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Mountain crumbles, gag, choke

heya
05-30-2005, 06:33 AM
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Choke Festival is joyous!
We have the master of chokers: Andy Roddick
Join this dubious event!!!
Rebound ace, clay, slow, fast hard court + grass...you name it...let's choke!
*Stand by me* :music: :singer: :baby: :rain: :umbrella: :bigwave: :smoke:
:bounce: :woohoo: :drive: :scared: :crazy: :banana: :rocker: :aparty: :hysteric: :o :retard:
Blake, Mathieu, Clijsters, Nadal. Nalbandian, Verdasco... :devil:
Masters of Doom, Lords of Tears, Rain Pourers, Firestarters!!!

superpinkone37
05-30-2005, 08:17 AM
heya, I love you.

That is all.

:).

J. Corwin
05-30-2005, 09:05 AM
heya I hope you aren't taken already?! :drool:

Deboogle!.
05-30-2005, 03:11 PM
:haha: :haha:

zoltan83
05-30-2005, 03:17 PM
:spit: :haha: :worship: :haha:

Golfnduck
05-30-2005, 03:51 PM
:rolls: :haha:

snaillyyy
05-30-2005, 03:55 PM
:worship: :haha: :haha: :haha:

MisterQ
05-30-2005, 03:56 PM
I was expecting a thread about Pompeii... but this is even better! :cool:

BabyIrish
05-30-2005, 04:10 PM
:D

liptea
05-30-2005, 04:30 PM
I am mortally offended because that does not include the greatest of chokers. Where is my Mardy Fish?

surfpinky
05-30-2005, 05:06 PM
:haha:
:aparty:
Yes, where is Mardy? :lol:

tangerine_dream
05-30-2005, 05:27 PM
Don't forget to include Lindsay when she cruises to the final and then loses 1 and 0. :rolleyes:

PinkFeatherBoa
05-30-2005, 08:56 PM
No words.

Love you Heya!

guida
05-30-2005, 10:29 PM
Great, just great. :worship: :worship:

liptea
05-31-2005, 01:47 AM
:haha:
:aparty:
Yes, where is Mardy? :lol:

Hello, did you not hear? Mardy Fish is taking a tour of my pants thanks.

blosson
05-31-2005, 07:37 AM
Hello, did you not hear? Mardy Fish is taking a tour of my pants thanks.

oh is Carlos on holiday?

liptea
05-31-2005, 03:36 PM
oh is Carlos on holiday?

Hello, Carlos is busy trying to find his shoulder since he lost it.

Tytta!.
05-31-2005, 04:30 PM
oh is Carlos on holiday?

:spit: :haha: :rolls:

blosson
05-31-2005, 04:40 PM
Hello, Carlos is busy trying to find his shoulder since he lost it.

Oh yeah, I forgot the shoulder. And looking after baby andy roddick on the side...

heya
05-31-2005, 05:09 PM
Don't worry, Nadal will rescue Carlosssssss. :spit: :yippee:

blosson
05-31-2005, 08:14 PM
Carlos is transporting himself to Nadal...
Why they wear the exact same clothes [apart from the capris], same colour, same pattern, every time during the same tournament?

surfpinky
05-31-2005, 10:58 PM
:haha:
so, Rafael will soon be promoted to Lord Nadal? Or second in command...

liptea
06-01-2005, 03:08 AM
Carlos is transporting himself to Nadal...
Why they wear the exact same clothes [apart from the capris], same colour, same pattern, every time during the same tournament?

When Rafa and Carlos wear matching clothes, they're sending a signal to the world of their unity and pledge to each other.

MisterQ
06-01-2005, 03:18 AM
Hello, did you not hear? Mardy Fish is taking a tour of my pants thanks.

Is that a Fish in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? :tape:

blosson
06-01-2005, 07:37 AM
Is that a Fish in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? :tape:

Q, i think in this case you wouldn't be able to see the fish... :p

MissFairy
06-01-2005, 10:39 AM
Carlos is transporting himself to Nadal...
Why they wear the exact same clothes [apart from the capris], same colour, same pattern, every time during the same tournament?
If Lord Carlos decided to wear capris one sunny morning, i'd try try and demote him. Seriously.

Because
a) they look like you're wearing your little brothers hand-me-up's
b) They start to look really uncomfortable after an hour or so
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c) Hello, have you seen them? :o

liptea
06-01-2005, 08:07 PM
If Lord Carlos decided to wear capris one sunny morning, i'd try try and demote him. Seriously.

Because
a) they look like you're wearing your little brothers hand-me-up's
b) They start to look really uncomfortable after an hour or so
and
c) Hello, have you seen them? :o

:lol: THey look good on Rafa, I think. Mostly because it enhances his behind.

heya
06-05-2005, 09:54 AM
FEDERER, Roger (SUI/1) v SODERLING, Robin (SWE)
YOUZHNY, Mikhail (RUS) v MAYER, Florian (GER)
LLODRA, Michael (FRA) v Qualifer
KOHLSCHREIBER, Philipp (GER) v JOHANSSON, Joachim (SWE/6)

NADAL, Rafael (ESP/3) v WASKE, Alexander (GER/WC)
Qualifier v FERRERO, Juan Carlos (ESP/WC)
MELZER, Jürgen (AUT) v MARTIN, Alberto (ESP)
NOVAK, Jiri (CZE) v HAAS, Tommy (GER/7)

NALBANDIAN, David (ARG/5) v SCHÜTTLER, Rainer (GER)
ROCHUS, Christophe (BEL) v Qualifer
KIEFER, Nicolas (GER) v Qualifer
VERDASCO, Fernando (ESP) v CANAS, Guillermo (ARG/4) :o

LOPEZ, Feliciano (ESP/8) v CARLSEN, Kenneth (DEN)
SAULNIER, Cyril (FRA) v ROCHUS, Olivier (BEL)
PAVEL, Andrei (ROM) v SANTORO, Fabrice (FRA)
POPP, Alexander (GER/WC) v SAFIN

Who will go down in Halle?! :devil: