The Safinette trollete bashersette threadette

Since I was so nicely asked to put this thread up :p

:aplot:

Damn...what a title!!!

I thought you'd name it the "Hippo Addict" bashing thread.

:worship: I was sad because I though Marat didn´t worth it.... :)

Hey...anyone's game.

OK sorry for someone who has had way too much wine.... please explain the purpose of this thread - thanks! :D

Since I was so nicely asked to put this thread up :p
:lol: Were you asked to do all the others as well? Who's next then? ;)
What time is it in Israel- you need to get busier or something. :p

OK sorry for someone who has had way too much wine.... please explain the purpose of this thread - thanks! :D

Well, in response to the Fed-bashers thread I created a similair thread about hewitt, Roddick, Nadal and Coria. And then I got a PM from someone asking me why I hadn't included Marat so here it is :p

Well, in response to the Fed-bashers thread I created a similair thread about hewitt, Roddick, Nadal and Coria. And then I got a PM from someone asking me why I hadn't included Marat so here it is :p

He is the favourite player on this forum so I expect this will be a much shorter thread than either the duck or potato thread or even the pig thread.

He is the favourite player on this forum so I expect this will be a much shorter thread than either the duck or potato thread or even the pig thread.

No, no DrJules, you have it all wrong, this is the Safinette trollete bashersette threadette - where we only bash Safinette trolls. :D Everyone loves Marat!

Love the thread title. Stellar stuff, RonEtte....

He is the favourite player on this forum so I expect this will be a much shorter thread than either the duck or potato thread or even the pig thread.

Ha!

No, no DrJules, you have it all wrong, this is the Safinette trollete bashersette threadette - where we only bash Safinette trolls. :D Everyone loves Marat!

Love the thread title. Stellar stuff, RonEtte....

I do not think there are any Safinette trolls (cannot think of any) so the thread has no meaning.

He is the favourite player on this forum so I expect this will be a much shorter thread than either the duck or potato thread or even the pig thread.

Oh you mean, create a "Hippo Poacher's" thread :p

Nah, it would fill up too quickly. :tape:

Besides, this thread is not doing too bad for now. It is second only to the Fed-bashers thread :lol:

Ok I'll start.

Marat looks like a pornstar!

Ok I'll start.

Marat looks like a pornstar!
That's not bashing, it's the (awful) truth! :p
Come on, you can do better than that! :ras:

I do not think there are any Safinette trolls (cannot think of any) so the thread has no meaning.
I was called one yesterday :) and the funny thing is that I was indirectly alluded as one of the "Safin trolls", so I guess some persons feel there are more than 1 :p
EDIT: :secret: I think there is one :scared: ...and it´s not me ;)

I do not think there are any Safinette trolls (cannot think of any) so the thread has no meaning.
THere used to be :D

I was called one yesterday :) and the funny thing is that I was indirectly alluded as one of the "Safin trolls", so I guess some persons feel there are more than 1 :p
:secret: I think there is one :scared: ...and it´s not me ;)

EDIT: :secret: Me neither, Lau. At least I hope so. If ppl are annoyed by me they can contact me through PM.
OK, I had to drop by here of course as I was advised of this thread. :D
So this is NOT for bashing Marat but his fans? :scratch: I prefer the name Safinholics btw. :D I'm afraid I'm not competent enough to comment on Safin trolls here but when we're at it I want to thank all the lovely Marat fans I've met here. :hug: :hug: :kiss:
Thank you RonE for your attention to Marat and his fans anyway. :worship:

EDIT: :secret: Me neither, Lau. At least I hope so. If ppl are annoyed by me they can contact me through PM.

You would never be one :hug: :kiss:

Thank you RonE for your attention to Marat and his fans anyway. :worship:

Hey, like I said I always have to keep my adoring public in mind and give them what they want ;)

THere used to be :D

This species will never be extinct :p

Thank you for bumping it GWH :hug:

I didn't realise there was a thread dedicated to the fans of the most overrated player in the history of tennis, most of them girls under 16.

Thank you for bumping it GWH :hug:

I didn't realise there was a thread dedicated to the fans of the most overrated player in the history of tennis, most of them girls under 16.

Gasquet is probably more overrated than Safin, but at the same time I see your point. Safin has won Slams.

