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Why don't women wear shorts??

its.like.that
06-21-2005, 02:45 AM
I stumbled across this old article the other day, :lol: enjoy...

http://slate.msn.com/id/111580/

deliveryman
06-21-2005, 04:20 AM
Myskina was wearing shorts today.

Fee
06-21-2005, 05:05 AM
hot pants golovin wears half of the material used in shorts. does that count?

Fumus
06-21-2005, 05:08 AM
Women aren't smart enough to wear shorts. ;)

aj_m2009
06-21-2005, 05:19 AM
hot pants golovin wears half of the material used in shorts. does that count?

Tati hasn't been wearin shorts that much anymore, she's been wearing these ugly skirts and dresses instead.:(

Clara Bow
06-21-2005, 06:04 AM
I'm not trying to be nitpicky here, but isn't this a subject better suited to the WTA boards?

delsa
06-21-2005, 06:13 AM
Because many criticize them when they do saying it is vulgar...(mostly girls...) which is ridiculous btw... Like Tati was criticized... :rolleyes:

alelysafina
06-21-2005, 06:58 AM
Personally, I like shorts better. It is easier to manuever in them and you look damn good too!

Fee
06-21-2005, 07:21 AM
Elena Dementieva wears shorts (made out of more material than a dinner napkin) and she looks very good in them, even classy. Must be the absence of a roll of back bulge...

Nikki♥
06-21-2005, 07:37 AM
Shorts donīt turn men on as much as skirts do.

smarty06
06-21-2005, 08:34 AM
jelena jankovic wears shorts. i think she looks better in them than she would in a skirt

binkygirl
06-21-2005, 08:34 AM
I've seen Martina wear shorts on the court.

JuchuPati
06-21-2005, 08:48 AM
Shorts donīt turn men on as much as skirts do.

If I was a guy, Myskina would turn me on, really.
she looks hotter wearing shorts instead skirts. she has a beautiful body,but her mouth is ewwww

Nikki♥
06-21-2005, 04:02 PM
If I was a guy, Myskina would turn me on, really.
she looks hotter wearing shorts instead skirts. she has a beautiful body,but her mouth is ewwww

If I was a guy I would have a crush on Myskina too. :angel: And maybe on Jankovic as well. Iīd join the LDS church and marry them both.

the cat
06-21-2005, 04:22 PM
What's the LDS Church Prinny? Lesbian something? :scratch:

Myskina is so sweet and has an incredibley balanced physique. :)

Fumus
06-21-2005, 04:26 PM
If women could learn how to drive, maybe someday they could master wearing shorts.

the cat
06-21-2005, 04:32 PM
Hey forget about tennis players in shorts. What about Princesa! in shorts with her great legs including great calves? :D :worship: Myskina has great legs, but Princesa!'s legs take the cake! :yeah: :clap2:

Carito_90
06-21-2005, 04:32 PM
IMO, skirts are more comfortable to play tennis than shorts. So yeah...

onewoman74
06-21-2005, 04:34 PM
Because many criticize them when they do saying it is vulgar...(mostly girls...) which is ridiculous btw... Like Tati was criticized... :rolleyes:

Why would they criticize? Who cares what they wear when they're playing...Hot Pants was criticized cause u could almost see her butt crack...talk about low riders, her shorts were a bit extreme-kinda like working "the pole".

Eve83
06-21-2005, 04:38 PM
Dementieva, Golovin, Jankovic, Sugiyama, Hantuchova and especially Myskina wear shorts all the time - actually Myskina hates wearing skirts - imo they look much better in it;)

JuchuPati
06-21-2005, 04:55 PM
If I was a guy I would have a crush on Myskina too. :angel: And maybe on Jankovic as well. Iīd join the LDS church and marry them both.


I'd add Ana Ivanovic :baby:

Fumus
06-21-2005, 05:03 PM
Gosh darn it, no one likes my sexist jokes.

I was going to say something like "Women don't need shorts for the kitchen" but, considering that no one has laughed at my jokes so far and I am being throughly ignored. I will then post a response like this analyzing myself ;)

Nimomunz
06-21-2005, 05:08 PM
Gosh darn it, no one likes my sexist jokes.

I was going to say something like "Women don't need shorts for the kitchen" but, considering that no one has laughed at my jokes so far and I am being throughly ignored. I will then post a response like this analyzing myself ;)
lmao.............................................. .. :rolls:

Fee
06-21-2005, 05:09 PM
Maybe if your jokes were original or even funny, someone would laugh.

JuchuPati
06-21-2005, 05:09 PM
Gosh darn it, no one likes my sexist jokes.

I was going to say something like "Women don't need shorts for the kitchen" but, considering that no one has laughed at my jokes so far and I am being throughly ignored. I will then post a response like this analyzing myself ;)


jejejee, I just read your sexist joke :o

try again, cos that 'how to drive' stuff is already sooooooooo old ;)

and ,u're right, we don't need shorts for the kitchen. actually, we don't need to wear anything to cook better than a man drives. ;)

Fumus
06-21-2005, 05:11 PM
Hey I gotta good joke for you, what do you call a guy who hangs out with real tennis players?

Robby Ginepri...hahah..

p.s.
Jan-Mike would also work in this joke. ;)

Fumus
06-21-2005, 05:12 PM
jejejee, I just read your sexist joke :o

try again, cos that 'how to drive' stuff is already sooooooooo old ;)

and ,u're right, we don't need shorts for the kitchen. actually, we don't need to wear anything to cook better than a man drives. ;)

hahaha :lol: You rock!

Fee
06-21-2005, 05:16 PM
Tiresome, really. You're just phoning it in. Why even bother moving your fingers for lameness like that?

Fumus
06-21-2005, 05:20 PM
Tiresome, really. You're just phoning it in. Why even bother moving your fingers for lameness like that?

haha..:lol:

Oh...Fee! :yawn:

Paialii
06-21-2005, 05:20 PM
Serena wore tight white shorts in her semifinal match against Sharapova at Aus Open 05.

That's what won it for her. ;)

JuchuPati
06-21-2005, 05:24 PM
Serena wore tight white shorts in her semifinal match against Sharapova at Aus Open 05.

That's what won it for her. ;)

that girl isn't ashamed of anything.

I could play drumbs on her ass. :eek:

Fumus
06-21-2005, 05:25 PM
that girl isn't ashamed of anything.

I could play drumbs on her ass. :eek:


I would love to.:drool:

Paialii
06-21-2005, 05:25 PM
that girl isn't ashamed of anything.

I could play drumbs on her ass. :eek:

Never SHOULD be ashamed of anything about yourself.

She has a big ol' booty, but she's a big girl and it doesn't bother her.

JuchuPati
06-21-2005, 05:29 PM
Never SHOULD be ashamed of anything about yourself.

She has a big ol' booty, but she's a big girl and it doesn't bother her.


gosh, it was a joke

obviously, she hasn't any kind of complex, considering the clothes she usually wears.

I admire her,really. I couldn't ;)

Fumus
06-21-2005, 05:30 PM
Everyone loves her booty...wtf..lol

mitalidas
06-21-2005, 06:17 PM
that girl isn't ashamed of anything.



what's to be ashamed of
she is a super fit, toned, Top-5 athlete with a gazillion dollars more than any of us will ever have and a load of charisma to boot
serena rocks

Nimomunz
06-21-2005, 06:19 PM
she ought to be ashamed of her fashion sense!!

Nikki♥
06-21-2005, 06:27 PM
If women could learn how to drive, maybe someday they could master wearing shorts.

Pffft, you havenīt seen me drive yet. :ras:

Fumus
06-21-2005, 07:23 PM
Pffft, you havenīt seen me drive yet. :ras:

Yea, wasn't your old av a go-kart...I know all about you. :o :D :)

joeb_uk
06-21-2005, 07:25 PM
You could ask, why dont guys wear skirts :tape:

Probably to do with issues of feminity and masculinity

Fumus
06-21-2005, 07:28 PM
You could ask, why dont guys wear skirts :tape:

Probably to do with issues of feminity and masculinity

I think Andy Murray does he's Scottish. :devil:

joeb_uk
06-21-2005, 07:30 PM
I think Andy Murray does he's Scottish. :devil:
Well those are kilts, not really skirts.

Fumus
06-21-2005, 07:46 PM
Well those are kilts, not really skirts.

Sure sure call it what you will. Real men wear skirts. :)

Lila
06-21-2005, 07:51 PM
jejejee, I just read your sexist joke :o

try again, cos that 'how to drive' stuff is already sooooooooo old ;)

and ,u're right, we don't need shorts for the kitchen. actually, we don't need to wear anything to cook better than a man drives. ;)

I don't cook. Or do laundry.
My man does all that for me. :cool:

Fumus, BITE ME. :devil:

joeb_uk
06-21-2005, 07:52 PM
I don't cook. Or do laundry.
My man does all that for me. :cool:
:eek: :eek:

Angle Queen
06-21-2005, 07:52 PM
Hmmm...maybe because without them (skirts), you couldn't tell the difference between the genders. My suggested examples shall remain nameless. :rolleyes:

Saumon
06-21-2005, 07:57 PM
Hmmm...maybe because without them (skirts), you couldn't tell the difference between the genders. My suggested examples shall remain nameless. :rolleyes:
good point :lol:

superpinkone37
06-21-2005, 09:39 PM
:haha:

I think it does have something to do with tradition, but I dont know. In any case, I prefer wearing a skirt playing tennis. I don't like wearing skirts normally, but tennis skirts are more comfortable to me :shrug:

Jennay
06-21-2005, 10:17 PM
I prefer to play in shorts. Skirts have never been comfortable to me, on or off the court. :shrug:

GermanBoy
06-21-2005, 10:54 PM
hot pants golovin wears half of the material used in shorts. does that count?

Tathiana is hot and sexy! :lick: