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The Andy Roddick Drinking Game

tangerine_dream
01-22-2004, 10:01 PM
I mentioned on the AO thread that I was going to start drinking shots of goldschlager whenever someone showed up on court wearing red (just a little joke because *everyone* is wearing red at this slam for some reason :lol: )

So I thought it might be funny if we started our own little AR drinking game! I've posted some ideas for each shot to start with and we can just keep adding on to it as the year progresses. And it doesn't have to be a shot of goldschlager, that's just MY choice! You can drink whatever you want. :lol: And seeing as how Andy has so many tics and tricks, this ought to be an easy game to drink up to. ;)

Cheers! :drink:

The Andy Roddick Drinking Game

Drink one shot whenever Andy:

1) throws his racket
2) hits an ace
3) wears the same outfit three days in a row
4) sticks his tongue out
5) every time the camera shows Brad Gilbert
6) wipes his face off on his shirt
7) pumps his fist
8) nets a backhand
9) breaks his opponent’s serve
10) has to retoss a ball for serve

Drink two shots if Andy:

1) breaks his racket
2) is not wearing a trucker hat
3) yells at the chair umpire
4) dives for a ball
5) is given a warning from the umpire
6) curses at himself or someone else
7) does the splits
8) double-faults
9) loses serve
10) beats Hewitt

Drink three shots if:

1) Pat Mac actually says something critical about Andy’s playing
2) none of the commentators can get through a Roddick match without mentioning Andre Agassi or Pete Sampras
3) Andy falls and/or hurts himself (cramps, twisted ankle, pulled muscle, etc)
4) the opponent retires
5) Andy hits himself with his racket
6) a clean shot by Andy is called out by a linesman/umpire
7) Andy is bageled
8) Andy has an emotional meltdown on court
9) he breaks his 149 mph serve record
10) Mardy Fish beats him

Deboogle!.
01-22-2004, 10:02 PM
uh...... one shot per ace???????

That would've been 20 shots just from aces the other night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MisterQ
01-22-2004, 10:03 PM
YES!!!!

Can I bring my funnel? :lol:

Deboogle!.
01-22-2004, 10:03 PM
but otherwise it looks great :) If I had someone to do it with me I'd be there lol

MisterQ
01-22-2004, 10:04 PM
uh...... one shot per ace???????

That would've been 20 shots just from aces the other night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, maybe it should a shot for two consecutive aces... otherwise we might end up in the emergency room, a cautionary tale!

Deboogle!.
01-22-2004, 10:05 PM
lol yeah.... LOL

MisterQ
01-22-2004, 10:09 PM
Tangy, we can get you help.

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0015-0305-2118-2402_SM.jpg

Deboogle!.
01-22-2004, 10:10 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Q

Prophetic
01-22-2004, 10:13 PM
lmfao

man...we are gonna be some drunken ass people

MisterQ
01-22-2004, 10:15 PM
This will be tangy by the fifth set:

J. Corwin
01-22-2004, 10:17 PM
lmaoooo Q

And Tangy, doesn't Andy constantly stick his tongue out on like every return? That's at least 50 shots right there!

andyroxmysox12191
01-22-2004, 10:32 PM
OOOOHH YAY!!! sounds like fun! lol can i join?
wait, andy's next match is against dent tomorrow and i think i'll be at school while it starts. :hysteric: :sad:
o wait! i dont have school basketball practice so i can see it! yay! i'll miss 30 minutes if its on at 2. i better go check if i have enough juice for this since i cant drink achahol (i spelled that wrong didnt i? lol)
i wanna drink :drink:

MisterQ
01-22-2004, 10:33 PM
i better go check if i have enough juice for this since i cant drink achahol (i spelled that wrong didnt i? lol)
i wanna drink :drink:

If we had given you more notice, you could have "accidentally" made hard cider!

