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3R Wimbledon: Federer vs. Kiefer :)

Daniel
06-23-2005, 01:51 AM
Who will win ??

I Think Roger will win in str8 sets :worship: :D

oneandonlyhsn
06-23-2005, 01:54 AM
Hopefully Roger, he needs to bring his A game though. Kiefer wont be a walkover. Allez Rogi

binkygirl
06-23-2005, 02:03 AM
Most likely Roger.

ultraX
06-23-2005, 02:04 AM
Federer of course! :)

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 02:08 AM
Kiefer... :angel:

DanEd
06-23-2005, 02:23 AM
very funny match,
If Kiefer doesn't leave his brain in the locker room, then he could be dangerous for Federer

Daniel
06-23-2005, 02:26 AM
very funny match,
If Kiefer doesn't leave his brain in the locker room, then he could be dangerous for Federer

y vos queres que Roger pierda :p

liptea
06-23-2005, 02:38 AM
You guys are silly. Nicolas Kiefer will win Wimbledon 2005 and triple bagel Roger Federer! AUF GEHTS!

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 02:40 AM
You guys are silly. Nicolas Kiefer will win Wimbledon 2005 and triple bagel Roger Federer! AUF GEHTS!

Finally! Someone who knows what they're talking about :lol: :yeah: :p

kfh_9118
06-23-2005, 03:28 AM
Kiwi of course :lol:

Seems that only Kiwi's fans believe he can win that match :angel:

liptea
06-23-2005, 03:30 AM
Finally! Someone who knows what they're talking about :lol: :yeah: :p

It will happen. And when it does, they might as well give that trophy to Nicolas, because he will cruise to the final without dropping a set, and then he will take on Rafael Nadal in a classic match. DON'T HATE ON THE FUTURE.

oneandonlyhsn
06-23-2005, 03:34 AM
You guys are silly. Nicolas Kiefer will win Wimbledon 2005 and triple bagel Roger Federer! AUF GEHTS!

Sure, sure :D

Fedex
06-23-2005, 03:34 AM
Federer will win this match, but Kiefer is a good grass court player, so this will not be an easy match, by any means.

savesthedizzle
06-23-2005, 03:39 AM
It will happen. And when it does, they might as well give that trophy to Nicolas, because he will cruise to the final without dropping a set, and then he will take on Rafael Nadal in a classic match. DON'T HATE ON THE FUTURE.


You guys kill me. :wavey:

oneandonlyhsn
06-23-2005, 03:43 AM
It will happen. And when it does, they might as well give that trophy to Nicolas, because he will cruise to the final without dropping a set, and then he will take on Rafael Nadal in a classic match. DON'T HATE ON THE FUTURE.

Liptea I can never tell whether you are joking or being serious either way good one

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 03:48 AM
Liptea I can never tell whether you are joking or being serious either way good one


she is seroius. tea and I know something that the rest of the world will know in a little more than a week. Nicolas Kiefer is the champion of Wimbledon this year. Bagelling everyone in his path.

deliveryman
06-23-2005, 03:56 AM
Federer def. Keifer

6-3, 7-6(5), 6-4

liptea
06-23-2005, 04:01 AM
she is seroius. Niti and I know something that the rest of the world will know in a little more than a week. Nicolas Kiefer is the champion of Wimbledon this year. Bagelling everyone in his path.

KIEFER FOR PRESIDENT!! KIEFER IS TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!!!

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 04:06 AM
KIEFER FOR PRESIDENT!! KIEFER IS TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!!!


kiefer is going to school everyone in his path.

liptea
06-23-2005, 04:08 AM
kiefer is going to school everyone in his path.
He won't lose another points or miss another serve. He will be perfect. Wimbledon is just the first. Then he will win the US Open and the Aussie Open and then the French. He will win the career Slam before Roger AUF GEHTS!!!!!

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 04:11 AM
He won't lose another points or miss another serve. He will be perfect. Wimbledon is just the first. Then he will win the US Open and the Aussie Open and then the French. He will win the career Slam before Roger AUF GEHTS!!!!!


I have one thing to say :: 166mph.

liptea
06-23-2005, 04:12 AM
I have one thing to say :: 166mph.

YES! He is going to beat the serve speed record and he'll never miss another serve again! ACES FOR KIWI ALL THE WAY HUP HUP!!

superpinkone37
06-23-2005, 04:13 AM
Kiefer ;) :lol:

Deboogle!.
06-23-2005, 04:14 AM
lmfao you guys are nuts :)

oneandonlyhsn
06-23-2005, 04:16 AM
she is seroius. Niti and I know something that the rest of the world will know in a little more than a week. Nicolas Kiefer is the champion of Wimbledon this year. Bagelling everyone in his path.

Well then hail to the future king of grass :worship: , that is unless FedExpress has something to say about it :D

liptea
06-23-2005, 04:17 AM
lmfao you guys are nuts :)

You say that now. But you will be saying something different when Kiwi rules the world and becomes DICTATOR! KIWI FOR ABSOLUTE POWER!

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 04:25 AM
:woohoo:

Everyone's coming to the Kiefer side!!!!!!!! :p

tea, our job is working!

Kristen
06-23-2005, 04:32 AM
liptea / simpleternity...that is a fantastic poem in your sig/you wrote!! :worship:

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 04:34 AM
liptea / simpleternity...that is a fantastic poem in your sig/you wrote!! :worship:


Why thank you :)

savesthedizzle
06-23-2005, 04:35 AM
lmfao you guys are nuts :)

Hahaha. I'm with Deb on this one.

But I still love you guys.... but you are still nuts.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Debstah again.

boooo.

liptea
06-23-2005, 04:45 AM
:woohoo:

Everyone's coming to the Kiefer side!!!!!!!! :p

Niti, our job is working!

It's impossible to hate Kiwi. He looks too much like Jesus for that.


WTF THAT POEM ROCKS!!!!

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 04:52 AM
i love kiwi and i got you to love him. there's no logical reason for anyone to hate him.

liptea
06-23-2005, 04:54 AM
i love kiwi and i got you to love him. there's no logical reason for anyone to hate him.

Kiefer is awesome! I want to sit him in a chair and feed him applesauce!

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 04:56 AM
Kiefer is awesome! I want to sit him in a chair and feed him applesauce!


:haha: I don't even know how to come back from that one.... I love you.

liptea
06-23-2005, 04:57 AM
:haha: I don't even know how to come back from that one.... I love you.

I love you too! And Kiwi is tool but that's why we love him because he is a crazy nut WHO WILL TRIPLE BAGEL ROGER ON FRIDAY!

savesthedizzle
06-23-2005, 05:03 AM
I love you too! And Kiwi is tool but that's why we love him because he is a crazy nut WHO WILL TRIPLE BAGEL ROGER ON FRIDAY!

:hug: :kiss: Just remember who is chained in my bed at the conclusion of this match. :devil:

liptea
06-23-2005, 05:05 AM
Niti. :hug: :kiss: Just remember who is chained in my bed at the conclusion of this match. :devil:

Jess! You are still here, and I am channelling your spirit. Juan Carlos Borg will win and then Kiefer will beat him and then beat Nadal in the final. And next year JCB will win Wimbledon and Bjorn will adopt him and then the year after, Rafa will win.

And then year after that, CARLOS MOYA WILL WIN EVERYTHING AND GO UNDEFEATED. I know it. I feel it.

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 05:05 AM
I like Kiefer's chances.

liptea
06-23-2005, 05:07 AM
Roger better be preparing his retirement speech for Friday. Becuase Kiwi is going to win every point and not make any errors and not miss a single serve and all of his serves will be over 160 mph. It will be so good that they'll rename the first serve the "Kiwi serve."

savesthedizzle
06-23-2005, 05:10 AM
Jess! You are still here, and I am channelling your spirit. Juan Carlos Borg will win and then Kiefer will beat him and then beat Nadal in the final. And next year JCB will win Wimbledon and Bjorn will adopt him and then the year after, Rafa will win.

And then year after that, CARLOS MOYA WILL WIN EVERYTHING AND GO UNDEFEATED. I know it. I feel it.


But Bjorn told JCB there is an open room in his house in Sweden THIS YEAR. THIS YEAR HE MUST BE ADOPTED. THERE IS NO TIME TO WAIT ANOTHER YEAR. Bjorn says it must be this year.

So I am afraid that even if Kiwi wins this match that he will just lose in the next round. And if by chance he wins THAT match, he will just lose to Lleyton/Marat/Mario. It is the way things must be. Lo siento.

Fedex
06-23-2005, 05:20 AM
Roger better be preparing his retirement speech for Friday. Becuase Kiwi is going to win every point and not make any errors and not miss a single serve and all of his serves will be over 160 mph. It will be so good that they'll rename the first serve the "Kiwi serve."
Ah, surely Kiwi will show Federer some mercy, and let him atleast win a point?

Neely
06-23-2005, 07:27 AM
Too bad that Kiwi didn't play so good, not so dominant and not so much agressive, overall too shy in his previous two matches or else I would have a bit more confidence concerning the outcome of this match. But maybe he can surprise, in what way ever! :angel:

Halba
06-23-2005, 07:30 AM
pffft what a mismatch

PaulieM
06-23-2005, 09:53 AM
it'll be a tough match for roger, i hope he plays well :hug:

NYCtennisfan
06-23-2005, 02:33 PM
liptea is simply on fire in this thread. You are a genius liptea!! Please post more.

KarstenBraasch#1
06-23-2005, 02:36 PM
Funny poll.

TheMightyFed
06-23-2005, 03:02 PM
The real poll would be : Do you think Federer will beat Borg's record on grass?
OR Could Fed win more Wimby titles than Sampras ?
What do you guys think ?

Fumus
06-23-2005, 03:05 PM
Kiefer has the shotmaking ability of a WTA player. Nuff said.

alexito
06-23-2005, 04:16 PM
all draw easy for federer, always
really bored

DDrago2
06-23-2005, 04:23 PM
Kiefer is not an easy draw on grass, alexito.

Kiefer is a dangerous grass-courter, and he beat Federer in Halle finals the same year when Federer went out to Ancic in the first round in Wimbledon.

But Kiefer is not in good form... If he was, he would give Federer a lot of trouble, but in given circumstances it will be a great success for Kiefer to take a set. I expect Kiefer will miss a lot and Federer will have to do little more then serve consistently and step the pedal here and there.

uNIVERSE mAN
06-23-2005, 04:27 PM
I was cheering for Kiefer last summer against Roddick, again and again though he laid down like a bitch. So F him!

Fergie
06-23-2005, 05:19 PM
Rogi in 3! ;)

ugotlobbed
06-23-2005, 05:20 PM
hhahahaa this is a joke

liptea
06-23-2005, 06:15 PM
Kiefer has the shotmaking ability of a WTA player. Nuff said.

haha stfu. Kiefer has magical powers that you don't even know about.

Doris Loeffel
06-23-2005, 07:02 PM
Kiefer is a dangerous grass-courter, and he beat Federer in Halle finals the same year when Federer went out to Ancic in the first round in Wimbledon.
psst it was the semis not the finals ;)

I have good feeling that Roger's going to win but it's not going to be an easy match for Roger!!

Gooo Roger gooo!!

Space Cowgirl
06-23-2005, 07:09 PM
C'MON KIWI

please don't get bagelled ;)

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 07:45 PM
haha stfu. Kiefer has magical powers that you don't even know about.


Kiefer is Harry Potter to the tenth.

Carolinita
06-23-2005, 07:56 PM
Kiefer has no chances against Fed...straight sets for the swiss ;)

EternalFlame
06-23-2005, 08:49 PM
I voted for Kiefer but Fed will win :p

Dirk
06-23-2005, 08:50 PM
Roger will play late because Andy is up after Hewitt match. :rolleyes:

Fedex
06-23-2005, 09:16 PM
Roger will play late because Andy is up after Hewitt match. :rolleyes:
That's unfortunate. I probably wont even watch any of the early coverage, because I quite frankly have better things to do than to watch Roddick and Hewitt.

joeb_uk
06-23-2005, 09:17 PM
Federer will crush kiefer in 3 sets :cool:

Fedex
06-23-2005, 09:17 PM
I can only hope that Hewitt and Clijsters will finish their matches quickly. The Roddick match looks like it might go the distance.

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 09:55 PM
hopefully everything will be quick so we can get this rumble started :p

JMG
06-23-2005, 10:41 PM
Auf geht's Rocky!

liptea
06-23-2005, 10:54 PM
Kiefer is Harry Potter to the tenth.

Kiefer is like Dumbledore to the billionth. He is Jesus!

knight_ley
06-23-2005, 11:32 PM
Kiefer is like Dumbledore to the billionth. He is Jesus!


:haha: He is Luther!

Bilbo
06-23-2005, 11:35 PM
federer will rip kiefer a new one

liptea
06-24-2005, 02:44 AM
:haha: He is Luther!

Kiefer's like his own religion and he's going to start by sacrificing Roger. AUF GEHTS KIWI!

RogiFan88
06-24-2005, 02:51 AM
Roger will play late because Andy is up after Hewitt match. :rolleyes:

you assume he'll play tomorrow... rain in the forecast... silly Pandy, s have won in straights... :rolleyes:

Irish
06-24-2005, 02:54 AM
Go Roger!!!!!!!!!!! :D

ys
06-24-2005, 02:57 AM
It's Kiefer's golden chance to make a noise.. And he used to be a very decent grasscourt player. He used to drive Pat Rafter nuts..

gsm
06-24-2005, 03:15 AM
you assume he'll play tomorrow... rain in the forecast...

forecast has changed;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/24hr.shtml?world=4581

RogiFan88
06-24-2005, 03:21 AM
thanks, gsm... let's hope Pandy gets his tight ass in gear and finishes the match pronto...

Skyward
06-24-2005, 03:30 AM
It's Kiefer's golden chance to make a noise.. And he used to be a very decent grasscourt player. He used to drive Pat Rafter nuts..

They've never met on grass. Rafter had a lot of problems with Kiefer on hc.

liptea
06-24-2005, 04:52 AM
It's Kiefer's golden chance to make a noise....

Kiefer's gonna bring in the 23420938420 piece marching band and three bagels. Roger's not gonna know what hit him. After losing to Kiefer, Federer's gonna spiral and finish the year outside the top 20, just like Carlos Moya.

ugotlobbed
06-24-2005, 05:22 AM
lol at this thread...noobs

<Lt*Alonso*Cl>, AndysGirl, Devotee, disturb3d, EternalFlame, Fumus, JMG, kfh_9118, liptea, lolilotta18, simpleternity, superpinkone37, surfpinky, zethand

fangirl
06-24-2005, 05:37 AM
lol at this thread...noobs

<Lt*Alonso*Cl>, AndysGirl, Devotee, disturb3d, EternalFlame, Fumus, JMG, kfh_9118, liptea, lolilotta18, simpleternity, superpinkone37, surfpinky, zethand

Personally, I think the noobiest thing in this thread is your stupidly spaced signature :)

Billabong
06-24-2005, 12:41 PM
GOOOOOOO FEDDDDDDDD:banana:!!!!!!!!!!!!

liptea
06-24-2005, 02:18 PM
lol at this thread...noobs

<Lt*Alonso*Cl>, AndysGirl, Devotee, disturb3d, EternalFlame, Fumus, JMG, kfh_9118, liptea, lolilotta18, simpleternity, superpinkone37, surfpinky, zethand

:confused: Maybe you missed the humor in this.

knight_ley
06-24-2005, 02:24 PM
AUF GEHTS KIWI !!!!!!!!!

liptea
06-24-2005, 02:28 PM
AUF GEHTS KIWI !!!!!!!!!

Kiefer is gonna show the world that he is the true number one!!!!!

knight_ley
06-24-2005, 03:24 PM
Kiefer is gonna show the world that he is the true number one!!!!!


NO DIGGITY NO DOUBT!

NATAS81
06-24-2005, 03:26 PM
Kiefer has no chance.

Less than straight sets win is an off day for Federer.

liptea
06-24-2005, 04:35 PM
Kiefer has no chance.

Less than straight sets win is an off day for Federer.

Don't hate. Accept the truth. Kiefer is gonna win.

knight_ley
06-25-2005, 04:13 AM
Nicolas Kiefer will hit his first serve in the match at 166mph. Roger will then say "This is too good for me" and walk off the court. Kiwi wins with one point. Auf Gehts!

liptea
06-25-2005, 04:17 AM
Nicolas Kiefer will hit his first serve in the match at 166mph. Roger will then say "This is too good for me" and walk off the court. Kiwi wins with one point. Auf Gehts!

:lol: HUP HUP! It will be like one of those Hollywood movies...Kiwi will step to the line in dramatic music, the serve will be so fast that the radar guns will break and the oceans will start tidal waving and the ice caps will melt. And ROger Federer will cry and retire.

superpinkone37
06-25-2005, 04:40 AM
:haha: :haha:

knight_ley
06-25-2005, 11:11 AM
and now it begins...........

KarstenBraasch#1
06-25-2005, 11:11 AM
Kiefer 30-0 :( :(

deliveryman
06-25-2005, 11:35 AM
awww roger wins first set 6-2

clearly kiefer decided to give fed a confidence booster, before he triple bagels him without letting him win a point.

Regenbogen
06-25-2005, 11:43 AM
LOL

liptea
06-25-2005, 12:02 PM
awww roger wins first set 6-2

clearly kiefer decided to give fed a confidence booster, before he triple bagels him without letting him win a point.

Kiefer's immense talent is only exceeded by his generosity and good looks.

savesthedizzle
06-25-2005, 12:09 PM
Kiefer's hanging in there this set. Auf geht's. Wait what am I saying, I want Federer to win. Eh.. okay I'll be impartial. I just want a 5 setter :)

ca1houn
06-25-2005, 12:10 PM
why the fuck is espn showing maria i can care less about this matches

savesthedizzle
06-25-2005, 12:12 PM
why the fuck is espn showing maria i can care less about this matches

I'm hoping they'll go to Centre Court after the commercial break.

KarstenBraasch#1
06-25-2005, 12:13 PM
Federer playing awful. Now finally a good shot, avoiding Kiefer's set-point.

ca1houn
06-25-2005, 12:19 PM
I'm hoping they'll go to Centre Court after the commercial break.
I hope some other station does not have the right a way

savesthedizzle
06-25-2005, 12:27 PM
Good boy Kiefer. :yeah:

Black Adam
06-25-2005, 12:28 PM
I hate it hen they keep showing women's matches :mad:
Kiwi takes a set of Federer

ca1houn
06-25-2005, 12:36 PM
damn that maria end this match so we don't have to see this anymore federer and kiefer

ca1houn
06-25-2005, 12:42 PM
Oh shit please don't show venus over federer i can't stand her Form it so sloppy

star
06-25-2005, 12:45 PM
It's an all American (almost ;)) day on Court 1. ESPN is going to camp out there. :)

Fedex
06-25-2005, 02:21 PM
It's an all American (almost ;)) day on Court 1. ESPN is going to camp out there. :)
Lol, yes I could've predict that would happen. :)

knight_ley
06-25-2005, 02:45 PM
Kiefer's immense talent is only exceeded by his generosity and good looks.

Kiefer is a great man. He and Roger had a talk before the match and Kiwi decided to let Roger has his third Wimbledon title in a row. And Kiwi has set his focus on winning the US Open, where he will then triple bagel everyone he plays. :p

:wavey:

wcr
06-25-2005, 03:17 PM
Federer playing awful. Now finally a good shot, avoiding Kiefer's set-point.

KarstenBraasch#1? OMG a fan of Karsten Braasch. "You cannot be serious!" The most interesting match Braasch played that wasn't televised was his two set triumph over the Williams Sisters in Australia one year. If you have details, please elaborate.

liptea
06-26-2005, 12:34 AM
Kiefer is a great man. He and Roger had a talk before the match and Kiwi decided to let Roger has his third Wimbledon title in a row. And Kiwi has set his focus on winning the US Open, where he will then triple bagel everyone he plays. :p

:wavey:

No doubt. Kiwi is a smart man, obviously Roger paid him the Wimbledon prize money for this. And Roger is gonna give Kiefer the trophy. So Nicolas decided to take pity on Roger and "lose."

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 12:36 AM
No doubt. Kiwi is a smart man, obviously Roger paid him the Wimbledon prize money for this. And Roger is gonna give Kiefer the trophy. So Kiefer decided to take pity on Roger and "lose."


exactly. if you see the pictures of kiwi leaving wimbledon today and going back to his hotel, he had on some gold nike shoes... roger has convinced nike to supply kiwi for life with golden shoes.

nicolas kiefer , man of the century.

roger will also be thanking nicolas for his charity towards roger in his acceptance speech next sunday, so keep looking for that.

liptea
06-26-2005, 12:38 AM
exactly. if you see the pictures of kiwi leaving wimbledon today and going back to his hotel, he had on some gold nike shoes... roger has convinced nike to supply kiwi for life with golden shoes.

nicolas kiefer , man of the century.

roger will also be thanking nicolas for his charity towards roger in his acceptance speech next sunday, so keep looking for that.

I hear Roger has promised Kiefer his first-born child, and they will name their second child Nicolas Kiefer Federer. Or if its a girl, Nicola Kiwita Federer.

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 12:40 AM
I hear Roger has promised Kiefer his first-born child, and they will name their second child Nicolas Kiefer Federer. Or if its a girl, Nicola Kiwita Federer.


after winning wimbledon this year roger will not play again until after wimbledon next year, allowing Kiwi to get the career Grand Slam before he does.

liptea
06-26-2005, 12:50 AM
after winning wimbledon this year roger will not play again until after wimbledon next year, allowing Kiwi to get the career Grand Slam before he does.

Roger needs a vacation. Definitely.

I hear Kiefer is Roger's barber.

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 12:53 AM
Roger needs a vacation. Definitely.

I hear Kiefer is Roger's barber.


why yes, the new pretty short hair was kiwi's idea. roger always goes thru kiwi before deciding to do something. kiwi is roger's yoda.

liptea
06-26-2005, 12:59 AM
why yes, the new pretty short hair was kiwi's idea. roger always goes thru kiwi before deciding to do something. kiwi is roger's yoda.

I hear Kiwi is Roger's secret massager too, if you get my drift.

Fedex
06-26-2005, 01:00 AM
This thread is too much! :haha: :lol: :rolls:

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 01:01 AM
i heard carlos moya taught Kiwi how to :p

liptea
06-26-2005, 01:03 AM
i heard carlos moya taught Kiwi how to :p

Carlos Moya is Kiefer's Yoda. So indirectly, Carlos is Roger's Yoda.

Remember Carlos at the Masters Cup? "Hey, Roger, if you let me win a set, I'll...massage you tonight." That's how it happened, yup.

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 01:05 AM
Carlos Moya is Kiefer's Yoda. So indirectly, Carlos is Roger's Yoda.

Remember Carlos at the Masters Cup? "Hey, Roger, if you let me win a set, I'll...massage you tonight." That's how it happened, yup.


Nicolas Kiefer will win Master's Cup this year.

liptea
06-26-2005, 01:09 AM
Nicolas Kiefer will win Master's Cup this year.

Kiefer will win life this year.

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 01:14 AM
Kiefer will win life this year.


He already wins at life :angel:

liptea
06-26-2005, 01:24 AM
He already wins at life :angel:

Kiefer needs to make a massage instruction video.

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 01:34 AM
Kiefer needs to make a massage instruction video.

Let's help.

liptea
06-26-2005, 01:40 AM
haha, this thread makes no sense anymore. We went from Kiefer triple bagelling Roger to Roger/Carlos/Kiefer porn. HOW?!!?

liptea
06-26-2005, 01:45 AM
BECAUSE TENNIS PORN ROCKS THE WORLD!

If any tennis player ever does official porn, tell me. We can have a party, I will come to Australia. Or you can come to America. Or we can meet somewhere in the middle....like Mallorca.

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 01:57 AM
If any tennis player ever does official porn, tell me. We can have a party, I will come to Australia. Or you can come to America. Or we can meet somewhere in the middle....like Mallorca.

Kell can meet us in Chile when we go see Alonso. That's closer to Australia no?

liptea
06-26-2005, 02:00 AM
Kell can meet us in Chile when we go see Alonso. That's closer to Australia no?

Sure. We can go to Chile by way of Mallorca.

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 02:02 AM
Sure. We can go to Chile by way of Mallorca.

Well we're going to Mallorca by way of Germany right?

liptea
06-26-2005, 02:07 AM
Well we're going to Mallorca by way of Germany right?

Germany by way of Switzerland.

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 02:08 AM
nice. what are we even talking about again? :lol:

+alonso
06-26-2005, 02:12 AM
Hi :angel:

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 02:13 AM
Hi :angel:


Alonso!!!!! :inlove: Chile's equivilant of Kiefer. A true winner at life.

+alonso
06-26-2005, 02:20 AM
Aww :p thanks mary

Sorry ,... but kiefer played so well.. with all his heart
nice thread :D

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 02:25 AM
Aww :p thanks mary

Sorry ,... but kiefer played so well.. with all his heart
nice thread :D

he did. he didnt surprise me cuz everyone got me so pumped for it, but at the same time i was sooo happy like with that tiebreak. i'm very proud of time tonight. and he was so calm. sooo calm throughout. :)

liptea
06-26-2005, 02:27 AM
Alonso!!!!! :inlove: Chile's equivilant of Kiefer. A true winner at life.

Getting back to the thread at hand, I think Kiefer is a great man for taking pity on Roger. They need to get him a Nobel Prize.

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 02:35 AM
Getting back to the thread at hand, I think Kiefer is a great man for taking pity on Roger. They need to get him a Nobel Prize.


Yes, he will be on Oprah discussing his work this week.

+alonso
06-26-2005, 02:35 AM
Great ;)
SO happy for you Mary
good luck tmorrow :D

liptea
06-26-2005, 02:36 AM
Yes, he will be on Oprah discussing his work this week.

I hear Kiefer is working for UNICEF.

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 02:37 AM
Great ;)
SO happy for you Mary
good luck tmorrow :D


:kiss: thank you love! i'm gonna be soooooooooo tired! :p

liptea
06-26-2005, 02:39 AM
KIEFER FOR UNITED NATIONS ATTORNEY GENERAL!

knight_ley
06-26-2005, 02:43 AM
kiwi is love.

liptea
09-04-2005, 11:58 PM
kiwi is love.

KIEFER FOR USO 2005 CHAMPION!!








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savesthedizzle
09-04-2005, 11:59 PM
This thread was classic ;) :yeah:

liptea
09-05-2005, 12:03 AM
This thread was classic ;) :yeah:

This thread is going to come back everytime Kiwi has to face Roger.

KIWI IS GONNA TRIPLE BAGEL ROGER!!!!!

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 12:03 AM
SORRY ROGER LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT IN ROUND FOUR!

Kiwi let roger have his wimbledon.
Kiwi even let roger get past his troubled times at cincy to win it.
In return, KIWI WILL HAVE NO MERCY AT USO!

KIWI WINS!!!!! HURRAH!!!!!

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 12:04 AM
ROGER LOVES TO EAT BAGELS FROM A KIWI

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 12:06 AM
ROGER KNOWS KIWI IS BACK! AND THIS TIME WITH AN APRON! HURRAH!

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 12:07 AM
HURRAH! ROGER WAS SCARED OF KIWI TO BEGIN WITH. NOW KIWI IS A CHEF. LOOK OUT ROGER~!

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 12:08 AM
HURRAH! ROGER WAS SCARED OF KIWI TO BEGIN WITH. NOW KIWI IS A CHEF. LOOK OUT ROGER~!

KIWI IS THE MARTHA STEWART OF THE TENNIS WORLD!

Shabazza
09-05-2005, 12:10 AM
:haha: you guys rock :haha:

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 12:11 AM
but he doesnt go to jail.

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 12:12 AM
but he doesnt go to jail.


Of course not. He just tells cops, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

liptea
09-05-2005, 12:15 AM
BAGELS WITH KIWI CREAM CHEESE!!

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 12:15 AM
:spit: THAT IS MY FAVORITE KIWI STORY OF ALL TIME! SOMEONE GET BECCA IN HERE! :haha: I love her more than life for telling that story.

Kiwi will never get arrested in the USA because of his genius defense. Although one might think it wouldn't work as well now since he's not #4 in the world, but do not fret children, it will for Kiwi is Kiwi. That is enough to be said.

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 12:16 AM
BAGELS WITH KIWI CREAM CHEESE!!


I GOT A FEVER! AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE KIWI!

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 12:17 AM
:spit: THAT IS MY FAVORITE KIWI STORY OF ALL TIME! SOMEONE GET BECCA IN HERE! :haha: I love her more than life for telling that story.

Kiwi will never get arrested in the USA because of his genius defense. Although one might think it wouldn't work as well now since he's not #4 in the world, but do not fret children, it will for Kiwi is Kiwi. That is enough to be said.


:lol:

Well now he could just say "I AM CHEF KIWI!"

HE SHOULD GO ON IRON CHEF!

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 12:18 AM
I GOT A FEVER! AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE KIWI!

:lol: My friend is obsessed with Will Farrell and watches the SNL best of Will Farrell DVD like every day so I feel cool for knowing what that is from. The end.

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 12:18 AM
THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS....................



KIWI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

liptea
09-05-2005, 12:20 AM
Kiefer is the chef with the sun-ripened Kiwis!!

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 12:22 AM
Kiefer is the chef with the sun-ripened Kiwis!!

:lol:

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 12:24 AM
Kiwi will rollerblade around the kitchen as he prepares his dish for Roger.

liptea
09-05-2005, 12:25 AM
Kiwi will rollerblade around the kitchen as he prepares his dish for Roger.

He will not surrender!

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 12:25 AM
Kiwi will rollerblade around the kitchen as he prepares his dish for Roger.

While he jumps rope, double dutch style, on the rollerblades as he is cooking.

liptea
09-05-2005, 12:26 AM
While he jumps rope, double dutch style, on the rollerblades as he is cooking.

while he's on a German talk show in a bright tie.

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 12:33 AM
while he's on a German talk show in a bright tie.

speaking a language none of us understand and yet we watch teh video daily and laugh our asses off

liptea
09-05-2005, 12:34 AM
I feel like I'm playing one of those camp games when people like list all the things in their grandma's road trip bag and everyone has to add and remember.

so I add, "while he dances for Roger Federer during a point."

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 12:35 AM
and waves his arms around like a chicken

liptea
09-05-2005, 12:36 AM
and waves his arms around like a chicken

while starring in a sex tape.

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 12:55 AM
and entering! ;)

liptea
09-05-2005, 01:02 AM
and entering! ;)

:haha:

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 01:11 AM
while eating wienerschnitzel!

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 01:11 AM
AND DRINKING A BEER

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 01:13 AM
at oktoberfest!

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 01:15 AM
AND WEARING LIDERHOSEN

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 01:22 AM
:lol:

liptea
09-05-2005, 01:26 AM
haha, I don't know any German words other than phoetus, which I looked up in a German-English dictionary to teach Mary.

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 01:28 AM
schreibtisch is desk!

i really should remember more.. but my 4 years of german lessons were 5 years ago at this point.

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 01:31 AM
i know how to say "ICH LEIBE KIWI" or "KANN ICH AUF IHREM SCHO(weird b shaped thing) SITZEN"

liptea
09-05-2005, 01:34 AM
klaviersonaten means piano sonata!!

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 01:39 AM
the second thing i wrote means "can i sit on your lap?"

and then "KAAN ICH IHR BEIN BERUHREN?" means "Can I touch your leg?" This comes in very handy when with KIWI.

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 01:41 AM
I love the attached pic.

Dude I might whip out a Kiwi av after Tommy loses tomorrow.

liptea
09-05-2005, 01:42 AM
the second thing i wrote means "can i sit on your lap?"

and then "KAAN ICH IHR BEIN BERUHREN?" means "Can I touch your leg?" This comes in very handy when with KIWI.

You just made me squirt lemonade out of meinen nose.

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 01:44 AM
JESS YOU MUST KEEP DJ OR WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. KIWI WINS BUT IF EVERYONE JUMPS ON A KIWI BANDWAGON HE WILL JINX. Okay that is all. DJ is good luck for Kiwi. His yoda. You keep him.

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 01:45 AM
JESS YOU MUST KEEP DJ OR WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. KIWI WINS BUT IF EVERYONE JUMPS ON A KIWI BANDWAGON HE WILL JINX. Okay that is all. DJ is good luck for Kiwi. His yoda. You keep him.


Can I make an av that says DJ is Kiwi's Yoda on it? :(

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 01:46 AM
You just made me squirt lemonade out of meinen nose.


It is the way to the man's heart. Too bad when I finally met him I could not say more than 5 words. I suck.

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 01:46 AM
Can I make an av that says DJ is Kiwi's Yoda on it? :(

Why do you all of a sudden want a Kiwi avatar. I am shocked by you tonight. I cannot wrap my brain around this new Jess.

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 01:48 AM
Why do you all of a sudden want a Kiwi avatar. I am shocked by you tonight. I cannot wrap my brain around this new Jess.


Well Kiwi wouldn't be on it. I will make it and then you can approve or deny it.

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 01:48 AM
And I think it is because I needed SOMEONE to be happy for today and since he's the only one who won... HE WINS!

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 01:48 AM
I am confused.


GUYS. Kiwi wins.

liptea
09-05-2005, 01:50 AM
It is the way to the man's heart. Too bad when I finally met him I could not say more than 5 words. I suck.

It's ok!!! You touched shirtless Kiwi!!! that is hot enough.

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 01:52 AM
It's ok!!! You touched shirtless Kiwi!!! that is hot enough.


For real. And at least you said a few words to him, even if all he said back was "Ja".

I on the other hand was too scared to speak to Novak Djokovic when there were probably only 10 people at Montreal who knew who he was, and he is about 1/100 as scary as Kiwi is.

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 01:55 AM
It's ok!!! You touched shirtless Kiwi!!! that is hot enough.

we had boob sexx. and when i called my mom after i met him, i said to her was "mom, kiwi and i just had boob sexx" and she responded with "its about time!"

liptea
09-05-2005, 01:56 AM
For real. And at least you said a few words to him, even if all he said back was "Ja".

I on the other hand was too scared to speak to Novak Djokovic when there were probably only 10 people at Montreal who knew who he was, and he is about 1/100 as scary as Kiwi is.

It's ok. Next year, there will still only be like 13 Novak fans. I promise. And you can be like, "Novak, I followed you around last year and I am PRESIDENT OF NOVAKBOPPERS!"

I know this a pro-Kiwi thread, but Roger is :hearts: when he returns serve and the camera shows him from behind. Ich liebe dich, Roger.

knight_ley
09-05-2005, 01:57 AM
Um tea, Roger is losing on Tuesday.

savesthedizzle
09-05-2005, 02:47 AM
Duh.

liptea
09-05-2005, 03:52 AM
Triple duh.

peteslamz
09-05-2005, 07:11 AM
Roger in four sets. Kiefer is always giving him hard time whenever they play each other.

Daniel
09-05-2005, 07:16 AM
:lol:

squidi
09-05-2005, 07:20 AM
Um Niti, Roger is losing on Tuesday.

Um, and your Omnipotent presence has humbled our audacious opinion that Fed might have a hair advantage over Kiefer.

Once again, this is inexplicable behavior.

Space Cowgirl
09-05-2005, 07:02 PM
Kiwi RULES, end of story

liptea
09-06-2005, 03:55 AM
Um, and your Omnipotent presence has humbled our audacious opinion that Fed might have a hair advantage over Kiefer.

Once again, this is inexplicable behavior.

Inexplicable is the word that describes me and Jess and Mary. We are the inexplicable trio. And you are going to cry when Roger eats the bagels that Kiwi bakes!

savesthedizzle
09-06-2005, 04:01 AM
Um, and your Omnipotent presence has humbled our audacious opinion that Fed might have a hair advantage over Kiefer.

Once again, this is inexplicable behavior.


You know Fed actually might have a hair advantage over Kiefer. His hair for the last year has been quite awesome. Consistently good. Whereas Kiwi is like "Do I want it long? Do I want it short? Am I a football star?"



Heaven forbid someone has funs on these boards and isn't trying to one up everyone else with their superior tennis knowledge.

liptea
09-06-2005, 04:36 AM
You know Fed actually might have a hair advantage over Kiefer. His hair for the last year has been quite awesome. Consistently good. Whereas Kiwi is like "Do I want it long? Do I want it short? Am I a football star?"



Heaven forbid someone has funs on these boards and isn't trying to one up everyone else with their superior tennis knowledge.

Roger's hair :hearts: :inlove: If I could just transcend that TV screen and touchhhhhhhhh. Roger is sex on a Swiss stick.

Too bad Kiwi looks so much like Jesus.

savesthedizzle
09-06-2005, 04:54 AM
Roger's hair :hearts: :inlove: If I could just transcend that TV screen and touchhhhhhhhh. Roger is sex on a Swiss stick.

Too bad Kiwi looks so much like Jesus.


Except Kiwi is actually Martin Luther ;)

Especially in the Martin Luther movie. I think that is Kiwi playing that role.

liptea
09-06-2005, 04:57 AM
Except Kiwi is actually Martin Luther ;)

Especially in the Martin Luther movie. I think that is Kiwi playing that role.

Nicolas Kiefer: Tennis player, Soccer star, Jesus, actor, Roger-bageller!!

knight_ley
09-06-2005, 05:02 AM
Kiwi is going to win an Oscar for that role.

liptea
09-06-2005, 05:03 AM
Kiwi is going to win an Oscar for that role.

No. After that role, they are just going to turn over the Oscars to Kiwi. He'll get all of them, including best foreign film for his role in singlehandedly destroying Switzerland.

oneandonlyhsn
09-06-2005, 05:48 AM
You know Fed actually might have a hair advantage over Kiefer. His hair for the last year has been quite awesome. Consistently good. Whereas Kiwi is like "Do I want it long? Do I want it short? Am I a football star?"



Heaven forbid someone has funs on these boards and isn't trying to one up everyone else with their superior tennis knowledge.

:haha: You guys are hilarious

JBrocks
09-06-2005, 06:44 AM
Fed will win.

liptea
09-06-2005, 07:03 AM
Fed will win.

Nope. When Kiefer starts cooking kiwi bagels, Roger will sprint out of the kitchen.