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Let's play the "ATP Selective Suspension Game"

Denaon
08-09-2005, 07:24 PM
This is the ultimate, funniest game ever!!!!!
This is your chance to ruin all the doper players' careers you want!!!!!!
(Let's consider that inside Top 100 everyone's on drugs.)

Which player would you suspend and why??
Top 9 players and Other on poll, if other specify..

I'd say:

1) #2 Nadal: I can't take his butt is so big and firm! And noone can do a thing agianst him in clay!! I want him out!
2) #7 Agassi: He sould be paying more attention to Steffi and kids, too bald for me, Out too!!
3) Other: Hrbaty: that shirt is unforgettable and unforgivable. You're OUT!!!

CooCooCachoo
08-09-2005, 07:41 PM
Marat Safin.

The drugs give him so much physical power, he can smash his racquets like that! It's just illegal!

silverwhite
08-09-2005, 08:00 PM
All of them!

Seleshfan
08-09-2005, 09:05 PM
I voted for:

Hewitt: He's got to go for his racist and poofist remarks.
Coria: He doesn't meet my minimum height requirement for player support.
Nadal: For doping his left arm.

lau
08-09-2005, 09:09 PM
I voted for:

Hewitt: He's got to go for his racist and poofist remarks.
Coria: He doesn't meet my minimum height requirement for player support.
Nadal: For doping his left arm.
:lol:

BTW, nice to see almost anyone wants to suspend Marat :p

Denaon
08-09-2005, 09:17 PM
I voted for:
Nadal: For doping his left arm.
:haha:

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-09-2005, 10:33 PM
nadal hewitt andy guco

don't like them and I dont like their attitudes on court

Regenbogen
08-09-2005, 10:36 PM
hewitt. that's all. '_'

Alvarillo
08-09-2005, 10:36 PM
Hewitt - Go Outttttttttttttttttttttttt
Federer - want to see different finals on grass
Coria - simply i can't satand you little chinese!

nermo
08-09-2005, 10:38 PM
At this moment, I'd choose Coria to be suspended for the rest of the year,
for losing toooo much than i can swallow ( 2 times in three days).. :smash: :boxing:

Leo
08-09-2005, 11:12 PM
At least 6 of those, please.

Saumon
08-09-2005, 11:14 PM
Coria and Gaudio because of the (ARG) next to their names :o :rolleyes:

Gonzo Hates Me!
08-09-2005, 11:23 PM
Federer. After 2 years suspension, he would probably have enough points to still be number 1.

Julio1974
08-09-2005, 11:30 PM
I would suspend Coria, Hewitt and Roddick because those who hate them would dissapear also.

Effka
08-10-2005, 01:00 AM
I voted for Fed and Hewitt. Can't stand them pretty much. much much much.

7 votes for Nikolai??? Jesus, why? You're too cruel :devil:

Experimentee
08-10-2005, 03:33 AM
I would suspend Davydenko for being boring. At least the others provide some entertainment, although I might not like them eg. the Hewitt-Coria DC match :o

rofe
08-10-2005, 03:35 AM
I voted for PHM - he beat Duck who was the favourite to win Rogers Masters. If that doesn't reek of doping then what does? ;)

NYCtennisfan
08-10-2005, 04:17 AM
I would suspend Davydenko for being boring. At least the others provide some entertainment, although I might not like them eg. the Hewitt-Coria DC match

LOL! I would ban Canas.

fenomeno2111
08-10-2005, 04:17 AM
HEWITT- You are disgusting :armed:

Ferrero Forever
08-10-2005, 04:20 AM
Hewitt: Because I dislike him and he'd be out of the aussie media
Davydenko: I don't like him at all
Other: Because I'm sure theres someone else who I wouldnt mind being off the tour

RonE
08-10-2005, 09:19 AM
I would suspend Marat for using dope to pump up his member. Why should he get all the girls?? :ras:

Hewitt for the extra juice the doping gives his vocal chords. One day he is going to make someone deaf with those "commmeeeeee onnnnns".

For that matter suspend both Hewitt and Coria for using crotch-grabbing drugs.

And finally Nadal- I'm being serious here - a 19 year old who has buffed up his upper body so much in the last 2 years and is like a machine on clay???? Something fishy here....

Action Jackson
08-10-2005, 09:26 AM
Agassi, just to be the rid of the devotion to the bald ewok, we already know how great a player he is, but as soon as he wins a match, the talk of will he win a Slam again or be number 1, if he was banned it would stop.

Kristen
08-10-2005, 09:48 AM
I chose Hewitt, but I would gladly take out the #2-#8, leaving only Roger to really give my guys an ass kicking. Hopefully, they might play him often enough to learn from him.

Peta Pan
08-10-2005, 10:20 AM
If EVERYONE inside the top 100 is on drugs then they should all be suspended of course :rolleyes: :p

Ferrero Forever
08-10-2005, 10:43 AM
If EVERYONE inside the top 100 is on drugs then they should all be suspended of course :rolleyes: :p
except Ferrero

Peta Pan
08-10-2005, 10:46 AM
except Ferrero
Well, nope... even him... if he WAS on drugs :)

I've voted for all of them in this situation and that would include Pavel, Grosjean, Berdych and all of my other favourites because really if any of my favourites were in this situation they should still do their time.

Ferrero Forever
08-10-2005, 10:50 AM
Well, nope... even him... if he WAS on drugs :)

I've voted for all of them in this situation and that would include Pavel, Grosjean, Berdych and all of my other favourites because really if any of my favourites were in this situation they should still do their time.
yeah, any player should be banned for drugs, though I'd be deeply disappointed if any of my guys were on drugs though.

Kristen
08-10-2005, 10:52 AM
:tape: Good idea Peta! Alex Popp's ranking would SKYROCKET!
Off with their heads/wilsons/babolats....

Peta Pan
08-10-2005, 10:53 AM
yeah, any player should be banned for drugs, though I'd be deeply disappointed if any of my guys were on drugs though.
Yep, as would I!!!!!!!

sanpo
08-10-2005, 12:47 PM
Nadal: though his face is new, his game/style of play isn't
Davydenko: reasoins same as above

nermo
08-10-2005, 04:29 PM
#7 Agassi: He sould be paying more attention to Steffi and kids,

:yeah:
3) Other: Hrbaty: that shirt is unforgettable and unforgivable. You're OUT!!!posted by Denaon
:devil: :haha:

partygirl
08-10-2005, 04:41 PM
i would suspend the guy in my avatar...
#5 roddick- for not playing up to his level and sucking-
while still being beautiful.the bastard.

...maybe i wouldnt suspend him, but i would definetly put his ass in the corner!

Nimomunz
08-10-2005, 04:43 PM
i would suspend the guy in my avatar...
#5 roddick- for not playing up to his level and sucking-
while still being beautiful.the bastard.

...maybe i wouldnt suspend him, but i would definetly put his ass in the corner!
and spank it perchance?

:devil:

partygirl
08-10-2005, 05:00 PM
and spank it perchance?

:devil:



of course...

Kristen
08-11-2005, 02:59 AM
6-0 6-1 for Agassi today sound reasonable?
Doesn't sound right to me... and esp with Jonas taking the second set. Idiot (Jonas, not you disturb3d). Only Jürgen is supposed to have scorelines like this.

Fergie
08-11-2005, 04:19 AM
Nadal, Hewitt and Coria

jbone_14
08-11-2005, 05:45 AM
Coria- because he's a whiny baby
Hewitt- I just hate him. His c'mons are soo immature and annoying.
Nadal- I just want him to "va(mos) a su casa" :lol:

Carolinita
08-11-2005, 05:47 AM
I vote for Hewitt for doping his fuc**** mouth http://yelims1.free.fr/Beurk/Beurk02.gif

Sparko1030
08-11-2005, 05:59 AM
Coria and Gaudio because of the (ARG) next to their names :o :rolleyes:

Exactly what I was thinking! Why waste the time even doing tests. They just ought to suspend all the players from Argentina now and save themselves some time and money. Sorry guys-guilt by nationality here.

(Note, this remark is sarcastic)