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~**Nando Chicas Go Poetic**~

Mount Goddess
10-20-2005, 08:06 PM
I feel poetic today so thought I would write some poems about the chicos and chicas!!!

Mount Goddess
10-20-2005, 08:09 PM
What has Feli done to is hair?
He has given us all quite a scare.
What can we do to make him see,
This isn't the way his hair is meant to be!
The straight hair is so not in,
The Straighting irons must go in the bin!

Mount Goddess
10-20-2005, 08:22 PM
Nando is a little thing
Who makes all the girlies want to sing
He is so cute, he is so sweet
And at playing tennis he is quite neat!

siobhan
10-20-2005, 08:47 PM
:lol: Those poems are great! I'm always amazed when people manage to rhyme, really cool! :yeah:

Iza
10-21-2005, 11:58 AM
What has Feli done to is hair?
He has given us all quite a scare.
What can we do to make him see,
This isn't the way his hair is meant to be!
The straight hair is so not in,
The Straighting irons must go in the bin!


:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

Sommarsverige
10-21-2005, 08:04 PM
Wowww Leigh, I am also very impressed :yeah: :worship:

Mount Goddess
10-22-2005, 01:56 PM
Thank you all :hug: I am thinking of leaving my boring job to become a writer! :haha:

Nathy
10-22-2005, 10:41 PM
:worship: Miss JCF

Carlita
11-05-2005, 07:31 AM
Nando is a little thing
Who makes all the girlies want to sing
He is so cute, he is so sweet
And at playing tennis he is quite neat!:hug: aaaaaaaaaaaaw

I had not seen this thread!!!! :lol: it's great!! So my pinkie...where's the next one? :bounce: I love them :)

Carlita
11-05-2005, 07:38 AM
:o okay one I cooked, still sleepy...hahahaha but somehow I mean it.......:o


~Oh Fernando with your eyes so brown
with you around I cannot feel down
you make me happy you make me smile
yes for me you make it all worth while~

:hug:~Fer, gracias por ser como eres~:hug:

:hug:

Carlita
11-05-2005, 07:49 AM
:angel: a small tribute to the beauty of Carlos:angel:

~He's tall, he's dark, he's handsome too
well, he's just gorgeous, oh yes it's true!
Carlos, what a beautiful man
a true Lord, yeah, love him if you can~
:hearts:

Carlita
11-05-2005, 08:07 AM
:) and one for Rafa, so now I have covered my top 3 :lol:


~A "little" chico, his name is Rafael
hmmm, he's not so little then, oh well
a smile so cute, a body so strong
in my eyes he can do no wrong~

:angel:

Mount Goddess
11-05-2005, 04:47 PM
Very good Sjoukje! You will soon be a number 1 poet just like me!!!lol

Mount Goddess
11-05-2005, 04:50 PM
His hair so blonde, his eyes so brown
The Spanish guy turned my world upside down
I don't know how or why or when
All I know is it will never end
Without him I would be so at a loss
My one true love, my Juan Carlos.

becky1210
11-06-2005, 09:33 AM
sorry to butt in but since you guys are writing poems thought id join in

nando, nando your so fine,
oh why, oh why wont you be mine,
you have a gorgeous smile,
and a personality so sweet,
your a sensation, you make me complete,
your a super stud tennis pro,
with so much talent to show,
when you lose its so unfair,
but i spose it could be your hair,
your voice is sexy and deep,
staring at you i would never sleep,
oh nando oh nando your so fine,
i just cant believe that youll never be mine.

Carlita
11-06-2005, 02:50 PM
:wavey: Becky!!!! Brilliant!! :lol:

We want more poems chicas!!!! :woohoo:

Iza
11-06-2005, 06:00 PM
:wavey: hi Becky nice one ;)

Too bad I'm not a good poet :p :lol:

Carlita
11-06-2005, 06:35 PM
Too bad I'm not a good poet :p :lol:oooh go on Iza!!! Just put your thought down...doesnt have to rhyme either! ;)

Carlita
11-06-2005, 07:17 PM
Okay, one poem about the chica who started this thread :)


~she's a chica oh so sweet
who I hope one day to meet
she loves JC and pink stuff too
she's my pinkie pal mooooooooooooo
she cheers me up and is much fun
yes she can be a little sun
who am I talking about,
well can't you see?
she's our lovely pink chica
LEIGH~
:hug:

Mount Goddess
11-06-2005, 07:30 PM
ahhh sjoujke that is so sweet, I am really moved:crying2:

Love you:smooch: :smooch:

Jenrios
11-06-2005, 07:34 PM
LOve the poems chicas!

Mount Goddess
11-06-2005, 07:43 PM
Tommy Tommy is our boy
We would love him to be our boy.
Gaby is his one true love
He would take her to the stars above.
Tommy we'd be over the moon
If you could win a title soon!

Carlita
11-06-2005, 07:48 PM
~the first to say hello to me
what a dear friend she turned out to be
at tennis we cheer so very loud
our chicos make us oh so proud
fellow Nando Chica and Tiësto fan
she's there for me whenever she can
without her it wouldn't be the same
of course you know her
GABY is her name~

:hug:

freesbee
11-06-2005, 07:50 PM
awwwwww great poems chicas!! I heart them!!! :bigclap:

Mount Goddess
11-06-2005, 08:05 PM
My Chica's By Leigh

This poem I write chica's dear
I will say it loud for all to hear.
As my friends they are the best
So much better then all the rest.
So let me tell you who they are
And you will see why their all such stars.
First there's Freya, now what can I say?
At tennis, Nando she would like to play.
Sjoukje is next up we see
Senora Moya she would love to be.
Gaby we all know your bestest toy
Would be that little Tommy boy.
These are my very special friends
And my love for them will never end.

Carlita
11-06-2005, 08:07 PM
:hug: thank you Leigh!! That's so sweet :)

Mount Goddess
11-06-2005, 08:13 PM
Frogs are evil, frogs are bad,
Frogs will make you very sad.
They'll take away your bestest man
And trick them with an evil plan.
So to the frogs we all must say
"Evil frogs just go away!"

Mount Goddess
11-06-2005, 08:16 PM
Nando had some special shorts
He did not wear them on the courts.
Mooop shorts they were known to us
But no one else to see the fuss.
They make us laugh, they makes us cry
They make us say "oh Nando why?"

Mount Goddess
11-06-2005, 08:22 PM
There were two girls we saw one day
In the oddest clothes is all I can say.
Nothing matched and nothing went
They were not angels from heaven sent.
They thought they looked so really good
Like girls who hang out in the hood.
They think they are the girls we feird
But Patricia and Dafne you just look weird!

Carlita
11-06-2005, 08:33 PM
~Strawberry Chica, yes that she is
She's a lovely girl, I tell you this
Armada Chicos are her boys
she cheers for them with lots of noise
my pal from Belgium, she lives nearby
when we talk our talk we laugh til we cry
who is this Chica? I hear you say
well it's the the lovely Freya, hey hey hey~

:hug:

Mount Goddess
11-06-2005, 08:39 PM
AHHHHH that is so cute Pinkie mooooooooooooooooo

freesbee
11-06-2005, 08:46 PM
I told you nothing rhymes with Freya :lol:

but that's very very very nice, I love it :yeah: :hug: :D

Sommarsverige
11-06-2005, 09:21 PM
:worship: :worship: :worship:

Wow, you all are so wonderful poets :)
Maybe I will also give it a try, but I think me needs some time for it ;)

Mount Goddess
11-06-2005, 09:29 PM
Hi:wavey:

freesbee
11-06-2005, 09:32 PM
Nobody can pronounce her name
yet all over the world she has such fame.


She loves Fernando and Carlos of Moya, the Lord
in her company nobody gets bored!

She loves also pink and all Verdasco BlingBling
in Madrid she felt her hubby's cheeks sting (lol)

She is a true and caring friend
she stays with you until the very end [unless Carlos plays :p]

Everytime I'm with her I have a great time
her poems are great, I love the way she can rhyme!!! (lol ok so I didn't know what to rhyme time with)

This wonderful Chica's hair is Fernando Brown
^^Lady Carlita^^ wears the Nando Chica Crown!!

Carlita
11-06-2005, 09:34 PM
:hug: Frezzleeeeeees!!! Thank you :hug:

Mount Goddess
11-06-2005, 09:35 PM
lol that is good!

freesbee
11-06-2005, 09:57 PM
This Chica is so sweet:angel:
and a bit evil too:devil:
that's why I love her :kiss:
she is our Pink mooooooooooooooooooooooooo :lol:

Leigh loves Enric:hearts:
and Enrique too:lick:
but most of all
and this is true
she loves Juan Carlos :couple:
he makes her heart go boom titi boom titi boom :inlove:

Mount Goddess
11-06-2005, 10:05 PM
ahhh that is sweet. You chicas make me cry

Carlita
11-06-2005, 10:18 PM
:lol:.......and this concludes the Sunday night of Chica poetry for now. Thank you for your attention, please join us again very soon and do feel free to post your chico/chica poems here :hug:

Goodnight:wavey:

Eruwen
11-07-2005, 06:56 AM
~the first to say hello to me

what a dear friend she turned out to be
at tennis we cheer so very loud
our chicos make us oh so proud
fellow Nando Chica and Tiësto fan
she's there for me whenever she can
without her it wouldn't be the same
of course you know her
GABY is her name~

:hug:

Awww how sweet! I'm teary eyed now! :lol: Thanks chica :hug: I'm still very glad we met!

Eruwen
11-07-2005, 06:58 AM
My Chica's By Leigh

This poem I write chica's dear
I will say it loud for all to hear.
As my friends they are the best
So much better then all the rest.
So let me tell you who they are
And you will see why their all such stars.
First there's Freya, now what can I say?
At tennis, Nando she would like to play.
Sjoukje is next up we see
Senora Moya she would love to be.
Gaby we all know your bestest toy
Would be that little Tommy boy.
These are my very special friends
And my love for them will never end. :hug: Thanks sweetie!

becky1210
11-08-2005, 10:40 AM
hey guys thanks for the nice feedback about my poem hope you truly liked it .all of your were fantastic i loved reading them. well i decided to write another while im on here hope u like.

the chicas off this thread are so sweet,
one super sexy guy made us all meet,
we are writing poems that rhyme,
because we are bored and have heaps of time,
we all love chatting,
about whats being happening,
its gorgeous nandos birthday soon,
id give him the world including the moon,
he deserves so much more,
thats what i adore,
the fact that hes humble,and kind,
never rude or hard to find,
when i go on this thread,im so grateful to find,
pictures of nando to keep on my mind,
thankyou so much for pictures and such,
of a hottie that im so wanting to touch,
keep up the great work on here,
cant wait for the next poem to appear.

love bec

Carlita
11-08-2005, 11:10 AM
:woohoo: gooooooo Becky!!!! :lol: wonderful!!!! :)

siobhan
11-08-2005, 04:33 PM
Chicas, you're amazing poets! :worship:

Mount Goddess
11-08-2005, 06:11 PM
Ahhh Bec that was really good. You are a little poem star!!

Mount Goddess
11-08-2005, 06:20 PM
A Poem For The Chicos

A poem for the chicos
Cos they are all our heros
They brighten up our boring days
With the funny things they do and say.
They all have the looks and latin charm
We know they would never do us any harm.
At tennis they simple are the best
They will always beat all the rest.
If anyone took our chicos away
We would cry and scream and make them pay!

ayena
11-09-2005, 05:53 PM
Really great poems girls!!! All of them!!! :worship:
And here is my little poetry try :p


Who's the nicest on the world??
Who's the funniest with no words??
Who can cheer hard like no one else
When the chicos give thier best??
Yeah ok i now what you mean
The greatest fans that chicos have seen
Nando Chicas rule the board
And that's the greatest news to be heard!!!
So thank you chicas for being here
Cause with you there's no fear
That I will be bored or sad
or even sometimes mad
Cause with you there's so much fun
And days are nice even without sun!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

Iza
11-09-2005, 06:19 PM
chicas' poems are best :yeah:

Carlita
11-09-2005, 07:14 PM
:clap2::clap2::clap2: wonderful!!! More, more! :lol:

Éowyn
11-09-2005, 07:41 PM
nando wando
there once was a guy named nando
his hotness the girls couldn't quite handle [sorry i couldn't think of a good rhyme :tape: ]
someone made an av about his nipple
it was almost as cute as his tummy that ripples

erm yeah thats it sorry it sucked. i don't do nando so well.

not about your chicos but i wanted to post them anyway
~~~
there's a lovely guy named baby
he's the best in the world maybe
i love to look at his tummy
it always looks very yummy
he has a sister and a brother
and i thnk he'd make a great lover :tape: (it's mummys fault she told me i couldn't rhyme goran with moron so i had to change my last 2 lines)
~~~

there once was a man named fish
he played tennis and was quite a dish
and there once was man named duck
he had no brain but liked to fuck :tape:

Éowyn
11-09-2005, 07:54 PM
have you seen my mummy?
have you seen my mummy?
she's in love with a lord
she thinks that he's quite yummy
and he never lets her get bored
she has a baby named fer
and a super cute turtle too
she told them off when they cut their hair
but at least they didn't dye it blue
She's really not a lolita
but wishes she was spanish
her name is lady carlita
but it seems she has left me vanished

mummys going to kill me :bolt: please don't take my pet turtle away

Carlita
11-09-2005, 07:58 PM
:haha: oh CARLOS !!! JJ!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :sobbing: :lol:

me likes :yeah:

Éowyn
11-09-2005, 08:08 PM
My mummy loves a man named Dinand
she loves him alot especially when he's with his band
she didnt like what he did to his hair
she got very upset said it wasn't very fair

Éowyn
11-09-2005, 08:10 PM
:haha: oh CARLOS !!! JJ!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :sobbing: :lol:

me likes :yeah:

:)

Carlita
11-09-2005, 08:13 PM
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/cheering.gifgo JJ! :lol:

Éowyn
11-09-2005, 08:13 PM
gaby loves a guy named tommy robby
she made him a site as a hobby
tommyrobredo.net
it's the best tommy site yet
you should visit everyday
it'll make you happy in everyway

Eruwen
11-09-2005, 08:15 PM
Awwww thanks! :D

Éowyn
11-09-2005, 08:23 PM
fernando verdasco
he's hot like tobasco

Carlita
11-09-2005, 08:25 PM
fernando verdasco
he's hot like tobasco:aplot: ooooooh yeah baby!!

Éowyn
11-09-2005, 09:39 PM
i thought you'd like tha one :)

freesbee
11-10-2005, 07:21 PM
gaby loves a guy named tommy robby
she made him a site as a hobby
tommyrobredo.net
it's the best tommy site yet
you should visit everyday
it'll make you happy in everyway

:lol: that's a great one!!!!! :yeah:

Éowyn
11-10-2005, 09:42 PM
glad you like it :)

Iza
11-11-2005, 10:29 AM
:haha: lovely ones :yeah:

Carlita
11-11-2005, 12:10 PM
:D anyone got more poems?? :D

freesbee
11-11-2005, 09:14 PM
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CRIMINAL.

This man has committed an unforgivable crime
though we have known and trusted him for some time.
He is tall and fair

and used to have fluffy hair -
he has a deep sexy voice
so he didn't give us any choice
when he said "you're welcome".

He made us drown in his deep dark brown eyes
and he never told us any lies.
He is so lovely and sweet
but he tricked us with such deceit!

Please let us know if you have seen this man
and send him to us if you can.
He has stolen our hearts
and we would like to see him again
before he leaves us behind and departs.

Carlita
11-11-2005, 09:22 PM
:clap2: Frezzleeeees!!! :bigclap: brilliant!!! My goodness..such inspirtation :)

*:secret: to answer your question: he's in Tarragona:)*

siobhan
11-11-2005, 09:32 PM
frees, that's awesome! You chicas amaze me more and more ... :yeah:

Mount Goddess
11-11-2005, 09:33 PM
hey that is good!!! 10/10

Carlita
11-11-2005, 09:49 PM
~Nando Land~

There is a place I love to be
it's on the net and good to me
in Nando Land chicas are sweet
in Nando Land we love to meet
in Nando Land we dance and sing
we talk and talk and can do our own thing
in Nando Land there is no hate only love and fun
in Nando Land Fernando is our sweetest hun
in Nando Land chicas stand together strong
so no one can do Fer (& chicas) any wrong
in Nando Land you should come and play




~CHICAS 4 CHICAS,& NANDO, ALL THE WAY~

:banana::banana::banana:

freesbee
11-11-2005, 09:50 PM
Nando Chicas rule!!! :woohoo: :lol: it's fantastic!!!!! :yeah:

Mount Goddess
11-11-2005, 09:52 PM
That is great 10/10!!

siobhan
11-11-2005, 10:10 PM
Sjoukje, that is great! :worship:

Éowyn
11-12-2005, 12:29 AM
~Nando Land~

There is a place I love to be
it's on the net and good to me
in Nando Land chicas are sweet
in Nando Land we love to meet
in Nando Land we dance and sing
we talk and talk and can do our own thing
in Nando Land there is no hate only love and fun
in Nando Land Fernando is our sweetest hun
in Nando Land chicas stand together strong
so no one can do Fer (& chicas) any wrong
in Nando Land you should come and play




~CHICAS 4 CHICAS,& NANDO, ALL THE WAY~

:banana::banana::banana:

*replaces all nandos with babies :ras: babyland is the best and you know it

Carlita
11-12-2005, 07:32 AM
*replaces all nandos with babies :ras: babyland is the best and you know it:lol: naaaaaaaah........Nando Land and it's Chicas & Chico RULE!! :banana:


and HEEEEEEY!! do not mess up my art!!:( :ras:

Eruwen
11-12-2005, 09:26 AM
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CRIMINAL.


This man has committed an unforgivable crime
though we have known and trusted him for some time.
He is tall and fair

and used to have fluffy hair -
he has a deep sexy voice
so he didn't give us any choice
when he said "you're welcome".

He made us drown in his deep dark brown eyes
and he never told us any lies.
He is so lovely and sweet
but he tricked us with such deceit!

Please let us know if you have seen this man
and send him to us if you can.
He has stolen our hearts
and we would like to see him again
before he leaves us behind and departs.


I LOVE it! You're good! :yeah:

Eruwen
11-12-2005, 09:27 AM
~Nando Land~



There is a place I love to be
it's on the net and good to me
in Nando Land chicas are sweet
in Nando Land we love to meet
in Nando Land we dance and sing
we talk and talk and can do our own thing
in Nando Land there is no hate only love and fun
in Nando Land Fernando is our sweetest hun
in Nando Land chicas stand together strong
so no one can do Fer (& chicas) any wrong
in Nando Land you should come and play




~CHICAS 4 CHICAS,& NANDO, ALL THE WAY~



:banana::banana::banana:
Amen! :worship:

Carlita
11-12-2005, 03:51 PM
Sad :awww:
Think:scratch:
Nando:hearts:
Happy :D

freesbee
11-12-2005, 03:53 PM
:haha:

Carlita
11-12-2005, 03:55 PM
faith
religion
Lord
Carlos :worship:

Iza
11-12-2005, 06:54 PM
:lol:

freesbee
11-12-2005, 06:55 PM
so concise (I learned that word of one of my teachers who commented one of my essays with :lol: ), yet so brilliant:bowdown::rocker: rock the fuck on!!!!! :lol:

Carlita
11-13-2005, 06:35 PM
~A Romanian Chica in Nando Land
is lovely too you should understand
she's our baby chica, let it be said
she made a yummy, sweet, hot and Fer-licious thread
she loves our Nando and many others too
she's Nandicted, oh yes it's true
also creative with pics and colour
a big hug for IZA, there's no one else like her~

:hug:

freesbee
11-13-2005, 07:03 PM
An ode to the long ferrrrlicious locks

O long luscious locks
blowing in the wind
in a cute little ponytail
how we miss you.

O long luscious locks
how we all love you
it should be a law
to never cut you off again.

O long luscious locks
blonde or black
or fernando brown
We want them back.

Carlita
11-13-2005, 07:05 PM
:worship: amen to that one :worship:

Iza
11-14-2005, 11:09 AM
~A Romanian Chica in Nando Land
is lovely too you should understand
she's our baby chica, let it be said
she made a yummy, sweet, hot and Fer-licious thread
she loves our Nando and many others too
she's Nandicted, oh yes it's true
also creative with pics and colour
a big hug for IZA, there's no one else like her~

:hug:




oh Sjoukjs that is so sweet :kiss: I feel honoured :smooch:

Iza
11-14-2005, 11:11 AM
Frezzita that is locks poem is fab :lol: :yeah:

Carlita
11-21-2005, 10:08 PM
:dance: any more poems chicas??? :lol:

Mount Goddess
11-25-2005, 10:16 PM
This next poem is for Freya, it's called Snow!


Snow is falling to the ground
Making the cars skid round and round
I hope they do not brash and bash
Or that would be a awful clash

Mount Goddess
11-25-2005, 10:24 PM
This one is for Sjoukje, it's called Pink

Pink, pink you make me think
That you must be this missing link
The worlds bestest colour is what you are
You are a pretty star

Carlita
11-25-2005, 10:26 PM
ooooh lovely Pinkie Mooooooooooooo :hug:

freesbee
11-26-2005, 07:09 PM
:lol: that's lovely leigh :hug: :yeah:

Mount Goddess
11-26-2005, 08:24 PM
Thanks but I feel these are not up to my best standard!!!

siobhan
11-27-2005, 06:01 PM
*cough* I'm almost embarrassed to share this, but I wrote a little limerick:

There once were some chicos from Spain
Who nearly made the chicas go insane
The all looked good as hell
And played tennis so well
But they hated suspensions due to rain.

Uh ... well. :lol:

Carlita
11-27-2005, 06:03 PM
Hanna!! :lol: it rocks ;)

siobhan
11-27-2005, 06:10 PM
Thanks! ;) I especially like the last line when I sooo didn't know what else to write that would rhyme with Spain. :haha:

Mount Goddess
11-27-2005, 06:15 PM
Way to go :worship: :worship: Me likes this poem very much

Carlita
11-27-2005, 09:28 PM
http://smileys.******************/cat/11/11_1_211.gif (http://www.******************/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZZ)

You know this chico named Fer
who has got quite a lot of flair
with that smile that he's got
and a body so hot
he's making us all walk on air

freesbee
11-27-2005, 09:32 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's great!!!! :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigclap:

Mount Goddess
11-27-2005, 09:34 PM
Has it worked??? http://smileys.******************/cat/4/4_17_211.gif (http://www.******************/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm227AXGB)

Carlita
12-24-2005, 07:55 PM
On the first day of Christmas,
the ATP sent to me
Lord Carlos in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
the ATP sent to me
Two Charly tattoos,
And Lord Carlos in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
The ATP sent to me
Three grand slaaams,
Two Charly tattoos,
And Lord Carlos in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
the ATP sent to me
Four Nando haircuts,
Three grand slaaams,
Two Charly tattoos,
And Lord Carlos in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
the ATP sent to me
Five pairs of mooo shorts,
Four Nando haircuts,
Three grand slaaams,
Two Charly tattoos,
And Lord Carlos in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
the ATP sent to me
Six Spanish Sex Gods,
Five pairs of Mooo shorts,
Four Nando haircuts,
Three grand slaaams,
Two Charly tattoos,
And Lord Carlos in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
the ATP sent to me
Seven Rafa titles,
Six Spanish Sex Gods,
Five pairs of mooo shorts,
Four Nando haircuts,
Three Grand Slaaams,
Two Charly tattoos,
And Lord Carlos in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
the ATP sent to me
Eight Juanqui sponsors,
Seven Rafa titles,
Six Spanish Sex Gods,
Five pairs of Mooo shorts,
Four Nando haircuts,
Three Grand Slaaams,
Two Charly tattoos,
And Lord Carlos in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
the ATP sent to me
Nine Feli girlfriends,
Eight Juanqui sponsors,
Seven Rafa titles,
Six Spanish Sex Gods,
Five pairs of Moo shorts,
Four Nando haircuts,
Three Grand Slaaams,
Two Charly tattoos,
And Lord Carlos tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
the ATP sent to me
Ten Chicas stalking,
Nine Feli girlfriends,
Eight Juanqui sponsors,
Seven Rafa titles,
Six Spanish Sex Gods,
Five pairs of Mooo shorts,
Four Nando haircuts,
Three Grand Slaaams,
Two Charly tattoos,
And Lord Carlos in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
the ATP sent to me
Eleven Tommy sweeties,
Ten Chicas stalking,
Nine Feli girlfriends,
Eight Juanqui sponsors,
Seven Rafa titles,
Six Spanish Sex Gods,
Five pairs of Mooo shorts,
Four Nando haircuts,
Three Grand Slaaams,
Two Charly tattoos,
And Lord Carlos in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
the ATP sent to me
Twelve tennis umpires,
Eleven Tommy sweeties,
Ten Chicas stalking,
Nine Feli girlfriends,
Eight Juanqui sponsors,
Seven Rafa titles,
Six Spanish Sex Gods,
Five pairs of Mooo shorts,
Four Nando haircuts,
Three Grand Slaaams,
Two Charly tattoos,
And Lord Carlos in a pear tree!



re-arranged especially for you all by Leigh:angel: & Sjoukje:angel:

Mount Goddess
12-24-2005, 07:58 PM
Hope you all like our christmas gift for you!!

freesbee
12-24-2005, 08:11 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: it's brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :worship:

Carlita
12-24-2005, 10:19 PM
I took out 2 verses :lol:


"Frosty the Snowman" turns "Nando the Chico"



Nando the Chico

Was a jolly happy soul

With a cutie smile and a button nose

And two eyes as dark as coal



Nando the Chico

Is a sweetheart so they say

He was pure as snow

But the chicas know

How he became a hunk one day



There must have been some magic

In that sexy shirt they found

For when they put it on his bod

He began to dance around



Nando the Chico

Was as sexy as he could be

And the chicas say

He could laugh and play

Much more sexy than you and me



Nando the Chico

Knew the sun was hot that day

So he said let's run

And we'll have some fun

when you come to watch me play



Down to the claycourt

With a racket in his hand

Running here and there all around the square

Saying catch me if you can



Nando the Chico

was a big smash here that day

But he waved goodbye

Saying don't you cry

I'll be back again some day

Mount Goddess
12-24-2005, 10:24 PM
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freesbee
12-24-2005, 10:31 PM
berry nice!!!!!!:D :yeah:

ayena
12-26-2005, 08:45 PM
Really great poem-songs!! :yeah: :yeah:

Mount Goddess
02-17-2006, 10:00 PM
My poem head is on today
What joy, what fun the chicas say!
To all the chicos who play today
Good luck, good luck is what I say!

Carlita
03-02-2006, 07:45 PM
*bump* :lol:

Pinkieeeeeeeeeeee where's your poet head???? :rolls:

Mount Goddess
03-03-2006, 06:49 PM
My head is hurting these days and can't think of any:sad:

Mount Goddess
03-05-2006, 09:09 PM
Nando had such a sexy ass
Moo Shorts couldn't let it pass
'I'll make it into an av' one day she said
'To give me sweet dreams when I go to bed'

Carlita
03-05-2006, 09:11 PM
~an ode to my avatar~



look at my av, isn't it sweet?
yeah I would say that ass is quite neat
when he walks up the stairs how i love to be there
it takes all my strength to not go and stare
it's one of the cutest asses you'll ever see
oh why oh why can't this ass belong to me?
or rather the person attached to this wealth
my goodness, i wonder if he's bad for my health!
oh no he's Nando, the sweetest of guys
trust me it's hard to find someone this nice
so all i can do is look but don't touch
I guess it's something, if not all that much
Nando is lovely in so many ways
he putting the sunshine into my days!



:hug:

Mount Goddess
03-05-2006, 09:36 PM
Pinkie and moo shorts went out to play
On such a bright sunny day
They went to the park and who did they see
Nando and Juan Carlos splashing in the sea
And idea came a little trick
The chico's clothes those girls did nick
And when the boys got out the sea
A beautiful sight the chica's eyes did see!!

Carlita
03-05-2006, 09:38 PM
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/yu.gifwoohoo Pinkie Moooooooooooo :haha:

chicky841
03-05-2006, 10:05 PM
good poems leigh and carlita. that last one made me laugh!

Carlita
03-22-2006, 09:26 PM
an ode to "the hair avatar"

Lovely Nando hair oh where have you gone?
I still miss you around, but what can be done?
In honour of you I made this one
Where you're bouncing so happy in the sun
Will you ever return is a question i ask Fer
Please please please Cariño grow back your lovely hair


:haha: sorry all, me bored!!! :spit: (but it's true I do miss the locks...still...no matter how :hearts: he looks now..... I want it back! )

Carlita
06-23-2006, 02:49 PM
las bumpas :lol:

chico
~ Fer
chica's
~ Nando
sweetie
~ Fernando

J O Y

Carlita
09-01-2006, 01:15 PM
*bump :rocker2:

bump bump bump
I bump this thread
tell me chicas....
where's your poet head?

:angel:

SloKid
09-01-2006, 01:38 PM
I posted this in another thread as the faith in Lord Carlos was questioned again, but since this is the Poetic thread, I repost it here:

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will not fear, because Lord Carlos is here.
His backhand might be iffy,
but you need help and he'll be here in a jiffy.
His guidance has brought me light,
his opponents must be ready to fight.
He won a slam, cause he's so cool,
hey he even took Rafa to school.
I will never despair as long as I believe,
that Lord Carlos is great
and his love will never leave."
Psalm 3 in the Book of Carlos
:worship:

Carlita
09-01-2006, 01:44 PM
:sobbing:it's brilliant :haha:

:speakles: how can all these people question the faith in Lord Carlos?:confused:


:worship:

SloKid
09-01-2006, 01:53 PM
I found Psalm 2, that addresses the unfaithful ones. :)

"Oh ye of little faith gather around
listen to this magical sound
Lord hit a forehand winner down the line
Crowd goes crazy, must be a heavenly sign
Whatever the surface, hard or clay
It don't worry us, we know he can play
You still doubt his presence after this?
It's really your loss, cause we bask in his bliss.
But thou shall not fear just yet
He'll convert you too, right after winning this set"
Psalm 2 in the Book of Carlos
:worship:

Carlita
09-01-2006, 01:57 PM
:sobbing::sobbing::sobbing:


:worship: I say: HallehCarlos :worship:

Carlita
09-02-2006, 08:45 AM
now we also need Psalm 1 :lol:

How many are there??? :eek:

SloKid
09-02-2006, 09:26 AM
I'll see what I can do. :p

And I don't know yet. :lol:

justClaudia
09-02-2006, 02:39 PM
:speakles: how can all these people question the faith in Lord Carlos?:confused:


They know nothing. Show 'em the light Sjoukje!!!! :lol:

Lord Carlos. :worship:

Carlita
09-02-2006, 02:50 PM
They know nothing. Show 'em the light Sjoukje!!!! :lol:

Lord Carlos. :worship:I think I'll give our chico Milan the job of Lord Carlos Light Bringer :lol: He's good with words, and spreading the word :angel:

:worship:May Lord Charly stand by Chico Fer today :worship:

freesbee
09-02-2006, 03:03 PM
I think I'll give our chico Milan the job of Lord Carlos Light Bringer :lol: He's good with words, and spreading the word :angel:

:worship:May Lord Charly stand by Chico Fer today :worship:
:rolls: good plan!

justClaudia
09-02-2006, 04:15 PM
I think I'll give our chico Milan the job of Lord Carlos Light Bringer :lol: He's good with words, and spreading the word :angel:

:worship:May Lord Charly stand by Chico Fer today :worship:

Good idea!! :D
So I guess Milan is from now on : the oficial Lord Carlos Light Bringer. :lol:


Please Lord, stick with Nando!!! He needs all your wisdom today. :worship:

Complicated match for Fernando, btw. :scared:

Carlita
11-12-2006, 05:59 PM
*bump*
so far the Official Lord Carlos Light Bringer has not delivered the Carlos Psalms... :awww:

Carlita
11-12-2006, 06:14 PM
Nando Chicas are great
Nando Chicas are fun
oh how wonderful they all get along

Nando Chicas are crazy
Nando Chicas are kind
they cheer eachother up when they are losing their mind

Without the Nando Chicas the world would be grey
And without the Nando Chicos too, I should really say

So thank you my friends for being a part
of my life in which I love you with all my heart

:hug:

freesbee
11-12-2006, 06:26 PM
awww Sjoukje that's beautiful :hug:

Mount Goddess
11-12-2006, 06:59 PM
that is very nice:) :) :)

Sommarsverige
11-12-2006, 07:28 PM
Awwwwwwwwww, how sweet :hug:

silver7
11-13-2006, 01:44 PM
Sjoukje it´s a reaaaaally nice one :hug:

freesbee
11-14-2006, 02:09 PM
*bump*
so far the Official Lord Carlos Light Bringer has not delivered the Carlos Psalms... :awww:

I put him to work today :lol:

Carlita
11-14-2006, 02:31 PM
I put him to work today :lol:Lord Carlos blesses you child :angel:


:lol:

SloKid
11-15-2006, 01:13 PM
Here comes, by popular demand, Chasing Carlos, a little adaptation of the great Snow Patrol song Chasing Cars:

We do it all
everytime
we see him play
We don't need
anything
or anyone

If I stand here
if I just stand here
would Carlos pass by me
when he gets off the courts

I don't quite know
what to say
when he plays
those three sets
are not too much
they're not enough

If I stay here
if I just stay here
would Carlos pass by me
when he gets off the courts
Forget what I just told,
before it gets too old
show me a garden,
where I can chase Flaaf.

Let's waste time
chasing Carlos
around the courts

I need his face
to feed my needs
to please my soul

If I stay here
if I just stay here
would Carlos pass by me
when he gets off the courts
Forget what I just told,
before it gets too old
show me a garden,
where I can chase Flaaf.

Oh what a man
All I could ever ask
is there in his perfect arms
they're all I can see

I don't know when,
confused about how as well
just know that this stalking will never change for us at all.

If I stay here
if I just stay here
would Carlos pass by me
when he gets off the courts

Carlita
11-15-2006, 01:17 PM
:rocker2:

:worship:

:yeah:

:gnibbos:

freesbee
11-15-2006, 01:23 PM
:rolls: awesome :worship:

SloKid
11-21-2006, 09:51 AM
My tribute to the Nando chicas! :hug:

Amongst the lovely Nando chicas is where I found my mtf home,
Sjoukje, Freya, Leigh, Gaby, Birte, Iza, I'm sure I forgot some,
but I would like to say they are all great and so much fun,
even if it's raining outside, in Nando land, cause of them there's always sun.
Thank you for welcoming me with open arms,
in order to repay you I came up with these few rhymes.

:)

Carlita
11-21-2006, 09:58 AM
:hug: Milaaaaaaaaaaaaan :)

that's so sweet :) :hug:

We love having you here :D

Sommarsverige
11-21-2006, 03:43 PM
My tribute to the Nando chicas! :hug:

Amongst the lovely Nando chicas is where I found my mtf home,
Sjoukje, Freya, Leigh, Gaby, Birte, Iza, I'm sure I forgot some,
but I would like to say they are all great and so much fun,
even if it's raining outside, in Nando land, cause of them there's always sun.
Thank you for welcoming me with open arms,
in order to repay you I came up with these few rhymes.

:)

Milan, thanks for this great poem :hug:
In the past, all the chicos in this thread came and disappeared again, we all hope that you will stay, cos you belong to the Nando chica(o)s! :worship: :hug:

Mount Goddess
11-21-2006, 07:38 PM
awww that is soooooo sweet *hugs* *hugs* *hugs* and *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*

Carlita
12-03-2006, 05:26 PM
hmm with all this ripping of cds I think I'm going to have to find a song and re-write the lyrics! :lol:

Pinkie, almost that time of year again.... we need a 2006 Christmas song :D

Carlita
12-14-2006, 10:38 AM
Pinkie, I was thinking..... we could turn Winter Wonderland into Winter Nando Land :)

to start with :lol:

Mount Goddess
12-14-2006, 09:04 PM
good idea moo:) :) :) but do you know all the words?

Carlita
12-14-2006, 09:28 PM
Im sure its on the net somewhere :D we find them and re-write :angel:

Carlita
12-16-2006, 06:05 PM
Okay my first attempt :o


~Armada Wonderland~



Chicas sing
are you listening
Nando’s smile
yes it’s glistening
A beautiful sight
we're happy tonight
walking in a Nando Wonderland
Gone away is Lord Charly
but he’ll be back, looking lovely
He sings a love song
as we go along
walking in a Nando Wonderland

In the meadow we can see Juan Carlos
Then pretend that he is Milan Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
we'll say: No man
But you can do the job
when you're in town

Later on
we see Tommy
as we dream of what could be
With Feli and Dave
the plans that we've made
walking in a Nando Wonderland

In the meadow we can cheer for Nando
and pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister Nando
until lil naughty Rafa knocks him down

Then it snows
ain't it thrilling
Chicas & chicos oh so willing
We'll frolic and play
the Eskimo way
walking in a Nando Wonderland

Walking in a Nando Wonderland
walking in Armada Wonderland


***




Milan I wanted you in the song somewhere, so for now your name is Milan Brown :lol: :o:angel:

SloKid
12-16-2006, 06:07 PM
I don't mind. :lol:

And that's pretty good. :worship:

freesbee
12-16-2006, 06:10 PM
:lol: that's great!! :yeah:

Mount Goddess
12-16-2006, 08:04 PM
:worship: :worship: :worship: you moo that is AMAZING, I don't think I can top that this festive season!!!

lovemario
12-16-2006, 09:06 PM
great song http://www.yelims.com/Noel/Noel13.gif

Carlita
12-16-2006, 09:53 PM
thanks :)

Gordana, love all the hats on the smilies :lol:


oooh tatatatataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

another Christmas CRACKER coming up :rocker2:

Take it away Pinkie!!! :worship:

Mount Goddess
12-16-2006, 10:04 PM
Ok here is my 2006 effort with the help of Santa Baby!!!!

Nando baby, slip a chico under the tree, for us
We've been awful good girls
Nando baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Nando baby, Tommy Robredo too,wearing light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the tennis we missed
Think of all the chicos that we haven't kissed
Next year i could be oh so good
If you'd check Juan Carlos off my christmas list
Rafa too bee doo

Nando honey, we wanna grand slam and really that's
Not a lot
We've been an angels all year
Nando baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Nando cutie, there's one thing i really do need, the deed
To have a chico all mine
Nando cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Nando baby, we're filling our stocking with a racquet, and ball
Sign your 'x' on the line
Nando baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim our christmas tree
With some chicos with rings from tiffany's
We really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in us
Boo doo bee doo

Nando baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a Carlos
Cos he is our boss
Nando baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

Carlita
12-16-2006, 10:06 PM
:worship::worship::worship:

freesbee
12-16-2006, 10:06 PM
:worship: :worship: :worship:

freesbee
12-16-2006, 10:07 PM
:lol:

Mount Goddess
12-16-2006, 10:09 PM
OMG you two are the same person lol lol lol

Carlita
12-16-2006, 10:14 PM
:lol: and at the same time too! :eek:

FerrersLinda
12-16-2006, 10:26 PM
I bow to all of you Poetic Nando Chicas!:worship:

Mount Goddess
12-16-2006, 10:33 PM
anyone else want to join in the festive activities?

Carlita
12-16-2006, 10:39 PM
:aparty: I shall try to re-write tomorrow :)

:wavey:

Carlita
05-14-2007, 07:54 PM
Fer's Lucky Charm

has anyone seen Fer's lucky charm?
he sure could use it right now
where did it go, Fer's lucky charm?
did someone take it somehow?

so if you have seen Fer's lucky charm
would you please be a dear
and send Fer's sweet lucky charm
back to him so he can have it near?

of course he won't need it
he's got the whole deal
but it's comforting to have it
when he needs to feel
lucky, in charge and top of the bill
so please help us find it
please say you will.....

:awww:

Carlita
05-18-2007, 09:36 AM
suerte Fer
that's what we say
suerte Fer
every day

go and win the biggest price
we all want you to do this so much
it would be oh so nice

suerte Fer
make everyone proud
suerte Fer
so we will cheer out loud

support is here, this is true
whenever you need, want or wish
we will be there for you

suerte Fer
you know you can
suerte Fer
be our champion man :bigclap:

Carlita
05-18-2007, 09:42 AM
I think I might open a poem section on VO..and copy some from here to there.

of course not all of them :o

Carlita
08-04-2007, 08:42 AM
but in which part of the VO forum shall I put them? Any suggestions? :shrug:

freesbee
08-04-2007, 10:55 AM
Arty stuff? :p

Carlita
08-04-2007, 11:30 AM
hm mmm good one :)

Carlita
09-03-2008, 07:49 PM
:lol: I totally forgot about this! I will post some of the poems on the other forum. If the poets agree of course :angel:

Gl3nnVD
06-25-2009, 11:08 PM
It's my first time, so bear with me, lol.



Blonde, black and all that
but never a hat.
Straight up or down,
maybe next time in the shape of a crown.
It's always a surprise,
the girls yell: nice!
And this time it went from gel
to 'au naturel'

Carlita
06-26-2009, 09:44 AM
:haha: go Glenn!