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Welcome to the Koquesucquer shop

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ZaZaGook
09-04-2005, 07:38 PM
Time to pop the cork! :p

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 07:43 PM
:haha: thanks esther

may i remind our clients that we will be happy to organize mp3-players to record shagging sounds for your pleasure while jogging or working out or talking to your boss :devil:

ZaZaGook
09-04-2005, 07:45 PM
oooooooh aahhhhhhhh erm..that's our introductory phrase which we will greet you when you walk through our doors :D
Servicing you with a smile on our face and a condom on our left hand, we warmly welcome you with our right hand:D

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 07:47 PM
of course we serve you drinks and coffee for free in our café nudisètte in the fifth floor :devil:

ZaZaGook
09-04-2005, 07:48 PM
There are 69 floors in our building

buddyholly
09-04-2005, 07:48 PM
I hope this is the last post in this thread.

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 07:49 PM
OOOOOOoooooohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss.

ZaZaGook
09-04-2005, 07:51 PM
OOOOOOoooooohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss.
Hi CEO Alicia. Hot thongs you got on as your uniform :lol:

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 07:51 PM
may i show you our month's special offer, take 3 - pay 2 :D

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocolate_boobs.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocolate_boobs.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocolate_willies.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocolate_willies.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/jelly_boobs.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jelly_boobs.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/jelly_willies.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jelly_willies.JPG)

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 07:54 PM
I hope this is the last post in this thread.
oh come on, don't be such a spoilsport, relax :hug:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 07:55 PM
Don't forget to show or shop. :p

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 07:58 PM
The Koquesucquer!!!!!!!


http://media.sijournal.com/images/Torre+Agbar_main.jpg

Frank
09-04-2005, 07:58 PM
Sorry to anounce shopkeeper Esther urgently had to head off to bed :p

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 07:59 PM
Sorry to anounce shopkeeper Esther urgently had to head off to bed :p
may i ask you then to be her stand-in? :p

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:00 PM
There are 2 shopkeepers more. ;) Don't worry about it!

Frank
09-04-2005, 08:00 PM
may i ask you then to be her stand-in? :p
Oh I'm young, innocent and pure and know nothing about these matters :angel:

psichogaucho
09-04-2005, 08:01 PM
oh my God, oh my God! :haha: @ this thread!

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:02 PM
Welcome Santi to our shop!!!

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:03 PM
btw, if anyone of our dear customers is interested in timp's daily show, may i recommend their website?

www.timp.de (http://www.timp.de)

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:04 PM
Oh I'm young, innocent and pure and know nothing about these matters :angel:
how dare you say that angelfaced to me, you nasty liar :devil: :lol: :hug: jk

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:04 PM
oh my God, oh my God! :haha: @ this thread!
which floor do you want to visit?

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:05 PM
Thanx dear, you're as obliging as always. ;)

buddyholly
09-04-2005, 08:05 PM
oh come on, don't be such a spoilsport, relax :hug:

I'm always relaxed. Now that I've seen El Vibrador :lol: maybe this thread does have something to offer. Carry on.

psichogaucho
09-04-2005, 08:06 PM
Welcome Santi to our shop!!!

oh, thanks, but, um, I don't know the names of the things I want in english :p

Nikki♥
09-04-2005, 08:06 PM
This is one of my favorite shops.

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:06 PM
Santi!!! Don't be shy!!! C'mon. Tell me what do you need for my b-party......

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:07 PM
oh, thanks, but, um, I don't know the names of the things I want in english :p

I speak spanish. ;) Tell me.

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:08 PM
This is one of my favorite shops.
and we're proud to call you our customer :hug:

psichogaucho
09-04-2005, 08:08 PM
Santi!!! Don't be shy!!! C'mon. Tell me what do you need for my b-party......

mmm let's see...
*olive oil
*animal print speedo
*fireman disguise

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:09 PM
Santi.........no te escondas detrás de esos juguetitos de señoras que te estoy viendo ;)

psichogaucho
09-04-2005, 08:11 PM
Santi.........no te escondas detrás de esos juguetitos de señoras que te estoy viendo ;)

hew hew hew hew!

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:11 PM
http://www.teleoliva.com/boletines/03/images/07.jpg

Olive oil.

Frank
09-04-2005, 08:13 PM
how dare you say that angelfaced to me, you nasty liar :devil: :lol: :hug: jk
It's true :angel: I'm open for new experiences though, teach me :aplot:

psichogaucho
09-04-2005, 08:14 PM
http://www.teleoliva.com/boletines/03/images/07.jpg

Olive oil.

thanks! now I'll rub my beefy body with that :p
oh look how it shines! :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:14 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002PKVJS.01-A39B6LAYBCL5SI._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002ICZT4.01-A39B6LAYBCL5SI._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Choose. We have more but a little bit bigger.

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:16 PM
It's true :angel: I'm open for new experiences though, teach me :aplot:
what do you want to learn dahling? :aplot: oooooh aaaaaah :p

psichogaucho
09-04-2005, 08:17 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002PKVJS.01-A39B6LAYBCL5SI._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002ICZT4.01-A39B6LAYBCL5SI._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Choose. We have more but a little bit bigger.

:rolls:
:secret: voy a necesitar una palta para esconder ahí dentro :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:17 PM
http://www.city.jackson.ms.us/Graphics/Services/Graphic_Files/fireman.gif

Will you have enough with that hose?

User ID 4783
09-04-2005, 08:20 PM
what kind of thread is this? :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:21 PM
Hello dear!!!! :wavey: Welcome to Koquesucquer shop!

Frank
09-04-2005, 08:22 PM
what do you want to learn dahling? :aplot: oooooh aaaaaah :p
What's your specialization? :angel:

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:22 PM
what kind of thread is this? :lol:
oooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaah :hug: may i welcome you to our 69 floor newly opened shop? where do you wanna go dear laura? :aplot:

psichogaucho
09-04-2005, 08:22 PM
http://www.city.jackson.ms.us/Graphics/Services/Graphic_Files/fireman.gif

Will you have enough with that hose?

:lol: yeah, I guess so!

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:22 PM
Santi????? Have decided what do you want?

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:23 PM
What's your specialization? :angel:
well, my fav working area is in our chocolaterie, but if you wanna go somewhere else, i'll be able to teach that as well :devil:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:23 PM
The underwear, I mean.

psichogaucho
09-04-2005, 08:25 PM
Santi????? Have decided what do you want?

yeah, well, the oil, the first speedo, the disguise...I already had the Barry Withe's record ("I quallified to satisfize you") :dance:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:26 PM
Muy bien, ahora pasa por caja. ;)

User ID 4783
09-04-2005, 08:27 PM
oooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaah :hug: may i welcome you to our 69 floor newly opened shop? where do you wanna go dear laura? :aplot:
:eek: :bolt:

;)

psichogaucho
09-04-2005, 08:28 PM
Muy bien, ahora pasa por caja. ;)

how much is it? :)

Frank
09-04-2005, 08:30 PM
well, my fav working area is in our chocolaterie, but if you wanna go somewhere else, i'll be able to teach that as well :devil:
Ooooh...you have your own chocolaterie there as well? :aplot: I'd like to learn the fine art of chocolaterizing :D

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:30 PM
:eek: :bolt:

;)
na, haben wir dir jetzt etwa Angst gemacht? :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:31 PM
$169.69 with the discount.

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:32 PM
na, haben wir dir jetzt etwa Angst gemacht? :lol:

Look at this!!! We're polyglot! :D

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:34 PM
Santi ¿te pareció caro? Piensa que el traje de bombero es de la mejor calidad. 3 capas de Nomex (material ignífugo).

User ID 4783
09-04-2005, 08:34 PM
na, haben wir dir jetzt etwa Angst gemacht? :lol:
nein, natürlich nicht :o :awww: :lol:

Mrs. B
09-04-2005, 08:38 PM
may i show you our month's special offer, take 3 - pay 2 :D

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocolate_boobs.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocolate_boobs.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocolate_willies.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocolate_willies.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/jelly_boobs.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jelly_boobs.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/jelly_willies.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jelly_willies.JPG)

:lol:

buddyholly
09-04-2005, 08:38 PM
I love chocolate, especially smooth and dark, with big Brazilian nuts. Got anything like that?

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:43 PM
:lol:

Do you like it, Mrs B?

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:44 PM
I love chocolate, especially smooth and dark, with big Brazilian nuts. Got anything like that?

Ask to Nici. She's working in that area. If you need clothes, ask to me.

Mrs. B
09-04-2005, 08:49 PM
Do you like it, Mrs B?

i'll take the little willies! yum! :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:50 PM
all right!!!!!

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 08:50 PM
I'll go for dinner!! 30 min and i'll b back!

