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The Roddick Crime and Punishment Thread

warmy
10-20-2005, 01:16 AM
Andy has made many beautiful, funny, vibrant, and loyal people down right depressed today. For this and other sins I propose he should be punished. Ideas? :devil:

Carito_90
10-20-2005, 01:22 AM
Spank. Spank. And cock ring. That's all you need.

partygirl
10-20-2005, 01:23 AM
you knew id be first to respond...right?...or second ;)

can i recommend something im partial too?

"wet spankings"...think about it :devil: :angel:
like water torture, ony sexier for the punisher, and punishee too..if he knows whats good.

surfpinky
10-20-2005, 01:47 AM
an ass-kicking from godzilla.

warmy
10-20-2005, 01:52 AM
Well Andy’s going to need to know what he’s being punished for so we’re gonna need to be specific. Hmm.

Crime: Making my dear sweet friends sad .

Punishment: After Andy and James have finished their doubles match Andy should be punished. Me and a few un-named accomplices and bribed security guards shall tackle Andy to the ground. With the crowd watching bewildered, but intrigued, we will strip Andy naked and tie him up, while two beefy security guards hold him to attention. My dear friends take their time and one by one administer their punishments. My punishment shall go last and consists of nothing but a cock ring, feathers, ice cubes, a riding crop, and lots of time. :devil:

Deboogle!.
10-20-2005, 01:54 AM
Can I just punish him by sending him to a sports shrink? :shrug:

Carito_90
10-20-2005, 01:55 AM
You got it, warmy ;)

Carito_90
10-20-2005, 01:55 AM
Wow deb... you're being... harsh... :scared:

:lol:

snaillyyy
10-20-2005, 01:56 AM
Since he has caused such anguish, his punishment can be whatever you wanted it to be! when we all get done I wish he realized your punihsment is the "best" Deb :awww:

melissa7
10-20-2005, 01:58 AM
I think his punishment should be NO spanking, NO cockrings, NO sex at all until he wins a match. It certainly gives him some incentive.

warmy
10-20-2005, 01:58 AM
Can I just punish him by sending him to a sports shrink? :shrug:

The harshest punishment yet.

:worship: :worship: :worship:

Andy will beg for mercy and swear on his racquet and manhood never to displease Mistress Deb again. :bowdown:

partygirl
10-20-2005, 01:59 AM
Well Andy’s going to need to know what he’s being punished for so we’re gonna need to be specific. Hmm.

Crime: Making my dear sweet friends sad .

Punishment: After Andy and James have finished their doubles match Andy should be punished. Me and a few un-named accomplices and bribed security guards shall tackle Andy to the ground. With the crowd watching bewildered, but intrigued, we will strip Andy naked and tie him up, while two beefy security guards hold him to attention. My dear friends take their time and one by one administer their punishments. My punishment shall go last and consists of nothing but a cock ring, feathers, ice cubes, a riding crop, and lots of time. :devil:

oooh, im all perked up...its like a gang bang :devil:

Can I just punish him by sending him to a sports shrink? :shrug:
that's a post punishment sentence...he'll need it to regain his confidence after we degrade him & break him...but i fear he is already broken, oh well.
doctors help repair, they are not sufficant punishment :devil: :devil:

warmy
10-20-2005, 03:05 AM
that's a post punishment sentence...he'll need it to regain his confidence after we degrade him & break him...but i fear he is already broken, oh well.
doctors help repair, they are not sufficant punishment :devil: :devil:

Before, after, whatever. I just want to watch the therapy session. Stubborn and embarrassed Andy is so very entertaining. Mmmmmmmm

Wooh. And all the sudden I’m fighting off the temptation of becoming a shrink. :scared:

Noelle
10-20-2005, 03:12 AM
SPANK THE BAD BOY! :lol:

He really does need a sports shrink. I say he pirate Ginepri's! (Deb, hitting two birds with one stone, right? ;) )

J. Corwin
10-20-2005, 03:44 AM
Andy this is your punishment. I can publicly humiliate you to the rest of the world with my avatar.

Be afraid....be very, very afraid.

blosson
10-20-2005, 07:46 AM
Let's steal all the porn he carries in his suitcase. No porn channels in hotels too. Bad boy. :(

Noelle
10-20-2005, 03:51 PM
Mama Blanche says: "No more party poker for you, Andy!"

I say: "Football drills. In the dark. In the cold. In your underwear. And a skirt." :aplot:

acoffeygirl
10-20-2005, 04:59 PM
Mama Blanche says: "No more party poker for you, Andy!"

I say: "Football drills. In the dark. In the cold. In your underwear. And a skirt." :aplot:

I like this punishment! :)

blosson
10-20-2005, 05:45 PM
Mama Blanche says: "No more party poker for you, Andy!"

I say: "Football drills. In the dark. In the cold. In your underwear. And a skirt." :aplot:

I would say, with a skirt but no underwear...

Seleshfan
10-20-2005, 05:48 PM
Hey Blosson, I finally saw the cartoon that your av is from? Is it called Foster's home? or something like that? I was looking to watch the new Yu-Gi-Oh GX cartoon on Cartoon Network, so I switched to the channel and lo' and behold, I saw Bloo stealing a little pink elephant from a little girl. Are you the voice for the little girl?

surfpinky
10-20-2005, 06:19 PM
we should force andy to live his life in celibacy until he wins another slam, or shocks us all.
that'd be a quick way to put another slam under his belt. :]

blosson
10-20-2005, 09:09 PM
Hey Blosson, I finally saw the cartoon that your av is from? Is it called Foster's home? or something like that? I was looking to watch the new Yu-Gi-Oh GX cartoon on Cartoon Network, so I switched to the channel and lo' and behold, I saw Bloo stealing a little pink elephant from a little girl. Are you the voice for the little girl?

The show is called "Foster's Home for Immaginary Friends", Foster's Home is where kids leave their immaginary friends when they grow older and no longer needs them. Then other kids come by and apply to adopt them. Bloo was an immaginary friend to a boy called Mac and his mom made him get rid of Bloo as he got older. Mac took Bloo to the Foster's Home and made a pact with Mrs Foster that he would visit Bloo every day if she didn't put him up for adoption. It's where all the magic and adveture starts. It's a lovely show.

Bloo is a blue blanket and not a condom like I joked.

And no I don't do the voice over for the little girl. :)

warmy
10-21-2005, 12:00 AM
Crime: Damn you Andy, you have totally messed up my game plan for Suicide Tennis! Karlovic is still alive and that means that if there are any more surprises I will have to commit suicide. :sad:

Punishment: I will tie Andy’s feet together and attach him to his boat. I will then proceed to drag him, bare assed, back and forth across his lake until he understands that screwing with a girl’s strategy to make some vCash is never a good idea. :( :fiery:

partygirl
10-21-2005, 01:22 AM
Punishment: I will tie Andy’s feet together and attach him to his boat. I will then proceed to drag him, bare assed, back and forth across his lake until he understands that screwing with a girl’s strategy to make some vCash is never a good idea. :( :fiery:

awesome. may i join? you may need a second pair of hands, when you tie boys up they become useless :) maybe i could help...im seeing you driving this boat like a woman on a mission, me tending the victim tied to the back of the boat, and by tend to i mean me drinking a long island iced tea in my gold dior bikini in the back of the boat yelling insults and objectifacations at the roddick, telling him he is good for nothing, but parts- he's got great parts. :angel:

I would say, with a skirt but no underwear...
now were getting somewhere.

Noelle
10-21-2005, 02:57 AM
I would say, with a skirt but no underwear...
:spit: :haha: :haha:

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:29 PM
Okay warmy. Here is some v-cash for you.

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:29 PM
Here is some more. I'm feeling quite generous today.

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:30 PM
Let's get you to $8.00!!!

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:30 PM
Hell No!!!
I wont Go!!!

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:30 PM
'Til Warmy
has a stash

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:31 PM
of 8 Dollars
In V-Cash!!

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:33 PM
How Many!!
Posts To Go?!?!

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:33 PM
'Til Warmy's
V-Cash Flows!!

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:33 PM
Give me a "V"!!!

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:34 PM
Give me a dash "-"

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:34 PM
Give me a "C"!!

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:34 PM
Give me an "A"!!!

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:35 PM
Give me an "S"!!!

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:35 PM
Give me an "H"!!!

tangerine_dream
10-21-2005, 06:35 PM
I don't bet vcash on Andy anymore :sad:

warmy, you still have a great chance of winning a lot of vcash if you win Suicide Madrid this week :yippee:

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:35 PM
What's that spell? V-Cash!!!! Yay!!

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:43 PM
OMG, I think you only get like 2 cents per post, and you're at $7 dollars now. So let me try to do math in my head. You need 1 dollar to get to $8. 100 cents/2 =50. I need 50 more posts! Sheesh. Give me a minute to build up my cheer spirit again.

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:43 PM
Warmy's Sexy
She's Cute

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:43 PM
She's popular
To boot

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:44 PM
She's bitchin'
Great hair

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:44 PM
The boys
all love to stare

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:44 PM
She's wanted
She's hot

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:45 PM
She's everything
You're not

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:46 PM
She gambled
And lost

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:47 PM
And look
at what it cost

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:48 PM
Join me and cheer

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:49 PM
We'll get her v-cash here

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:50 PM
okay, where am I? How many posts was that? Was that 50? :haha:

I'm probably annoying the hell out of a lot of you, so I'll stop. It's just I never got to be a cheerleader in high school or college. So I have all this pent up cheer spirit.

Angle Queen
10-21-2005, 06:50 PM
Yeah, Warmy, yeah Warmy!

(as you can see, cheerleading was not my thing...although I had a major crush on one of our male cheerleaders in college)

Seleshfan
10-21-2005, 06:53 PM
Yeah, Warmy, yeah Warmy!

(as you can see, cheerleading was not my thing...although I had a major crush on one of our male cheerleaders in college)

:haha: ummm...great cheer!

Angle Queen
10-21-2005, 07:00 PM
That cheerleader guy, actually...it was two of them, lived next door in our co-ed dorm. They were on the JV squad and just learning all their lifts. I was even lighter than either of their partners...and we'd head off to the pool for practice. Boy, did get a lot of water up my nose...and a few bruises to go with all that chlorine. But damnit, if I never got a date out of it. :(

Jennay
10-21-2005, 08:33 PM
I was requested to try out for cheerleading. My reply: :retard:.

blosson
10-21-2005, 10:06 PM
Robert, are you talking to yourself?

partygirl
10-22-2005, 04:35 AM
WARMY CASH. :kiss: :kiss:

acoffeygirl
10-22-2005, 06:48 AM
oh my gosh the cheering is great!! Good stuff Robert!

warmy
10-22-2005, 06:07 PM
:blush: Aww, you guys are too good to me. :awww: :)

But with all this sweetness I'm not in the mood to punish anyone. :sad:

Someone's gonna have to take up my slack. :devil:

Noelle
10-23-2005, 12:27 AM
OMG. I made Andy do the football drills in the cold dark wearing nothing but a skirt--and he caught the flu! :eek:

:p

partygirl
10-23-2005, 12:31 AM
with all this sweetness I'm not in the mood to punish anyone. :sad:

Someone's gonna have to take up my slack. :devil:

ill try...

crime: stealing my heart, when he doesnt even deserve it
(and stealing some of my mind too ;) )

punishment: do me, hard.

...see im no good at this. :confused:

warmy
10-23-2005, 06:36 AM
Noelle! Young lady you’re in big trouble. You need to be punished! :( :mad:

Crime: Making Andy sick.
Punishment: As soon as Andy gets better he will spend 2 hours (roughly the time of the match he forfeited) administering your punishment. You, in your little school girl outfit will be in detention. You will sit at a desk with your hands primly folded and resting on top. You will not be wearing any shoes or stockings. Why? Because Andy Roddick will be sitting on the floor in front of you, Indian style, licking you. He will lick your feet everywhere, in between your toes, your heel, your souls, your ankles and calves, and even the pit of your knee. He will not go higher. He will not talk to you. He will do nothing but lick your feet. As your punishment you will do nothing but sit there. No talking. No moving. And after 2 hours of build up Andy will leave you sitting there, totally unsatisfied. And only then will you understand the unexpected anticipation and sudden pain of the let down that your carelessness has caused Andy fans around the globe.

You will know shame.

tangerine_dream
10-23-2005, 06:40 PM
warmy!

You won the suicide game!
That means you'll be getting $800 in vcash!!! :yippee:

Congratulations!!!!!!
:banana: :dance: :banana: :dance: :banana: :dance:

Deboogle!.
10-23-2005, 07:36 PM
Congrats warmy!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

partygirl
10-23-2005, 08:01 PM
right on warmster!!!!!

warmy
10-24-2005, 04:05 AM
You guys are so nice to me.

Thankyou

Although I doubt the lovely vCash will last long. I tend to only bet on Andy when I think his game is iffy and he needs my moral support. :retard:

Noelle
10-24-2005, 09:54 AM
Noelle! Young lady you’re in big trouble. You need to be punished! :( :mad:

Crime: Making Andy sick.
Punishment: As soon as Andy gets better he will spend 2 hours (roughly the time of the match he forfeited) administering your punishment. You, in your little school girl outfit will be in detention. You will sit at a desk with your hands primly folded and resting on top. You will not be wearing any shoes or stockings. Why? Because Andy Roddick will be sitting on the floor in front of you, Indian style, licking you. He will lick your feet everywhere, in between your toes, your heel, your souls, your ankles and calves, and even the pit of your knee. He will not go higher. He will not talk to you. He will do nothing but lick your feet. As your punishment you will do nothing but sit there. No talking. No moving. And after 2 hours of build up Andy will leave you sitting there, totally unsatisfied. And only then will you understand the unexpected anticipation and sudden pain of the let down that your carelessness has caused Andy fans around the globe.

You will know shame.

OMG.

:haha: :rolls: :haha: :sad:

Noelle
10-25-2005, 01:10 AM
I was telling Deb earlier today how I seem to have some warped, twisted DIRECT LINE to Andy this past week. First, when I posted about the TennisOne article that suggested Andy play doubles, he then entered the Madrid doubles draw. Then, after his singles loss I suggested football drills in the dark. Then he got the flu. And now, after I'd been recommending a sports psychologist, Andy might go and hire a sports psycho. :eek: warmy is soooo gonna demand my ass for this one.

warmy
10-25-2005, 06:26 AM
Oh Noelle. :sad: You overestimate my sense of decency and severely underestimate my pervyness. I think it’s very hot and amusing that Andy would hire an abusive SOB to Punish him in to compliance.

I just really want to watch.
:sigh:
I’m a very sick girl.

I think I need to be punished or at the very least bad rep’d a bit. :sobbing:

idolwatcher1
10-25-2005, 07:57 AM
guys, maybe Andy just needs a hug??

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/2024/arrg19wv.jpg

on second thought, that's probably the last thing y'all want to give him... :bolt:

Noelle
10-25-2005, 08:10 AM
Naw, he does need a hug. :hug:

partygirl
10-25-2005, 10:32 AM
guys, maybe Andy just needs a hug??

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/2024/arrg19wv.jpg

on second thought, that's probably the last thing y'all want to give him... :bolt:

actually its the first thing i want to give him, but certainly not the last...maybe the last too.
Andy would hire an abusive SOB to Punish him in to compliance.

I just really want to watch.
:sigh:
I’m a very sick girl.

2 - prettysick girls :hug:

I think I need to be punished or at the very least bad rep’d a bit. :sobbing:

i could do that.
-i wouldnt. but i could