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The Joaquin Appreciation Thread #1

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mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:51 AM
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and exposure on time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure!

mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:52 AM
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:53 AM
After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:53 AM
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized."Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:53 AM
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:54 AM
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:54 AM
Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:55 AM
Usually, the shop-floor staff of the company play football.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 03:55 AM
I'm back. I'll help with the cause.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:55 AM
The middle-level managers are more interested in tennis.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:56 AM
The top management usually has a preference for golf.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:56 AM
As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 03:57 AM
As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.

:haha:

mandoura
06-18-2005, 03:59 AM
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:01 AM
Reasons Why Men Have Two Dogs And Not Two Wives:

The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:01 AM
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:02 AM
I like to wear my shades in the dark.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:02 AM
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:02 AM
I don't really have anything of substance to add at this moment.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:02 AM
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:02 AM
So I'll just keep typing.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:02 AM
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:03 AM
...and typing.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:03 AM
A dog's parents never visit.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:03 AM
This thread has no good pictures, so I'm going to paste some of my most recent desktop wallpapers/photos on here.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:03 AM
Dogs do not hate their bodies.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:04 AM
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:04 AM
http://www.earlmcgrathgallery.com/galleryartists/mcmullan/BasquiatChowWarhol_042186.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:04 AM
A dog's parents never visit.

:yeah: :haha:

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:04 AM
Dogs seldom outlive you.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:05 AM
Dogs can't talk.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:05 AM
http://www.asu.edu/clas/humanities/Basquiat-Untitled.JPG

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:05 AM
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:06 AM
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:06 AM
http://www.clyffordstill.net/basquiat/art/meats_main.jpg

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:06 AM
If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:07 AM
http://www.gallerywalk.org/PM_Basquiat.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:08 AM
http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/p/images/portra_dreier.duchamp.lg.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:08 AM
http://www.wildnatureimages.com/images%202/040204-106..jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:09 AM
http://www.fondosescritorio.net/wallpapers/Cine-Y-Television/Leaving-Las-Vegas/Lasvegas-fondos-escritorio.jpg

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:10 AM
Very clever short story : A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.

The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things:

(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery

There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. Below is the A+ short story.

Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it?

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:11 AM
http://images.killermovies.com/m/milliondollarbaby/gallery/poster.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:12 AM
I'm just now going to post images of my 10/10 movies, because that's as creative as I can get :retard: It'll help the cause though :yeah:

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:14 AM
http://icine.org/img/lostintranslation1lg.jpg

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:16 AM
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:17 AM
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:17 AM
http://www.civicvideo.com.au/images/200408_top10/05-21-Grams.jpg

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:17 AM
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:18 AM
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10095000/10095941.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:18 AM
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

I've been saying for years that cannibal is just a synonym for humanitarian, but I get those funny looks :scratch:

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:19 AM
http://www.cyber-cinema.com/original/adaptationAdvOrg.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:20 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304712936.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:22 AM
http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/video/misc/dreamworks/american-beauty/AB_poster_big.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:23 AM
http://www.clubic.com/photo/00038267.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:23 AM
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004TT78.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:24 AM
http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/basquiat/basquiat-poster03.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:25 AM
http://www.electro-comicsonline.com/miramax/beautiful_girls.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:26 AM
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000AISTI.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:27 AM
Ok, that's enough for now. Only up to B (not including my 3 faves, LLV, MDB, and LIT) Oh, I'll a few other random ones.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:28 AM
http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/MG/209569.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:30 AM
http://www.altfg.com/Stars/Womanundertheinfluenceposter.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:31 AM
http://christianmoviesdirect.com/catalog/images/matchstickmenLG.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:32 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JMTW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:33 AM
How Smart is Your Right Foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction...and there's nothing you can do about it!

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:33 AM
http://www.facets.org/Images/in%20america.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:33 AM
How Smart is Your Right Foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction...and there's nothing you can do about it!

Is this a repeat post? I've seen this from you before I thought :scratch:

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:34 AM
http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/MG/200902.jpg

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:37 AM
Is this a repeat post? I've seen this from you before I thought :scratch:

Really? Maybe. It's 7:36am and I haven't slept. I thought maybe if I stay awake for 24 hours, I can adjust my sleep pattern. :eek:

I don't think I've posted it here though. :scratch:

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 04:43 AM
Really? Maybe. It's 7:36am and I haven't slept. I thought maybe if I stay awake for 24 hours, I can adjust my sleep pattern. :eek:

I don't think I've posted it here though. :scratch:

I'm pretty sure you have, because I remember my retarded ass trying to do it :haha:

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:53 AM
I'm pretty sure you have, because I remember my retarded ass trying to do it :haha:

I'll take your word for it. I am in no situation to argue. Complete brain jam. :rolleyes:

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:54 AM
BTW. love your avy. Tried to download the movie but couldn't find it.

Do you have MSN?

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 05:09 AM
yea, I'll add you.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 05:12 AM
Tasty Chips?

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 05:16 AM
yea

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:26 AM
1441 is a palindrome.

allanah
06-18-2005, 01:23 PM
'puppy', isn't.

sigmagirl91
06-18-2005, 01:25 PM
Stay tuned to the continuing story of Another World....

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 01:50 PM
:topic:

Well Coria is my hero as everybody knows here but hey...

CONGRATS RICHARD!!! :yeah:

willie
06-18-2005, 02:48 PM
:topic:

Well Coria is my hero as everybody knows here but hey...

CONGRATS RICHARD!!! :yeah:

yes, the guy diserves a: :bigclap::bigclap::bigclap:

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 03:34 PM
http://www.impawards.com/2001/posters/bully.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 03:36 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/bs/d/dd/Gosford_park.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 03:37 PM
http://www.wosu.org/images/AirFare/piano_movie.jpg

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 05:10 PM
Posting pics is not as easy as it looks or am I really that lazy :tape:

allanah
06-18-2005, 05:25 PM
hi Jackie G :wavey: I haven't heard of any of the movies you've posted other than 'The Piano'. I feel positively provincial now :p

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 05:47 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004Z1FE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 05:49 PM
http://images.buch.de/06/01/28/06012826_b003.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 05:51 PM
http://data.over-blog.com/lib/3/2/5823/pics/Manga/Miyazaki/affiche.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 05:55 PM
In fact, I'm gonna post some kikujiro's pictures as it's probably my fav movie ever...

For the record I'm gonna try to post 50 messages here daily. :lol: :angel:

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 05:56 PM
http://www.sonyclassics.com/kikujiro/stillsandclips/images/sunflower-photo.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 05:57 PM
http://www.cinema.bg/sff/images-movie/kikujiro-01-big.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 05:58 PM
http://krant.telegraaf.nl/krant/naslag/filmrecensies/film.000203kikujiro.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 05:59 PM
http://home.clara.net/raydav/kikujiro2.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:00 PM
http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews/kikujiro.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:01 PM
http://www.kinoweb.de/film99/Kikujiro/pix/ks1.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:02 PM
http://metropolis.japantoday.com/tokyoculturearchive299/271/pics/nihonga2.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:03 PM
http://www.sesamo.it/vetrina/nonsolopromo/img/kikujiro.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:04 PM
http://www.thegline.com/dvd-of-the-week/images/2001/cap092.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:04 PM
http://www.computer-museum.de/kitano/images/kikujiro_4.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:05 PM
http://www.textezumfilm.de/bilder/Kikujiro_2.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:08 PM
http://www.mrkwang.com/catalog/SummerofKikujiro.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:09 PM
http://www.kinoweb.de/film99/Kikujiro/pix/ks4.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:10 PM
http://www.office-kitano.co.jp/contents/kikujiro/images/Run.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:11 PM
http://www.bomul.com/data_img/pds/screenshot/screen_4688_kikujiro.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:15 PM
http://pic.cctv6.cn/UploadFile/2005-3/2005391718880562.jpg

mandoura
06-18-2005, 06:15 PM
In fact, I'm gonna post some kikujiro's pictures as it's probably my fav movie ever...

For the record I'm gonna try to post 50 messages here daily. :lol: :angel:

Thanks for the help J :hug:. I can surely use a hand. :)

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:16 PM
http://www.kawengaimages.lautre.net/education/colleges/kikujiro/kikujiro7.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:21 PM
Thanks for the help J :hug:. I can surely use a hand. :);)
Hope you like the pictures... If you haven't seen this movie, well you have to watch it :) You'll like it I know :hug:

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:22 PM
http://www.kawengaimages.lautre.net/education/colleges/kikujiro/kikujiro15.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:22 PM
http://www.dragonsdenuk.com/reviews/kikujiro3.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:23 PM
http://www.dragonsdenuk.com/reviews/kikujiro4.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:23 PM
http://www.dragonsdenuk.com/reviews/kikujiro5.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:25 PM
http://www.new.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare2/kikujiro/Kikujiro_MovieCap_04.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:26 PM
http://www.new.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare2/kikujiro/Kikujiro_MovieCap_05.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:26 PM
http://www.new.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare2/kikujiro/Kikujiro_MovieCap_01.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:27 PM
http://www.new.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare2/kikujiro/Kikujiro_MovieCap_02.jpg

mandoura
06-18-2005, 06:28 PM
I will try to. What language is it originally in?

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:31 PM
http://www.bokim.com/images/illustration/prints/kikujiro.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 06:32 PM
I will try to. What language is it originally in?Japanese.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 06:58 PM
:cool:

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 07:01 PM
:cool:
http://www.kamera.co.uk/images/takeshi_kitano.jpg
From another movie.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:00 PM
Some short stories from the world famous crazy wise man : Nasreddin Hodja

http://www.tapu.nl/fotos/hodja.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:02 PM
BLANKET IS GONE

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:03 PM
At midnight the Hodja heard a noise.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:03 PM
Two men were struggling outside.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:03 PM
The Hodja got out of his bed with a blanket over him and went to the front of his house.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:04 PM
He asked them why they were fighting.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:04 PM
Without answering, one of them took the blanket that covered the Hodja and they both fled.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:04 PM
So the poor Hodja returned to his bed again.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:05 PM
What were they fighting about?, asked his wife.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:05 PM
About our blanket, said the Hodja. Now the blanket is gone, so the struggle is over.

sigmagirl91
06-18-2005, 08:05 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/batmanbegins_bustposter.jpg

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:05 PM
:D

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:06 PM
Big Respect to the Hodja :worship:

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:08 PM
DARKNESS

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:08 PM
One day the Hodja lost his ring.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:09 PM
He searched and searched, but he couldn't find it.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:09 PM
Then he got out the house and began to search the ring on the road.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:10 PM
People passing by asked him:
Hodja Effendi, what are you doing?

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:10 PM
I've lost my ring at home, and now I'm searching it.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:10 PM
Why don't you search it inside?

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:11 PM
The house is too dark. I can't see anything, so I'm searching my ring outside!

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:11 PM
:crazy: crazy wise man :crazy:

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:15 PM
:topic:
We have to find a way to slow down the "Person above you" army... These guys have the nuclear weapon when we're fighting with stones...

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:16 PM
EAT MY FUR COAT

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:16 PM
The Hodja was invited out to dinner.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:17 PM
He went in his old clothes and nobody was interested in him.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:17 PM
When he found a few minutes to spare, he rushed home and collected his fur coat.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:17 PM
When he came back, he was treated with great respect. Everybody wanted to speak to him.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:18 PM
When they sat down for dinner he said: Eat, fur coat, eat!

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:18 PM
And he explained to the curious people:
If this regard is for my coat, it must eat also.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:20 PM
EMPTY HOUSE

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:20 PM
One night the wife of the Hodja said:
Effendi, I heard somebody walking on the roof. I am sure that it's a thief who wants to enter the house.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:20 PM
But the Hodja didn't care about it.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:21 PM
First let him find something to steal. If he finds it, it will be easier to take it from his hands.

