and say yes anyway. :shrug:

psichogaucho
07-20-2006, 05:36 PM
Does Gisela Dulko's serve make Elena Dementieva's serve look like Andy Roddick's serve?

as a very big Elena Dementieva fan I can tell you, there's nothing wrong with Elena's serve :(

Are you hoping this thread will reach Chat Threads?

it's a lifelong dream

Is it annoying answering all these :silly: questions?

not at all

Have you told the truth with all of your answers?
This question is quite dumb because if you have told the truth you will say yes...However if you've lied you will lie again and say yes anyway. :shrug:

yes. that's the paradox of the Cretis People.
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surfpinky
07-20-2006, 05:39 PM
santi, who's going to win the battle in tennis tipping, me or brian?


:kiss:

psichogaucho
07-20-2006, 05:44 PM
santi, who's going to win the battle in tennis tipping, me or brian?


:kiss:

a dearest friend of mine will be defeated :sad:



:kiss:
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Damita
07-21-2006, 09:24 PM
Why is it so hot here those days? :help:

Why am I watching Nip/Tuck even though I don't even like the show?

Why is Ikea so addictive?

Ivanatis
07-22-2006, 03:12 AM
Will the girl that I can't get outta my head be my future girlfriend?

psichogaucho
07-22-2006, 09:02 PM
Why is it so hot here those days? :help:

it's summer time in the northern hemisphere

Why am I watching Nip/Tuck even though I don't even like the show?

you're thinking in some plastic surgery

Why is Ikea so addictive?

they sell nice furniture
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psichogaucho
07-22-2006, 09:03 PM
Will the girl that I can't get outta my head be my future girlfriend?

the girl herself must answer that question ;)
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PamposCypriot
07-22-2006, 09:34 PM
Will Xristos eventually be no1 in ATP rankings?

BelgianWaffle
07-22-2006, 09:41 PM
Can Marat's brain be fixed?

And if so, who will do it?

djoky
07-22-2006, 09:47 PM
who's my baby's daddy :hysteric: :hysteric:

psichogaucho
07-23-2006, 09:11 PM
Will Xristos eventually be no1 in ATP rankings?

if he keeps on spending his life logged on, definetly no
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psichogaucho
07-23-2006, 09:16 PM
Can Marat's brain be fixed?

yes, of course


And if so, who will do it?

a good girl
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psichogaucho
07-23-2006, 09:17 PM
who's my baby's daddy :hysteric: :hysteric:

not me, that's for sure
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Damita
07-23-2006, 09:25 PM
Can Marat's brain be fixed?

And if so, who will do it?
yes, of course




a good girl
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Where the hell is she then? (we need her asap)

Do people in real life know about your gift and ask you questions too? :p

psichogaucho
07-23-2006, 09:31 PM
Where the hell is she then? (we need her asap)

she's close to him, but afraid of a Head racquet treatment

Do people in real life know about your gift and ask you questions too? :p

yes, I'm a kind of guru at the pub where I work
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immortalia
07-23-2006, 09:41 PM
will i date a hot french tennis player in the future?

psichogaucho
07-23-2006, 10:15 PM
will i date a hot french tennis player in the future?

I see a hot russian tennis player in the future. start to learn russian, if the things don't work our right, at least you can read Dostoyevski and Tolstoi in its original language
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immortalia
07-23-2006, 10:20 PM
I see a hot russian tennis player in the future. start to learn russian, if the things don't work our right, at least you can read Dostoyevski and Tolstoi in its original language
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so am i the girl who fixes marats brain? :p

psichogaucho
07-23-2006, 10:25 PM
so am i the girl who fixes marats brain? :p

yes. you'll have to work hard
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immortalia
07-23-2006, 10:28 PM
:banana:

:haha:

(sorry, i know this is no question...)

psichogaucho
07-23-2006, 10:35 PM
no problem :D this is not an answer :lol:
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NaDALiTa
07-24-2006, 12:22 AM
Hi Psichogaucho, will Rafa Nadal play in Lyon or in Basel?

psichogaucho
07-24-2006, 12:42 AM
Hi Psichogaucho, will Rafa Nadal play in Lyon or in Basel?

Basel. He wants to kick Roger's ass in his backyard
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lizzard
07-24-2006, 09:30 AM
When does Justine Henin finally come out ?

psichogaucho
07-24-2006, 05:35 PM
When does Justine Henin finally come out ?

when she finally can overcome the prejudices
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Phunkadelicious
07-24-2006, 05:36 PM
Is Superman's sperm deadly?

Betty
07-24-2006, 05:44 PM
gennaio 2009 holidays: Patagonia o Australia?

psichogaucho
07-24-2006, 05:47 PM
Is Superman's sperm deadly?

yes. Lois Lane has a kryptonite diaphragm. and the word is Sperman
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Phunkadelicious
07-24-2006, 05:49 PM
yes. Lois Lane has a kryptonite diaphragm. and the word is Sperman
nextWouldn't a kryptonite diaphragm kill Superman's weewee though!? :unsure:

psichogaucho
07-24-2006, 05:53 PM
Wouldn't a kryptonite diaphragm kill Superman's weewee though!? :unsure:

Superman is not big
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Phunkadelicious
07-24-2006, 05:54 PM
Superman is not big
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Well then he isn't very super. :unsure:

psichogaucho
07-24-2006, 05:58 PM
Well then he isn't very super. :unsure:

no. Lex Luthor once humilliated him :awww:
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Lee
07-24-2006, 09:39 PM
Why am I so sad?

Bagelicious
07-25-2006, 12:26 AM
Why am I so sad?
:hug:

What is the best way to offer someone comfort to someone you don't know very well?

Phunkadelicious
07-25-2006, 05:32 AM
Santi, is Deb going to make a chat?

Becarina
07-25-2006, 05:43 AM
why does my dog prefer to drink from the toilet and not from the bowl of fresh water i set out everyday?

Washa Koroleva
07-25-2006, 02:03 PM
Why isn't there a pretty white bikini in any shop in Germany?

psichogaucho
07-25-2006, 06:30 PM
Why am I so sad?

life sucks, sometimes
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psichogaucho
07-25-2006, 06:34 PM
:hug:

What is the best way to offer someone comfort to someone you don't know very well?

a big big big virtual hug, and read what he or she has to say
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psichogaucho
07-25-2006, 06:37 PM
Santi, is Deb going to make a chat?

if she finally can burn a cd, yes
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psichogaucho
07-25-2006, 06:41 PM
why does my dog prefer to drink from the toilet and not from the bowl of fresh water i set out everyday?

the sweet taste of the forbidden
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psichogaucho
07-25-2006, 06:44 PM
Why isn't there a pretty white bikini in any shop in Germany?

german women are too shy, you know what happens with white bikinis and water. yoohoo.
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immortalia
07-25-2006, 07:16 PM
when will i start feeling like a grown up?

Bagelicious
07-25-2006, 08:00 PM
What's the best way to attract an older man from Mexico who loves Dostoyevsky?

Ivanatis
07-25-2006, 10:55 PM
Why isn't there a pretty white bikini in any shop in Germany?

german women are too shy, you know what happens with white bikinis and water. yoohoo.
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nice :haha:

psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 07:09 AM
when will i start feeling like a grown up?

puberty never ends, George Costanza said
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psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 07:10 AM
What's the best way to attract an older man from Mexico who loves Dostoyevsky?

kill an old woman and then feel some remorse
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Washa Koroleva
07-26-2006, 07:10 AM
Why is my hair pink?

psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 07:16 AM
Why is my hair pink?

you probably watched "the pink panther" when you was a little girl
by the way, try a turquoise bikini, with your skin well tanned would be yummie -very
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Washa Koroleva
07-26-2006, 07:18 AM
Is an animal print bikini okay?

Washa Koroleva
07-26-2006, 07:19 AM
& why are people blind?

psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 07:20 AM
Is an animal print bikini okay?

nah
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psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 07:21 AM
& why are people blind?

they don't want to look
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Washa Koroleva
07-26-2006, 07:22 AM
nah
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Why?

immortalia
07-26-2006, 11:14 AM
why do i seem to have become so dependent on your answers? i mean, not only to my questions but to the questions of others as well? :p

PamposCypriot
07-26-2006, 11:45 AM
Whos the hottest girl in MTF?

Bagelicious
07-26-2006, 03:24 PM
kill an old woman and then feel some remorse
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:eek: I'm not willing to go that far... why does everyone keep telling me to read Dostoyevsky?

psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 05:05 PM
Why?

I'm conservative.
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psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 05:08 PM
why do i seem to have become so dependent on your answers? i mean, not only to my questions but to the questions of others as well? :p

my irresistible animal magnetism, as my friend Sarah (choccO) said
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SloKid
07-26-2006, 05:08 PM
Which is a better way to mock Hantuchova? Hanjokeova or Hanchokeova?

psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 05:09 PM
:eek: I'm not willing to go that far... why does everyone keep telling me to read Dostoyevsky?

because Fiodor M. is one of the greatest writers ever. Try "The Possessed"
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psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 05:11 PM
Which is a better way to mock Hantuchova? Hanjokeova or Hanchokeova?

to mock Daniela Hantuchova is a capital sin
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guille&tati4life
07-26-2006, 05:15 PM
why do Nicolas Lapentti's and Guillermo Coria's form go in stages? When Coria plays well, Nico plays awful and vice versa. Is it just coincidence or is there a reason?

psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 05:24 PM
Whos the hottest girl in MTF?

Olguita
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psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 05:29 PM
why do Nicolas Lapentti's and Guillermo Coria's form go in stages? When Coria plays well, Nico plays awful and vice versa. Is it just coincidence or is there a reason?

they are complotted to make your life miserable. Guille and Elena Dementieva did it that to me in the 2004 French Open
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guille&tati4life
07-26-2006, 05:33 PM
Why do they want my life to be miserable? or is it some other force?

and :hug: for the French Open thing, it still hurts me too :awww:

tall_one
07-26-2006, 08:41 PM
what should i make to eat?

psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 09:11 PM
Why do they want my life to be miserable? or is it some other force?

and :hug: for the French Open thing, it still hurts me too :awww:

Nico Lapentti is evil. I don't know why Guille joined him in the conspiracy
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psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 09:12 PM
what should i make to eat?

a salad (cucumber, tomato & basil)
yummy and healthy
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Lee
07-26-2006, 09:14 PM
Nico Lapentti is evil. I don't know why Guille joined him in the conspiracy
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:topic: Nico is yummy, not evil.

psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 09:18 PM
there's a question for you, Lee...
can someone yummy be evil at the same time?
since I have all the questions, I answer you: yes (I am a good example)
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Lee
07-26-2006, 09:20 PM
there's a question for you, Lee...
can someone yummy be evil at the same time?
since I have all the questions, I answer you: yes (I am a good example)
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Since I never see a pic of you, I can only vouch for the evil :devil: part.

To stick to the topic:

Is there a pic of gaucho in MTF?

psichogaucho
07-26-2006, 09:24 PM
Since I never see a pic of you, I can only vouch for the evil :devil: part.

To stick to the topic:

Is there a pic of gaucho in MTF?

yes, I posted two in the photo thread and a couple in the chat thread I started.

Lee
07-26-2006, 09:36 PM
yes, I posted two in the photo thread and a couple in the chat thread I started.

Link PLEASE!

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 01:05 AM
Where are the links to your pics?

Why is this thread dying after having thrived at its inception?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 01:14 AM
Why do MTF Argentinians hate America so much?

Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 01:18 AM
And why don't I have any fucking hot water?

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 01:35 AM
Where are the links to your pics?

there are no link, I sent Lee a few pics of myself via PM

Why is this thread dying after having thrived at its inception?

people is chewing the answers, then they will digest it, and then...well, you know...they ask more questions

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

an european, or an african one?
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psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 01:37 AM
Why do MTF Argentinians hate America so much?

we find your beer fucking close to the water. second Monty Python quote
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Phunkadelicious
07-31-2006, 01:38 AM
we find your beer fucking close to the water. second Monty Python quote
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Don't buy beer from stores near the beach then. :p

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 01:38 AM
And why don't I have any fucking hot water?

because it's summer in the northern hemisphere
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GlennMirnyi
07-31-2006, 03:00 AM
Are you the Santiago flirting with BerdychFan?

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 03:06 AM
Are you the Santiago flirting with BerdychFan?

no I'm not
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GlennMirnyi
07-31-2006, 03:13 AM
Is it colder than 6º C in Argentina?

Bagelicious
07-31-2006, 03:17 AM
Hey, you aren't usually on here at this time, what's different today?

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 03:20 AM
Is it colder than 6º C in Argentina?

today, yes, brrrr...
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psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 03:21 AM
Hey, you aren't usually on here at this time, what's different today?

I don't work this night
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GlennMirnyi
07-31-2006, 03:23 AM
Why Coria keeps serving like Dementieva?

psichogaucho
07-31-2006, 03:31 AM
Why Coria keeps serving like Dementieva?

they don't want to serve like Mirnyi and can't play Grand Slams finals
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GlennMirnyi
08-01-2006, 05:20 AM
It wasn't offensive... I pity poor Coria... :)
By the way: why Argentinians choke so much?

Washa Koroleva
08-01-2006, 07:16 AM
Why does everyone love you?

Fedex
08-01-2006, 09:15 AM
Why does David Ortiz always come through in the clutch? Is he god?

JustDoIt
08-01-2006, 12:05 PM
who will stop Roger next yeat at Wimbledon ?

psichogaucho
08-01-2006, 06:41 PM
It wasn't offensive... I pity poor Coria... :)
By the way: why Argentinians choke so much?

we eat so fast
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psichogaucho
08-01-2006, 06:43 PM
Why does everyone love you?

Adriana doesn't love me.
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psichogaucho
08-01-2006, 06:54 PM
Why does David Ortiz always come through in the clutch? Is he god?

no, he's not, he's in the right place, at the right time, that's all
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psichogaucho
08-01-2006, 06:55 PM
who will stop Roger next yeat at Wimbledon ?

only Roger can stop Roger
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SloKid
08-01-2006, 07:03 PM
Is Basile the right man for the job?

psichogaucho
08-01-2006, 07:08 PM
Is Basile the right man for the job?

no. My man is Gallego
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Phunkadelicious
08-01-2006, 08:09 PM
Will Santi ever stop answering questions?

Bagelicious
08-02-2006, 01:05 AM
Will I be completely cooked through by tomorrow? The heat is killing me!

GlennMirnyi
08-02-2006, 01:50 AM
Will I be completely cooked through by tomorrow? The heat is killing me!

That's ironical, but today the lowest temperature here in my city was 3ºC. Canada's supposed to have these temperatures...

Bagelicious
08-02-2006, 02:18 AM
That's ironical, but today the lowest temperature here in my city was 3ºC. Canada's supposed to have these temperatures...

Not during the summer.

GlennMirnyi
08-02-2006, 02:28 AM
Of course, but your summer's supposed to be not to hot and our winter not so cold...

Bagelicious
08-02-2006, 03:23 AM
Of course, but your summer's supposed to be not to hot and our winter not so cold...

Not really. Because of our latitude, it means weather is more extreme ie. in winter it's very cold and in summer it's very hot.

I miss living near the equator... perfect weather all year round, never fluctuates by more than 2-3 degrees on average.

GlennMirnyi
08-02-2006, 06:21 PM
Not really. Because of our latitude, it means weather is more extreme ie. in winter it's very cold and in summer it's very hot.

