If none of them played tennis, which do you think might have been their occupations?? [Archive] - MensTennisForums.com

If none of them played tennis, which do you think might have been their occupations??

Denaon
08-03-2005, 09:32 PM
I mean ordinary jobs, the regular people we meet in our daily lives...

I just pictured:

Roger Federer as a librarian or in a movie rental shop :o
Guillermo Coria working in McDonald's
Agassi working as a plumber....

:shrug: :rolls: :lol: :haha: :scratch:

Oh, Lleyton and Andy unemployed (yeah they can be unemployed too) I imagine they might be pretty lazy for work :lol:

Sjengster
08-03-2005, 09:39 PM
This is going by appearance rather than aptitude, correct? I cannot see Coria ever crossing paths with his wife-to-be in a McDonalds joint...

Gonzalez would be the crane operator who uses a ball and chain to demolish buildings.

Hewitt would have found gainful employment in a prestigious Aussie PR agency.

Volandri would be the typical rude waiter at an upmarket restaurant - stylish and temperamental, but ultimately offering very poor service.

Denaon
08-03-2005, 09:42 PM
yeah by appearance mostly, I know none of them personally so I don't know their talents and skills.

tall_one
08-03-2005, 10:17 PM
marat would be a stripper :banana: :devil:


lol

Merton
08-03-2005, 10:26 PM
Haas: investment banker.
Ginepri: army recruiter.
Gimelstob: beer salesman

DJ dropshot
08-03-2005, 10:41 PM
Marat - Car Salesman
Roddick - Pool Boy
Federer - Bolshoi Dancer
Hewitt - Wall Street Trader
Karlovic - Ceiling Fan installer
Massu - Hairdresser - what else?
Ginepri - High School Gym Teacher
Stepanek - Dressed in Donald Duck costume at Euro Disney
Bracciali - Vegetarian Chef

Sparko1030
08-03-2005, 11:18 PM
these are hilarious so far!

Dent-not very dedicated surfer dude
Safin-Giggalo

LaTenista
08-03-2005, 11:54 PM
Nadal: heir-apparent at his father's window company, daddy would insist he cut his hair short
Henman: bookkeeper
Roddick: frat boy in college (yes, he'd need that 5th year to graduate)
Hewitt: Australian Rules football coach (pee wee division)
Federer: linguist, probably pulling double duty as a uni prof
Safin: funniest cab driver in Moscow
Coria: bus boy :lol: or a host at a restaurant
Agassi: fashion designer :tape:

LaTenista
08-04-2005, 12:05 AM
Blake: barber
Fish: dropout living in the basement of Roddick's frat house
Kim: That IT guy that fixes everyone's PCs
Lopez: flight attendant
Moya: tatoo artist
Ferrero: photographer
Robredo: news anchor
Verdasco: radio DJ
Ferrer: hotel manager

buddyholly
08-04-2005, 12:10 AM
Spadea: Opera Singer
LaLo: Ladies' Hairdresser
Hrbaty: Fashion Designer
Federer: Messiah
Rochus: Basketball player
Popp: Jockey
Sargsian: Bookmaker
Henman: Dentist
Coria: Behavioural Therapist

kosmikgroove
08-04-2005, 12:37 AM
Corretja - politician
Jan Michael Gambill - retail bitch
Agassi - spokesman for rogaine
Roddick - helicopter pilot
Hewitt - crazed and disgruntled postal employee.. or someone very much like Melvin from Office Space
Blake - High school coach
Keifer - my husband :devil:

Nimomunz
08-04-2005, 12:46 AM
safin= massage therapist

tinuviel_estel
08-04-2005, 12:50 AM
:lol::lol::lol: DJ dropshot and buddyholly great post!

blosson
08-04-2005, 12:52 AM
Rafa: footballer
Guga: surfer
Dent: bodyguard
Andy: fireman
Marat: fireman too
Federer: policeman
Gonzo: builder
Vinnie: Drag Queen
Lopez: Miss Universe
Haas: soup actor

jazz_girl
08-04-2005, 12:53 AM
Safin: stripper
Gaudio: psichiatrist
Nalbandian: stunt doubles
Ferrero: hairdresser
Federer: school teacher

uNIVERSE mAN
08-04-2005, 01:05 AM
Nadal - professional butt massager.

