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Go on guys!!!!! Caption this!!!!!

Rex
07-31-2005, 08:33 PM
i was looking at a few pictures when i stumbled upon this. Fonzie will have something to say here.

g35-great
07-31-2005, 08:38 PM
" Give me a BLOW JOB " :haha:

Saumon
07-31-2005, 08:42 PM
what is in this bottle??

:tape:

El Legenda
07-31-2005, 09:08 PM
Nadal: Who put baby food in my bottle.

sigmagirl91
07-31-2005, 09:12 PM
Are you sure this isn't buttermilk?

jenanun
07-31-2005, 09:36 PM
Nadal: how many times have i told you? I want freshly squeezed banana juice!

man: help yourself....

buddyholly
07-31-2005, 11:09 PM
At Wimbledon they give us STRAWBERRIES and cream.

buddyholly
07-31-2005, 11:12 PM
''I can't hear you, I've got a bandana in my ear''!

sigmagirl91
07-31-2005, 11:13 PM
How many calories are in this?

alfonsojose
07-31-2005, 11:22 PM
what is in this bottle??

:tape:
:eek: all the top ten ejaculated inside that bottle. I like cum, but not that much :spit:

Pea
07-31-2005, 11:33 PM
What a multi tasker.

GermanBoy
08-01-2005, 12:01 AM
" Give me a BLOW JOB " :haha:

:haha:

sigmagirl91
08-01-2005, 12:50 AM
:eek: all the top ten ejaculated inside that bottle. I like cum, but not that much :spit:

EUWWWWW...... :o

Nimomunz
08-01-2005, 12:50 AM
lubricant + phallus=...........a very grand time for all!!

alfonsojose
08-01-2005, 03:27 AM
lubricant + phallus=...........a very grand time for all!!
a banana is too fragile for anal pleasure. A cucumber, a huge carrot or an avocado would be better :angel: , but don't u dare to try a pinneaple :eek:

RodLo
08-01-2005, 03:36 AM
:rolls: :haha: :rolls:

:tape:

Haute
08-01-2005, 03:39 AM
This banana will give me practice for later tonight...

Haute
08-01-2005, 03:40 AM
a banana is too fragile for anal pleasure. A cucumber, a huge carrot or an avocado would be better :angel: , but don't u dare to try a pinneaple :eek:

And you know this from experience I'm sure. lol

alfonsojose
08-01-2005, 03:51 AM
:o Of course, there's nothing like my friend Fred aka toilet paper tube :secret:. Let me introduce him :angel: ;)

Haute
08-01-2005, 03:53 AM
That's a little small, isn't it? lol

i love paradorn
08-01-2005, 03:57 AM
Nadal: Fuck me hard up my tight Spanish ass, you dirty little slut.

alfonsojose
08-01-2005, 04:01 AM
That's a little small, isn't it? lol
:eek: i forgot. Use it with two condoms ;)

alfonsojose
08-01-2005, 04:04 AM
Nadal: Fuck me hard up my tight Spanish ass, you dirty little slut.
The pinneaple would be perfect for u. The final mess would combine with those red dots :tape:

Haute
08-01-2005, 04:04 AM
Those must be some thick condoms then. lol

alfonsojose
08-01-2005, 04:07 AM
:shrug: the smaller the toy, the bigger the surprise :devil:

Haute
08-01-2005, 04:10 AM
Do I even want to ask? lol

YoursTruly
08-01-2005, 04:14 AM
"do i want the juice or do i want the real stuff?"

buddyholly
08-01-2005, 01:14 PM
:o Of course, there's nothing like my friend Fred aka toilet paper tube :secret:. Let me introduce him :angel: ;)

That is a toilet paper HOLDER tube.
Since your post a couple of weeks ago people all over the world have been frustrated with collapsing toilet paper tubes!!!!!!

alfonsojose
08-01-2005, 05:20 PM
That is a toilet paper HOLDER tube.
Since your post a couple of weeks ago people all over the world have been frustrated with collapsing toilet paper tubes!!!!!!
:tears: :sad: Thanks for the correction. It's a shame i can't share this experience with my classmates (i'm studying english). Can u imagine "buddyholly told me i was wrong with my anal sex toy" :o

Seleshfan
08-01-2005, 09:35 PM
That is a toilet paper HOLDER tube.
Since your post a couple of weeks ago people all over the world have been frustrated with collapsing toilet paper tubes!!!!!!

Well they had it easy. The size queens of the world were really angry when the paper towel tubes kept collapsing. Big disappointment there.

Seleshfan
08-01-2005, 09:43 PM
:tears: :sad: Thanks for the correction. It's a shame i can't share this experience with my classmates (i'm studying english). Can u imagine "buddyholly told me i was wrong with my anal sex toy" :o

Well if you're an English major, you can say it in verse. Something like

The pleasure it rolls
Too good to extoll

What's in name
If it feels just the same

Could it be wrong
Was it you all along?

Perhaps I am bolder
to play with my holder

Curse you Bud Holly
For announcing my folly

buddyholly
08-01-2005, 09:56 PM
:tears: :sad: Thanks for the correction. It's a shame i can't share this experience with my classmates (i'm studying english). Can u imagine "buddyholly told me i was wrong with my anal sex toy" :o

Does your English class have ''show and tell?''
You could be sensational :o

buddyholly
08-01-2005, 09:57 PM
Well they had it easy. The size queens of the world were really angry when the paper towel tubes kept collapsing. Big disappointment there.

Yes, my advice probably broke a few hearts, if nothing else.
But wait, don't paper towel holders have plastic ''mounting'' :o tubes too?

alfonsojose
08-03-2005, 05:11 PM
:haha: :haha: