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Favorite sexual position

Nimomunz
08-24-2005, 07:40 PM
:devil:
I'm doing this for the vcash but also because i know some of you are freaks. :devil: :devil: i'll hear a couple of choices and might make a poll if i feel inclined.
i'm partial to reverse cowgirl. :wavey:

Aurora
08-24-2005, 08:25 PM
I'm not so good with the namecalling. I prefer the action. But educating pictures would be nice :). *calling* Alphonso?

El Legenda
08-24-2005, 08:32 PM
Pick a Row&column
http://www.black-light-posters-pictures-bulbs.com/images/blacklightposters_update/glow_842.jpg

Seleshfan
08-24-2005, 08:33 PM
:devil:
I'm doing this for the vcash but also because i know some of you are freaks. :devil: :devil: i'll hear a couple of choices and might make a poll if i feel inclined.
i'm partial to reverse cowgirl. :wavey:

reverse cowgirl? Trying to picture it....oh lrigwoc, duh. Never heard of that one before. My favorite is reverse yggod elyts. :)

alfonsojose
08-24-2005, 08:49 PM
72 = 69 + three fingers inside :angel:

its.like.that
08-25-2005, 07:34 AM
72 = 69 + three fingers inside :angel:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aurora
08-25-2005, 07:35 AM
:lol: I knew Fonzie wouldn't let us down.

Harriet
08-25-2005, 07:37 AM
:drool:

Purple Rainbow
08-25-2005, 07:45 AM
I wouldn't mind sharing a bit of personal info here, the only thing is that I'm not so sure if my girlfriend wouldn't mind either. :p

Nikki♥
08-25-2005, 08:51 AM
This is my kind of thread. Well, I like doggie style because it's so raunchy and it all goes so deep that way. I love it. Then I also like to be on top. I could ride my bf for hours. :angel:

Becarina
08-25-2005, 08:54 AM
This is my kind of thread. Well, I like doggie style because it's so raunchy and it all goes so deep that way. I love it. Then I also like to be on top. I could ride my bf for hours. :angel:

same...if I had a bf :scratch: :lol:

Nikki♥
08-25-2005, 09:44 AM
same...if I had a bf :scratch: :lol:

If my bf was here I would probably be doing it with him right now.

Mrs. B
08-25-2005, 10:03 AM
If my bf was here I would probably be doing it with him right now.

:haha: geil.

Nikki♥
08-25-2005, 10:41 AM
:haha: geil.

Actually he just emailed me and told me that it might be possible for him to visit me next week for a couple of weeks. :devil:

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 10:51 AM
Actually he just emailed me and told me that it might be possible for him to visit me next week for a couple of weeks. :devil:

You won't be seeing much of where he lives, when you'll be too busy looking at the ceiling.

SuperFurryAnimal
08-25-2005, 11:42 AM
I wouldn't mind sharing a bit of personal info here, the only thing is that I'm not so sure if my girlfriend wouldn't mind either. :p

:lol: Shall we tell them or keep it our little secret? ;)

Purple Rainbow
08-25-2005, 11:52 AM
:lol: Shall we tell them or keep it our little secret? ;)

Let's keep it our secret, okay! :)
On a completely unrelated sidenote, what movie will we go to tonight, or shall we go for a long beachwalk?

Nikki♥
08-25-2005, 11:57 AM
You won't be seeing much of where he lives, when you'll be too busy looking at the ceiling.

:haha:

I have seen enough on his country already, kinda boring. I prefer his bedroom ceiling.

Angle Queen
08-25-2005, 12:18 PM
You won't be seeing much of where he lives, when you'll be too busy looking at the ceiling.But wait...given her, ah, preference...she'll be seeing a lot more of the mattress (or floor if that's her kind of thing)...than the ceiling. :p

Angle Queen
08-25-2005, 12:19 PM
And for the record, I'll state no preference...except that it ain't what's in GWH's avatar. :lol:

bad gambler
08-25-2005, 12:20 PM
And for the record, I'll state no preference...except that it ain't what's in GWH's avatar. :lol:

Though I'm sure you could manage such a position if you tried :p

Purple Rainbow
08-25-2005, 12:21 PM
But wait...given her, ah, preference...she'll be seeing a lot more of the mattress (or floor if that's her kind of thing)...than the ceiling. :p

That fully depends on the position of her upper body, the position of her head and of course wether she keeps her eyes closed. That still leaves her with quite a wide spectrum to observe! :p

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 12:22 PM
And for the record, I'll state no preference...except that it ain't what's in GWH's avatar. :lol:

You can only dream of that position.

Purple Rainbow
08-25-2005, 12:25 PM
You can only dream of that position.

I can't really imagine how you'll have sex in such a position??:confused:
I can however imagine lots of other things to try out with such an agile body! (Have to add that I'm perfectly happy with my gf) ;)

Angle Queen
08-25-2005, 12:26 PM
Well...that didn't take long, guys. Three replies in three minutes to the same post...each with a different flavor. Now we all know what thread titles garner the most attention.

(Thanks BG for the vote of confidence, Rainbow...you're being way too technical about it...and GWH...you have no idea of what I'm capable of ;) )

Purple Rainbow
08-25-2005, 12:38 PM
Well...that didn't take long, guys. Three replies in three minutes to the same post...each with a different flavor. Now we all know what thread titles garner the most attention.

(Thanks BG for the vote of confidence, Rainbow...you're being way too technical about it...and GWH...you have no idea of what I'm capable of ;) )

Though my reply was correct, it was of course meant in a non-serious manner. Please forgive me for not including a smilie. :p

SuperFurryAnimal
08-25-2005, 12:40 PM
I can't really imagine how you'll have sex in such a position??:confused:
I can however imagine lots of other things to try out with such an agile body! (Have to add that I'm perfectly happy with my gf) ;)

Hmm... well I told you I can put my leg in my neck. ;)

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 12:46 PM
GWH...you have no idea of what I'm capable of ;) )

If you're capable of that or something surpassing that, then I would almost be impressed. :p

Nimomunz
08-25-2005, 01:43 PM
Reverse cpwgirl is woman on top facing away from the man!! FYI!!

Turkeyballs Paco
08-25-2005, 02:20 PM
be careful. if somebody doesn't like you this thread might possibly be deleted.

I started a thread about Lleyton Hewitt's schlong because I wanted to start something that, you know, would get some attention, to get vcash... you know.

Then it gets moved to Non-Tennis, because as we all know, dick sizes have NEVER EVER EVER been discussed in GM. :roll eyes:

Noticed I'm about $30 down this morning. Noticed my Lleyton thread is gone from NON Tennis now, too. So, what was so wrong with that thread that it needed to be deleted?

alfonsojose
08-25-2005, 02:49 PM
:haha:

I have seen enough on his country already, kinda boring. I prefer his bedroom ceiling.
you can put a mirror to cover the ceiling :drool:

Nimomunz
08-25-2005, 03:07 PM
i prefer a mirrored headboard so that when i'm riding my man i can se myself.
shit!! its like a porn flick

alfonsojose
08-25-2005, 04:18 PM
i prefer a mirrored headboard so that when i'm riding my man i can se myself shit its like a porn flick
you shit on your guy while being f*cked :eek: I enjoy peeing my guy's butt but yours wins :bowdown: :bowdown:

Washa Koroleva
08-25-2005, 05:36 PM
I love being on the top :)
and I'm damn dumb for posting here.

joeb_uk
08-25-2005, 05:41 PM
you shit on your guy while being f*cked :eek: I enjoy peeing my guy's butt but yours wins :bowdown: :bowdown:
haha fonsie you misread ;) she meant to put a "," in.

Nimomunz
08-25-2005, 05:44 PM
you shit on your guy while being f*cked :eek: I enjoy peeing my guy's butt but yours wins :bowdown: :bowdown:
THE SHIT WAS AN EXCLAMATION POINT :LOL: I'LL HAVE TO GO EDIT MY POST!!

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 05:46 PM
I am surprised you aren't into corprophilia or playing the gimp alfie.

joeb_uk
08-25-2005, 05:56 PM
I am surprised you aren't into corprophilia or playing the gimp alfie.
I bet you have a nice gimp outfit hidden away in his cupboard :haha:

El Legenda
08-25-2005, 05:56 PM
ohhh dont get me start on this thread....i been in college for about 6 days now...:)

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 05:58 PM
I bet you have a nice gimp outfit hidden away in his cupboard :haha:

I mean I know some people that work in sex shops so maybe they could give alfie a bulk discount on gerbils and the like.

joeb_uk
08-25-2005, 06:17 PM
I mean I know some people that work in sex shops so maybe they could give alfie a bulk discount on gerbils and the like.
I am sure fonsie is always looking for more toys too!

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 06:18 PM
I am sure fonsie is always looking for more toys too!

He wouldn't need one for felching though.

alfonsojose
08-25-2005, 06:33 PM
I am surprised you aren't into corprophilia or playing the gimp alfie.
:bolt: I'm a clean guy :o Golden showers is my X-sport. Not anymore. But it's nice to fuck a dirty/smelly ass once in a while, with condom, of course :o

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 06:34 PM
:bolt: I'm a clean guy :o Golden showers is my X-sport. Not anymore. But it's nice to fuck a dirty/smelly ass once in a while, with comdom, of course :o

Water sports is as far as you go then? Hopefully you drink plenty of water, couldn't imagine brown or orange piss would do the job, but you are more qualified about these things than most.

alfonsojose
08-25-2005, 06:38 PM
Not drinking. Most of the times i'm the donor. When not, I just close my eyes and enjoy the warm feeling and the guy's cock on my face

ae wowww
08-25-2005, 06:57 PM
Alfonso, nobody needs to know this. If you like someone's sh*t all over your '7 inch cock', good for you buddy.

If you like to consume other peoples waste products, I'm happy for you. But please, do not 'kiss' and tell.

Finally: no, you are by no means a clean guy ;)

ae wowww
08-25-2005, 07:13 PM
:drool:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/386421/2/Raw_Sewage_Overflow.jpg

Raw Sewage - Horny yet?

http://www.drliew.net/archives/napalm.jpg

Don't know about you, but I am sooo hard :rolleyes:!

And finally, best of all:

http://www.endoatlas.com/jpeg/co_he_05.jpg

:drool PILES :inlove: OMG!

"(Small blood tumors near the anal orifice. Distension of hemorrhoidal veins, with inflammation and swelling. May be internal or external, bleeding or blind.) "
I LOVE it when you talk dirty, baby!

Something for later, perhaps ;) http://www.endoatlas.com/co_va_05.html Enjoy!

J. Corwin
08-25-2005, 08:16 PM
And for the record, I'll state no preference...except that it ain't what's in GWH's avatar. :lol:


I'm sure as "Angle Queen" you are capable of managing (and liking!) many interesting positions. ;)

:angel:

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 08:18 PM
I'm sure as "Angle Queen" you are capable of managing (and liking!) many interesting positions. ;)

:angel:

Once again you are more than likely right.

J. Corwin
08-25-2005, 08:20 PM
Right....ANGLE? ;)

joeb_uk
08-25-2005, 08:32 PM
:drool:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/386421/2/Raw_Sewage_Overflow.jpg

Raw Sewage - Horny yet?

http://www.drliew.net/archives/napalm.jpg

Don't know about you, but I am sooo hard :rolleyes:!

And finally, best of all:

http://www.endoatlas.com/jpeg/co_he_05.jpg

:drool PILES :inlove: OMG!

"(Small blood tumors near the anal orifice. Distension of hemorrhoidal veins, with inflammation and swelling. May be internal or external, bleeding or blind.) "
I LOVE it when you talk dirty, baby!

Something for later, perhaps ;) http://www.endoatlas.com/co_va_05.html Enjoy!


Piles funny you should post that :haha: :haha: when i was in there having an operation on my butt, there was some old wimp who had piles lmao!!

He was literally crying after surgery, and before the surgery he was crapping his pants (was so scared! :eek: ). He even reserved a toilet, in case he had problems :tape:

Washa Koroleva
08-25-2005, 08:51 PM
how ewwwwwww is this

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 08:52 PM
how ewwwwwww is this

Well, just make sure you haven't eaten.

Washa Koroleva
08-25-2005, 08:55 PM
Well, just make sure you haven't eaten.

i just have :)

alfonsojose
08-25-2005, 08:56 PM
It's disgusting :rolleyes: some posters are really rude :baby:

BTw, the shit on the toilet looks like mermelade. I would love it on a bagel. It made feel hungry, not horny :lick:

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 08:58 PM
i just have :)

That can do it and as for fave position, well I am flexible in this regard. One thing I can't stand is a woman just lying there motionless, if they aren't going to move around I am better off having a wank.

Washa Koroleva
08-25-2005, 08:59 PM
I know what you mean. I personally love moving and Sex is my favourite sport. Oh yeah... and the Carmen Electra lapdance before we start :)

ae wowww
08-25-2005, 09:02 PM
It's disgusting :rolleyes: some posters are really rude :baby:

BTw, the shit on the toilet looks like mermelade. I would love it on a bagel. It made feel hungry, not horny :lick:

:lol:

You started the sickness. I thought you enjoyed it. Do you mean Marmalade? You shouldn't be posting the kinds of things you do on a board where anyone can access it. It's filthy.

ae wowww
08-25-2005, 09:03 PM
I know what you mean. I personally love moving and Sex is my favourite sport. Oh yeah... and the Carmen Electra lapdance before we start :)

Good girl!!

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 09:03 PM
I know what you mean. I personally love moving and Sex is my favourite sport. Oh yeah... and the Carmen Electra lapdance before we start :)

That's the thing it doesn't take much. I remember my cousin staying with me and he picked up this stray woman and I was asleep. I went to the toilet and then I heard some noise from the next room, went and listened and heard him scream "Would you move and not lie there like a dead fish" and I had to hold myself from laughing too much.

joeb_uk
08-25-2005, 09:06 PM
That's the thing it doesn't take much. I remember my cousin staying with me and he picked up this stray woman and I was asleep. I went to the toilet and then I heard some noise from the next room, went and listened and heard him scream "Would you move and not lie there like a dead fish" and I had to hold myself from laughing too much.
Haha, what a disgrace :eek: He should have kicked the stray back home :tape:

ae wowww
08-25-2005, 09:07 PM
:lol: GWH!! I know some guys that love it when the woman does no work?!

Washa Koroleva
08-25-2005, 09:08 PM
That's the thing it doesn't take much. I remember my cousin staying with me and he picked up this stray woman and I was asleep. I went to the toilet and then I heard some noise from the next room, went and listened and heard him scream "Would you move and not lie there like a dead fish" and I had to hold myself from laughing too much.

OMG! he must have had a great sex life :scared:

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 09:10 PM
Haha, what a disgrace :eek: He should have kicked the stray back home :tape:

He was the one on holidays and helping me housesit, luckily I wasn't take part in the shenanigans.

Andrew, the guys who like that should be using blow up dolls.

joeb_uk
08-25-2005, 09:11 PM
:lol: GWH!! I know some guys that love it when the woman does no work?!
They should at least do some filthy talk eh ae woww? :tape: :lol:

joeb_uk
08-25-2005, 09:11 PM
He was the one on holidays and helping me housesit, luckily I wasn't take part in the shenanigans.

Andrew, the guys who like that should be using blow up dolls.
The dolls are probably more fun than the woman you mentioned jorge :help:

ae wowww
08-25-2005, 09:13 PM
Andrew, the guys who like that should be using blow up dolls.

:lol: Exactly right!

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 09:15 PM
The reverse cowgirl has its advantages and it has to be doggy if there is a tennis match on especially a clay one from Båstad.

ae wowww
08-25-2005, 09:17 PM
The reverse cowgirl has its advantages and it has to be doggy if there is a tennis match on especially a clay one from Båstad.

:lol: In tears my side :hatoff:!!

joeb_uk
08-25-2005, 09:18 PM
The reverse cowgirl has its advantages and it has to be doggy if there is a tennis match on especially a clay one from Båstad.
All those poor people with no tvs in their room, what are they missing out on :eek:

Action Jackson
08-25-2005, 09:21 PM
All those poor people with no tvs in their room, what are they missing out on :eek:

This is true and at the same time I would do it during a women's match and if it works out, one everything is done, then I can go back and watch the mens matches.

Though missionary or spooning can be alright as long as you can see the TV, that's only good thing about missionary.

alfonsojose
08-25-2005, 09:31 PM
They should at least do some filthy talk eh ae woww? :tape: :lol:
He's only 15 :angel: :baby:

ae wowww
08-25-2005, 09:48 PM
He's only 15 :angel: :baby:

Almost 16 :nerner:

But I'm afraid I don't see the relevance of my age :scratch:? Joe already knew that ;)

1sun
08-25-2005, 10:22 PM
definately doggy wihtout question. its great for the guy because we can control exactyl how we want it, how fast etc. i could fuck for hours in that position and not blow my load :eek: :p

alfonsojose
08-26-2005, 12:36 PM
definately doggy wihtout question. its great for the guy because we can control exactyl how we want it, how fast etc. i could fuck for hours in that position and not blow my load :eek: :p
:drool: :.. blow it, blow it, bl .. :ignore:

1sun
08-26-2005, 01:41 PM
:drool: :.. blow it, blow it, bl .. :ignore:
lol

Nikki♥
08-28-2005, 01:41 PM
how ewwwwwww is this

I agree.

Nikki♥
08-28-2005, 01:42 PM
:drool: :.. blow it, blow it, bl .. :ignore:

I finally get something to blow again on Tuesday, how cool is that?!?! :angel:

Action Jackson
08-28-2005, 01:44 PM
I finally get something to blow again on Tuesday, how cool is that?!?! :angel:

You will have enough juice to cover a lack of water supply.

Nikki♥
08-28-2005, 01:47 PM
You will have enough juice to cover a lack of water supply.

Yes. :drool: I hate drinking water anyway, it doesn't taste as good as the other thing.

Vanity
09-01-2005, 03:25 AM
I like "the black bee"!

Sugar Kane
09-01-2005, 04:20 AM
I finally get something to blow again on Tuesday, how cool is that?!?! :angel:
:cool: and :rolls: Is it a trumpet?! :p

alfonsojose
09-01-2005, 06:46 PM
I'd love to blow Pavel Novotny :toothy: He's a very talented actor :angel:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavel_Novotny