Clara Bow
08-04-2005, 01:14 AM
Nalbandian- Construction worker (he’s nice and burly!)
Henman – Literature professor
Federer- diplomat or consulate
Blake – kindergarten or elementary school teacher
Ginipri – bartender at a fratty type bar
Lopez- bartender at one of those NY or LA “beautiful people” bars. Supplements his income by doing nude modeling for art schools.
Muller- web designer (he looks like the one that I work with)
Murray- deciding what he wants to do during his gap year
Zabaleta- artist who works with metals, etc. as his main medium
Oli Rochus- exterminator. His ability to fit into the crawl space under houses will be a big asset

sigmagirl91
08-04-2005, 01:30 AM
Hewitt - crazed and disgruntled postal employee.. or someone very much like Melvin from Office Space


Swingline stapler anyone?

Lemme try:

Nalbandian-mechanic/torch singer/environmentalist
Federer-diplomat/politician
Gaudio-marketing exec.
Moya-masseur
Agassi-insurance salesman
Safin-comic
F. Lo-the next Fabio

DJ dropshot
08-04-2005, 01:31 AM
Santa's Reindeer:

Dasher - Nadal
Dancer - Federer
Prancer - Stepanek
Vixen - Lopez
Comet - Roddick (see Webster's definition)
Cupid - Ollie Rocchus
Donder - Safin as in donde esta Safin?
Blitzen - Gonzalez

Rudolph - Pim Pim Cannot play in the reindeer games right now

DJ dropshot
08-04-2005, 01:32 AM
Thanks Tinuveil! Too fun..

cobalt60
08-04-2005, 01:46 AM
:worship: to you all! And Buddy you have them all pegged :)

Seleshfan
08-04-2005, 02:09 AM
Hewitt: Civil Rights Lawyer, specializing in Gay and African American Rights or a model for "Inches" magazine.
Federer: A juggler and dancer for the cirque de soleil
Haas: Bodyguard at Hooters
Henman: A Dentist
Coria: Would have been an actor. He would have been the Oompa Loompa in the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Roddick: Would be a professional copier boy at Kinkos
Safin: A Zoologist with a passion for hippos or a Russian talk show host equivalent to Jerry Springer
Karlovic: A speech therapist
Rochus: Would have never left Middle Earth, and been a wizard's apprentice
Rusedki: A towel boy
Lopez: make up artist
Agassi: a dealer at a casino
Rios: Anger management counselor
Sampras: A tongue model
Guga: Melanie Molitor and Patty Schnyder's personal hairstylist

tinuviel_estel
08-04-2005, 02:11 AM
:lol::lol::lol: :yeah:

buddyholly
08-04-2005, 02:32 AM
Haas: soup actor

:lol: He may be hot, he should try the soaps.

its.like.that
08-04-2005, 02:37 AM
Stepanek - Dressed in Donald Duck costume at Euro Disney

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

this one still has me going... :D

Seleshfan
08-04-2005, 02:41 AM
And for the women:

Serena: Crack addicted hooker working a corner in Compton
Venus: Crack addicted hooker working the opposite corner of her sister. She would be the blocks best whore, until Serena goes on an unprecedented run of 100 Johns in one week, supplanting Venus and have Venus questioning her own ability. Richard Williams would be their pimp, and predicted Venus would be the top whore, but would eventually be overtaken by Serena, possibly because of her bigger breasts and ass.
Davenport: A self-esteem counselor for overweigh girls
Conchita: would have been killed in a tragic running of the bulls accident, because she was checking out some girls ass, instead of running
Mauresmo: A Sports psychologist working with Jana Novotna
Capriati: A drug counselor
Kournikova: Pretty much what she does now
Sharapova: Would have came to the US as a Russian mail order bride, then would have left her husband, got breast implants, and become a stripper

Papakori
08-04-2005, 09:20 AM
Guga: Melanie Molitor and Patty Schnyder's personal hairstylist
:haha: :haha:

Hilarious!

nermo
08-04-2005, 10:16 AM
Federer: a farmer (a successful one ;) )

Rafael Nadal : football player ( a successful one too ;) )

G.Coria: a lawyer ( a poor one,under training) or a waiter at a restaurant

G.Gaudio: a novel writer

D. Nalbandian: a chess player

Hewitt: leader of anti-immigration party

Henman :a book keeper

Roddick : a marine soldier
S. Grosjean : a Hotel owner in France
Ferrero: a reporter
G.Kuerten: good man working for children rights in Unicef

Ferrero Forever
08-04-2005, 10:24 AM
this thread had me laughing out loud, keep it up
The only ones I have to add are
Hewitt: Vocal Coach
Ferrero: King of the world

~EMiLiTA~
08-04-2005, 10:40 AM
Federer: lawyer
Roddick: pizza delivery boy
Nadal: croupier
Safin: nightclub owner or a pimp
Nalbandian: truck driver
Hewitt: soap star wahaha
F Lopez: surf lifesaver
Verdasco: bellboy
Ferrero: hairdresser
Gaudio: gardener/handiman
Henman: accountant
Gonzalez: butcher
Agassi: newsreader
Coria: jockey
Moya: rockstar

Hoostie
08-04-2005, 11:13 AM
Hewitt - A cop
Safin - Seventies porn star (especially with his current hair)

Black Adam
08-04-2005, 11:19 AM
Rafa: footballer
Guga: surfer
Dent: bodyguard
Andy: fireman
Marat: fireman too
Federer: policeman
Gonzo: builder
Vinnie: Drag Queen
Lopez: Miss Universe
Haas: soup actor
:lol: I remember how Andy was more effective than the Italian Firemen last in Rome ;)
Many ppl are putting Gonzo as a Builder :wavey: :tape: I think he wouldn't be bad as Stone Sculpturist.

sonatinca
08-04-2005, 01:31 PM
Rochus: Would have never left Middle Earth, and been a wizard's apprentice

:yeah: :rolls:

JeNn
08-04-2005, 01:45 PM
Hewitt: porn star

buddyholly
08-04-2005, 02:43 PM
And for the women:

Serena: Crack addicted hooker working a corner in Compton
Venus: Crack addicted hooker working the opposite corner of her sister. She would be the blocks best whore, until Serena goes on an unprecedented run of 100 Johns in one week, supplanting Venus and have Venus questioning her own ability. Richard Williams would be their pimp, and predicted Venus would be the top whore, but would eventually be overtaken by Serena, possibly because of her bigger breasts and ass.
Davenport: A self-esteem counselor for overweigh girls
Conchita: would have been killed in a tragic running of the bulls accident, because she was checking out some girls ass, instead of running
Mauresmo: A Sports psychologist working with Jana Novotna
Capriati: A drug counselor
Kournikova: Pretty much what she does now
Sharapova: Would have came to the US as a Russian mail order bride, then would have left her husband, got breast implants, and become a stripper

Wicked!!!!

Experimentee
08-04-2005, 02:44 PM
And for the women:

Serena: Crack addicted hooker working a corner in Compton
Venus: Crack addicted hooker working the opposite corner of her sister. She would be the blocks best whore, until Serena goes on an unprecedented run of 100 Johns in one week, supplanting Venus and have Venus questioning her own ability. Richard Williams would be their pimp, and predicted Venus would be the top whore, but would eventually be overtaken by Serena, possibly because of her bigger breasts and ass.
Davenport: A self-esteem counselor for overweigh girls
Conchita: would have been killed in a tragic running of the bulls accident, because she was checking out some girls ass, instead of running
Mauresmo: A Sports psychologist working with Jana Novotna
Capriati: A drug counselor
Kournikova: Pretty much what she does now
Sharapova: Would have came to the US as a Russian mail order bride, then would have left her husband, got breast implants, and become a stripper

Why do ppl always need to be bitchy when talking about women? :mad:

Angle Queen
08-04-2005, 02:47 PM
Hewitt: porn star:haha:You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to JeNn again.

oneandonlyhsn
08-04-2005, 02:51 PM
Federer - cricket player
Safin - stripper
Hewitt - psychiatrist (come on)
Roddick - date for hire
Moya - Plumber
Sampras - body waxer
Agassi - Hair stylist
F. Lopez - DJ

buddyholly
08-04-2005, 02:55 PM
Lendl: Vampire
J. McEnroe: Celebrated author and Talk Show host (not 100% sure on this one).
Sampras:Sheepshearer
Todd Martin: Father of the Messiah

1sun
08-04-2005, 03:14 PM
Coria: Would have been an actor. He would have been the Oompa Loompa
:haha: :rolls:

1sun
08-04-2005, 03:18 PM
marat=street cleaner in moscow(as quoted by himself)

Papakori
08-04-2005, 06:18 PM
Gonzalez: Lumberjack

RogiFan88
08-04-2005, 07:32 PM
Corretja: human rights activist; matador
Costa: Connoisseur and promoter of jamon jabugo
Mantilla: 'Van Gogh'-type painter
Feli Lopez: male model; female impersonator; salesman at designer menswear store
Ferrer: Children’s tv show host (like Blue's Clues)
Ferrero: airline pilot; flamenco guitarist in Nadal's troupe
Robredo: Ferrero's co-pilot; fitness instructor
Nadal: matador; flamenco dancer; pirate
Verdasco: flamenco dancer in Nadal's troupe; pop singer
Moya: Chippendale guy; male escort; gigolo
Nalbandian: Lead dancer of the Chippendales; gaucho
Coria: bad tv soap actor
Gaston: artist, poet, musician, dreamer; sk8terboi

RogiFan88
08-04-2005, 07:39 PM
Agassi: Broadway theatre director
Pandy: failed singer in a boy band; failed standup comic
Federer: lifeguard; major league pitcher
Marat: theatre director (uses The Stanislavski Method)
Henman: London bobby
Lleyton: loan shark; bouncer
Gasquet: computer hacker

RogiFan88
08-04-2005, 07:40 PM
Melzer: hairdresser
Grosjean: petty thief in Montmartre
Malisse: unemployed
Berdych: female impersonator
Bracciali: Paul McCartney lookalike
Lisnard: criminal, ex-con
Schalken: priest (stolen from Sjengst)

Mrs. B
08-04-2005, 07:53 PM
Hewitt: Civil Rights Lawyer, specializing in Gay and African American Rights or a model for "Inches" magazine.
Federer: A juggler and dancer for the cirque de soleil
Haas: Bodyguard at Hooters
Henman: A Dentist
Coria: Would have been an actor. He would have been the Oompa Loompa in the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Roddick: Would be a professional copier boy at Kinkos
Safin: A Zoologist with a passion for hippos or a Russian talk show host equivalent to Jerry Springer
Karlovic: A speech therapist
Rochus: Would have never left Middle Earth, and been a wizard's apprentice
Rusedki: A towel boy
Lopez: make up artist
Agassi: a dealer at a casino
Rios: Anger management counselor
Sampras: A tongue model
Guga: Melanie Molitor and Patty Schnyder's personal hairstylist

:haha: Brilliant! goes for the women's side too. :lol:

RebelNYC
08-04-2005, 07:58 PM
This thread is hilarious! You guys crack me up!
Ferrero I can see as a pilot!
I think Moya would be a fashion model.
Andre would be a perfect dealer in Vegas!

partygirl
08-04-2005, 08:04 PM
roddick: high fashion model (tell me you cant see it....all pouty with attitude)
like calvin klien or gucci, versace.

now i need to see that :devil:


hewitt: car salesman.

federer: teacher (college professor; languages)

safin: comediene

nadal: moya's boyfriend

Mrs. B
08-04-2005, 08:18 PM
Agassi - Floor manager of a strip club
David Nalbandian - strip club bouncer
Coria - the guy that goes around the beaches selling cheap sunglasses and watches
Feli Lopez - Chippendale's star dancer
Hewitt - the guy that rents windsurfs on Bondi beach, gives lessons too.
Shuettler - German tourist wearing socks with his Birkenstocks.
Federer - mountain guide or cheesemaker
Haas - salesman at an Armani shop
Radek Stepanek - sells kebab
Safin - beach bum

gooner88
08-04-2005, 08:45 PM
Agassi - Floor manager of a strip club
David Nalbandian - strip club bouncer
Coria - the guy that goes around the beaches selling cheap sunglasses and watches
Feli Lopez - Chippendale's star dancer
Hewitt - the guy that rents windsurfs on Bondi beach, gives lessons too.
Shuettler - German tourist wearing socks with his Birkenstocks.
Federer - mountain guide or cheesemaker
Haas - salesman at an Armani shop
Radek Stepanek - sells kebab
Safin - beach bum

:haha: :haha: :haha:

DJ dropshot
08-04-2005, 08:49 PM
You're all hilarious!

Schuettler - picture phone salesman
Bryans - Doublemint gum hawkers
Matthieu - Heimlich Maneuver instructor
Marat - underwear model
Llodra - Bachelorette Party dancer
Hewitt - Host of "Meet the Press"
Stepanek - Intercollegiate cheerleader
Nadal - Renaissance Festival Gypsy
Federer - Male Nurse (works best in all white)

Damita
08-04-2005, 10:37 PM
marat would be a stripper :banana: :devil:


lol@ the Stringfellows ? :aplot: :lol:

Stepanek - Dressed in Donald Duck costume at Euro Disney
:spit:
Sharapova: Would have came to the US as a Russian mail order bride, then would have left her husband, got breast implants, and become a stripperI can soooo picture this :tape: :haha:
Llodra - Bachelorette Party dancer

hahaha, you're hilarious DJ dropshot :lol: :yeah:

jazz_girl
08-04-2005, 11:55 PM
I can totally see Moya as an aerobic instructor!

RodLo
08-05-2005, 12:13 AM
:worship: :worship: :worship: to you all

1sun
08-05-2005, 12:25 AM
roddick: high fashion model (tell me you cant see it....all pouty with attitude)
like calvin klien or gucci, versace.

now i need to see that :devil:

nah hes not pretty enough. he has typical looks. not unique enough, safin or lopez would fit that cat.

nadal: moya's boyfriend
:haha: :rolls: and vice versa of course
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PinkFeatherBoa
08-05-2005, 12:32 AM
henman: toilet cleaner (or toilet brush)

LaTenista
08-05-2005, 01:05 AM
Gasquet: water boy for a French football team
Puerta: deep sea fisherman
Davydenko: ballet dancer in a Russian company (yeah, he'd still be trying not be Ukranian)
Gaudio: busker in the subway
Nalbandian: rancher
Gonzalez: crash test dummy :lol: no, probably stunt pilot or in the Chilean army

Seleshfan
08-05-2005, 01:17 AM
Why do ppl always need to be bitchy when talking about women? :mad:

Believe it or not, I'm even more bitchy when it comes to guys, particularly if they're hot.

rommel99
08-05-2005, 01:31 AM
serena would be a professional wwe wrestler and would have a great rivalry with the big show

Kristine
08-05-2005, 04:03 AM
Federer - university professor
Roddick - head of a fraternity house
Safin - Model or Club owner
Hewitt - plumber/roadside worker (something to do with manual labour)

alelysafina
08-05-2005, 04:12 AM
Davydenko: ballet dancer in a Russian company (yeah, he'd still be trying not be Ukranian)

:lol:


Nalbandian: rancher

god, nalby as a cowboy :drool:

drf716
08-05-2005, 04:16 AM
Hewitt: leader of anti-immigration party


hahaha!

heya
08-05-2005, 04:20 AM
Rusedski - sock salesman
Henman - Doctor Love
Safin - psychiatrist
Roddick - naked nanny, part time masseuse of Pat McEnroe
Federer - Psycho Killer's lawyer
Hewitt- fights prejudice

YoursTruly
08-05-2005, 04:44 AM
Marat - Car Salesman
Roddick - Pool Boy
Federer - Bolshoi Dancer
Hewitt - Wall Street Trader
Karlovic - Ceiling Fan installer
Massu - Hairdresser - what else?
Ginepri - High School Gym Teacher
Stepanek - Dressed in Donald Duck costume at Euro Disney
Bracciali - Vegetarian Chef


Interesting. However, I don't get where the Bracciali vegan chef came from. In fact, he might have become a butcher (just like his dad from what I heard) or have his own business or restaurant maybe. I don't know. But the thing is this thread is difficult to come up careers for any of the pros because we could easily go by image and how their characteristic is, but the truth is that some have studied or they have mentioned in interviews of their clear interests outside of tennis or what they might be doing if they weren't in tennis. For example I remember Tommy Robredo mentioning that if he weren't in tennis he'd be a student right now maybe in sciences. I think it was Tommy who said that! :)

heya
08-05-2005, 05:03 AM
Bracciali = Broccoli chopper

jmgsdoubsprtnr
08-05-2005, 05:03 AM
serena would be a professional wwe wrestler and would have a great rivalry with the big show
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that seriously made me laugh out loud. good one.
:lol::haha:

Clara Bow
08-05-2005, 05:36 AM
Robredo- Actor. Gets crossover success in the US for his work in the leading role of a Montgomery Clift biopic.
Safin Advertising. His specialty is humorous jingles and slogans with a bit of an edge. Some weeks doesn't try at all at work but is never fired because he is very popular with the staff and comes up with moments of brilliance.
Guga Runs one of those therapy surf camps for autistic kids. Smokes a bit of weed during his off time.
Massu Lead singer in an 1980's cover band that specializes in hair-bands. Does a kick-ass Joe Elliot. Sells weed to Guga and others on the side.
Roddick Sales (not retail). Leads his group and is very popular with the ladies at the sales conventions.
Moya Token long-haired male model in the J. Crew and Brooks Brothers catalogues.

DJ dropshot
08-05-2005, 05:40 AM
Interesting. However, I don't get where the Bracciali vegan chef came from.
Heya cleared it up - it is indeed a reference to Broccoli based on Brad Gilbert's pronunciation of his name.

Carolinita
08-05-2005, 07:46 AM
Federer = priest
Hewitt = Australia's ambassador in Argentina
Agassi = Dalai Lama
Nadal = english teacher ( :kiss: )
Moya = Calvin Klein model
Baghdatis = Ned Flanders
Safin = ATP's chief
Lopez = a Baywatch act

El Legenda
08-05-2005, 08:18 AM
Agassi and Ljubicic= doing commercial for "Hair For Men Club" showing off there new piece's
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5928/untitled2rj.th.png (http://img301.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitled2rj.png)







on serious note Ljubicic- electrician, like his dad was for many years and his brother is now.

ataptc
08-05-2005, 09:38 AM
LMAO this thread is the best :lol: :yeah:

Mrs. B
08-05-2005, 10:39 AM
Gaudio: busker in the subway



indeed! :smoke: http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/musik/a070.gif

RogiFan88
08-05-2005, 02:03 PM
Moya already does ads for underwear.

rommel99
08-05-2005, 02:48 PM
safin could be a lawyer.. defending pro players being fined for breaking rackets and stuffs.. or could be a sports psychologist, teaching the types of hewitt to have fun and break rackets..

Rex
08-05-2005, 02:54 PM
federer- librarian
Dent- Plumber
Agassi and blake- hardresser partners
Lopez- assistant hairdresser
safin- Psychologist :)

RebelNYC
08-05-2005, 03:05 PM
I can totally see Moya as an aerobic instructor!

Ok, I thought fashion model, but I totally agree with this!

Denaon
08-05-2005, 04:04 PM
Kiefer: car salesman
Nadal: erotic star
Davydenko: waiter in a category restaurant
Massu: pro skater
Puerta: polo player and horse relating businessman
Hewitt: soap-opera actor

Saumon
08-05-2005, 04:40 PM
Federer = priest
Hewitt = Australia's ambassador in Argentina
Agassi = Dalai Lama
Nadal = english teacher ( :kiss: )
Moya = Calvin Klein model
Baghdatis = Ned Flanders
Safin = ATP's chief
Lopez = a Baywatch act

:lol:

Sparko1030
08-05-2005, 07:04 PM
Hewitt-Road construction worker
Massu-nightclub owner/modeling on the side
Fish-Struggling actor working as a parking valet at Massu's nightclub. :D
Gonzalez-Middle school phy ed teacher/soccer coach. Most popular teacher with the kids and the moms.
Federer-International spy-cool as a cucumber and enigmatic.

Sparko1030
08-05-2005, 07:09 PM
[QUOTE=RDucky]Agassi and Ljubicic= doing commercial for "Hair For Men Club" showing off there new piece's
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5928/untitled2rj.th.png (http://img301.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitled2rj.png)





Ok, I really did laugh out loud when I saw that one! Too funny RDucky!

drf716
08-17-2005, 03:15 AM
andy roddick- Troy McLure kind of actor

Allure
08-17-2005, 03:29 AM
I don't know why but I can imagine Roddick working at a video store for 6.25 an hour and some kid goes in to return a tape and he yells, "Hey you didn't rewind it!"

laceyjin
08-17-2005, 03:37 AM
nadal: moya's boyfriend
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

LaTenista
08-25-2007, 12:37 AM
BUMP.

Please combine the new thread with this one. Thanks. :wavey:

Kuhne
08-25-2007, 10:31 AM
The funniest I read was Lendl = Vampire (I can see this so clearly, so props to whoever said that)

Anyway here's my take
Federer - Priest/Teacher
Nadal - Footballer
Nalbandian - Gangster (picture him with a suit and a cigar)
Hewit - surfer
Roddick - picture jim in the show "the office" or maybe a crappy XGames competitor, those guys who allways fall on their skateboard but never die
Marat - Russian Mafia or cokeaddict stripper
Henman - tennis profesor
Djokovic - Blues clues host
Davidenko - hitman
Moya - model or b movie actor
Blake - fashion designer
Ginepri - drunk
Baghdatis - one of those guys who rent the waverunners at the beach
Agassi - hair stylist
Sampras - pediatrician
Young Borg - beach volleyball star (if you saw Side out you know what I mean) or maybe a porn actor
Current Borg - succesfull doctor or james bond's dad


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Mateya
08-25-2007, 10:40 AM
:haha: :rolls: :haha: :rolls:

This is hillarious. :crazy:

Ferrero Forever
08-25-2007, 11:16 AM
I'm gonna use the ones I agree with that other people have stated already

Federer: Classical Pianist
Nadal: Bodybuilder
Ferrero: I love the flamenco dancer idea, i can definetly see that since hes the classic looking spaniard
Lopez: Manicurist/America's Next Top Model
Robredo: Horse Trainer
Roddick: A kids TV show host
Tipsarevic: Fugitive
Hewitt: I can't disagree with the ambassador to Argentina
Ferrer: A nursing home attendant, I can imagine all the old women pinching his cheeks because they're just so cute
Safin: Dole bludger
Davydenko: Fisherman
Gonzalez: Rocker

Ceri
08-25-2007, 11:33 AM
Hewitt: Civil Rights Lawyer, specializing in Gay and African American Rights or a model for "Inches" magazine.
Federer: A juggler and dancer for the cirque de soleil
Haas: Bodyguard at Hooters
Henman: A Dentist
Coria: Would have been an actor. He would have been the Oompa Loompa in the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Roddick: Would be a professional copier boy at Kinkos
Safin: A Zoologist with a passion for hippos or a Russian talk show host equivalent to Jerry Springer
Karlovic: A speech therapist
Rochus: Would have never left Middle Earth, and been a wizard's apprentice
Rusedki: A towel boy
Lopez: make up artist
Agassi: a dealer at a casino
Rios: Anger management counselor
Sampras: A tongue model
Guga: Melanie Molitor and Patty Schnyder's personal hairstylist

:spit: :haha: fantastic!