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RonE
06-09-2005, 06:32 AM
Congrats to Waske!!! :worship:

Piggies don't enjoy rolling on the grass as much as they enjoy rooting in the muddy clay. Waske made a fine dish of Schwein Haxe today :devil:

Other notable piggy roasters for 2005 include:

1. Ivan Ljubicic
2. Dominik Hrbaty
3. Lleyton Hewitt
4. Gaston Gaudio
5. Roger Federer
6. Igor Andreev
7. Alexander Waske
8. Gilles Muller
9. Tomas Berdych
10. James Blake

In 2006:

1. Arnaud Clement
2. James Blake
3. Carlos Moya
4. Lleyton Hewitt
5. Roger Federer
6. Tomas Berdych
7. Juan Carlos Ferrero
8. Mikhail Youzhny
9. Joachim Johansson
10. Tomas Berdych
11. James Blake
12. Roger Federer


2007:

1. Xavier Malisse
2. Chris Guccione
3. Fernando Gonzalez
4. Mikhail Youzhny
5. Novak Djokovic
6. Roger Federer
7. Nicolas Mahut
8. Roger Federer
9. Novak Djokovic
10. Juan Monaco
11. David Ferrer
12. David Nalbandian
13. David Nalbandian
14. David Ferrer
15. Roger Federer

RonE
06-09-2005, 06:33 AM
Click on thumbnail below :devil:

Chloe le Bopper
06-09-2005, 06:35 AM
Moooooooooooooo

Chloe le Bopper
06-09-2005, 06:36 AM
Pig Roast is much better than "Fetus Hunt" which makes me think of abortions.

RonE
06-09-2005, 06:37 AM
Pig Roast is much better than "Fetus Hunt" which makes me think of abortions.

:scared:

robinhood
06-09-2005, 06:53 AM
Moooooooooooooo

Poor boy.
I hope he gets some quality rest.

Chloe le Bopper
06-09-2005, 06:58 AM
Poor boy.
I hope he gets some quality rest.
I sort of like him crawling around down there.

btw, rumour has it that he might not play next week either.

robinhood
06-09-2005, 07:06 AM
I sort of like him crawling around down there.

btw, rumour has it that he might not play next week either.

That's what I read, too, that he was going to go to London next Wednesday or so to get some practice in on grass at Wimbledon.

I don't know. To me, he looks extremely tired, helpless, and uninterested in those photos, and I don't blame him.
Making it to Halle was a good gesture, but he really needs to rest his body and mind.

fleur137
06-09-2005, 07:36 AM
Congrats to Waske!!! :worship:

Piggies don't enjoy rolling on the grass as much as they enjoy rooting in the muddy clay. Waske made a fine dish of Schwein Haxe today :devil:

LOL!! i really like your analogy!

Rex
06-09-2005, 07:38 AM
cruel but funny

connectolove
06-09-2005, 07:43 AM
What a nasty comparison!!! :devil:

The kid found himself on grass and definitely very uncormfortable... that is ok, he'll get better. :wavey: He has to rest a little.

He should train his bum off on grass & he HAS to improve that 5 year old serve and he will be fine. ;)

MariaV
06-09-2005, 07:43 AM
That's mean RonE... but also funny!! :lol:

tennischick
06-09-2005, 02:03 PM
piggy :eek: :tape: :lol:

the animal kingdom is definitely alive and well at MTF :haha:

silverwhite
06-09-2005, 02:14 PM
What a nasty comparison!!! :devil:

The kid found himself on grass and definitely very uncormfortable... that is ok, he'll get better. :wavey: He has to rest a little.

He should train his bum off on grass & he HAS to improve that 5 year old serve and he will be fine. ;)

Congrats to Rafael! He has joined the ranks of Roddick (see "Duck Hunters") and Hewitt (see "Potato Peelers") on this board. :worship:

Lee
06-09-2005, 03:13 PM
Congrats to Rafael! He has joined the ranks of Roddick (see "Duck Hunters") and Hewitt (see "Potato Peelers") on this board. :worship:

You missed Federer (see "Rabbit Season")

This is quite an honor Nadal ;)

tennischick
06-09-2005, 03:52 PM
so to summarize, we now have:

Potato Peeling
Duck Hunting
Rabbit Season
Weasel Popping &
Pig Roasting

did i leave anyone out? :lol: :rolls:

tennis4eva
06-09-2005, 04:09 PM
Moooooooooooooo
Those pics make me sad :sad: Obviously Rafa tried his best to win under the circumstances.

Bibir
06-09-2005, 04:10 PM
so to summarize, we now have:

Potato Peeling
Duck Hunting
Rabbit Season
Weasel Popping &
Pig Roasting

did i leave anyone out? :lol: :rolls:
A hippo is waiting behind door number 6.

tennischick
06-09-2005, 04:16 PM
A hippo is waiting behind door number 6.
Hippo Humping? :drool:

silverwhite
06-09-2005, 05:22 PM
A hippo is waiting behind door number 6.

That thread would be filled far too quickly. :tape:

alfonsojose
06-09-2005, 05:25 PM
Piggy :tape:

Skyward
06-09-2005, 05:37 PM
That thread would be filled far too quickly. :tape:

We could have something like A Hippo Parade instead.

tangerine_dream
06-09-2005, 06:33 PM
A piggy roasting thread :hearts: Great idea, Ron :yeah: I already good repped you so here's a hug :hug: ;)

Congrats to Nadal on joining the Hunt Club :banana: He is in esteemed company :p

And if Piggy's going to have a rivalry with Wabbit I think it will be on the hardcourts, as evidenced by their Miami match.

What the? What is this stuff? Can you eat it?
http://tinypic.com/5ujuch

RonE
06-09-2005, 06:56 PM
This is quite an honor Nadal ;)



It is, Nadal fans should be proud. :yeah:

RonE
06-09-2005, 07:01 PM
You know, we are slowly recreating the Looney Tunes cast:

Andy Roddick = Daffy Duck
Roger Federer = Bugs Bunny
Rafael Nadal = Porky Pig
Andre Agassi = Elmer Fudd
Guillermo Coria = Peppi Le Pew (I know, weasels and skunks are not the same but still :devil: )

And I think Marat would be a good candidate for Wyle E Coyote :lol: (and his self-destructive side would be the Road Runner :tape: )

Lee
06-09-2005, 07:20 PM
You know, we are slowly recreating the Looney Tunes cast:

Andy Roddick = Daffy Duck
Roger Federer = Bugs Bunny
Rafael Nadal = Porky Pig
Andre Agassi = Elmer Fudd
Guillermo Coria = Peppi Le Pew (I know, weasels and skunks are not the same but still :devil: )

And I think Marat would be a good candidate for Wyle E Coyote :lol: (and his self-destructive side would be the Road Runner :tape: )

Bewarel! MTF may be sued of copyright infringement soon. :haha:

Lee
06-09-2005, 07:21 PM
Piggy :tape:

Only alfonso can find indecent pic by Miss Piggy! :rolleyes: :devil: :haha:

robinhood
06-09-2005, 07:27 PM
Only alfonso can find indecent pic by Miss Piggy! :rolleyes: :devil: :haha:

Indeed.
And I wouldn't be surprised if he took that photo himself.

tennischick
06-09-2005, 08:11 PM
Indeed.
And I wouldn't be surprised if he took that photo himself.
:spit:

RonE
06-10-2005, 02:19 AM
Since this defeat took place in Germany at the hands of a German player, I think it is only appropriate that this first recipe of pork will be a German recipe.

So today, we will learn how to make "Schwein Haxe" or Pork Shank:

Ingredients:

2 fresh pork shanks, about 3 to 4 pounds total
Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
4 slices bacon, diced
1 large onion, peeled and sliced
1 (32-ounce) packaged refrigerated sauerkraut, rinsed and drained well.
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
1 bay leaf
2 teaspoons Dijon-style mustard
2 tablespoons brown sugar
4 ounces beer, room temperature
Season shanks with salt and pepper, set aside.


Cooking instructions:

In large Dutch oven or pot sauté bacon to render fat, stir in onion and cook and stir until onion is tender but not brown; push to one side of pan. Add shanks and brown on all sides, about 15 minutes, turning occasionally.
Meanwhile, in large bowl stir together drained sauerkraut and remaining ingredients. Remove shanks, place sauerkraut mixture on bottom of pan, return shanks on top of kraut, drown shanks in beer until completely soaked. If shanks resist keep pounding and thinning them out until subdued. Once shanks have been properly beaten, cover and place in 350 degrees F. oven for 2 to 2 1/2 hours, until shanks are very tender.
Makes 4 servings.

Nutrition Facts:
Calories 680 calories
Protein 87 grams
Fat 25 grams
Sodium 1120 milligrams
Cholesterol 245 milligrams
Saturated Fat 9 grams
Carbohydrates 22 grams

:lick: :yeah:

Daniel
06-10-2005, 02:23 AM
:lol: :haha:

maratski
06-10-2005, 07:26 PM
:haha:

Me likes the hippo humping ;)

Rogiman
06-10-2005, 07:39 PM
Count me in here ;)

Jennay
06-10-2005, 07:49 PM
:spit:

Rafa :worship: ;)

Rogiman
06-23-2005, 03:55 PM
*bump* :banana:

23-6-2005, Wimbledon 2nd round, Gilles Muller roasts Piggy 6:4 4:6 6:3 6:4

Welcome aboard ,Gilles! :worship:

tennischick
06-23-2005, 03:57 PM
this little piggy went to market, and this little piggy was sent home :lol:

PaulieM
06-23-2005, 04:01 PM
:lol:

tangerine_dream
06-23-2005, 04:06 PM
Oink oink little piggy! :lol:

from Juanqui's secret diary :secret:

http://tinypic.com/68tzbq.jpg

rofe
06-23-2005, 04:13 PM
Oink oink little piggy! :lol:

from Juanqui's secret diary :secret:

http://tinypic.com/68tzbq.jpg

You are too funny TD!! :haha: :haha:

Saumon
06-23-2005, 04:36 PM
Oink oink little piggy! :lol:

from Juanqui's secret diary :secret:

http://tinypic.com/68tzbq.jpg
it's always so funny but i lost the link :sad:

Seleshfan
06-23-2005, 05:58 PM
Oink oink little piggy! :lol:

from Juanqui's secret diary :secret:

http://tinypic.com/68tzbq.jpg


OMG, that is so frickin' funny! Thanks for the laugh!! :haha:

NYCtennisfan
06-23-2005, 06:19 PM
LOL! Good lord!

Rogiman
06-23-2005, 09:23 PM
OMG, that is so frickin' funny! Thanks for the laugh!! :haha:
Where have you been lately, Rob?
Well, at least you came back right in time for celebrations! :D

joeb_uk
06-23-2005, 09:24 PM
Pig/beast/boar :D what ever you want to call it, suits him :tape:

RonE
06-25-2005, 06:13 AM
:lol: Tangerine

Anybody know of any good Luxembourgian recipes for pork?

RonE
08-17-2005, 07:02 AM
Congratulations to the Birdman for roasting the Pig in Cincinnati :banana: :banana: :banana:

Thomas really did bring home the bacon!!! :yeah:

For more on how this little piggy came roasted fresh out of the oven click on the link below (loading time takes a few seconds but it is well worth the wait :devil: )

http://www.bofunk.com/video/1188/roasted_pig.html

Action Jackson
08-17-2005, 07:15 AM
Congratulations to the Birdman for roasting the Pig in Cincinnati :banana: :banana: :banana:

Thomas really did bring home the bacon!!! :yeah:

For more on how this little piggy came roasted fresh out of the oven click on the link below (loading time takes a few seconds but it is well worth the wait :devil: )

http://www.bofunk.com/video/1188/roasted_pig.html

Pork is the main choice of meat in the Czech Republic.

oneandonlyhsn
08-17-2005, 07:39 AM
Congratulations to the Birdman for roasting the Pig in Cincinnati :banana: :banana: :banana:

Thomas really did bring home the bacon!!! :yeah:

For more on how this little piggy came roasted fresh out of the oven click on the link below (loading time takes a few seconds but it is well worth the wait :devil: )

http://www.bofunk.com/video/1188/roasted_pig.html

http://tinypic.com/an291l.gifhttp://tinypic.com/an291l.gif

The Pro
08-17-2005, 09:59 AM
You're all vultures. :(

sigmagirl91
08-17-2005, 10:44 AM
Oink, Oink!!!

joeb_uk
08-17-2005, 11:15 AM
Who wants some nadal sausages? :hearts:

RonE
08-17-2005, 11:26 AM
You're all vultures. :(

That dead piggy tastes so goooooood :lick: :devil:

http://www.dep.state.fl.us/parks/OPG/myakkariver/photos/visitors/MYR-VoltureseatingadeadwildPig-NickDeCondio.jpg

RonE
08-17-2005, 11:28 AM
Who wants some nadal sausages? :hearts:

Bring 'em on! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0104.gif

joeb_uk
08-17-2005, 11:39 AM
Bring 'em on! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0104.gif
On the menu today, special chilli nadal sausages :D

RonE
08-17-2005, 01:37 PM
Updated list of all the members of the International Piggy Roasting Club for 2005:

1. Ivan Ljubicic
2. Dominik Hrbaty
3. Lleyton Hewitt
4. Gaston Gaudio
5. Roger Federer
6. Igor Andreev
7. Alexander Waske
8. Gilles Muller
9. Thomas Berdych

RonE
09-03-2005, 11:53 PM
Congratulations James Blake on joining the exclusive Piggy Roasting crew :worship: :banana:

Blake served up a dish of New York's finest ssssssssssssensational sssssssssssizzling spare ribs :lick: :yeah:

http://www.go-emerald.com/images/ribs.jpg

Now what's that you're looking for Rafa? Whatever it is you won't find it up there :lol:

http://www.all-creatures.org/images/pig-henry.jpg

morningglory
09-04-2005, 12:18 AM
:lol: mmmmmmmmm spareribs.... :drool: :lick:

Iheartandy&roger
09-04-2005, 01:27 AM
:lol: omg guys aww...well at least pig is good in many forms.

rofe
09-04-2005, 05:22 AM
Aw, that piggy sure looks lonely...

Dirk
02-18-2006, 02:42 PM
FRENCH-STYLE GREEN BEANS WITH HAM AND
POTATOES

1/2 c. unsalted butter
2 lbs. smoked ham, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
1/2 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. cayenne pepper
6 sm. red potatoes, scrubbed with a vegetable brush
3 lbs. green beans, cut into 1 1/2 inch-long pieces
In a 2 1/2 quart saucepan, melt the butter over moderately high heat. Add ham and cook, stirring frequently, until lightly browned, about 10 minutes. Reduce heat to moderate, add the onions and stir until softened, about 5 minutes. Add 2 cups water, salt and pepper. Cut a band of skin from around each potato and add to the potatoes to saucepan. Cook until the potatoes are slightly softened, about 10 minutes. Add the beans and cook, covered, until beans and potatoes are tender, about 10 minutes. Do not over cook. Serves 6




SOUNDS YUMMY. :worship: CLEMENT CAN HAVE FIRST SERVINGS!!!!!!!!! :woohoo: :bigclap: RONE CAN EAT HIMSELF 10 BOWLS OF THIS TODAY! :devil:

Billabong
02-18-2006, 02:45 PM
Arnaud Clement joins the club:banana:

RonE
02-18-2006, 02:46 PM
Ah yes, we have waited long and patiently and the waiting has made this ham banquet all the more pleasurable.

Well done Arnaud :D :D :D His name will now go down along with the other pig roasters.

Dirk, that recipe makes my saliva glands drool uncontrollably :lick: :yeah:

RonE
02-18-2006, 02:54 PM
And now to officially welcome back Rafa to the tour- smile Rafa! This is the photo taken of him right after the roasting was complete :devil: :devil: :devil:

Dirk
02-18-2006, 02:59 PM
http://www.nueskes.com/images/beans_ham.jpg




Nadal looking good there, now we need the potatoes to complete the french receipe for our guest our honor MUSKETEER CLEMENT!!!!! :worship:

Dirk
02-18-2006, 03:02 PM
And now to officially welcome back Rafa to the tour- smile Rafa! This is the photo taken of him right after the roasting was complete :devil: :devil: :devil:

SMILE NADAL, YOU ARE ON PIGGY CAMERA :tape: :haha:

RonE
02-18-2006, 03:03 PM
SMILE NADAL, YOU ARE ON PIGGY CAMERA :tape: :haha:

:rolls: :haha:

First post of the thread edited- all piggy roasters for 2005 and 2006 updated :)

lilfairyprincess
02-18-2006, 03:06 PM
:haha: at this thread!!!

silverwhite
02-18-2006, 03:12 PM
Enjoy the pork, Arnaud! :yeah:

PaulieM
02-18-2006, 03:14 PM
:lol: the french have always been good cooks. :)

Dirk
02-18-2006, 03:23 PM
http://re2.mm-c1.yimg.com/image/1107757898 (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062857/K=spanish+pork/v=2/SID=e/TID=YS64_81/l=II/R=16/SS=i/OID=5f207060ea4772d6/;_ylt=A9ibyGWySfdDnnsABAKJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxM2JjbG JwBHBvcwMxNgRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANZUzY0Xzgx/SIG=1fgblt85p/EXP=1140366130/*-http%3A//images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3F_adv_prop%3Dimages%26imgsz%3Dall% 26imgc%3D%26vf%3Dall%26va%3Dspanish%2Bpork%26fr%3D FP-tab-web-t%26ei%3DUTF-8&w=230&h=230&imgurl=www.deliaonline.com%2Fpicturelibrary%2Fjpeg 230%2Fpi%2Fpicnic-pork-pie-pg105.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.deliaonline.com%2Frecipes%2F r_0000001762.asp&size=25.8kB&name=picnic-pork-pie-pg105.jpg&p=spanish+pork&type=jpeg&no=16&tt=208&ei=UTF-8)

How about this spanish pork pie for desert? :lick: We can feed him to his mentor Moya. :devil:

Marat Safinator
02-18-2006, 08:52 PM
whats a pig roasting? who can be a pig roaster? somebody who is looking like a pig?

Rogiman
02-19-2006, 09:09 AM
Arnaud!
:yeah:

Federerthebest
02-19-2006, 09:11 AM
:lick:

mandoura
02-19-2006, 10:04 AM
And now to officially welcome back Rafa to the tour- smile Rafa! This is the photo taken of him right after the roasting was complete :devil: :devil: :devil:

:haha: Ron.

:scratch: Is that Kosher? Can I have a bite :unsure: ?

I♥PsY@Mus!c
02-19-2006, 11:55 AM
Love this thread! :kiss: Love you Arnaud & 05 Ivan! :hearts::haha::aparty:

RonE
02-19-2006, 04:54 PM
whats a pig roasting? who can be a pig roaster? somebody who is looking like a pig?

A pig roaster is anyone who beats Rafael Nadal.


:scratch: Is that Kosher? Can I have a bite :unsure: ?

Ah no, I don't quite think it is kosher :o :tape:

But the forbidden fruits are the ones that taste the best :devil:

Bad Religion
02-19-2006, 05:30 PM
:worship: Grande SUPERMAN Nadal :worship:


This thread is more boring than Federer :zzz: :zzz:

RonE
02-19-2006, 05:45 PM
This thread is more boring than Federer :zzz: :zzz:

Neither of which are nearly as boring as you are :yawn:

sierra91
02-19-2006, 05:56 PM
Click on thumbnail below :devil: :rolls:

silverwhite
03-19-2006, 01:23 AM
James :worship:

Federerthebest
03-19-2006, 01:24 AM
pork chops, anyone?

:lick:

TenHound
03-19-2006, 01:28 AM
Carnitas tacos I'm munchin' on are damn tasty. Thanks :)

Dirk
03-19-2006, 04:05 AM
JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! :worship: Ron now knows who his second favorite player is for sure. :rolls:

Dirk
03-19-2006, 04:17 AM
http://www.thebbqshack.com/images/25%20pig%202.jpg

THIS PIGGY HAD TO BE CAGED AFTER THE KILL TO PREVENT PIGGY FLU FROM SPREADING!!!!!!!!!!! :rolls: :haha:

Ron will get us recipe.

tenniswiz
03-19-2006, 04:27 AM
http://www.thebbqshack.com/images/25%20pig%202.jpg

THIS PIGGY HAD TO BE CAGED AFTER THE KILL TO PREVENT PIGGY FLU FROM SPREADING!!!!!!!!!!! :rolls: :haha:

Ron will get us recipe.
LOL :haha: :haha: :haha: :rolls:

RonE
03-19-2006, 04:59 AM
Dirk :lol:

Congrats James :worship:

I must say I'm a little disappointed as I was hoping Roger would do the deed himself, but I will take my pork chops as they come :D

James deserves an honorary mention here- since this thread came into being he is the only player to have roasted the pig twice. The man can roast some mighty fine swine :yeah:

silverwhite
03-19-2006, 06:17 AM
The man can roast some mighty fine swine :yeah:

Damn right! :worship:

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-19-2006, 08:01 AM
Well, Fed fans were scared and can be happy with that. Next time Rafa will face this Fedclown, he'll destroy him.

foul_dwimmerlaik
03-19-2006, 08:06 AM
Good job, James Blake. :yeah:

Federerthebest
03-19-2006, 09:46 AM
Well, Fed fans were scared and can be happy with that. Next time Rafa will face this Fedclown, he'll destroy him.

says the guy who used to be called federer_express, changes bandwagons every couple of months. fucking :retard::wavey:

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-19-2006, 09:47 AM
says the guy who used to be called federer_express, changes bandwagons every couple of months. fucking :retard::wavey:
:lol: Die you fucking faggot :wavey:

Federerthebest
03-19-2006, 09:52 AM
:lol: Die you fucking faggot :wavey:

after you, fat scum :retard:

Dirk
03-19-2006, 10:23 AM
says the guy who used to be called federer_express, changes bandwagons every couple of months. fucking :retard::wavey:

There are quite a few posters who left Roger's bandwagon.

Peoples
03-19-2006, 11:33 AM
James is really good at roasting, I'm impressed :yeah:

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-19-2006, 11:34 AM
There are quite a few posters who left Roger's bandwagon.
:)

RonE
03-19-2006, 12:09 PM
James is really good at roasting, I'm impressed :yeah:

Great avatar :lol: :yeah: :devil:

cobalt60
03-19-2006, 12:38 PM
You guys are incorrigible. What would your mothers say;)

RonE
03-19-2006, 12:52 PM
You guys are incorrigible. What would your mothers say;)

My mother would say: "Go on, son. Have some more bacon. It's good for you" :devil:

cobalt60
03-19-2006, 01:06 PM
My mother would say: "Go on, son. Have some more bacon. It's good for you" :devil:
:lol: I bet I would like your mother :devil:

Allez
03-19-2006, 01:06 PM
My mother would say: "Go on, son. Have some more bacon. It's good for you" :devil:

Honestly ...:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

shotgun
03-19-2006, 03:56 PM
My mother would say: "Go on, son. Have some more bacon. It's good for you" :devil:

:eek:

HERETIC!!

:p

prima donna
03-19-2006, 04:16 PM
Where's Rafal this evening ? On the plane back to Mallorca ? Hahaha.

Dirk
03-19-2006, 04:17 PM
:)

Yes, I am talking about you. Why did you do it? I want to know how the mind of a traitor works.

RonE
03-19-2006, 04:21 PM
Where's Rafal this evening ? On the plane back to Mallorca ? Hahaha.

I don't think he needs a plane- he can fly there himself: ;)

gusman890
03-19-2006, 04:21 PM
haha i like my bacon, pork, hot dogs, sausages :)

adee-gee
03-19-2006, 04:25 PM
As long as Federer stays off this list in 2006 I'll be more than happy :D

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-19-2006, 04:29 PM
That's for sure, Fed has NO chance

cobalt60
03-19-2006, 04:31 PM
I don't think he needs a plane- he can fly there himself: ;)
Well when pigs fly Ron, MTF will disintegrate.

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-19-2006, 04:31 PM
Where's Rafal this evening ? On the plane back to Mallorca ? Hahaha.
No. Watching the final and support Federer.:) Otherwise Fed would be the stupid one if Blake wins.

prima donna
03-19-2006, 04:35 PM
I don't think he needs a plane- he can fly there himself: ;)

Hahahahaha.

Looks like the boy from Mallorca's taken transportation to a whole new level.

Vamos Airlines! Vamos!

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-19-2006, 04:37 PM
funny, indeed.

Daniel
03-22-2006, 10:25 PM
James is really good at roasting, I'm impressed :yeah:


:yeah:

Dirk
03-24-2006, 08:02 PM
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How about this spanish pork pie for desert? :lick: We can feed him to his mentor Moya. :devil:

Looks like Moya made his own pork pot pie. :lick:

WELCOME TO THE CLUB CARLOS AND TO THINK I WAS THE ONLY FED-TARD WHO BELIEVED YOU COULD BEAT THE PIGGY. :)

Billabong
03-24-2006, 08:03 PM
Carlos is awesome:yeah: I hope he ate his meat with some maple syrup, it's always better:yeah:

TheBoiledEgg
03-24-2006, 08:04 PM
Carlos has had pork chops before :)

simply brilliant Carlos !!!!!!!!!

Dirk
03-24-2006, 08:04 PM
Yes and I hope Moya makes final and plays Roger. :) He deserves final points.

oneandonlyhsn
03-24-2006, 08:04 PM
Delicious pork chops :lick:

alfonsojose
03-24-2006, 08:05 PM
Carlos reminded Rafa who was the first ... inside his ... :devil:

alfonsojose
03-24-2006, 08:06 PM
http://pork.allrecipes.com/
:lick:

Dirk
03-24-2006, 08:06 PM
Carlos reminded Rafa who was the first ... inside his ... :devil:

:rolls: For once this God-loving NEO CON will laugh at your gay vulgar humor. :rolls:

alfonsojose
03-24-2006, 08:14 PM
:rolls: For once this God-loving NEO CON will laugh at your gay vulgar humor. :rolls:
What an honor. Can i sit next to Dubya now :angel: ?

tangerine_dream
03-24-2006, 08:20 PM
http://tinypic.com/erlstl.png

:wavey: Rafa. Babe. :lol:

alfonsojose
03-24-2006, 08:21 PM
http://tinypic.com/erlstl.png

:wavey: Rafa. Babe. :lol:
Nice pic. But i'm sure it was before roasted ;)

Dirk
03-24-2006, 08:28 PM
What an honor. Can i sit next to Dubya now :angel: ?

Sure, you can ask him if he saw BrokeBack Mounting.

hablovah19
03-24-2006, 08:33 PM
I can't believe this thread :haha:
how the hell did I miss it :devil:

that's the only thing mtf does better than wtaworld : the devilish nicknaming :bowdown:

Peoples
03-24-2006, 08:56 PM
I guess I'll just have to keep my avatar for another 2 weeks :shrug:

Seems like it brings luck to the roasters :banana:

RonE
03-24-2006, 09:13 PM
:eek: OMG, I never thought in my wildest dreams this thread would get updated again so quickly :haha: :haha: :haha:

Well done Moyke!!! :yeah: You rock :kiss: :banana:

shotgun
03-24-2006, 09:20 PM
Spanish Pork with White Wine

"Classic Spanish preparation - simple, elegant, tasty."

INGREDIENTS:
2 cloves crushed garlic
1 1/4 pounds boneless loin pork roast
salt and pepper to taste
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 1/4 cups white wine
1 1/4 cups chicken stock

DIRECTIONS:
Chop up the garlic and rub it into the pork; rub in some salt to taste. Heat oil in a large skillet and brown the pork. Add the pepper to taste, wine and stock and bring all to a boil.
Reduce heat to low, cover skillet and let simmer for 50 to 55 minutes or until internal temperature of pork has reached 160 degrees F (70 degrees C). Cut pork into bite size pieces and serve it in the cooking liquids.

:lick:

prima donna
03-24-2006, 09:22 PM
Vamos!

cobalt60
03-24-2006, 09:25 PM
Spanish Pork with White Wine

"Classic Spanish preparation - simple, elegant, tasty."

INGREDIENTS:
2 cloves crushed garlic
1 1/4 pounds boneless loin pork roast
salt and pepper to taste
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 1/4 cups white wine
1 1/4 cups chicken stock

DIRECTIONS:
Chop up the garlic and rub it into the pork; rub in some salt to taste. Heat oil in a large skillet and brown the pork. Add the pepper to taste, wine and stock and bring all to a boil.
Reduce heat to low, cover skillet and let simmer for 50 to 55 minutes or until internal temperature of pork has reached 160 degrees F (70 degrees C). Cut pork into bite size pieces and serve it in the cooking liquids.

:lick:
LMAO- You just made my day which has been absolutely nuts! Full moon or maybe my black cloud or something. Thank you so much. Now back to work:)

RonE
03-24-2006, 09:28 PM
Today we will learn how to make minced roasted pig butt. So here is a complete and thorough explanation of how Carlos sliced and diced Rafa's ass:

1. After losing the first set, Carlos decided to firmly grab Rafa's behind and simply held on, never letting go of it at any point.

2. Moya goes on the offensive- rips the ass in two, holding both cheeks tightly.

3. Places each ass cheek on a plate and gets ready to spice.

4. Applies the hot spices, igniting Rafa's tush on fire turning up the heat.

5. Minces the meat up and lets it simmer at 200 degrees for a good 2 hours

6. Adds some hooves with the butt meat.

7. Adds the final touch applying some KC bbq sauce.

Voila, folks. That is how you make minced pig butt. Enjoy! :lick: :yeah:

cobalt60
03-24-2006, 09:30 PM
Ron- you have gone too far. Those pics are damn disgusting. ;) Good thing I don't eat pork :angel:

Dirk
03-24-2006, 09:32 PM
Today we will learn how to make minced roasted pig butt. So here is a complete and thorough explanation of how Carlos sliced and diced Rafa's ass:

1. After losing the first set, Carlos decided to firmly grab Rafa's behind and simply held on, never letting go of it at any point.

2. Moya goes on the offensive- rips the ass in two, holding both cheeks tightly.

3. Places each ass cheek on a plate and gets ready to spice.

4. Applies the hot spices, igniting Rafa's tush on fire turning up the heat.

5. Minces the meat up and lets it simmer at 200 degrees for a good 2 hours

6. Adds some hooves with the butt meat.

7. Adds the final touch applying some KC bbq sauce.

Voila, folks. That is how you make minced pig butt. Enjoy! :lick: :yeah:


:worship: :worship: :worship: :devil:

Peoples
03-24-2006, 09:32 PM
Ron to this I say ...and some people seriously say Rafa isn't disgusting :confused:

prima donna
03-24-2006, 09:33 PM
Today we will learn how to make minced roasted pig butt. So here is a complete and thorough explanation of how Carlos sliced and diced Rafa's ass:

1. After losing the first set, Carlos decided to firmly grab Rafa's behind and simply held on, never letting go of it at any point.

2. Moya goes on the offensive- rips the ass in two, holding both cheeks tightly.

3. Places each ass cheek on a plate and gets ready to spice.

4. Applies the hot spices, igniting Rafa's tush on fire turning up the heat.

5. Minces the meat up and lets it simmer at 200 degrees for a good 2 hours

6. Adds some hooves with the butt meat.

7. Adds the final touch applying some KC bbq sauce.

Voila, folks. That is how you make minced pig butt. Enjoy! :lick: :yeah:
...and behind the first door ...

Here we have ....

Drum Roll..

A nice plane ticket to Mallorca, soap and pants that actually fit thus preventing constant picking of the asshole.

RonE
03-24-2006, 09:37 PM
And of course, I would like to officially welcome Moya to the Piggy Roasting club :D - member's list has now been updated in the first post.

DrJules
03-24-2006, 11:06 PM
Should there be a preservation order to protect a certain pig. He is being roasted a lot this year. :haha:

silverwhite
03-25-2006, 03:17 AM
Who's saying, "Vamos!" now? :lol:

Vamos, Carlos! :yeah:

Peoples
03-25-2006, 09:22 AM
And of course, I would like to officially welcome Moya to the Piggy Roasting club :D - member's list has now been updated in the first post.
Very nice list already. I'm looking forward to see whether there will be some roasting going on at RG. :cool:

RonE
03-25-2006, 09:53 AM
Very nice list already. I'm looking forward to see whether there will be some roasting going on at RG. :cool:

Jambon Parissienne au gratin roasted in claypot :lick: :D

foul_dwimmerlaik
03-25-2006, 11:20 AM
Vamos Carlos, roaster extraordinaire!

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 12:31 PM
I can't believe people had a go at me for celebrating when Roger loses! This is 100 times worse. I suppose it's quite humourous to be fair :lol:

Peoples
03-25-2006, 12:42 PM
I can't believe people had a go at me for celebrating when Roger loses! This is 100 times worse. I suppose it's quite humourous to be fair :lol:
You celebrate when Federer loses? Were you dropped on your head after you were born or you just don't know anything about tennis? No matter which players you support you should feel lucky to live in the era of the great Roger Federer.

Dirk
03-25-2006, 12:47 PM
You celebrate when Federer loses? Were you dropped on your head after you were born or you just don't know anything about tennis? No matter which players you support you should feel lucky to live in the era of the great Roger Federer.

He is mad Roger ruined Andy's career. He was actually at the Wimbledon 03 semi and cheering for Andy. :retard:

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 12:53 PM
You celebrate when Federer loses? Were you dropped on your head after you were born or you just don't know anything about tennis? No matter which players you support you should feel lucky to live in the era of the great Roger Federer.
:retard: am I not allowed to choose who I like? I don't enjoy watching Federer play, I get more charisma out of this keyboard I'm typing with.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 12:53 PM
He is mad Roger ruined Andy's career. He was actually at the Wimbledon 03 semi and cheering for Andy. :retard:
I was indeed. I was also at the QF last year cheering for Gonzo :)

Peoples
03-25-2006, 01:00 PM
:retard: am I not allowed to choose who I like? I don't enjoy watching Federer play, I get more charisma out of this keyboard I'm typing with.
Ah ok you're a keyboard geek. Federer plays boring tennis? So you got hit on the head with that keyboard, no? Fine, support whatever you like, your keyboard, Nadal.. No problems.

He is mad Roger ruined Andy's career. He was actually at the Wimbledon 03 semi and cheering for Andy. :retard:
Ok, so a bitter, sad guy. I hope not until the end of his life, it isn't worth it.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 01:09 PM
Ah ok you're a keyboard geek. Federer plays boring tennis? So you got hit on the head with that keyboard, no? Fine, support whatever you like, your keyboard, Nadal.. No problems.
I'm glad I've got your approval to like Nadal :)

Ok, so a bitter, sad guy. I hope not until the end of his life, it isn't worth it.
:haha: I suggest you look at your avatar before calling other people bitter ;)

Dirk
03-25-2006, 01:09 PM
:retard: am I not allowed to choose who I like? I don't enjoy watching Federer play, I get more charisma out of this keyboard I'm typing with.

Why does a player have to give you charisma in order for you to like them? What are you gay or something?

Dirk
03-25-2006, 01:10 PM
I'm glad I've got your approval to like Nadal :)


:haha: I suggest you look at your avatar before calling other people bitter ;)

No he has a sense of humor, by the way your avatar is funny too.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 01:10 PM
Why does a player have to give you charisma in order for you to like them? What are you gay or something?
I like players that show passion on the court, I find that a lot more enjoyable than watching Federer hit winner after winner in matches where 99% of the time you know his opponent hasn't got a hope in hell of winning the match :shrug:

Dirk
03-25-2006, 01:13 PM
I like players that show passion on the court, I find that a lot more enjoyable than watching Federer hit winner after winner in matches where 99% of the time you know his opponent hasn't got a hope in hell of winning the match :shrug:

If you haven't seen Roger showing more passion since 03 then you are :cuckoo:. He shows plenty of passion, he just doesn't run to the baseline after the coin toss like a kid and fist pump the air after errors. If you find more joy in errors than winners then there is something wrong with you, but I am sure you love it when Andy aces players out. You are full of it.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 01:21 PM
If you haven't seen Roger showing more passion since 03 then you are :cuckoo:. He shows plenty of passion, he just doesn't run to the baseline after the coin toss like a kid and fist pump the air after errors. If you find more joy in errors than winners then there is something wrong with you, but I am sure you love it when Andy aces players out. You are full of it.
What so he shouts at himself once in a while? That's not what I mean. I like players who are fighters, chase down every ball and stuff. To be honest I don't particularly like Andy's game no, but I like him. I find him a lot more entertaining to watch than Federer despite Federer having a clearly more attractive game.

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-25-2006, 01:22 PM
What so he shouts at himself once in a while? That's not what I mean. I like players who are fighters, chase down every ball and stuff. To be honest I don't particularly like Andy's game no, but I like him. I find him a lot more entertaining to watch than Federer despite Federer having a clearly more attractive game.
:worship: Exactly:yeah:

Dirk
03-25-2006, 01:22 PM
What so he shouts at himself once in a while? That's not what I mean. I like players who are fighters, chase down every ball and stuff. To be honest I don't particularly like Andy's game no, but I like him. I find him a lot more entertaining to watch than Federer despite Federer having a clearly more attractive game.

Roger has been yelling Come on and Allez after plenty of big points and he does chase down almost every ball, he just moves like a dancer.

Dirk
03-25-2006, 01:24 PM
What so he shouts at himself once in a while? That's not what I mean. I like players who are fighters, chase down every ball and stuff. To be honest I don't particularly like Andy's game no, but I like him. I find him a lot more entertaining to watch than Federer despite Federer having a clearly more attractive game.

Do you really think it is a good idea to chase down every ball? Take a look a Nadal's ankle injury that seemed to come up again after his Moya loss, don't you tihnk chasing down every ball and putting constant pressure on switching from leg to leg and ankle to ankle is smart. You might love that spirit but it isn't going to help insure a long career.

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-25-2006, 01:24 PM
:lol: Dirk.

You don't understand swiss german, so you don't know what he yells at times.
:lol: The "Naj" is not really an emotion.

Dirk
03-25-2006, 01:27 PM
:lol: Dirk.

You don't understand swiss german, so you don't know what he yells at times.
:lol: The "Naj" is not really an emotion.

I've heard him say come on and allez plenty of times. Does he yell at himself, yeah but some does Nadal and hewitt and Andy and all these other passionate players.

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-25-2006, 01:31 PM
Well, c'mon when winning an important point is normal, should be normal. but he doesn't show the fight, which is mad. Tennis is all about fighting.

Peoples
03-25-2006, 01:33 PM
I'm glad I've got your approval to like Nadal :)


:haha: I suggest you look at your avatar before calling other people bitter ;)
You can't handle a joke?

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 01:34 PM
Roger has been yelling Come on and Allez after plenty of big points and he does chase down almost every ball, he just moves like a dancer.
Oh do stop talking out your arse :rolleyes:

Dirk
03-25-2006, 01:34 PM
Well, c'mon when winning an important point is normal, should be normal. but he doesn't show the fight, which is mad. Tennis is all about fighting.

I can't believe I have to maybe even talk about instances of Roger fighting out there on the court. Just because he is not noisy about doesn't mean he isn't fighting. Haven't you ever seen him come from behind or win points in tight situations?

Peoples
03-25-2006, 01:35 PM
Well, c'mon when winning an important point is normal, should be normal. but he doesn't show the fight, which is mad. Tennis is all about fighting.
Maybe.. just maybe, looking at the criteria for your judgement, tennis is not the right sport for you. Have you considered other kind of entertainment kickboxing or soap operas? :lol:

uNIVERSE mAN
03-25-2006, 01:35 PM
where do I apply for membership to the pig roasting club? I want in.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 01:35 PM
Do you really think it is a good idea to chase down every ball? Take a look a Nadal's ankle injury that seemed to come up again after his Moya loss, don't you tihnk chasing down every ball and putting constant pressure on switching from leg to leg and ankle to ankle is smart. You might love that spirit but it isn't going to help insure a long career.
I don't choose the players I like on the basis of how long their career is going to be ;)

Dirk
03-25-2006, 01:35 PM
Oh do stop talking out your arse :rolleyes:

You don't have a logical leg to stand on so you resort to name calling. So know your saying Roger doesn't move very smoothly out there?

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 01:36 PM
I can't believe I have to maybe even talk about instances of Roger fighting out there on the court. Just because he is not noisy about doesn't mean he isn't fighting. Haven't you ever seen him come from behind or win points in tight situations?
He uses skill more than passion :shrug:

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 01:38 PM
You don't have a logical leg to stand on so you resort to name calling. So know your saying Roger doesn't move very smoothly out there?
Roger does move smoothly, I agree. It's still pretty obvious he's not as much of a battler as Nadal is.

Can I be left in peace to like the players I want to? :)

Dirk
03-25-2006, 01:40 PM
He uses skill more than passion :shrug:

Ok, I give up. Bats have better sight than you two sadly.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 01:48 PM
Ok, I give up. Bats have better sight than you two sadly.
Jeez I didn't realise we're living under a dictatorship here on MTF. We're allowed our own opinions are we not?

Dirk
03-25-2006, 01:51 PM
Jeez I didn't realise we're living under a dictatorship here on MTF. We're allowed our own opinions are we not?

Sure you are but how you come at your conclusions puzzle me. So you are saying Roger does have passion or just not enough passion to satisfy you?

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 01:57 PM
Sure you are but how you come at your conclusions puzzle me. So you are saying Roger does have passion or just not enough passion to satisfy you?
I wouldn't say he's hugely passionate, no.

Dirk
03-25-2006, 01:58 PM
I wouldn't say he's hugely passionate, no.

and he needs to be in order to get your support?

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:03 PM
and he needs to be in order to get your support?
Who cares ? Doesn't really matter if Roger has his support or not. He has plenty of fans, in all shapes and sizes, of all nationalities, one need not forget both genders love him.

The man is simply a legend, not to mention the epitome of class. After winning the Australian Open, funny Roger went to his bag for his orologio\watch, as if to say "I may be needing this for the next few hours"

Conducting himself with such class and elegance, while the likes of Nadal behave like gli animali.

Dirk
03-25-2006, 02:06 PM
Who cares ? Doesn't really matter if Roger has his support or not. He has plenty of fans, in all shapes and sizes, of all nationalities, one need not forget both genders love him.

The man is simply a legend, not to mention the epitome of class. After winning the Australian Open, funny Roger went to his bag for his orologio\watch, as if to say "I may be needing this for the next few hours"

Conducting himself with such class and elegance, while the likes of Nadal behave like animali.


Yes, you are right but I can't help but try to figure out tennis fans like Adam. There appears to be no hope for them.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:07 PM
and he needs to be in order to get your support?
No, I just don't like watching him. Like you don't like watching Nadal. I'm happy to leave it at that. The difference is I don't go around slagging off the way Federer plays like most of the Fed fans do about Nadal.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:08 PM
Who cares ? Doesn't really matter if Roger has his support or not. He has plenty of fans, in all shapes and sizes, of all nationalities, one need not forget both genders love him.

The man is simply a legend, not to mention the epitome of class. After winning the Australian Open, funny Roger went to his bag for his orologio\watch, as if to say "I may be needing this for the next few hours"

Conducting himself with such class and elegance, while the likes of Nadal behave like gli animali.
:haha: oh man, you do make me laugh.

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:08 PM
No, I just don't like watching him. Like you don't like watching Nadal. I'm happy to leave it at that. The difference is I don't go around slagging off the way Federer plays like most of the Fed fans do about Nadal.
Learn to respect legends and not punk teenagers.

Dirk
03-25-2006, 02:08 PM
No, I just don't like watching him. Like you don't like watching Nadal. I'm happy to leave it at that. The difference is I don't go around slagging off the way Federer plays like most of the Fed fans do about Nadal.

You do slag him off saying he is boring and a plank of wood has more charisma.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:11 PM
Learn to respect legends and not punk teenagers.
When Nadal wins more slams than Federer, will he be classified as a legend? Or will he still be guilty of ruining tennis?

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:11 PM
You do slag him off saying he is boring and a plank of wood has more charisma.
Fair point. I can't help rising to the bait :awww:

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:14 PM
When Nadal wins more slams than Federer, will he be classified as a legend? Or will he still be guilty of ruining tennis?
Statements like this are the reason you've been dignified as the most clueless here yet, totally without a clue describes you.

Great to see, obviously you have no idea how difficult this sport is and much more difficult than that is to achieve any level of consistent domination over a stretch of years and years.

That's exactly why so few have been able to do it, while Roger chases legends like Laver, Borg and Sampras, Nadal chases down each ball and seems to come up limp because he just can't properly construct a point the old fashioned way.

Get on with it already, my dear boy.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:19 PM
Statements like this are the reason you've been dignified as the most clueless here yet, totally without a clue describes you.

Great to see, obviously you have no idea how difficult this sport is and much more difficult than that is to achieve any level of consistent domination over a stretch of years and years.

That's exactly why so few have been able to do it, while Roger chases legends like Laver, Borg and Sampras, Nadal chases down each ball and seems to come up limp because he just can't properly construct a point the old fashioned way.

Get on with it already, my dear boy.
:rolls:

Time will tell my son. Time will tell.

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-25-2006, 02:21 PM
:lol: You think Laver blasted winner after winner like Fed does or what?

Dirk
03-25-2006, 02:23 PM
:lol: You think Laver blasted winner after winner like Fed does or what?

He never implied that but Laver surely hit more winners than Nadal.

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:25 PM
:lol: You think Laver blasted winner after winner like Fed does or what?
Sadly no, that was an absolute impossibility. There was a serious lack of technological advancement, thus legends like Laver were never able to truly showcase their talent level.

Great player, had a left arm the size of the leg muscle of most persons. Talk about a legend and playing the game the right way, better than moonballs and constant Vamos, save that garbage for a dirtball tourny in South America.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:25 PM
He never implied that but Laver surely hit more winners than Nadal.
Rafa's game is developing, he's began to hit a few more winners. His serve is gradually improving (although admittedly still not great) but hopefully he'll get to the stage where he can get some cheap points off it.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:26 PM
Sadly no, that was an absolute impossibility. There was a serious lack of technological advancement, thus legends like Laver were never able to truly showcase their talent level.

Great player, had a left arm the size of the leg muscle of most persons. Talk about a legend and playing the game the right way, better than moonballs and constant Vamos, save that garbage for a dirtball tourny in South America.
It's a real shame that you don't appreciate Rafa more, seeing as you'll be having him at the top of the mens game for the next decade or so.

Dirk
03-25-2006, 02:28 PM
Rafa's game is developing, he's began to hit a few more winners. His serve is gradually improving (although admittedly still not great) but hopefully he'll get to the stage where he can get some cheap points off it.

Winners at net and at the baseline are still not that much. He mostly wins due to errors from his opponents but that his gane so be it, just don't call it more exciting than Roger hitting winner after winner.

Dirk
03-25-2006, 02:29 PM
It's a real shame that you don't appreciate Rafa more, seeing as you'll be having him at the top of the mens game for the next decade or so.

His game harming his body and Roger's dominance will not ever give him that chance.

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:31 PM
It's a real shame that you don't appreciate Rafa more, seeing as you'll be having him at the top of the mens game for the next decade or so.
Not trying to forecast the future or anything here, but find it highly unlikely (special emphasize being placed on unlikely) that Nadal will even have a career a decade from now judging from his style of play. A reasonable time frame for his career to end would probably be 23 or 24.

Then again, who knows ? Anyone could die tomorrow, Nadal or My Guy, so let's just stay in the present.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:33 PM
Winners at net and at the baseline are still not that much. He mostly wins due to errors from his opponents but that his gane so be it, just don't call it more exciting than Roger hitting winner after winner.
Dude you're beginning to sound like Prima Donna. Just because you find Roger exciting to watch, doesn't mean everyone else does.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:34 PM
Not trying to forecast the future or anything here, but find it highly unlikely (special emphasize being placed on unlikely) that Nadal will even have a career a decade from now judging from his style of play. A reasonable time frame for his career to end would probably be 23 or 24.

Then again, who knows ? Anyone could die tomorrow, Nadal or My Guy, so let's just stay in the present.
Keep dreaming sunshine ;)

RonE
03-25-2006, 02:34 PM
Boys, boys come on now- there is no need to fight. Why don't we all kiss and make up.

Tell you what, as a sign of goodwill I will invite you guys out for breakfast:

1. For Dirk- a bacon and egg muffin.

2. For Prima Donna- bacon sandwich

3. For Adam- pork sausages with bacon.

Don't y'all feel better now? It's amazing how food always brings people closer together :devil:

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:36 PM
Dude you're beginning to sound like Prima Donna. Just because you find Roger exciting to watch, doesn't mean everyone else does.
Roger Federer is mechnically perfect.

There is not a single flaw in his game.

Actually, was necessary for me to read those statements twice. It's so rarely that such remarks would be logical, but this seems to be the case.

Perfection bores you ? Paris and Rome bore you ? Does art and history bore you ? There's no comparison, wake up and smell il caffè.

Sjengster
03-25-2006, 02:36 PM
I have a hunch you will not be partaking of this porcine feast, RonE.

Dirk
03-25-2006, 02:37 PM
Boys, boys come on now- there is no need to fight. Why don't we all kiss and make up.

Tell you what, as a sign of goodwill I will invite you guys out for breakfast:

1. For Dirk- a bacon and egg muffin.

2. For Prima Donna- bacon sandwich

3. For Adam- pork sausages with bacon.

Don't y'all feel better now? It's amazing how food always brings people closer together :devil:

Thanks Ron. We fight again after lunch Adam. :wavey:

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:38 PM
Boys, boys come on now- there is no need to fight. Why don't we all kiss and make up.

Tell you what, as a sign of goodwill I will invite you guys out for breakfast:

1. For Dirk- a bacon and egg muffin.

2. For Prima Donna- bacon sandwich

3. For Adam- pork sausages with bacon.

Don't y'all feel better now? It's amazing how food always brings people closer together :devil:

Ron, you're the ultimate peacemaker. I'd be lost in the wilderness (not to mention starving and thirsty) without you, on that note

MTF's Best Chef of 2006 goes to none other.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:38 PM
Boys, boys come on now- there is no need to fight. Why don't we all kiss and make up.

Tell you what, as a sign of goodwill I will invite you guys out for breakfast:

1. For Dirk- a bacon and egg muffin.

2. For Prima Donna- bacon sandwich

3. For Adam- pork sausages with bacon.

Don't y'all feel better now? It's amazing how food always brings people closer together :devil:
Can I request a kosher meal please. How about some milk from the cow that is Roger's girlfriend?

RonE
03-25-2006, 02:38 PM
I have a hunch you will not be partaking of this porcine feast, RonE.

I merely live to serve others my dear Sjengster :hatoff:

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:39 PM
Roger Federer is mechnically perfect.

There is not a single flaw in his game.

Actually, was necessary for me to read those statements twice. It's so rarely that such remarks would be logical, but this seems to be the case.

Perfection bores you ? Paris and Rome bore you ? Does art and history bore you ? There's no comparison, wake up and smell il caffè.
:haha: how does someone so perfect lose 3 times in 4 meetings to a no hoper like Nadal?

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:40 PM
:lol: You think Laver blasted winner after winner like Fed does or what?
Also, preferred you much more when you were a Murray Fanatic. ;)

Why have you betrayed thou ?

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:42 PM
:haha: how does someone so perfect lose 3 times in 4 meetings to a no hoper like Nadal?

What seems to be more relevant here is Roger losing, not Nadal actually winning the match. In Dubai, Set 1, Roger on his game, Nadal knocked down.

Set 2 and 3, sloppy Roger, Nadal there to take advantage. Keeping the ball in play.

Miami, Roger on game, smacked Nadal around in nearly half the time that it took Nadal to amass a 2 sets to 0 lead against Federer.

Keep things in perspective, only player thus far that's proven they can beat Roger at his best either has yet to be discovered or is somewhere sitting in his Mother's womb.

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-25-2006, 02:42 PM
I'm Murray fanatic.


I support Rafa because of his Tennis and because he is the only one who can beat Federer.

Dirk
03-25-2006, 02:43 PM
:haha: how does someone so perfect lose 3 times in 4 meetings to a no hoper like Nadal?

Roger is so bored and horrified that he ends up daydreaming of beautiful things and Nadal takes advantage. :p

RonE
03-25-2006, 02:43 PM
Can I request a kosher meal please. How about some milk from the cow that is Roger's girlfriend?

How about I arrange for Carla to personally breast feed you? Interested? :aplot:

PamV
03-25-2006, 02:43 PM
What so he shouts at himself once in a while? That's not what I mean. I like players who are fighters, chase down every ball and stuff. To be honest I don't particularly like Andy's game no, but I like him. I find him a lot more entertaining to watch than Federer despite Federer having a clearly more attractive game.

Chasing down every ball just means he's a grinder/counterpuncher like Hewitt and Nalbandian. I prefer to see an attacking player hit with finesse.

ClaycourtaZzZz.
03-25-2006, 02:45 PM
What seems to be more relevant here is Roger losing, not Nadal actually winning the match. In Dubai, Set 1, Roger on his game, Nadal knocked down.

Set 2 and 3, sloppy Roger, Nadal there to take advantage. Keeping the ball in play.

Miami, Roger on game, smacked Nadal around in nearly half the time that it took Nadal to amass a 2 sets to 0 lead against Federer.

Keep things in perspective, only player thus far that's proven they can beat Roger at his best either has yet to be discovered or is somewhere sitting in his Mother's womb.
:lol: Why shouldn't Rafa take the free points Roger gives him?:confused: If Fed hits too much UE's, why does he take so much risk? Because he's afraid.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:45 PM
What seems to be more relevant here is Roger losing, not Nadal actually winning the match. In Dubai, Set 1, Roger on his game, Nadal knocked down.

Set 2 and 3, sloppy Roger, Nadal there to take advantage. Keeping the ball in play.

Miami, Roger on game, smacked Nadal around in nearly half the time that it took Nadal to amass a 2 sets to 0 lead against Federer.

Keep things in perspective, only player thus far that's proven they can beat Roger at his best either has yet to be discovered or is somewhere sitting in his Mother's womb.
:haha: every single one of your posts today has made me laugh. I've never heard anyone spout so much nonsense in all their life. Are you going to use the excuse that Roger wasn't at his best every time he loses to Nadal? Maybe there's a reason he doesn't play his best against Nadal ;)

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:46 PM
How about I arrange for Carla to personally breast feed you? Interested? :aplot:
Yes :)

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:46 PM
Chasing down every ball just means he's a grinder/counterpuncher like Hewitt and Nalbandian. I prefer to see an attacking player hit with finesse.
Wow we're getting all the Fedtards in here now :rocker2:

Welcome Pam :hug:

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:47 PM
:haha: every single one of your posts today has made me laugh. I've never heard anyone spout so much nonsense in all their life. Are you going to use the excuse that Roger wasn't at his best every time he loses to Nadal? Maybe there's a reason he doesn't play his best against Nadal ;)
Loss of focus, after getting slapped around by the likes of Moya and Blake, painfully obvious he's fraudulent off clay.

RonE
03-25-2006, 02:48 PM
Yes :)

I regret to inform you that the well has run dry for today- no more milk. Guess you will have to make do with the sausages :devil: ;)

RonE
03-25-2006, 02:49 PM
Wow we're getting all the Fedtards in here now :rocker2:

Welcome Pam :hug:

Indeed- all my sous-chefs are working overtime. I hope the supply of pork I ordered from the etlise will be enough for everyone here :scared:

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:50 PM
Loss of focus, after getting slapped around by the likes of Moya and Blake, painfully obvious he's fraudulent off clay.
So fraudulent that he's beaten Federer twice off clay and should've been 3/3 :hatoff:

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:50 PM
I regret to inform you that the well has run dry for today- no more milk. Guess you will have to make do with the sausages :devil: ;)
Can I have some duck instead? Not even I can defend Andy at the moment :sad:

*Ljubica*
03-25-2006, 02:51 PM
Indeed- all my sous-chefs are working overtime. I hope the supply of pork I ordered from the etlise will be enough for everyone here :scared:
As a vegetarian I will forego the feast - but it is fun to read this thread - thanks for the entertainment guys :)

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:51 PM
Indeed- all my sous-chefs are working overtime. I hope the supply of pork I ordered from the etlise will be enough for everyone here :scared:
Don't worry, Captain.

I think we'll be able to feed from that giant abomination that's Nadal's bum for the next 4 or 5 years to come.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:53 PM
Don't worry, Captain.

I think we'll be able to feed from that giant abomination that's Nadal's bum for the next 4 or 5 years to come.
You could feed off Roger's bum, it must be big considering the amount of people on here that have their penises in there :p

Athy
03-25-2006, 02:55 PM
He mostly wins due to errors from his opponents but that his gane so be it, just don't call it more exciting than Roger hitting winner after winner.

he can force errors by hitting amazing shots - have you even watched one of his matches without being completely biased behind your Federer-tinted glasses? :confused: Nadal doesn't have the same style as Federer but obviously Nadal is doing something right if he can win so much.

I guess I would be upset too, though, if my favorite player got thrashed by someone who has nothing notable about his game, is boring, blah blah blah. but I wouldn't start a thread about it because the fact that Federer, God of Tennis can lose to such a worthless tennis peon like Nadal is kind of embarrassing, isn't it? according to your logic, at least.

prima donna
03-25-2006, 02:55 PM
You could feed off Roger's bum, it must be big considering the amount of people on here that have their penises in there :p
Disgusting joke, not to mention the actual size of his bum wouldn't be relevant, more so referring to the actual hole, where waste is discharged and so forth.

stebs
03-25-2006, 02:56 PM
You could feed off Roger's bum, it must be big considering the amount of people on here that have their penises in there :p

Or maybe the penises are just small :eek: :o

stebs
03-25-2006, 02:57 PM
I guess I would be upset too, though, if my favorite player got thrashed by someone who has nothing notable about his game, is boring, blah blah blah. but I wouldn't start a thread about it because the fact that Federer, God of Tennis can lose to such a worthless tennis peon like Nadal is kind of embarrassing, isn't it? according to your logic, at least.

I agreed with your first point. Nadal really is an amazing player but I have to say if you think Nadal thrashed Federer you have no clue what you're talking about.

adee-gee
03-25-2006, 02:59 PM
Or maybe the penises are just small :eek: :o
:haha: very good point ;)

Athy
03-25-2006, 03:01 PM
I agreed with your first point. Nadal really is an amazing player but I have to say if you think Nadal thrashed Federer you have no clue what you're talking about.

it's called an exaggeration - sort of like what the Federer fans are doing with the criticism about Nadal. I don't believe Federer is the God of Tennis, either, just in case you got confused. :wavey:

stebs
03-25-2006, 03:05 PM
it's called an exaggeration - sort of like what the Federer fans are doing with the criticism about Nadal. I don't believe Federer is the God of Tennis, either, just in case you got confused. :wavey:

Federer fans? Uh-uh. I'm a Federer fan. :wavey:

Those you speak of are the worshipers of Federer. :p

Athy
03-25-2006, 03:10 PM
Federer fans? Uh-uh. I'm a Federer fan. :wavey:

Those you speak of are the worshipers of Federer. :p

I'm actually a Federer fan too, but I'm a realistic one. ;)

(and sorry, I didn't mean for that last comment to sound so bitchy, I'm apparently very angsty this morning!)

DrJules
03-25-2006, 04:19 PM
So fraudulent that he's beaten Federer twice off clay and should've been 3/3 :hatoff:

Actually if you checked the statistics Roger won more points than Rafael in sets 2,3,4 and 5. It was only in the first set Rafael won more points. Roger had numerous chances to win set 2 and possbily would then have won in 4 sets.

PamV
03-25-2006, 04:32 PM
Wow we're getting all the Fedtards in here now :rocker2:

Welcome Pam :hug:

Do you think it's possible Nadal just tanked the match with Moya? He actually hasn't gotten hurt much point wise by losing because he picked up points in IW getting to the SF. He hadn't played IW in 2005 so all that was gain. Now he will lose some points at Miami but overall it balances out for the most part. Maybe this early loss helps Nadal get ready to defend MC ?

prima donna
04-02-2006, 05:37 PM
http://it.geocities.com/pradagodlike/nadalinterview.wav

Seems like the boy wonder had something to say about Roger, it's never been found before, evidently comes from their Dubai matchup ... obviously after the festivities had concluded.

ClaycourtaZzZz.
04-02-2006, 05:44 PM
:haha: :cuckoo:

alfonsojose
04-27-2006, 03:56 PM
any pork ribs on clay season :devil: ?

prima donna
04-27-2006, 03:58 PM
any pork ribs on clay season :devil: ?
:rolleyes:

morningglory
04-27-2006, 04:21 PM
Pork is at a premium price come this season, then after RG the price drops by about twentyfold. Even lower ranked players can afford pork chops during the grass season.
:haha: :p

ChloeLove
04-27-2006, 04:32 PM
http://it.geocities.com/pradagodlike/nadalinterview.wav

Seems like the boy wonder had something to say about Roger, it's never been found before, evidently comes from their Dubai matchup ... obviously after the festivities had concluded.
:lol: What the . . . ? It makes absolutely no sense, but it's hillarious. It's not Nadal, but I still like it. Whatever it is . . . :rolleyes:

connectolove
04-27-2006, 04:46 PM
The pig is winnig again...his 44 win on clay and counting.

The Pro
04-28-2006, 12:53 PM
Pork is at a premium price come this season, then after RG the price drops by about twentyfold. Even lower ranked players can afford pork chops during the grass season.
:haha: :p

:mad:

:lol:

avocadoe
04-28-2006, 01:13 PM
LOL LOL LOL
of course it's Nadal

The Pro
04-28-2006, 01:30 PM
Just you all wait and see, the price of his tender meat will rise when he gets to QF Wimbledon. Then no-one will be able to purchase any for love of money...

FSRteam
04-28-2006, 01:34 PM
Just you all wait and see, the price of his tender meat will rise when he gets to QF Wimbledon. Then no-one will be able to purchase any for love of money...

:haha:

The Pro
04-28-2006, 01:41 PM
When, not if I tell you!

:silly:

FSRteam
04-28-2006, 01:44 PM
When, not if I tell you!

:silly:

In your wildest dreams mate!!! :haha:

morningglory
04-28-2006, 08:00 PM
well well well... shark almost devours pig... but twas on clay and sharks can't swin that well through the muck.... Great fighting spirit from the piggy tho! :yeah: And the price of pork continues to rise...

RonE
06-13-2006, 09:02 PM
*BUMP*

Grass season is upon us and the smell of pork chops is about to fill the air :devil:

Let's see who will get to do the honours http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/roasted_pig.gif

LaTenista
06-13-2006, 10:59 PM
*BUMP*

Grass season is upon us and the smell of pork chops is about to fill the air :devil:

Let's see who will get to do the honours http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/roasted_pig.gif

It must be getting at you Ron that Rafa hasn't lost a match since Miami. :p

Just think Fed has lost 3 times since then. :rolls:

RonE
06-16-2006, 03:47 PM
CCCC''MMMOOOOOOOONNNNNN LLEYTON!!! :banana:

Yes, it's true- Rafa did have to retire however officially this goes down as a roasting. Well done Lleyton for keeping the fight in that 2nd set and roasting the Pig for the FOURTH time :yeah:

Meanwhile, poor little Rafa is in hospital recovering from his unfortunate injury :devil:

http://www.ditnetwel.nl/wp/wp-content/images/99300.jpg

rofe
06-16-2006, 03:49 PM
:haha:

Dirk
06-16-2006, 03:50 PM
http://www.cooksrecipes.com/recipe_pork_pics/roast_pork_shoulder_caribbean-style.jpg


A NICE YUMMY PORK SHOULDER CUT. :lick: :drool:

How appropriate for dinner tonight. :devil:

mallorn
06-16-2006, 03:53 PM
This is low.

atheneglaukopis
06-16-2006, 03:55 PM
This is low.
Very low.