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jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:45 AM
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jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:46 AM
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tennischick
06-14-2005, 04:46 AM
Fame or fortune? Why not both?

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:48 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 04:48 AM
Bang, bang, bang. Excellent Stuff M :yeah: :worship:

Jackie sweetie, you are already forgiven. You don't really need to http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/kissass.gif.

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:49 AM
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jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:50 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 04:51 AM
Strive to be the worst, your chances are better.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/laugh.gif

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:51 AM
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jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:52 AM
[QUOTE..

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:53 AM
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jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:54 AM
.!!!

mandoura
06-14-2005, 04:55 AM
I liked them. That's all. And I want to get this thread close to the magic number.

Yours are cracking me up right now. I have to go to sleep but I am glued to the screen waiting for more. :lol:

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:55 AM
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jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:56 AM
I'd..

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:58 AM
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jackieglover
06-14-2005, 04:58 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 04:59 AM
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:00 AM
I..

mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:00 AM
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:00 AM
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jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:02 AM
8..

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:03 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:03 AM
Great Presentation Skills = Able to bullshit

mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:04 AM
Active Socially = Drinks a lot

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:04 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:04 AM
Family Is Active Socially = Spouse drinks, too

mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:05 AM
Great Interview Skills = Able to slob a knob

;) :lol:

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:05 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:05 AM
Keen Sense Of Humor = Knows a lot of dirty jokes

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:06 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:06 AM
Willy Wonka is a fraud. Sounds like a pornstar, a pervert at the very least.

:haha: Absolutely.

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:08 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:08 AM
Meticulous Attention To Detail = A nit picker

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:08 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:09 AM
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:10 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:11 AM
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:11 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:11 AM
If at first you don't succeed--try management.

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:12 AM
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mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:12 AM
Santa Claus might be the biggest fraud of all. You don't want to know why his cheeks are so f'n rosy.

Now I am really curious !!!

mandoura
06-14-2005, 05:13 AM
the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode.

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:13 AM
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tennischick
06-14-2005, 05:14 AM
Be cosmopolitan. And discerning.

:wavey: :zzz:

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:14 AM
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tennischick
06-14-2005, 05:15 AM
Woo lady luck. But put your chips on wisdom...;)

:zzz: :zzz:

jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:18 AM
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jackieglover
06-14-2005, 05:19 AM
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tennischick
06-14-2005, 05:19 AM
OK so much for my attempts to change the smell of this thread.

:wavey:

Becarina
06-14-2005, 06:05 AM
Pee in your pants. The feeling is kind of weird, but it's very much an acquired taste like caviar.


will also keep you warm in the winter :yeah:

Becarina
06-14-2005, 06:07 AM
Blow Out is not such a bad show, if you can get over the haircutting part

jayrhum
06-14-2005, 08:15 AM
Wowwww!!! What happened in the night??? 919 posts now!!!! :eek:
I'm in trouble for the 1000/1000 combo :lol:

justClaudia
06-14-2005, 10:44 AM
Michael Jackson =not guilty
OJ Simpson = not guilty
GW Bush = President of USA

I must be the Pink Panther then...

sol
06-14-2005, 11:00 AM
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

sol
06-14-2005, 11:01 AM
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked. "Yes," he replied, "how does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. "Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

sol
06-14-2005, 11:01 AM
A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted. "So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

mandoura
06-14-2005, 03:08 PM
I thought of posting this here because the "Original Joke" thread is buried and I was too lazy to find it:

The Grievance

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

The Response

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

tinuviel_estel
06-14-2005, 04:34 PM
:haha: :haha: that's a good one :lol: :lol:

mandoura
06-14-2005, 09:03 PM
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

mandoura
06-14-2005, 09:05 PM
I'm going to start thinking positive, but I know it won't work.

mandoura
06-14-2005, 09:06 PM
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

mandoura
06-14-2005, 09:07 PM
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

mandoura
06-14-2005, 09:08 PM
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

sol
06-14-2005, 09:49 PM
"How am I supposed to do lap dances smelling like a dead fish?"

tinuviel_estel
06-14-2005, 10:02 PM
Blonde Jokes
just for fun :)

Did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal at the
Olympics?
She had it bronzed. :o

Did you hear about the blond prisoner who was found in his cell
with half a dozen bumps on his head?
He tried to hang himself with a bungee cord.:bounce:

Hear about the blond explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

Did you hear about the blond who was arrested for shoplifting
shoes from K-Mart? They caught him just as he was hopping out
the front door.
(U.S. K-Mart marketing note: pairs of shoes are typically sold
connected together by a short string.)

A blonde goes to get her hair cut. The hair stylist cuts for about 30
minutes, hands the blonde a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?" The
blonde says, "It's okay, but could you make it just a little longer on
the back?"

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.

Did you hear about the blond who gave his cat a bath?
He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.

tinuviel_estel
06-14-2005, 10:33 PM
very funny! play it w/ sounds if you can ;)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/mariosplat.html

jackieglover
06-15-2005, 01:11 AM
very funny! play it w/ sounds if you can ;)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/mariosplat.html

Funny ending :lol:

jackieglover
06-15-2005, 01:13 AM
I hate hot weather. I wish the sun would just burn itself out already.

Becarina
06-15-2005, 01:24 AM
my boyfriend got me a treadmill, does that mean he is saying Im fat?

tinuviel_estel
06-15-2005, 01:27 AM
my boyfriend got me a treadmill, does that mean he is saying Im fat?
it means you should leave him:bolt:

Becarina
06-15-2005, 01:42 AM
that may be a good idea ;)

mandoura
06-15-2005, 01:52 AM
10 684 :hug: 10 515 & 9 038

Becarina
06-15-2005, 01:53 AM
:lol: :hug: 10684

Becarina
06-15-2005, 01:54 AM
only 59 more posts! :woohoo: may be there by tomorrow jackie

mandoura
06-15-2005, 02:02 AM
only 59 more posts! :woohoo: may be there by tomorrow jackie

:eek: You're tight 10 515. I did not realize we are that close.:D

mandoura
06-15-2005, 02:04 AM
:eek: You're tight 10 515. I did not realize we are that close.:D

I meant you're right. :o

Becarina
06-15-2005, 02:04 AM
:eek: You're tight 10 515. I did not realize we are that close.:D


:haha: Im tight???? :lol: :p

tinuviel_estel
06-15-2005, 02:06 AM
:haha: Im tight???? :lol: :p
and how did mandoura find out that your tight? :eek: luv yah! mandoura:kiss: peace!

mandoura
06-15-2005, 02:17 AM
:haha: Im tight???? :lol: :p

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. I swear I meant "right". :o

But if you are bolding it, you know better. :p

mandoura
06-15-2005, 02:37 AM
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

sigmagirl91
06-15-2005, 02:56 AM
Will your car roll back miles if you drive it backwards?

Becarina
06-15-2005, 03:59 AM
Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. I swear I meant "right". :o

But if you are bolding it, you know better. :p


I know :hug: But you knew I would comment :p

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:18 AM
I know :hug: But you knew I would comment :p

Kept waiting for it and fell asleep in front of the screen. :) Would have been really disppointed if you didn't. :hug:

I thought you were going to watch a movie. I tell you, you give meaning to Karma.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:19 AM
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:23 AM
very funny! play it w/ sounds if you can ;)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/mariosplat.html

Very, very, very nice. ;)

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:37 AM
Well-known proverbs as perceived by first graders:

- Better to be safe than ... punch a 5th grader.
- Strike while the ... bug is close.
- It's always darkest before ... Daylight Savings Time.
- Never underestimate the power of ... termites.
- You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
- No news is ... impossible.
- A miss is as good as a ... Mr.
- You can't teach an old dog new ... math.
- If you lie down with dogs, you'll … stink in the morning.
- The pen is mightier than the ... pigs.
- An idle mind is ... ...the best way to relax.
- Where there's smoke there's … pollution.
- Two's company, three's ... the Musketeers.
- Don't put off till tomorrow what ... you put on to go to bed.
- Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to blow your nose.
- There are none so blind as ... Stevie Wonder.
- Children should be seen and not … spanked or grounded
- If at first you don't succeed ... get new batteries.
- You get out of something only what you ... see in the picture on the box.
- When the blind leadeth the blind ... get out of the way.

And the favorite …

Better late than ... pregnant.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:40 AM
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:40 AM
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:41 AM
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:41 AM
I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:47 AM
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:47 AM
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:48 AM
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:49 AM
Do pilots take crash-courses?

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:50 AM
If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:52 AM
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:53 AM
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:57 AM
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:57 AM
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

mandoura
06-15-2005, 05:58 AM
Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

jackieglover
06-15-2005, 01:52 PM
If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

That wasn't sound advice. You SHOULD drink and drive, it becomes like a video game out there on the roads :yeah:

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 01:57 PM
Damn 969...:eek:
I go buy the champaign I guess :woohoo:

Becarina
06-15-2005, 02:12 PM
Damn 969...:eek:
I go buy the champaign I guess :woohoo:


you better get going on the number game :p

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 02:51 PM
Yep... I'm in deep trouble my friend...

Do you think I have to quit the board if I dont achieve the 1000/1000 I promised...:sad:

Becarina
06-15-2005, 04:56 PM
it might be necessary :sad: But we will miss you :hug:

;)

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 07:54 PM
Was fun anyway... I should have shut my big mouth... ;)

mandoura
06-15-2005, 09:46 PM
I'm definitely, positively, maybe indecisive.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 09:47 PM
Madness has no purpose or reason; but it may have a goal.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 09:48 PM
I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 09:49 PM
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 09:50 PM
I think all humans suffer from an Identity crisis at some point in their life... Makes me glad I'm a rabbit.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 09:50 PM
Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 09:51 PM
The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 10:06 PM
Arf, The 1000 line will be crossed in the night for me I guess :sobbing:

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:08 PM
You're never too old to learn something stupid.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:09 PM
Arf, The 1000 line will be crossed in the night for me I guess :sobbing:

I'll tell you something. I'll keep posting and on the 1000 post you just type "taken" and then edit it when you feel like it OK? ;)

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:10 PM
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:11 PM
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:11 PM
Never miss a good chance to shut up.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:12 PM
I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:13 PM
I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 10:16 PM
I'll tell you something. I'll keep posting and on the 1000 post you just type "taken" and then edit it when you feel like it OK? ;)Well I failed at my mission to post my 1000th message as the 1000th of this thread... So as soon as the line will be crossed, that will mean for me... bye bye packing bags... :sad:
But Thanks a lot for this attention, I'm touched :angel:

tinuviel_estel
06-15-2005, 10:23 PM
Funny Signs 1 :)
http://www.graffitiworx.com/images/NoPetsLG.jpg
http://hahacomix.com/web/archives/images/signs/Work/worksign6.jpg
http://hahacomix.com/web/archives/images/signs/Work/worksign8.jpg

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:23 PM
Well I failed at my mission to post my 1000th message as the 1000th of this thread... So as soon as the line will be crossed, that will mean for me... bye bye packing bags... :sad:
But Thanks a lot for this attention, I'm touched :angel:

It will still work ;) . You come and take the 1000th message and edit it on your 1000th post. Don't listen to AndysGirl :devil:. Don't let her intimidate you. I am backing you up on this. :angel:

tinuviel_estel
06-15-2005, 10:24 PM
Well I failed at my mission to post my 1000th message as the 1000th of this thread... So as soon as the line will be crossed, that will mean for me... bye bye packing bags... :sad:
But Thanks a lot for this attention, I'm touched :angel:
your not doing tha makro thing are you? :eek:

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:26 PM
your not doing tha makro thing are you? :eek:

Tell him sweetie.:)

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:27 PM
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 10:30 PM
The way of the Samouraï , you know... I have my honour :lol:

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:37 PM
The way of the Samouraï , you know... I have my honour :lol:

Your honor is all respected. :worship:

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

tinuviel_estel
06-15-2005, 10:38 PM
The way of the Samouraï , you know... I have my honour :lol:
oh... c'mon your fun to be around :) don't leave :hug:

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:40 PM
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:42 PM
Go ahead, take it.

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 10:42 PM
# 1000!!!!

Don't worry ladies, I won't leave... I love this thread and I know people out there will apologize my lack of sense of honour...
I'll cut one finger. Hope it will be enough to get people's mercy :angel:

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 10:44 PM
Mandy, that's Christmas for me thanks to you :sobbing:

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:45 PM
You did it. :woohoo:

:banana:

:hug: :smooch:

tinuviel_estel
06-15-2005, 10:45 PM
# 1000!!!!

Don't worry ladies, I won't leave... I love this thread and I know people out there will apologize my lack of sense of honour...
I'll cut one finger. Hope it will be enough to get people's mercy :angel:
i was waiting for you to post :) it's good that you are not leaving:yippee:

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:47 PM
Everybody, Thanks to Jérôme, we are a chat thread. :worship:

tinuviel_estel
06-15-2005, 10:48 PM
:woohoo::yippee::yippee::woohoo:

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 10:48 PM
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

CHAT, CHAT, CHAT!!! CHAT CHAT CHAT!!! CHAT YOUR BOOTIE, CHAT YOUR BOOTIE!!!

http://www.thedailybulletin.com/travel/clampettes_ani.gif

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:48 PM
Mandy, that's Christmas for me thanks to you :sobbing:

Absolument pas. C'est tout toi. :hug:

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:49 PM
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

CHAT, CHAT, CHAT!!! CHAT CHAT CHAT!!! CHAT YOUR BOOTIE, CHAT YOUR BOOTIE!!!



:haha: :haha: :haha:

mandoura
06-15-2005, 10:51 PM
:woohoo::yippee::yippee::woohoo:

Yesssssssssssssss. :bounce:

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 10:51 PM
In such circumstances, it's always good to take a look at the past... This is post #1 of this thread...

im so stupid, i dont know how to change my avatar, somebody can help me? :angel:What the hell happened???!!!
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Becarina
06-15-2005, 11:10 PM
# 1000!!!!

Don't worry ladies, I won't leave... I love this thread and I know people out there will apologize my lack of sense of honour...
I'll cut one finger. Hope it will be enough to get people's mercy :angel:


:woohoo: you can stay! :rocker: but I must have you cut 2 fingers and a thumb ;)

:hug:

sigmagirl91
06-15-2005, 11:10 PM
Has he changed it yet? Has he, has he? Maybe the admins can now move this to chats and let the world see the thread of 2005.

Becarina
06-15-2005, 11:11 PM
In such circumstances, it's always good to take a look at the past... This is post #1 of this thread...

What the hell happened???!!!
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:



:worship: :worship: the man that started it all...he deserves an award ;)

:aparty: :woohoo: we are movin on up! where is jackie to celebrate :p

Becarina
06-15-2005, 11:12 PM
and I believe he still has the same avatar :haha: :haha: :haha:

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 11:14 PM
:woohoo: you can stay! :rocker: but I must have you cut 2 fingers and a thumb ;)

:hug:Thanks for your mercy, Master!!! :worship: :worship:
I'll send the whole stuff via airmail :angel:

mandoura
06-15-2005, 11:15 PM
We should ask willie if we were of any help? I can'r really remember his old avy so I won't know if he has a new one. :lol:

Jackie will be thrilled. :yippee:

Becarina
06-15-2005, 11:16 PM
Thanks for your mercy, Master!!! :worship: :worship:
I'll send the whole stuff via airmail :angel:


lovely! :D thank you ;) and have a :kiss: for your troubles

Becarina
06-15-2005, 11:17 PM
We should ask willie if we were of any help? I can'r really remember his old avy so I won't know if he has a new one. :lol:

Jackie will be thrilled. :yippee:

:lol: it is the same :sad: I fear we were of no help at all

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 11:22 PM
Yep it's still the same avy for willie... I remember this day... the sun was shining, the birds were singing, my hair were curling and I was hearing "You should be dancinggggg yeah" OK I stop that :lol:

Well if it's to show Coria mate, maybe it would have been better to not appear :lol:;)
On the other hand, I can't be 100% affirmative he did not cheat on Guillermo with someone else in the meantime...

jayrhum
06-15-2005, 11:25 PM
We should ask willie if we were of any help?I helped him indeed... Check the first page... I remember this day... the sun was shining, the birds were singing, my hair were curling and I was hearing "You should be dancinggggg yeah" Ok I stop that again!!!!!Damnnnn what the hell is wrong with you boy???!!! :crazy:

sigmagirl91
06-15-2005, 11:26 PM
:worship: :worship: the man that started it all...he deserves an award ;)

:aparty: :woohoo: we are movin on up! where is jackie to celebrate :p

Drink up to the man who started it all: Willie, where are you so you can claim your prize? What shall it be, everyone? What shall his prize be?

tennischick
06-15-2005, 11:32 PM
my last offering bec i could not be bothered to track down any thread in another section of this place :o

"Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted" (Bertrand Russell)

mandoura
06-15-2005, 11:34 PM
Yep, it was a great match.

Do you think we can reach the "chat" status only by ourselves? :lol:

You've always known, you intuitive one. :worship: Of course, we all get by with a little help from our friends.

sigmagirl91
06-15-2005, 11:36 PM
Maybe if I get some butt thongs to commemorate the occasion?

jayrhum
06-16-2005, 12:05 AM
See you soon in the chat jungle my friends.
Good morning/afternoon/evening/night ladies and gentlemen! :wavey:

jackieglover
06-16-2005, 01:53 AM
:woohoo: We made it! :yeah:

sigmagirl91
06-16-2005, 03:15 AM
Indeed, jackie.....we've made history.....

Becarina
06-16-2005, 03:17 AM
Drink up to the man who started it all: Willie, where are you so you can claim your prize? What shall it be, everyone? What shall his prize be?


his prize is his first successful thread on MTF :p

Becarina
06-16-2005, 03:18 AM
See you soon in the chat jungle my friends.
Good morning/afternoon/evening/night ladies and gentlemen! :wavey:


adios! :wavey: when shall I expect my fingers? :eek:

jackieglover
06-16-2005, 03:42 AM
Next goal: BIGGEST thread on MTF :yeah:

jackieglover
06-16-2005, 03:43 AM
this should help

Becarina
06-16-2005, 04:04 AM
:woohoo: you are so smart :hearts:

jackieglover
06-16-2005, 04:14 AM
It's greed :haha:

Becarina
06-16-2005, 04:17 AM
figures

willie
06-16-2005, 04:33 AM
great the thread reached the 1000!!!!sorry for posting this 34 posts later, this thread grows so quicky...:)

willie
06-16-2005, 04:35 AM
I helped him indeed... Check the first page... I remember this day... the sun was shining, the birds were singing, my hair were curling and I was hearing "You should be dancinggggg yeah" Ok I stop that again!!!!!Damnnnn what the hell is wrong with you boy???!!! :crazy:

yes you help me, you all help me, THANKS ALL!!! :wavey: :D

willie
06-16-2005, 04:37 AM
his prize is his first successful thread on MTF :p

THANKS :o ;)

willie
06-16-2005, 04:46 AM
Drink up to the man who started it all: Willie, where are you so you can claim your prize? What shall it be, everyone? What shall his prize be?
the prize might be that during wimbledon YOU ALL have to have in YOUR signature, GO CORIA

tinuviel_estel
06-16-2005, 04:49 AM
the prize might be that during wimbledon YOU ALL have to have in YOUR signature, GO CORIA
i see you already post your wish! :)

tennischick
06-16-2005, 04:58 AM
the prize might be that during wimbledon YOU ALL have to have in YOUR signature, GO CORIA
con placer ;)

mandoura
06-16-2005, 05:48 AM
Rehab is for quitters.

mandoura
06-16-2005, 05:48 AM
con placer ;)

Is that in English or in Spanish? :confused:

mandoura
06-16-2005, 06:55 AM
A friend with weed is a friend indeed; A friend in need is a bloody pain.

mandoura
06-16-2005, 06:56 AM
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.

mandoura
06-16-2005, 06:58 AM
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question.

mandoura
06-16-2005, 06:58 AM
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.

mandoura
06-16-2005, 07:01 AM
No doubt exists that all women are crazy. It's just a question of degree.

mandoura
06-16-2005, 07:02 AM
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

mandoura
06-16-2005, 07:05 AM
I can resist everything except temptation.

mandoura
06-16-2005, 07:06 AM
When in doubt, mumble.

mandoura
06-16-2005, 07:06 AM
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time.. I think I’ve forgotten this before…

sigmagirl91
06-16-2005, 10:32 AM
the prize might be that during wimbledon YOU ALL have to have in YOUR signature, GO CORIA

When pigs fly, my man. :o

jayrhum
06-16-2005, 10:44 AM
the prize might be that during wimbledon YOU ALL have to have in YOUR signature, GO CORIAI like so much Coria (such a gentleman you know) that I'll do that for you :yeah:

Becarina
06-16-2005, 12:27 PM
When pigs fly, my man. :o


stranger things have happened ... ;)

willie
06-16-2005, 04:15 PM
When pigs fly, my man. :o

:sad: , you are so bad, im a little kid that wants his prize :p

willie
06-16-2005, 04:16 PM
thanks tinuviel-estel, tennischick and jayhrum!!!:)

mandoura
06-16-2005, 04:26 PM
thanks tinuviel-estel, tennischick and jayhrum!!!:)

I would have loved to put EL MAGO in my sig, but with only 750 characters allowed, it will be difficult. But I promise I will be cheering for him because I usually do, deal? :hug:

jayrhum
06-16-2005, 05:13 PM
thanks tinuviel-estel, tennischick and jayhrum!!!:)
I'm such a nice guy that I'm gonna offer you a bit more than three days more for free... :angel:
And I'll let the sig until the end of Wimbly :angel: even after his loss :angel:
That is to say on Monday noon :devil:

Viva Coriaaaaaa!!!

willie
06-16-2005, 05:58 PM
thats great!!!!
thanks jayrhum!!!!!!!! :worship: :D

jayrhum
06-16-2005, 06:31 PM
My pleasure, amigo :D

Becarina
06-16-2005, 06:57 PM
I'm such a nice guy that I'm gonna offer you a bit more than three days more for free... :angel:
And I'll let the sig until the end of Wimbly :angel: even after his loss :angel:
That is to say on Monday noon :devil:

Viva Coriaaaaaa!!!


you never cease to amaze me .... :p

Denaon
06-16-2005, 08:37 PM
CONGRATS!!! YOU HAVE THE REQUIRED FOR CHAT THREAD STATUS!!!!!

Now you have to wait for Amanda or gravity to do their job ;)

sigmagirl91
06-16-2005, 09:28 PM
Where the hell are the admins? Are they in "hell" too?

mandoura
06-16-2005, 10:36 PM
:tape:

Lee
06-16-2005, 10:54 PM
jazz_girl comes to rescue

sigmagirl91
06-16-2005, 11:50 PM
jazz_girl comes to rescue

:D

mandoura
06-17-2005, 01:58 AM
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

mandoura
06-17-2005, 02:03 AM
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

mandoura
06-17-2005, 02:06 AM
Alarm clock: a small, mechanical device to wake up people without children.

mandoura
06-17-2005, 02:07 AM
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

mandoura
06-17-2005, 02:08 AM
Confidence: the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

mandoura
06-17-2005, 02:10 AM
Deja Fu: the feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.

willie
06-17-2005, 02:37 AM
I would have loved to put EL MAGO in my sig, but with only 750 characters allowed, it will be difficult. But I promise I will be cheering for him because I usually do, deal? :hug:

mmm......okay :rolleyes:

jackieglover
06-17-2005, 02:38 AM
Twin Peaks was a television show.

jackieglover
06-17-2005, 02:39 AM
Punky Brewster was a television show.

jackieglover
06-17-2005, 02:41 AM
There are actually a lot of television shows if you can believe that. I'll name as many as I can if you want.

jackieglover
06-17-2005, 03:00 AM
:topic:

I changed my avatar to my 2nd favorite movie (I've had Leaving Las Vegas before) for the upcoming tournament Denaon and I are working on :D

mandoura
06-17-2005, 03:22 AM
There are actually a lot of television shows if you can believe that. I'll name as many as I can if you want.

Please do. Remember our next mission, biggest thread in MTF, so go one by one. ;)

mandoura
06-17-2005, 03:23 AM
:topic:

I changed my avatar to my 2nd favorite movie (I've had Leaving Las Vegas before) for the upcoming tournament Denaon and I are working on :D

Didn't notice. :D

mandoura
06-17-2005, 03:24 AM
mmm......okay :rolleyes:

Thanks :hug: .

Vamos El Mago

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 07:38 AM
Coria Lalalalalalala ééééé Vivaaaaaa Carlaaaaaaaa :lol:

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 07:49 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, you are invited to rate the thread...
We need stars...

allanah
06-17-2005, 08:05 AM
I don't know how to rate a thread Jayrhum but I thought I'd pop by to see what Mandoura was talking about in her (very intricate) reps post. Mandoura, you are obviously a woman on a mission! :) :yeah:

jackieglover I loved Punky Brewster! she was always so optimistic. In fact I think I was her before the bitterness and cynicism kicked in :devil: :p Her and Pippi Longstocking.

Suzi
06-17-2005, 08:52 AM
:wavey: whats this thread about :scratch: i thought i be annoying and pop by!

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 09:01 AM
:wavey: whats this thread about :scratch: i thought i be annoying and pop by!Hi Suzi :wavey:
That's a very very good question you know!!!!
And to answer you very sincerely, after more than 1000 messages, I can't give an extremly affirmative answer as I'm not sure of what the thread is about myself...
Well basically, it was for helping willie to change his avie... but some martians decided at quite the same time to land their spaceship right here...:lol: So now we have to deal with these crazy guys ;)

Suzi
06-17-2005, 09:03 AM
okey dokey :bolt:

so hows you anyway :wavey:

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 09:12 AM
I'm fine ;) Hope you're good as well.
Richard has finally found his mind and is a solid and regular player now... That's cool!!! :)

Suzi
06-17-2005, 09:25 AM
that is cool well got to dash brekkie calls :)

sigmagirl91
06-17-2005, 10:38 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, you are invited to rate the thread...
We need stars...

I'm a star..rate me, people...rate me.

sigmagirl91
06-17-2005, 10:39 AM
mmm......okay :rolleyes:

You still haven't changed your avvie yet? Shame, shame....

sigmagirl91
06-17-2005, 10:39 AM
:sad: , you are so bad, im a little kid that wants his prize :p

I'll see if Fonsie has something in mind. :o

jackieglover
06-17-2005, 01:54 PM
I don't know how to rate a thread Jayrhum but I thought I'd pop by to see what Mandoura was talking about in her (very intricate) reps post. Mandoura, you are obviously a woman on a mission! :) :yeah:

jackieglover I loved Punky Brewster! she was always so optimistic. In fact I think I was her before the bitterness and cynicism kicked in :devil: :p Her and Pippi Longstocking.

Punky Brewster was the best. :yeah: I had it as my avatar for a while on here.

mandoura
06-17-2005, 02:07 PM
I'm a star..rate me, people...rate me.

Twinkle Twinkle:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/star1.gif http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/star.gif http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/star1.gif http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/star.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/star1.gif

Becarina
06-17-2005, 02:51 PM
btw, All in the Family is a tv show also

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 02:53 PM
I need help for changing my avatar... mine is awful :sobbing:
Am I at the right place? :tears:

mandoura
06-17-2005, 02:54 PM
Three's company.

Becarina
06-17-2005, 02:54 PM
I need help for changing my avatar... mine is awful :sobbing:
Am I at the right place? :tears:


of course, we offer all kinds of help here ;) :wavey:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 02:55 PM
Family Ties

mandoura
06-17-2005, 02:55 PM
Peyton Place. (very old for you kids) :lol:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 02:56 PM
Gunsmoke

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 02:57 PM
of course, we offer all kinds of help here ;) :wavey:Was aware of that... ;) Well at least, I knew jackie was a top quality drug dealer...thanks for the weed dude :yeah:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 02:58 PM
Was aware of that... ;) Well at least, I knew jackie was a top quality drug dealer...thanks for the weed dude :yeah:


:lol: yeh, but I think he is more into crack :p Where are my fingers?

mandoura
06-17-2005, 02:59 PM
Alfred Hitchcock Presents

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 03:01 PM
:lol: yeh, but I think he is more into crack :p Where are my fingers?In the plane... :p

mandoura
06-17-2005, 03:01 PM
Welcome Back, Kotter

Becarina
06-17-2005, 03:01 PM
Melrose Place

Becarina
06-17-2005, 03:01 PM
Beverly Hills 90210 :lol:

Becarina
06-17-2005, 03:02 PM
In the plane... :p


i am very impatient ;)

jayrhum
06-17-2005, 03:04 PM
i am very impatient ;)Well as a good samouraï, I just had to take a random guy, kill him with my lame and cut off a package for you... So no problem... Anytime ;)

Becarina
06-17-2005, 03:05 PM
Well as a good samouraï, I just had to take a random guy, kill him with my lame and cut off a package for you... So no problem... Anytime ;)


:haha: NO!! I dont want his package :p

Becarina
06-17-2005, 03:11 PM
Married With Children

Becarina
06-17-2005, 03:12 PM
Law and Order

Becarina
06-17-2005, 03:12 PM
Law and Order SVU

Becarina
06-17-2005, 03:12 PM
Law and Order CI

Becarina
06-17-2005, 03:13 PM
Law and Order Trial By Jury

Becarina
06-17-2005, 03:13 PM
NYPD Blue