I miss living near the equator... perfect weather all year round, never fluctuates by more than 2-3 degrees on average.

Always hot? I would hate that.

We're not in the same latitudes... ;)

psichogaucho
08-02-2006, 09:26 PM
Will Santi ever stop answering questions?

no. even I ask from the tomb
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psichogaucho
08-02-2006, 09:30 PM
Will I be completely cooked through by tomorrow? The heat is killing me!

turn around your axis for a while for a perfect cook
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Ivanatis
08-07-2006, 10:04 AM
Why is TennisMaster abusing my Roger-cheering-thread to support his (probably) strongest opponent in Toronto?

Xristos
08-07-2006, 10:21 AM
When will I turn pro?

psichogaucho
08-07-2006, 10:24 AM
Why is TennisMaster abusing my Roger-cheering-thread to support his (probably) strongest opponent in Toronto?

evidently TennisMaster doesn't like Roger, or maybe he/she loves his (probably) strongest opponent. howeever, hey, TennisMaster, leave Deck aone, please, thanks
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psichogaucho
08-07-2006, 10:26 AM
When will I turn pro?

the day you stop being online 24/7 and train like a pro, and, of course, they pay you for playing.
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cobalt60
08-07-2006, 01:37 PM
turn around your axis for a while for a perfect cook
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:haha:

Phunkadelicious
08-11-2006, 07:25 AM
Why have you stopped answering questions?

psichogaucho
08-11-2006, 07:27 AM
Why have you stopped answering questions?

just because nobody asked since 8/7
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Phunkadelicious
08-11-2006, 07:43 AM
Why has no one asked since 8/7? :awww:

Washa Koroleva
08-11-2006, 08:41 AM
Where are all my socks?

psichogaucho
08-11-2006, 12:10 PM
Why has no one asked since 8/7? :awww:

people bored of this charade
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psichogaucho
08-11-2006, 12:12 PM
Where are all my socks?

I stole it. all. I'm a pervert, you know
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Lee
08-11-2006, 04:32 PM
Why my son keeps throwing tantrums these days?

psichogaucho
08-11-2006, 04:35 PM
Why my son keeps throwing tantrums these days?

he's seeking attention
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Lee
08-11-2006, 04:37 PM
he's seeking attention
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He has all the attention we can give. :sad:

When will he stop this atrocious behaviour? :bigcry:

psichogaucho
08-11-2006, 04:43 PM
He has all the attention we can give. :sad:

When will he stop this atrocious behaviour? :bigcry:

the day he leaves the nest and flies his own way

I told this to my mum once, but I still bother her, sometimes
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Phunkadelicious
08-14-2006, 01:20 AM
Santi, why do people feel the need to copy you? Is it because you are just so damn amazing?

psichogaucho
08-14-2006, 01:38 AM
Santi, why do people feel the need to copy you? Is it because you are just so damn amazing?

some people feel the need of reach the high level of wit and popularity I have. and, why not, look as handsome as I. can't blame them, though
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Phunkadelicious
08-14-2006, 01:40 AM
Will his thread be a complete failure?

psichogaucho
08-14-2006, 02:01 AM
Will his thread be a complete failure?

already is. just three questions, and I made one
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merce
08-14-2006, 11:55 AM
Are you gonna fight him back?

psichogaucho
08-14-2006, 06:49 PM
Are you gonna fight him back?

FlashDeb will sue him
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good_gambler
08-15-2006, 05:43 AM
Could it be that your are a little intimadated by him?

psichogaucho
08-15-2006, 05:33 PM
Could it be that your are a little intimadated by him?

not at all. watch the level of his, um, answers
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Faik Kheft
08-16-2006, 06:39 PM
What shall I do tonight to take my mind off things?

psichogaucho
08-16-2006, 09:09 PM
drink two or three pints (guinness foreign extra stout)
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Faik Kheft
08-16-2006, 09:14 PM
drink two or three pints (guinness foreign extra stout)
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Drinking makes me very ill - got any non-alcoholic ideas?

psichogaucho
08-16-2006, 09:18 PM
Drinking makes me very ill - got any non-alcoholic ideas?

go to the library, get James Joyce's "Ulyses" and read the last part, which start with "yes because..."
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scarecrows
08-16-2006, 09:18 PM
farts in public; hold or let them off?

psichogaucho
08-16-2006, 09:25 PM
farts in public; hold or let them off?

let them off, and look to someone, as if you'e blaming him (yes, him, it's not so polite to blame a lady) the launches are strictly forbidden in ATM and elevators
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scarecrows
08-16-2006, 09:49 PM
is there anything more annoying than babies crying in the bus?

merce
08-17-2006, 01:09 PM
let them off, and look to someone, as if you'e blaming him (yes, him, it's not so polite to blame a lady) the launches are strictly forbidden in ATM and elevators
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:haha::haha::haha:
How you manage to get those answers?

psichogaucho
08-17-2006, 08:04 PM
is there anything more annoying than babies crying in the bus?

yes, the parents of these babies
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psichogaucho
08-17-2006, 08:04 PM
:haha::haha::haha:
How you manage to get those answers?

it's a gift
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orderlycommotion
08-17-2006, 08:27 PM
Who do you think haruhi will end up with?
(from ouran high anime)

psichogaucho
08-17-2006, 08:33 PM
Who do you think haruhi will end up with?
(from ouran high anime)

alone and desperate, like Jason
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scarecrows
08-17-2006, 09:18 PM
why people drink Coca Cola and dont figure out that it sucks ?

psichogaucho
08-17-2006, 09:20 PM
why people drink Coca Cola and dont figure out that it sucks ?

a secret ingredient in the beverage
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scarecrows
08-17-2006, 09:30 PM
secret ingredient????

I thought you knew the answer

embellish
08-17-2006, 09:31 PM
Why did I wait till now to post?

psichogaucho
08-18-2006, 06:16 PM
secret ingredient????

I thought you knew the answer

I know the ingredient, you don't ask me what's that ingredient.
by the way, I hope your robotic monkey is okay
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psichogaucho
08-18-2006, 06:22 PM
Why did I wait till now to post?

it's hard, I mean, where to post, what to post, try to do a clever post, &co. you did it in the right place
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NiciSunflower
08-18-2006, 06:24 PM
:bounce: i wanna ask, too :bounce:

Phunkadelicious
08-18-2006, 06:26 PM
Santi, what are the first hundred digits in pi?

Lee
08-18-2006, 06:27 PM
Why I always tempt to answer some of the questions for guacho? :awww:

psichogaucho
08-18-2006, 06:35 PM
:bounce: i wanna ask, too :bounce:

shoot

psichogaucho
08-18-2006, 06:36 PM
Santi, what are the first hundred digits in pi?

3,1416iwanttogotothegym
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NiciSunflower
08-18-2006, 06:36 PM
shoot
do you know a safe way to heaven? :p

psichogaucho
08-18-2006, 06:38 PM
Why I always tempt to answer some of the questions for guacho? :awww:

people thinks it's easy, ask Lewinsky, or whatever his username is, and ask, too, elena k from wta world. amateurs
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psichogaucho
08-18-2006, 06:39 PM
do you know a safe way to heaven? :p

yes, the boring way of life I'm leading
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zaboomafoo
08-18-2006, 10:10 PM
-who is the hottie in your avatar?
-can you introduce her to me?
-do pinguins turn you on?
-who is the one in my avatar?
-why do you keep saying you know everything when the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing?

Phunkadelicious
08-18-2006, 10:15 PM
-why do you keep saying you know everything when the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing?
Are you sure about that? The implication in your statement is that you know what truth is. And if you know what truth is, you certainly know something.

If you know nothing, you cannot know what truth is. And if you cannot know what truth is, you cannot say with any certainty what true wisdom is. :)

zaboomafoo
08-18-2006, 11:12 PM
Are you sure about that? The implication in your statement is that you know what truth is. And if you know what truth is, you certainly know something.

If you know nothing, you cannot know what truth is. And if you cannot know what truth is, you cannot say with any certainty what true wisdom is. :)

now i know that you never heard of a guy named socrates in your life :rolleyes:

Phunkadelicious
08-18-2006, 11:30 PM
now i know that you never heard of a guy named socrates in your life :rolleyes:
I thought you knew nothing.

I am a philosophy student, and I assure you I have heard of Socrates. And I would have said the same thing to him. Fortunately, he didn't say "the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." He said "I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance." He said this because Socrates was no fool, and he would not claim to know what others know. ;)

P.S.

Socrates also said this: "The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." So, it would appear that either you are inherently evil, or you know something. Or, Socrates was lying when he said one of these quotes. ;)

zaboomafoo
08-19-2006, 07:06 PM
I thought you knew nothing.

I am a philosophy student, and I assure you I have heard of Socrates. And I would have said the same thing to him. Fortunately, he didn't say "the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." He said "I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance." He said this because Socrates was no fool, and he would not claim to know what others know. ;)

P.S.

Socrates also said this: "The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." So, it would appear that either you are inherently evil, or you know something. Or, Socrates was lying when he said one of these quotes. ;)

he said what i wrote
man you got all socrates wrong, you should go to class more often and smoke less joint
he said that because a true person seeking for wisdom is the one that keeps studying no matter how much they know and knowing that you know nothing is not literally, its a metaphor

the only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorace is chachan, another metaphor, its means that the fact of seeking answers, and being a wise man etc its the right thing to do and makes a person in the right path of life, and laying around without doing shit and feeling ok with his own ignorance is the wrong one and makes you walk the shitty path of life

psichogaucho
08-19-2006, 08:59 PM
-who is the hottie in your avatar?

Olga
-can you introduce her to me?

no way

-do pinguins turn you on?

emperors, yes

-who is the one in my avatar?

a samurai, but you already know that


-why do you keep saying you know everything when the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing?

I am not a true wise man, but I know the answers
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zaboomafoo
08-20-2006, 07:08 PM
a samurai, but you already know that
i was asking for the name, if you dont know it this thread is a big lie and you will introduce me to hot blonde olga :D

psichogaucho
08-20-2006, 09:40 PM
i was asking for the name, if you dont know it this thread is a big lie and you will introduce me to hot blonde olga :D

ah, the name is Mikulo Sakayama
and, again, I will not introduce to you Olga
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Phunkadelicious
08-20-2006, 09:47 PM
Why do I work so hard to distance myself from everyone I know?

disturb3d
08-20-2006, 09:50 PM
Is there shame in having a small penis?

psichogaucho
08-20-2006, 09:52 PM
Why do I work so hard to distance myself from everyone I know?

time and distance makes love strong
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psichogaucho
08-20-2006, 09:53 PM
Is there shame in having a small penis?

no
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scarecrows
08-21-2006, 01:05 PM
I know the ingredient, you don't ask me what's that ingredient.
by the way, I hope your robotic monkey is okay
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and what's that ingredient? <----- (note the question mark)

psichogaucho
08-21-2006, 01:14 PM
and what's that ingredient? <----- (note the question mark)

thanks
:secret: moose's urine
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zaboomafoo
08-22-2006, 06:48 AM
ah, the name is Mikulo Sakayama
and, again, I will not introduce to you Olga
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wrong, you loose, i win, give me the hot chick

psichogaucho
08-22-2006, 07:07 PM
wrong, you loose, i win, give me the hot chick

listen, buddy, if you already knew the answer, why did you ask it?
maybe you didn't read the first post of the thread, there are two rules:
1) no prophecies, don't ask "who will win the US Open?"
2) don't ask things you know, that's not an answer in itself, you're only trying to challenge me, and my mission is enlight your mind
simple, right?
so, follow the rules, si'l vous plait, or buzz off
and forget the "hot chick" who, actually, has a name
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