Got to admit it takes a certain talent for fans to try and help you turn off a player. In fact it's actually worse for Tursunov than Safin cause of the massive bandwagon factor.

Gasquet is probably more overrated than Safin, but at the same time I see your point. Safin has won Slams.

Got to admit it takes a certain talent for fans to try and help you turn off a player. In fact it's actually worse for Tursunov than Safin cause of the massive bandwagon factor.In Safin's case what stands out is that most of his fans don't even care about his tennis...

Thank you for bumping it GWH :hug:

I didn't realise there was a thread dedicated to the fans of the most overrated player in the history of tennis, most of them girls under 16.

:confused: Too bad I don't look like 16, I'd like to be still 16 though. *sigh* :mad: :fiery:
Want a badrep? At least I am not too old to give you one. :D

Want a badrep? At least I am not too old to give you one. :DOh, that would be...awful! :sad:

In Safin's case what stands out is that most of his fans don't even care about his tennis...

And you know that HOW? :confused: Ahhh, right, lurking in Marat's forum? :D

Oh, that would be...awful! :sad:

OK then, you have to do without it.

And you know that HOW? :confused: Ahhh, right, lurking in Marat's forum? :DNever in my life have I considered checking that place out, no one there is even worthy of an argument, let alone a discussion.

In Safin's case what stands out is that most of his fans don't even care about his tennis...

There are elements of truth to this, then again you know the saying. "If you are considered good looking, then you can get away with anything". There are more than enough examples of this.

The whole extremes are funny as well.

There are elements of truth to this, then again you know the saying. "If you are considered good looking, then you can get away with anything". There are more than enough examples of this.Yeah, Safin is probably the best example though.

Yeah, Safin is probably the best example though.

Don't forget he and Blake are the only players that have suffered long term injuries.

I had completely forgotten about this thread :o

Don't forget he and Blake are the only players that have suffered long term injuries.Sure :lol:

In Safin's case what stands out is that most of his fans don't even care about his tennis...

Never in my life have I considered checking that place out, no one there is even worthy of an argument, let alone a discussion.

Then, still, HOW do you know that, or how can you make such statements, Mr Logic? Based on GM? :confused: :haha:

oh brother....will this belief that safin fans only like for him good-looks and personality, ever change? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: get a grip, people! :o but don't wory...we don't care about your opinion anyway! :ras:

Deea, don't bother. :hug:

And GWH is not really serious. He is just making fun of stereotypes.
I don't know about Rogiman though. :shrug:

Sure :lol:

Yes, if I am not telling the truth, then Safin has never broken a racquet.

:yeah: Nice one George, I am off now though. :wavey:

In Safin's case what stands out is that most of his fans don't even care about his tennis...
;) IMO, Safin is sexier when he plays good.
if he doesn't play good, i don't care about his look but :shout: :shout: :shout: :shout: but when he's on fire OMG:worship: :worship: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:
so for me you're wrong:o :devil:

Hey, like I said I always have to keep my adoring public in mind and give them what they want ;)

That's it take care of your adoring public.

How does the score even work in tennis? The rules and all?
Why 15, 30 and then 40? Why not 1,2,3?
Oh like I care... I watch only Safin. Medium rare on a silver platter please. :banana:














:secret: For the slower ones among you; that was indeed sarcasm

How does the score even work in tennis? The rules and all?
Why 15, 30 and then 40? Why not 1,2,3?
Oh like I care... I watch only Safin. Medium rare on a silver platter please. :banana:

It's good that you know your role, that is important :p

In Safin's case what stands out is that most of his fans don't even care about his tennis...

allow me to correct your error ... In Safin's case what stands out is that most of his fans don't even care about his tennis Rogiman ...

there we go, all fixed now, and it didn't hurt a bit :yeah::wavey:

Yes, if I am not telling the truth, then Safin has never broken a racquet.

:)
;) IMO, Safin is sexier when he plays good.
if he doesn't play good, i don't care about his look but :shout: :shout: :shout: :shout: but when he's on fire OMG:worship: :worship: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:
so for me you're wrong:o :devil:

exactly. I don't think you realize how incredibly angry safin fans can get at safin. We are still his fans, nonetheless, but his looks don't bar us from hating his guts* sometimes.




*if only for a day*

Marat is overhyped. His fan base is made of former groupies whom he banged .... And i'm not one of them :sobbing: :fiery:

Marat is overhyped. His fan base is made of former groupies whom he banged .... And i'm not one of them :sobbing: :fiery:

:lol:

Marat is overhyped. His fan base is made of former groupies whom he banged .... And i'm not one of them :sobbing: :fiery:

I thought Davydenko was more your type.

I thought Davydenko was more your type.

Naah, Marat would do for Alfonso too. :D
:wavey:

Naah, Marat would do for Alfonso too. :D
:wavey:

Anything male and breathing with a cock would do well for alfie.

Anything male and breathing with a cock would do well for alfie.

you missed the big word :angel:

you missed the big word :angel:

You size queen.

Marat is overhyped. His fan base is made of former groupies whom he banged .... And i'm not one of them :sobbing: :fiery:

:sad: me neither :sobbing: he missed out on a massive c*ck, his loss:devil:

I thought Davydenko was more your type.

He is, but my experience tells it's way easier to get a f*ck from a drunk, cavity-hungry guy like Marat than from lovely, shy and married :tears: guy like Kolya. But if you get the last one, you'll knock heaven's doors :drool:

You size queen.

Try being bottom with a small guy and you won't call me that anymore :p

That's it take care of your adoring public.

Now he is someone I would fangirl for :inlove: And he is Jewish. :p

:sad: me neither :sobbing: he missed out on a massive c*ck, his loss:devil:

:singer:
" .. Don't wanna close my legs, don't wanna fall asleep, 'coz i'd miss u babe, and i don't wanna miss that thing.. " :drool:

Naah, Marat would do for Alfonso too. :D
:wavey:

Join me and we can share Marat. You'll only see my arms holding his chest from behind while he ... you :devil:

Try being bottom with a small guy and you won't call me that anymore :p

You are sounding like a Safin fan :)

:o

Don't forget he and Blake are the only players that have suffered long term injuries.
Blake? Who? "Other players"? :confused: I know not of what you speak.
Marat is overhyped. His fan base is made of former groupies whom he banged .... And i'm not one of them :sobbing: :fiery::awww: Surely if he had met you he would never have said winning DC was better than sex. :hug: Maybe you can fly over there on Sunday (or Saturday :p) and help him celebrate.

Blake? Who? "Other players"? :confused: I know not of what you speak.

That would defeat the purpose if you knew what I meant.

Join me and we can share Marat. You'll only see my arms holding his chest from behind while he ... you :devil:

:D

Isn't there a sexual fantasies thread somewhere in MTF? Or are the passions overflowing to GM now? :lol:

Isn't there a sexual fantasies thread somewhere in MTF? Or are the passions overflowing to GM now? :lol:

Actually it's relevant to the topic since most Safin fans don't give a crap about his tennis and only care for his according to them good-looks and personality.

There does need to be a collective MTF orgy though.

Never in my life have I considered checking that place out, no one there is even worthy of an argument, let alone a discussion.
I don't really know how to put this...but, ummm, fuck you. If you've never even visited the place, how the hell do you know? Yeah, that's right you don't. Please do grace us with your presence though, oh mighty one :worship:. We'd all be very honored.


In Safin's case what stands out is that most of his fans don't even care about his tennis...
OMG, Marat plays tennis? Wait, since when? OMG OMG OMG, are you serious?!?!?!?/?!?!!!!1111111111111111111. I gotta go tell everyone :bolt:

I don't really know how to put this...but, ummm, fuck you. If you've never even visited the place, how the hell do you know? Yeah, that's right you don't. Please do grace us with your presence though, oh mighty one :worship:. We'd all be very honored.


Marie, he better not come over. :armed: :lol:
But I am also waiting for the answer from Mr. Logic to the question you asked. :D

Never in my life have I considered checking that place out, no one there is even worthy of an argument, let alone a discussion.You love me, admit it. :p

Marie, he better not come over. :armed: :lol:
But I am also waiting for the answer from Mr. Logic to the question you asked. :D

You love me, admit it. :p

Hey, did YOU guys know Marat played tennis? If yes, how come you never told me about this? :mad:

Hey, did YOU guys know Marat played tennis? If yes, how come you never told me about this? :mad:No, I always thought he was a professional canoe-er. :shrug: Huh, you learn something new every day.

Hey, did YOU guys know Marat played tennis? If yes, how come you never told me about this? :mad:

:eek: Oh really? :eek: How could I've known that? I am blonde & dumb after all. :shrug: I am not convinced about my ability to learn. :o But I can try. :D

Well if YOU guys didn't...I mean I don't know if we should trust this guy. :shrug: Why would someone as hawt as Marat( OMGZ!!!!!!!!11111 :hearts: :drool: ) waste his good looks on tennis and not be a model or something? What the hell is tennis anyway?

What the hell is tennis anyway?Well, I think it involves handling fuzzy balls. And bending over a lot to receive serve. And getting all hot and sweaty and having to change your shirt. And beating Federer when the mood strikes you.

Well, I think it involves handling fuzzy balls. And bending over a lot to receive serve. And getting all hot and sweaty and having to change your shirt. And beating Federer when the mood strikes you.

uuuuh....I really liked this one! :worship: :worship: Athene you rock girl! ;)

Erm, who or what is Federer? :confused: That is definitely too much for me. :o
Don't tell me he is a tennis player. Yeah, right, why should Marat play tennis? :rolleyes: Doesn't he have anything better to do?

your great :lol::lol::lol:

Well, I think it involves handling fuzzy balls. And bending over a lot to receive serve. And getting all hot and sweaty and having to change your shirt. And beating Federer when the mood strikes you.
OMG, Do they show this on TV? :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Erm, who or what is Federer? :confused: That is definitely too much for me. :o


lolz i was just gonna ask that.

I don't really know how to put this...but, ummm, fuck you. If you've never even visited the place, how the hell do you know? Yeah, that's right you don't.
like good old soviet times "I've not read this book but I want to condemn...!" ;)

Never in my life have I considered checking that place out, no one there is even worthy of an argument, let alone a discussion.
Go feed Roger's cow! You share the same language. :(

I don't really know how to put this...but, ummm, fuck you. If you've never even visited the place, how the hell do you know? Yeah, that's right you don't. Please do grace us with your presence though, oh mighty one :worship:. We'd all be very honored.
YOU ROCK!!!

Goddess knows what this thread is about, but it retires the award for most sexist title... :(

The best thing about Marat when he beats a good player is the :cool: way he pats them on the cheek and just manhandles them in general:

http://image.radio-france.fr/thematiques/sport/images/articles/f3ed3f1cef981244ab8c9d265167d523.jpghttp://sportislife.blogs.eurosport.com/album/marat_safin/tennetchat_wideweb_430x290.3.jpghttp://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-01/28/xin_43010228083347015731.jpg

...as if to say: "See? I just made you my bitch and taught you a lesson. Now run along and take a shower, and wait for me to join you. :aplot:" :drool:

(P.S. Where is Rogi's hand going? There's no canoe back there. :tape: :o)

heheh but there's so much more...:devil:

The best thing about Marat when he beats a good player is the :cool: way he pats them on the cheek and just manhandles them in general:
not only when he beats them, he does it when he loses too ;) :p

It's good that you know your role, that is important :p

I know. I adjust well. I adjust to other people's narrow minds. So they won't have to think to much. It's really virtual community service. ;)

The best thing about Marat when he beats a good player is the :cool: way he pats them on the cheek and just manhandles them in general:

http://image.radio-france.fr/thematiques/sport/images/articles/f3ed3f1cef981244ab8c9d265167d523.jpghttp://sportislife.blogs.eurosport.com/album/marat_safin/tennetchat_wideweb_430x290.3.jpghttp://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-01/28/xin_43010228083347015731.jpg

...as if to say: "See? I just made you my bitch and taught you a lesson. Now run along and take a shower, and wait for me to join you. :aplot:" :drool:

(P.S. Where is Rogi's hand going? There's no canoe back there. :tape: :o)Question: Did he do it to Sampras at the US Open? Or was he in just too much of a hurry to run over and manhandle Sasha in the stands?

Sow....did we winn?

Well if YOU guys didn't...I mean I don't know if we should trust this guy. :shrug: Why would someone as hawt as Marat( OMGZ!!!!!!!!11111 :hearts: :drool: ) waste his good looks on tennis and not be a model or something? What the hell is tennis anyway?

Knew he played tennis, but I am still working out the scoring thing:wavey:

Goddess knows what this thread is about, but it retires the award for most sexist title... :(

I never would have guessed this thread I created as a joke one year ago would turn out to be such a monster :tape: :o

Huge explosions have been created online when someone was being sarcastic & the writers intent was lost in the infinite anonymity of the blogsphere...Thanks for clarifying...

Where are my sexy scenes :sad: ? Does Focus on Family sponsor this board :(

Where are my sexy scenes :sad: ? Does Focus on Family sponsor this board :(
Well, I actually read your post and my guess is it was deleted because you were :topic:. You got distracted by the Marat-Dima scene and forgot to include the Safinettes in the orgy. :lol:

Well, I actually read your post and my guess is it was deleted because you were :topic:. You got distracted by the Marat-Dima scene and forgot to include the Safinettes in the orgy. :lol:

:haha: :haha: in scene no. 3 some Safinettes would arrive :angel:

Sow....did we winn?

Do you even have to ask? ;)

The best thing about Marat when he beats a good player is the :cool: way he pats them on the cheek and just manhandles them in general:

http://image.radio-france.fr/thematiques/sport/images/articles/f3ed3f1cef981244ab8c9d265167d523.jpghttp://sportislife.blogs.eurosport.com/album/marat_safin/tennetchat_wideweb_430x290.3.jpghttp://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-01/28/xin_43010228083347015731.jpg

...as if to say: "See? I just made you my bitch and taught you a lesson. Now run along and take a shower, and wait for me to join you. :aplot:" :drool:

(P.S. Where is Rogi's hand going? There's no canoe back there. :tape: :o)

:haha: Federer pic: Boob Graze Alert!!!! Or boob grab....Marat, you animal, you. RAWR!

Well, I think it involves handling fuzzy balls. And bending over a lot to receive serve. And getting all hot and sweaty and having to change your shirt. And beating Federer when the mood strikes you.

Ooooh, blaze, child!!! Athene, you ROX MY SOX! Oh, and Marie, too!!!

Ooooh, blaze, child!!! Athene, you ROX MY SOX! Oh, and Marie, too!!!

:kiss:

:haha: Federer pic: Boob Graze Alert!!!! Or boob grab....Marat, you animal, you. RAWR!



Ooooh, blaze, child!!! Athene, you ROX MY SOX! Oh, and Marie, too!!!:cool:

WTF!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:


What kind of a man doesn't want to read, see & hear women have synchronized orgasms in the the Marat forum, in every thread? My, my, my you're missing a lot my friend. GAH! :devil: :devil: :devil:

WTF!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:


What kind of a man doesn't want to read, see & hear women have synchronized orgasms in the the Marat forum, in every thread? My, my, my you're missing a lot my friend. GAH! :devil: :devil: :devil:

Me thinks you should pay for your visits there :p

*bump*

:devil:

This is the thread for you Rogiman.

:D
:wavey:

This thread rocks :cool:

*bump*

:devil:
:wavey: btw, so Safin's problem is that he's russian? :scratch: Did I get you right? :p

This thread rocks :cool:

I knew you'd show up here! :hearts: :inlove:

I knew you'd show up here! :hearts: :inlove:

I'm never far from my beloved safinettes/rafafangirls... :love: :D

Maria, you must consider your vote again in Mister MTF contest because JMPower also takes part.

Maria, you must consider your vote again in Mister MTF contest because JMPower also takes part.

Well, a promise is a promise and I try to keep all my promises! :angel:
So Genci's vote is secure, no need to worry! :D

:wavey: btw, so Safin's problem is that he's russian? :scratch: Did I get you right? :pPartly, yes :)

Rogiman and JMPower have their very own bashing thread now. :D :worship: :bowdown:
But shouldn't it be moved to NT? It's not like the Safinettes know anything about tennis. :shrug: :D

Safin has been SHITE for ages now.

I wouldn't trust him to carry my drink, let alone play a match.

:o Guys, are you not capable to find a woman for yourselves that you need desperetaly us, safinettes, to make your day better? Ok, come to us!! :aplot: :devil:

:bigclap: Vamos Marat!