The Joaquin Appreciation Thread #1 [Archive] - MensTennisForums.com

The Joaquin Appreciation Thread #1

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willie
05-11-2005, 11:00 PM
im so stupid, i dont know how to change my avatar, somebody can help me? :angel:

jayrhum
05-11-2005, 11:03 PM
It's also possible that it will appear soon...:)

or maybe not... :rolleyes:

willie
05-11-2005, 11:27 PM
it appeared, thanks:)

jayrhum
05-11-2005, 11:32 PM
Well if it's to show Coria mate, maybe it would have been better to not appear :lol:;)

willie
05-12-2005, 12:01 AM
Well if it's to show Coria mate, maybe it would have been better to not appear :lol:;)

:haha:, dont be bad with guille after the final he lost the other day. :)

jayrhum
05-12-2005, 12:41 AM
Yep, it was a great match.

Do you think we can reach the "chat" status only by ourselves? :lol:

willie
05-12-2005, 01:11 AM
Yep, why not;)

bad gambler
05-12-2005, 03:48 AM
im up for this thread going to chat status

justClaudia
05-12-2005, 10:26 AM
Can I join you guys???

I can make a big diference...we'll reach the chat threads in no time :rocker2:

Besides there's so much to say about Coria.. :umbrella:

jayrhum
05-12-2005, 08:28 PM
Everybody's welcome here :)

But if we talk about Coria, I'm not gonna be very talkative and gentle I guess...:lol:

jayrhum
05-12-2005, 09:26 PM
And if Jackie says so... :worship:
I think I'm in the good thread to ask how can i change my av... :devil:
Is it gonna appear soon? :confused:
Suspense......... :lol:

jackieglover
05-12-2005, 09:41 PM
change ur avatar to a movie villain! :p

jayrhum
05-12-2005, 09:50 PM
Yes Master, I will stay on Kitano but switch from http://www.sonyclassics.com/kikujiro/stillsandclips/images/sunflower-photo.jpg to http://www.4saltialcinema.com/qs/foto/Redazionali/News/takeshi_kitano2.jpg

jackieglover
05-13-2005, 04:19 PM
good morning all :wavey: :haha: What a thread (the title of this thread should never be edited :p )

Corinna
05-13-2005, 04:25 PM
guille :woohoo:

willie your avy is :cool:

jayrhum
05-13-2005, 05:37 PM
Poached Salmon with Vegetables

Preparation Time: 10 mins
Cooking Time: 25 mins

Ingredients:
1 tablespoon olive oil
2 medium zucchini, cut into long, thin strips
2 medium carrots, peeled and cut into long, thin strips
1/2 cup (about 2 large) shallots, thinly sliced
2 clove garlic, finely chopped
1/2 cup dry white wine or orange juice
1/2 cup water
3 tablespoons CROSSE & BLACKWELL® Orange Marmalade
1 teaspoon MAGGI® Instant Chicken Bouillon
1/2 teaspoon ground white pepper
4 (4 ounces each) skinless salmon fillets
1 tablespoon butter or margarine
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley

Directions: HEAT oil in large, nonstick skillet. Add zucchini, carrots, shallots and garlic; cook, stirring frequently, until vegetables are crisp-tender. Remove vegetables to large platter; keep warm. BOIL wine, water, marmalade, bouillon and pepper in skillet. Reduce heat to medium. Add salmon; cover. Poach for 8 to 10 minutes or until salmon flakes easily when tested with a fork. Remove salmon to platter with vegetables; keep warm. ADD butter to cooking liquid; reduce heat to medium-low. Cook, stirring occasionally, until liquid has thickened slightly. Pour sauce over salmon and vegetables. Sprinkle with parsley.

Shopping List:
olive oil
2 medium zucchini
2 medium carrots
2 large shallots
1 garlic
dry white wine or orange juice
1 jar CROSSE & BLACKWELL¨ Orange Marmalade
1 teaspoon MAGGI® Instant Chicken Bouillon
ground white pepper
4 (4 ounces each) skinless salmon fillets
butter or margarine
1 bunch fresh parsley


Coria is my hero :spit:

jayrhum
05-13-2005, 05:39 PM
ALLEZ RICHARD!!!!

jayrhum
05-13-2005, 06:38 PM
That was brilliant tennis again richard... :worship:

jayrhum
05-14-2005, 06:29 PM
willie, I can tell you're not helping my friend :lol:

jackieglover
05-14-2005, 08:31 PM
Hello today :wavey:

Aurora
05-14-2005, 09:25 PM
my neck is hurting

jayrhum
05-14-2005, 09:34 PM
Hello today :wavey:
:D ;)

my neck is hurting
Well you're in the right place... I'm a massage master.
If you have troubles changing your avatar too, this is here too...even if for the moment, our specialist willie is in a congress about avatars precisely.

jayrhum
05-15-2005, 08:20 PM
I voted Garfield :lol:

Avatar's substitution in progress... :lol:
I think everybody should come here and ask a permission before changing avatar. :lol:

jayrhum
05-15-2005, 08:47 PM
http://www.edinburgh.uk.emb-japan.go.jp/images/kikujiro.jpg

Still Kitano in one of my fav movies ever.... :worship: :)

justClaudia
05-15-2005, 10:24 PM
This is not a chat thread yet???

Ohhh common ppl this one here deserves to be there ... :lol: :lol:

jackieglover
05-15-2005, 11:37 PM
:yeah:

bad gambler
05-15-2005, 11:38 PM
i voted for garfield :cool:

jackieglover
05-15-2005, 11:39 PM
i voted for garfield :cool:

i voted for snoopy :nerner:

bad gambler
05-15-2005, 11:43 PM
i voted for snoopy :nerner:

I just faded the public :D

jackieglover
05-15-2005, 11:47 PM
I just faded the public :D

I like ice cream cake :haha:

Becarina
05-16-2005, 05:09 AM
I ate a bug once...

Becarina
05-16-2005, 05:51 AM
you can also drink soda from the can

Becarina
05-16-2005, 07:22 AM
monkeys DONT really fly out of peoples butts!!!!!!!

jayrhum
05-16-2005, 10:05 AM
What the hell is going on here??? :eek: :lol:

This is supposed to be a thread for avatars assistance... ;)
BTW, when will Coria be rewarded by the Stefan Edberg award. People are not serious giving it to guys like Federer.

VIVAAAAAA coria!

PS: willie's hiding cause he knows he has created a monster with this thread...

justClaudia
05-16-2005, 04:00 PM
And the monster is getting bigger!!

Let him grow..me loves monsters..

Becarina
05-16-2005, 05:38 PM
poeple who live in glass houses should get curtains

Becarina
05-16-2005, 05:45 PM
you should always wash behind your ears

Becarina
05-16-2005, 05:53 PM
dont eat yellow snow

Becarina
05-16-2005, 06:02 PM
smells like teen spirit..

Becarina
05-16-2005, 06:18 PM
but playing with rats is! :woohoo:

Becarina
05-16-2005, 06:52 PM
you may not want to watch this as graphic details follow

jayrhum
05-16-2005, 07:28 PM
:topic:
:haha: OMG this one was good!!!! :haha:
What's the topic actually? :lol:

Becarina
05-16-2005, 11:15 PM
a man cannot live on porn alone

willie
05-16-2005, 11:34 PM
wow, this thread has changed alot since the last time i enter here, and the topic of the thread too...

Becarina
05-17-2005, 01:11 AM
when you are driving, you should keep your hands on the wheel at all times

bad gambler
05-17-2005, 01:41 AM
:shrug: to this thread

bad gambler
05-17-2005, 06:37 AM
BG is cool :cool:

mandoura
05-17-2005, 06:51 AM
Save water. Shower with your partner.

jayrhum
05-17-2005, 11:40 AM
This thread is a mess :lol:

*Elsie*
05-17-2005, 11:55 AM
I know the wind swept mytical air
it means : I would like to see your underwear

Morrissey, 'Miserable Lie'

jayrhum
05-17-2005, 11:59 AM
Every morning, I get up
It means : Every morning, I get up

Steeve Estatof, 'Moi, Steeve'

*Elsie*
05-17-2005, 12:10 PM
Every morning, I get up
It means : Every morning, I get up

Steeve Estatof, 'Moi, Steeve'
:devil: You are looking for trouble my friend?

jayrhum
05-17-2005, 12:27 PM
:p

Becarina
05-17-2005, 12:33 PM
when flies are surrounding you, it is probably time to take a shower

bad gambler
05-17-2005, 12:35 PM
if if's and but's are candy and nuts the whole world would have a merry christmas

jayrhum
05-17-2005, 12:37 PM
In france, we say:
"With some if's, we could put Paris in a bottle" :)

Becarina
05-17-2005, 01:14 PM
always wear safety goggles when using power tools

Becarina
05-17-2005, 04:08 PM
safe sex is always the best way to go

jayrhum
05-17-2005, 04:54 PM
500th post

Becarina
05-17-2005, 04:58 PM
500th post

:banana:

Becarina
05-17-2005, 04:58 PM
I ate a granola bar :banana:

Becarina
05-17-2005, 05:07 PM
Monsters dont really hide in your closet or under your bed

justClaudia
05-17-2005, 05:29 PM
:bounce:ing at the best thead ever.

