I didn't need to see Mariano Puerta's pubes yesterday. [Archive] - MensTennisForums.com

I didn't need to see Mariano Puerta's pubes yesterday.

SwissMister1
06-06-2005, 02:16 PM
But NBC decided to show the camera angle going right into his shorts yesterday as he was getting fixed up by the trainer. Of course, I'm probably the only one on MTF that feels this way.

Fumus
06-06-2005, 02:17 PM
Yea, I agree with you but, his pubes weren't the only thing you could see...ewww:eek:

Nikki♥
06-06-2005, 02:17 PM
I desperately needed to see them and Iīm happy Eurosport showed them too. I donīt remember myself writing them an email with this special request though.

Tennis Fool
06-06-2005, 02:19 PM
Ha ha, I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned before. I wonder how many housewives complained to the FCC. Watch NBC get fined :rolleyes:

Fumus
06-06-2005, 02:22 PM
Ha ha, I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned before. I wonder how many housewives complained to the FCC. Watch NBC get fined :rolleyes:

Even worse for the FCC is when Puerta ran to get a drop shot from Nadal he said "oohhh...Shiitt!!". Then NBC replayed it, lol, one of the commentators weas like "you can really hear him running, he starts grunting as soon as he moves". Then they replayed him running to the drop shot and you could here him clearly saying "ooooo....shiitt!!". hahhaa:lol:

SwissMister1
06-06-2005, 02:22 PM
Ha ha, I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned before. I wonder how many housewives complained to the FCC. Watch NBC get fined :rolleyes:

It would have been weirder if Mariano had the Janet Jackson-style Prince Albert covering the goods.

Fumus
06-06-2005, 02:25 PM
It would have been weirder if Mariano had the Janet Jackson-style Prince Albert covering the goods.

It would have been weirder if there was nothing there at all because his balls had shunken up from all the roids he was doing. :o

FrogBurger
06-06-2005, 02:26 PM
ok so what did you see? the whole package or what?

Action Jackson
06-06-2005, 02:29 PM
It would have been weirder if there was nothing there at all because his balls had shunken up from all the roids he was doing. :o

You wouldn't know from past experience with the juice would you? :)

Fumus
06-06-2005, 02:37 PM
You wouldn't know from past experience with the juice would you? :)

*really high pitch sqeaky voice* Not me

Action Jackson
06-06-2005, 02:38 PM
*really high pitch sqeaky voice* Not me

Back acne not a prob for you then.

Fumus
06-06-2005, 02:45 PM
Back acne not a prob for you then.

No, and neither is Gynecomastia.

Action Jackson
06-06-2005, 02:46 PM
No, and neither is Gynecomastia.

Just like I thought, you say your prayers and eat your vitamins.

Fumus
06-06-2005, 02:49 PM
Just like I thought, you say your prayers and eat your vitamins.

That's me, vitamins and vegetables.

Nikki♥
06-06-2005, 03:29 PM
Ha ha, I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned before. I wonder how many housewives complained to the FCC. Watch NBC get fined :rolleyes:

I think the "desperate housewives" wouldnīt complain about such a lovely sight. Itīs just the normal, prude ones who have a problem with genitals of men who are not their husbands.

Nikki♥
06-06-2005, 03:31 PM
ok so what did you see? the whole package or what?

A dick. :drool: I was so overwhelmed because I hadnīt seen one up close in a while.

Scotso
06-06-2005, 03:32 PM
I saw it... a little more than I wanted to see. Someone needs to get him a razor, btw.

alfonsojose
06-06-2005, 04:10 PM
I desperately needed to see them and Iīm happy Eurosport showed them too. I donīt remember myself writing them an email with this special request though.
Did they show his testicles later :awww: :sobbing: i just saw his legs and some pubs (i had to stop looking at him 'coz my mom was there . I'm horny but i can't have a hard-on in front of her :o )

alfonsojose
06-06-2005, 04:12 PM
I saw it... a little more than I wanted to see. Someone needs to get him a razor, btw.
i agree if u are a tennis pro, that area needs to be shaved. But not the legs and everything else.

Nikki♥
06-06-2005, 04:12 PM
Did they show his testicles later :awww: :sobbing: i just saw his legs and some pubs (i had to stop looking at him 'coz my mom was there . I'm horny but i can't have a hard-on in front of her :o )

They showed enough to get oneīs panties up in a bunch. ;)

alfonsojose
06-06-2005, 04:13 PM
Pics, pics. Don't be so mean and rude with this angel of the dark side :angel:

Nikki♥
06-06-2005, 04:15 PM
Pics, pics. Don't be so mean and rude with this angel of the dark side :angel:

Maybe someone who taped the match is willing to provide us with screen caps.

SwissMister1
06-06-2005, 04:18 PM
It is odd that the guy seems to be shaved or waxed on his legs, but has so much bush - you would think he would want to be more aerodynamic.

Alfonso, I just assumed you were the one working the camera.

SwissMister1
06-06-2005, 04:50 PM
Did they show his testicles later :awww: :sobbing: i just saw his legs and some pubs (i had to stop looking at him 'coz my mom was there . I'm horny but i can't have a hard-on in front of her :o )

How did your mom react to the strip show?

Tennisfan1981
06-06-2005, 04:59 PM
How exactly did the camera manage to get an obvious glimpse of Mariano's pubes and penis? How tragic that I missed this ...

alfonsojose
06-06-2005, 05:12 PM
How did your mom react to the strip show?
She didn't say a word. She's 60 but she's not dead. I'm pretty sure she enjoyed a young, big view she hasn't had in a while :lol: Where did u think i came from :devil: ;) ?

SwissMister1
06-06-2005, 05:14 PM
She didn't say a word. She's 60 but she's not dead. I'm pretty sure she enjoyed a young, big view she hasn't had in a while :lol: Where did u think i came from :devil: ;) ?

:lol: I can only imagine my mom's reaction if she saw that...

Fumus
06-06-2005, 05:15 PM
She didn't say a word. She's 60 but she's not dead. I'm pretty sure she enjoyed a young, big view she hasn't had in a while :lol: Where did u think i came from :devil: ;) ?

tube? adoption? immaculate conception?

Tennisfan1981
06-06-2005, 05:17 PM
When are we gonna get screen caps?

alfonsojose
06-06-2005, 05:18 PM
tube? adoption? immaculate conception?
:haha: :haha:

martinatreue
06-06-2005, 06:07 PM
I cannot believe I missed some hot dense pube bush and juicy cock and balls. :fiery: :sad:

Seleshfan
06-06-2005, 06:09 PM
I cannot believe I missed some hot dense pube bush and juicy cock and balls. :fiery: :sad:

Don't worry, Alfonsojose has promised to show us his.

David Kenzie
06-06-2005, 10:32 PM
This is what we saw on french TV, I suppose it's the same as you saw in the US.

Scotso
06-06-2005, 10:38 PM
No, we saw much more than that. Much, much more.

mandoura
06-06-2005, 10:50 PM
A dick. :drool: I was so overwhelmed because I hadnīt seen one up close in a while.

:lol:

mandoura
06-06-2005, 10:51 PM
No, we saw much more than that. Much, much more.

Absolutely. :lol:

Tennisfan1981
06-06-2005, 11:05 PM
I wonder if anyone will be able to post pics of Mariano's penis? Too bad I don't have a TiVo ... I could have seen this. :-(

heya
06-06-2005, 11:15 PM
Er, nice leg.
I've seen those from far away many times.
I don't need to stare at the leg up close.

Skyward
06-06-2005, 11:22 PM
Nothing special. The match had other, more noteable highlights. ;)

robinhood
06-06-2005, 11:24 PM
I don't believe this thread.
Shame on all of you!!
Considering what Puerta has been through, I suspect the last thing he wanted was expose himself in the biggest tennis match of his career.
We should all feel embarrassed and sorry for him and more worried about his groin injury!


Now where are those pictures!!

robinhood
06-06-2005, 11:26 PM
A dick. :drool: I was so overwhelmed because I hadnīt seen one up close in a while.

:haha:

alfonsojose
06-07-2005, 01:43 AM
This is what we saw on french TV, I suppose it's the same as you saw in the US.
thanks for the pics :hug:. But it seems it was more than that :sad: Anyone, post them. I'll promise a PM with naked pics of myself ;)

alfonsojose
06-07-2005, 01:52 AM
A dick. :drool: I was so overwhelmed because I hadnīt seen one up close in a while.
:awww: :hug: where's your boyfriend?

Nikki♥
06-07-2005, 06:00 AM
:lol: I can only imagine my mom's reaction if she saw that...

My mom was in the room when they showed it on TV but she wasnīt even paying attention. I guess she would have laughed.

Nikki♥
06-07-2005, 06:00 AM
:awww: :hug: where's your boyfriend?

He is currently in Argentina. :awww: :(

Nikki♥
06-07-2005, 06:03 AM
This is what we saw on french TV, I suppose it's the same as you saw in the US.

I canīt see anything, they showed a lot more on TV. :o

Tennisfan1981
06-07-2005, 06:20 AM
I wanna see screen caps so bad! Surely someone TiVo'ed this final. Come on.

Nikki♥
06-07-2005, 06:27 AM
I wanna see screen caps so bad! Surely someone TiVo'ed this final. Come on.

The selfish peeps donīt want to share their screen caps with us. I knew it. :rolleyes:

iliketennis
06-08-2005, 12:02 PM
BUMPIES!!!

I want some photographic evidence :drool:

deliveryman
06-08-2005, 12:07 PM
Sorry, once I saw that, I was too busy masturbating to record.

iliketennis
06-08-2005, 12:13 PM
Sorry, once I saw that, I was too busy masturbating to record.

:haha: That's understandable

tennisace
06-08-2005, 12:18 PM
I wanna see screen caps so bad! Surely someone TiVo'ed this final. Come on.

I have it tivo'd, but am techincally challenged so haven't the foggiest how to make a screen capture.

mhaufle
06-08-2005, 06:32 PM
wow, i'm dying to see this now. i can't believe i erased it from my dvr before i discovered this thread. :(

Tennis Fool
06-08-2005, 06:35 PM
wow, i'm dying to see this now. i can't believe i erased it from my dvr before i discovered this thread. :(
Ha! This is the post the finally got you to stop lurking :lol:

tangerine_dream
06-08-2005, 07:55 PM
Ha! This is the post the finally got you to stop lurking :lol:
Newbs for pubes!

Fumus
06-08-2005, 07:58 PM
Newbs for pubes!

How about Pubes for Noobs?

Alfonso, where are you when we need you?!

Seleshfan
06-08-2005, 08:00 PM
or nuevo for pelo

Daniel
06-10-2005, 02:40 AM
:lol:

ServeAlready81
06-10-2005, 06:40 AM
How big was he?

Nikki♥
06-10-2005, 09:08 AM
:lol:

:hearts: Your avatar. :hearts:

Junex
06-11-2005, 05:59 AM
bump for pix!!!

Billy Moonshine
06-11-2005, 10:48 AM
I dont think its true. If it was the pics woulda been here in 2 seconds flat.

~EMiLiTA~
06-11-2005, 12:13 PM
and i don't need to see pointless threads like this

Billy Moonshine
06-11-2005, 05:48 PM
Then dont read them Emelitia. Your attitude isnt wanted here.

tangerine_dream
06-11-2005, 05:51 PM
You dirty-minded heathens, there was no pubes shot in that first set. It was just a shadow from his shorts.

I would know because I watched it over and over again.

robinhood
06-11-2005, 06:20 PM
You dirty-minded heathens, there was no pubes shot in that first set. It was just a shadow from his shorts.

I would know because I watched it over and over again.

:lol:

Daniel
06-12-2005, 05:35 AM
:lol: :haha:

alfonsojose
06-27-2005, 01:14 AM
How about Pubes for Noobs?

Alfonso, where are you when we need you?!
What can i do? Too many selfish people here :mad: ;) Nobody wants to share the pube's pics :sad:

Dokicfan
06-28-2005, 05:17 AM
bump

alelysafina
06-28-2005, 06:12 AM
Selfish people! I want to see it though... I guess alfonso will have to do ;)

Iheartandy&roger
06-28-2005, 06:19 AM
:lol: :rolleyes: I seen that fine display on NBC....UGH:rolleyes: whatever..... dumbass NBC

Turkeyballs Paco
06-28-2005, 02:53 PM
You dirty-minded heathens, there was no pubes shot in that first set. It was just a shadow from his shorts.

I would know because I watched it over and over again.

Yeah, me too. No pubes that I could tell, just a little bit of right butt cheek, which was kind of nice.

:kiss:

alfonsojose
06-28-2005, 05:57 PM
anymore pubes :devil: ?