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I have a fish fetish *swish swish*

Allie
08-06-2002, 08:55 PM
OKay this is a serious statement, so people won't think I dissappeared or lost my humor or something from now on. :rolleyes:

My friend Kevin (some of you know Kevin) and I did a little analysis of my posting habits the past few days, and we both decided that my posting habit have been a bit, how should I say this, WEIRD. He thinks I act like a dumb bimbo half the time, and that is not me in reality. (He's also concerned about my recent obsession with Pam Shriver *cough*) Most of my posts have been stupid, some might be a bit controversial, some might be serious arguments but then later realize that they were all dumb and pointless. So He and I both decided, for him and me, and also for my NYU degree (posting stupid items really isn't doing very well for that degree), how I posted in the past is wrong and dumb, and I do apologize for some of the stupid things I have said. So I will be taking a long break from posting, only going to post serious matters or give advice. But I do have a responsibility in one of the game forums in WTAworld so I'll post in there mostly. So all the silly threads about me, for example, my ask threads, I want them to be stopped for the time being. And I'll see y'all around. So this is pretty much a goodbye for most of y'all. If you have any concerns, comments, questions, just PM them to me.

and P.S., Since most of you know what I look like, if you do see me at the US Open, say hi, I'm nice and I don't bite....hard;)

Allie
08-06-2002, 08:55 PM
wow that must have been my longest post... :o

Leo7
08-06-2002, 08:59 PM
oh, are you really going sweetie? but how will Daniel ever survive? we're gonna miss your long DEEP coversations about cucumbers and cream. oh well, get your NYC degree and come back soon. good luck Allie!;)

:kiss: :kiss:

Leo7
08-06-2002, 08:59 PM
one last smack on the lips! :kiss: :drool:

Allie
08-06-2002, 09:01 PM
Oh yeah those conversations were quite deep indeed. :o

But seriously, I'm going to be more real and serious now, no more drunk talk. :p

(note to self: quit drinking)

Chloe le Bopper
08-06-2002, 09:43 PM
So what you are saying, is that I can stalk you at the US Open?

Allie
08-06-2002, 09:45 PM
Yes, follow me while I stalk Marat Safin. :o

Chloe le Bopper
08-06-2002, 09:49 PM
hmmm maybe if he is anywhere near Juan Carlos I will see you :o

Allie
08-06-2002, 09:57 PM
Yes I will be one of the many blonde-haired girls watching Marat :o

why does he have to like blonde-haired girls...why

Chloe le Bopper
08-06-2002, 09:59 PM
Maybe I'll become a bottle blonde for the two days I"m there ;)

I will be the one foaming at the mouth watching Juan Carlos, snapping a pic every 30 seconds.

Allie
08-06-2002, 10:02 PM
aww you're only there for 2 days?

(note to self: bring camera, not like last year :rolleyes: )

Julie
08-06-2002, 10:03 PM
OMG - is this the end of life as we know it???? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Allie
08-06-2002, 10:06 PM
hahaha Julie :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-06-2002, 10:06 PM
Yeah I am there the first two days, I can't afford to go any longer than that.

Allie
08-06-2002, 10:09 PM
awww that's a shame, but the first 2 days you get to see more players. Maybe we'll bump into each other or something I guess. :wavey:

Julie
08-06-2002, 10:13 PM
So does that mean i cant change the title of this thread to that????? :sad: :sad:

Berlin_Calling
08-06-2002, 10:14 PM
:sad: :sad: Glad that you are trying to give up drinking Alexis ;) Oh well, I understand your point :) And it's too bad Im not going to the Open :mad: cause if I would have seen Marat there, I wouldve definitly looked for you on the spot.

Allie
08-06-2002, 10:15 PM
lmao@Julie

Julie
08-06-2002, 10:26 PM
So is that a yes or no???? :confused: :p :p :angel:

Berlin_Calling
08-06-2002, 10:27 PM
Change to name of the thread to what?? What the hell is going on??

Julie
08-06-2002, 10:31 PM
of life as we know it hun ;) - is that better my dear - awww bless - we shoudl change oyur title to another clueless one ;) :p

Allie
08-06-2002, 10:32 PM
change the title! :p I don't care anymore, change it to something crazy if you want, like, "Alexis got out of the alcohol rehab center again" or something weird. :o

Allie
08-06-2002, 10:32 PM
Just have to get my "I'm not drunk anymore" statement out *sigh*

Julie
08-06-2002, 10:34 PM
ahhhhhhh - so thats what it was ;) - now i get it :bounce: :bounce:

Dont scare me like that girl :eek: :eek:

Allie
08-06-2002, 10:35 PM
Not good to scare the mod, especially my idol Julie! ;) :angel:

Tammy
08-06-2002, 10:38 PM
hm.. such a primary happening surely ;)

.. no ones damaged true? ;)

Julie
08-06-2002, 10:38 PM
Lol - ok - the idolk thing is more scary :eek: :eek: - i really shoudlnt be anyones idol lmao.

So yeah - dont scare me - im fragile :angel:

Allie
08-06-2002, 10:49 PM
I'll remember not to scare the mods :angel:

Now change the title! :p :angel:

Julie
08-06-2002, 10:57 PM
Done my dear ;) :p :p - the swish swish did it *Cough* lmao

Tammy
08-06-2002, 10:58 PM
oooh fabulous title sweetie just fabulous :kiss::angel:

Allie
08-06-2002, 10:58 PM
lmfao! Thanks Julie :p

Julie
08-06-2002, 10:59 PM
:D:D:D:D:D - anytime :D:D:D:D:D

the cat
08-07-2002, 12:20 AM
What's going on? :confused: I see a fish fetish thread. Then Alexis says she's leaving (I hope not) or limiting herself to sensible and intelligent threads. That's probably a good decision. :) Allie, you've started so many thought provoking threads! Why not continuing doing that?

And Allie, I really hope someone introduces you to Marat Safin! :D He's unhappy all the time! :( Somebody needs to cheer him up. It might as well be you! :bounce:

I hear he likes the Russian Tea Room. I bet you would, too!

Allie, you sound dissapointed in yourself about some of your posts. But don't leave because of them. Just change your posting style a little bit. That's all. Take care! And be happy! :)

Daniel
08-07-2002, 02:50 AM
:sad:

Berlin_Calling
08-07-2002, 03:34 AM
I dont know if I should :rolleyes: or :D about the title

Allie
08-07-2002, 03:35 AM
swish swish :p

Barrie_Dude
08-12-2002, 02:09 AM
Sounding Awfully Fishy Here Lately, Alexis:rolleyes:

Steam
08-12-2002, 05:23 AM
Alexis stinks and I don't like her.

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 05:24 AM
Hey look, its my boyfreind :wavey:

Allie
08-12-2002, 05:24 AM
Steam smells and I don't like him either

Allie
08-12-2002, 05:25 AM
omg you two are dating!!!!!! :hearts:

I love these little love stories :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 05:27 AM
Yeah I just found out the other day we were dating actually.

i had no idea :eek:

Steam
08-12-2002, 05:27 AM
Yes, we are dating. I just love Becca so much. She's the female me, but a whole lot cuter.

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 05:28 AM
Yes, I'm like Steam, but with breasts.

Allie
08-12-2002, 05:28 AM
omg :hearts: *wipes tears* so beautiful. :D

I love these stories :D

So....how did you two first met? ;)

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 05:29 AM
Well its a long story actually.

Facinating one.

I'll let steam tell you.

Steam
08-12-2002, 05:30 AM
We met on the wta board. I believe she first replied to me in the thread where she said that getting old sucks and she only turned 20. I didn't get that at all.

It was either that thread or one where she talked about moving. I get them all confused.

Allie
08-12-2002, 05:31 AM
Steam smells and I don't like him.

awwwww such great story :hearts:

Any plans of marriage in the future? ;)

Steam
08-12-2002, 05:33 AM
Actually, I planned on asking Becca to marry me at the US Open. I was going to propose to her underneath the naked guy statue. Nothing screams romantic more than a creepy statue of a guy serving with a handle naked.

Allie
08-12-2002, 05:35 AM
omg thats so romantic!!! :bounce:

Can I witness this proposal, I want to take pics!!! :bounce:

Steam
08-12-2002, 05:36 AM
I guess so. Provided of course you don't have to help anyone move.

Allie
08-12-2002, 05:37 AM
Nope, I'll be there to witness it all, just hope that Marat Safin doesn't walk by.... ;)

Steam
08-12-2002, 05:39 AM
Marat Safin will probably steal my romantic idea to use on one of his big breasted blonde groupies. That swine.

Allie
08-12-2002, 05:41 AM
*remembers to stuff bra, wear slutty clothes*

I'm planning to stalk and maybe kidnap that sexy hunk :drool:

Steam
08-12-2002, 05:43 AM
That is just lovely.

I feel sorry for the guy.

Allie
08-12-2002, 05:45 AM
pffffffff why?

I fit what he wants, I have blonde hair, and I look okay.... :p;)

Hope he doesn't have a gf though or that'll suck....

Steam
08-12-2002, 05:47 AM
You should just hunt down Todd Martin and go after him. Who cares if he is married. That unibrow is to die for.

Allie
08-12-2002, 05:48 AM
EWWWWWWWWW........he's gross. :o

Not only does he have a unibrow, premature gray hair too. :o

I'll stick with Marat, he's so sexy. :drool:

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 05:48 AM
I also have plans to stalk certain people.

I imagine I might get incarserated for molesting a pro athlete by the time the fornight is passed...

marshmellow
08-12-2002, 05:50 AM
oooh....todd

Steam
08-12-2002, 05:50 AM
Becca, the last I checked I wasn't a pro athlete.

Allie
08-12-2002, 05:51 AM
woohoo more stalkers :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 05:55 AM
Steam, the last i checked your last name was not ferrero :o

Steam
08-12-2002, 05:56 AM
:(

Steam
08-12-2002, 05:57 AM
Actually, I guess that is a good thing since if my last name was Ferrero that would mean that I wouldn't know what a comb was and what a shower is. Yahoo for me.

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 06:05 AM
He knows what a shower is :rolleyes:

Just because he looks beautiful without needing to pamper himsel,f doesn't mean you have to be jealous :angel:

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:05 AM
Ferrero is a cutie pie.

Not as good as my Marat though. :angel: :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 06:08 AM
I prefer Ferrero :p

Steam
08-12-2002, 06:08 AM
I'm not jealous of him. I'm a hell of a lot cutie than that guy. Plus, I bet you that I have a bigger unit.

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 06:08 AM
I dont know Steam, I've seen some curious pics of him, and was impressed ;)

Steam
08-12-2002, 06:09 AM
I'll tell you what, you can touch mine and judge for yourself. I know that Alexis would take that offer.

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 06:11 AM
Well, I'm not Alexis.

Besides I would have to touch his too, to truly compare - and that just isn't possible.

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:11 AM
*COUGH* omg how many times have I coughed at your "comments" today.

okay fiine yeah I'll take that offer for sure :drool:

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:11 AM
Becca is much better than me!

:p

Steam
08-12-2002, 06:12 AM
Once you touched it you wouldn't need to touch his. I would be an automatic winner.

I knew that you would Alexis, you heard all about its greatness.

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 06:13 AM
Steam, there will be no touching.



better ?

marshmellow
08-12-2002, 06:13 AM
im gonna get you guys some wart remover...

good luck to http://www.boomspeed.com/marshmellow/anna.gif , http://www.boomspeed.com/marshmellow/martina.gif & http://www.boomspeed.com/marshmellow/daniela.gif

Steam
08-12-2002, 06:14 AM
Now marshmellow, don't be all jealous cause I didn't make the offer to you.

marshmellow
08-12-2002, 06:15 AM
i wouldn't dream of it. this innocent lil gal is off limits to you.

good luck to http://www.boomspeed.com/marshmellow/anna.gif , http://www.boomspeed.com/marshmellow/martina.gif & http://www.boomspeed.com/marshmellow/daniela.gif

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:16 AM
STEAM GO TO BED!!!

you need to erm *COUGH* run in the *COUGH* morning.

lmfao@ marshy

Steam
08-12-2002, 06:18 AM
I will run in the morning. I have a big day ahead of me.

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:20 AM
Yeah so GO TO BED!!! :fiery:

you need all the rest you can get for your big day tomorrow :angel:

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:21 AM
I need to start talking behind your back soon...so swish you little evil......boy

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 06:22 AM
Steam talks behind peoples backs? :confused:

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:23 AM
:confused:

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 06:24 AM
*points up* was refering to the above *points up*

;)

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:25 AM
:sad:

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:26 AM
oh pffff I have to stop doing that, I'm acting like Jordan. :o

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 06:27 AM
I :hearts: Jordan.

I was recently informed that I'm dating him as well.

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:28 AM
omg! you're cheating on Steam? :eek: ;)

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 06:33 AM
Well seeing as I only discored from an outside source that I was dating him a couple days ago, I dont think it counts as cheating.

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:42 AM
So who's better, Jordan or Steam? ;)

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 06:48 AM
You would know ;)

Dissident
08-12-2002, 06:53 AM
:confused:

Allie
08-12-2002, 06:55 AM
omg its hitman! ;)

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 07:01 AM
I date hitman too.

At least I did untill he stopped going on msn so that i could talk to him :sad:

Allie
08-12-2002, 07:06 AM
Geesh how many guys do you date at once? ;)

Yeah hitman, why don't you ever sign on MSN. :fiery:

Dissident
08-12-2002, 07:06 AM
Im too lazy to talk today... :p

And you date me? No way! I need exclusivity on those matters... :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 07:07 AM
Hitman please, I need your help on something :sad:

I'm being serious...

Dissident
08-12-2002, 07:08 AM
Its 3:20 am!
And I was writing the report of the Cincy final. Im not very good on doing three things at once... :o

Allie
08-12-2002, 07:09 AM
Come on hitman, sign on msn, do it for your woman!!! ;)

speaking of woman, where's mrs. guga :fiery:

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 07:11 AM
Its all about multitasking!

Allie
08-12-2002, 07:13 AM
*cough* multitasking......something that hitman knows NOTHING about... :o

Dissident
08-12-2002, 07:14 AM
Mrs Guga comes once a week to complain the mods/admins didnt change the federer and guga forums names.
Thats about all her contribution here so far... :p

Lol, she will kill me when she reads this... :o

Chloe le Bopper
08-12-2002, 07:16 AM
Mrs Guga should try pming them, they dont all read GM.

Allie
08-12-2002, 07:18 AM
I love Mrs. Guga :hearts: She's my woman. :hearts:

I'll make sure Mrs. Guga read what you posted, hitman. ;)

Dissident
08-12-2002, 07:23 AM
I know nothing about multitasking???
I wonder how you would know the answer for that.... :p

Steam
08-12-2002, 10:54 AM
Today is the day. Hopefully, I don't puss out like I did Thursday night. Wish me luck.

Dissident
08-12-2002, 03:13 PM
Good luck Steamer. :)

Allie
08-12-2002, 03:24 PM
Good luck Creamy Steamy :lick: :)

Allie
08-12-2002, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by hitman
I know nothing about multitasking???
I wonder how you would know the answer for that.... :p

I guessed that!!!

Did I get it right? ;)

Dissident
08-12-2002, 03:26 PM
Of course not!
You are wrong again. :p

Allie
08-12-2002, 03:37 PM
*SOBS LOUDLY* whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *sniff sniff* am I always wrong about you hitty, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *sniff sniff*

sniff sniff sniff

Dissident
08-12-2002, 03:38 PM
I dont know.... :(

But just ask Julie, she knows Im polivalente. :D

Allie
08-12-2002, 03:40 PM
ohhhhhhh that's right, you're polivalente. HA! I know what that means. :D

stupid me, stupid *hits self on the head*

Dissident
08-12-2002, 03:43 PM
Dont hit yourself, hit the others.
It a lot funnier! :D

Allie
08-12-2002, 03:45 PM
Are you volunteering hitman? :p

Dissident
08-12-2002, 03:46 PM
Wrong again... :o
:p

Allie
08-12-2002, 03:49 PM
:sad::sad::sad:

And I don't get any comforting words after every time I get you wrong. :sad:

*runs away crying like a little girl*

Dissident
08-12-2002, 03:50 PM
cmon, dont cry....
Here, Ill give you a lollypop. :D

Allie
08-12-2002, 03:53 PM
oooooooo lollypop :lick::lick::lick:

me like lollypops :lick:

Dissident
08-12-2002, 03:54 PM
You stopped crying then?

Geesh, little girls crying are so annoying... ;)

Allie
08-12-2002, 03:57 PM
who ya calling annoying :fiery::fiery::fiery:

hey its not my fault that I learned how to shed fake tears when I was young.....*sucks on lollypop*

Dissident
08-12-2002, 03:58 PM
what wouldnt some girls do for a lollypop.... :o

Dissident
08-12-2002, 04:02 PM
Anyway, I have to go now.
We´ll talk later.
:wavey:

Allie
08-12-2002, 04:02 PM
Little girls - Sugar and spice and everything nice

Little boys - Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails

Allie
08-12-2002, 04:03 PM
BYE BYE HITTY!!! :wavey::kiss:

Steam
08-12-2002, 10:32 PM
I didn't get the opportunity to talk to her today since the fat guy forgot to make his lunch so he went with us. Her boyfriend isn't going to that wedding that I have to go this weekend though, but I completely bobbled the "how about you go with me?" type of line. Maybe, I will have better luck tomorrow. I'm such a baffoon.

Allie
08-12-2002, 11:27 PM
awwwwwwwww poor steamy. :(

Well isn't it good that you found out that her bf isn't going? Now you have another chance since today didn't work out.

You better ask her tomorrow. :fiery:

Steam
08-13-2002, 02:12 AM
I'm going to ask her tomorrow. I just hope that we have the same chemistry as we did today. She's just so fun!

I can't wait until I see her tomorrow :hearts:

Just as long as I can convince her to go with me and not the Tommy Polo moron I saw her with Thursday. Ugh.

Allie
08-13-2002, 04:32 AM
Tommy Polo moron?

Are you dissing Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren?

Good boy ;)

Steam
08-13-2002, 04:48 AM
No, the guy had on a Tommy Hilfiger Polo shirt. It just said "Hilfiger" on the back.

One of my biggest pet peeves is people constantly just wearing and endorsing a label. It's like it makes them cool because they are wearing Tommy Hilfiger, Ralph Lauren, Abercrombie, Old Navy, etc.

Fucking poser morons.

Now, I don't give a damn if females do it since they are supposed to care about that crap but guys doing it are mad lame.

Allie
08-13-2002, 04:55 AM
Tommy Hilfiger sucks.
Ralph Lauren sucks.

now Donna Karan, however, is great. :D ;)

Also those labels cost tons, especially Abercrombie and RL. I think I saw once 40 dollars for a shirt. I don't understand why you would buy a shirt for 40 dollars. The shirt without the label probably only cost 5 dollars. Waste of money. :o If they were made of genuinely good threads and fabrics, then okay 40 dollars, its worth it. But most of these label brand garments are mixtures and blends of 2 or more different materials, making it much cheaper and lower in quality.

OKay that's your garment lesson for the day.

Steam
08-13-2002, 04:57 AM
Lovely. I wouldn't spend $40 for a shirt like that just because it had a label on it. I buy what I would look good in. It's that simple.

I just hate all of these guys that are basically label whores. Buy yourself a personality.

Allie
08-13-2002, 05:02 AM
I don't think a lot of people do that, seriously.

I think they just want to show off their wealth, or show off making people think they are wealthy, since most of these label brands do cost a whole lot. :o

Okay I have to complain, why did they change the sizes for women? How come I'm not a size 3 anymore? :fiery:

Steam
08-13-2002, 05:10 AM
I hate clothes. I still need to find a decent shirt and a sports coat for the wedding. And I don't want to have to cut off my right arm to get them either.

Allie
08-13-2002, 05:13 AM
Rent a tux or something.

Black sports coat, and a white dress shirt. Easy.

Steam
08-13-2002, 05:19 AM
I don't want to go the dressy route. I want the business casual look. All I have now is the pair of black pants.

Allie
08-13-2002, 05:25 AM
Borrow a sports coat, black or dark DARK navy blue, from someone or buy or rent it.

white dress shirt, and a tie.

That's good.

Berlin_Calling
08-13-2002, 05:35 AM
hi :o

Chloe le Bopper
08-13-2002, 07:57 AM
God forbid one not be a size 3 :eek: I'd hate for you to be FAT and move up to a 5 or something equally disgusting :eek: :rolleyes: :p

Steam, didnt I tell you this would happen? SOmething would come up, you wouldn/t talk to her, you'd feel crappy about it.

I'll be around for chapter 5000 tomorrow:p

Allie
08-13-2002, 08:00 AM
LOL NO its not that!

Many companies have changed their sizing charts. Some stores you'll buy clothes in size 3, others its a size 5. It's ridiculous really. Why can't they all keep the same size?

Chloe le Bopper
08-13-2002, 08:12 AM
ah yes, I understand now :o

Yes some stores I'm obese in :o

This one store I couldnt even find a pair of pants that fit right :rolleyes: :rolleyes: (i'm about a 7 btw)

Allie
08-13-2002, 08:19 AM
There really should be just 1 chart for all clothes, but somehow the fashion industry doesn't want it to work that way and wants to confuse the consumers. :o

And also if you go to a lot of the stores now, since Thin is somewhat still in, :rolleyes::rolleyes:, a size 3 is really much smaller than what it actually is. Just wanted the "thin" girls to think that they are actually a "healthy size 3" girl.

Allie
08-13-2002, 06:53 PM
hi chrispity :wavey:

Berlin_Calling
08-13-2002, 06:56 PM
Chrispity?? thats a new one :rolleyes: ;)

Allie
08-13-2002, 07:02 PM
hey better than "Popcorn Chicken"

Berlin_Calling
08-13-2002, 07:06 PM
anything is better than that

Steam
08-14-2002, 12:12 AM
Thanks for the support but it didn't work. My heart was officially ripped out of my chest today. It is not even worth it anymore. :sad:

Allie
08-14-2002, 05:40 AM
*big hugs for Steamy*

Chris, I think I'll call you Chrispity from now on. I think I did that in Mar's thread. ;)