Becarina
05-17-2005, 05:30 PM
:yeah:

I like the UPS man more then the FEDEX man :wavey:

justClaudia
05-17-2005, 05:32 PM
I like bananas.

Becarina
05-17-2005, 05:38 PM
an apple a day will keep the doctor away

justClaudia
05-17-2005, 05:46 PM
I never eat a banana.

Becarina
05-17-2005, 05:53 PM
yeehaw little dogie

justClaudia
05-17-2005, 05:58 PM
I want to go naked outside.

justClaudia
05-17-2005, 06:08 PM
Off... to eat a banana for the first time ever.

mandoura
05-17-2005, 08:04 PM
Citrus Gatorade looks like urine, but doesn't taste like it.

Should it be taken piss-warm or on-the-rocks?

mandoura
05-17-2005, 08:13 PM
:haha: Citrus gatorade tastes delicious with melted Snickers bars :lol:

I see, the peanuts replacing kidney-stones.

Becarina
05-17-2005, 08:53 PM
snapple is made from the best stuff on earth

jayrhum
05-17-2005, 09:07 PM
http://www.deanmarkley.com/images/EndArtists/NeilYoung.jpg

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

Becarina
05-17-2005, 09:15 PM
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Becarina
05-17-2005, 09:17 PM
beauty is in the eye of the beholder

mandoura
05-17-2005, 09:44 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Actors/VincentPereztalk.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Actors/VincentPerez1.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Actors/VincentPerez2.jpg

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :worship: :worship: :worship:

Becarina
05-17-2005, 10:27 PM
if you swallow a watermelon seed you will NOT get pregnant with little watermelons :eek:

MissMoJo
05-17-2005, 10:40 PM
wisdom teeth :mad: Other teeth :hearts:

mandoura
05-17-2005, 11:34 PM
Birds of feather flocks together.

Becarina
05-18-2005, 01:08 AM
you have nothing to fear but fear itself

Denaon
05-18-2005, 01:16 AM
Don't eat your earwax. Throw away those Q-Tips.
:eek: :lol: yuck!

mandoura
05-18-2005, 01:20 AM
Don't eat your earwax. Throw away those Q-Tips.

:haha:

mandoura
05-18-2005, 01:29 AM
The purpose of eating hotdogs is to convey mustard to your mouth.

Becarina
05-18-2005, 01:43 AM
money doesnt grow on trees, contrary to what you may think

MissMoJo
05-18-2005, 01:51 AM
"I love ducks, they're my 2nd favorite animal after dolphins. They can kill sharks you know...with their noses." -Marcus

sol
05-18-2005, 01:56 AM
--- I prefer a BIG carrots for dinner ---and Daniel knows why.. ;) :aplot:

mandoura
05-18-2005, 02:00 AM
Money talks, credit has an echo.

Becarina
05-18-2005, 02:05 AM
you shouldnt run with a lollipop in your mouth

MissMoJo
05-18-2005, 02:09 AM
Not enough junk in the trunk

mandoura
05-18-2005, 02:49 AM
Love thy neighbour. But don't get caught.

Becarina
05-18-2005, 03:25 AM
if you are male, and you pee on the floor "by accident" CLEAN IT UP!!! :(

mandoura
05-18-2005, 03:39 AM
If you are male, and you pee on the floor "by accident" , ring and ask how far did it go.

Becarina
05-18-2005, 03:41 AM
If you are male, and you pee on the floor "by accident" , ring and ask how far did it go.