:lol: :drink:

Prophetic
01-22-2004, 10:54 PM
now now Q...be good

RealityRyan
01-22-2004, 11:08 PM
keep drinkin :eek:

star
01-22-2004, 11:19 PM
I mentioned on the AO thread that I was going to start drinking shots of goldschlager whenever someone showed up on court wearing red (just a little joke because *everyone* is wearing red at this slam for some reason :lol: )

So I thought it might be funny if we started our own little AR drinking game! I've posted some ideas for each shot to start with and we can just keep adding on to it as the year progresses. And it doesn't have to be a shot of goldschlager, that's just MY choice! You can drink whatever you want. :lol: And seeing as how Andy has so many tics and tricks, this ought to be an easy game to drink up to. ;)

Cheers! :drink:

The Andy Roddick Drinking Game

Drink one shot whenever Andy:

1) throws his racket
2) hits an ace
3) wears the same outfit three days in a row
4) sticks his tongue out
5) every time the camera shows Brad Gilbert
6) wipes his face off on his shirt
7) pumps his fist
8) nets a backhand
9) breaks his opponent’s serve
10) has to retoss a ball for serve

Drink two shots if Andy:

1) breaks his racket
2) is not wearing a trucker hat
3) yells at the chair umpire
4) dives for a ball
5) is given a warning from the umpire
6) curses at himself or someone else
7) does the splits
8) double-faults
9) loses serve
10) beats Hewitt

Drink three shots if:

1) Pat Mac actually says something critical about Andy’s playing
2) none of the commentators can get through a Roddick match without mentioning Andre Agassi or Pete Sampras
3) Andy falls and/or hurts himself (cramps, twisted ankle, pulled muscle, etc)
4) the opponent retires
5) Andy hits himself with his racket
6) a clean shot by Andy is called out by a linesman/umpire
7) Andy is bageled
8) Andy has an emotional meltdown on court
9) he breaks his 149 mph serve record
10) Mardy Fish beats him


:eek: :scared:

I can't do that!

Even substituting a sip of wine for a shot.......... I'd be out!

Deboogle!.
01-22-2004, 11:33 PM
LOL star you're like my mom.... alcohol makes her sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

MisterQ
01-22-2004, 11:38 PM
Star, it's like this:

shot of goldschlager
shot of black coffee
shot of goldschlager
shot of black coffee

und so weiter... ;)

star
01-22-2004, 11:39 PM
LOL star you're like my mom.... alcohol makes her sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

It doesn't make me sleep. It makes me drunk. :)

Deboogle!.
01-22-2004, 11:39 PM
ewwwwwwwww black coffee eeeeewwwwwwwww

star
01-22-2004, 11:39 PM
Star, it's like this:

shot of goldschlager
shot of black coffee
shot of goldschlager
shot of black coffee

und so weiter... ;)

I'm afraid after the third goldschlager, I'd forget the formula. :lol:

star
01-22-2004, 11:40 PM
ewwwwwwwww black coffee eeeeewwwwwwwww

I love black coffee. Expresso too.

Yum! Coffee is part of my cultural heritage. :)

MisterQ
01-22-2004, 11:40 PM
:lol: star!

MisterQ
01-22-2004, 11:42 PM
I love good coffee. It's one of the finer things in life.

Prophetic
01-22-2004, 11:44 PM
I love good coffee. It's one of the finer things in life.

amen Q. I can't live without my southern butter pecan flavored coffee

star
01-22-2004, 11:45 PM
Well, I've got to go stock up on baking stuff. See you guys a bit later in the AO thread.

Prophetic
01-22-2004, 11:47 PM
cya mommy, lmfao

Deboogle!.
01-22-2004, 11:51 PM
I love good coffee.... but with lots of milk & sugar ;)

tangerine_dream
01-23-2004, 12:37 AM
This will be tangy by the fifth set:

:haha: Very funny Q! :bowdown:

But you guys are right: a shot for every ace or tongue wag and we'd be on the floor by the second set! We'll have to change that. ;)

Or maybe we'll just switch to shots of espresso? Wheeeeee! :bounce:

Anyways, I've got my goldschlager here, ready for AO! Who's wearing red tonight? :devil:

Fumus
01-23-2004, 12:56 AM
It doesn't really seem like a game haha it just seems like an excuse to get drunk :lol: how do you win? if the other person passes out?

star
01-23-2004, 01:24 AM
It's really just an excuse for Tangy to break into the Goldschlager. ;)

tangerine_dream
01-23-2004, 01:31 AM
:rolls: Hahahha. That's right. I've had this goldschlager left over since the holidays and it's time to empty the bottle. What better way to do it than turn tennis into a drinking game? hee! :dance:

Fumus
01-23-2004, 01:37 AM
hahah goldie well atleast it isn't beast! :eek:

andyroxmysox12191
01-23-2004, 02:08 AM
i've ran into drunk people before. hehe. they're funny when they're drunk. i was with my dad after we dropped off my older brother at college up in north jersey and we decided to go to my dad's friend's liquor store since its close to us. there was this guy who came in and was drunk and my dads friend said he came in for like the 10th time since the store opened. the guy started talkin to me and my dad bout respect and god or somethin like that and i just turned my head cuz i was laughin so hard :devil:

Havok
01-23-2004, 02:19 AM
hey bunk i'm with you. i HATE black coffee, i take my coffee with milk and a SHIT LOAD of sugar. it's too bad the States don't have Tim Horton's they make THE BEST coffe. its the Canadian version of Dunkin Donuts, but like 15 times better. my coffee fix these days is the Nescafe Coffee Crisp coffe:lick:

star
01-23-2004, 02:20 AM
I don't mind cream or milk in my coffee. I like lattes. But...... ewwwwwwwwwwwww sugar!!!

MisterQ
01-23-2004, 02:22 AM
Yes drunk people are never acting as cool as they think they are, andyroxmysox! that's a good lesson for ya! ;)

another good lesson from that story is if you ever do get drunk, (like when you're 24 or something), be sure to talk about God, respect, and other important topics to every stranger you come across! :lol: :devil:

Havok
01-23-2004, 02:25 AM
you don't like sugar:eek: what the hell, sugar is the best, coffee's gotta be sweet, i don't like bitter crap

MisterQ
01-23-2004, 02:27 AM
I used to take a lot of milk and sugar, and then just sugar. But two things happened: 1) I thought about what it was doing to my teeth and 2) I drank so much coffee that I really got addicted to the coffee itself. Now I want pure hot black coffee.

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 02:30 AM
lol Naldo I'm the same way. Same with tea.

Havok
01-23-2004, 02:46 AM
me as well. and about the teeth thing, i'm not an eccesive coffee drinker anyways, i probably have like 2-3 coffee's per month, not a lot at all:o

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 02:50 AM
yea Naldo, that's 1-2 more a month than I have LOL

star
01-23-2004, 02:50 AM
you don't like sugar:eek: what the hell, sugar is the best, coffee's gotta be sweet, i don't like bitter crap

Really, what you find out if you stop drinking any sugar in coffee is that sugar makes the coffee have a more bitter taste. ... maybe bitter isn't exactly the right word, but it isn't a good mix at all. I promise you that if you drink coffee without sugar for 4 months, you won't ever want sugar in it again.

When I was little my family was really worried because I wouldn't drink coffee. They just kept putting more milk and sugar in it and I just hated it more and more. When I finally got some coffee without sugar, I loved it!!!!! :lol:

Havok
01-23-2004, 02:52 AM
nope, ive tried pure black coffee, and i wanna barf after one little sip

star
01-23-2004, 02:53 AM
You have to stick with it!

tangerine_dream
01-23-2004, 02:59 AM
I loooooooooooove Dunkin Donuts coffee! I get it every morning before I go to work. Mmmm mmmm! I get the 24 ounce cup and it lasts me all through to lunchtime! I like my coffee very light but no sugar. I've been trying to cut down on my sugar intake and at first I thought I wouldn't be able to have my coffee without sugar! But I cut it down to three packs, then two packs, then one pack, and now none. Now, I can't stand my coffee if it's too sweet!

Coffee coffee coffee! It's the little things in life that make me haaappeeee! :dance:

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 03:07 AM
LOL tangy no kidding you're from New England!! my city of 45,000 has 8 Dunkins!

Havok
01-23-2004, 03:09 AM
nah star, i can't stick with it. if i can barelyt take a sip, how do you expect me to stick with it. and also i don't drink much of it, so it doesnt matter. and you Dunkin's lover, you have NO IDEA what you're missing in Tim Horton's, i feel for you

star
01-23-2004, 03:45 AM
Yeah. I'm feeling pretty jealous about Tim Horton's. :)

I sure hope it's better than Dunkin' Donuts.

