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psichogaucho
02-03-2008, 05:49 AM
Why does my cat eat his own vomit?

he likes warm food
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psichogaucho
02-03-2008, 05:50 AM
crunchy or puffs?

crunchy, naturally
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theMEESH
02-04-2008, 05:02 AM
should i go watch the bourne supremacy right now?

Lee
02-04-2008, 03:17 PM
When will I fully recover from my flu? :sobbing:

Purple Rainbow
02-04-2008, 03:28 PM
ask me. I know the answer

Why is Argentina the seemingly only South American nation without black people? :confused:

<Blue>
02-04-2008, 03:43 PM
Ouch, that hurts.

Question:
How the "Three Sea Shells" are used?
(hint, Demolition Man, aka El Demoledor, los dichosos 3 caracoles)

psichogaucho
02-04-2008, 03:45 PM
should i go watch the bourne supremacy right now?

you should, yes
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psichogaucho
02-04-2008, 03:46 PM
When will I fully recover from my flu? :sobbing:

a week, with medicaments...without medicaments, seven days
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Lee
02-04-2008, 03:50 PM
a week, with medicaments...without medicaments, seven days
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But it's been a week already :bigcry:

psichogaucho
02-04-2008, 03:50 PM
Why is Argentina the seemingly only South American nation without black people? :confused:

first, we abolished slavery in 1813 (in fact, freedom of wombs, that's it, a son of a slave is born as a free man)
then, it seems they fought all of our civil wars and the war in Paraguay in the front rank. It's a shame, of course. And after the war in Paraguay, too many died of yellow fever.
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psichogaucho
02-04-2008, 03:52 PM
Ouch, that hurts.

Question:
How the "Three Sea Shells" are used?
(hint, Demolition Man, aka El Demoledor, los dichosos 3 caracoles)

in strictly alphabetical order
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<Blue>
02-05-2008, 01:10 AM
Why is Sibarita sooooo delicious?

psichogaucho
02-05-2008, 04:24 AM
Why is Sibarita sooooo delicious?

'cos the publicity spot said so
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Kristen
02-05-2008, 09:35 AM
Why is Austria [AUT], and Australia [AUS]? Did we get in first?

I have no knowledge of the history of Austria, and thought it would be more fun [and lazier] to ask here.
:wavey:

psichogaucho
02-05-2008, 06:12 PM
Why is Austria [AUT], and Australia [AUS]? Did we get in first?

I have no knowledge of the history of Austria, and thought it would be more fun [and lazier] to ask here.
:wavey:

in the begining of the modern Olympic Games, the Austrians lost automatically in every discipline. Monsieur de Coubertain should be a fun guy
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cobalt60
02-05-2008, 07:51 PM
why is this still the most clever thread on all of MTF? ( btw symbol= horoscope sign capricorn)

psichogaucho
02-05-2008, 10:08 PM
why is this still the most clever thread on all of MTF? ( btw symbol= horoscope sign capricorn)

I am so clever, sometimes...
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Federerhingis
02-05-2008, 11:54 PM
Will Fidel Castro die in 2008?

psichogaucho
02-06-2008, 03:30 PM
Will Fidel Castro die in 2008?

he already died
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theMEESH
02-06-2008, 11:20 PM
oh great and wise psichogaucho i have two questions for you!

1) how do you pronounce psicho?

2) should i drop one of my classes because i can't afford to buy all the books or ask my mom for more money in order to further my education?

~*BGT*~
02-07-2008, 01:03 AM
Looking at the pictures of all 14 girls, who do you think should be the early favorites to win cycle 10 of America's Next Top Model?

http://cwtv.com/thecw/gen-gallery-antm10-models

psichogaucho
02-07-2008, 04:04 AM
oh great and wise psichogaucho i have two questions for you!

1) how do you pronounce psicho?

just like psycho.

2) should i drop one of my classes because i can't afford to buy all the books or ask my mom for more money in order to further my education?

ask your mum, stay in school.
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psichogaucho
02-07-2008, 04:54 AM
Looking at the pictures of all 14 girls, who do you think should be the early favorites to win cycle 10 of America's Next Top Model?

http://cwtv.com/thecw/gen-gallery-antm10-models

Aimee is okay, Alison needs to eat a little bit more and Lauren is a man. Eww.
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theMEESH
02-07-2008, 04:31 PM
is that dude in your avatar the same guy from rocky and bullwinkle?

psichogaucho
02-07-2008, 04:34 PM
is that dude in your avatar the same guy from rocky and bullwinkle?

Boris Badenov, yes.
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Zirconek
02-07-2008, 05:05 PM
I would like to start a thread for the player Roman Borvanov. Where should I open it in Players Forums: USA or Rest of the World? The guy was born in Moldova and used to be listed as Moldovan, then he appeared as American for a while, now he is Moldovan again :shrug: :scratch: :confused:

psichogaucho
02-07-2008, 07:38 PM
I would like to start a thread for the player Roman Borvanov. Where should I open it in Players Forums: USA or Rest of the World? The guy was born in Moldova and used to be listed as Moldovan, then he appeared as American for a while, now he is Moldovan again :shrug: :scratch: :confused:

once a moldovan, always almodovar
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~*BGT*~
02-08-2008, 03:31 AM
Aimee is okay, Alison needs to eat a little bit more and Lauren is a man. Eww.
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I thought so too. :rolls: I like Atalya, Whitney, and Katarzyna. I always pick a girl who ends up getting to the finals, and twice I have picked the winner. :p

theMEESH
02-08-2008, 04:58 AM
why do i get the channel "boomerang" (a channel that plays old skool cartoons like bugs bunny and rocky and bullwinkle, you know good cartoons) in spanish, but i don't have it in english?

why would my cable company do that?

psichogaucho
02-08-2008, 05:28 AM
why do i get the channel "boomerang" (a channel that plays old skool cartoons like bugs bunny and rocky and bullwinkle, you know good cartoons) in spanish, but i don't have it in english?

you already watched that shows in English, and the big shots of your cable company know that

why would my cable company do that?

they are giving you the unique chance of listen Natasha Fatale saying "Borrris querrrido" and Bugs Bunny "eh..que hay de nuevo, viejo?"

theMEESH
02-08-2008, 05:42 AM
should i contest spanish 101 because i've taken three years of spanish or should i just start with 101 because i haven't taken spanish in like a year?

psichogaucho
02-08-2008, 03:32 PM
should i contest spanish 101 because i've taken three years of spanish or should i just start with 101 because i haven't taken spanish in like a year?

Español ciento uno, español ciento uno
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theMEESH
02-08-2008, 08:51 PM
why is my mom paying for my sister's computer to be fixed and for a new program for her and why wouldn't she pay for my school books?

<Blue>
02-09-2008, 12:47 AM
Who let the dogs out?

psichogaucho
02-10-2008, 05:07 AM
why is my mom paying for my sister's computer to be fixed and for a new program for her and why wouldn't she pay for my school books?

your mum loves your sister a little bit more, be strong, buddy
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psichogaucho
02-10-2008, 05:09 AM
Who let the dogs out?

Cruella de Vile
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<Blue>
02-10-2008, 06:44 AM
Who's on first?

(¿Quién está en primera?)

psichogaucho
02-10-2008, 06:21 PM
Who's on first?

(¿Quién está en primera?)

in the begining it was the Verb
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~*BGT*~
02-10-2008, 07:45 PM
Are you really 38?

psichogaucho
02-11-2008, 12:34 AM
Are you really 38?

no, I'm only one
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~*BGT*~
02-11-2008, 05:49 AM
You said confusion in your epitaph; what should my epitaph be?

Also, I don't know if you have heard of the girl on GM who told a story that she went on a date with Gasquet. She gave him her phone number and he called her. My question is this: I am planning on going to TMS Miami. Should I give my phone number to Evgeny Korolev?

psichogaucho
02-11-2008, 08:00 PM
You said confusion in your epitaph; what should my epitaph be?

here lies a woman who wanted to date Evgeny Korolev

Also, I don't know if you have heard of the girl on GM who told a story that she went on a date with Gasquet. She gave him her phone number and he called her. My question is this: I am planning on going to TMS Miami. Should I give my phone number to Evgeny Korolev?

of course you should. good luck
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~*BGT*~
02-11-2008, 08:08 PM
^^^ :lol: Thanks for the advice. :yeah:

freesbee
02-11-2008, 09:03 PM
Will my two favourite players win a match in Rotterdam?

psichogaucho
02-11-2008, 09:10 PM
Will my two favourite players win a match in Rotterdam?

yes, unless they play each other in the first round
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Zirconek
02-11-2008, 09:41 PM
You gave up of the rules of this thread because people simply ignored it or because rules are made to be broken? Or maybe another reason?

psichogaucho
02-12-2008, 03:31 AM
You gave up of the rules of this thread because people simply ignored it or because rules are made to be broken? Or maybe another reason?

I like to act God in my own universe
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~*BGT*~
03-01-2008, 12:56 AM
Who gave Ancic mono?

Why are Ljubicic and Davydenko bald even though they are so young?

It looks like the hairlines of Roddick and Gasquet are starting to recede even though they are only 25 and 21. How old will they be when they look like Ljubicic?

psichogaucho
03-01-2008, 04:29 AM
Who gave Ancic mono?

Ljubicic

Why are Ljubicic and Davydenko bald even though they are so young?

Ljubicic, due to the mono, Davydenko lost a bet

It looks like the hairlines of Roddick and Gasquet are starting to recede even though they are only 25 and 21. How old will they be when they look like Ljubicic?

28 and 34
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diego36arg
03-01-2008, 03:48 PM
Yes

psichogaucho
03-01-2008, 06:32 PM
Yes

Jon Anderson, Steve Howe, Chris Squire, Rick Wakeman and Bill Brufford
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cobalt60
03-01-2008, 06:35 PM
Jon Anderson, Steve Howe, Chris Squire, Rick Wakeman and Bill Brufford
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Aren't they the original band members?

psichogaucho
03-01-2008, 06:46 PM
Aren't they the original band members?

no, they are not, but in my humble opinion they recorded the best stuff. but what the hell I know, I like Kate Nash
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cobalt60
03-01-2008, 06:48 PM
Guess what? I agree with you about YES;)
Are you mad that I don't like your taste in female singers? :p

psichogaucho
03-01-2008, 06:52 PM
Guess what? I agree with you about YES;)
Are you mad that I don't like your taste in female singers? :p

of course not
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cobalt60
03-01-2008, 06:53 PM
How have you been?

psichogaucho
03-01-2008, 06:55 PM
How have you been?

so so. if you want further details, I can write a PM
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cobalt60
03-01-2008, 06:58 PM
:awww: :hug: Of course I would love to hear from you. Please feel free?;)

Carlita
03-01-2008, 07:27 PM
Who will win Dutch Idols tonight, Nikki or Nathalie?

psichogaucho
03-01-2008, 07:31 PM
Who will win Dutch Idols tonight, Nikki or Nathalie?

