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I personally invite Richard Gasquet to...

martinatreue
05-25-2005, 01:45 PM
sit on my face after a long match. :o


GOD!!!!!! He is such a hottie!!! :o :) :drool:

SanTaureau Fan
05-25-2005, 01:47 PM
I'll share his ass with you :p

martinatreue
05-25-2005, 01:49 PM
There is enough there for both but I get first servings and seconds too. :p

Billy Moonshine
05-25-2005, 01:50 PM
Yes he's a cutie, hope he gets to round 3 and beats Nadal

lucashg
05-25-2005, 01:50 PM
:lol:
He's good-looking. Will he ever grow some muscles a la Nadal? Not too much, but he can really get better. She should also play without his cap, his hair looks great (though it's the type that would look all messy after a couple of points).

mandoura
05-25-2005, 01:51 PM
Hope he gets to third round to get beaten by Nadal. :p ;)

martinatreue
05-25-2005, 01:53 PM
:lol:
He's good-looking. Will he ever grow some muscles a la Nadal? Not too much, but he can really get better. She should also play without his cap, his hair looks great (though it's the type that would look all messy after a couple of points).


Nadal is a better player RIGHT NOW and may be mentally tougher but in the looks department, Gasquet is a Mercedes whereas Nadal is a Ford Focus. :o

mandoura
05-25-2005, 01:56 PM
Nadal is a better player RIGHT NOW and may be mentally tougher but in the looks department, Gasquet is a Mercedes whereas Nadal is a Ford Focus. :o

No way :lol: .

lucashg
05-25-2005, 01:59 PM
Nadal is a better player RIGHT NOW and may be mentally tougher but in the looks department, Gasquet is a Mercedes whereas Nadal is a Ford Focus. :o

Nadal is cute when he wants and has a good body, though it looks too muscled for him. I'd give Nadal more than a Ford Focus, but he certainly is no Mercedes compared to Gasquet. Both are charismatic (sp?) which leads to a certain charming personality, but I'd consider Nadal off-court because he's too pumped on-court for my tastes.

FrogBurger
05-25-2005, 02:10 PM
is that what theyre doing now? i thought only a girl could sit on a face?

martinatreue
05-25-2005, 02:19 PM
is that what theyre doing now? i thought only a girl could sit on a face?

you thought wrong. :rolleyes:

FrogBurger
05-25-2005, 02:25 PM
people eat each other bums, or am i misunderstanding?

RogerRocks
05-25-2005, 02:29 PM
but in the looks department, Gasquet is a Mercedes

still that's not a Ferrari :p

martinatreue
05-25-2005, 02:54 PM
people eat each other bums, or am i misunderstanding?

i love to eat ass. of course, only clean ass. :drool:

onewoman74
05-25-2005, 03:10 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Kristen
05-25-2005, 03:48 PM
:haha: :eek: at this thread!

SwissMister1
05-25-2005, 03:51 PM
I didn't know what to expect when I clicked on this link, but I didn't think it would be the first anallingus thread of Roland Garros 2005.

Nikki♥
05-25-2005, 03:53 PM
Interesting thread, best one that Ive seen in a while. I love such discussions about asses and so on.

Nikki♥
05-25-2005, 03:54 PM
@ the creator of this thread

Do you just want him to sit on your face because his ass is so amazingly hot or do you find him hot in general?

MisterQ
05-25-2005, 03:56 PM
Hip hip, hooray,
I have finally seen Gasquet! :banana:


or, as a friend of mine would say:

I do not regret
Having seen Gasquet. ;)

silverwhite
05-25-2005, 04:01 PM
Hip hip, hooray,
I have finally seen Gasquet! :banana:


or, as a friend of mine would say:

I do not regret
Having seen Gasquet. ;)

It doesn't rhyme. :p

MisterQ
05-25-2005, 04:05 PM
It doesn't rhyme. :p

It does when she says it. ;)

Nikki♥
05-25-2005, 04:05 PM
It doesn't rhyme. :p

It depends on how you pronounce it. The way I (I know Im a dumbass) pronounce Gasquet it rhymes.

budz
05-25-2005, 04:14 PM
i love to eat ass. of course, only clean ass. :drool:
Hate to break it to you. but no ass is clean enough to eat! Why dont you just grab his ass with your hands while you eat his hotdog.

Nikki♥
05-25-2005, 04:18 PM
Hate to break it to you. but no ass is clean enough to eat! Why dont you just grab his ass with your hands while you eat his hotdog.

Oh my f*cking holy gosh. :devil: :haha:

buddyholly
05-25-2005, 04:25 PM
There is a young girl (?) on this board
Who puts Richard ahead of the horde
She longs for the ass
Of delicious Gas-
quet, - but I'd be totally bored!

buddyholly
05-25-2005, 04:33 PM
I'd much prefer Rafa Nadal
Pressed flat with his face to da wall
He's the king of rear ends
I'd invite all my friends
There'd be nothin' wasted at all.

tinuviel_estel
05-25-2005, 04:49 PM
:haha: :haha:nice one buddyholly ;)

V-MAC
05-25-2005, 05:12 PM
:o :eek: and I thought wta world website was bad enough for smutty threads, this tops the lot.

lucashg
05-25-2005, 05:43 PM
:o :eek: and I thought wta world website was bad enough for smutty threads, this tops the lot.

:lol:

Yep, pretty revolutionary thread for MTF standards. And it wasn't even Alfonso! :eek: :p


BTW, I prefer Gasquet's ass than Nadal's. :angel:

savesthedizzle
05-25-2005, 05:47 PM
I don't know what it is, but I do not find Gasquet to be half as attractive as Nadal. Nadal's ass is perfection. :inlove:

silverwhite
05-25-2005, 05:49 PM
:lol:

Yep, pretty revolutionary thread for MTF standards. And it wasn't even Alfonso! :eek: :p


BTW, I prefer Gasquet's ass than Nadal's. :angel:

Oh, he'll find his way here soon enough. :lol:

Angle Queen
05-25-2005, 05:53 PM
Y'all need to take this discussion somewhere else (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=22330). :angel:

Nikki♥
05-25-2005, 05:56 PM
Yep, pretty revolutionary thread for MTF standards. And it wasn't even Alfonso! :eek: :p



Alfonso, you are missing in here.

PaulieM
05-25-2005, 05:59 PM
<----- this is the ass that i want to grab! :inlove:

Aleksa's Laydee
05-25-2005, 06:09 PM
hes gorgeous ;)

buddyholly
05-25-2005, 06:13 PM
:o :eek: and I thought wta world website was bad enough for smutty threads, this tops the lot.

You obviously have not looked around much in here.

alfonsojose
05-25-2005, 06:29 PM
Alfonso, you are missing in here.
Hi, everyone :devil: I was cleaning Richard's ass. He ate tons of pizza yesterday :drool: :spit: Now you can proceed safely :angel:

alfonsojose
05-25-2005, 06:30 PM
You obviously have not looked around much in here.
:yeah: :devil:

buddyholly
05-25-2005, 06:34 PM
Hi, everyone :devil: I was cleaning Richard's ass. He ate tons of pizza yesterday :drool: :spit: Now you can proceed safely :angel:

Do you have a thread sensor or something? You always show up only minutes after you are called.

alfonsojose
05-25-2005, 06:35 PM
Do you have a thread sensor or something? You always show up only minutes after you are called.
u have no idea where the "sensor" is ;) It's imposible for me to ignore the signal :o :aplot:

*julie*
05-25-2005, 06:43 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/lili979/DSC00647.jpg

TennisLurker
05-25-2005, 06:46 PM
a clean ass doesnt exist, and relatively clean isnt clean enough.

alfonsojose
05-25-2005, 06:50 PM
sit on my face after a long match. :o


GOD!!!!!! He is such a hottie!!! :o :) :drool:
The bets thread in months :worship: ESPN should broadcast this. Who cares about Nadal vs. Gasquet ;) . Richard's butt wins :yeah:

buddyholly
05-25-2005, 06:51 PM
u have no idea where the "sensor" is ;) It's imposible for me to ignore the signal :o :aplot:

Let me think about it!

alfonsojose
05-25-2005, 06:52 PM
a clean ass doesnt exist, and relatively clean isnt clean enough.
A clean penis neither. Who wants a tasteless one :shrug: :drool: ?

tinuviel_estel
05-25-2005, 07:48 PM
:eek: WARNING THIS THREAD IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED :eek:

buddyholly
05-25-2005, 07:53 PM
TOO LATE! I JUST FAINTED.