The rage here is Krispy Kreams.

I don't think I've ever had one though. Like.... I'm not so wild about commercial baking. :)

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 04:01 AM
OMG KRISPY KREMES are a creation from god. Sent from the heavens.

MisterQ
01-23-2004, 04:02 AM
will you please stop talking about coffee and donuts

god you are all out to torture me

MisterQ
01-23-2004, 04:03 AM
the amazing thing about krispy kremes is the way that they are rather ordinary at room temperature, but put them in the microwave and mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 04:15 AM
but when you go in when the HOT FRESH sign is on and get one right off the line....... omg it's heaven in a circle

SORRY Q!

Havok
01-23-2004, 12:06 PM
yup i got krispy Kreme here as well, in fact they had just opened the very first one here about 5-6 months ago. quite the shocker huh:eek: their donuts are pretty good, but i can only eat like one max two of 'em

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 01:50 PM
oh yea more than 2 KKs would be a vomit-inducing experience. but one...... YUMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

star
01-23-2004, 02:40 PM
See how quickly this thread went from alcohol to sugar?

:lol:

tangerine_dream
01-23-2004, 02:44 PM
:haha:

I love Krispy Kreme donuts too. :lick:

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 02:45 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

since when do we ever stay on topic?

Havok
01-23-2004, 05:54 PM
its the Andy Roddick eating game:banana: :lol:

star
01-23-2004, 06:01 PM
I can't be driving to SLC for doughnuts!!!

:(

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 06:02 PM
hahaha yum

star
01-23-2004, 06:07 PM
oh bunkie, bunkie, bunkie!!!

You've got to get the clip that ESPN put together about the Younes match. :)

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 06:10 PM
I GOT IT I GOT IT!

wasn't that GREAT?!?

star
01-23-2004, 06:17 PM
It really was. :)

And I knew it would make YOU happy. :lol:

star
01-23-2004, 06:21 PM
And you know who else is going to :hearts:?

NALDO

:haha:

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 06:22 PM
It did.... I'm on AIM talking to Prophetic and I was just like "omg this is so great" "what a great vid this will make for the site" lol

I like how they made it all dramatic with a score and the titles and stuff.... felt like a movie ;)

I'll make the video later after my class when I make highlights from the match

Havok
01-23-2004, 07:15 PM
*waits impatiently* stupid TSN:fiery:

star
01-23-2004, 07:35 PM
You're gonna LOVE :hearts: it, Naldo.

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 07:37 PM
yea... it was one of the best things ESPN's ever done lmfao

MisterQ
01-23-2004, 10:52 PM
OH!!! I taped the match and I just saw the piece on roddick/el aynaoui. very enjoyable! I'm glad they showed a lot of great points.

interesting choice of music --- Vivaldi and Tchaikovsky, lol!

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 11:14 PM
lol Q!! Wasn't that a nice little feature. It's the best tennis coverage I've ever seen on ESPN ;) j/k

I'm just converting the video for the site now :)

and I got some GREAT highlights from the Dent match.... Andy really hit some great shots.

Deboogle!.
01-23-2004, 11:59 PM
OK the video is up at RO in the Grand Slam Central - hit the Downloads tab at the top and ENJOY!!

Havok
01-24-2004, 12:02 AM
:kiss: bunk

Deboogle!.
01-24-2004, 12:14 AM
:hug: Naldo lol

star
01-24-2004, 01:14 AM
5-2

Poor Naldo's nerves.

J. Corwin
01-24-2004, 07:43 AM
Ahhhhh! I missed out on all the donut and coffee talk! :sad:

I agree about that Roddick/El Aynaoui bit. Very dramatic! I have it on tape. :hearts:

Havok
01-24-2004, 04:15 PM
5-2

Poor Naldo's nerves.
????:shrug:

Prophetic
01-24-2004, 04:25 PM
I agree about that Roddick/El Aynaoui bit. Very dramatic! I have it on tape. :hearts:

LMFAO!!

Even I never get the hearts!! Oh well, lucky for you I'm willing to share you with tennis

star
01-24-2004, 04:27 PM
The Venus match.

I was thinking about you.