Nikki :hearts:
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Carlita
03-01-2008, 09:13 PM
:eek: you were right! :rolls:

how is that possible? :lol:

psichogaucho
03-01-2008, 09:15 PM
:eek: you were right! :rolls:

how is that possible? :lol:

I know the answer
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~*BGT*~
03-05-2008, 04:19 AM
Why did my cat bite my aunt on her nipple?

Did you laugh just as hard as I did when you read that? :lol:

I'm going to a comedy show on Friday. Will it be funny?

I'm tired of studying for my biology and music exams this week. How much more studying should I do?

Is Spadea really a 'giant killa'?

How can I make some extra money this month (legally)?

Enjoy Incubus
03-05-2008, 09:03 AM
I got a good one I think. If you really have the answer for this one :p
When's Fed losing the 1st place of ranks? :devil:

psichogaucho
03-05-2008, 09:08 PM
Why did my cat bite my aunt on her nipple?

your cat hates your aunt

Did you laugh just as hard as I did when you read that? :lol:

not really

I'm going to a comedy show on Friday. Will it be funny?

considering you laughed about a cat biting an aunt's nipple, yes, you'll find it funny

I'm tired of studying for my biology and music exams this week. How much more studying should I do?

you must study untill you don't have any doubt

Is Spadea really a 'giant killa'?

not really

How can I make some extra money this month (legally)?

part time job
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psichogaucho
03-05-2008, 09:09 PM
I got a good one I think. If you really have the answer for this one :p
When's Fed losing the 1st place of ranks? :devil:

one of these days
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freesbee
03-05-2008, 09:27 PM
I know the answer
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Santi is always right :worship:

How is Lola?

theMEESH
03-06-2008, 02:46 AM
Isn't it awesome that I met Far East Movement last weekend?

Do you think they'll get on a major record label, and become superduper famous?

Why did God decide to give me HELLA bad eyesight?

Why did the Bay Area (Nor Cal) make up the word HELLA?

Should I buy the 80 gig or 160 gig iPod?

Are you as glad as I am that I got my MacBook Pro back?

And most importantly:

What should my first avatar be?

Carlita
03-09-2008, 11:15 PM
When will I get to go to Argentina?

psichogaucho
03-10-2008, 12:05 AM
Santi is always right :worship:

How is Lola?

Lola is okay
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psichogaucho
03-10-2008, 12:10 AM
Isn't it awesome that I met Far East Movement last weekend?

totally awesome

Do you think they'll get on a major record label, and become superduper famous?

I hope not: a major label would suck its soul

Why did God decide to give me HELLA bad eyesight?

a curse

Why did the Bay Area (Nor Cal) make up the word HELLA?

people in the Bay Area are incredibly creative

Should I buy the 80 gig or 160 gig iPod?

160 gig

Are you as glad as I am that I got my MacBook Pro back?

that new made my month

And most importantly:

What should my first avatar be?

Danger Mouse
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psichogaucho
03-10-2008, 12:12 AM
When will I get to go to Argentina?

August 2008. you're formally invited to my birthday party
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Lee
03-10-2008, 12:23 AM
When will my favorite gaucho feels like posting again? :awww:

psichogaucho
03-10-2008, 12:24 AM
When will my favorite gaucho feels like posting again? :awww:

sooner or later I'll bounce back
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Zirconek
03-19-2008, 03:16 PM
what?
why?
when?
how?
should I?
will them?

psichogaucho
03-19-2008, 03:44 PM
what?

yes, I was drunk

why?

well, I drank a lot

when?

March 17th

how?

with a glass, of course

should I?

no, you shouldn't

will them?

yes
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Zirconek
03-19-2008, 04:11 PM
What was the reason of the big fire in Chicago? Mame? Mrs.O'Leary's cow?

and the earthquake in San Francisco? Mother Nature? Mame again?

There really never was a woman like Gilda (Rita Hayworth)?

Why did she went to Buenos Aires and not São Paulo? :(

theMEESH
03-20-2008, 05:29 AM
why are macs so awesome?

psichogaucho
03-20-2008, 11:04 PM
What was the reason of the big fire in Chicago? Mame? Mrs.O'Leary's cow?

a group of argentinian emigrants did an "asado" and it went out of control

and the earthquake in San Francisco? Mother Nature? Mame again?

a group of italian emigrants danced a wild "tarantella"

There really never was a woman like Gilda (Rita Hayworth)?:(

she really exists, Harrison Ford slapped her every week

Why did she went to Buenos Aires and not São Paulo?

she, as every reasonable woman, hated SPFC
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psichogaucho
03-20-2008, 11:06 PM
why are macs so awesome?

Burger King is better
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~*BGT*~
03-27-2008, 09:17 PM
Why is Andy Roddick playing doubles with Jurgen Melzer in Miami this week instead of Blake, Fish, or Ginepri?

Who will win the 1st round match of Gasquet/Tsonga and Melzer/Roddick?

Why don't you post in GM more often? :awww:

How did you come up with this thread?

I have an Anthropology exam on Tuesday and a Biology exam on Thursday. I barely passed the last Anthro exam and almost got a perfect on the last Bio exam. Which exam should I prepare more for and which should I focus on more?

psichogaucho
03-30-2008, 07:42 AM
Why is Andy Roddick playing doubles with Jurgen Melzer in Miami this week instead of Blake, Fish, or Ginepri?

Jurgen asked gently.

Who will win the 1st round match of Gasquet/Tsonga and Melzer/Roddick?

No prophecies.

Why don't you post in GM more often? :awww:

My psychologist doesn't allow me.

How did you come up with this thread?

I have a gift, and if you don't share your gift, you're selfish.

I have an Anthropology exam on Tuesday and a Biology exam on Thursday. I barely passed the last Anthro exam and almost got a perfect on the last Bio exam. Which exam should I prepare more for and which should I focus on more?

Biology.
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Tennis-Engineer
04-01-2008, 10:46 PM
Will Ancelotti leave Milan at the end of season ?

psichogaucho
04-14-2008, 12:51 AM
Will Ancelotti leave Milan at the end of season ?

yes, and Frank Rijkaard will be the next coach of AC Milan
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Sean.J.S.
04-14-2008, 11:46 AM
When and where will Jelena Dokic's next tournament be?

psichogaucho
04-15-2008, 02:44 AM
When and where will Jelena Dokic's next tournament be?

a wet t-shirt contest in Reno, coming August.
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
04-18-2008, 01:29 PM
pls telepathy required. I know you can.

I would like to know if :secret: because it's :angel: and then :p and when :o so please tell me frankly :cool: Thank you :hug:

Psichogauchovna
04-18-2008, 02:33 PM
When will señor psichogaucho visit tamara psichogauchovna? :angel:

psichogaucho
04-19-2008, 06:33 AM
pls telepathy required. I know you can.

I would like to know if :secret: because it's :angel: and then :p and when :o so please tell me frankly :cool: Thank you :hug:

There's nothing to :o with :secret: ;)
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psichogaucho
04-19-2008, 06:34 AM
When will señor psichogaucho visit tamara psichogauchovna? :angel:

March, or maybe April 2009
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TNX1.0E6TOPCA
04-19-2008, 11:41 AM
There's nothing to :o with :secret: ;)
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oh really :p pheww :cool: thank you, thank you H&K :hug: :kiss:

Zirconek
04-22-2008, 06:57 PM
what's rotten in the state of Denmark?

psichogaucho
04-23-2008, 09:25 AM
what's rotten in the state of Denmark?

Hamlet's dad corpse.
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theMEESH
04-23-2008, 07:18 PM
why won't they come out with myspace im for Mac?

psichogaucho
04-23-2008, 11:54 PM
why won't they come out with myspace im for Mac?

Try McSpace.
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Federerhingis
04-23-2008, 11:56 PM
me ire a casar? Tendre hijos? :unsure: (ilustreme por favor) :angel:

psichogaucho
04-24-2008, 12:06 AM
me ire a casar? Tendre hijos? :unsure: (ilustreme por favor) :angel:

si, un niño (Rogelio) y una niña (Martina)
siguiente

Federerhingis
04-24-2008, 12:13 AM
si, un niño (Rogelio) y una niña (Martina)
siguiente


Uy gracias señor, por fin sere millonario. :o Ya veo tengo que empezar a practicar el cuchi cuchi. :lol: :devil:

theMEESH
04-26-2008, 06:15 AM
when am i going to stop being sick?

Ivanatis
04-26-2008, 01:16 PM
Who killed the Dead Sea?

psichogaucho
04-26-2008, 08:16 PM
Who killed the Dead Sea?

The Black Sea
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theMEESH
04-27-2008, 10:56 PM
why is the sky blue?

wenty
04-28-2008, 09:31 AM
Who the hell invented maths?

TNX1.0E6TOPCA
04-28-2008, 01:02 PM
me again http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/mypixforum/scourt2.gif please psichogaucho dear... I sent a box of chocolates to my fave :hug: -see siggie- and I would like to be sure that the person who took delivery of it and signed the DHL document... won't eat them :o Can you tell me ? Thanks hun love ya xoxoxo.

psichogaucho
04-28-2008, 06:52 PM
why is the sky blue?

The sky is blue because you're sick.
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psichogaucho
04-28-2008, 06:54 PM
Who the hell invented maths?

Blame on Pithagoras
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psichogaucho
04-28-2008, 06:59 PM
me again http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/mypixforum/scourt2.gif please psichogaucho dear... I sent a box of chocolates to my fave :hug: -see siggie- and I would like to be sure that the person who took delivery of it and signed the DHL document... won't eat them :o Can you tell me ? Thanks hun love ya xoxoxo.

Tomas will enjoy the chocolate.
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Psichogauchovna
04-29-2008, 08:26 AM
tell me Master, when i will finally have my damn holidays? :sobbing:

psichogaucho
05-02-2008, 04:10 AM
tell me Master, when i will finally have my damn holidays? :sobbing:

It's just a matter of time, be patient.
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Cashif
05-02-2008, 05:49 PM
WHy does the earth revolve around the sun and not the other way around?

theMEESH
05-02-2008, 07:24 PM
why is peanut butter and jelly only good on white bread?

psichogaucho
05-03-2008, 05:43 AM
WHy does the earth revolve around the sun and not the other way around?

That's the way Copernicus liked.
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psichogaucho
05-03-2008, 05:51 AM
why is peanut butter and jelly only good on white bread?

Because black bread it's kinda sweet.
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Yves.
05-03-2008, 06:09 AM
Why is Nadal such a arrogant jerk?

Ivanatis
05-03-2008, 09:32 AM
What will the Atlanta Hawks have to do in order to win road game 7 in Boston?

psichogaucho
05-04-2008, 07:06 AM
Why is Nadal such a arrogant jerk?

It is not arrogance, it's excellence.
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psichogaucho
05-04-2008, 07:09 AM
What will the Atlanta Hawks have to do in order to win road game 7 in Boston?

To pray.
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RagingLamb
05-04-2008, 07:18 AM
which taste better, cucumbers or pickles?

psichogaucho
05-04-2008, 07:21 AM
which taste better, cucumbers or pickles?

Cucumbers.
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Sean.J.S.
05-04-2008, 08:05 AM
Should I go to school tomorrow?

psichogaucho
05-04-2008, 08:19 AM
Should I go to school tomorrow?

Of course.
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Yves.
05-04-2008, 08:37 AM
It is not arrogance, it's excellence.
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Nadal's both.

Nathaliia
05-04-2008, 08:49 AM
Of course.
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:lol:

Is that you in that avatar?

Ivanatis
05-04-2008, 09:17 AM
To pray.
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How about kidnapping Garnett until Monday morning? Just in order to be on the safe side if praying alone is maybe not enough?

Psichogauchovna
05-04-2008, 12:52 PM
why being in Moscow sucks? :awww:

Ivanatis
05-04-2008, 11:02 PM
Who is this?

why being in Moscow sucks? :awww:

Your sister? Girlfriend? Soulmate?

psichogaucho
05-05-2008, 12:03 AM
:lol:

Is that you in that avatar?

Yes, slightly drunk.
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psichogaucho
05-05-2008, 12:05 AM
How about kidnapping Garnett until Monday morning? Just in order to be on the safe side if praying alone is maybe not enough?

You can kiddnapp KG, but there's still Ray "Jesus" Allen and Paul Pierce.
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psichogaucho
05-05-2008, 12:06 AM
why being in Moscow sucks? :awww:

Maybe the weather.
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psichogaucho
05-05-2008, 12:07 AM
Who is this?



Your sister? Girlfriend? Soulmate?

Hardcore fan of mine.
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bad gambler
05-05-2008, 01:53 AM
Will Manu Ginobli and the Spurs win game 2 against the Hornets tomorrow?

Psichogauchovna
05-05-2008, 10:37 AM
Who is this?



Your sister? Girlfriend? Soulmate?

:rolls:

Psichogauchovna
05-05-2008, 10:37 AM
Hardcore fan of mine.
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yeah right :p

psichogaucho
05-05-2008, 11:03 PM
Will Manu Ginobli and the Spurs win game 2 against the Hornets tomorrow?

I hope so
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Federerhingis
05-05-2008, 11:05 PM
When will humans be wiped out?

theMEESH
05-06-2008, 01:52 AM
why do some people have webbed feet?

psichogaucho
05-08-2008, 03:32 AM
When will humans be wiped out?

According to the Mayas, in 2012...December 2012.
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psichogaucho
05-08-2008, 03:34 AM
why do some people have webbed feet?

They come from Atlantis.
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Ivanatis
05-09-2008, 05:13 PM
How to win the heart of an Italian girl?

Ivanatis
05-09-2008, 05:14 PM
AND:

Who will win the NBA Playoffs?

Nikki♥
05-09-2008, 05:22 PM
How is Mr.-Know-It-All doing?

psichogaucho
05-10-2008, 04:54 AM
How to win the heart of an Italian girl?

Basically, the heart of an italian girl is the same of any girl. Just add olive oil.
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psichogaucho
05-10-2008, 04:55 AM
AND:

Who will win the NBA Playoffs?

Boston Celtics. McHale is on fire.
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psichogaucho
05-10-2008, 04:56 AM
How is Mr.-Know-It-All doing?

I'm a little bit sad.
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Nikki♥
05-10-2008, 05:39 AM
I'm a little bit sad.
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That's not what I wanted to hear.

merce
05-12-2008, 07:24 PM
why don't i good rep ppl like i used to no more?

psichogaucho
05-23-2008, 10:51 PM
why don't i good rep ppl like i used to no more?

People's posts aren't that good lately
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Zirconek
05-23-2008, 11:09 PM
can a Devo girls have babies of humans? And can human girls have babies of Devo boys?

Knightmace
05-23-2008, 11:50 PM
Are you cool?

psichogaucho
05-24-2008, 05:31 AM
can a Devo girls have babies of humans? And can human girls have babies of Devo boys?

Of course they can, they call the babies Devgirls and Devboys.
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psichogaucho
05-24-2008, 05:36 AM
Are you cool?

I'm totally hot
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Kristen
05-24-2008, 05:47 AM
Why is it that all the bass players in my favourite Aussie bands [4], are vegans or vegetarians? Maybe it's a coincidence, or a conspiracy for my kind to slowly take over the music world.

psichogaucho
05-25-2008, 06:43 AM
Why is it that all the bass players in my favourite Aussie bands [4], are vegans or vegetarians? Maybe it's a coincidence, or a conspiracy for my kind to slowly take over the music world.

Bass players are vegetarians/vegans (i.e. Paul Mc Cartney, Chris Squire, usw)
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Kristen
05-25-2008, 02:27 PM
Oh, a prerequisite! I never knew. Thank you for enlightening me :hatoff:

merce
05-27-2008, 10:54 AM
People's posts aren't that good lately
nextbut why is that? :awww:

psichogaucho
05-27-2008, 06:12 PM
but why is that? :awww:

People cannot be brilliant every single they of their lives...except me, naturally.
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Tennis-Engineer
05-27-2008, 06:21 PM
Why is Seppi so stupid?

Via Pax
05-27-2008, 07:00 PM
What's the answer I want to hear from you?

Lee
05-27-2008, 07:40 PM
Why MTF is hot (fast) and cold (slow) lately?

psichogaucho
05-28-2008, 12:51 AM
Why is Seppi so stupid?

A childhood trauma.
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psichogaucho
05-28-2008, 12:52 AM
What's the answer I want to hear from you?

"Yes I do"
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psichogaucho
05-28-2008, 12:58 AM
Why MTF is hot (fast) and cold (slow) lately?

It's just another consequence of the global warming.
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Burrow
05-28-2008, 01:05 AM
You are 38 years old, don't you think you are getting old?

psichogaucho
05-28-2008, 01:15 AM
You are 38 years old, don't you think you are getting old?

The wind is old, but it still blows.
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Burrow
05-28-2008, 03:29 PM
Bicep or tricep?

psichogaucho
05-28-2008, 04:33 PM
Bicep or tricep?

Triceps.
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psichogaucho
05-28-2008, 05:02 PM
¿Por qué yo no entiendo nada? :confused: :sad:

No prestás toda la atención que debieras.
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Louche
06-07-2008, 01:55 AM
I read today that there was a time of "nothing" before the Big Bang.

What exploded if there was nothing?

djoky
06-13-2008, 08:34 AM
Why Im I so god damn good looking!

zethand
06-21-2008, 02:07 PM
Hi, I need your wisdom.

There is a "subject" around this forums who says he is a reporter and keep insulting me with reputation messages. I want to insult him back, but I think I will put myself at his level, imagine, he is a Djokovic fan. So you can imagine the kind of level I am talking about. What should I do?

Ivanatis
06-21-2008, 02:15 PM
AND:

Who will win the NBA Playoffs?

Boston Celtics. McHale is on fire.
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:worship::worship::worship:

psichogaucho
06-22-2008, 06:44 AM
I read today that there was a time of "nothing" before the Big Bang.

What exploded if there was nothing?

A fat old lady ate a big saucerfull of sauerkraut.
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psichogaucho
06-22-2008, 06:48 AM
Why Im I so god damn good looking!

Your parents are so God damn good looking.
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psichogaucho
06-22-2008, 06:51 AM
Hi, I need your wisdom.

There is a "subject" around this forums who says he is a reporter and keep insulting me with reputation messages. I want to insult him back, but I think I will put myself at his level, imagine, he is a Djokovic fan. So you can imagine the kind of level I am talking about. What should I do?

Forgive but don't forget.
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cobalt60
06-22-2008, 10:55 PM
Do you have any idea how much I like you?

psichogaucho
06-23-2008, 11:24 PM
Do you have any idea how much I like you?

Yes I have.
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Lee
06-24-2008, 01:03 PM
Do you have any idea how much I miss you?

psichogaucho
06-24-2008, 05:53 PM
Do you have any idea how much I miss you?

Yes I have.
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merce
06-24-2008, 06:10 PM
how are you?

psichogaucho
06-24-2008, 06:27 PM
how are you?

I feel like crap.
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Accidie
06-24-2008, 07:11 PM
What do you do when you feel like crap and how did my little squares get red?

psichogaucho
06-25-2008, 12:36 AM
What do you do when you feel like crap and how did my little squares get red?

I usually hide behind my books and my music. And people is badreping you, that's the reason of the colour of the little squares.
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Psichogauchovna
06-26-2008, 12:41 PM
should ppl forgive unfaithfulness?

psichogaucho
06-26-2008, 11:10 PM
should ppl forgive unfaithfulness?

It depends on who's the unfaithful.
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Psichogauchovna
06-27-2008, 07:45 AM
man :p

psichogaucho
06-27-2008, 05:26 PM
(I did not say anything about gender, darling)

psichogaucho
06-27-2008, 07:21 PM
:worship::worship::worship:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4621268&postcount=53022

(modestly...check the date of the post)

Psichogauchovna
06-27-2008, 11:58 PM
should i change my username back? Should i move to Paris?why im attrackted to elder men?

djoky
06-28-2008, 06:04 AM
Do you remember the first question I asked you.

psichogaucho
06-28-2008, 07:50 AM
should i change my username back? Should i move to Paris?why im attrackted to elder men?

1) Yes. Your next username would be "Mademoiselle Psichogauchova" or meybe "X-Pronx"
2) Mais oui.
3) We oldies rule
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psichogaucho
06-28-2008, 07:51 AM
Do you remember the first question I asked you.

Of course I do, even I remember the answer...does your baby look like you or like the father?
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djoky
06-28-2008, 03:02 PM
You sooooooooooooooooo went through my post history :lol:


He looks like me. So god damn good looking!

BigJohn
07-01-2008, 11:28 PM
Aftermath of a terrible break up of a meaningful relationship... Still hurts a little bit. How long is too long? Is it time to move on?

psichogaucho
07-02-2008, 12:15 AM
Aftermath of a terrible break up of a meaningful relationship... Still hurts a little bit. How long is too long?

A lifelong couldn't be enough.

Is it time to move on?

Yes, it's time to move on, but remember what the poet once wrote:
"I shelved my broken heart, I put you from my mind,
I got up from my knees, I picked up all my pieces,
but seeing you again puts shakes into my soul.
Just when I think I'm finally over you,
don't come and show me that's not true."
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arm
07-04-2008, 04:51 PM
Should I forgive when the person has been making the same mistake over and over?

psichogaucho
07-07-2008, 12:11 AM
Should I forgive when the person has been making the same mistake over and over?

Yes, you must take her/his and and show her/him the right way.
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arm
07-07-2008, 12:17 AM
Thanks. :hug:

Psichogauchovna
07-07-2008, 12:03 PM
do u need a :hug:?

psichogaucho
07-07-2008, 07:03 PM
do u need a :hug:?

Right now I need some affection, yes.
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Psichogauchovna
07-08-2008, 07:20 AM
how not to make the same mistakes again? :o

psichogaucho
07-09-2008, 05:51 AM
how not to make the same mistakes again? :o

Just remember your old mistakes and do new ones.
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theMEESH
07-09-2008, 06:06 AM
Why is it when women are close to each other (like friends) or live in the same house, they get their menstrual cycle?

psichogaucho
07-09-2008, 06:15 AM
Why is it when women are close to each other (like friends) or live in the same house, they get their menstrual cycle?

It's just the influence of the moon. Our satellite controlles the tides and the women's cycles and our sex life. Silly stone.
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Psichogauchovna
07-09-2008, 08:19 AM
thanks dear :hug:

theMEESH
08-08-2008, 11:46 PM
Do you think my sister will drop out of art school?

psichogaucho
08-09-2008, 07:30 AM
Do you think my sister will drop out of art school?

She should not. Mc Donald's needs good employees.
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merce
08-15-2008, 08:50 AM
a very easy one

when's your birthday? :angel:

psichogaucho
08-15-2008, 10:21 PM
a very easy one

when's your birthday? :angel:

August 20th.
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Zirconek
08-15-2008, 10:23 PM
Aftas ardem, hemorróidas idem?

psichogaucho
08-16-2008, 06:08 AM
Aftas ardem, hemorróidas idem?

Yes, Javier Bardem has haemorroids.
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Accidie
09-19-2008, 12:24 PM
Should I worry about that particle accelerator on the French/Swiss border, or should I be more concerned with cutting down on my Diet Coke?

psichogaucho
09-19-2008, 09:59 PM
Should I worry about that particle accelerator on the French/Swiss border, or should I be more concerned with cutting down on my Diet Coke?

The particle accelerator has the answers of all the questions -like me. Even how to cut fown with Diet Coke. So wait for the results of the silly experiment.
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Accidie
09-20-2008, 03:39 PM
I have a degree in Art, was fired from McDonald's for poor attitude and not enough salt in the fries.

The atom smasher is broken for 2 months, so I have to return to the MTF oracle.

What next, Taxidermy or Tax Attorney?

BigJohn
09-20-2008, 11:51 PM
My question is about a person I know that has Jekyll and Hyde personalities. When in Jekyll persona, he's as sweet as pie, but the Hyde persona is really quite bitchy and is mean just to be bitchy and mean over the silliest and meaningless things. I've cut off contacts.

Even if the ratio is 95% Jekyll and 5% Hyde, was that the right thing to do?

psichogaucho
09-21-2008, 06:58 AM
I have a degree in Art, was fired from McDonald's for poor attitude and not enough salt in the fries.

The atom smasher is broken for 2 months, so I have to return to the MTF oracle.

What next, Taxidermy or Tax Attorney?

Tax Attorney. At least you can talk with your clients.
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psichogaucho
09-21-2008, 07:00 AM
My question is about a person I know that has Jekyll and Hyde personalities. When in Jekyll persona, he's as sweet as pie, but the Hyde persona is really quite bitchy and is mean just to be bitchy and mean over the silliest and meaningless things. I've cut off contacts.

Even if the ratio is 95% Jekyll and 5% Hyde, was that the right thing to do?

Go for the 95%, my friend.
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Naranoc
09-22-2008, 10:20 PM
How often should I stop to make notes when I'm reading a book?
Should I fold the corners over or invest in a bookmark?
What's better - spending £2 on a book and being able to scribble on it, or borrowing it from the library and having to keep it clean?

How are you Santi? :wavey: :hug:

psichogaucho
09-22-2008, 11:17 PM
How often should I stop to make notes when I'm reading a book?

Any time you found something interesting.

Should I fold the corners over or invest in a bookmark?

Invest in a bookmark.

What's better - spending £2 on a book and being able to scribble on it, or borrowing it from the library and having to keep it clean?

Spend the pounds strling.

How are you Santi? :wavey: :hug:

I'm quite good. Played a tennis match and, for a while, a former WTA top ten was watching me.
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Accidie
09-22-2008, 11:31 PM
Was it Hingis? Please be careful.

psichogaucho
09-22-2008, 11:41 PM
Was it Hingis? Please be careful.

It was not Martina, don't worry.
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psichogaucho
09-23-2008, 02:16 AM
(Edit: Bettina Fulco's higher ranking was #23...our local newspaper is useless, even to wrap egss...)

Psichogauchovna
09-25-2008, 12:41 PM
Do you think i should start seeing women? men are :silly:

psichogaucho
09-25-2008, 10:23 PM
Do you think i should start seeing women? men are :silly:

No. There must be a smart man somewhere. Be patient.
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theMEESH
09-27-2008, 04:06 AM
Should I buy another pair of sunglasses?

psichogaucho
09-27-2008, 05:56 AM
Should I buy another pair of sunglasses?

If "another" doesn't mean the pair number sixteen, yes, you should.
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theMEESH
09-27-2008, 05:58 AM
Doh! :banghead: Why am I addicted to sunglasses?

psichogaucho
09-27-2008, 06:00 AM
Doh! :banghead: Why am I addicted to sunglasses?

You want to be Elton John.
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Accidie
09-27-2008, 08:21 PM
Despite my many flaws, I wouldn't want to be anyone other than myself. Is that true of most people?

Alternate question, when one gets a prescription for bifocals, is it time to stop shopping in the young men's clothing section?

theMEESH
09-28-2008, 04:57 AM
Why is no one ever online when I'm bored?

psichogaucho
09-28-2008, 09:42 PM
Despite my many flaws, I wouldn't want to be anyone other than myself. Is that true of most people?

When I was young I wanted to be Leopoldo Luque. When I grew up I wanted to be Irish.

Alternate question, when one gets a prescription for bifocals, is it time to stop shopping in the young men's clothing section?

Yes. And to start extreme games, like bocce ball.
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psichogaucho
09-28-2008, 09:43 PM
Why is no one ever online when I'm bored?

You're bored too early in the morning.
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Carlita
09-28-2008, 09:46 PM
Any news on Guille's baby brother? (saw him playing in Amersfoort 2 years ago and thought he was pretty good!)

psichogaucho
09-29-2008, 01:08 AM
Any news on Guille's baby brother? (saw him playing in Amersfoort 2 years ago and thought he was pretty good!)

Guille said everybody wants to defeat Federico Coria just because he's Guille's little brother.
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Lee
09-29-2008, 02:47 PM
What's the reason for your avy?

psichogaucho
09-29-2008, 10:00 PM
What's the reason for your avy?

I love Count Duckula's Nanny.
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Zirconek
09-29-2008, 10:54 PM
which "extra stuff" should I take with me to the top of Aconcagua? (I mean, not related to climbing/trekking itself)

psichogaucho
09-29-2008, 11:00 PM
which "extra stuff" should I take with me to the top of Aconcagua? (I mean, not related to climbing/trekking itself)

A big heart. Otto Meiling said "you climb the mountains with your heert, not with your foot.
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Zirconek
09-29-2008, 11:06 PM
why do you love Count Duckula's nanny?

psichogaucho
09-29-2008, 11:09 PM
why do you love Count Duckula's nanny?

She reminds me my mum.
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Accidie
09-30-2008, 01:50 AM
http://titaniumwhite.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/abstract-painting-by-ad-reinhardt.jpg

Ad Reinhardt, Abstract painting Number 5

Does this painting speak to you?

psichogaucho
09-30-2008, 01:53 AM
http://titaniumwhite.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/abstract-painting-by-ad-reinhardt.jpg

Ad Reinhardt, Abstract painting Number 5

Does this painting speak to you?

Yes it does. It says, or better, asks "Is this art? No? Why not?"
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Accidie
10-01-2008, 10:28 PM
Does Coca-Cola really remove rust from metal?

psichogaucho
10-01-2008, 11:03 PM
Does Coca-Cola really remove rust from metal?

Oh yes, and it's also good to remove stickers.
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theMEESH
10-01-2008, 11:35 PM
Do nudist women wear clothes when they are on their period?

theMEESH
10-02-2008, 12:28 AM
I can't rep you right now psichogaucho...but yeah... its pretty gross. :lol:

psichogaucho
10-02-2008, 12:53 AM
Do nudist women wear clothes when they are on their period?

No they don't. Even the string of the tampon is very very short.
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Enjoy Incubus
10-09-2008, 11:26 PM
Is this love?

theMEESH
10-10-2008, 01:15 AM
Why don't guys think I'm attractive?

10K Futures Qualifier
10-10-2008, 01:54 AM
I think you are, even though I have never seen you.

psichogaucho
10-10-2008, 04:19 AM
Is this love?

Yes, and you are feeling it.
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