The Joaquin Appreciation Thread #1

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Fame or fortune? Why not both?

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Bang, bang, bang. Excellent Stuff M :yeah: :worship:

Jackie sweetie, you are already forgiven. You don't really need to http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/kissass.gif.

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Strive to be the worst, your chances are better.

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I liked them. That's all. And I want to get this thread close to the magic number.

Yours are cracking me up right now. I have to go to sleep but I am glued to the screen waiting for more. :lol:

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.

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Great Presentation Skills = Able to bullshit

Active Socially = Drinks a lot

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Family Is Active Socially = Spouse drinks, too

Great Interview Skills = Able to slob a knob

;) :lol:

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Keen Sense Of Humor = Knows a lot of dirty jokes

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Willy Wonka is a fraud. Sounds like a pornstar, a pervert at the very least.

:haha: Absolutely.

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Meticulous Attention To Detail = A nit picker

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There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

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If at first you don't succeed--try management.

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Santa Claus might be the biggest fraud of all. You don't want to know why his cheeks are so f'n rosy.

Now I am really curious !!!

the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode.

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Be cosmopolitan. And discerning.

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Woo lady luck. But put your chips on wisdom...;)

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OK so much for my attempts to change the smell of this thread.

:wavey:

Pee in your pants. The feeling is kind of weird, but it's very much an acquired taste like caviar.


will also keep you warm in the winter :yeah:

Blow Out is not such a bad show, if you can get over the haircutting part

Wowwww!!! What happened in the night??? 919 posts now!!!! :eek:
I'm in trouble for the 1000/1000 combo :lol:

Michael Jackson =not guilty
OJ Simpson = not guilty
GW Bush = President of USA

I must be the Pink Panther then...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked. "Yes," he replied, "how does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. "Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted. "So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

I thought of posting this here because the "Original Joke" thread is buried and I was too lazy to find it:

The Grievance

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

The Response

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

:haha: :haha: that's a good one :lol: :lol:

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm going to start thinking positive, but I know it won't work.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

"How am I supposed to do lap dances smelling like a dead fish?"

Blonde Jokes
just for fun :)

Did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal at the
Olympics?
She had it bronzed. :o

Did you hear about the blond prisoner who was found in his cell
with half a dozen bumps on his head?
He tried to hang himself with a bungee cord.:bounce:

Hear about the blond explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

Did you hear about the blond who was arrested for shoplifting
shoes from K-Mart? They caught him just as he was hopping out
the front door.
(U.S. K-Mart marketing note: pairs of shoes are typically sold
connected together by a short string.)

A blonde goes to get her hair cut. The hair stylist cuts for about 30
minutes, hands the blonde a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?" The
blonde says, "It's okay, but could you make it just a little longer on
the back?"

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.

Did you hear about the blond who gave his cat a bath?
He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.

very funny! play it w/ sounds if you can ;)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/mariosplat.html

very funny! play it w/ sounds if you can ;)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/mariosplat.html

Funny ending :lol:

I hate hot weather. I wish the sun would just burn itself out already.

my boyfriend got me a treadmill, does that mean he is saying Im fat?

my boyfriend got me a treadmill, does that mean he is saying Im fat?
it means you should leave him:bolt:

that may be a good idea ;)

10 684 :hug: 10 515 & 9 038

:lol: :hug: 10684

only 59 more posts! :woohoo: may be there by tomorrow jackie

only 59 more posts! :woohoo: may be there by tomorrow jackie

:eek: You're tight 10 515. I did not realize we are that close.:D

:eek: You're tight 10 515. I did not realize we are that close.:D

I meant you're right. :o

:eek: You're tight 10 515. I did not realize we are that close.:D


:haha: Im tight???? :lol: :p

:haha: Im tight???? :lol: :p
and how did mandoura find out that your tight? :eek: luv yah! mandoura:kiss: peace!

:haha: Im tight???? :lol: :p

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. I swear I meant "right". :o

But if you are bolding it, you know better. :p

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

Will your car roll back miles if you drive it backwards?

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. I swear I meant "right". :o

But if you are bolding it, you know better. :p


I know :hug: But you knew I would comment :p

I know :hug: But you knew I would comment :p

Kept waiting for it and fell asleep in front of the screen. :) Would have been really disppointed if you didn't. :hug:

I thought you were going to watch a movie. I tell you, you give meaning to Karma.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

very funny! play it w/ sounds if you can ;)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/mariosplat.html

Very, very, very nice. ;)

Well-known proverbs as perceived by first graders:

- Better to be safe than ... punch a 5th grader.
- Strike while the ... bug is close.
- It's always darkest before ... Daylight Savings Time.
- Never underestimate the power of ... termites.
- You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
- No news is ... impossible.
- A miss is as good as a ... Mr.
- You can't teach an old dog new ... math.
- If you lie down with dogs, you'll … stink in the morning.
- The pen is mightier than the ... pigs.
- An idle mind is ... ...the best way to relax.
- Where there's smoke there's … pollution.
- Two's company, three's ... the Musketeers.
- Don't put off till tomorrow what ... you put on to go to bed.
- Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to blow your nose.
- There are none so blind as ... Stevie Wonder.
- Children should be seen and not … spanked or grounded
- If at first you don't succeed ... get new batteries.
- You get out of something only what you ... see in the picture on the box.
- When the blind leadeth the blind ... get out of the way.

And the favorite …

Better late than ... pregnant.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

That wasn't sound advice. You SHOULD drink and drive, it becomes like a video game out there on the roads :yeah:

Damn 969...:eek:
I go buy the champaign I guess :woohoo:

Damn 969...:eek:
I go buy the champaign I guess :woohoo:


you better get going on the number game :p

Yep... I'm in deep trouble my friend...

Do you think I have to quit the board if I dont achieve the 1000/1000 I promised...:sad:

it might be necessary :sad: But we will miss you :hug:

;)

Was fun anyway... I should have shut my big mouth... ;)

I'm definitely, positively, maybe indecisive.

Madness has no purpose or reason; but it may have a goal.

I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I think all humans suffer from an Identity crisis at some point in their life... Makes me glad I'm a rabbit.

Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Arf, The 1000 line will be crossed in the night for me I guess :sobbing:

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Arf, The 1000 line will be crossed in the night for me I guess :sobbing:

I'll tell you something. I'll keep posting and on the 1000 post you just type "taken" and then edit it when you feel like it OK? ;)

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

I'll tell you something. I'll keep posting and on the 1000 post you just type "taken" and then edit it when you feel like it OK? ;)Well I failed at my mission to post my 1000th message as the 1000th of this thread... So as soon as the line will be crossed, that will mean for me... bye bye packing bags... :sad:
But Thanks a lot for this attention, I'm touched :angel:

Funny Signs 1 :)
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http://hahacomix.com/web/archives/images/signs/Work/worksign6.jpg
http://hahacomix.com/web/archives/images/signs/Work/worksign8.jpg

Well I failed at my mission to post my 1000th message as the 1000th of this thread... So as soon as the line will be crossed, that will mean for me... bye bye packing bags... :sad:
But Thanks a lot for this attention, I'm touched :angel:

It will still work ;) . You come and take the 1000th message and edit it on your 1000th post. Don't listen to AndysGirl :devil:. Don't let her intimidate you. I am backing you up on this. :angel:

Well I failed at my mission to post my 1000th message as the 1000th of this thread... So as soon as the line will be crossed, that will mean for me... bye bye packing bags... :sad:
But Thanks a lot for this attention, I'm touched :angel:
your not doing tha makro thing are you? :eek:

your not doing tha makro thing are you? :eek:

Tell him sweetie.:)

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

The way of the Samouraï , you know... I have my honour :lol:

The way of the Samouraï , you know... I have my honour :lol:

Your honor is all respected. :worship:

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

The way of the Samouraï , you know... I have my honour :lol:
oh... c'mon your fun to be around :) don't leave :hug:

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

Go ahead, take it.

# 1000!!!!

Don't worry ladies, I won't leave... I love this thread and I know people out there will apologize my lack of sense of honour...
I'll cut one finger. Hope it will be enough to get people's mercy :angel:

Mandy, that's Christmas for me thanks to you :sobbing:

You did it. :woohoo:

:banana:

:hug: :smooch:

# 1000!!!!

Don't worry ladies, I won't leave... I love this thread and I know people out there will apologize my lack of sense of honour...
I'll cut one finger. Hope it will be enough to get people's mercy :angel:
i was waiting for you to post :) it's good that you are not leaving:yippee:

Everybody, Thanks to Jérôme, we are a chat thread. :worship:

:woohoo::yippee::yippee::woohoo:

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

CHAT, CHAT, CHAT!!! CHAT CHAT CHAT!!! CHAT YOUR BOOTIE, CHAT YOUR BOOTIE!!!

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Mandy, that's Christmas for me thanks to you :sobbing:

Absolument pas. C'est tout toi. :hug:

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

CHAT, CHAT, CHAT!!! CHAT CHAT CHAT!!! CHAT YOUR BOOTIE, CHAT YOUR BOOTIE!!!



:haha: :haha: :haha:

:woohoo::yippee::yippee::woohoo:

Yesssssssssssssss. :bounce:

In such circumstances, it's always good to take a look at the past... This is post #1 of this thread...

im so stupid, i dont know how to change my avatar, somebody can help me? :angel:What the hell happened???!!!
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

# 1000!!!!

Don't worry ladies, I won't leave... I love this thread and I know people out there will apologize my lack of sense of honour...
I'll cut one finger. Hope it will be enough to get people's mercy :angel:


:woohoo: you can stay! :rocker: but I must have you cut 2 fingers and a thumb ;)

:hug:

Has he changed it yet? Has he, has he? Maybe the admins can now move this to chats and let the world see the thread of 2005.

In such circumstances, it's always good to take a look at the past... This is post #1 of this thread...

What the hell happened???!!!
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:



:worship: :worship: the man that started it all...he deserves an award ;)

:aparty: :woohoo: we are movin on up! where is jackie to celebrate :p

and I believe he still has the same avatar :haha: :haha: :haha:

:woohoo: you can stay! :rocker: but I must have you cut 2 fingers and a thumb ;)

:hug:Thanks for your mercy, Master!!! :worship: :worship:
I'll send the whole stuff via airmail :angel:

We should ask willie if we were of any help? I can'r really remember his old avy so I won't know if he has a new one. :lol:

Jackie will be thrilled. :yippee:

Thanks for your mercy, Master!!! :worship: :worship:
I'll send the whole stuff via airmail :angel:


lovely! :D thank you ;) and have a :kiss: for your troubles

We should ask willie if we were of any help? I can'r really remember his old avy so I won't know if he has a new one. :lol:

Jackie will be thrilled. :yippee:

:lol: it is the same :sad: I fear we were of no help at all

Yep it's still the same avy for willie... I remember this day... the sun was shining, the birds were singing, my hair were curling and I was hearing "You should be dancinggggg yeah" OK I stop that :lol:

Well if it's to show Coria mate, maybe it would have been better to not appear :lol:;)
On the other hand, I can't be 100% affirmative he did not cheat on Guillermo with someone else in the meantime...

We should ask willie if we were of any help?I helped him indeed... Check the first page... I remember this day... the sun was shining, the birds were singing, my hair were curling and I was hearing "You should be dancinggggg yeah" Ok I stop that again!!!!!Damnnnn what the hell is wrong with you boy???!!! :crazy:

:worship: :worship: the man that started it all...he deserves an award ;)

:aparty: :woohoo: we are movin on up! where is jackie to celebrate :p

Drink up to the man who started it all: Willie, where are you so you can claim your prize? What shall it be, everyone? What shall his prize be?

my last offering bec i could not be bothered to track down any thread in another section of this place :o

"Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted" (Bertrand Russell)

Yep, it was a great match.

Do you think we can reach the "chat" status only by ourselves? :lol:

You've always known, you intuitive one. :worship: Of course, we all get by with a little help from our friends.

Maybe if I get some butt thongs to commemorate the occasion?

See you soon in the chat jungle my friends.
Good morning/afternoon/evening/night ladies and gentlemen! :wavey:

:woohoo: We made it! :yeah:

Indeed, jackie.....we've made history.....

Drink up to the man who started it all: Willie, where are you so you can claim your prize? What shall it be, everyone? What shall his prize be?


his prize is his first successful thread on MTF :p

See you soon in the chat jungle my friends.
Good morning/afternoon/evening/night ladies and gentlemen! :wavey:


adios! :wavey: when shall I expect my fingers? :eek:

Next goal: BIGGEST thread on MTF :yeah:

this should help

:woohoo: you are so smart :hearts:

It's greed :haha:

figures

great the thread reached the 1000!!!!sorry for posting this 34 posts later, this thread grows so quicky...:)

I helped him indeed... Check the first page... I remember this day... the sun was shining, the birds were singing, my hair were curling and I was hearing "You should be dancinggggg yeah" Ok I stop that again!!!!!Damnnnn what the hell is wrong with you boy???!!! :crazy:

yes you help me, you all help me, THANKS ALL!!! :wavey: :D

his prize is his first successful thread on MTF :p

THANKS :o ;)

Drink up to the man who started it all: Willie, where are you so you can claim your prize? What shall it be, everyone? What shall his prize be?
the prize might be that during wimbledon YOU ALL have to have in YOUR signature, GO CORIA

the prize might be that during wimbledon YOU ALL have to have in YOUR signature, GO CORIA
i see you already post your wish! :)

the prize might be that during wimbledon YOU ALL have to have in YOUR signature, GO CORIA
con placer ;)

Rehab is for quitters.

con placer ;)

Is that in English or in Spanish? :confused:

A friend with weed is a friend indeed; A friend in need is a bloody pain.

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.

Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy. It's just a question of degree.

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

I can resist everything except temptation.

When in doubt, mumble.

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time.. I think I’ve forgotten this before…

the prize might be that during wimbledon YOU ALL have to have in YOUR signature, GO CORIA

When pigs fly, my man. :o

the prize might be that during wimbledon YOU ALL have to have in YOUR signature, GO CORIAI like so much Coria (such a gentleman you know) that I'll do that for you :yeah:

When pigs fly, my man. :o


stranger things have happened ... ;)

When pigs fly, my man. :o

:sad: , you are so bad, im a little kid that wants his prize :p

thanks tinuviel-estel, tennischick and jayhrum!!!:)

thanks tinuviel-estel, tennischick and jayhrum!!!:)

I would have loved to put EL MAGO in my sig, but with only 750 characters allowed, it will be difficult. But I promise I will be cheering for him because I usually do, deal? :hug:

thanks tinuviel-estel, tennischick and jayhrum!!!:)
I'm such a nice guy that I'm gonna offer you a bit more than three days more for free... :angel:
And I'll let the sig until the end of Wimbly :angel: even after his loss :angel:
That is to say on Monday noon :devil:

Viva Coriaaaaaa!!!

thats great!!!!
thanks jayrhum!!!!!!!! :worship: :D

My pleasure, amigo :D

I'm such a nice guy that I'm gonna offer you a bit more than three days more for free... :angel:
And I'll let the sig until the end of Wimbly :angel: even after his loss :angel:
That is to say on Monday noon :devil:

Viva Coriaaaaaa!!!


you never cease to amaze me .... :p

CONGRATS!!! YOU HAVE THE REQUIRED FOR CHAT THREAD STATUS!!!!!

Now you have to wait for Amanda or gravity to do their job ;)

Where the hell are the admins? Are they in "hell" too?

:tape:

jazz_girl comes to rescue

jazz_girl comes to rescue

:D

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Alarm clock: a small, mechanical device to wake up people without children.

Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

Confidence: the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Deja Fu: the feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.

I would have loved to put EL MAGO in my sig, but with only 750 characters allowed, it will be difficult. But I promise I will be cheering for him because I usually do, deal? :hug:

mmm......okay :rolleyes:

Twin Peaks was a television show.

Punky Brewster was a television show.

There are actually a lot of television shows if you can believe that. I'll name as many as I can if you want.

:topic:

I changed my avatar to my 2nd favorite movie (I've had Leaving Las Vegas before) for the upcoming tournament Denaon and I are working on :D

There are actually a lot of television shows if you can believe that. I'll name as many as I can if you want.

Please do. Remember our next mission, biggest thread in MTF, so go one by one. ;)

:topic:

I changed my avatar to my 2nd favorite movie (I've had Leaving Las Vegas before) for the upcoming tournament Denaon and I are working on :D

Didn't notice. :D

mmm......okay :rolleyes:

Thanks :hug: .

Vamos El Mago

Coria Lalalalalalala ééééé Vivaaaaaa Carlaaaaaaaa :lol:

Ladies and Gentlemen, you are invited to rate the thread...
We need stars...

I don't know how to rate a thread Jayrhum but I thought I'd pop by to see what Mandoura was talking about in her (very intricate) reps post. Mandoura, you are obviously a woman on a mission! :) :yeah:

jackieglover I loved Punky Brewster! she was always so optimistic. In fact I think I was her before the bitterness and cynicism kicked in :devil: :p Her and Pippi Longstocking.

:wavey: whats this thread about :scratch: i thought i be annoying and pop by!

:wavey: whats this thread about :scratch: i thought i be annoying and pop by!Hi Suzi :wavey:
That's a very very good question you know!!!!
And to answer you very sincerely, after more than 1000 messages, I can't give an extremly affirmative answer as I'm not sure of what the thread is about myself...
Well basically, it was for helping willie to change his avie... but some martians decided at quite the same time to land their spaceship right here...:lol: So now we have to deal with these crazy guys ;)

okey dokey :bolt:

so hows you anyway :wavey:

I'm fine ;) Hope you're good as well.
Richard has finally found his mind and is a solid and regular player now... That's cool!!! :)

that is cool well got to dash brekkie calls :)

Ladies and Gentlemen, you are invited to rate the thread...
We need stars...

I'm a star..rate me, people...rate me.

mmm......okay :rolleyes:

You still haven't changed your avvie yet? Shame, shame....

:sad: , you are so bad, im a little kid that wants his prize :p

I'll see if Fonsie has something in mind. :o

I don't know how to rate a thread Jayrhum but I thought I'd pop by to see what Mandoura was talking about in her (very intricate) reps post. Mandoura, you are obviously a woman on a mission! :) :yeah:

jackieglover I loved Punky Brewster! she was always so optimistic. In fact I think I was her before the bitterness and cynicism kicked in :devil: :p Her and Pippi Longstocking.

Punky Brewster was the best. :yeah: I had it as my avatar for a while on here.

I'm a star..rate me, people...rate me.

Twinkle Twinkle:

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btw, All in the Family is a tv show also

I need help for changing my avatar... mine is awful :sobbing:
Am I at the right place? :tears:

Three's company.

I need help for changing my avatar... mine is awful :sobbing:
Am I at the right place? :tears:


of course, we offer all kinds of help here ;) :wavey:

Family Ties

Peyton Place. (very old for you kids) :lol:

Gunsmoke

of course, we offer all kinds of help here ;) :wavey:Was aware of that... ;) Well at least, I knew jackie was a top quality drug dealer...thanks for the weed dude :yeah:

Was aware of that... ;) Well at least, I knew jackie was a top quality drug dealer...thanks for the weed dude :yeah:


:lol: yeh, but I think he is more into crack :p Where are my fingers?

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

:lol: yeh, but I think he is more into crack :p Where are my fingers?In the plane... :p

Welcome Back, Kotter

Melrose Place

Beverly Hills 90210 :lol:

In the plane... :p


i am very impatient ;)

i am very impatient ;)Well as a good samouraï, I just had to take a random guy, kill him with my lame and cut off a package for you... So no problem... Anytime ;)

Well as a good samouraï, I just had to take a random guy, kill him with my lame and cut off a package for you... So no problem... Anytime ;)


:haha: NO!! I dont want his package :p

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