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Most unlikely headlines in 2006......

1sun
12-30-2005, 07:34 PM
'Roddicks finesse shines through in slam win'

'Nadal wins a match on grass'

'Hewit reveals love for argies'

'Federer takes roddicks hand in marriage'


ps, this is not a dig, just a laugh, add more.

Phunkadelicious
12-30-2005, 07:49 PM
"Federer gets bored of Tennis and takes up Curling"

"Hewitt swears Vow of Silence"

"Nalbandian hits record number of aces"

"Ljubicic donates hair to the cancer wing at a children's hospital"

*Ljubica*
12-30-2005, 07:50 PM
"Roddick is Crowned French Open Champion 2006"

"Gastón Gaudio Wins Wimbledon"

Flibbertigibbet
12-30-2005, 07:52 PM
"Safin Becomes Monk; Vows to Abstain from Sex and Alcohol"

madmanfool
12-30-2005, 07:52 PM
Puerta wins french open

Deivid23
12-30-2005, 07:55 PM
Federer beats Nadal on clay

Deboogle!.
12-30-2005, 07:57 PM
"Safin Becomes Monk; Vows to Abstain from Sex and Alcohol":haha: :haha:

khyber
12-30-2005, 07:58 PM
"Nalbandian diagnosed with anorexia".

tangerine_dream
12-30-2005, 08:03 PM
Vince Spadea: ITF World Champion

DrJules
12-30-2005, 08:14 PM
'Nadal wins a match on grass'


Rafael did win a match on grass in 2003 and 2005. In 2004 he did not play on grass. Therefore, Rafael is likely to win a match on grass in 2006.

keep_er_lit!
12-30-2005, 08:23 PM
Pakistan win Davis Cup

or

Coria named Mia Hewitt's godfather

Fedex
12-30-2005, 08:48 PM
"

"Nalbandian hits record number of aces"


:lol: I like this one.

1sun
12-30-2005, 08:57 PM
Rafael did win a match on grass in 2003 and 2005. In 2004 he did not play on grass. Therefore, Rafael is likely to win a match on grass in 2006.
if you havent relised this is a joke,a joke,a joke.

Skyward
12-30-2005, 09:02 PM
"Rafael Nadal: all by myself".

Nadal got rid of his huge entourage and decided to travel alone.

ClaycourtaZzZz.
12-30-2005, 09:02 PM
"Andy Murray to keep the US Open courts clean":)

keep_er_lit!
12-30-2005, 09:12 PM
"Andy Murray to keep the US Open courts clean":)

:D

gooner88
12-30-2005, 09:14 PM
Hewitt and Coria join forces to become peace ambassadors for the UN.

ClaycourtaZzZz.
12-30-2005, 09:15 PM
:haha::yeah:

sigmagirl91
12-30-2005, 09:15 PM
"Nalbandian wins the US Open without dropping a set!!!"

Nathaliia
12-30-2005, 09:17 PM
'coria and massu hooked up in the toilet'

ClaycourtaZzZz.
12-30-2005, 09:18 PM
:haha::spit:

keep_er_lit!
12-30-2005, 09:18 PM
Heuberger becomes Swiss number 1

Rex
12-30-2005, 09:18 PM
coria sportsperson of the year

karlovic doesnt ace in shocking match---- and still wins!

keep_er_lit!
12-30-2005, 09:20 PM
:haha::spit:

By the way, I loooovvve the user name :yeah: :yeah:

Nathaliia
12-30-2005, 09:23 PM
gaudio triple bagels federer in wimbledon final

sigmagirl91
12-30-2005, 09:25 PM
gaudio triple bagels federer in wimbledon final

:p

Skyward
12-30-2005, 09:26 PM
"Taylor Dent has become a spokeperson for Slimfast".

BelgianWaffle
12-30-2005, 09:27 PM
"Federer gets bored of Tennis and takes up Curling"
:haha:

Nathaliia
12-30-2005, 09:27 PM
acasuso takes over safin in the category "the most determined to win player 2006"

i know it's too long for a headline :ras:

Galaxystorm
12-30-2005, 09:28 PM
* USA choose clay as surface in a Davis tie

* Tood Reid wins an International series

* Donald Young doesn't receive no wildcard

* Nadal plays deeper than his opponent two matches in a row

* Federer stops being an asslicker praising every tournament where he plays as it was the best tournament ever. ( A headline too much long , i know )

* Roddick stops telling his life story to the chair umpires

* Hewitt wins the annual fair play award

* Nadal chosen as worlwide sporstman of the year in France

* Clay as surface chosen in Masters Cup 2006

* Karlovic and Feliciano Lopez lead return stats

keep_er_lit!
12-30-2005, 09:30 PM
Nalbandian quits tennis to pursue football career

Andy Roddick and Sue Barker to marry

Nathaliia
12-30-2005, 09:30 PM
#Ljubicic chooses to play for UAE (I love Dubai)

Nathaliia
12-30-2005, 09:31 PM
Nalbandian quits tennis to pursue football career

Andy Roddick and Sue Barker to marry
SINGER career you mean? :tape:

prima donna
12-30-2005, 09:31 PM
" Andy Roddick too much for Nadal in Paris "
" Guillermo Coria eclipses record of 52 Aces in a match "
" David Nalbandian beats a healthy Roger Federer "

sigmagirl91
12-30-2005, 09:34 PM
"Nalbandian releases debut album, snags nomination for Latin Grammy for 'Best Singer'"

tangerine_dream
12-30-2005, 09:39 PM
Federer found naked in Ljubicic's locker!
"I just wanted to know what success smelled like," says embarassed Swiss

Phunkadelicious
12-30-2005, 09:42 PM
Federer found naked in Ljubicic's locker!
"I just wanted to know what success smelled like," says embarassed Swiss
:spit: :haha: :haha: :haha:

1sun
12-30-2005, 09:54 PM
nadal clinches no1 spot

gooner88
12-30-2005, 10:04 PM
" David Nalbandian beats a healthy Roger Federer "

Newsflash Nalbo's already done that; just take a look at their H2H. ;)

"Henman fulfills lifelong ambition to win Wimbledon"

Nathaliia
12-30-2005, 10:08 PM
"a non-teenager wins Sopot ATP"

"Michael Ryderstedt wins a match"

"Radek Stepanek on the list of the most beautiful by <People>"

a bit of privacy from my side in this post :angel:

Clara Bow
12-30-2005, 10:21 PM
:lol: at a lot that you guys have posted. You are a witty bunch!


“Andy Roddick claims his fifth straight win against Federer.”

"Ivan Ljubicic sums up 2006: I have no complaints!" ;)

"Nadal, Coria and Agassi praise the surface at Shanghai as the 'best' they have ever played on."

From an advertising tradespaper:

"David Nalbandian named spokesman for Degree antiperspirant because of his ability to stay ‘cool, fresh, and dry’ while on the court."

sigmagirl91
12-30-2005, 10:23 PM
From an advertising tradespaper:

"David Nalbandian named spokesman for Degree antiperspirant because of his ability to stay ‘cool, fresh, and dry’ while on the court."

While we're at it:

"Pantene signs Nalbandian to multiyear contract."

Clara Bow
12-30-2005, 10:30 PM
While we're at it:

"Pantene signs Nalbandian to multiyear contract."

:D

And to continue on with dear Nalby-

"Esquire names tennis player David Nalbandian in its annual 'Best-Dressed' list."

sigmagirl91
12-30-2005, 10:41 PM
:D

And to continue on with dear Nalby-

"Esquire names tennis player David Nalbandian in its annual 'Best-Dressed' list."

And so do Mr. Blackwell and GQ. :rolleyes:

adee-gee
12-30-2005, 10:46 PM
nadal clinches no1 spot
:retard:

"adee-gee becomes a fan of Roger Federer"

Phunkadelicious
12-30-2005, 10:52 PM
"Adee-gee is straight"

Daniela_CABJ
12-30-2005, 10:54 PM
* Roddick stops telling his life story to the chair umpires

:rolls:
:haha:

rosespower
12-30-2005, 10:54 PM
MARAT SAFIN drops his tennis carrere
Nadal becomes a mariachi
Ferrero becomes a fashion designer

ClaycourtaZzZz.
12-30-2005, 10:57 PM
"Adee-gee is straight"
LMAO:rolls:

musefanatic
12-30-2005, 11:03 PM
GB win the Davis cup

Marat takes anger management classes

Agassi Aces
12-30-2005, 11:04 PM
Agassi caught for doping! Or I hate to say it, but Agassi winning a Fairytale last Grand Slam! (at Wimbledon!)

Saumon
12-30-2005, 11:05 PM
"Adee-gee is straight"
come on! she is straight! :rolleyes:

Curls
12-30-2005, 11:09 PM
:haha: totally LMAO at these headlines ...keep 'em coming peeps!

bavaria100
12-30-2005, 11:34 PM
"Andy Roddick stops grabbing between his legs while setting up for the return"

Phunkadelicious
12-30-2005, 11:38 PM
"Marcelos Rios inducted into the Tennis Hall of Fame"

MisterQ
12-31-2005, 12:10 AM
Federer found naked in Ljubicic's locker!
"I just wanted to know what success smelled like," says embarassed Swiss

:haha: I'm dying... :sobbing:

Skyward
12-31-2005, 12:23 AM
Ferrero becomes a fashion designer

Nah, this position is taken by Hrbaty.

cobalt60
12-31-2005, 12:23 AM
:retard:

"adee-gee becomes a fan of Roger Federer"
Well that's not what I would have expected from you;)

Socket
12-31-2005, 12:29 AM
Kim Clijsters named godmother to Mia Hewitt.

Elton John and David Furnish divorce after Elton's torrid affair with Jim Courier is made public, giving new meaning to a "hit and giggle" tennis exhibition.

rexman
12-31-2005, 12:32 AM
Roddick beats Federer

Kournikova to get a sex change

Ferrero wins (:()

Plastic Bertrand
12-31-2005, 02:41 AM
"Lleyton Hewitt named as head of the Australian Embassy in Buenos Aires"
"Daniel Koellerer wins the ITF Tennis Player and ATP sportsmanship award"
"Found: More than 20 intelligent and thoughtful posts on GM within the year"
"Luis Horna wins most points on service return on all surfaces"

missbungle
12-31-2005, 09:41 AM
Philippoussis wins a match
Hewitt comes out of the closet
Serve-and-volleyer wins Wimbledon