:haha:

Becarina
05-18-2005, 03:47 AM
newspapers and t shirts are not napkins

mandoura
05-18-2005, 03:59 AM
Give your father a sperm and tell him "I owe you nothing".

mandoura
05-18-2005, 04:07 AM
There should be a better way to start the day than waking up.

mandoura
05-18-2005, 04:08 AM
newspapers and t shirts are not toilet paper either.

mandoura
05-18-2005, 04:59 AM
True, but you didn't mention bare hands :haha:
Because they are admissible :haha: .

mandoura
05-18-2005, 11:29 AM
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

jayrhum
05-18-2005, 02:30 PM
http://puiss51.chez.tiscali.fr/smiley/disco.gif

Becarina
05-18-2005, 03:17 PM
Chris Hendrix ate 331 crawfish in 12 minutes -He holds the record so far

Becarina
05-18-2005, 03:18 PM
Takeru Kobayashi ate 57 (17.7 pounds) of Cow Brains in 15 minutes-he holds the record so far

:eek:

Denaon
05-18-2005, 03:19 PM
CAN THE STARTER OF THIS THREAD CHANGE THE TITLE?!?
:o It confuses me all the time :o

PaulieM
05-18-2005, 03:23 PM
what is this thread? :confused:

PaulieM
05-18-2005, 03:29 PM
omg this thread makes you feel like you have ADD

Becarina
05-18-2005, 04:19 PM
CAN THE STARTER OF THIS THREAD CHANGE THE TITLE?!?
:o It confuses me all the time :o

NO! The title is the best part! :yeah:

Denaon
05-18-2005, 04:21 PM
:retard: well I just don't get it :retard:

Becarina
05-18-2005, 04:24 PM
:retard: well I just don't get it :retard:

then you are not meant too :ras: Just have fun with it ;)

NATAS81
05-18-2005, 04:33 PM
If the avatar doesn't appear, select it again and wait 10-15 minutes.

It's a bit of an inconveinence because every other forum I've been registered to, the av appears immediately.

jayrhum
05-18-2005, 09:04 PM
If the avatar doesn't appear, select it again and wait 10-15 minutes.
Ahhhh, at least someone who has understood what the thread was all about!!! :worship:

Becarina
05-18-2005, 09:38 PM
if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Becarina
05-18-2005, 10:04 PM
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/5.gif

Becarina
05-19-2005, 12:30 AM
hair grows in the oddest places, or is it only odd for me...

sol
05-19-2005, 12:49 AM
"Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's Beautiful." -- Unknown, Principia Discordia

sol
05-19-2005, 01:16 AM
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

mandoura
05-19-2005, 01:52 AM
NO! The title is the best part! :yeah:

Absolutely :haha: .

mandoura
05-19-2005, 01:54 AM
Ahhhh, at least someone who has understood what the thread was all about!!! :worship:

But as Jackie so eloquently put it somewhere in the thread, it is completely :topic: .

:haha:

mandoura
05-19-2005, 01:57 AM
The bandage was wound around the wound.

sigmagirl91
05-19-2005, 02:01 AM
I'm stuck on Band-Aids because Band-Aids are stuck on me?

sigmagirl91
05-19-2005, 02:10 AM
CAN THE STARTER OF THIS THREAD CHANGE THE TITLE?!?
:o It confuses me all the time :o

Not me....it's not my fault he doesn't have enough clean underwear. He should've thought about that.

mandoura
05-19-2005, 02:13 AM
We must polish the Polish furniture.

sigmagirl91
05-19-2005, 02:24 AM
I shall begin the Begin.....

sol
05-19-2005, 02:25 AM
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

PaulieM
05-19-2005, 02:27 AM
women have many flaws, men have only two; everything they say and everything they do :p

sigmagirl91
05-19-2005, 02:33 AM
I can't get no satisfaction.....

sigmagirl91
05-19-2005, 02:45 AM
Picky people pick Peter Pan peanut butter; it's the peanut butter picky people pick.

mandoura
05-19-2005, 02:56 AM
women have many flaws, men have only two; everything they say and everything they do :p

:lol: :yeah:

mandoura
05-19-2005, 02:57 AM
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one ! " - Bill Gates

PaulieM
05-19-2005, 03:31 AM
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one ! " - Bill Gates
Bill Gates rocks my world. i love nerds!! :D

mandoura
05-19-2005, 04:53 AM
Desperation: A Rope Ends It. (anagram)

mandoura
05-19-2005, 04:55 AM
A Decimal Point: I'm a Dot in Place. (anagram too ;) )

mandoura
05-19-2005, 05:25 AM
Use your fly swatter. Don't drop acid and think you are a frog. You're human.

Jackie you're too much. :lol:

mandoura
05-19-2005, 05:28 AM
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Becarina
05-19-2005, 05:35 AM
If you wake up from a night out and your bum hurts, it is not a good sign

mandoura
05-19-2005, 05:35 AM
I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.

mandoura
05-19-2005, 05:50 AM
Becky and Jackie, I am collecting your posts. Seriously. We will have great fun on that top floor.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

mandoura
05-19-2005, 07:48 AM
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

sigmagirl91
05-19-2005, 10:43 AM
'Tis better to be safe than sorry.

mandoura
05-19-2005, 01:56 PM
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Becarina
05-19-2005, 06:34 PM
two is better than one, but only sometimes

MissMoJo
05-19-2005, 06:39 PM
Don't put the cart before the horse, unless he tells you to

Becarina
05-19-2005, 06:46 PM
I fought the law and the law won

MissMoJo
05-19-2005, 06:51 PM
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean...or lotion, if it's a solo tour

jayrhum
05-19-2005, 06:56 PM
http://puiss51.chez.tiscali.fr/smiley/starwars.gif

mandoura
05-19-2005, 07:15 PM
You can pick your nose in public. Roseanne did.

She did :eek: ? :haha:

It's OK to use the Polaroid Land Camera on a boat.

mandoura
05-19-2005, 07:38 PM
I could have wrote nothing but a "." in this reply, but I'm feeling generous today :p

:haha:

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind

Becarina
05-19-2005, 09:11 PM
Zombies do not really exist...or do they?

Becarina
05-19-2005, 09:17 PM
if all your hair falls out, you will be bald. But not necessarily unhappy

sol
05-19-2005, 09:32 PM
Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

sigmagirl91
05-19-2005, 09:56 PM
Marriage, an institution you can't disparage? Ha! It might put you in an institution.

mandoura
05-19-2005, 10:29 PM
Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

:haha:

mandoura
05-19-2005, 10:40 PM
Light a match. It's quite an accomplishment.

:topic:

Jackie, :eek: who are all these people in your signature? Clones & bodyguards? We are only 4 residents and they are 6. It will be extremely crowded. I think everyone should get only one partner, either a clone or bodyguard. :D

:secret: I heard the place might be haunted. Fartard has returned and might come visit because you resurrected him. It is too scary. :unsure: :scared:

mandoura
05-19-2005, 10:42 PM
Don't spit it out. Protein is good.

:haha: :haha: :haha:

mandoura
05-19-2005, 10:44 PM
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

mandoura
05-19-2005, 10:46 PM
outposted :)

Haim and Feldman sleep in the elevator, so they won't bother. Chance will live outside in the garden. The top floor is huge, but no more residents. :D

Ok but what about the :secret: ?

mandoura
05-19-2005, 10:48 PM
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

mandoura
05-19-2005, 11:31 PM
“When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. MEN invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.” - Elaine Boosler

jasmine(usa)
05-20-2005, 12:12 AM
Well, I'm here Mandoura....trying to figure out what's going on here though. :lol:

sigmagirl91
05-20-2005, 12:45 AM
Willie's still on the shitter, trying to figure out how to change his avvy. I wanted to suggest Ren & Stimpy or even the Ghost Monsters from Pac-Man, but no dice so far.

Becarina
05-20-2005, 03:29 AM
if I were a mobster, would my name be Becky "The Ballbuster" Lombardo

Becarina
05-20-2005, 03:30 AM
if you have to pee, do not hold it in to long as this leads to erectile disfunction- per Jim Carrey in Liar Liar

Becarina
05-20-2005, 03:38 AM
If someone offer you a mint, take it! They ARE trying to tell you something

Becarina
05-20-2005, 03:48 AM
Never use a Flobee to cut your hair...Im just saying

Becarina
05-20-2005, 04:14 AM
Empires are forged by war.

sigmagirl91
05-20-2005, 10:36 AM
Can I be umpire of the empire?

justClaudia
05-20-2005, 10:37 AM
I will never eat a banana again , in my life.

sol
05-20-2005, 11:20 AM
"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?" :o :p

Becarina
05-20-2005, 03:51 PM
Red Bull does not give you wings, the commercials lie. So dont drink one and jump off of a bridge! :yeah:

Becarina
05-20-2005, 03:55 PM
"See a penny, pick it up, and all the day you'll have good luck."

sol
05-20-2005, 07:19 PM
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."

Becarina
05-20-2005, 09:25 PM
There should be this Warning on beer bottles- "Over-usage will lead to increased size in Glutious Maximus" :fiery:

sol
05-20-2005, 09:32 PM
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

sol
05-20-2005, 09:36 PM
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

Becarina
05-20-2005, 09:48 PM
If you are an older man, about 200 lbs over weight and smell like you havent showered in three months...do not try to hit on younger women.

Becarina
05-20-2005, 09:49 PM
when panhandling on the side of the road, it is best not to wear $100 nike shoes and calvin klein jeans.

Becarina
05-20-2005, 09:50 PM
If you are still a fan of the New Kids On The Block- get help NOW!

sol
05-20-2005, 10:13 PM
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

sol
05-20-2005, 10:41 PM
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

mandoura
05-20-2005, 10:48 PM
The wise never marry, and when they do they become otherwise.

sol
05-20-2005, 10:54 PM
Beer kills the weak brain cells. This is why you seem smarter when you drink.

Becarina
05-20-2005, 11:03 PM
Two hand are better than one, but it depends on what you are doing with them

Becarina
05-20-2005, 11:04 PM
God Bless the inventor of the vibrator!

mandoura
05-20-2005, 11:18 PM
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

sol
05-20-2005, 11:24 PM
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

mandoura
05-20-2005, 11:28 PM
You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.

sigmagirl91
05-20-2005, 11:52 PM
Who is the Real Slim Shady?

mandoura
05-21-2005, 01:12 AM
One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

Becarina
05-21-2005, 01:27 AM
alcoholism is a disease and I should begin treatment right after I finish my beer

Becarina
05-21-2005, 01:29 AM
when people say "let me see that" they really mean "let me hold that"

mandoura
05-21-2005, 01:41 AM
Don't bite the hand that ... looks dirty.

sol
05-21-2005, 02:39 AM
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

sol
05-21-2005, 03:02 AM
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Becarina
05-21-2005, 03:35 AM
you should not get in a dryer at the laundry mat just to see what it feels like, trust me

Hoostie
05-21-2005, 03:48 AM
I think at Mariah Careys age, she needs to start wearing a Bra.

mandoura
05-21-2005, 05:42 AM
Love all, trust…me. ;)

Becarina
05-21-2005, 03:01 PM
When a woman says :"Fine, why dont you leave then!" It doesnt really mean go. It will only make us madder.

Becarina
05-21-2005, 03:31 PM
In the slim chance that somebody who knows stuff about avatars comes in here, is there any way I can have that moving gif in the link as my avatar?

check with ZaZa hers moves

Becarina
05-21-2005, 03:32 PM
AND STOP GETTING :topic:

jayrhum
05-21-2005, 03:46 PM
Hey Jackie, you have to take the two images from your original gif, resize them and create yourself another gif with these two shorter images.

Becarina
05-21-2005, 03:53 PM
If eyes are the windows to your soul, what are nostrils?

jayrhum
05-21-2005, 03:55 PM
How do you do that? How do you create gifs?
What the hell do I know about that? :haha:

jayrhum
05-21-2005, 03:59 PM
No seriously, you need something like Paint Shop Pro. Do you have it?

jayrhum
05-21-2005, 04:05 PM
Ok. Help me to be more cultured: who are these guys?

jayrhum
05-21-2005, 04:09 PM
Héhéhé, I'm gonna download the generic. :lol:

http://members.aol.com/KatieKat91490/BradyBunch.WMV

jayrhum
05-21-2005, 04:11 PM
Ok so to come back to the topic, let's face it, Tennis is really really rubbish.

NATAS81
05-21-2005, 06:25 PM
Sabathia vs Cincinnati today.

Becarina
05-21-2005, 10:12 PM
You may think you are cool, but most people think you are a dork.

Becarina
05-21-2005, 10:22 PM
"Nothing comes out of Texas but steers and queers, which one are you boy?"

sol
05-22-2005, 12:50 AM
"You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths."

mandoura
05-22-2005, 03:16 AM
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

Becarina
05-22-2005, 03:43 AM
intamacy breeds jealousy

mandoura
05-22-2005, 04:30 AM
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. (Actual excuse note from parents)

Booshie
05-22-2005, 04:33 AM
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. :lol:

You must spread your reputation around before giving it to Mandoura again.

mandoura
05-22-2005, 04:35 AM
:lol:

You must spread your reputation around before giving it to Mandoura again.

