ask me. I know the answer

Why don't guys think I'm attractive?

They all have their eyes on their necks.
Next.

I think you are, even though I have never seen you.

I think you don't understand the rules of this thread, even though I have never seen you.
Please, ask something.

There are a set of talent agencies, in "Hollywood," called the "Big Five." linky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_packaging) ...You have to be referred to them. You just can't walk in, off the street. (Ironically, I WAS referred to one, years ago...)

Now, they won't answer my letters/emails.

What do I do?

There are a set of talent agencies, in "Hollywood," called the "Big Five." linky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movie_packaging) ...You have to be referred to them. You just can't walk in, off the street. (Ironically, I WAS referred to one, years ago...)

Now, they won't answer my letters/emails.

What do I do?

Be indie.
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Why can't I find a Garu to go with my Pucca?

Apart from a good look,what's the neccesity to become an actor?

What ever happened to Blaze 2004?

Why can't I find a Garu to go with my Pucca?

Pucca is the best ninja ever, it's too hard to find a match for him.
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Apart from a good look,what's the neccesity to become an actor?

Talent.
Next.

What ever happened to Blaze 2004?

Alive and posting.
Next.

Pucca is the best ninja ever, it's too hard to find a match for him.
Next

Pucca is Garu (the ninja)'s love stalker.

http://www.foroswebgratis.com/imagenes_foros/9/6/7/4/6/685284649215Pucca%2520Loca%2520por%2520garu.jpg

http://www.yodibujo.es/espacio_personal/images_membres/pucca_luz.jpg

Will Chavez become president for life in Venezuela?

Will Chavez become president for life in Venezuela?

No.
Next.

What will I be for a profession.

Are Kelli Therese and J'torian still here?

What will I be for a profession.

Lehman Brothers' CEO.
Next.

Are Kelli Therese and J'torian still here?

Yes, they are.
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Will the Cronulla Sharks ever win a premiership?
[Australia / Rugby League]

n.b. I am a Broncos fan - because I have the sense to know a good team when I see it. It would be nice to see the Sharks get the monkey off their back though.

How far a "pelado" wash his face? (Hasta donde se lava la cara un pelado?)

Does pelado mean no hair?

Will the Cronulla Sharks ever win a premiership?
[Australia / Rugby League]

n.b. I am a Broncos fan - because I have the sense to know a good team when I see it. It would be nice to see the Sharks get the monkey off their back though.

Not this season, but yes.
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How far a "pelado" wash his face? (Hasta donde se lava la cara un pelado?)

Two inches above the eyebrows.
Next.

Does pelado mean no hair?

Pelado means bald.
Next.

Who are you really?

Who are you really?

I am an alien from Ganymedes, who really misses his home.
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Can animals commit suicide?

Can animals commit suicide?

Yes, lemmings do it all the time.
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Does P. Antonius (and anyone for that matter) really think his constant sarcasm is actually funny? :rolleyes:

Does P. Antonius (and anyone for that matter) really think his constant sarcasm is actually funny? :rolleyes:

It is funny, I mean, curious.
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Who is your favorite Roman emperor? Elagabalus is not an option at this point, if that's OK with you.

I have a question, do people writting in essay form most of the time really think that makes them looks smarter or are they just compensating for something?

May I answer this one?

Who is your favorite Roman emperor? Elagabalus is not an option at this point, if that's OK with you.

Nero. Because he had the most Press and his fire gimmick was simply the best.
Next.

I have a question, do people writting in essay form most of the time really think that makes them looks smarter or are they just compensating for something?

They try to look smart using pompous words like "effortlessly"
Next.

May I answer this one?

No. It's "ask me. I know the answer.
Next.

Isn't calvo bald?

And


Why do people keep readjusting my freaking Safari window?

and

Why do I keep stubbing my pinkie toes?

and

What does one do with empty prescription bottles?


and


Why is Wall-E so cute?

but

Why is MO better?


AND


Why don't people like loud exhausts?


Why do cops only ticket the imports and not those muscle cars who can be heard from a mile away?


Is "a mile away" a term used in countries that use the metric system?


What are boogers made out of?


Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?


How come Filipino actors always play hispanics in American movies/tv?

Where can I buy those filipino candy bars that they sell in spain (the ones called Filipinos)? Can I buy them online?


Did a magic fairy give you all the answers?


Is it the same fairy that gave Cinderella a pumpkin coach?


How was the west won?


Why don't they sell more Lilo and Stitch memorabilia here?


Why does Forrest Gump give Leutenant Dan ice cream?

Why don't people like to watch movies in their original language? (BTW E.T. is totally not right in Spanish.... it loses its "ET phone home"-ness)


Why do I have an urge to ask so many questions?

Who wins this season of America's Next Top Model?

Elina

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/19/87/0000051987_20080918081831.jpg?x=626&y=626&sig=wv9w8uYKAXkYscf0._yJmA--

Samantha

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/19/80/0000051980_20080918081821.jpg?x=626&y=626&sig=Ghr22lLP_V51bTMRYBmigA--

McKey

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/19/93/0000051993_20080918085759.jpg?x=626&y=626&sig=J4M9Wu60r8WrwVIPwzSXUg--

Analeigh

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/26/93/0000052693_20081002131032.jpg?y=626&sig=kMZlPRiEx4XYlXIVWCTnOQ--

Sheena

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/26/86/0000052686_20081002131017.jpg?y=626&sig=1jyTYrtKBFMmdmolxzXaCw--

Marjorie

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/27/86/0000052786_20081009104656.jpg?y=626&sig=pCq8y.rv3m3vHWoYtUV9Ew--

Joslyn (on left)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/27/87/0000052787_20081009104658.jpg?x=626&sig=DFyDMD2a3dWgbvLMNiEi0g--

Who wins this season of America's Next Top Model?

Elina

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/19/87/0000051987_20080918081831.jpg?x=626&y=626&sig=wv9w8uYKAXkYscf0._yJmA--

Samantha

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/19/80/0000051980_20080918081821.jpg?x=626&y=626&sig=Ghr22lLP_V51bTMRYBmigA--

McKey

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/19/93/0000051993_20080918085759.jpg?x=626&y=626&sig=J4M9Wu60r8WrwVIPwzSXUg--

Analeigh

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/26/93/0000052693_20081002131032.jpg?y=626&sig=kMZlPRiEx4XYlXIVWCTnOQ--

Sheena

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/26/86/0000052686_20081002131017.jpg?y=626&sig=1jyTYrtKBFMmdmolxzXaCw--

Marjorie

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/27/86/0000052786_20081009104656.jpg?y=626&sig=pCq8y.rv3m3vHWoYtUV9Ew--

Joslyn (on left)

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/27/87/0000052787_20081009104658.jpg?x=626&sig=DFyDMD2a3dWgbvLMNiEi0g--

Samantha.
Next.

Do you prefer blondes?

Do you prefer blondes?

No I don't.
Next.

You didn't answer my questions.... DENIED. http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/images/smilies/sadbanana.gif

Isn't calvo bald?

Of course. "Pelado" is a non polite way to say "calvo"

Why do people keep readjusting my freaking Safari window?

Hard to resist the temptation.

Why do I keep stubbing my pinkie toes??

To check if they are still there.

What does one do with empty prescription bottles?

Recycle.

Why is Wall-E so cute?

Pixar guys know how to do their job.

but

Why is MO better??

You are not asking, you're expressing your point of view.

Why don't people like loud exhausts?

People love the noise.


Why do cops only ticket the imports and not those muscle cars who can be heard from a mile away?

Some cops are unfair.

Is "a mile away" a term used in countries that use the metric system?

No, we say "1,6 km away"


What are boogers made out of??

Dreams.


Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

San Diego, Ca.

How come Filipino actors always play hispanics in American movies/tv??

People from Hollywood cannot see the difference between a Filipino and a Latino. It rhymes.

Where can I buy those filipino candy bars that they sell in spain (the ones called Filipinos)? Can I buy them online?

A good drugstore. Check www.filipino.es/shop


Did a magic fairy give you all the answers?

No, it was a leprechaun.


Is it the same fairy that gave Cinderella a pumpkin coach?

No.

How was the west won??

With patience and killing buffalos.

Why don't they sell more Lilo and Stitch memorabilia here??

Out of stock.

Why does Forrest Gump give Leutenant Dan ice cream??

Forrest is, basically, a good man.

Why don't people like to watch movies in their original language? (BTW E.T. is totally not right in Spanish.... it loses its "ET phone home"-ness)?

People don't want to read the subtitles.

Why do I have an urge to ask so many questions?

You want to know.
Next

Should I make coffee or herbal tea?

How do I stop chewing my pencil?

Should I make coffee or herbal tea?

Herbal tea.

How do I stop chewing my pencil?

Rub the pencil with garlic...unless you like garlic.
Next.

Will I have feel better if I kill someone or just sucking it up and dealing with life? :tape:

If i suck too much cock will i get mouth ulcers?

Was the current U.S.A. "War on Terror" really a clever conspiracy to divert attention to UFOs and the disclosure project (April, 2001)??

Will I have feel better if I kill someone or just sucking it up and dealing with life? :tape:

Don't kill anybody, you cannot deal with the remorse.
Next.

If i suck too much cock will i get mouth ulcers?

No, if you don't swallow.
Next.

Was the current U.S.A. "War on Terror" really a clever conspiracy to divert attention to UFOs and the disclosure project (April, 2001)??

Yes, and the collapse of the stock markets, too.
Next.

how do you suck up to people?

how do you suck up to people?

Most of the time I pretend to be gentle and kind.
Next.

Why should we believe in monsters and tooth fairies?

Why should we believe in monsters and tooth fairies?

We need something to believe in, monsters, tooth fairies, leprechauns, unicorns, feminine orgasms, witches.
Next.

How many farewell tours should a musician be allowed?

(I notice you left the Easter Bunny off your list. My uncle Charlie told me he shot him.)

How many farewell tours should a musician be allowed?

(I notice you left the Easter Bunny off your list. My uncle Charlie told me he shot him.)

Two. Nobody would go to a "Farewell tour Vol 3"
Next.

(ask uncle Charlie about Santa. Last Christmas got nothing as a gift)

What's the best item of food to snack on at midnight?

Which player should I invest my vcash in tomorrow?

What's the best item of food to snack on at midnight?

Cheetos.

Which player should I invest my vcash in tomorrow?

Do not bet tomorrow. Wait until Friday
Next.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=3891819&postcount=432

ahem.

Must I bet my vcash? I'd like to withdraw mine. Where is the vcash kept?

Must I bet my vcash? I'd like to withdraw mine.

No, give it to me. I'm vpoor.

Where is the vcash kept?

In a vvault, naturally.
next.

Why are you doing this to us?

Why are you doing this to us?

Because you keep on asking.
Next.

Where do your wisdom come from or how/why do you know all the answers?

Where do your wisdom come from or how/why do you know all the answers?

A Jedi Knight taught me.
Next.

Is it all Kirchner's fault?

Is it all Kirchner's fault?

No it's not.
Next.

Would you ever go on television and answer people's questions? (It is not necessary to dress like Walter Mercado.)

Would you ever go on television and answer people's questions? (It is not necessary to dress like Walter Mercado.)

I am negotiating with NBC.
Next.

Is it wrong to wish on space hardware?

Do you need a hug?

Is it wrong to wish on space hardware?

No, it's not.
Next.

Do you need a hug?

No, I need a ticket for the Davis Cup final series.
Next.

Why do you keep saying next? We could do without that.

Why do you keep saying next? We could do without that.

Because one day, sooner or later, I'll write "from now on, Jenni will answer your questions. That was my last answer. Thank for you patience" Meanwhile,
Next.

Are you saying that Jenni will take over from you? Does she have the needed experience? Can she see any foreign countries from her house?

Are you saying that Jenni will take over from you?

Yes, she's the Chosen One.

Does she have the needed experience?

Jenni is attending to Oxford. I am not able to knock on that prestigious university's door.

Can she see any foreign countries from her house?

Wales, and, on sunny days, Scotland.
Next.

wich alfajor is more :drool:?? havanna or balcarce??

:haha:

How do I make my credit score better?

wich alfajor is more :drool:?? havanna or balcarce??

:haha:

Havanna, naturally.
Next.

How do I make my credit score better?

Keep on working.
Next.

How do I cut down on my stress levels? (I'm having stress-related nose bleeds :sad:).
Should I volunteer to help out with the university interviews or go home four days earlier?
What's the maximum numbers of books that should be kept next to one's bedside?
What colour of bedsheets should I purchase?

I'm in need of much wisdom these days :( :hug:

How do I cut down on my stress levels? (I'm having stress-related nose bleeds :sad:).

Just take it easy, Jenni.

Should I volunteer to help out with the university interviews or go home four days earlier?

Your help will be really appreciated.

What's the maximum numbers of books that should be kept next to one's bedside?:

Five.

What colour of bedsheets should I purchase?

I'm in need of much wisdom these days :( :hug:

Count Duckula's print.
Next.

Why hasn't anyone posted here in a while?

Do hybrids still get good gas milage when they're speeding?

Is snail mail going to get phased out?

What's a non medical word that starts with x that isn't xylophone?

What's the reason for the letter x?

Do you think that things would be solved if they got rid of all the illegal immigrants in the US? (like some people say?)

Would people actually work the jobs they do for the money they (the immigrants) worked for?

Why are the LEGO video games so interesting?

Why don't I see you post anymore?

Why did you get a hair cut?

Why is the weather wonky?

What do I do with old medicine bottles?

When will I stop asking questions?

Will you make me drink hemlock like Socrates if I don't stop?

Should I take more sociology classes "just for fun" or should I just keep forging on though my requirements for nursing and THEN take fun classes?

Why don't more people like to read books?

Why am I so tired?

Why would a lazy person sit in the front row of the classroom only to text on her phone?

Is there no end to this madness?

What can I drink that isn't lemonade but isn't soda, but is flavored? (water with lemon doesn't cut it for me)

When are you going to answer my questions?

Who invented the question mark?

Is the upside down question mark helpful to you when you are reading?

Okay. I'm done. FOR NOW bwahahahaaahaaaaaaaaa :devil:

Why hasn't anyone posted here in a while?

People finally found that I am a fraud.

Do hybrids still get good gas milage when they're speeding?

No.

Is snail mail going to get phased out?

Yes, by the turtle nail. Doesn't rhyme but it's faster.

What's a non medical word that starts with x that isn't xylophone?

Xerox.

What's the reason for the letter x?

It's extremly important when you have a lot of ex wives

Do you think that things would be solved if they got rid of all the illegal immigrants in the US? (like some people say?)

Of course not. Who'd do the hard work?

Would people actually work the jobs they do for the money they (the immigrants) worked for?

Of course not.

Why are the LEGO video games so interesting?

They are made by inmigrants.

Why don't I see you post anymore?

I forgot the site adress.

Why did you get a hair cut?

I looked like a sheep.

Why is the weather wonky?

The global heating.

What do I do with old medicine bottles?

Recycle.

When will I stop asking questions?

Soon.

Will you make me drink hemlock like Socrates if I don't stop?

No.

Should I take more sociology classes "just for fun" or should I just keep forging on though my requirements for nursing and THEN take fun classes?

Be a nurse. Then a sociologist.

Why don't more people like to read books?

Books are expensive.

Why am I so tired?

You wrote a lot.

Why would a lazy person sit in the front row of the classroom only to text on her phone?

Just to keep on touch with her/his loved ones.

Is there no end to this madness?

No.

What can I drink that isn't lemonade but isn't soda, but is flavored? (water with lemon doesn't cut it for me)

Samuel Smith's India Pale Ale.

When are you going to answer my questions?

On Monday, April 20th.

[QUOTE=Mischa.Masha.Moo;8442477]Who invented the question mark?[QUOTE]

Mark Knopfler.

[QUOTE=Mischa.Masha.Moo;8442477]Is the upside down question mark helpful to you when you are reading?

Completely useful.

Okay. I'm done. FOR NOW bwahahahaaahaaaaaaaaa :devil:

I'm done, too. From now on, Jennifer, also known as Naranoc, will answer your questions. If she wants, naturally. Roger and out.

SANTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:awww:

COME BACK!!!!!!! :bigcry: <3

does mischa masha moo have a mute button??

No, but there is ignore ;)

as if i ever put you on ignore. i enjoy your randomness.

its seem that this argie guy has the first ever spotlight thread on mtf.

so yesterday I was talking to my friends and at some point I said we were in 2011, several times on a very natural way, without realising we were actually in 2009 :confused:
now Max (coworker of mine) is doing it too :eek:

what's going on with this 2011 confusion bug? :scared: