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ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK (Nalbandian Sings)....

sigmagirl91
12-24-2005, 12:59 PM
Your entertainment for the day....

http://kammgretel.tennisvidz.com/ATP/_PLAYERS/David%20Nalbandian/NalbandianSings.rmvb

jazz_girl
12-24-2005, 01:02 PM
There will be bashing here for sure, and he deserves it!!! :haha:
Merry Xmas! ;)

sigmagirl91
12-24-2005, 01:04 PM
Yes....big time!!!
Merry Christmas, all.

athie
12-24-2005, 01:30 PM
There are no words - :haha:
Thanks so much for the hilarious link - Happy Christmas everyone :hug:

Hola Mr. SK
12-24-2005, 02:00 PM
yeah,that's y he cant be a singer! :haha:
Merry X-mas!! :)

Galaxystorm
12-24-2005, 02:07 PM
It would be interesting that some argentinian transtaled the lyrics since there are :) funny parts ( some of them in argentinian slang :scratch: )

Poor Hewitt's ass and the ice pack :rolls:

novanora
12-24-2005, 02:14 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: OMG Daveeed~~~~ what a christmas present!!!
:rolls:

Nathaliia
12-24-2005, 02:29 PM
i dont use this smile, it was kept for the special occasion.
here it comes
:retard:

lau
12-24-2005, 02:31 PM
:spit: OMFG!!! Thatīs so bizarre!!! :haha: :haha:
David trying to sing... :haha: and dance!!! :eek: :eek:
I would really like to translate it for you, but I donīt have any time right now!!
I`m sure another argentinian will try do it (anyway, itīs not funny if you explain it :p ).

EDIT: Merry Christmas everybody!!! :)

cobalt60
12-24-2005, 03:28 PM
Well I always knew he had a lot of guts :lol: Merry Xmas all!

Viken01
12-24-2005, 04:24 PM
:lol: that's really funny, Merry Christmas everybody !

jazz_girl
12-24-2005, 04:48 PM
It would be interesting that some argentinian transtaled the lyrics since there are :) funny parts ( some of them in argentinian slang :scratch: )

Poor Hewitt's ass and the ice pack :rolls:
I'm on it ;)

jazz_girl
12-24-2005, 05:05 PM
It's very hard to translate cause there are a lot of slangs and local jokes, but here's what I came up with:
"-It's been such a long time I hadn't sung this song, so forgive me if I miss a tone. But I couldn't help the wish to recieve a hit of David Nalbandian's racket.
-In Shanghai I won a Mercedes and in the Lawn Tenis a 307, and I have many.
-This one doesn't say anything, but I think he's about to put a car concessionary (I have a Duna).
You were really smart playing tennis, otherwise you'd be a McDonals cashier here in Unquillo.
-Now I'm a Master, let me remind you.
-You're the only Master that has won one million dollars.
-With the one in Buenos Aires, I've lift a lot of cups this year, luckily.
-Stop with the cups, because here in Unquillo they always find you drunk, with Fernet-Cola.
You've beaten Hewitt for being stuck up and silly (slang very hard to translate!) and now he's still wearing an ice back in his ass.
-I like the gato gaudio, he's a quiet guy.
-You like that cat and others from cocodrilo. (cat also means prostitute, and cocodrilo is a well known place to find them )
-If you don't like Channel 13 Marcelo, don't go there, you still have America tv and Channel 7. How the things are going it looks like in 3 years you'll be broadcasting from the Bolivar Channel.
(The last part was a joke for the tv host, who's been changing channels in the last couple of years, and he's doing it again)

David:
Marcelo, thanks a for being here today in Unquillo, I want to greet you. Let me say hi to all the people from Argentina, from Cordoba, from Unquillo who are all here today watching the shooting.
Let me give a message to all the people: Happy Holidays, Merry Christamas and Happy New Year.
Thank you very much, I wanted to thank all you do during the year. The guys behave well, though some others bad.
So I wanted to thank you and send all a lot of greetings. Bye-bye.
__________________

Kat!
12-24-2005, 05:14 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: thanks for the link. I had a good laugh out of it.

Merry Christmas everyone too :)

artlinkletter
12-24-2005, 05:23 PM
Hahaha oh man. That just woke me right up. Who are those crack heads singing with him? David makes Andy's Ice Ice Baby look like a joke. They could have chosen a better location to shoot the video. It looks like they shot it in the slums.

jazz_girl
12-24-2005, 05:28 PM
Hahaha oh man. That just woke me right up. Who are those crack heads singing with him? David makes Andy's Ice Ice Baby look like a joke. They could have chosen a better location to shoot the video. It looks like they shot it in the slums.
It was shot in David's city.

artlinkletter
12-24-2005, 05:29 PM
whoops. I shouldn't have called it a slum in that case. lol

Sakura 0101
12-24-2005, 05:31 PM
Wow, What a Xmas present ! :eek:
Thanks for the link & translations. :D
I really really LOVE he's singing :lol:
I know I'm a blind fan of him ;)

peteslamz
12-24-2005, 05:36 PM
Hilarious! :haha: :haha:

angiel
12-24-2005, 05:47 PM
Your entertainment for the day....

http://kammgretel.tennisvidz.com/ATP/_PLAYERS/David%20Nalbandian/NalbandianSings.rmvb



Merry christmas everybody, and enjoy tomorrow. :worship: :worship: :angel:


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wcr
12-24-2005, 05:49 PM
Your entertainment for the day....

http://kammgretel.tennisvidz.com/ATP/_PLAYERS/David%20Nalbandian/NalbandianSings.rmvb

Funniest video I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the holiday laughs.

HO HO HO and Happiest of Holidays to everyone.

BATES
12-24-2005, 06:11 PM
Your entertainment for the day....

http://kammgretel.tennisvidz.com/ATP/_PLAYERS/David%20Nalbandian/NalbandianSings.rmvb

Thanks for the video, I missed the show that thursday. Pretty fun to see David singing

Carlita
12-24-2005, 06:42 PM
:haha::sobbing::haha:

Thank you Tiff!!!! WONDERFUL!!!! :lol:

***Merry Christmas***

Sugar Kane
12-24-2005, 06:45 PM
Loved it! :lol:

RogiFan88
12-24-2005, 07:18 PM
I loved it!! Gracias, Daveeeeeeeed! Nice to see he's relaxed enough to make a fool of himself in public. :lol:

lau
12-24-2005, 07:45 PM
For those who doesnīt speak spanish, master and teacher are said with the same word in Spanish... Thatīs why "you`re the only Master/teacher that won 1 million dollars" ;) :lol: (itīs not funny at all if you explain it)

Hahaha oh man. That just woke me right up. Who are those crack heads singing with him? David makes Andy's Ice Ice Baby look like a joke. They could have chosen a better location to shoot the video. It looks like they shot it in the slums.
They are local comedians, if they deserve that name... :rolleyes: Personally, I hate that show and I think itīs awful, but this was just too bizarre!! :haha:
About the locations, it was filmed in Unquillo, Davidīs town. I`m sure they chose crapy locations on purpose :lol: I know Unquillo and it is the typical little town in the Cordovan sierras (I think the word in English is mountain ranges, but I`m not sure...), it is not that bad. :D

enqvistfan
12-24-2005, 08:38 PM
Excellent, I had fun :yeah:
David is charming in this video !!

Daniela_CABJ
12-24-2005, 08:47 PM
:scared:
I don't know if I should laugh or cry... :confused:
:rolls:
thanks for the video!

peacechick
12-24-2005, 10:46 PM
:spit: :haha: OMC that's soooooooo funny :haha:

:worship: for not caring about how badly he sings

sigmagirl91
12-24-2005, 11:49 PM
http://www.tennis.com.cn/bbs/uploadFiles/2005-12/24_2058420_1.jpg

The Village People meet the Supremes

Corey Feldman
12-25-2005, 12:02 AM
Dont give up the day job Dave..

Gonzo Hates Me!
12-25-2005, 12:43 AM
I think David Nalbandian should give me a private concert... I would not find that funny

sigmagirl91
12-25-2005, 12:47 AM
I think David Nalbandian should give me a private concert... I would not find that funny

What, that performance? It totally rocked. :o

jazz_girl
12-25-2005, 03:02 PM
http://www.tennis.com.cn/bbs/uploadFiles/2005-12/24_2058420_1.jpg

The Village People meet the Supremes
They're called the taxi boys :lol:

Nathaliia
12-25-2005, 03:05 PM
It's nice when people have the sense of humour :yeah:

reiko
12-25-2005, 03:51 PM
Thanks for the great clip - I enjoyed it so much! :rolls:

Very brave of David, indeed. ;)

And nice of him to say:

-I like the gato gaudio, he's a quiet guy.

amierin
12-25-2005, 05:00 PM
Okay I can't get the darn thing to open for me. More screencaps or can someone change it to a different format?

jazz_girl
12-25-2005, 08:16 PM
Okay I can't get the darn thing to open for me. More screencaps or can someone change it to a different format?
Try watching it with Real Player

Gonzo Hates Me!
12-26-2005, 12:18 AM
What, that performance? It totally rocked. :o

I'm really afraid he will put a restraining order on me.

sigmagirl91
12-26-2005, 01:08 AM
Okay I can't get the darn thing to open for me. More screencaps or can someone change it to a different format?

Try saving the file first, then open with Real Player.

Iheartandy&roger
12-26-2005, 01:17 AM
lmfao, this is hilarious it made my day :haha:

Federerthebest
12-26-2005, 05:38 AM
If Hewitt made a music-video like this with lyrics mocking Nalbandian, I wonder how many of the genius Argentines on this board would be crying bloody murder. :lol:

Federerthebest
12-26-2005, 05:39 AM
whoops. I shouldn't have called it a slum in that case.

:tape:

HappyAndie
12-26-2005, 05:56 AM
If Hewitt made a music-video like this with lyrics mocking Nalbandian, I wonder how many of the genius Argentines on this board would be crying bloody murder. :lol:
Oh, how much I wish he would. Something about athletes singing/rapping anything makes me laugh. Even if its good. And you know that if Lleyton did a song mocking someone it would be awesome because he is one of the few who could pull it off.