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Questions for Andy that must be answered (no matter how stupid or offensive!)

tangerine_dream
05-01-2006, 06:50 PM
A variation of the GM thread, just for us ducky fans. :banana:

If you were a tennis reporter, what would you ask Andy? :scratch:

Here's a few questions I have for Andy: :devil:

- When do you plan to care more about winning slams and less about winning Davis Cup?

- You do realize that you won't be able to win your precious DC until you guys learn to love the mud and play decently on clay? How do you plan to turn everybody into a Guga-playing clay god within a few weeks?

- Your ass is almost as big as Rafa's? How do you feel about that? Ever do the hip bump with him? Do you want to?

- James or Mardy?

- Ever wonder if maybe you'd finally beat Roger is you learned to hate his ass instead of kiss it? Is that something you'd be willing to try differently at Wimbledon this year?

Deboogle!.
05-01-2006, 06:58 PM
:haha: :haha: omg :haha:

Fumus
05-01-2006, 07:24 PM
What's the deal with you and USO the last two years?

MisterQ
05-01-2006, 07:36 PM
Do you ever watch old matches (not yours, classic ones...)? Which ones are your favorites? Who are your favorites to watch?

Where's the trucker hat?

Fumus or MisterQ?

Carito_90
05-01-2006, 08:39 PM
OH MY GOD TANGY. :haha: :haha:

snaillyyy
05-01-2006, 09:31 PM
OMG Tangy!! :spit: :haha: :haha: :spit:

Deboogle!.
05-01-2006, 09:53 PM
I have a couple:

~Why do you hate the baseline so much? What has it ever done to you? :sad:
~Have you forgotten how to hit a forehand?
~~and as a corollary to that: if you watched old matches of yourself, how did you miss how you used to play?

blosson
05-01-2006, 10:12 PM
Do you keep your USO trophy in a pedestal?

am&a
05-01-2006, 10:40 PM
how do you feel about being the andy with the less entertaining vomit?

zoltan83
05-01-2006, 10:42 PM
:spit: at this thread :haha: Tangy :yeah: :haha: :rolls:

blosson
05-01-2006, 10:56 PM
Nat likes eggos, do you also like eggos?

heya
05-02-2006, 12:34 AM
How does it feel to ooze loser thoughts for no reason?

Losers go down. :yeah:

I am nothing more than another victim among other top 40 players.
I go down mentally and ignore responsibility. I listen to clueless people because they're close and comfortable with me.

If I can't beat you, I'll stop trying.
Can I join your self-congratulatory party?

My heroes are Britney Spears, charity champ Princess Diana and Marilyn Monroe.
I want to be in denial as John Kennedy Jr. was.
I don't really want to be like Lance Armstrong....

heya
05-02-2006, 12:40 AM
:retard: :o

MisterQ
05-02-2006, 12:47 AM
OMFG! :rolls:

MisterQ
05-02-2006, 12:48 AM
did I mention?: :haha: :haha: :haha:

surfpinky
05-02-2006, 12:50 AM
heya what the :sobbing: :sobbing: :spit: :spit: :sobbing: I am dead :sobbing: :haha: :haha:
Fumus or MisterQ?
:spit:
Nat likes eggos, do you also like eggos?
[:

great thread tangy :yeah:

partygirl
05-02-2006, 01:03 AM
do you know where my shoe is?

partygirl
05-02-2006, 01:06 AM
what does exhibition addiction feel like?

&


Do you ever feel foolish? (why & when?)

partygirl
05-02-2006, 01:09 AM
what's with the self deprication? do you want us to believe your dork ass or your results?

tangerine_dream
05-02-2006, 02:15 AM
omg :haha: I knew heya's genius wouldn't let us down. :sobbing: :worship:

morningglory
05-02-2006, 04:19 AM
Do stupid people like you know that they're stupid?

(Get the logic behind this one; assuming Andy doesn't lie...)
If the answer is YES, then it implies he's stupid, and knows it.
If the answer is NO, he's still stupid, and he doesn't know it.

Conclusion: Andy's stupid. :p

partygirl
05-02-2006, 04:25 AM
shave , wax orNAIR

what's your beauty regiment?...i know you have one.

what sunscreen do you use?... if you say none, i will kill you.


-as you can see im quite the journalistic mind, let me stop.http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy058.gif

williaer
05-02-2006, 04:45 AM
Could you please become best friends with Lance Armstrong, because he is way better than you and you can learn heaps from him... ;)

J. Corwin
05-02-2006, 09:47 AM
Mandy or Lauren? ;):aplot:

J. Corwin
05-02-2006, 09:49 AM
heya! :haha::haha: no words :lol:

I can't spend a daya without heya! :hearts:

fangirl
05-02-2006, 10:00 AM
Clay Court or Clay Aiken?

(Death is not an oprtion).

partygirl
05-02-2006, 10:03 AM
If I can't beat you, I'll stop trying.

dude Do you know how fucking right on that is??? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/rpg017.gif

Corinna
05-02-2006, 06:34 PM
:haha: those question and this thread do rock :cool:

tangerine_dream
05-05-2006, 05:01 PM
- Are you aware at all of how ugly you look whenever you shave your head? Do you enjoy looking unattractive?

- I've noticed that the clothes you wear oncourt often reflects your current mindset/game. Are you aware that "boring non-Wimbledon white" = "Loser"? Would you be willing to change your clothes in order to change your attitude and current losing streak?

Deboogle!.
05-05-2006, 09:08 PM
Why do you get to tournaments so late when you have no reason not to get there earlier? Why don't you realize how stupid that is?

acoffeygirl
05-05-2006, 10:30 PM
I think this thread is cathartic.

Havok
05-06-2006, 01:17 AM
Why do you SUCK at dressing yourself sometimes?:shrug:

Deboogle!.
05-06-2006, 01:21 AM
- I've noticed that the clothes you wear oncourt often reflects your current mindset/game. Are you aware that "boring non-Wimbledon white" = "Loser"? Would you be willing to change your clothes in order to change your attitude and current losing streak?well wearing bright orange earlier this year didn't help either :awww:

nisha
06-01-2006, 03:36 PM
when will You stop talking about Saturday Night Live...u were embarassing! :p

tangerine_dream
06-01-2006, 04:06 PM
Question for Luke Jensen:

Deal or no deal?

partygirl
06-01-2006, 04:49 PM
no deal.

tangerine_dream
06-02-2006, 05:02 PM
LOL. Somebody just wrote a comment on my blog asking if I were really a fan of Andy's because this particular thread I created seems rather mean-spirited.

Remarking that Andy's bum is almost as big as Rafa's isn't a hateful comment, I don't think. I like his derrierer. It's like squeezing the Charmin. :inlove: :drool:

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/wilson_d.jpg

nkhera1
06-02-2006, 06:15 PM
LOL. Somebody just wrote a comment on my blog asking if I were really a fan of Andy's because this particular thread I created seems rather mean-spirited.

Remarking that Andy's bum is almost as big as Rafa's isn't a hateful comment, I don't think. I like his derrierer. It's like squeezing the Charmin. :inlove: :drool:

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/wilson_d.jpg

Too bad he doesn't move as well as Nadal. :mad:

partygirl
06-02-2006, 06:18 PM
The Charmin booty.

does that sound wrong?

partygirl
06-02-2006, 11:10 PM
Questions for Andy that must be answered (no matter how stupid or offensive!)

Do you always bring a blonde with you to Paris?
-Is that why you never go far? (no offense blondies)

...is there an age requirement?:aplot:? -ive seen pics

there should be :p

Deboogle!.
06-03-2006, 01:33 AM
Do you always bring a blonde with you to Paris?
-Is that why you never go far? (no offense blondies)

...is there an age requirement?:aplot:? -ive seen pics

there should be :pWell i can't speak to other years but I am pretty sure he did not have a blond with him this year in Paris :p

Fee
06-03-2006, 01:49 AM
Unless Ginger is traveling with him again.

Deboogle!.
06-03-2006, 02:19 AM
Well, right :p and John is sort of blondish depending on the light:p Considering John and Ginger are married, she may be traveling with them more?

Fee
06-03-2006, 02:25 AM
Hard to say. She might be home more to keep an eye on the academy in John's absence?

williaer
06-03-2006, 03:23 AM
I think Larah is referring to this blonde:
http://www.tennisphotolibrary.com/images/watermark/10037453/tpl/beira053006-217.jpg

Deboogle!.
06-03-2006, 03:32 AM
That girl looks like Gwyneth Paltrow.... anyway, i am not sure if that is Andy's girlfriend. I am not sure if Andy has a girlfriend at this moment. And if he does, I am not sure she was in France during RG, and I am not sure if she is blond...so um yea.

And Fee, doesn't John co-own the Academy with someone else?

williaer
06-03-2006, 03:36 AM
Yeah, well it's funny that Tennis Photo Library just randomly took photos of this girl and called her Andy's girlfriend, because there have been no reports of her at all, and you'd assume that rumours would be starting about this girl.

Who were you referring to as his gf, Deb? You sounded like you know something... lol

But meh, if he has a gf - great! If not - that's great too! Whatever makes him happy

Fee
06-03-2006, 03:43 AM
If Andy had a girlfriend in the stands, wouldn't more than one source report it?

You're right Deb, I always forget that John is a partner in that academy.

williaer
06-03-2006, 03:46 AM
If Andy had a girlfriend in the stands, wouldn't more than one source report it?

My point exactly!

Deboogle!.
06-03-2006, 03:55 AM
Exactly, Fee. ESPN would've been ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL over it :lol: I remember when they showed that Lauren girl before they even knew her name...

partygirl
06-03-2006, 04:02 AM
If Andy had a girlfriend in the stands, wouldn't more than one source report it?

I suppose, yeah.


ESPN would've been ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL over it :lol: I remember when they showed that Lauren girl before they even knew her name...

especially if she were 12. :devil:

tangerine_dream
06-03-2006, 04:02 AM
I think Larah is referring to this blonde:
http://www.tennisphotolibrary.com/images/watermark/10037453/tpl/beira053006-217.jpg
She looks like the girl sitting next to Ginger in this pic someone from ar.com sent me:

partygirl
06-03-2006, 04:09 AM
oooooh so the plot deepens,
same hair...looks similar.

I said nothing about GF i just said his bringing of blondes to Paris never helps any.:lol::haha:

hopefully she has summer school.

Deboogle!.
06-03-2006, 04:10 AM
um Larah, I don't think Andy has a 12 year old girlfriend :haha: summer school? Uhm?

They dont look particularly the same to me but they're thin pretty blonds with straight highighted hair, the pics are so different it's impossible to tell if that's the same person :shrug:

partygirl
06-03-2006, 04:18 AM
He no longer eats babies, he dates them.

-i had to say it-
*shame*

Deboogle!.
06-03-2006, 04:19 AM
Uh? I am like, really missing something here.

partygirl
06-03-2006, 04:21 AM
well, I'm stupid...and she looks like a fetus so:scratch:.....let me stop.

Deboogle!.
06-03-2006, 04:30 AM
....... :scratch:.... okay.....

williaer
06-03-2006, 04:31 AM
Larah, I don't think she looks young at all!
If she makes Andy happy, then I am most certainly happy too :)

Fee
06-03-2006, 05:29 AM
well Andy's happiness has absolutely no impact on my life. He doesn't care about my happiness, so we're even.

Hard to say if one blonde is the same as the other. Again, it seems like just a random blonde in the crowd to me, and TPL has been wrong in the past. That Houston photo does make me wonder if Ginger has a sister.

Deboogle!.
06-03-2006, 05:58 AM
Hard to say if one blonde is the same as the other. They all look the same, don't they? Those damn pretty blondes:p

partygirl
06-03-2006, 06:06 AM
well Andy's happiness has absolutely no impact on my life. He doesn't care about my happiness, so we're even.

its your perspective that I love, unique & genuine:hearts:

*celebration for 3 curly haired brunette posts in a row.:aparty:

Fee
06-03-2006, 06:09 AM
They all look the same, don't they? Those damn pretty blondes:p

well, I was referring to the blurriness created by the TPL watermarks, but I will admit I was having a hard time finding unique characteristics between the two. The sunglasses don't help. :p

Brunettes ROCK!

Deboogle!.
06-03-2006, 06:12 AM
well, I was referring to the blurriness created by the TPL watermarks, but I will admit I was having a hard time finding unique characteristics between the two. The sunglasses don't help. :pWell, that too :pBrunettes ROCK!:rocker::rocker2:

partygirl
06-03-2006, 06:24 AM
If it's brown...get down.http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/rpg026.gif

Fee
06-03-2006, 06:27 AM
Here's a question for young Andrew:

Would you please lift some weights with your left arm? The freakish unevenness is really get unnerving.

williaer
06-03-2006, 07:20 AM
Are his arms unbalanced?

partygirl
06-03-2006, 07:35 AM
not as bad as Rafa but he does have what i like to call "The chicken arm"

blosson
06-03-2006, 08:38 AM
Ah ha. New blond in town! Well she's pretty. So Andy is getting some... but then how come he's losing all the time? :lol:

tennis lover
06-03-2006, 10:53 AM
Brunettes ROCK!
:sad: But blondes can rock too right? :p Especially when they're not one of the thin, pretty blondes that we all hate! ;)

Caren
06-03-2006, 06:27 PM
Yeh the Roddick Boppers have been all over this wonderful piece of news all week...Various she's pretty, she's a bitch or THAT GIRL IS ME type threads...well not exactly but you get my drift.

Hey whatever floats his boat :)

blosson
06-03-2006, 06:49 PM
Are his arms unbalanced?

Yep, arms and matching brains.

Fee
06-03-2006, 07:21 PM
Yeh the Roddick Boppers have been all over this wonderful piece of news all week...Various she's pretty, she's a bitch or THAT GIRL IS ME type threads...well not exactly but you get my drift.

Hey whatever floats his boat :)

That's really sad. Has anyone ever told them that journalists/photographers make mistakes? Remember a few years ago when Cliff Drysdale said 'there is Andy's girlfriend GINGER' during the Davis Cup tie against Spain in Houston. Now, if ESPN can get something like that wrong, TPL can be way off base too. I would bet my Honda CRV that woman is not Andy's gf.

partygirl
06-03-2006, 08:00 PM
well, with CRV on the line.

consider this GF debate settled.:)


main pump? :haha:

Carito_90
06-03-2006, 09:07 PM
Dude, how come no one asked THE question?...

Why did you and Mardy break up?

Are you dating Feds?

surfpinky
06-03-2006, 09:08 PM
caro :spit: :spit: :sobbing:

Fee
06-03-2006, 09:38 PM
Holy shit, now it makes sense. That blonde is Mardy in a wig! No wonder the sunglasses are so big.

My apologies for taking so long to figure it out, its been a long week.

blosson
06-03-2006, 10:24 PM
Looking at it properly, it's very similar to another new Mardy Fish picture...

partygirl
06-03-2006, 10:36 PM
God Damn it.
:haha::haha:


Andy and Mardy sex tape already please- :lick:

surfpinky
06-03-2006, 10:48 PM
Looking at it properly, it's very similar to another new Mardy Fish picture...
|X.

partygirl
06-04-2006, 06:39 AM
question:

why do you never wear the purple polo it would look so good on a hardcourt.
i know its black but the watermark gives an illusion to work with-
http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=90755&stc=1"Dont throw your hands up at me, it looks good."

Carito_90
06-04-2006, 04:32 PM
Looking at it properly, it's very similar to another new Mardy Fish picture...

Oh my God.

You are... wow. :haha:

partygirl
06-22-2006, 12:31 AM
Dude, what's up with this "mascot"
http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=92270&stc=1 -that website just get's more and more
s t r a n g e
that duck looks d e r a n g e d. :eek: :bolt:

Deboogle!.
06-22-2006, 12:44 AM
What the CRAP?

J. Corwin
06-22-2006, 12:51 AM
Ar.com will come out with marshmallow Andy Peeps soon so everyone can have a bit of Andy in their mouths. You heard it here first!

tennis lover
06-22-2006, 12:53 AM
Ar.com will come out with marshmallow Andy Peeps soon so everyone can have a bit of Andy in their mouths. You heard it here first!
:lol:

partygirl
06-22-2006, 01:10 AM
Ar.com will come out with marshmallow Andy Peeps soon so everyone can have a bit of Andy in their mouths. You heard it here first!
well now that i can understand.
peeps-yuk- i'll be spitting in this:aplot: instance.

and im all for rubber ducky...i let mine watch me in the bath...he does not get in but that duck is scary-odd, he'd have to stay outside.

surfpinky
06-22-2006, 02:10 AM
oh oops I didn't see larah posted the duck here.
omg duck.
duck.

MissFairy
06-22-2006, 09:28 AM
Ar.com will come out with marshmallow Andy Peeps soon so everyone can have a bit of Andy in their mouths. You heard it here first!
:haha: But they should know of the health and safety hazards of that since all the boppers won't want to swallow and will eventually all literally choke on their soppy love for him.

Hahaha. Sorry.

That duck was thought up by who?! Shotgun, please.

Deboogle!.
06-22-2006, 02:20 PM
That duck was thought up by who?! Shotgun, please.Andy should send his own website people to the self-chuck wall.

MissFairy
06-22-2006, 02:41 PM
Andy should send his own website people to the self-chuck wall.
Hahaha i was thinking that when i was writing that post. He wouldn't dare though. Think about it. Who would write fluffy journalism 'see what cereal andy eats!' 'tell us how much you love him and win his left sock!!' '15.34 things i like to do in the morning by A-Rod' How could you live without it? :hearts: d:

acoffeygirl
06-22-2006, 04:10 PM
Andy should send his own website people to the self-chuck wall.
Oh my gosh I was just about to post that!!! Great minds! :p

andyroxmysox12191
06-22-2006, 06:00 PM
:lol:

When are you going to get a brain Andy? ):

tangerine_dream
06-23-2006, 02:18 AM
Dude, what's up with this "mascot"
http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=92270&stc=1 -that website just get's more and more
s t r a n g e
that duck looks d e r a n g e d. :eek: :bolt:
:spit: :haha: :rolls: Holy crap, ar.com actually has an official Rodduck now? :haha: :bigcry: :sobbing: That's just too effin' funny. Wow.

btw pervgirl, I'm surprised you haven't posted this gif of Andy so I'll put it here for you :angel:

And my dumb question for Andy this week: When are you going to stop sucking?

partygirl
06-28-2006, 07:19 PM
I'd like to hear his opinion as to when this so called "slump" began or when things changed.

i suppose it relative, so i would just like to hear his answer...and no one has asked the question.