Well, actually it was because Milan scored in 52 seconds.

buddyholly
05-25-2005, 07:56 PM
A clean penis neither. Who wants a tasteless one :shrug: :drool: ?

So this must be a clean thread then. It certainly IS tasteless! :o

tinuviel_estel
05-25-2005, 07:58 PM
So this must be a clean thread then. It certainly IS tasteless! :o
:haha: :haha: :haha:

martinatreue
05-25-2005, 07:59 PM
Well as long as it's as clean as possible and smells pretty fresh, that's good enough. :o

mitalidas
05-25-2005, 08:07 PM
this seems like the MTF as become MPF (men's pennis, i mean penis, forum)

alfonsojose
05-25-2005, 08:21 PM
Me Trying Fisting :drool:

tinuviel_estel
05-25-2005, 08:25 PM
Me Trying Fisting :drool:

and you call your self Alfonsus XVI, the new pope :o ;)

Chloe le Bopper
05-25-2005, 08:55 PM
Ugh. And I thought it was crude when I posted pictures of Nadal's ass.

mitalidas
05-25-2005, 09:07 PM
and you call your self Alfonsus XVI, the new pope :o ;)
as we know now, the Catholic church is not above turning a blind eye to the clergy having sex ;)

Marine
05-25-2005, 09:16 PM
Personly I love Richard but I don't think he's cute !

tennisgirl19
05-25-2005, 09:18 PM
Richard :drool: :inlove: :hearts: :bowdown: :worship:

Pretty much sums up my feelings on him and his ass. (Nadal has a nice round ass also :wavey: )

jayrhum
05-25-2005, 09:20 PM
Personly I love Richard but I don't think he's cute !Maybe yep, but with his butt on your face as suggested by martinatreue, you won't have the occasion to meet his face...so no problem!! :)

tinuviel_estel
05-25-2005, 09:23 PM
Maybe yep, but with his butt on your face as suggested by martinatreue, you won't have the occasion to meet his face...so no problem!! :)
:haha: :haha: good one jayrhum

Marine
05-25-2005, 09:25 PM
Maybe yep, but with his butt on your face as suggested by martinatreue, you won't have the occasion to meet his face...so no problem!! :)

Vu comme a :lol:

*julie*
05-25-2005, 09:30 PM
Maybe yep, but with his butt on your face as suggested by martinatreue, you won't have the occasion to meet his face...so no problem!! :)
:haha:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/lili979/DSC00647.jpg

jayrhum
05-25-2005, 09:36 PM
Ok it's decided: on friday, I'll keep an eye on the match and another on the crowd to find a girl with a "Richard, Sit on my face" t-shirt...

tennisgirl19
05-25-2005, 09:38 PM
Wow, that ass!!! No words....

YoursTruly
05-25-2005, 09:52 PM
i love to eat ass. of course, only clean ass. :drool:

Now that's something that doesn't pop up in a typical conversation!

YoursTruly
05-25-2005, 09:53 PM
:haha:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/lili979/DSC00647.jpg

Okay you guys are ASS STALKERS

Turkeyballs Paco
05-25-2005, 11:39 PM
ewwww.... ok, kids. time for a spanking...

blosson
05-26-2005, 12:02 AM
:lol: nice bedtime reading thread :lol:

BmxBandit
05-26-2005, 12:13 AM
Rimming is actually pretty common during sexual act...nothing wrong with it :)

buddyholly
05-26-2005, 02:01 AM
Me Trying Fisting :drool:

any pics?

martinatreue
05-26-2005, 06:18 AM
Ok it's decided: on friday, I'll keep an eye on the match and another on the crowd to find a girl with a "Richard, Sit on my face" t-shirt...


Look for me instead. I have a beard, muscular body and large penis. :D

Nikki♥
05-26-2005, 07:35 AM
Hi, everyone :devil: I was cleaning Richard's ass. He ate tons of pizza yesterday :drool: :spit: Now you can proceed safely :angel:

Ah, now I know what took you so long to show up here.

Nikki♥
05-26-2005, 07:38 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/lili979/DSC00647.jpg

OMG, where did you get this picture? Its of me and Richard. Hes on top of me and...Im a very skinny girl thats why you cant see me in it. :o

Hes the only men who is actually allowed on top of me, usually Im the one who likes to ride the ponies. ;)

Chloe le Bopper
05-26-2005, 07:46 AM
:o

Mimi
05-26-2005, 07:49 AM
sorry, don't find him attractive, his face is full of pimples and no shoulder :p

Chloe le Bopper
05-26-2005, 07:52 AM
sorry, don't find him attractive, his face is full of pimples and no shoulder :p
Did *I* write that? :p

Nikki♥
05-26-2005, 08:02 AM
sorry, don't find him attractive, his face is full of pimples and no shoulder :p

Hes still young, with a proper acne treatment he will be rid of the pimples soon.

Nikki♥
05-26-2005, 08:04 AM
Look for me instead. I have a beard, muscular body and large penis. :D

You are not planning on showing your penis live on TV during the match?!?!?!?! :bolt:

Chloe le Bopper
05-26-2005, 08:17 AM
Hes still young, with a proper acne treatment he will be rid of the pimples soon.
This is true.

mandoura
05-26-2005, 08:35 AM
<----- this is the ass that i want to grab! :inlove:

Great taste girl. :yeah:

Blake and Nadal aren't far behind though. I know you will agree on at least one. ;)

mandoura
05-26-2005, 08:43 AM
sorry, don't find him attractive, his face is full of pimples and no shoulder :p

And may I add a "long" face.

I like him but no way he can compare with Rafa, in all departments. :inlove:

But then again, without the differences in taste, marketing as we know it will to exist. :rolleyes:

connectolove
05-26-2005, 08:53 AM
If Richard Gasquest sits on my face, I'll sue him!

Now, Nadal is a different story, I'll sit on his face bc his bum is waaay too big.

Richard is cute but Nadal is the man I'd have a super-baby with.

mandoura
05-26-2005, 08:55 AM
If Richard Gasquest sits on my face, I'll sue him!

Now, Nadal is a different story, I'll sit on his face bc his bum is waaay too big.

Richard is cute but Nadal is the man I'd have a super-baby with.

:yeah: ;)

Mimi
05-26-2005, 09:03 AM
oh god, you are too funny :D:D and i agree with you, nadal has such a cutie baby face :D
If Richard Gasquest sits on my face, I'll sue him!

Now, Nadal is a different story, I'll sit on his face bc his bum is waaay too big.

Richard is cute but Nadal is the man I'd have a super-baby with.

Mimi
05-26-2005, 09:05 AM
honestly nadal is not very handsome and goregous but that baby cute face is just too lovely :worship:

whats more, Gasquet has a long body but short legs :devil:
And may I add a "long" face.

I like him but no way he can compare with Rafa, in all departments. :inlove:

But then again, without the differences in taste, marketing as we know it will to exist. :rolleyes:

mandoura
05-26-2005, 09:13 AM
honestly nadal is not very handsome and goregous but that baby cute face is just too lovely :worship:

whats more, Gasquet has a long body but short legs :devil:

Yes this too. I think he needs to be stretched or something. ;)

CooCooCachoo
05-26-2005, 09:14 AM
:retard:

Nikki♥
05-26-2005, 12:51 PM
If Richard Gasquest sits on my face, I'll sue him!


If someone broke my nose while sitting on my face Id sue him too. :angel:

Adman
05-26-2005, 12:51 PM
Gasquets backhand is like poetry in motion.

Nikki♥
05-26-2005, 12:52 PM
I think he needs to be stretched or something. ;)

It would be a real pleasure for me to take care of that.

Ten_Isse_Fan
05-26-2005, 01:23 PM
He is very hot and very gorgeous ;) And looks kinda shy too, which is always fun and very cute. And he has the cutest accent when he speaks English, but even more when he speaks French :drool:

alfonsojose
05-26-2005, 02:41 PM
sorry, don't find him attractive, his face is full of pimples and no shoulder :p
Well, Rafa Pocahontas' face and swollen left arm are even worse :spit: :scared:

martinatreue
05-26-2005, 04:51 PM
Well, Rafa Pocahontas' face and swollen left arm are even worse :spit: :scared:

omg :haha: a Pocahontas. :wavey:

Chloe le Bopper
05-26-2005, 05:42 PM
Well, Rafa Pocahontas' face and swollen left arm are even worse :spit: :scared:
You know, there really probably are more appropriate ways to shoot down his looks than to compare him to a Native American Disney character.

TennisLurker
05-26-2005, 06:02 PM
people call volandri Dumbo

TennisLurker
05-26-2005, 06:02 PM
they are both ugly kids, but rafa has impressive guns

alfonsojose
05-26-2005, 06:45 PM
You know, there really probably are more appropriate ways to shoot down his looks than to compare him to a Native American Disney character.
:confused: What's wrong with disney characters?

Nikki♥
05-26-2005, 06:50 PM
people call volandri Dumbo

Dumbo :hearts: is cute.

CooCooCachoo
05-26-2005, 06:57 PM
God, some posters make it seem as if the ATP Tour is a peep show circus moving around the world :rolleyes:

alfonsojose
05-26-2005, 06:59 PM
God, some posters make it seem as if the ATP Tour is a peep show circus moving around the world :rolleyes:
:awww: is wtahell.com still down :wavey: ?

Nikki♥
05-26-2005, 07:04 PM
God, some posters make it seem as if the ATP Tour is a peep show circus moving around the world :rolleyes:

:haha:

Chloe le Bopper
05-27-2005, 05:33 AM
God, some posters make it seem as if the ATP Tour is a peep show circus moving around the world :rolleyes:
You mean to tell me that it's not?

binkygirl
05-27-2005, 06:51 AM
God, some posters make it seem as if the ATP Tour is a peep show circus moving around the world :rolleyes:


Lol. This thread is too funny.

azinna
05-27-2005, 01:46 PM
Goodness. Such scandalousness.

Need to go wash my eyes.......

alfonsojose
06-07-2005, 03:37 AM
I think Nadal looks more like Lilo :lol:

alfonsojose
06-07-2005, 03:57 AM
Rafa looks more like Lilo from "Lilo and Stich" :lol:

Seleshfan
06-07-2005, 04:02 AM
I think he looks most like Mowgli from the Jungle Book, and his uncle looks like Baloo.

Nikki♥
06-07-2005, 07:04 AM
Baloo :dance:

Nikki♥
06-07-2005, 07:06 AM
Did anyone get the chance to have Gasquet sitting on his or her face during the French Open? If so, please post pictures and stories. I want to know all the juicy tidbits. Thanks in advance.

robinhood
06-07-2005, 07:21 AM
Rafa looks more like Lilo from "Lilo and Stich" :lol:
I think he looks most like Mowgli from the Jungle Book, and his uncle looks like Baloo.

They are so true! :lol:

Nikki♥
06-07-2005, 11:42 AM
Rafa looks more like Lilo from "Lilo and Stich" :lol:

If Rafa is Lilo, who is Stitch?

silverwhite
06-07-2005, 11:46 AM
If Rafa is Lilo, who is Stitch?

Sveta :drool:

Nikki♥
06-07-2005, 12:10 PM
Sveta :drool:

I wont comment on this one because its not too hard to see that Stitch is an animal and I promised GWH to stop mentioning Sveta and animals of any kind in the same sentence.

silverwhite
06-07-2005, 12:12 PM
I wont comment on this one because its not too hard to see that Stitch is an animal and I promised GWH to stop mentioning Sveta and animals of any kind in the same sentence.

Stitch is cute. Like Sveta. :angel:

Nikki♥
06-07-2005, 12:12 PM
Oops, I did it again.

Nikki♥
06-07-2005, 12:13 PM
Stitch is cute. Like Sveta. :angel:

Okay, I will be quiet from now on. :angel: