You know it's grass court season when...

Ivo Karlovic is on a 6-1 run :-D
Karlovic def. Gonzalez 6-3 7-6 :devil:

Next victim: Thomas Zib

... when good serves are actually service winners or aces and don't get slowed down by the surface for those who can't handle the faster conditions

... when offensive play is rewarded more

... when the loopsided 1-6 6-2 6-0 scores are being replaced by 7-6(5) 5-7 7-6(8) scorelines.

... when a break of serve actually means something

You know it's grass court season when:

1) The "Spanish Armada" has dwindled to the Three Amigos
2) Conchita Martinez stops eating her women and comes out to graze
3) There is an American past the 2nd round
4) There are more aces in a tournament than ass digs

4) There are more aces in a tournament than ass digs:haha::haha:

4) There are more aces in a tournament than ass digs
:haha: :haha:

You know it's grass court season when:

2) Conchita Martinez stops eating her women and comes out to graze

:worship: :worship:

3) There is an American past the 2nd round
:yeah:

When Spanish translators are made redundant.

.. when good serves are actually service winners or aces and don't get slowed down by the surface for those who can't handle the faster conditions

... when offensive play is rewarded more

... when the loopsided 1-6 6-2 6-0 scores are being replaced by 7-6(5) 5-7 7-6(8) scorelines.

... when a break of serve actually means something

Word.

Conchita Martinez stops eating her women and comes out to graze

LOL!

1. when the frustration comes along for fans due to the rain delays. they should speed up the construction of that retractable roof!

2. when a 130+ mph server actually has a chance to make it deep in the draw

3. when a player wins, he can't gloat too much on court because the loser has to awkwardly wait for him so that they can bow down together in front of the duchess

1. when 6-10 tall guy with great serve dont lose against 5-5 hobit witout serve

when somebody bitches more than the usual...ehemaratsafin...hehe...

When Roger trolls become even more idiotic?

It's a sad sad thing that I will be rooting for Roddick if they meet in the finals again. I had hoped it would never come to that.

It's a sad sad thing that I will be rooting for Roddick if they meet in the finals again. I had hoped it would never come to that.

I thought you appreciated quality tennis :shrug:

..............when I get home from work, find live tennis on the TV, and within 10 minutes I have turned it off, switched channels, or found a nice RED CLAY video to watch :devil:

... when only-claycourter like Puerta have no business and get owned

... when the probability for certain players to snob grass events is increasing consistently

When Roger trolls become even more idiotic?
This is an unlikely possibility.

You know it's grass court season when:

4) There are more aces in a tournament than ass digs
:lol: :haha: :rolls:

Tomas Zib doesn't have to be his next victim ;)

...when americans start to watch tennis again

- When you can describe an early round Hewitt massacre in one word.

- LOBBEDDASHITOUTTAHIM!!

When by Zualaga's name in Wimby official qualifying list it says "Not playing events on grass"

When by Zualaga's name in Wimby official qualifying list it says "Not playing events on grass"
You have a new username, don't you? I remember you posted here more than half a year ago the last time with a similiar username.

You have a new username, don't you? I remember you posted here more than half a year ago the last time with a similiar username.

Yes, that is me :D
Can't find the password for the old username, and the email I used for that one was long closed...

Then welcome back, I hope your baby (you had this avatar) is doing fine too :yeah:

Then welcome back, I hope your baby (you had this avatar) is doing fine too :yeah:

Wow, good memory :worship:

Thanks :D

Then welcome back, I hope your baby (you had this avatar) is doing fine too :yeah:

Geez, Neely. You've got such a good memory. :worship:

And welcome back, Yoel! :wavey:

Thank you ! :)

When polls concerning Croatian players start to flow in GM ;)

You know when you are on grass when that happens.