:hug: :hug: Booshie. It's enough for me I made you smile. More important than rep. :lol: Thanks sweetie for the thought. :kiss:

Becarina
05-22-2005, 04:45 AM
"Cats" performed at a strip club is totally different than the one on Broadway, in case you were thinking of seeing it

MissMoJo
05-22-2005, 05:38 AM
"Cats" performed at a strip club is totally different than the one on Broadway, in case you were thinking of seeing it
true, but both will have pussies on stage :o

Becarina
05-22-2005, 06:02 AM
true, but both will have pussies on stage :o


:haha: :haha: :worship: :worship:

sol
05-22-2005, 12:23 PM
These people haven't seen the last of my face. If i go down, i'm going down standing up.

sol
05-22-2005, 12:24 PM
Do you scratch your bottom while taking a bath? Have it reglazed by the professionals.

sigmagirl91
05-22-2005, 01:19 PM
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. (Actual excuse note from parents)

And one from a parent: Please excuse my daughter from school today; she's administrating.

mandoura
05-22-2005, 04:54 PM
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

jayrhum
05-22-2005, 05:38 PM
Hey everybody.

Jackie, Andysgirl, thanks a lot for your messages. I'd like to rep you back but I guess I'm not an enough big repper to be able to rep you back for the moment... Have to spread my love... But thanks again, I appreciate :yeah:

mandoura
05-22-2005, 05:39 PM
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

Becarina
05-22-2005, 06:04 PM
the origional marriage certificate was a slave contract with the word slave crossed out and wife written in

mandoura
05-22-2005, 06:12 PM
the origional marriage certificate was a slave contract with the word slave crossed out and wife written in

Most probably, yeah. And I speak from experience ;) .

mandoura
05-22-2005, 06:13 PM
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

NATAS81
05-22-2005, 06:14 PM
0-0 Bottom 3rd.

Becarina
05-22-2005, 06:14 PM
stay out in the sun for hours a day, if you want to become leather when you get older, that is

mandoura
05-22-2005, 06:15 PM
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. (actual excuse note from parents)

NATAS81
05-22-2005, 06:15 PM
2-0 Bottom 4th*

NATAS81
05-22-2005, 06:19 PM
If at first you are behind in the count, foul off the pitches out of the zone.

mandoura
05-22-2005, 06:20 PM
:haha:

Jackie is here http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/clap.gif .

NATAS81
05-22-2005, 06:20 PM
Griffey Jr walks.

jayrhum
05-22-2005, 06:20 PM
Hey I see the BradyBunch in action!! You made it mate! :yeah:

NATAS81
05-22-2005, 06:21 PM
Why do all the pitchers play their best games against the Reds?

mandoura
05-22-2005, 06:22 PM
Have courage. Save mildew from the shower for your mixed drinks.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/funnypost.gif

Becarina
05-22-2005, 06:25 PM
people dont really throw up piles and piles of green stuff like in the movies, unless you drink lime koolaid for days

sigmagirl91
05-22-2005, 06:30 PM
I see that the Real Slim Shady hasn't shown up today.

mandoura
05-22-2005, 06:31 PM
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

mandoura
05-22-2005, 06:36 PM
If you crave attention, smoke crack.

You promise ???? :D

mandoura
05-22-2005, 06:38 PM
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

jayrhum
05-22-2005, 06:41 PM
All credit to ZaZaGook :worship:
:worship:

As Malraux said: this week will be a .gif avatar's week or won't be.

NATAS81
05-22-2005, 06:49 PM
I prefer the Cheezy Gordita Crunch ™ over Angus Beef Burger ®

mandoura
05-22-2005, 06:54 PM
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

jayrhum
05-22-2005, 07:05 PM
"You must defeat my Dragon Punch to stand a chance"

http://www.theallineed.com/webmasters/animated/street_fighter_016.gif

Becarina
05-22-2005, 08:17 PM
it is ok to pee when you shower, it is good for your feet, says Madonna

Becarina
05-22-2005, 08:21 PM
But don't pee on the mildew. Keep the mildew clean you bastard.

that is a given, butthead. You cannot drink pee, contrary to what you may believe, it is not a good source of vitamins

Becarina
05-22-2005, 08:38 PM
if you know there is no money on your credit card, do not try to use it to reserve a hotel room, we know. :fiery:

mandoura
05-22-2005, 10:41 PM
They won't let me just leave a "?" in a reply

So I hooked up ? with !. Matchmaking is a tireless job. ?!

Excellent Jackie. Best one ever. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/laugh.gif