ARTICLE/PHOTO: Bec Cartwright’s foetus already more mature than Lleyton [Archive] - MensTennisForums.com

ARTICLE/PHOTO: Bec Cartwright’s foetus already more mature than Lleyton

sprinterluck
08-17-2005, 03:01 AM
NEWS
Bec Cartwright’s foetus already more mature than Lleyton
http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=1044&ED=90&CAT=1

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9166/babyhewitt1ez.jpg
The scan that proved Hewitt was the father

Fourteen weeks after its conception, Lleyton Hewitt and Bec Cartwright’s embryo is already more mature than its father. The gelatinous cluster of cells proved its superior temperament during an ultrasound examination yesterday in which it went over thirty minutes without yelling the phrase “Come Onnnnn!”

The embryo was also found to respect the umpire’s rulings, be capable of losing gracefully and to not understand what’s so special about Rocky.

“He’s a little ripper,” said an emotional Hewitt. “What an Aussie legend. Arrrgggghhh”. The tennis champ completed his thought via a series of chest thumps, emotional winces, fist pumps and grunts.

Doctors did however express fears that the foetus may have inherited its father’s sense of fashion after the ultrasound discovered its umbilical chord coming out of its back.

The baby is due to be born in October, although Hewitt and Cartwright are understood to be entertaining a request from Channel Seven to delay the birth until February to coincide with the new ratings period. :lol:

Cartwright has found the pregnancy “quite easy” to date. “It’s certainly been easier than the conception was, with the Fanatics bedside cheering Lleyton on,” she said. :o

“We just can’t wait for the baby to be born,” she said. “I know Lleyton’s dying to teach it how to scream.” :haha:

With less than five months until birth, the baby appears happy and contented which, given its parentage, demonstrates that it is also already a better actor than its mother. :devil:

:angel:

oneandonlyhsn
08-17-2005, 03:10 AM
http://tinypic.com/amwi76.gif Too freaking hilarious

World Beater
08-17-2005, 03:27 AM
Mean but really funny

alfonsojose
08-17-2005, 03:31 AM
:lol: Watch out, little baby. Dad is veeery big and if he's still fucking mom, he could reach u too :tape:

arcus
08-17-2005, 03:47 AM
as soon as that fetus realizes that his umbilical cord is not actually a penis like lleytons, he'll melt down, and end up just just like dad...........

oneandonlyhsn
08-17-2005, 03:49 AM
:lol: Watch out, little baby. Dad is veeery big and if he's still fucking mom, he could reach u too :tape:

I dont see how that is possible since the newlyweds are followed everywhere by the inlaws :tape:

Lisbeth
08-17-2005, 04:03 AM
Those chaser guys have "teenage humour brought to you by guys in their 30s" down pat.

They are funny though :) Their election commentary series were brilliant.

Murkofan
08-17-2005, 04:05 AM
I'd be more worried about the kid inheriting Bec's fashion sense :p

JeNn
08-17-2005, 04:20 AM
When I first saw the ultrasound pic, I thought oh yes, he's inheirited his dad's long schlong, then I realised it was the umbilical cord ;)

Ten_Isse_Fan
08-17-2005, 04:44 AM
Funniest thing I've read in a while :haha:

tennischick
08-17-2005, 04:47 AM
this is bladder-worthy. sick but funny ;)

ae wowww
08-17-2005, 07:46 AM
:lol: Lmao I love Lleyton, but :hatoff: to the writer(s):

"Cartwright has found the pregnancy “quite easy” to date. “It’s certainly been easier than the conception was, with the Fanatics bedside cheering Lleyton on,” she said."

Too good... This is the same relationship that the British media has with the Beckhams :D

~EMiLiTA~
08-17-2005, 08:01 AM
hahahahaa funny

Ferrero Forever
08-17-2005, 08:24 AM
too funny, that was great!!!

Hoostie
08-17-2005, 08:54 AM
Brilliant!!! :haha: :haha: :haha:

Hagar
08-17-2005, 10:25 AM
I need to come to MTF more often. Too funny.

Curls
08-17-2005, 12:23 PM
:rolls: :rolls: Absolutely brilliant!!

jazz_girl
08-17-2005, 12:27 PM
:lol: :yeah:

Socket
08-17-2005, 12:48 PM
This is almost as funny as the Fanatics' "Where's Willy?" t-shirt!

RonE
08-17-2005, 01:33 PM
:haha:

Puschkin
08-17-2005, 01:37 PM
:haha: Thanks for posting it.

Aleksa's Laydee
08-17-2005, 01:39 PM
HILARIOUS!!! :haha: :haha:

RebelNYC
08-17-2005, 01:40 PM
OK, this is THE funniest article I have seen in ages! It is a RIOT! THANK YOU for posting it and making my day!

LOVELY
08-17-2005, 05:02 PM
brilliant!!!! :haha: :yeah:

Space Cowgirl
08-17-2005, 06:03 PM
like it a lot :yeah:

Turkeyballs Paco
08-17-2005, 08:20 PM
tee hee. very cute. :lol: