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The Joaquin Appreciation Thread #1

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allanah
06-17-2005, 04:15 PM
The Brady Bunch

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:15 PM
Dukes of Hazzard

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:18 PM
Miami Vice :yeah:

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:20 PM
CSI

(I'm still not sure what's eally going on here :lol: But listing stuff is good, too!:p )

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 04:21 PM
Ladies, do you really plan to make this thread the biggest ever? :lol:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:22 PM
The Muppets

we are helping willie change his avy, see thread title ;)

sol
06-17-2005, 04:22 PM
La Usuarpadora: an older Venezuelan TV soap opera :haha:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:22 PM
The Munsters

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:23 PM
Ladies, do you really plan to make this thread the biggest ever? :lol:


yes we do dear! :) And it is nice of your to help :smooch:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:23 PM
Gilligans Island

Suzi
06-17-2005, 04:24 PM
Saved by the Bell

i thought i join in!

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:25 PM
:wavey:

Leave it to Beaver

sol
06-17-2005, 04:26 PM
The Simple Life

sol
06-17-2005, 04:26 PM
Gilmore Girls

sol
06-17-2005, 04:27 PM
Sex and the City

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:27 PM
we are helping willie change his avy, see thread title ;)


Heh :lol: OK.



Santa Barbara: Eden + Cruz :couple: best daytime TV couple ever :


*is quite please to have joined history in the making*

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:27 PM
nice to have you! :)

Bewitched

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:28 PM
Days of Our Lives- loved it until the aliens came to salem :rolleyes:

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:28 PM
Falcon Crest :rocker2:

Suzi
06-17-2005, 04:29 PM
Malibu

sol
06-17-2005, 04:29 PM
X-Files

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:29 PM
Dallas (could Bobby Ewing's jeans have been any tighter? :eek: )

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:30 PM
Cops

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:30 PM
Dallas (could Bobby Ewing's jeans have been any tighter? :eek: )


:lol: he was hot! ;)

I Dream of Jeanie

sol
06-17-2005, 04:30 PM
Seinfeld

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:31 PM
:lol: he was hot! ;)

I Dream of Jeanie

He so was! ;)



TJ Hooker

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 04:32 PM
I guess thats what we call the chat effect :eek: :lol:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:32 PM
Columbo

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:33 PM
The Fall Guy

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 04:34 PM
Every time I got on main page, I see last message in Non tennis section was posted in this thread... unsane...:lol:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:34 PM
Bionic Woman

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:34 PM
Every time I got on main page, I see last message in Non tennis section was posted in this thread... unsane...:lol:


:haha: you love it here :p

Suzi
06-17-2005, 04:34 PM
Diagnosis murder

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:34 PM
Burke's Law

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:34 PM
Colgate Comedy Hour

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 04:35 PM
Bionic Woman
Ok I see Fast Fingers Woman a.k.a AndysGirl is ON!!! :lol:

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:35 PM
Every time I got on main page, I see last message in Non tennis section was posted in this thread... unsane...:lol:

well, it is such a worthy cause and stuff :p

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:36 PM
Dynasty

(shoulder pads baby!)

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:36 PM
:lol:

Batman- I love the old tv show with the BAM! POP! WHAM! :haha:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:37 PM
HeeHaw

Suzi
06-17-2005, 04:37 PM
Danger mouse

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:38 PM
My 3 Sons

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:38 PM
Greatest American Hero :yeah:

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 04:39 PM
Have fun people... But from what I see it seems that jackie a.k.a the delivery guy has made his job... Everybody's flyng high there :lol:

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:40 PM
:lol:

Batman- I love the old tv show with the BAM! POP! WHAM! :haha:

"Holy massive-and-random chat thread, Batman!!" :eek: :eek: :lol:


Beverly Holls 90210

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:40 PM
Have fun people... But from what I see it seems that jackie a.k.a the delivery guy has made his job... Everybody's flyng high there :lol:


if you contribute, you would have your 1000 posts already :ras:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:41 PM
"Holy massive-and-random chat thread, Batman!!" :eek: :eek: :lol:


Beverly Holls 90210


:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:41 PM
Bossom Buddies

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:42 PM
Mash

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:42 PM
Father Knows Best

Suzi
06-17-2005, 04:42 PM
So Little Time

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:42 PM
I Love Lucy

Suzi
06-17-2005, 04:43 PM
Ed

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:44 PM
Press Gang

(British kids TV show of the 80s. The hairstyles were an architectural dream)

Suzi
06-17-2005, 04:45 PM
Grange Hill

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:46 PM
Wonder Woman!

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:47 PM
Byker Grove

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:47 PM
Three's Company

Suzi
06-17-2005, 04:47 PM
Biz

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 04:48 PM
if you contribute, you would have your 1000 posts already :ras:My only mission from now and for the next two weeks is to cheer for Coria...that's all!
I even plan to put a Guillermo's face on my av!!!! :lol:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:48 PM
Andy Griffith Show

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:48 PM
My only mission from now and for the next two weeks is to cheer for Coria...that's all!
I even plan to put a Guillermo's face on my av!!!! :lol:


:eek: but yours was so much nicer :p

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:49 PM
Gomer Pile

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 04:50 PM
:eek: but yours was so much nicer :pI know but someone borrowed it to me... :)

Suzi
06-17-2005, 04:50 PM
Big Breakfast

allanah
06-17-2005, 04:50 PM
(the difference between what I'm doing and what I'm supposed to be doing is mad! :lol:)




Muppet Babies ('Animal' was my fave!)

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:50 PM
I know but someone borrowed it to me... :)


i saw that, was confusing for a second ;)

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:51 PM
Fragile Rock! :yeah:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:52 PM
Superman

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:52 PM
Twilight Zone

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:53 PM
Outer Limits

Suzi
06-17-2005, 04:53 PM
Friends

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:53 PM
Night Court

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:54 PM
Cheers

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:54 PM
The Facts Of Life

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:54 PM
Who's the Boss

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:55 PM
Charles in Charge

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:55 PM
Happy Days

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:55 PM
Mel's Diner

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:56 PM
Full House

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:56 PM
Family Matters

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:57 PM
Small Wonders

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:57 PM
The Little Rascals

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:57 PM
Swiss Family Robinson

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:58 PM
The Waltons

Becarina
06-17-2005, 04:58 PM
Little House on the Prarie

Becarina
06-17-2005, 05:01 PM
GoodTimes :yeah:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 05:02 PM
Mary Tyler Moore Show

Becarina
06-17-2005, 05:02 PM
The Jeffersons

Becarina
06-17-2005, 05:02 PM
Amen

Becarina
06-17-2005, 05:02 PM
Newhart

mandoura
06-17-2005, 05:03 PM
The Brady Bunch

:inlove:

mandoura
06-17-2005, 05:04 PM
The Virginian

Becarina
06-17-2005, 05:55 PM
Matlock

Becarina
06-17-2005, 05:55 PM
Perry Mason

willie
06-17-2005, 07:03 PM
A question....
somebody can see my avatar??????????????????????????? :eek:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:04 PM
A question....
somebody can see my avatar??????????????????????????? :eek:


:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:10 PM
The Nanny

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:10 PM
Golden Girls

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:11 PM
The Flying Nun

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:12 PM
The A Team

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:12 PM
ALF

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:13 PM
Chips

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 07:13 PM
need help for changing my avatar thread = people on a mission

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:14 PM
Doogie Howser MD

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:14 PM
need help for changing my avatar thread = people on a mission

;)

also extreme boredom :p

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:15 PM
Empty Nest

cobalt60
06-17-2005, 07:15 PM
Doogie Howser MD

So is this a TV thread now? :cool:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:15 PM
Growing Pains

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:16 PM
So is this a TV thread now? :cool:


tv shows, I think now ;) or whatever you would like I suppose :wavey:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:17 PM
LA Law

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:17 PM
Knight Rider

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:17 PM
Macgyver

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:18 PM
Laverne and Shirley

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:18 PM
Magnum P.I.

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:22 PM
Mork and Mindy

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:22 PM
Max Headroom

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:23 PM
Mr Belvedere! :hearts: ;)

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:24 PM
Silver Spoons

cobalt60
06-17-2005, 07:24 PM
tv shows, I think now ;) or whatever you would like I suppose :wavey:

:wavey: back- I loved Magnum PI!!!!!

Are you just trying to up your posts ;)

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:24 PM
Remington Steele

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:25 PM
:wavey: back- I loved Magnum PI!!!!!

Are you just trying to up your posts ;)


nah, only the posts in the thread! :yeah: jackie wants to make it the one with the most replies :lol: will take forever and I have nothing else to do, so :shrug:

cobalt60
06-17-2005, 07:28 PM
nah, only the posts in the thread! :yeah: jackie wants to make it the one with the most replies :lol: will take forever and I have nothing else to do, so :shrug:

LOL Keep it up- you'll get to 5000 before you know it!! I have a 4 day weekend too and it is raining here as well. I am a bit under the weather just like the real thing so I am actually off to nap! See ya later :wavey:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 07:30 PM
LOL Keep it up- you'll get to 5000 before you know it!! I have a 4 day weekend too and it is raining here as well. I am a bit under the weather just like the real thing so I am actually off to nap! See ya later :wavey:


:hug: hope you get to feeling better, I am sure you know all the tricks ;) :wavey: It ended up not raining and is now 97 degrees and sunny :woohoo: tennis later :D

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 07:49 PM
OK willie, now I'm really ready to cheer for Coria. It hurts me a bit but I'm sure I'll get used and it's such a pleasure to make you happy :)

So...

GO GO GUILLERMO!!!!!

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 07:57 PM
nah, only the posts in the thread! :yeah: jackie wants to make it the one with the most replies :lol: will take forever and I have nothing else to do, so :shrug:

Current outlook:

need to help .... = 1300 (I'm gentle :lol: )

Person above ... = 39 000 ...


:rolleyes:

We believe!

mandoura
06-17-2005, 09:34 PM
Current outlook:

need to help .... = 1300 (I'm gentle :lol: )

Person above ... = 39 000 ...


:rolleyes:

We believe!

Yup. If there is a will, there is a way. :)

mandoura
06-17-2005, 09:41 PM
Ally McBeal

mandoura
06-17-2005, 09:43 PM
Bewitched

mandoura
06-17-2005, 09:44 PM
Dennis the Menace

mandoura
06-17-2005, 09:44 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond

sol
06-17-2005, 09:51 PM
Yup. If there is a will, there is a way. :)

:lol: You’re going to catch me in posts number soon to do it ;)

C'mon girls http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/fuzwadd/smileys/b_turtle.gif ;)

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 10:50 PM
Damn this is really the jungle in the chat threads... Hard to find the monster with a quick look :lol:

Suzi
06-17-2005, 11:09 PM
Bewitched

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:15 PM
Ok I'm gonna tell you the story of the three fish.... :)

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:16 PM
This is the story of the lake

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:16 PM
and the three big fish that were in it...

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:17 PM
one of them intelligent...

Suzi
06-17-2005, 11:18 PM
:zzz:

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:18 PM
another half-intelligent...

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:19 PM
and the third... stupid...

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:20 PM
Some fishermen came to the edge of the lake with their nets...

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:21 PM
The three fish saw them....

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:21 PM
The intelligent fish decided at once to leave, to make the long, difficult trip to the ocean...

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:22 PM
He thought...

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:23 PM
"I won't consult with these two on this. They will only weaken my resolve, because they love this place so. They call it home. Their ignorance will keep them here."

.....

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:23 PM
When you're travelling, ask a traveller for advice, not someone whose lameness keeps him in one place.


....

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:24 PM
Muhammad says,
"Love of one's country is part of the faith."

...

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:24 PM
But don't take that literally!

.....

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:25 PM
Your real "country" is where you're heading, not where you are.

....

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:25 PM
Don't misread that hadith.

....

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:25 PM
In the ritual ablutions, according to tradition, there's a separate prayer for each body part.

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:26 PM
When you snuff water up your nose to cleanse it, beg for the scent of the spirit.

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:27 PM
The proper prayer is,
"Lord, wash me. My hand has washed this part of me, but my hand can't wash my spirit.
I can wash this skin, but you must wash me."

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:27 PM
A certain man used to say the wrong prayer
for the wrong hole. He'd say the nose prayer
when he splashed his behind. Can the odor of heaven
come from our rumps? Don't be humble with fools.
Don't take pride into the presence of a master.

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:28 PM
It's right to love your home place, but first ask, "Where is that, really?"

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:28 PM
The wise fish saw the men and their nets and said, "I'm leaving."

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:28 PM
Ali was told a secret doctrine by Muhammad
and told not to tell it, so he whispered it down
the mouth of a well. Sometimes there's no one to talk to.
You must just set out on your own.

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:29 PM
So the intelligent fish made its whole length
a moving footprint and, like a deer the dogs chase,
suffered greatly on its way, but finally made it
to the edgeless safety of the sea.

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:29 PM
The half-intelligent fish thought...

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:29 PM
"My guide has gone. I ought to have gone with him, but I didn't, and now I've lost my chance to escape. I wish I'd gone with him"

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:30 PM
Don't regret what's happened. If it's in the past, let it go. Don't even remember it!

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:30 PM
A certain man caught a bird in a trap.
The bird says,

....

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:31 PM
"Sir, you have eaten many cows and sheep
in your life, and you're still hungry. The little bit
of meat on my bones won't satisfy you either.
If you let me go, I'll give you three pieces of wisdom.
One I'll say standing on your hand. One on your roof.
And I'll speak one from the limb of that tree."

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:31 PM
The man was interested. He freed the bird and let it stand on his hand.

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:32 PM
"Number One: Do not believe in absudity, no matter who says it."

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:32 PM
The bird flew and lit on the man's roof....

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:33 PM
"Number Two: Do not grieve over what is past. It's over. Never regret what has happened."

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:33 PM
"By the way," the bird continued, "in my body there's a huge
pearl weighing as much as ten copper coins. It was meant
to be the inheritance of you and your children,
but now you've lost it. You could have owned
the largest pearl in existence, but evidently
it was not meant to be."

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:34 PM
The man started wailing like a woman in childbirth.
The bird: "Didn't I just say, Don't grieve
for what's in the past? And also, Don't believe
an absurdity? My entire body doesn't weigh
as much as ten copper coins. How could I have
a pearl that heavy inside me?"

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:34 PM
The man came to his senses. "All right. Tell me Number Three."

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:35 PM
"Yes. You've made such good sense of the first two!"

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:35 PM
Don't give advice to someone who's groggy and falling asleep. Don't throw seeds on the sand. Some torn places cannot be patched.

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:36 PM
Back to the second fish, the half-intelligent one....

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:36 PM
He mourns the absence of his guide for a while and then thinks...

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:36 PM
"What can I do to save myself
from these men and their nets? Perhaps if I pretend
to be already dead!

I'll belly up on the surface
and float like weeds float, just giving myself totally
to the water. To die before I die, as Muhammad
said to."

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:37 PM
So he did that....

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:37 PM
He bobbed up and down, helpless, within arm's reach of the fisherman.

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:37 PM
"Look at this! The best and biggest fish is dead."

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:38 PM
One of the men lifted him by the tail, spat on him, and threw him up on the ground.

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:38 PM
He rolled over and over and slid secretly near the water, and then, back in.

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:39 PM
Meanwhile, the third fish, the dumb one, was agitatedly jumping about, trying to escape with his agility and cleverness.

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:39 PM
The net, of course, finally closed
around him, and as he lay in the terrible
frying-pan bed, he thought....

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:40 PM
If I get out of this,
I'll never live again in the limits of a lake.
Next time, the ocean! I'll make
the infinite my home."

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:41 PM
I'LL MAKE THE INFINITE MY HOME!!!!

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:42 PM
THE END. :angel:

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 11:47 PM
The poem can be found here (http://www.theskyiscrape.com/song_menu/poem.html)

Becarina
06-18-2005, 12:31 AM
wow jayrhum, I used to love you

Becarina
06-18-2005, 12:35 AM
Equilizer

cobalt60
06-18-2005, 12:39 AM
My three sons

cobalt60
06-18-2005, 12:39 AM
A Day at the Races

cobalt60
06-18-2005, 12:39 AM
A Night at the Opera

cobalt60
06-18-2005, 12:40 AM
Horsefeathers

cobalt60
06-18-2005, 12:40 AM
Monkey Business

cobalt60
06-18-2005, 12:40 AM
Duck Soup

Becarina
06-18-2005, 12:41 AM
Quantum Leap

cobalt60
06-18-2005, 12:43 AM
I could use a new head- the old one is worn out

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:04 AM
Jérôme, I used to love you, I still love you, I love you more. This was AWESOME.

J'en raffole.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:08 AM
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:08 AM
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:09 AM
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:09 AM
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey," but I haven't got the energy."

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:10 AM
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:10 AM
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:11 AM
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a forth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Becarina
06-18-2005, 01:11 AM
I am too drunk to type

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:11 AM
Bullcrap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

cobalt60
06-18-2005, 01:12 AM
Bullcrap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


I was waiting for the moral or punch line lol :worship:

cobalt60
06-18-2005, 01:12 AM
I am too drunk to type

Well than just read.... ;)

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:13 AM
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:13 AM
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:14 AM
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:14 AM
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:14 AM
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:15 AM
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:15 AM
1) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.

Becarina
06-18-2005, 01:15 AM
Well than just read.... ;)

Sue, I love you :hearts:

you have it all and I am so happy for you :D I need to drink less....I know :p

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:15 AM
2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:16 AM
3) And when you're in deep crap, keep your mouth shut!

mandoura
06-18-2005, 01:17 AM
I was waiting for the moral or punch line lol :worship:

:kiss:

cobalt60
06-18-2005, 01:21 AM
Sue, I love you :hearts:

you have it all and I am so happy for you :D I need to drink less....I know :p

:lol: Don't be too happy. I feel like the dung in Mando's stories tonight. The doctor hasn't figured out how to make a damn virus go away. I have been doing the Vit C route,tea and hot baths for my sore body but only Ibuprofen makes me actually feel better. :rolleyes:

Becarina
06-18-2005, 01:22 AM
try B12, it makes me feel good ;)

cobalt60
06-18-2005, 01:26 AM
try B12, it makes me feel good ;)

Well it is in my daily vitamin. I think before bed I should have a "hot toddy" so I will indeed send a toast your way. Cheers! And don't drink to much darling :smooch:

Becarina
06-18-2005, 01:27 AM
too late sweety! :wavey: I am just waiting for my dose of jackie and going to bed :D

willie
06-18-2005, 01:27 AM
OK willie, now I'm really ready to cheer for Coria. It hurts me a bit but I'm sure I'll get used and it's such a pleasure to make you happy :)

So...

GO GO GUILLERMO!!!!!


that's great, thanks jayrhum!!!

go jayrhum go!!!!

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 02:04 AM
Twin Peaks was on television.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 02:05 AM
The Cosby Show was on television.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 02:05 AM
I think Julianne Moore is the best actress of her generation.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 02:05 AM
Nicholas Cage IS the best actor of his generation.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 02:06 AM
I'm sure you all give a shit what my opinions are on things.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 02:06 AM
If rich people began eating dogshit, it WOULD become a delicacy.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 02:09 AM
Fiona Apple has a mesmerizing voice.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 02:16 AM
I could type all of this shit in one reply, but I may get shot for doing that.

sol
06-18-2005, 02:19 AM
"Too much Naked Dancing llama is like too much kiwi-strawberry Snapple, it just can't happen."

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 02:32 AM
I just our weekly mission plan: To get to 2,000 posts by Wednesday 6/22 11:59pm EST. High standards, but I think we can meet it guys.

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 02:33 AM
Nevermind reminds me of the word Never :scratch:

Becarina
06-18-2005, 02:38 AM
we will meet it...where is jayrhum

jackieglover
06-18-2005, 02:39 AM
boo :scared:

Becarina
06-18-2005, 02:44 AM
:woohoo:

Becarina
06-18-2005, 02:49 AM
The Dead Zone

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:43 AM
Nicholas Cage IS the best actor of his generation.

I might agree with that. ;)

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:46 AM
I just our weekly mission plan: To get to 2,000 posts by Wednesday 6/22 11:59pm EST. High standards, but I think we can meet it guys.

You plan a mission, Becky approves it, Jérôme starts it, and you all leave the dirty work to me. :fiery:

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:47 AM
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:48 AM
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:49 AM
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on."

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:49 AM
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:50 AM
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs to disclose to her husband.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:50 AM
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:50 AM
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

mandoura
06-18-2005, 04:51 AM
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"