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 08:24 PM
See you soon for some new adventures!!!
:wavey:

justClaudia
06-18-2005, 09:24 PM
Jayrhum shouldn't have changed his avvie... :angel:

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 11:42 PM
There you go Claudia...

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 11:49 PM
Just for you...

jayrhum
06-18-2005, 11:50 PM
Oopsss :angel:

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:06 AM
:topic:
We have to find a way to slow down the "Person above you" army... These guys have the nuclear weapon when we're fighting with stones...

Considering, it's only you and me that are working double shifts, I think we are doing great. ;)

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:23 AM
Love Hodja's stories. Used to tell them to my kids as bedtime stories. We call him Djoha in Arabic, though. :lol:

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:23 AM
The Slap

Nasreddin Hodja was standing in the marketplace when a stranger stepped up to him and slapped him in the face, but then said, "I beg your pardon. I thought that you were someone else."

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:24 AM
This explanation did not satisfy the Hodja, so he brought the stranger before the qadi and demanded compensation.

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:24 AM
The Hodja soon perceived that the qadi and the defendant were friends. The latter admitted his guilt, and the judge pronounced the sentence: "The settlement for this offense is one piaster, to be paid to the plaintiff. If you do not have a piaster with you, then you may bring it here to the plaintiff at your convenience."

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:24 AM
Hearing this sentence, the defendant went on his way. The Hodja waited for him to return with the piaster. And he waited. And he waited.

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:25 AM
Some time later the Hodja said to the qadi, "Do I understand correctly that one piaster is sufficient payment for a slap?"

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:25 AM
"Yes," answered the qadi.

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:25 AM
Hearing this answer, the Hodja slapped the judge in the face and said, "You may keep my piaster when the defendant returns with it," then walked away.

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 01:36 AM
Avatar friends, please vote in the Movie Characters tourney if you haven't. Link is in my sig

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:40 AM
:topic:
We have to find a way to slow down the "Person above you" army... These guys have the nuclear weapon when we're fighting with stones...

Consider these facts:

- "The Person above you" : Almost 400 posters, 40 000 posts, started July 2002.

- "Willie's Avatar": Almost 30 posters, 1 600 posts, started May 2005.

Now tell me which has a better ratio and which is the biggest thread?

Mutiny. :devil:

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 01:42 AM
Yeah, we know we got a good thing here. And I'm allowed to brag, because I'm high class and drink mildew shakes :yeah:

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:44 AM
Yeah, we know we got a good thing here. And I'm allowed to brag, because I'm high class and drink mildew shakes :yeah:

Absolutely jackie. :hug:

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 01:46 AM
http://www.cinemabrasileiro.net/images/cartazes/Cidade%20de%20Deus-cartaz3-argentino.jpg

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 01:47 AM
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004RSEM.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 01:48 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005ATQF.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 01:49 AM
http://www.kinopolis.de/filminfo/g/img/gridlockdplakat.jpg

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 01:51 AM
http://www.shop4photos.net/graphics/221/221547.jpg

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 01:54 AM
Phoebe Cates real name is Katz (90% sure)

mandoura
06-19-2005, 01:54 AM
:eek: jackie, our names are not in your sig anymore ???? !!!!! :bigcry:

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 01:54 AM
Phoebe Katz, not just "Katz". She's not like "prince".

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:00 AM
Phoebe Cates real name is Katz (90% sure)

Yes, know her very well from Lace and Gremlins. Real name Phoebe Belle Katz.

cobalt60
06-19-2005, 02:02 AM
Yes, know her very well from Lace and Gremlins. Real name Phoebe Belle Katz.

She is married to a guy older than her- an actor I like but I can;t remember his name. I can visualize him though. Let's see if my powers return tonight.

Daniel
06-19-2005, 02:04 AM
:wavey: Sue

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 02:04 AM
She's married to Kevin Kline :sad:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:05 AM
Productivity!

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:06 AM
She's married to Kevin Kline :sad:

Is the sad smiley for her or him? :p

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 02:06 AM
Is the sad smiley for her or him? :p

For me. I've been in love with her since Fast Times :lol:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:06 AM
Productivity!My new leitmotiv :lol:

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 02:08 AM
:eek: jackie, our names are not in your sig anymore ???? !!!!! :bigcry:

Ok, I'll put them back.

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:11 AM
By the end of this sunday, we'll be over 2000 posts...
By the end of next sunday, over 5000...

Person above... Feeeellll the presssssurreeeee muhuhahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaahaha

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 02:13 AM
Stock is rising. :yeah:

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:14 AM
For me. I've been in love with her since Fast Times :lol:

:haha:

Great taste. She is a beauty.

Is the GF still napping?

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:15 AM
Ok, I'll put them back.

:kiss:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:16 AM
We have to set high standards... 500 posts a day... :)

This could become a crazy jungle but no matter what, we have a mission! :lol:

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:16 AM
By the end of this sunday, we'll be over 2000 posts...
By the end of next sunday, over 5000...

Person above... Feeeellll the presssssurreeeee muhuhahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaahaha

Are you OK sweetie? Why don't you lie down a bit?

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:18 AM
Are you OK sweetie? Why don't you lie down a bit? :haha:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:19 AM
Thanks for taking care BTW. :angel:

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:21 AM
Thanks for taking care BTW. :angel:

Anytime, my son. :hug:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:23 AM
Anytime, my son. :hug:Finallyyyyyyyyy. I found my mother!!! Where were you hiding all these years you bi... utiful flower???!!!

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:26 AM
OK I go to 1000 posts then :zzz:

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:26 AM
Finallyyyyyyyyy. I found my mother!!! Where were you hiding all these years you bi... utiful flower???!!!

I was always near but you never really cared to look, you j... oyful one. ;)

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:27 AM
Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite. Or let them, it is absolutely up to you, ... and them.

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:28 AM
I was always near but you never really cared to look, you j... oyful one. ;)Yeah right... So who's my dad?

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:31 AM
How to post fastly 65 posts without saying too many bullshits...?

64 left :devil:

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:31 AM
It was an immaculate conception. ;)

See how special you are?

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:32 AM
OHHHHHH I have one brilliant idea!!!!!!!!! :crazy:

Since The person above is the most productive , I'm just gonna steal their idea :devil:

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:34 AM
Hate to burst your bubble, but you are not that special.

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 02:34 AM
Favorite color?

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 02:34 AM
I'll start. Black.

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:35 AM
It was an immaculate conception. ;)

See how special you are?Oh :cool: !!! Considering my gorgeousyounes, you must be Cleopatra I presume :)

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:36 AM
The person above me would give his life to be spat on by Coria :angel:

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:36 AM
Jrme, go to bed.

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:37 AM
My Fav color? Mmmmmm... wait...
Let me check Guile's site :lol:

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:37 AM
Oh :cool: !!! Considering my gorgeousyounes, you must be Cleopatra I presume :)

How did you know? I am indeed the queen of Egypt.

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:38 AM
Kid, you're on your own.

cobalt60
06-19-2005, 02:39 AM
OH me thinks I need to read a bit more here on this thread.

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:39 AM
Jrme, go to bed.I'm sure you're not able to pronounce this correctly :devil:
So don't put too many of them in your sentences... you could get ridiculous :) Sorry Mom...:angel:

jackieglover
06-19-2005, 02:40 AM
OH me thinks I need to read a bit more here on this thread.

Read from the beginning. You can see the madness developing :lol:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:41 AM
How did you know? I am indeed the queen of Egypt.Cause since I know you're my mom and considering the fact my nose is the longest thing of my body :sobbing: ....

OK blablabla... I'm not sure of what I'm saying right now so let's move forward...

Productivity before everything...

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:42 AM
+ WTF do I do with a rat face on my av and an even more awful sig? :lol:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:43 AM
Someone able to explain it to me? :)

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:44 AM
I'm sure you're not able to pronounce this correctly :devil:
So don't put too many of them in your sentences... you could get ridiculous :) Sorry Mom...:angel:

What are you talking about? Of course I can.

cobalt60
06-19-2005, 02:47 AM
Read from the beginning. You can see the madness developing :lol:

:lol: Hmm the only cure for madness is humor and sleep. Go to bed Jerome. You heard the Queen of Egypt. She is right.

mandoura
06-19-2005, 02:48 AM
:lol: Hmm the only cure for madness is humor and sleep. Go to bed Jerome. You heard the Queen of Egypt. She is right.

:worship: Thank you Amon-Hoteb-Ra

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:49 AM
What are you talking about? Of course I can.I know... Understand me... Meeting my mom after so many years makes me say silly things...

cobalt60
06-19-2005, 02:49 AM
:worship: Thank you Amon-Hoteb-Ra
:haha: Thank you.

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:51 AM
:lol: Hmm the only cure for madness is humor and sleep. Go to bed Jerome. You heard the Queen of Egypt. She is right.I'm on a mission... 1000 posts be4 sleep...

This is no more chat here... This is war... against the person above :devil:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:52 AM
I should start by deleting all my messages in the person above thread... :lol:
Erosion you know...

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:58 AM
1595

January 30 - William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet is performed for the first time.

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 02:59 AM
1596

March 31 - Ren Descartes, French philosopher was born. You were cool Ren!!!

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:00 AM
1597

Bali discovered by the Dutch explorer Cornelis Houtman

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:02 AM
1598

April 13 - Edict of Nantes - Henry IV of France grants French Huguenots equal rights with Catholics. Considered the end of the French Wars of Religion.

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:03 AM
1599

Swedish King Sigismund III Vasa is replaced by his brother Charles IX of Sweden.

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:04 AM
1600

January 1 - Scotland adopts January 1st as being New Year's Day !!!!! That was a good move!!!! :yeah:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:05 AM
1601

February 8 - Robert Devereux, 2nd Earl of Essex, rebels against Elizabeth I of England - revolt is quickly crushed
February 25 - Robert Devereux beheaded

You see Robert... That's what happens when you try to mess with Elizabeth...

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:07 AM
1602

In Praque, Florian Mathias performs the first successful bowel surgery removes a dagger from stomach

Big respect to Florian :worship:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:08 AM
1603

April 28 Funeral of Elizabeth I of England in Westminster Abbey

That's what happens when you kill a good guy Elisabeth... death comes get you soon after...

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:10 AM
1604

Peace between England and Spain... 1-1 Raul (35') Scholes (64')

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:11 AM
1605

Miguel Cervantes' Don Quixote is published.

That's a book I presume...

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:14 AM
1606

June 6 - Pierre Corneille, French author was born !!!!!!! :worship: You too were a good guy Pierre :cool:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:17 AM
1607

Spain is effectively bankrupt.

England - Spain 5-0 Rooney (12',19', 67') Ferdinand (85') Lampard (88')

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:18 AM
1608

Japanese clan of Shimizu conquers Okinawa.

Old Japan is fascinating...

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:20 AM
Arf it was in 1609... :sobbing:

jayrhum
06-19-2005, 03:23 AM
One day the old wise man told me: "You'll never reached 1000 posts on MTF before your death..."

He was right... :sobbing:

The aim seems so close but the road seems so long at the same time... And I feel the energy slowly quitting my body...

At least I tried and I die with the honours...

Becarina
06-19-2005, 04:05 AM
One day the old wise man told me: "You'll never reached 1000 posts on MTF before your death..."

He was right... :sobbing:

The aim seems so close but the road seems so long at the same time... And I feel the energy slowly quitting my body...

At least I tried and I die with the honours...


aww you are close! :yeah: I believe in you :hug: ;)

Becarina
06-19-2005, 04:36 AM
Over 2500 left handed people are killed each year from using products made for right handed people

Becarina
06-19-2005, 04:36 AM
In 1845, President Andrew Jackson's pet parrot was removed from his funeral for swearing.

Becarina
06-19-2005, 04:37 AM
When Thomas Edison died in 1941; Henry Ford captured his last dying breath in a bottle.

Becarina
06-19-2005, 04:37 AM
A dentist invented the Electric Chair

Becarina
06-19-2005, 04:37 AM
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously - it can kill you.