Welcome to the Koquesucquer shop

Time to pop the cork! :p

:haha: thanks esther

may i remind our clients that we will be happy to organize mp3-players to record shagging sounds for your pleasure while jogging or working out or talking to your boss :devil:

oooooooh aahhhhhhhh erm..that's our introductory phrase which we will greet you when you walk through our doors :D
Servicing you with a smile on our face and a condom on our left hand, we warmly welcome you with our right hand:D

of course we serve you drinks and coffee for free in our café nudisètte in the fifth floor :devil:

There are 69 floors in our building

I hope this is the last post in this thread.

OOOOOOoooooohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss.

OOOOOOoooooohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss.
Hi CEO Alicia. Hot thongs you got on as your uniform :lol:

may i show you our month's special offer, take 3 - pay 2 :D

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocolate_boobs.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocolate_boobs.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocolate_willies.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocolate_willies.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/jelly_boobs.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jelly_boobs.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/jelly_willies.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jelly_willies.JPG)

I hope this is the last post in this thread.
oh come on, don't be such a spoilsport, relax :hug:

Don't forget to show or shop. :p

The Koquesucquer!!!!!!!


http://media.sijournal.com/images/Torre+Agbar_main.jpg

Sorry to anounce shopkeeper Esther urgently had to head off to bed :p

Sorry to anounce shopkeeper Esther urgently had to head off to bed :p
may i ask you then to be her stand-in? :p

There are 2 shopkeepers more. ;) Don't worry about it!

may i ask you then to be her stand-in? :p
Oh I'm young, innocent and pure and know nothing about these matters :angel:

oh my God, oh my God! :haha: @ this thread!

Welcome Santi to our shop!!!

btw, if anyone of our dear customers is interested in timp's daily show, may i recommend their website?

www.timp.de (http://www.timp.de)

Oh I'm young, innocent and pure and know nothing about these matters :angel:
how dare you say that angelfaced to me, you nasty liar :devil: :lol: :hug: jk

oh my God, oh my God! :haha: @ this thread!
which floor do you want to visit?

Thanx dear, you're as obliging as always. ;)

oh come on, don't be such a spoilsport, relax :hug:

I'm always relaxed. Now that I've seen El Vibrador :lol: maybe this thread does have something to offer. Carry on.

Welcome Santi to our shop!!!

oh, thanks, but, um, I don't know the names of the things I want in english :p

This is one of my favorite shops.

Santi!!! Don't be shy!!! C'mon. Tell me what do you need for my b-party......

oh, thanks, but, um, I don't know the names of the things I want in english :p

I speak spanish. ;) Tell me.

This is one of my favorite shops.
and we're proud to call you our customer :hug:

Santi!!! Don't be shy!!! C'mon. Tell me what do you need for my b-party......

mmm let's see...
*olive oil
*animal print speedo
*fireman disguise

Santi.........no te escondas detrás de esos juguetitos de señoras que te estoy viendo ;)

Santi.........no te escondas detrás de esos juguetitos de señoras que te estoy viendo ;)

hew hew hew hew!

http://www.teleoliva.com/boletines/03/images/07.jpg

Olive oil.

how dare you say that angelfaced to me, you nasty liar :devil: :lol: :hug: jk
It's true :angel: I'm open for new experiences though, teach me :aplot:

http://www.teleoliva.com/boletines/03/images/07.jpg

Olive oil.

thanks! now I'll rub my beefy body with that :p
oh look how it shines! :lol:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002PKVJS.01-A39B6LAYBCL5SI._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002ICZT4.01-A39B6LAYBCL5SI._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Choose. We have more but a little bit bigger.

It's true :angel: I'm open for new experiences though, teach me :aplot:
what do you want to learn dahling? :aplot: oooooh aaaaaah :p

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002PKVJS.01-A39B6LAYBCL5SI._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002ICZT4.01-A39B6LAYBCL5SI._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Choose. We have more but a little bit bigger.

:rolls:
:secret: voy a necesitar una palta para esconder ahí dentro :lol:

http://www.city.jackson.ms.us/Graphics/Services/Graphic_Files/fireman.gif

Will you have enough with that hose?

what kind of thread is this? :lol:

Hello dear!!!! :wavey: Welcome to Koquesucquer shop!

what do you want to learn dahling? :aplot: oooooh aaaaaah :p
What's your specialization? :angel:

what kind of thread is this? :lol:
oooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaah :hug: may i welcome you to our 69 floor newly opened shop? where do you wanna go dear laura? :aplot:

http://www.city.jackson.ms.us/Graphics/Services/Graphic_Files/fireman.gif

Will you have enough with that hose?

:lol: yeah, I guess so!

Santi????? Have decided what do you want?

What's your specialization? :angel:
well, my fav working area is in our chocolaterie, but if you wanna go somewhere else, i'll be able to teach that as well :devil:

The underwear, I mean.

Santi????? Have decided what do you want?

yeah, well, the oil, the first speedo, the disguise...I already had the Barry Withe's record ("I quallified to satisfize you") :dance:

Muy bien, ahora pasa por caja. ;)

oooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaah :hug: may i welcome you to our 69 floor newly opened shop? where do you wanna go dear laura? :aplot:
:eek: :bolt:

;)

Muy bien, ahora pasa por caja. ;)

how much is it? :)

well, my fav working area is in our chocolaterie, but if you wanna go somewhere else, i'll be able to teach that as well :devil:
Ooooh...you have your own chocolaterie there as well? :aplot: I'd like to learn the fine art of chocolaterizing :D

:eek: :bolt:

;)
na, haben wir dir jetzt etwa Angst gemacht? :lol:

$169.69 with the discount.

na, haben wir dir jetzt etwa Angst gemacht? :lol:

Look at this!!! We're polyglot! :D

Santi ¿te pareció caro? Piensa que el traje de bombero es de la mejor calidad. 3 capas de Nomex (material ignífugo).

na, haben wir dir jetzt etwa Angst gemacht? :lol:
nein, natürlich nicht :o :awww: :lol:

may i show you our month's special offer, take 3 - pay 2 :D

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocolate_boobs.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocolate_boobs.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocolate_willies.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocolate_willies.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/jelly_boobs.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jelly_boobs.JPG) http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/jelly_willies.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jelly_willies.JPG)

:lol:

I love chocolate, especially smooth and dark, with big Brazilian nuts. Got anything like that?

:lol:

Do you like it, Mrs B?

I love chocolate, especially smooth and dark, with big Brazilian nuts. Got anything like that?

Ask to Nici. She's working in that area. If you need clothes, ask to me.

Do you like it, Mrs B?

i'll take the little willies! yum! :lol:

all right!!!!!

I'll go for dinner!! 30 min and i'll b back!

Ooooh...you have your own chocolaterie there as well? :aplot: I'd like to learn the fine art of chocolaterizing :D

alright, as esther's stand in, you need to know these#

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocnips3.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocnips3.JPG) after dinner nipples

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocsexbomb.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocsexbomb.JPG) bittersweet chocolate sex bomb

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/nipsandlipsofvenus.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/nipsandlipsofvenus.JPG) nips and lips of venus

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocbodypaint.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocbodypaint.JPG) chocolate body paint

these are just a few samples...

I love chocolate, especially smooth and dark, with big Brazilian nuts. Got anything like that?
you may try Gracie's nipples...

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocnips1.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocnips1.JPG)

i'll take the little willies! yum! :lol:
chocolate or jelly ones?

nein, natürlich nicht :o :awww: :lol:
puh, dann bin ich beruhigt :D

chocolate or jelly ones?

both. ;)

you may try Gracie's nipples...

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocnips1.JPG (http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/chocnips1.JPG)

Is that MILK chocolate?

Doesn't matter, send me a box, express delivery. I'll suck them during the Serena-Venus match

both. ;)
alright, the jelly ones are 1,99... chocolate willies are 2,99... then that's 4,98 please

Doesn't matter, send me a box, express delivery. I'll suck them during the Serena-Venus match
it's dark chocolate with hazelnuts and nougat filling.... that's 2,99 plus 2 for express delivery.... 4,99 then

it's dark chocolate with hazelnuts and nougat filling.... that's 2,99 plus 2 for express delivery.... 4,99 then

Can you take it out of my vcash?

Can you take it out of my vcash?
i think we have to ask alicia or esther for that... as i'm a stupid blonde :lol: so long, we keep your bill until everything is clear, but of course you'll get your items

Hurry please. Shriekova has just won her match and Venus and Serena are next up. If you must, charge it to my VISA 4512 XXXX XXXX 3425.

they're on their way with international hot delivery service....

I love Koquesucquer! Delivery is fabulous. Serena and Venus are warming up and I'm sucking on one of those big dark chocolately nipples already.
I'll shop for more later. What does Cadbury call those confections of little piles of peanuts enveloped in chocolate - ''Nut Clijsters''? I'll need some of those for the night match.

I love Koquesucquer! Delivery is fabulous. Serena and Venus are warming up and I'm sucking on one of those big dark chocolately nipples already.
I'll shop for more later. What does Cadbury call those confections of little piles of peanuts enveloped in chocolate - ''Nut Clijsters''? I'll need some of those for the night match.


i'm afraid they're already sold out, but i'll store some extra boobiepops for you

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/boobie_pops.JPG

OK, now I really should watch this match. Bye for now.

Hello! I'm back! ;) Any order?

OK, now I really should watch this match. Bye for now.
thanks for your orders, we'll be happy to welcome you again next time :)

Hello! I'm back! ;) Any order?
heaps :lol:

Good! :yeah:

i think the chocolaterie will be a great success for us :rolls:

Yes!!!! :lol:

honey, i think i call it day now, my back hurts... i need to lay down, i'm sorry :hug:

more candy orders will be dealt with tomorrow :lol:

have a nice evening :wavey: :hug:

:bigwave: Bye dear!!!! :hug: See you tomorrow! ;)

I have lots of money to spend :lol: What are the best things for me to buy? :lol:

What do you want? Toys? Clothes? Candys?

Hmm a bit of everything I am kinky :lol:

Ask me, then I'll show you what we have.

Do u have any um dirrty orgy videos of esther :haha:

Ask to her. :rolleyes: I'm specialised in clothes and I can't help to you at this moment. :o I'm sorry. :p

Nah anyway I found out it was her roger and venus Williams so I passed on that :lol:

Ok! Anything else?

Um can I have a chocolate :lol:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/thumbs/chocolate_boobs.JPG

Do you like it? ;)

Yes I will take the one in the middle the white chocolate and brown chocolate together :lol:

Perfect! $1.69, please.

only one dollar and here i came with a thousand dollars u can keep the change :lol:

;) If you want I can offer you more things.

Like what :lol:

Leather clothes! ;)

:haha: yeah give me some leather :lol:

Men? women?

Um men :lol:

do you have kiwi cream? :aplot:

http://us.st4.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/funkyboutique_1856_82702906

http://us.st4.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/funkyboutique_1856_82731380

http://us.st4.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/funkyboutique_1856_82795751

do you have kiwi cream? :aplot:

Kiwi cream??? One moment please.

I'll take the guy in the 2nd pic :angel: :lol:

http://www.internationalorange.com/store/img/60008_lg.jpg

A present for my dearest teacher. ;)

I'll take the guy in the 2nd pic :angel: :lol:

I'm sorry. We don't have him in stock. :p

I think they all the same guy :lol:

He's a model. :rolleyes:

What is Kiwi Cream :lol: Looks fasinating :lol:

:lol: I knew he was a model :rolleyes:

Leaves the skin very smooth. It's a fetish for the safinholics. ;)

What is Kiwi Cream :lol: Looks fasinating :lol:
:eek: what?? you dont know the magic power of kiwi cream? :eek: :p

kiwi cream + green sweater

:lol: Kiwi Cream I will take some it sounds good :lol:

More kiwi cream for Mike.

http://www.internationalorange.com/store/img/60008_lg.jpg

Dear, I'll close the shop in 10'. Do you need anything else?

No thanks I am fine :lol:

All right!!! ;) Bye bye!!!! :wavey: Esther will open the shop very soon. See you. :D


*closing the doors*

:bolt: Later, dudes.

Ali open the shop please..I need a private massage :p

A private massage? I'm sorry but we don't sell that kind of things. ;) But I can offer you a sexy massage book for your friend.

:haha: Sorry for the delay in opening of the shop :p I was erm..having some hot steamy fun on the 14th floor :lol: What can i do for you folks :p

I'm caught in the elevator between floors 34 and 35, that's half of 69 :devil:

oh we have rooms between 34 and 35 :p
your room number would be 34.5 :haha:
it's a room decorated with panties and bras, of which the panties would be your curtains and bras as your pillow :)

I want some of those *cough* balloons in there too :p

oh yes of coures...your towels would consist of strawberry or raspberry flavoured condoms.
to dry your condom a.k.a towels, please blow it to massive proportions and hang it :D

I'm so generous, I'll give them away to little boys on the street, I'm too old for balloons :haha:

those boys may not know how to use it :sad: would you educate them as our shop advocates safe sex as well :o:lol:

A private massage? I'm sorry but we don't sell that kind of things. ;) But I can offer you a sexy massage book for your friend.
for my friend? :lol:

:haha:

for my friend? :lol:
what friend? :aplot:

her friend's best friend down there :aplot:

her friend's best friend down there :aplot:
Betty's friend's best friend is always welcome to shop with me :aplot: :lol:

i hope his head is looking where it's supposed to or it may leak :tape::haha::bolt:

i hope his head is looking where it's supposed to or it may leak :tape::haha::bolt:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :p I'm starting to get your point

Betty's friend's best friend is always welcome to shop with me :aplot: :lol:
I've 2 "good friends" here(on mtf) :aplot: .....in my life,my friends aren't cool :p

I've 2 "good friends" here(on mtf) :aplot: .....in my life,my friends aren't cool :p
One of them is el Santi :aplot:

One of them is el Santi :aplot:
what do u think? :aplot: but...is he cool? :angel:
I'm joking, I saw he so I know this answer :p

what do u think? :aplot: but...is he cool? :angel:
I'm joking, I saw he so I know this answer :p
:ras: no you don't know it :nerner:

:ras: no you don't know it :nerner:
:lol: why darling? Are u "gelosa" :nerner:

Si estoy celosa :ras: I want those lapdances only for myself :lol:

Si estoy celosa :ras: I want those lapdances only for myself :lol:
no problem..one night for U, one night for me, one night for Nina...but is he try? :angel:

how old are u?

no problem..one night for U, one night for me, one night for Nina...but is he try? :angel:

how old are u?
:lol: Santi would be pleased that we are talking about him in the Koquesucquer shop!
I am 23 and joking like :crazy: :rolls:

I'd like to buy some condoms. I don't have any left anymore, the past few days were crazy. :p

I'd like to buy some condoms. I don't have any left anymore, the past few days were crazy. :p
:aplot: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: I'll give you my balloons then!

I'd like to buy some condoms. I don't have any left anymore, the past few days were crazy. :p
:yeah: for U

:aplot: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: I'll give you my balloons then!

Oh, thanks a lot. Do you also have cherry flavored balloons?

:yeah: for U

:devil:

:lol: Santi would be pleased that we are talking about him in the Koquesucquer shop!
I am 23 and joking like :crazy: :rolls:
23 :eek: :eek:
very junger...so me and Santi are the older on his thread :angel: but he more than me :devil:

Oh, thanks a lot. Do you also have cherry flavored balloons?
:banana: :devil: :lol:

23 :eek: :eek:
very junger...so me and Santi are the older on his thread :angel: but he more than me :devil:

I'm probably the baby. :baby:

23 :eek: :eek:
very junger...so me and Santi are the older on his thread :angel: but he more than me :devil:
:lol: @ young, I thought all the ppl here were 15 or 16!!

:banana: :devil: :lol:

I like them best when they're flavored.

I like them best when they're flavored.
I said I had more :banana:-flavoured :devil:

I said I had more :banana:-flavoured :devil:

Ah, sorry. I'm very slow. Hehehehe. Well, banana isn't that bad but after a while the smell of it makes me sick to the stomach.

Ah, sorry. I'm very slow. Hehehehe. Well, banana isn't that bad but after a while the smell of it makes me sick to the stomach.
The owner provided me with the baloons, maybe she likes :banana:s

The owner provided me with the baloons, maybe she likes :banana:s

Sure, maybe she likes them.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :p I'm starting to get your point
what point :angel:

what point :angel:
Of view! :rolls: :haha:

I'd like to buy some condoms. I don't have any left anymore, the past few days were crazy. :p
would you like to try our whiskey flavoured McCondom all the way from Scotland? :p

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fe/McCondom_dsc06781.jpg/196px-McCondom_dsc06781.jpg

I'm probably the baby. :baby:
:awww::hug: i'm the mummy here then...i suppose betty and sugarcane are the grannies :haha:

:awww::hug: i'm the mummy here then...i suppose betty and sugarcane are the grannies :haha:
How old are you Esther? :mad: :p

would you like to try our whiskey flavoured McCondom all the way from Scotland? :p

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fe/McCondom_dsc06781.jpg/196px-McCondom_dsc06781.jpg

Yes, I have never tried Whiskey flavored condoms before. :angel:

:awww::hug: i'm the mummy here then...i suppose betty and sugarcane are the grannies :haha:

:awww:

The owner provided me with the baloons, maybe she likes :banana:s
actually my favourite balloons which are heaps larger than the balloons that i gave you would be this :D

http://www.ripnroll.com/images/2003reality.jpg

http://www.ripnroll.com/images/2003reality.jpg
I had it supplied frmo America's Condom Superstore at a discounted price $6.99 :hearts:

Of view! :rolls: :haha:
what view? :p :haha:

:haha: :rolls: :lol:

How old are you Esther? :mad: :p
i'm only 15 years old :o

what view? :p :haha:
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o I'm too old for this s*it!! :haha:

actually my favourite balloons which are heaps larger than the balloons that i gave you would be this :D

http://www.ripnroll.com/images/2003reality.jpg

http://www.ripnroll.com/images/2003reality.jpg
I had it supplied frmo America's Condom Superstore at a discounted price $6.99 :hearts:

:eek: Female condoms look gross to me.

i'm only 15 years old :o
:rolleyes: We're all your grannies :lol: You little perv :rolls:
:hug: :hug: :hug:

i'm only 15 years old :o

Then I'm not the one who's the baby of the bunch.

Yes, I have never tried Whiskey flavored condoms before. :angel:

Oops, we ran out of that :( As we over here at the koquesucquer shop do not want to disappoint you of our horrible service, we are giving you a year's supply of Hot Rod Condoms :o
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/hotrodbulk.jpg
is there anything that i can do for you? :p

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o I'm too old for this s*it!! :haha:
I'm sorry my dear but we do not sell shit. :haha:
However, I may introduce our boob and penis pasta all the way from England :D
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/largepasta.jpg

Oops, we ran out of that :( As we over here at the koquesucquer shop do not want to disappoint you of our horrible service, we are giving you a year's supply of Hot Rod Condoms :o
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/hotrodbulk.jpg
is there anything that i can do for you? :p

Ummm, just give me 10 Hot Rods. I'll return to the shop in case I'm in need of some more.

I'm sorry my dear but we do not sell shit. :haha:


What a bummer, you don't sell shit. :sad:

:eek: Female condoms look gross to me.
Female condoms squeaks when it's being pushed to the maximum so with each pump and hump action, it *squeaks* :lol:

As customer service CEO for Koquesucquer shop, i'm proud to show you how female condoms are worn as safe sex is our main policy :D
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/Female_condom_-_how_to_use_4.gif

:rolleyes: We're all your grannies :lol: You little perv :rolls:
:hug: :hug: :hug:
you old perve :p do you seriously think i'm 15 :lol:

Esther this is illegal girl :haha: I don't want to go to jail!

you old perve :p do you seriously think i'm 15 :lol:
F**k yes!!!! :mad: Really, how old are you?

Ummm, just give me 10 Hot Rods. I'll return to the shop in case I'm in need of some more.
oh no worries :D

Female condoms squeaks when it's being pushed to the maximum so with each pump and hump action, it *squeaks* :lol:

As customer service CEO for Koquesucquer shop, i'm proud to show you how female condoms are worn as safe sex is our main policy :D
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/Female_condom_-_how_to_use_4.gif

Oh my gosh, that would be too much of work for me. I prefer the normal condoms.

What a bummer, you don't sell shit. :sad:
No we don't sell shit but we can coat your opel with shit :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Bird_shit_car.jpg

oh no worries :D

:D

Yes, I have never tried Whiskey flavored condoms before. :angel:

Are you old enough to drink?

No we don't sell shit but we can coat your opel with shit :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Bird_shit_car.jpg

Ewwww. No, thank you.

Esther this is illegal girl :haha: I don't want to go to jail!
This is a free world in the Disunited States of Fruitica :haha:

Are you old enough to drink?

I'm 21 so that makes me old enough to drink.

F**k yes!!!! :mad: Really, how old are you?
Invert the numbers 12:o

This is a free world in the Disunited States of Fruitica :haha:

So sex with minors is legal in the Disunited States of Fruitica? Interesting, I think our dude MJ would pay big bucks to live there.

I'm 21 so that makes me old enough to drink.
I have been old enough to drink for a while but nahhhhhh..... :p

I'm 21 so that makes me old enough to drink.

OK. Bottoms up!

Invert the numbers 12:o
I can't :p I'm too stupid :lol:

Oh my gosh, that would be too much of work for me. I prefer the normal condoms.
Ah yes ;) Here's a free complimentary game from Koquesucquers :haha:

http://www.ripnroll.com/images/sexual1.gif

So sex with minors is legal in the Disunited States of Fruitica? Interesting, I think our dude MJ would pay big bucks to live there.
he doesn't have to. his doppelganger is already living among us :D

I have been old enough to drink for a while but nahhhhhh..... :p

When I was in France last week I HAD to drink white wine every night, after one glass I was totally tipsy already. Oh my, I'm definitely not used to alcohol. I only drink it on special occasions.

he doesn't have to. his doppelganger is already living among us :D

:haha:

I can't :p I'm too stupid :lol:
i'm 21 :nerner:

When I was in France last week I HAD to drink white wine every night, after one glass I was totally tipsy already. Oh my, I'm definitely not used to alcohol. I only drink it on special occasions.

But wine makes every day special.

OK. Bottoms up!

:devil: :drink:

When I was in France last week I HAD to drink white wine every night, after one glass I was totally tipsy already. Oh my, I'm definitely not used to alcohol. I only drink it on special occasions.
Alcohol sucks :rolleyes: We are in the Koquesucquer shop, who cares about alcohol? :cool:

But wine makes every day special.

And the nights start a lot earlier thanks to it. :o At least for me.

i'm 21 :nerner:
You and Nicole are both the babies and I'm the MJ!!! :rolls:

Alcohol sucks :rolleyes: We are in the Koquesucquer shop, who cares about alcohol? :cool:

But we have whiskey flavored condoms here...well, we had.

Hi folks :wavey: i'm home... WILMA.... i'm home :lol:

You and Nicole are both the babies and I'm the MJ!!! :rolls:

MJ? :bolt:

You and Nicole are both the babies and I'm the MJ!!! :rolls:
We're i think babies with boobies :tape:

Hello Fred Flintstone. :wavey:

But we have whiskey flavored condoms here...well, we had.
You used them all!!!!! :fiery:

We're i think babies with boobies :tape:

:haha:

Hi folks :wavey: i'm home... WILMA.... i'm home :lol:
Hi wilma :wavey: :haha:
Shall i get you some sunflower juice? :lol:

MJ? :bolt:
Too bad we don't have a freak smilie :scared:

You used them all!!!!! :fiery:

Sorry about that. :sad:

Hello Fred Flintstone. :wavey:
My Barney :hug: :lol: jk

Too bad we don't have a freak smilie :scared:

We just have this one. :retard:

We're i think babies with boobies :tape:
MJ doesn't like boobies :scared: :bolt:

You used them all!!!!! :fiery:
actually agassi used them all to protect his head frmo the hot sun :tape:

Hi wilma :wavey: :haha:
Shall i get you some sunflower juice? :lol:
Nah, had too much of it last night... my head still feels like :banghead: I think I'll open our chocolaterie, huh?

My Barney :hug: :lol: jk

I always liked Barney's son best but I don't remember his name... Bam-Bam, I guess.

MJ doesn't like boobies :scared: :bolt:
MJ likes small peepees :tape::haha:

MJ doesn't like boobies :scared: :bolt:

He prefers dick(ie)s.

I always liked Barney's son best but I don't remember his name... Bam-Bam, I guess.
i think so too :)

Nah, had too much of it last night... my head still feels like :banghead: I think I'll open our chocolaterie, huh?
Please do :lol: I am going to order some from Belgium in the mean time :p

Nah, had too much of it last night... my head still feels like :banghead: I think I'll open our chocolaterie, huh?

Chocolate :lick: :drool:

Anyway I came to get some accessories for today's matches. Can you express deliver a 44D cup bra to fondle during the Henin match, a sequined jock strap for the Mauresmo match and a nude photo of Minnie Driver for the Ginepri match,
Oh, and cancel my previous order of the padded buns boxers for the Blake match. They won't be necessary.

MJ's one of our best customers concerning prick pops... :lol:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/prick_pops.JPG

i think so too :)

http://www.forestadicedri.org/ASSOCIAZIONE/bam_bam_pedrita.jpg :hearts:

Anyway I came to get some accessories for today's matches. Can you express deliver a 44D cup bra to fondle during the Henin match, a sequined jock strap for the Mauresmo match and a nude photo of Minnie Driver for the Ginepri match,
Oh, and cancel my previous order of the padded buns boxers for the Blake match. They won't be necessary.
:rolls: :haha: :spit: + crying with laughter smilie!!!!

Oh yes, some Belgian chocolate for the Malisse match. Preferably those chocolate letters than I can arrange into 4-letter words.

MJ's one of our best customers concerning prick pops... :lol:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/prick_pops.JPG
Those are huge for MJ, they look 12 year-old!!! :lol:

MJ's one of our best customers concerning prick pops... :lol:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/prick_pops.JPG

I'd like to have a white chocolate prick pop (to suck on), please. :angel: They look really delicious to me.

Anyway I came to get some accessories for today's matches. Can you express deliver a 44D cup bra to fondle during the Henin match, a sequined jock strap for the Mauresmo match and a nude photo of Minnie Driver for the Ginepri match,
Oh, and cancel my previous order of the padded buns boxers for the Blake match. They won't be necessary.

:haha:

I'd like to have a white chocolate prick pop (to suck on), please. :angel: They look really delicious to me.
sure, they're 1,29€ each :)

I'm surprised alfonso hasn't been browsing here. Probably because he already has everything.

I'm surprised alfonso hasn't been browsing here. Probably because he already has everything.
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: Good point, I'd like Fonsie as a customer too

sure, they're 1,29€ each :)

Give me 4 then. :D

I'm surprised alfonso hasn't been browsing here. Probably because he already has everything.

Maybe the owners haven't invited him to the Koquesucquer shop yet. Shame on them. :aplot:

I'm surprised alfonso hasn't been browsing here. Probably because he already has everything.
:lol: probably yes, although i can't imagine him having these

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/gummy_love_cuffs.JPG

Give me 4 then. :D
expresse delivery?

expresse delivery?

Yep, I'm already starving for some chocolate.

:lol: probably yes, although i can't imagine him having these

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/gummy_love_cuffs.JPG

How much?

Yep, I'm already starving for some chocolate.
so that's 4 pricks, 1,29 each... :scratch: 5,16 plus 2€ for ED... 7,16€ then please :)

How much?
they're 8,99€

so that's 4 pricks, 1,29 each... :scratch: 5,16 plus 2€ for ED... 7,16€ then please :)
:worship: to the Prick Master!!!! I'll have 127 pretty please :D