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:51 PM
Ooooh...you have your own chocolaterie there as well? :aplot: I'd like to learn the fine art of chocolaterizing :D

alright, as esther's stand in, you need to know these#

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocnips3.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocnips3.JPG) after dinner nipples

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocsexbomb.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocsexbomb.JPG) bittersweet chocolate sex bomb

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/nipsandlipsofvenus.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/nipsandlipsofvenus.JPG) nips and lips of venus

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocbodypaint.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocbodypaint.JPG) chocolate body paint

these are just a few samples...

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:53 PM
I love chocolate, especially smooth and dark, with big Brazilian nuts. Got anything like that?
you may try Gracie's nipples...

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocnips1.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocnips1.JPG)

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:54 PM
i'll take the little willies! yum! :lol:
chocolate or jelly ones?

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 08:56 PM
nein, natürlich nicht :o :awww: :lol:
puh, dann bin ich beruhigt :D

Mrs. B
09-04-2005, 08:57 PM
chocolate or jelly ones?

both. ;)

buddyholly
09-04-2005, 09:02 PM
you may try Gracie's nipples...

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocnips1.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocnips1.JPG)

Is that MILK chocolate?

buddyholly
09-04-2005, 09:06 PM
Doesn't matter, send me a box, express delivery. I'll suck them during the Serena-Venus match

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 09:08 PM
both. ;)
alright, the jelly ones are 1,99... chocolate willies are 2,99... then that's 4,98 please

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 09:10 PM
Doesn't matter, send me a box, express delivery. I'll suck them during the Serena-Venus match
it's dark chocolate with hazelnuts and nougat filling.... that's 2,99 plus 2 for express delivery.... 4,99 then

buddyholly
09-04-2005, 09:11 PM
it's dark chocolate with hazelnuts and nougat filling.... that's 2,99 plus 2 for express delivery.... 4,99 then

Can you take it out of my vcash?

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 09:19 PM
Can you take it out of my vcash?
i think we have to ask alicia or esther for that... as i'm a stupid blonde :lol: so long, we keep your bill until everything is clear, but of course you'll get your items

buddyholly
09-04-2005, 09:19 PM
Hurry please. Shriekova has just won her match and Venus and Serena are next up. If you must, charge it to my VISA 4512 XXXX XXXX 3425.

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 09:24 PM
they're on their way with international hot delivery service....

buddyholly
09-04-2005, 09:31 PM
I love Koquesucquer! Delivery is fabulous. Serena and Venus are warming up and I'm sucking on one of those big dark chocolately nipples already.
I'll shop for more later. What does Cadbury call those confections of little piles of peanuts enveloped in chocolate - ''Nut Clijsters''? I'll need some of those for the night match.

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 09:34 PM
I love Koquesucquer! Delivery is fabulous. Serena and Venus are warming up and I'm sucking on one of those big dark chocolately nipples already.
I'll shop for more later. What does Cadbury call those confections of little piles of peanuts enveloped in chocolate - ''Nut Clijsters''? I'll need some of those for the night match.


i'm afraid they're already sold out, but i'll store some extra boobiepops for you

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/boobie_pops.JPG

buddyholly
09-04-2005, 09:37 PM
OK, now I really should watch this match. Bye for now.

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 09:37 PM
Hello! I'm back! ;) Any order?

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 09:39 PM
OK, now I really should watch this match. Bye for now.
thanks for your orders, we'll be happy to welcome you again next time :)

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 09:39 PM
Hello! I'm back! ;) Any order?
heaps :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 09:40 PM
Good! :yeah:

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 09:41 PM
i think the chocolaterie will be a great success for us :rolls:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 09:44 PM
Yes!!!! :lol:

NiciSunflower
09-04-2005, 09:47 PM
honey, i think i call it day now, my back hurts... i need to lay down, i'm sorry :hug:

more candy orders will be dealt with tomorrow :lol:

have a nice evening :wavey: :hug:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 09:52 PM
:bigwave: Bye dear!!!! :hug: See you tomorrow! ;)

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 09:54 PM
I have lots of money to spend :lol: What are the best things for me to buy? :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 09:55 PM
What do you want? Toys? Clothes? Candys?

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 09:57 PM
Hmm a bit of everything I am kinky :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 09:59 PM
Ask me, then I'll show you what we have.

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:02 PM
Do u have any um dirrty orgy videos of esther :haha:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:05 PM
Ask to her. :rolleyes: I'm specialised in clothes and I can't help to you at this moment. :o I'm sorry. :p

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:08 PM
Nah anyway I found out it was her roger and venus Williams so I passed on that :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:11 PM
Ok! Anything else?

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:14 PM
Um can I have a chocolate :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:16 PM
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocolate_boobs.JPG

Do you like it? ;)

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:20 PM
Yes I will take the one in the middle the white chocolate and brown chocolate together :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:22 PM
Perfect! $1.69, please.

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:25 PM
only one dollar and here i came with a thousand dollars u can keep the change :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:27 PM
;) If you want I can offer you more things.

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:29 PM
Like what :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:31 PM
Leather clothes! ;)

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:32 PM
:haha: yeah give me some leather :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:34 PM
Men? women?

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:36 PM
Um men :lol:

Saumon
09-04-2005, 10:38 PM
do you have kiwi cream? :aplot:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:40 PM
http://us.st4.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/funkyboutique_1856_82702906

http://us.st4.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/funkyboutique_1856_82731380

http://us.st4.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/funkyboutique_1856_82795751

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:41 PM
do you have kiwi cream? :aplot:

Kiwi cream??? One moment please.

Saumon
09-04-2005, 10:42 PM
I'll take the guy in the 2nd pic :angel: :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:42 PM
http://www.internationalorange.com/store/img/60008_lg.jpg

A present for my dearest teacher. ;)

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:44 PM
I'll take the guy in the 2nd pic :angel: :lol:

I'm sorry. We don't have him in stock. :p

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:46 PM
I think they all the same guy :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:47 PM
He's a model. :rolleyes:

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:48 PM
What is Kiwi Cream :lol: Looks fasinating :lol:

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:49 PM
:lol: I knew he was a model :rolleyes:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:50 PM
Leaves the skin very smooth. It's a fetish for the safinholics. ;)

Saumon
09-04-2005, 10:50 PM
What is Kiwi Cream :lol: Looks fasinating :lol:
:eek: what?? you dont know the magic power of kiwi cream? :eek: :p

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:51 PM
kiwi cream + green sweater

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 10:56 PM
:lol: Kiwi Cream I will take some it sounds good :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 10:58 PM
More kiwi cream for Mike.

http://www.internationalorange.com/store/img/60008_lg.jpg

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 11:01 PM
Dear, I'll close the shop in 10'. Do you need anything else?

molikfan2004
09-04-2005, 11:02 PM
No thanks I am fine :lol:

NINA_BCN
09-04-2005, 11:05 PM
All right!!! ;) Bye bye!!!! :wavey: Esther will open the shop very soon. See you. :D


*closing the doors*

sigmagirl91
09-05-2005, 05:23 AM
:bolt: Later, dudes.

Betty
09-05-2005, 08:12 AM
Ali open the shop please..I need a private massage :p

NINA_BCN
09-05-2005, 09:45 AM
A private massage? I'm sorry but we don't sell that kind of things. ;) But I can offer you a sexy massage book for your friend.

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 10:17 AM
:haha: Sorry for the delay in opening of the shop :p I was erm..having some hot steamy fun on the 14th floor :lol: What can i do for you folks :p

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 10:29 AM
I'm caught in the elevator between floors 34 and 35, that's half of 69 :devil:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 10:33 AM
oh we have rooms between 34 and 35 :p
your room number would be 34.5 :haha:
it's a room decorated with panties and bras, of which the panties would be your curtains and bras as your pillow :)

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 10:35 AM
I want some of those *cough* balloons in there too :p

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 10:36 AM
oh yes of coures...your towels would consist of strawberry or raspberry flavoured condoms.
to dry your condom a.k.a towels, please blow it to massive proportions and hang it :D

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 10:45 AM
I'm so generous, I'll give them away to little boys on the street, I'm too old for balloons :haha:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 11:17 AM
those boys may not know how to use it :sad: would you educate them as our shop advocates safe sex as well :o:lol:

Betty
09-05-2005, 11:23 AM
A private massage? I'm sorry but we don't sell that kind of things. ;) But I can offer you a sexy massage book for your friend.
for my friend? :lol:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 11:26 AM
:haha:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 11:27 AM
for my friend? :lol:
what friend? :aplot:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 11:29 AM
her friend's best friend down there :aplot:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 11:33 AM
her friend's best friend down there :aplot:
Betty's friend's best friend is always welcome to shop with me :aplot: :lol:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 11:35 AM
i hope his head is looking where it's supposed to or it may leak :tape::haha::bolt:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 11:36 AM
i hope his head is looking where it's supposed to or it may leak :tape::haha::bolt:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :p I'm starting to get your point

Betty
09-05-2005, 11:36 AM
Betty's friend's best friend is always welcome to shop with me :aplot: :lol:
I've 2 "good friends" here(on mtf) :aplot: .....in my life,my friends aren't cool :p

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 11:41 AM
I've 2 "good friends" here(on mtf) :aplot: .....in my life,my friends aren't cool :p
One of them is el Santi :aplot:

Betty
09-05-2005, 11:43 AM
One of them is el Santi :aplot:
what do u think? :aplot: but...is he cool? :angel:
I'm joking, I saw he so I know this answer :p

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 11:45 AM
what do u think? :aplot: but...is he cool? :angel:
I'm joking, I saw he so I know this answer :p
:ras: no you don't know it :nerner:

Betty
09-05-2005, 11:53 AM
:ras: no you don't know it :nerner:
:lol: why darling? Are u "gelosa" :nerner:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 11:54 AM
Si estoy celosa :ras: I want those lapdances only for myself :lol:

Betty
09-05-2005, 11:56 AM
Si estoy celosa :ras: I want those lapdances only for myself :lol:
no problem..one night for U, one night for me, one night for Nina...but is he try? :angel:

how old are u?

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 11:59 AM
no problem..one night for U, one night for me, one night for Nina...but is he try? :angel:

how old are u?
:lol: Santi would be pleased that we are talking about him in the Koquesucquer shop!
I am 23 and joking like :crazy: :rolls:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:04 PM
I'd like to buy some condoms. I don't have any left anymore, the past few days were crazy. :p

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:05 PM
I'd like to buy some condoms. I don't have any left anymore, the past few days were crazy. :p
:aplot: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: I'll give you my balloons then!

Betty
09-05-2005, 12:06 PM
I'd like to buy some condoms. I don't have any left anymore, the past few days were crazy. :p
:yeah: for U

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:06 PM
:aplot: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: I'll give you my balloons then!

Oh, thanks a lot. Do you also have cherry flavored balloons?

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:07 PM
:yeah: for U

:devil:

Betty
09-05-2005, 12:07 PM
:lol: Santi would be pleased that we are talking about him in the Koquesucquer shop!
I am 23 and joking like :crazy: :rolls:
23 :eek: :eek:
very junger...so me and Santi are the older on his thread :angel: but he more than me :devil:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:08 PM
Oh, thanks a lot. Do you also have cherry flavored balloons?
:banana: :devil: :lol:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:09 PM
23 :eek: :eek:
very junger...so me and Santi are the older on his thread :angel: but he more than me :devil:

I'm probably the baby. :baby:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:09 PM
23 :eek: :eek:
very junger...so me and Santi are the older on his thread :angel: but he more than me :devil:
:lol: @ young, I thought all the ppl here were 15 or 16!!

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:09 PM
:banana: :devil: :lol:

I like them best when they're flavored.

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:10 PM
I like them best when they're flavored.
I said I had more :banana:-flavoured :devil:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:14 PM
I said I had more :banana:-flavoured :devil:

Ah, sorry. I'm very slow. Hehehehe. Well, banana isn't that bad but after a while the smell of it makes me sick to the stomach.

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:15 PM
Ah, sorry. I'm very slow. Hehehehe. Well, banana isn't that bad but after a while the smell of it makes me sick to the stomach.
The owner provided me with the baloons, maybe she likes :banana:s

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:20 PM
The owner provided me with the baloons, maybe she likes :banana:s

Sure, maybe she likes them.

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:31 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :p I'm starting to get your point
what point :angel:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:33 PM
what point :angel:
Of view! :rolls: :haha:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:36 PM
I'd like to buy some condoms. I don't have any left anymore, the past few days were crazy. :p
would you like to try our whiskey flavoured McCondom all the way from Scotland? :p

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fe/McCondom_dsc06781.jpg/196px-McCondom_dsc06781.jpg

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:38 PM
I'm probably the baby. :baby:
:awww::hug: i'm the mummy here then...i suppose betty and sugarcane are the grannies :haha:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:38 PM
:awww::hug: i'm the mummy here then...i suppose betty and sugarcane are the grannies :haha:
How old are you Esther? :mad: :p

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:40 PM
would you like to try our whiskey flavoured McCondom all the way from Scotland? :p

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fe/McCondom_dsc06781.jpg/196px-McCondom_dsc06781.jpg

Yes, I have never tried Whiskey flavored condoms before. :angel:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:40 PM
:awww::hug: i'm the mummy here then...i suppose betty and sugarcane are the grannies :haha:

:awww:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:42 PM
The owner provided me with the baloons, maybe she likes :banana:s
actually my favourite balloons which are heaps larger than the balloons that i gave you would be this :D

http://www.ripnroll.com/images/2003reality.jpg

http://www.ripnroll.com/images/2003reality.jpg
I had it supplied frmo America's Condom Superstore at a discounted price $6.99 :hearts:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:43 PM
Of view! :rolls: :haha:
what view? :p :haha:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:43 PM
:haha: :rolls: :lol:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:44 PM
How old are you Esther? :mad: :p
i'm only 15 years old :o

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:44 PM
what view? :p :haha:
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o I'm too old for this s*it!! :haha:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:45 PM
actually my favourite balloons which are heaps larger than the balloons that i gave you would be this :D

http://www.ripnroll.com/images/2003reality.jpg

http://www.ripnroll.com/images/2003reality.jpg
I had it supplied frmo America's Condom Superstore at a discounted price $6.99 :hearts:

:eek: Female condoms look gross to me.

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:46 PM
i'm only 15 years old :o
:rolleyes: We're all your grannies :lol: You little perv :rolls:
:hug: :hug: :hug:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:46 PM
i'm only 15 years old :o

Then I'm not the one who's the baby of the bunch.

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:46 PM
Yes, I have never tried Whiskey flavored condoms before. :angel:

Oops, we ran out of that :( As we over here at the koquesucquer shop do not want to disappoint you of our horrible service, we are giving you a year's supply of Hot Rod Condoms :o
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/hotrodbulk.jpg
is there anything that i can do for you? :p

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:48 PM
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o I'm too old for this s*it!! :haha:
I'm sorry my dear but we do not sell shit. :haha:
However, I may introduce our boob and penis pasta all the way from England :D
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/largepasta.jpg

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:49 PM
Oops, we ran out of that :( As we over here at the koquesucquer shop do not want to disappoint you of our horrible service, we are giving you a year's supply of Hot Rod Condoms :o
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/hotrodbulk.jpg
is there anything that i can do for you? :p

Ummm, just give me 10 Hot Rods. I'll return to the shop in case I'm in need of some more.

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:49 PM
I'm sorry my dear but we do not sell shit. :haha:


What a bummer, you don't sell shit. :sad:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:50 PM
:eek: Female condoms look gross to me.
Female condoms squeaks when it's being pushed to the maximum so with each pump and hump action, it *squeaks* :lol:

As customer service CEO for Koquesucquer shop, i'm proud to show you how female condoms are worn as safe sex is our main policy :D
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/Female_condom_-_how_to_use_4.gif

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:51 PM
:rolleyes: We're all your grannies :lol: You little perv :rolls:
:hug: :hug: :hug:
you old perve :p do you seriously think i'm 15 :lol:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:51 PM
Esther this is illegal girl :haha: I don't want to go to jail!

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:52 PM
you old perve :p do you seriously think i'm 15 :lol:
F**k yes!!!! :mad: Really, how old are you?

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:53 PM
Ummm, just give me 10 Hot Rods. I'll return to the shop in case I'm in need of some more.
oh no worries :D

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:54 PM
Female condoms squeaks when it's being pushed to the maximum so with each pump and hump action, it *squeaks* :lol:

As customer service CEO for Koquesucquer shop, i'm proud to show you how female condoms are worn as safe sex is our main policy :D
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/Female_condom_-_how_to_use_4.gif

Oh my gosh, that would be too much of work for me. I prefer the normal condoms.

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:54 PM
What a bummer, you don't sell shit. :sad:
No we don't sell shit but we can coat your opel with shit :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Bird_shit_car.jpg

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:54 PM
oh no worries :D

:D

buddyholly
09-05-2005, 12:55 PM
Yes, I have never tried Whiskey flavored condoms before. :angel:

Are you old enough to drink?

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:55 PM
No we don't sell shit but we can coat your opel with shit :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Bird_shit_car.jpg

Ewwww. No, thank you.

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:55 PM
Esther this is illegal girl :haha: I don't want to go to jail!
This is a free world in the Disunited States of Fruitica :haha:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:55 PM
Are you old enough to drink?

I'm 21 so that makes me old enough to drink.

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:56 PM
F**k yes!!!! :mad: Really, how old are you?
Invert the numbers 12:o

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 12:57 PM
This is a free world in the Disunited States of Fruitica :haha:

So sex with minors is legal in the Disunited States of Fruitica? Interesting, I think our dude MJ would pay big bucks to live there.

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:57 PM
I'm 21 so that makes me old enough to drink.
I have been old enough to drink for a while but nahhhhhh..... :p

buddyholly
09-05-2005, 12:58 PM
I'm 21 so that makes me old enough to drink.

OK. Bottoms up!

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 12:58 PM
Invert the numbers 12:o
I can't :p I'm too stupid :lol:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 12:58 PM
Oh my gosh, that would be too much of work for me. I prefer the normal condoms.
Ah yes ;) Here's a free complimentary game from Koquesucquers :haha:

http://www.ripnroll.com/images/sexual1.gif

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 01:00 PM
So sex with minors is legal in the Disunited States of Fruitica? Interesting, I think our dude MJ would pay big bucks to live there.
he doesn't have to. his doppelganger is already living among us :D

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:01 PM
I have been old enough to drink for a while but nahhhhhh..... :p

When I was in France last week I HAD to drink white wine every night, after one glass I was totally tipsy already. Oh my, I'm definitely not used to alcohol. I only drink it on special occasions.

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:01 PM
he doesn't have to. his doppelganger is already living among us :D

:haha:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 01:02 PM
I can't :p I'm too stupid :lol:
i'm 21 :nerner:

buddyholly
09-05-2005, 01:02 PM
When I was in France last week I HAD to drink white wine every night, after one glass I was totally tipsy already. Oh my, I'm definitely not used to alcohol. I only drink it on special occasions.

But wine makes every day special.

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:02 PM
OK. Bottoms up!

:devil: :drink:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 01:03 PM
When I was in France last week I HAD to drink white wine every night, after one glass I was totally tipsy already. Oh my, I'm definitely not used to alcohol. I only drink it on special occasions.
Alcohol sucks :rolleyes: We are in the Koquesucquer shop, who cares about alcohol? :cool:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:03 PM
But wine makes every day special.

And the nights start a lot earlier thanks to it. :o At least for me.

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 01:04 PM
i'm 21 :nerner:
You and Nicole are both the babies and I'm the MJ!!! :rolls:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:04 PM
Alcohol sucks :rolleyes: We are in the Koquesucquer shop, who cares about alcohol? :cool:

But we have whiskey flavored condoms here...well, we had.

NiciSunflower
09-05-2005, 01:04 PM
Hi folks :wavey: i'm home... WILMA.... i'm home :lol:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:04 PM
You and Nicole are both the babies and I'm the MJ!!! :rolls:

MJ? :bolt:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 01:05 PM
You and Nicole are both the babies and I'm the MJ!!! :rolls:
We're i think babies with boobies :tape:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:05 PM
Hello Fred Flintstone. :wavey:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 01:05 PM
But we have whiskey flavored condoms here...well, we had.
You used them all!!!!! :fiery:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:05 PM
We're i think babies with boobies :tape:

:haha:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 01:06 PM
Hi folks :wavey: i'm home... WILMA.... i'm home :lol:
Hi wilma :wavey: :haha:
Shall i get you some sunflower juice? :lol:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 01:06 PM
MJ? :bolt:
Too bad we don't have a freak smilie :scared:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:06 PM
You used them all!!!!! :fiery:

Sorry about that. :sad:

NiciSunflower
09-05-2005, 01:06 PM
Hello Fred Flintstone. :wavey:
My Barney :hug: :lol: jk

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:06 PM
Too bad we don't have a freak smilie :scared:

We just have this one. :retard:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 01:07 PM
We're i think babies with boobies :tape:
MJ doesn't like boobies :scared: :bolt:

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 01:07 PM
You used them all!!!!! :fiery:
actually agassi used them all to protect his head frmo the hot sun :tape:

NiciSunflower
09-05-2005, 01:07 PM
Hi wilma :wavey: :haha:
Shall i get you some sunflower juice? :lol:
Nah, had too much of it last night... my head still feels like :banghead: I think I'll open our chocolaterie, huh?

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:07 PM
My Barney :hug: :lol: jk

I always liked Barney's son best but I don't remember his name... Bam-Bam, I guess.

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 01:08 PM
MJ doesn't like boobies :scared: :bolt:
MJ likes small peepees :tape::haha:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:08 PM
MJ doesn't like boobies :scared: :bolt:

He prefers dick(ie)s.

NiciSunflower
09-05-2005, 01:08 PM
I always liked Barney's son best but I don't remember his name... Bam-Bam, I guess.
i think so too :)

ZaZaGook
09-05-2005, 01:09 PM
Nah, had too much of it last night... my head still feels like :banghead: I think I'll open our chocolaterie, huh?
Please do :lol: I am going to order some from Belgium in the mean time :p

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:09 PM
Nah, had too much of it last night... my head still feels like :banghead: I think I'll open our chocolaterie, huh?

Chocolate :lick: :drool:

buddyholly
09-05-2005, 01:09 PM
Anyway I came to get some accessories for today's matches. Can you express deliver a 44D cup bra to fondle during the Henin match, a sequined jock strap for the Mauresmo match and a nude photo of Minnie Driver for the Ginepri match,
Oh, and cancel my previous order of the padded buns boxers for the Blake match. They won't be necessary.

NiciSunflower
09-05-2005, 01:10 PM
MJ's one of our best customers concerning prick pops... :lol:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/prick_pops.JPG

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:10 PM
i think so too :)

http://www.forestadicedri.org/ASSOCIAZIONE/bam_bam_pedrita.jpg :hearts:

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 01:10 PM
Anyway I came to get some accessories for today's matches. Can you express deliver a 44D cup bra to fondle during the Henin match, a sequined jock strap for the Mauresmo match and a nude photo of Minnie Driver for the Ginepri match,
Oh, and cancel my previous order of the padded buns boxers for the Blake match. They won't be necessary.
:rolls: :haha: :spit: + crying with laughter smilie!!!!

buddyholly
09-05-2005, 01:11 PM
Oh yes, some Belgian chocolate for the Malisse match. Preferably those chocolate letters than I can arrange into 4-letter words.

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 01:11 PM
MJ's one of our best customers concerning prick pops... :lol:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/prick_pops.JPG
Those are huge for MJ, they look 12 year-old!!! :lol:

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:12 PM
MJ's one of our best customers concerning prick pops... :lol:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/prick_pops.JPG

I'd like to have a white chocolate prick pop (to suck on), please. :angel: They look really delicious to me.

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:12 PM
Anyway I came to get some accessories for today's matches. Can you express deliver a 44D cup bra to fondle during the Henin match, a sequined jock strap for the Mauresmo match and a nude photo of Minnie Driver for the Ginepri match,
Oh, and cancel my previous order of the padded buns boxers for the Blake match. They won't be necessary.

:haha:

NiciSunflower
09-05-2005, 01:13 PM
I'd like to have a white chocolate prick pop (to suck on), please. :angel: They look really delicious to me.
sure, they're 1,29€ each :)

buddyholly
09-05-2005, 01:16 PM
I'm surprised alfonso hasn't been browsing here. Probably because he already has everything.

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 01:19 PM
I'm surprised alfonso hasn't been browsing here. Probably because he already has everything.
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: Good point, I'd like Fonsie as a customer too

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:21 PM
sure, they're 1,29€ each :)

Give me 4 then. :D

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:22 PM
I'm surprised alfonso hasn't been browsing here. Probably because he already has everything.

Maybe the owners haven't invited him to the Koquesucquer shop yet. Shame on them. :aplot:

NiciSunflower
09-05-2005, 01:22 PM
I'm surprised alfonso hasn't been browsing here. Probably because he already has everything.
:lol: probably yes, although i can't imagine him having these

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/gummy_love_cuffs.JPG

NiciSunflower
09-05-2005, 01:23 PM
Give me 4 then. :D
expresse delivery?

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:25 PM
expresse delivery?

Yep, I'm already starving for some chocolate.

Nikki♥
09-05-2005, 01:25 PM
:lol: probably yes, although i can't imagine him having these

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/gummy_love_cuffs.JPG

How much?

NiciSunflower
09-05-2005, 01:27 PM
Yep, I'm already starving for some chocolate.
so that's 4 pricks, 1,29 each... :scratch: 5,16 plus 2€ for ED... 7,16€ then please :)

NiciSunflower
09-05-2005, 01:28 PM
How much?
they're 8,99€

Sugar Kane
09-05-2005, 01:28 PM
so that's 4 pricks, 1,29 each... :scratch: 5,16 plus 2€ for ED... 7,16€ then please :)
:worship: to the Prick Master!!!! I'll have 127 pretty please :D