Havok
01-24-2004, 04:35 PM
oh oh i get it now. and i got the younes.roddick match on tape as well:lick: yes its that damn good, it deserves a lick!

J. Corwin
01-24-2004, 09:20 PM
The Venus match.

I was thinking about you.

I was staring at the SB very intensely.

J. Corwin
01-24-2004, 09:21 PM
LMFAO!!

Even I never get the hearts!! Oh well, lucky for you I'm willing to share you with tennis


You don't get the hearts cuz no smilie or emoticon describes my feelings for you.

Yay..lucky me?

tangerine_dream
01-29-2004, 09:09 PM
Drink one shot:

* every time Andy says "super" in his post-match interviews ('I was super happy with my returns today!')

;)

Deboogle!.
01-29-2004, 09:30 PM
LOL Definitely. And uber. he likes uber.

tangerine_dream
01-29-2004, 09:39 PM
This is why Andy should be a New Englander, because nothing beats "wicked" when you're trying to make a point. ;)

Deboogle!.
01-29-2004, 09:42 PM
maybe he'll pick it up in Uncasville :lol:

J. Corwin
01-29-2004, 09:45 PM
Uber is cool. :devil:

star
01-30-2004, 01:15 AM
LOL Definitely. And uber. he likes uber.


What is uber?

Deboogle!.
01-30-2004, 01:26 AM
it means like "super"

tangerine_dream
01-30-2004, 01:34 AM
"suber" !

MisterQ
01-30-2004, 02:17 AM
What is uber?

Star, it's from the German prefix! über

J. Corwin
01-30-2004, 02:36 AM
German lesson from Q!

star
01-30-2004, 02:58 AM
Star, it's from the German prefix! über

How are people pronouncing it? :scratch:

:confused:

star
01-30-2004, 02:58 AM
I mean do they say ub-er

:lol:

Deboogle!.
01-30-2004, 03:01 AM
like oooooooooooooober

J. Corwin
01-30-2004, 07:03 AM
^^yup

tangerine_dream
03-25-2004, 06:32 PM
- inhale a jello shot every time Andy hits a DTL backhand winner :banana:

- another shot of greasejuice every time Andy successfully s/v after his first or second serve :dance:

Drink up! http://www.neises.com/forums/images/smilies/drinkA.gif

MisterQ
03-25-2004, 06:36 PM
Tangy this might not be a good idea. Deb hit the margaritas hard yesterday and I fear we might need to have an intervention. ;) :drink:

Fumus
03-25-2004, 06:40 PM
slush I rary runk frrrommaa the laaast tounryment stills...*colapes*

Deboogle!.
03-25-2004, 07:16 PM
lol that's the problem Q.... I had ONE! hahahahaahahaha

Fumus
03-25-2004, 07:45 PM
I just read what I wrote again and it sounds like Scooby Doo talking...haha

tangerine_dream
03-25-2004, 08:40 PM
ONE magarita and you were sloshed, bunk? :haha: You so silly. :p

Anways, we start our new drinking game on Saturday when Andy plays Beck. ;)

Deboogle!.
03-25-2004, 08:55 PM
no no no I wasn't sloshed. It gave me a headache and made me really sleepy lmao, I was in bed at 9:45!

Deboogle!.
03-25-2004, 08:56 PM
Anways, we start our new drinking game on Saturday when Andy plays Beck. ;)

That'll be tricky since the match won't be televised :fiery:

MisterQ
05-15-2004, 02:27 PM
Our drinks have dried up... :bigcry:

:drink:

Havok
05-15-2004, 02:36 PM
:sad::sad:

Deboogle!.
05-15-2004, 02:52 PM
Every time Andy loses on clay..... get REALLY wasted :p

tangerine_dream
05-16-2004, 04:34 AM
Every time Andy loses on clay..... get REALLY wasted :p

What're you trying to turn us all into alchoholics or something?
http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/beerchug.gif :drink: http://www.cellar.org/images/newsmilies/drunk.gif

J. Corwin
05-16-2004, 08:23 AM
There's only so many times a person can get wasted before...:silly:

Carito_90
05-16-2004, 01:58 PM
What're you trying to turn us all into alchoholics or something?

:haha: